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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@MsMegaAwesomenes]

Jenna dye your hair green screen green so every podcast it's fucking invisible

[@katywonder892]

Hahaha RT

[@titsmcass]

OHMYGOD

[@hana7382]

HAHAHAHHA

[@n.t.7346]

DO IT

[@thephangirl4379]

+++++++++++

[@kathrinoho697]

i like the white shirt julien is wearing underneath his tanktop

[@sarahhillstrom653]

Haha! 👌🏼

[@samanthalacerte734]

this comment!😂😂

[@MyDream234]

reverse ombre arms

[@RemyElysee]

BUAHAHAHA

[@juliensolo]

rekt

[@isabellearomin8527]

If julien picked julia roberts as his mistress he could of had 3 mistress's

[@melissaakmomma1833]

they should just make their own game like it

[@melaniedennis454]

Your playing chess while the rest playing checkers

[@lucsun6960]

could've*

[@chloe1-2-3-4-5]

"Naked hulk-smashing through my escalator to hell" is literally the best euphemism I have ever heard.

[@megancruickshank7807]

Julien should be hired to come up with new cards against humanity cards 😂

[@Shakattackk]

I thought this too omg

[@christiannalikos2566]

lolololol

[@rebeccahaller1103]

OMG YES

[@roxopoks]

*in jenna's voice* hell yeah

[@Kpiggg]

SPEAKINGS OF JULIEN i made a compilation of Juliens FIRE segways help me get them to see it (: vimeo.com/176027426

[@sarakrutewicz8328]

Julien should probably work for Cards Against Humanity

[@savannahnugent9672]

I don’t know what you

[@savannahnugent9672]

Yes yes ma’am I am okay with it lol I gotta I only liked r tthe omg was that

[@savannahnugent9672]

I don’t know know wha dont s a day liwanna was a great time to get back home to you haha

[@savannahnugent9672]

I know rit’s is a rereryrurr rr

[@nicodianime]

They could make an entire expansion pack justfrom this video

[@annaspencer9065]

cover the whole room in green and wear green morph suits and just have your heads uncovered and do the whole podcast as two floating heads

[@AwesomeRara]

Anna Spencer such a trixie and Katya thing I love it

[@luciathompson5778]

yesss, how's your head?

[@xksray5856]

Now that's amazing

[@scarlett5923]

FORESHADOWING

[@wetrag883]

they should just go the whole podcast without mentioning it

[@sarahdo7308]

Can I just comment on how hard Julien is thinking up these words??? So freaking funny.

[@sarahdo7308]

The many faces of dat hamster wheel turning

[@jurastanley1997]

You know what would be hilarious? If they put on those weird, green all-over suits (the spandex ones) but cut out holes for their eyes/mouths. They would just be two floating pairs of eyes/mouths. I dunno, that just sounds so fucky.

[@makailacarpenter6319]

this really needs to happen

[@stasial.1270]

A green morph suit

[@ramendelivery2133]

YES

[@kaylah6753]

Yes!!

[@NovaLaMason]

Byitch, yas. xD

[@hannahb.6468]

You should do mad lobs again sometime, but write all of the verbs, adjectives, nouns etc beforehand and pull them out of separate jars.

[@annaholm1295]

I'm stuck in a hole of Jenna Julien podcasts and i cant (i dont wanna) get out!!

[@urlocalbug7578]

TWO YEARS LATE BUT MOOD

[@rxshawty710]

Same

[@Emma-ws3nx]

Yessss

[@JelliVlogs]

Did you get out?

[@matilda5501]

two years late but this has been my hole day and I am fully living for it

[@katywonder892]

"I can't eat gluten that's my fucking problem" omg

[@axidasical]

Katy Wonder oooh my god thank you! Dink fam!

[@vickisoup2657]

Thank you so much! This whole podcast I was waiting for Julien to stand up so I could see his shirt

[@Wildflowerful]

I feel like the fact that they got each other on who they would marry is a sign from the universe because what are the oDDS

[@morganjohnston3714]

Hide_and_seek I was literally just going to say thT

[@boob.11]

4 years later and they're engaged :)

[@ciarakd2578]

It is lowkey driving me crazy that I can't see what all of Juliens shirt says

[@vikkiflores2965]

I can't eat gluten that's my fucking problem

[@Chloe-vt2dv]

I thought I was the only one. Lmao

[@dualwinchesters]

its looks like its says "I cant eat gluten thats my fucking problem" but i cannot confirm

[@eastonwalker9793]

You know what really annoys me? The fact that Jenna and Julian does not know that an adverb is an adjective that modifies a noun, not a verb that ends in ly.

[@morganmurphy9727]

+Xander Calicdan Whoopdie fuckin do

[@nochanceofescape]

Oh my god how funny would having Sandra Bullock as a wife choice lol imagine Julien not fucking knowing how to find his wife in an award show

[@sunflowercara8691]

nochanceofescape I saw this and immediately burst out laughing

[@kittymarie397]

Julien : *has celiac disease* Julien: I'm gonna develop an allergy to gluten free food lmao

[@stephwilliams2968]

This whole podcast was Julien's loud breathing thinking noise

[@taylor2042]

At least they weren’t his dad noises 😂

[@serjoschaweiwald3487]

his coke nose runny af

[@emilylowry1285]

i’m about 3 years late, but there’s absolutely no “i” in “a bear who’s embarrassed”

[@laila3814]

i'm about a year late, but there IS an "i" in "a bear who is embarrassed," if that's what julen meant

[@amberh4470]

HAHAH

[@andrealoreto408]

"The hospital where your baby might get roasted by the doctors. no. the hospital where your baby WILL get roasted by the doctors" I CANT BREATHE

[@emmagiebs7482]

all of julien's answers should be made into their own deck of cards for cards against humanity

[@torid1373]

Julien's ombré arms are lit 🔥😂

[@pebbellz]

This was legit one of the funniest podcasts ever, I love Julien's weird ass sense of humor. " "Just write DMV heartbreak" 😂😂😂😂

[@JackC50]

Did Julien write driver's license

[@maggieelizabeth3045]

the mouth noises were STRONG in this episode

[@jonsnow8756]

You know Julien is mad dedicated when he starts twitching when something concerning filming goes wrong LOL

[@jehnglynn]

So true!

[@roseyleeteabee125]

I was literally a bit freaked out when that happend I didn't know why he was doing that and jenna seems kinda pissed at him.. Lol I was confused about that interaction 🤔😅

[@roseyleeteabee125]

I'm clearly on a brings 🤣

[@thathooligangirl77]

Where was that

[@kyekye1]

The next podcast will be sponsored by RAID. Fucking ants.

[@Frost517]

.

[@meganthomas1859]

Also not as bad as roaches

[@Frost517]

.

[@therebex23]

you can easily get rid of bed bugs...if you have some cash to spare

[@nbenn6185]

i literally was staring at the bark box thing omg i can't

[@AJaeH]

jenna is acting like simon cowell judging julien on his performance for suggestions

[@hunny6208]

HAHAHAHAH this is funny ok

[@sooth15]

Hey, it's Annie! * waves *

[@AJaeH]

sooth15 heyyy sooth ! :)

[@angiet7380]

Simon Cowell is way harsher than Jenna can ever be

[@AJaeH]

Angie T i know

[@biancam.5864]

Every single time Jenna says "boY" I'm expecting her to continue with "I'll bOwL yOu UnDeR tHe TaBLe"

[@ricecake3215]

lol I still do that to this day bc of her, it never makes any sense

[@Falcopunch97]

Julien's brain with these mad libs is hilarious and genius omg!!

[@Falcopunch97]

please do more

[@LizLiz1450]

And the dinks start coming and the dinks stop coming...and they don't stop coming...and they don't stop coming... You get the idea...

[@mirandamarteen8322]

Lmao :p

[@maxximus3215]

And they dink stop coming

[@oxidasic]

dinkalicious

[@Kpiggg]

vimeo.com/176027426 Please guys help me get them to see this lol its a compilation of the FIRE segways

[@Jordan-tf2hi]

+Kpiggg *segues

[@oinknuggets1334]

Something tells me that Julien picked the background for this episode

[@summerlofland7494]

Same

[@anyarushmer8734]

same

[@sillyxpicklexxx3]

Congratulations

[@katemkat5115]

CLOUDS

[@luvmeganandliz101]

OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT 😂😂😂😂

[@emilyjoy5378]

*ten years later* Julien marries Jenna and he pulls out this mash paper at their wedding because I said they would get married.

[@abbrah90]

Emily N IT BETTER NOT BE 10 YEARS

[@taylor2042]

He makes the paper into the shape of a ring and proposes with that just to be a little shit

[@heather-kg1pe]

ACTUALLY THO

[@valeriapaz8346]

Ok so in one of the playing shitty games or something jenna had julien as fusband

[@milohodges7909]

IT WASNT TEN YEARS :,)

[@DeeRumania]

Ayy girl you got snowcone water? No? Alright, how about a date? omfg I am deadd

[@Corn22]

MASH was legit my life as a child

[@rebeccapizzitola3417]

Same fam

[@titsmcass]

same

[@backpaingurl]

"same"

[@billyjane020]

Which is ironic because it’s a game about your adult life. How did that go?

[@MeaganMadSkyentist]

haha, 50% of this podcast is waiting for Julien to think of something.

[@kyekye1]

Borderline painful lol

[@MeaganMadSkyentist]

agreed

[@pookiepye]

50% of this podcast is Julien's heavy breathing lol

[@raehiggins5587]

PookiePye yesss

[@mandyashby6789]

PookiePye I bet that's where Kermit learned to do it

[@heyyitshayleyy]

where the fuck is Julien getting all these ideas for mad libs!? xD

[@janelles9312]

Emotional baggage is such a good mash category

[@chrissiSmile1]

I love how Julien just accepts Jenna's "NOs". He trying really hard to come up with something good and if Jenna doesn't like it she just goes "NO!" and Julien's just like "Alright, you're the boss, I'll think of something else!"

[@MyDream234]

23:22 julien deffinietly said ''that's what she said'' in his head, look at his face lol

[@brooklynbraaten]

I really want to make a mad lib out of all Julien's ideas that jenna denied

[@carmencelesteu]

A good noun wouldve been 'julien's mouth sounds'

[@lizhomer9291]

Lol "month book"...um, yeah I think the word you're looking for is calendar, Julien. hahaha you two are so funny

[@KatieGraceCihla]

I cant eat gluten thats my wheatness???

[@DarkSilverKisses]

Katie Cihla This deserves a lot more likes.. I literally cackled....😁😁😁😁

[@laylahrose2811]

Katie Cihla “I can’t eat gluten, that’s my fucking problem”

[@reluctant.valentine]

@@laylahrose2811 God bless. I was googling all over to find the whole saying

[@peachykeen4518]

"just thinking about snow cone water makes my hands sticky" I'M SCREAMNG!

[@radsmads96]

Cards Against Humanity - Jenna and Julien edition

[@mollygabrielle]

maddy mad I’d love this

[@glam_by_lydia8995]

10/10 would buy!! 😂😂😂

[@emmaberger3748]

Seriously we need these

[@rachael6823]

a casual tinder date at the dmv is not an adjective hahhaaha i lost it at that part

[@jmjung9]

Julien's hair is the same color as his shirt

[@niggasjit]

Its the greenscreen that does it, it messes with the colors, especially the hair

[@margeshu4567]

no his hair is faded

[@gracemcgowan8281]

lolol

[@orestcaka1048]

I heard that raf, the person who does julien's hair, has this thing when he would dye your hair the color of the shirt you're wearing.

[@sillyxpicklexxx3]

And his forearms 😐 it must be weird lighting/issues with the green screen

[@munchydoo9668]

wait... vape juice three ways or vape juice threeways

[@EV1SCERATED]

Munchydoo yeah

[@abbykennedy1229]

lowkey what if julien planned out the M.A.S.H to land on jenna and then proposed on the podcast

[@vickisoup2657]

I literally made an "oh" sound because of this comment. That would be adorable

[@arrccellia9095]

is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Jenna and julien both married each other in the game bc I think that is cute af ❤😣 they're meant to be

[@vanityplates3125]

And now they are engaged. It's happening!!!

[@sillyxpicklexxx3]

The comment section: 45% "Oh Julien your hair is fading!" 45% "🙄 it's from the green screen" 10% "DINK DINK DINK etc"

[@niggasjit]

0.1% "Can I buy you a tripod for your penis?"

[@cameroncummins1515]

what's the other 9.99%?

[@eastonwalker9793]

+Cameron Cummins not in 100%.

[@irawyatt3106]

You missed out "I can't read Julien's shirt !!!!1!!!!!!!"

[@joethurbon2396]

sillyxpicklexxx3 I

[@lindonstarck1552]

I never noticed that Julien has mad farmer's tan line

[@somethingclever7940]

I seriously thought Julian's shirt said "don't eat glitter, that's my f***ing job"

[@taylor2042]

He probably has a shirt somewhere that says that 😂

[@analisehurtos6060]

something clever same

[@jorieschwartz6202]

I want a shirt that says that

[@kateyb9362]

It took me until now to realize his shirt doesn't say glitter

[@nicolinasmith8986]

It doesn’t say glitter?

[@WattsTheSafeword]

Dat legends of the hidden temple shirt doh!

[@courtneytnt]

oh hey, I subscribe to you 😊

[@WattsTheSafeword]

oh hi there

[@lindalou3107]

Watts The Safeword omg wtf I need

[@Scissor18Luv]

Awwwee Yasss I noticed that too. I used to love those NICK GAS game shows!

[@SarahJoCorona]

My niece was watching a nick cartoon and the cartoons were playing legends of the hidden temple just thought I’d let y’all know Nick is getting weird

[@MeganSmithers]

It took me a second to realize that the front of the notebook was part of the cloud & not some weird picture of skin

[@ashatteberry2127]

Megan Smithers I don't know why I laughed so hard at this comment

[@whydoineedtohaveahandle]

Every time my dog gets a new toy, it’s gone in like two minutes. We bought this “extra tough” toy that actually was really tough and heavy and really well made. It lasted for almost ten minutes! Also if you leave anything she thinks is hers on the floor, it’s gone. Like leashes, harnesses, clothes etc. But there’s one thing she absolutely adores and hasn’t (completely) destroyed. My moms flippers. She carries them everywhere with her, will bring them to you as a gift, sleeps next to them and gets really worried if she can’t find them. It’s so cute.

[@haleyherboth3015]

I want what Julien is on hahaha

[@nikkiann6887]

Haley Herboth cocaine

[@aubreydink6350]

Lauren Ann dude... what? not funny lol

[@liv4560]

Aries

[@Chloe-vt2dv]

does anyone know who I can contact to rent-a-dult?

[@tanieshacatherinemessner]

I love how meticulous Julien's Mad-Lib words were. Especially "caramel-like texture". That worked out so beautifully. FAM DINK WOW. Love you guys

[@tinamarie2121]

Bwahahaha I read that as "CAMEL-like texture"!

[@JoDidntHearYou]

I'm dying listening to these!

[@Shakodancer16]

Rewatching hilarious podcasts and man this is great. Jenna-“Julian is great with words” julian *forgets how to word and just says full paragraphs*

[@weak._.link773]

Anyone from 2019 or later just rewatching old podcasts

[@dottyroads46]

I like the random words he says when he just thinks really hard lol. This had me crying.

[@FabulousaAliya]

At 34:13 you can read Julien's shirt. You're welcome!

[@jennamcfly]

Bless you wow I was trying for so long

[@mickeyakers91]

You are a saint! It was bothering me so much!!

[@Otagner]

thank you!!!!

[@sammie4801]

what does it say

[@dlddancer]

www.youngbrokeandglutenfree.com/product/unisex-i-cant-eat-gluten-censored-tank-all-colors/

[@MiniBLK.]

"I'm sure they're called hookers" JENNA oml

[@MiniBLK.]

This is my favorite podcast episode

[@tubapanda]

Jenna as Julien's wife, but they're still just really good friends

[@twoheadedmotherrr]

I love that picture of Jenna and Julien, its so cute

[@loraliehumphreys4354]

My favorite thing about this podcast was that Julian's mistress was 'Some Barista,because that's exactly how most people would react if they found out they were being cheated on...oh my god your cheating on me....with some barista!!!

[@GoJoLy2301]

“There’s no I in *bear who’s embarrassed* .” “Wait yes there is” Boi, no there’s not

[@sarahwillacker4135]

They should do a game where they make weird pickup lines by drawing random phrases (like the 2017 comments podcast but pickup lines 😂)

[@taylor2042]

Even though a bunch of people have liked this, I second it so they get a notification and look at it because that’d be so fucky and amazing.

[@jenna5123]

i'm so early so hopefully jenna or julien might see this, but this year has been really really hard for me, and your videos have been really the only things that can make me smile. thank you guys so much and i love you guys and the dink fam so much

[@etherealschannel]

'CARAMEL-LIKE TEXTURE LOOKS'. IM DEAAAADDDDD

[@morganreed8974]

I’ve been sick and these videos are all that’s been getting me through and keeping my spirits up. I’m so thankful I can rewatch these! 🥰

[@lastdreamofmysoul]

Julien would be so good at making Cards Against Humanity

[@whosthatgirl_itsjess]

Julien: **gives an answer** Jenna: how ‘bout...

[@NukaCherri]

Good to know that five years later the mash game fortold the marriage of Jenna and Julien

[@Codyinspace]

It is 2020 and I'm here and I love Julien so much. I love them both.

[@andi12270]

Julien’s brain is so fascinating to me. So amusing! lol

[@madisonmorgan5585]

Everyone's like "Julien's hair matches his shirt" but they are probably both yellow. There is a green screen behind them and if you'd didn't know the main colors in Digital devices are green, red, and blue. The yellow is made of green and red alternating pixels so the green conflicts with the green screen so you have to use color correction to make it a different color so it doesn't conflict with the green screen.

[@madisonmorgan5585]

And Jenna's shirt is green so they color corrected it so it wouldn't conflict with the green screen

[@znyznyzny]

cool

[@DPMOrn]

+Maddie Morgan lol, scientist in the house

[@madisonmorgan5585]

+StressedCam ✌️😎✌️

[@madisonmorgan5585]

+CamDoesn'tKnow lol no I'm just a fucking smart 12 year old

[@ILovHelloKitty13]

Nobody: Julien: *toenail innards*

[@nataliegiles2554]

Im gonna name my two cats Plump and Dumpy

[@psychedelicanxiety8011]

nat g that is beautiful

[@anonymouslabera]

Did Julien take a big time pre-workout before this episode or is he just generally more spastic/jittery than usual? Jenna did say he was being twitchy.... Then again, maybe there's an inside joke that inspired that demeanor that I missed entirely. That actually makes more sense. Pretend I didn't say anything.

[@dandeliondunmer3637]

I know Julien doesn't do drugs but I swear to god this entire podcast he looks so high.

[@jasliketheflower]

mercurialfeminist probably not often but the more I watch this podcast the more I'm convinced he's on coke

[@Techtonicality]

The fact that you both ended up being married to each other in a shack *heart eyes emoji* Dink fam!

[@RSteelHorse]

LIVING for Jenna's Legends of the Hidden Temple tshirt!!

[@jessicaclakley3691]

Rent-A-dult should be an item in the snake oil game lmao

[@chrissiSmile1]

I love how Julien just accepts Jenna's "NOs". He trying really hard to come up with something good and if Jenna doesn't like it she just goes "NO!" and Julien's just like "Alright, you're the boss, I'll think of something else!" I love you two :)

[@noadeutsch209]

Please make a podcast about supermeat! There have been so many videos about this lately (Freelee for example made two videos!) and it would be awesome if you could talk about it and share your thoughts. This is world-changing, it can save so many animals and help the planet!

[@joels2983]

omg i so agree!

[@achyutwarrier8934]

33:16 "Its too long, it doesn't fit" - Jenna Marbles 2016

[@cailard5677]

even the M.A.S.H gods wants them to be together forever 😂☺️

[@chrissiSmile1]

Emotional baggage: "cries when it gets dark out." "cries when it gets light out." 😂😂😂😂

[@lolarose6282]

"GETTING DRUNK AND LETTING ALL OF THE AIR OUT OF YOUR TIRES" HOW TF DOES JULIEN THINK OF THESE THINGS HFDJFKJFGR

[@misspiece22]

Who's here after they are engaged realizing part of this M.A.S.H. game really told the future?!?! 😵 Love you guys!❤

[@partymidnight]

I think julien would look sooooo good with tattoos. If he had a sleeve his arms would look so good with them

[@boopdoop991]

Here I am from 2021 to say he's got quite a bit of tattoos on both his arms now

[@caitb262]

did it just get real fucking shitty in here?

[@yonn]

Or is it just you!? Bahahah, that one was perfect

[@ashlieann4190]

These podcasts' are the only thing making me happy right now.

[@isabellearomin8527]

i love Julien's thinking face when he plays mad-libs

[@YUCKfoodnetwork]

Julien's mind is literally so amazing. Such a creative guy hahhaha

[@edithresendiz8197]

yes I love Mondays because of this podcast. JULIIIEENNNAAHH

[@nicoleperez332]

Julien @34:07. I see you, I understand you Office fam.

[@nicoleperez332]

"-Fair, but after it bit you did it run away fearful or did it walk away smug, self assured? -So smug, like he thought it was funny. -That's a bedbug, everything's a joke."

[@xrxaxnxnoble]

"don't touch my arm, i'm roasting you with it" omfg

[@brazenbasil1685]

I just realized that Jenna laughs so much that I've adapted her laugh and we just laughed the exact same way at the same time and I freaked out for a second.