Pneumatic Cork-Stuffer | PLC Programming Intro

[@matttradie1341]

1am. Honey I’m just going downstairs to get a drink. Ok. Few minutes later. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Compressor starts up)

[@CanDriveSoon]

Laughed entirely too hard at this comment

[@mrb2061]

"Nothing more permanent, than a temporary solution" Should be on the T shirts...I'd buy that.

[@thedoctor907]

demonetisation intensifies.

[@Xallarap]

thedoctor907 I was just about to comment that :'D

[@speedbuggy16v]

stranger than that now no Ave videos in my feed anymore............Thats OK, I am subscribed and get emails anyway.

[@mikedrop4421]

I don't think they've demonetized him on a per video basis in years. It's more of a zero sum game played by the algorithm.

[@JungleScene]

"An ill-conceived idea deserves to be ill-implemented as well" -AvE pure poetry.

[@SwitchAndLever]

That ending is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. Good job!

[@JesusTouchedMyJunk]

Needed to learn ladder logic for work and this is much more entertaining than the Omron official tutorial drivel. Thanks once again AvE.

[@ApeShift]

Pshh. Who needs one of those. (Heads out to the shed whistling inconspicuously)

[@edwardaziria5710]

Charlie Tucker 😂

[@petercollin5670]

More like, Pshhhht....pshhhht....pshhhht....pshhhht....

[@ApeShift]

Peter Collin 😂

[@maxanator6]

Charlie Tucker i love your profile picture 😂😂😂

[@ApeShift]

MAXAWESOME55 lol thanks man

[@loul7239]

That whole lesson on how to insert a usb plug was so painfully true. I felt a pang of relief that I’m not the only one who takes three attempts every friggin’ time.

[@richardsteele3160]

The final demonstration is the single greatest minute in the history of video. His unique ability to blend technical knowledge and humor is truly without equal.

[@Viraus2]

This channel is like Mythbusters hosted by Frank Zappa

[@peterwelsh6975]

Viraus2 i hated Mythbusters they had no technical knowledge of how things work and failed to correctly build 99% of their projects. Most of their "busted" myths failed because they didn't understand physics.

[@DrLumpy]

Professor Irwin Corey meets Howard Stern. Thanks - Lumpy

[@robbelk6465]

Nailed it, the next telefunkin u-47

[@scottcarlon6318]

Only better... : )

[@jadeolin8514]

@@peterwelsh6975 thank you, I couldn't agree more, I hated that show.

[@romwil]

Extra thumbs up for the exact USB cord insertion instructions (attempt/reverse/attempt/reverse/insert) as that captures every try ever.

[@Blox117]

except usb C

[@swayback7375]

@@Blox117 oh yea? Seems only 1 end of USB C is universal to me, I still end up flipping that end at least once each time I plug it in.

[@Blox117]

@@swayback7375 DVI connectors never seem to go in

[@98SST]

Is this setup for sale? Asking for a friend.

[@duaneantor9157]

Lol

[@bluecollarcanuck]

Confidential side project, coming soon: the AvE Fembot Mk.1.

[@Armuar]

Did it really need teeth? Lmfao. AvE: - Just. WOW.

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

No teeth?! That'd be creepy.

[@FieroFats]

No teeth? What are you, some kinda weirdo?

[@Armuar]

AvE And the entire premise of this video WASN'T creepy!?? LOL 😆👌

[@microbuilder]

The best kind of hummer is the kind with a gummer.

[@whs2220]

so many KZbin "how to" programming videos that lack real world examples of how they are useful... AvE is the channel that satisfies that unmet need

[@michaeljburt]

I'm an electrical engineer and I am in the first year of my career in industrial controls. These videos on pneumatics have helped me considerably!!! Thanks AvE!! I have always been able to follow controls diagrams involving pneumatics, but now I'm getting a real appreciation for how they work.

[@tylerbaughman2001]

AvE seems to like it nice and slow. I would've just attached it to a Sawzall myself.

[@mikesdungeon8398]

Tyler Baughman LMFAO

[@daviddroescher]

Tyler Baughman variable speed Milwaukee woodwork be a lot less hard at trying to get the speed adjusted

[@5roundsrapid263]

Tyler Baughman That’s the lady version.

[@TheGetpunched]

That’s a good way to get a permanently bent cork.

[@vzgsxr]

Tyler Baughman And leave the blade in for extra excitement 😈

[@kameron454ci]

change out the gland end and its the perfect mothers day gift

[@ryanmckee2089]

The most complicated dirty joke ever!

[@vesslewiththepesstle]

he has sunk to a new low, I love it, and I am sure he has more to go, AVE the bravest man on the internet.

[@travishogan7516]

Oh my! I thought you were gonna just tease us with it but damn, ... Full Stroke. I think the "Bartending Robot's" cover is blown.

[@transdimensionalist]

tends to ya bar :) or makes it tender?

[@PapaWheelie1]

Rectum? Dammed near killed him...

[@Lewdacris916]

loooool

[@MrTheHillfolk]

Never gets old. One of my favorites, like the old bull and young bull story.

[@ddermont6058]

Did in fact, Kill Him.

[@PapaWheelie1]

MrHillfolk - tell - I don’t think I’ve heard that one??

[@MrTheHillfolk]

PapaWheelie I guess it has a little moral or whatever, like with age comes wisdom or something. The story usually goes something like: 2 bulls are talking, one is the old bull and one is the young bull. The young bull says let’s run down the hill and do a cow, for fun. The old bull says woah hold your horses! Let’s WALK down and do em all😂😂😬

[@pjbth]

A little shaking on the retract might not be a bad thing in this situation.

[@cadewey6181]

Koyo Click is the great grandbaby of TI, Semens, GE Funuc plug ‘n play PLC bases, I/O modules and three speeds of processors ( still sold by Direct Logic I think). All programmable in TI Soft running in DOS. Probably also built by Koyo under license or maybe always samurai built. The DOS had function keys for NC, NO, coil, timer, counter plus ‘or’, ‘and’ branches. Lots of keystrokes rather than mouse messin. There was still the upload,download screwing around, especially when the eeprom, the running program and the confuser were all different versions. No getting away from that. But thanks for the memories. The printing presses I worked on had 40 pages of ladder logic but that still beats the crap out of 25 pages of spaghetti point to point relay ladder logic for an unnamed Italian basket lift.

[@verdatum]

You should really soak your corks first before stuffing them. There's nothing more important than a good cork-soaker in the household. I learned to soak corks when I was a young boy. I learned from my father, who learned soaking corks from his father's father. You could say I was a born cork soaker.

[@allesklarklaus147]

dude this is so hard to read out without slipping

[@CCWSig]

Best in the county rumor had it

[@murkinstock]

But do you soak corks or do you get your corks soaked?

[@darkwoodfarms1040]

Good question, is the cork soaker the one who soaks his cork, or the receptacle in which the cork is soaked?

[@OttawaOldFart]

I got it

[@DoogenBurns]

If you aren't supposed to put air in someones butt how do you get oxygen to the gerbil?

[@aivkara]

'Armageddon' was actually the gerbil's safe word...

[@traviscoleman9520]

Richard Gere is shaking his head somewhere

[@edm86]

@@aivkara I don't think anyone got the joke...I got you though!

[@TroyBrophy]

And here I was starting to question whether or not this channel was still relevant to my interests.

[@ERROR204.]

At this point our interests are based around AvE

[@ED-es2qv]

After months of watching him tear apart tools I don’t even want, ….

[@Pyr0philia]

This is by far the most amazing thing on KZbin.

[@BarryRuffnerXD]

Weeks later I realize you have been evaluating different pneumatic devices for current to air so you can run a piston in a novel way using electronics so you can get that next level jerkoff device

[@andrewleece5076]

Barry Ruffner I

[@zechsblack5891]

he really needs to add a port to the back of the cork-holder to draw down a constant gentle pressure

[@Zizzily]

So, the takeaway is don't put compressed air up your bum, put it in your P port instead?

[@WallHaxxx]

You have to observe the USB port to collapse the superposition.

[@KSparks80]

Or just do it the easy way with a goddamitron and a stetsor valve. No systems theory required! lol

[@Walking_Death]

whenever I try to figure which way round a USB plug goes I end up with a dead cat on my hands.

[@shane9338]

wallhaxx "You have to observe the USB port to collapse the superposition." i cracked up for an hour !! got sore abs I have a feeling most have no idea what that means

[@mixer6166]

It's called schrodinger's port.

[@giovannicintolo89]

Thank you for confirming I've been using the USB port correctly my entire life

[@GeoffPesos]

If I were KZbin I would give you a raise for this video.

[@azuritet3]

well, KZbin is run by robots now so they probably think this is progressive.

[@KxKL-yj7pd]

I see what you did there

[@kenwinston2245]

You could have a full range of preset programs... random shuffle... change the pace a bit here and there... the mind boggles. Probably available from Guangdong by next xmas...

[@charlesdeens8927]

I just realized how we came to develop the opposable thumb.

[@sorin.n]

If I would have been younger, this would have been my diploma thesis!

[@JimmysTractor]

Not quite Westworld, but could work.

[@ToTheTopCrane]

Agreed!

[@Brettjnash]

That violent delight would definitely have a violent end.

[@Bierkameel]

He should call this contraption "Dolores"

[@JimmysTractor]

Bierkameel I'm gonna call mine Angela.

[@JimmysTractor]

To The Top Crane your little 300ft tall crane is the perfect example of why you don't want $10 AliExpress arduinos controlling your air solenoids.

[@chucktaylorii]

I don't ever look at the click bait pictures when I watch the KZbins, so I was pleasantly surprised by this wonderful thing! As a controls enganeer/industrial elechicken, I really enjoyed the PLC work, it isn't very often that I get to see my disease in the form of entertaining videos. Keep up the good work!

[@ToTheTopCrane]

Now, other than food, you have no reason to leave your shop!

[@jeremyhanna3852]

To The Top Crane There is pizza delivery you know

[@ToTheTopCrane]

Jeremy hanna, good point. I didn't think of that.

[@truvak]

and Beer.

[@Willam_J]

Truvak T - Beer comes out of the faucets in Canada. It’s true. I saw it on the internet. :-)

[@truvak]

I knew I had to move to the anglophone part of Canada! 5 years in Montreal and all that came from my faucet was lame water!

[@jeffreyellison5128]

This is the most cohesive explaimplimentation of plc I have found on the tube thus far, and Ive been lookin. Hot glue proto on fleek. Thank you so much for documenting your exploits.

[@jaredcallahan9515]

Real deal Omron PLC's can be found on the flea bay for super cheap and the programming software too for around $100

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Fucking Omron with the 'upload' I mean 'download' I mean shit the program is corrupt.

[@richfiles]

Took the words right out of your pneumatic cork-stuffer's mouth!

[@radon360]

Just following Rockwell's terminology convolution.

[@Methodwake]

I really liked cxprogrammer. It was quick and dirty. Changing any bit to one-shots was clean. Documentation was in japenglish but it was very complete as long as you keep reading. Native simulation was a plus as well.

[@chasmosaurus3]

My only experience is with Do-More PLCs. Their simulator is free and fairly complete.

[@sidneyfisher3939]

Finished product works more like a cork soaker than a cork stuffer. Reminds me of a SNL skit from years past. I love this channel.👍

[@Henchman1977]

Another classic French-Canadian saying.... "I went to de closet to get my boots and dere dey were, gone!"

[@kennyball3956]

whos coat is that jacket

[@badlandskid]

Dat wast de biggest coyote I never saw!

[@mixer6166]

The ting is seized. I gotta eat the pipe.

[@nicholasrots]

Huge fan Ave. 23 year old industrial mechanic/plc programmer. I’ve spent a lot of time watching your videos and I love them. We use some of the things that you made videos on where I work actually. I’m more familiar with Allen Bradley and some siemens, but after seeing this it makes me want to get one myself to make some type of contraption.

[@gunslinger11bravo]

Now if only you can teach it to cook.

[@shenzhong2942]

Gunslinger 11B sexism isn’t too death grips my friend

[@misterninemilli9340]

shenzhong it sure is funny

[@shenzhong2942]

Jadan Della Porta it isn’t that either

[@misterninemilli9340]

shenzhong subjective

[@Andrew-vq2kl]

@@cezarcatalin1406 Please elaborate... I mean clearly, it is undoubtedly subjective. But I want to know, how you came to believing that's not the case. Are you white knighting or do you genuinely believe that? Either way, yikes...

[@ThZuao]

I legit tought it was a machine to stuff corks into bottles. Then it hit me what channel I was watching. Add one of those vacuum valves and a spit dispenser next!

[@RidingFromDawn2Dusk]

A Binford 6100 E Jackulator

[@justing1810]

More power!

[@agentfrankvideos]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dankish84]

Love the pointing utensil! Not only does it look multifunctional, but looks comfy to hold.

[@BradPow]

That mouth looked like it wanted nothing to do with the hammer's aggressive attempts. It must be a married woman.

[@raven-gb3yx]

I'm youst fascinated by how he mastered the machining process, the assembly process, the electrical wiring and the final programming of the product. You is a one man factory

[@chaz65]

Good thing you didn't use an arduino, damn thing would've glitched out a bit down....

[@mapleleaf4ever]

It's amazingly difficult to cry from laughter whilst taking construction notes!

[@AlsidPrime]

Talking ill of arduino, Does this call for a name change to PLC vs Evil? Not that it appears to be fighting too hard.

[@5thgenh23]

Im starting to get worried about the long winters effect on my favorite Canucky...

[@HarmonHeat]

The sweet funk of demonitization is emanating from my phone

[@PriestGreyRaven]

Compressed gasses are quite literally explosives. The difference between your compressor and TNT is the mode of storage and release. One is mechanical and the other is chemical but goth are large amounts of case trying to become less dense as fast as possible. Keep that in mind in the shop and you should be okay.

[@speedbuggy16v]

am I the only one that thinks a slight jerky motion might be a good thing?

[@DrussTheLegend]

The teeth! Pure nightmare fuel. The "Good enough for the girls I go out with" quality assurance will never have the same kudos it once did. 😁

[@thefinessekid7358]

My uh friend wanted to know where to get one of the mouths and how discrete is their shipping?

[@BayouAlex111]

Amazon. Just let your friend know. :P

[@lucas2997]

Haahahaha "How discrete is their shipping" JAJAJA

[@jbarajas909]

The Finesse Kid you mean one for yourself. Lol

[@bensalm5336]

Smartest, most relatable, hilarious guy on the net!! Thanks again, Ave!!

[@jasonwcoleman250]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd demonetized!

[@CumminsDslPwr]

AvE you are bringing back many bad memories from the 80's trying to program the Allen Bradley Automation Controls that were a conglomeration of Pick/Dos and ASSembly languages. Good God man, you are forcing me to drink....MORE.

[@FlesHBoX]

wait, compressed air goes in the pee port? I thought you said your buddy put it in the.... er... other port....

[@Pottalowski]

FlesHBoX the tush port?

[@mitchellspanheimer1803]

@@Pottalowski the sh!t hole?

[@Ramos4Au]

@20:26 Best and most comprehensive USB peripheral insertion procedure on the internets ever!

[@cmb1972]

Needs a dab of Schmoo for a smooth action.

[@JonathanLuker]

I've just started playing around with plcs in my tiny little factory. I found that a little Siemens logo with the supplied software, works really well. They have proper visual aids programming, so you draw the circuit diagram and it then makes the ladder logic for you. Totally sweet.

[@JimmysTractor]

Stroke needs to be a bit longer.

[@Treddian]

That's a fine opinion but you should stick to giving the tip. Only the tip.

[@svenb4475]

Automation engineer here, youre a rather slow programmer but you definitley know whats important about automation. Im proud.

[@scotthicks8338]

The 30 guys who down voted this video are the bosses who make you work on a Saturday. Please pray for them, they need Jesus.

[@Blox117]

they need compressed air blown up their rectum

[@GordieGii]

When we make pneumatic punch dies, we use a honking big quick exhaust valve connected to the front of the cylinder with a close nipple. If you used an open center valve you could dump the air a half second before 'stuffing' commences with only the two solenoids.

[@cwtoyota]

Uncanny valley of horse teeth.

[@wobblysauce]

Sarah Jessica Parker.

[@cwtoyota]

Uncanny.

[@fuzzeek78]

Ahh AvE... Been with you since 56 thou. First time I saw you couldn't bring'er to completion.. Love PLC's, now guess i'll go find the Mrs.'s

[@FlyingShotsman]

I'll be damned, it took 30 minutes of video before this one got demonetized!

[@Ckom-Tunes]

The compressed air up the whahoo of a buddy is a story I’ve heard many times before. Urban legend or not it’s still important to respect the power of air compression.

[@mrmisterman999]

The end of this video had me crying with laughter 😂😂😂

[@stacydurham5100]

it took you long enough to talk about the plc the brains behind the whole mechanism there's a couple steps I think I would have went past to get to where you're at but the PLC is the magic thanks for the video

[@bruceminnier2936]

And.... demonized....

[@xorith]

Demonized or demonetized? Or does it matter? lol

[@bruceminnier2936]

I meant the second..... but oddly.... that last bit, that will haunt me for a long long time. Maybe the first was more accurate.

[@maxheadroom7992]

Jesus is the one who sent him the mouth in the first place.

[@Syncubus]

That's because Jesus is a pervert.

[@xorith]

Patriot Cat - Still?? Damn it. I told him once already. I said "JESUS!" And I mean that in the proper Spanish pronunciation. I told him to quit peeping in my damn windows.

[@cdw3423]

Why not set up the 3 way valve on the rod end so the rod end is normally vented to atmosphere. That way when the cylinder extends it will have 2 paths for the air to leave quickly without any delay to dump the pressure in the rod end. Then to retract you just need to close that valve before you activate the retract solenoid on the 5 way valve. You may have to let the piston end vent for a few seconds after it has fully retracted so there is no pressure left to push it out when the rod end gets vented.

[@sierrawhiskey5144]

There's seimans everywhere.

[@STCC]

Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution. So true! "I'll fix up later once we know it's working good". Later "Don't touch it, it's working"

[@zadrik1337]

Best description ever of how to insert a USB type A connector. Although, you forgot the magic word... "muther f*(&er" or similar.

[@richfiles]

USB-C... They FINALLY got it right! ◔ᴗ◔

[@captapraelium1591]

LOGO SIDE UP Easy as pie, kids.

[@richfiles]

Till you get a cheap dollar store cable with no logo, or _TWO_ logos, or your non polarized phone charger is plugged in upside down so all the pixies fall out.

[@bubosibiricus2204]

That's because type A USB plugs actually exist in 4-space.

[@captapraelium1591]

So you bought a non-USB cable and tried to use it with a USB device......And that's USB's fault....

[@MrMatanay]

If you want it to go the quickest forward it can, then pressurize both sides from same source ! The difference between pistonsurface makes it an airpump !

[@Phishrock]

Now I got plans for the weekend

[@Mycobob]

A small modification and that could be your old lady’s new favorite thing! 😂😘😂

[@furgy667]

A quick exhaust would really help ya get the air out right fast. My wife says I have one on my blind end.

[@samrodian919]

AvE that's a hell of a lot of apparatus to haul with you on your next field trip! You're better off hiring a cork stuffer locally !

[@AmateurRedneckWorkshop]

I done heard that rectal air story a lot of times over the past 50 or so years and always with a different guy. I am sort of starting to wonder if maybe it aint one of them urban legends. If you don't have video it didn't happen.

[@AmateurRedneckWorkshop]

Depends on which position you are playing.

[@jay90374]

It is included in almost all air safety training in every industry and school, I think first time I heard it was junior high shop class.

[@SurajGrewal]

Oh, that Rajasthani Indian guy... He purposely did it, to torture the poor fellow. He though it'll only injure him but way worse happened.

[@ZenMuff1n]

10 bar is at 130 psi, roughly. A football is 8,5 psi... A friend of mine was pretending to blow up a cat instead of a bicycle tire once as a joke. He was kicked by his father so hard his feet lifted off the ground. He was punished and I received a very valuable lesson: Rumor or not. Want your feet firmly planted - don't play with high pressure.

[@BrainSlugs83]

Maybe it's just something that people keep doing... XD

[@wearsjorge55]

The 30 minute wait was worth it for the laugh. Haven't laughed that hard in a long time

[@TDG2654]

Yeah, compressed air is no joke. Had a hired guy at the job blow one of his eardrums out, trying to dust himself using compressed air.

[@toasty4000000]

"had a hired guy at the blow job..." Cmon I cant be the only one whose brain did that

[@ebinecksdee9872]

Stupidity comes in all sorts of flavors.

[@renepizzo9438]

Reason for the OSHA bypass nozzle

[@nicewhenearnedrudemostlyel489]

because an osha bypass valve is gonna stop an eardrum from being blown out in that situation? get outta here. safety features are for accidents, not for intentional stupidity. that drum was gonna get blown with or without it.

[@Locrian1]

"nothing more permanent than a temporary solution"....i liked that!. It's also kind of true... Here's another that I'm sure most people here will have heard before but it's worth saying again because it's so relatable: "a horse is a camel designed by committee".

[@Tr3bu]

Now that's the Ollie-FordCock.

[@texn8]

"A new low?" Beezelbub and Lilith must have edited this piece!!! Holy Shot, I may not sleep for a week.... You sick puppy!!!! Keep up the good work..... I'm headed to confession, if lightning doesn't fry me first....

[@BobofWOGGLE]

Does that thing have teeth in? Has science gone too far?

[@BobofWOGGLE]

Well it's good our artificial round holes have finally caught up with our artificial round pegs. That's equality right there.

[@britjamaine9229]

Never seen a toy with a dental plan

[@jimmywalker8538]

I sometimes take the little womans failed toys and rework them into a functioning item again, but this guy, he is God like in his work! I am humbled.

[@Fireholder1]

1:34 - Visual AIDS No shortage of that on teh Internets.

[@BerndFelsche]

Ladder logic is elec chicken native language. I "learnt" some back around 1980; part of being a maniacal engineer; studying and fuxing control systems. Try to avoid leaving a valve solenoid coil energised in the "rest" position. You could do that (failing e.g. limit switch feedback) by putting a timer on the NC contact and then the valve solenoid on that timer so that the valve is only energised for the longest plausible time for the stroke of the piston. This reduces the heat developed in the system and keeps the envirofairies more friendly; as long as you express the sentiment. Some PLC will handle anal-log signals from e.g. pressure transducers so they can be employed for position feedback (pressure rises at end of stroke) or to signal a pressure failure.

[@JBroMCMXCI]

When I was younger I made one of these with a power drill and ended up tearing half my foreskin off. Mistakes were made.

[@smellyjerk]

JBroMCMXCI did you ever even it out? O.o

[@kennyball3956]

many lives lost

[@melody3741]

Circumcision Made Easy

[@turbot8er672]

Not sure how old you are, but those old drills with metal housing had a tendency to put you on your ass. Especially if you happened to be standing in water.

[@miaouew]

So now you have a 2-skin?

[@DanGamble]

The cable work in that enclosure was quite satisfying to behold

[@Norweeg]

The end left me speechless but laughing my ass off.

[@iaov]

I’ve used the Click PLC for years but never this cleverly!! Thanks Uncle BF

[@gdat5838]

I had to learn Mechatronics, PLCs, and ladder logic practically alone in HighSchool for a STATE competition. (Because no other schools did it in our county.) Oh, and I had 4 months to do it. No instructor. fml (Additional note; My only experience was basic electrical comprehension, halfassed understanding of pneumatic equipment, and I dabbled in Python, Ruby and Java. Which as we all know, doesn't help with ladder logic.)

[@richfiles]

I took on deciphering the code for an existing PLC installation for my boss. I'd never programmed a PLC before. Needed to add two additional speeds and directions to a motor controller. That one wasn't so bad. It actually used some kind of code, but it was still not normal code.

[@chasmosaurus3]

richfiles Siemens has a stripped down Fortran in third controllers. Easy to read and write but if you want structured code Oh my! All the features of early Fortran: global variables, go-to and no subroutines. Still, my Fortran finally came in handy. Ladder logic is pretty nice. From a verification viewpoint, much easier to assure yourself that you are going to get the expected behavior.

[@gdat5838]

Funny thing is, I graduated and never got into Mechatronics after taking 1st for that competition. Instead I'm going to Aeronautical Service School, because who doesn't like some ASS.