Podcast #87 - 2 Truths & A Lie (w/Drinks)

[@alexisstansfield3066]

jenna. when the thing under your tongue is too long, it's called tongue-tied. it is very likely the piercer said "you're tongue-tied", NOT "your tongue died" hahah

[@everydaysimplehealth]

I lost my shit at that exact thing when I heard her explain that hahaha

[@KateRage888]

Alexis Stansfield hahaha yes that's exactly what I was thinking

[@katelyndickinson3458]

Alexis Stansfield I’m tongue tied😂

[@hollys8382]

i’m tongue tied, they offered to cut it back when i was a baby but my dad wouldn’t let them :((

[@charlotteeden5629]

yo i was so fucking tongue​ tied i had it lasered

[@e7225]

When julien said I love you, like it was so sincere I nearly fucking cried

[@nothingtos33]

YO WTF me too

[@heath7086]

Is you're pic paesh????

[@e7225]

you probably don’t care bc it has like no relevance to you but i’m literally mind blown to log onto this account and see you’ve replied to this comment from 6 years ago within the last day. i haven’t watched pretty much any j&j videos in years but today i started scrolling through my old twitter account from when i was obsessed with them and it made me want to watch some of their old vids for old times sake. i haven’t been logged into this youtube account in forever but wanted to be able to access my playlists, bc i had playlists for my fave j&j videos, and had to spend like 20 mins trying to get into the account bc it’s linked to a weird email. so then to log in and see a notification from a j&j video on the same day i decide to watch them for the first time in years is just so fking random

[@kaylynrobertson]

@@e7225this makes me want to sobbbb same, time goes by so quick and I’m so glad that they’re MARRIED now w so many new doggos and I bet Jenna is living her best life

[@kculver96]

when jenna said "Garrrrreeeyyyyyyy" my cat woke up and never looked more annoyed in her life

[@sethw116]

Julien's so consistently unpredictable that he's completely predictable

[@jasminthegoodwitch]

I've never heard a better "fre sh a vacado" impression.

[@deelaam9100]

One year later she made him a prom and danced with him 😭❤️

[@franchescamonet9273]

Your conch pierced lmao

[@Sweetzerlandia]

Aw did she really? ♥️♥️♥️

[@Ginnytonny]

3 years later I’m looking for the prom video and can’t find it

[@deelaam9100]

@@Ginnytonny really? It was a main chanel video so funny and cuuuuute! Dont know if its still there or she deleted it 💔

[@temerianlillies]

@@Ginnytonny it is “I suck at pranks 3” it’s still up!!!

[@mrs.h2170]

I am crying tears at "my tongue died" Jenna she said (or meant at least) tongue TIED, that's what it means when you have an unusually short, thick or tight band of tissue (lingual frenulum) tethered to the bottom of the tongue's tip to the floor of the mouth. It's fairly common in babies but they usually have it clipped because it affects their ability to nurse.

[@jennaohara4593]

Mines wasnt xut as a baby, ended up having to get two surgeries when I was 14 because of it, so gross

[@christineevers3022]

L xx

[@shiloahbowen2254]

4 years later and our sweet queen has to have her space and take care of herself! We love you Jenna, and although we all want you back, we understand that this is a difficult thing for you and if you don't feel you want to come back, just know you've changed a lot of lives for the better. Whenever I miss my dad a lot I watch your videos cause my dad was the one who showed me your channel.

[@paddycakes.]

This is the purest comment. I hope the new year is good to you and yours ❤

[@cara6283]

Oh my god. Jenna's face when Julien said he graduated in '10. Jenna's a cougar. :D

[@mrs.kotzbeck245]

🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@wickednailsrylee]

Lmao right? Dead!!!!!!

[@georgiamodi]

lol yes, thought the same thing the whole time

[@ashwales5960]

Omg I never realised I was older than Julian! He's so mature for his age what the fuck!!!! I love him that much more

[@charlyradalia8548]

what time was that at again?

[@jeanraworth6120]

" look at ur pecks" while jenna caresses his chest Best friend goals

[@braydenford3609]

When will this end.

[@hischackkkxo]

so weird to think that julien is only a year older than me, and he is slaying in lifeeee

[@lyssybarclay]

right???

[@hischackkkxo]

Lemonade On Mars yeah they definitely are! they are such a power couple :) i love it!!

[@hischackkkxo]

John Waldeyer lol hater. i can type however i want. thank youuuuuuu

[@hischackkkxo]

+John Waldeyer lol bye

[@jordanbetterthanu1741]

dschackkk_ lol learn how to spell you're 24

[@CourtneyRayPhoto]

"Hi Mr. Maury" Such a gentleman Julieeee ❤️

[@vickytang]

i know this is a year old but i think it's mourey... ahaha

[@imanigetup]

Lmao bc Maury povitch was this week’s guest

[@TyTurner]

best dink ever

[@cutierenesmeegirl]

Whyyyy ty didn't know u were in the dink fam

[@Juicycroissanwich]

Eyy bb

[@shaynicz6801]

wanted to like this comment, but its at 420 so ill skip it

[@Tribrows]

TY IS DINK FAM

[@maddsbabe7281]

jenna and julien have a great chemistry in their podcasts

[@Jesskellyn]

madds babe they’re such good friends

[@PhilipDeFranco]

[@korolak56]

[@annamarie5934]

[@MissingBrainCells]

[@MultiLussebulleN]

+Philip DeFranco

[@klaraxing]

[@erin1912]

I started listening to the podcast when I was 13- I turned 18 four minutes ago. I was sobbing, alone in my room, and my first instinct was to turn the J&J Podcast on. I miss you guys so much- It’s really embarrassing, but you guys have been my friends for five years. Jenna’s permanent leave from the internet was heartbreaking for me, but I understand it. I love you guys and I hope your wedding is awesome/

[@ElvenSailor_Main]

I like how they were comparing running the mile times and Jenna is not proud of her 6 minute run but I'm over here thinking I was lit for making it in 11 minutes.

[@corrinemills]

How about my 20 minutes because i die halfway in and have to speedwalk and run a little just to make it to 20.

[@nazcookz9948]

The Magnificent Taco Belle I feel you I was the same

[@bruh-ix8gw]

Me over here running it in 15 minutes: 👁👄👁

[@mackennanoelle]

Mine was 8 minutes in 6th grade and then it was 19 minutes in sophomore year

[@avmarcella1326]

When Julian said I love you 😭😭😍😍

[@thatgirl8036]

Waittt when

[@emmalaurila1325]

@@thatgirl8036 29:24

[@shai10101]

Favorite quote: "If you're given a little bit of power, just fuckin abuse it, you know" -Julien

[@annabellekonczal7836]

I truly love how "normal" they are. I mean Jenna has been on youtube for really the beginning and they seem very financially stable yet they are genuine nice, mature, and normal people. They are seriously people who you could easily become friends with. I fall asleep to the podcasts because their voices are so comforting and friendly. Is that weird? LOL.

[@LysSaAnN90]

I put their podcasts on every single night. It’s just so comforting.

[@aprilrivas5071]

"I'm un-knocking your wood." -Julien Solomita 2016

[@lps-emily]

29:25 MY HEART

[@UnSubGimposaurus]

Jenna, are you sure that lady wasn't saying "You're tongue TIED"?? Lmao

[@MissAllyjandra]

Same! 1993

[@plantdaddy2371]

i think jenna looks really good without makeup

[@katjohnston9836]

Never have I ever with drinks

[@Sammiecheeks16]

Yaaaaasss giiirrllll 👏🏻🙌🏻

[@mandymo2251]

Agreed!😁

[@KingdomHeartsLoverer]

+kat J drinks or dinks?

[@aranhallford3829]

+Bajan182 lol

[@RadEdits]

kitty kat YESSS

[@SkyyMonster666]

I feel like the break in the middle would be better when you have guests but doing the sponsors randomly is better when it's just the two of you

[@babyl3]

Julien you might be delighted to know that you and Jenna rank up there with The Office as far as some of the few things that will always cheer me up regardless of the situation, and that I have been a diehard fan of since the beginning. ❤️ love you guys so much

[@summerlofland7494]

Please have Jenna's dad on the podcast

[@znyznyzny]

yaaas

[@krystalkline5102]

They can't because Jenna has mentioned in previous podcasts that her brother and dad live on the east coast so it's hard for them to visit and the types of jobs they have,appearing in a video wouldn't be professional or look good for them

[@LeeLee3031]

krystal heather maybe when he retires they can have quiz him on Jenna’s videos.

[@tjhunt_]

1 Hour video for the win!

[@TheForzadrifter]

No fucking way, just when I thought you couldn't get any more badass, you watch J&J?? Fucking love you Teej!

[@annie-sulalonde4388]

I love how supportive their families seem to be :)

[@cristinamovila947]

That moment when Julien said I love you....so many feels

[@amandamae372]

I appreciate the new way the sponsors are being shown..but Julien's fire transitions will be surely missed. Maybe you could still do both?

[@kellieward5204]

"Let's go back in time and go to prom together" Jenna made her wish come true

[@brittney3443]

Can you guys make a podcast about the Bermuda triangle and the lost city of Atlantis? I would love to hear your guys' opinion on those topics.

[@shannonburke5565]

yesss

[@kennedyparkour25]

DO IT!!!! THAT"D BE TIGHT

[@laurenlaflamme]

YES!

[@jtkarate961]

yas

[@melissalykins8895]

Brittney yes

[@kroberts1515]

OMG 19:12 made me DIE laughing. Jenna's realization *shit im old*

[@AprylFelver]

+kroberts1515 OMG same. Tears. Also, I'm a year older than Jenna, so had the same realization hahaha

[@meganmichaels9510]

kroberts1515 hahahaha the subtly of it made truly hilarious

[@tjaye98]

She couldn't even listen she looked like she was dying

[@christiana7]

Lmao I know right. I was a sophomore. Poor Jenna

[@leamartin8392]

I felt the same. In 2010 i was 28 with 2 kids! (12 & 8)

[@charliebuyas]

I wasn't a huge fan of the commercial type for the sponsors, because WHERE WERE THE JULIEN SEGWAY'S?!

[@caitb262]

Maybe he's a lil too drunk

[@4Nn1E]

*segues

[@krystalkline5102]

+4Nn1E segways*

[@duckymoemoemarisa]

Krystal K Official segues*

[@hrstaneks]

Marissa segways*

[@preciousonejewel]

ive always liked how creative you are with bringing up the sponsors and tying it in with what you're talking about at that current moment Julien, makes me laugh every time! although the new sponsor set up is very sleek and professional looking.. so either way it works

[@briannalandstrom9320]

Jenna's look when Julian says he graduated in '10 😂

[@TheChubbyCinderella]

by the way headspace is actually dope AF guys, I've been through some traumatic shit lately, and mediation has really helped me to be present and reduce my anxiety. lifelong customer here.

[@SuckrpunchDeeDee91]

I listen to my boyfriends podcasts on days where he's really busy and can't talk out a hard day with me. Hearing him talk about video games and movies really calms me down. I love podcasts and support anyone who is putting them out consistently.

[@emilyhaibeck4231]

This podcast is always the highlight of my Monday

[@HelloXrancidkitteh]

when Jenna mentions taking him to a prom and in the future on her channel, she throws him a home prom for just them two and even made a her own mixtape of singing songs for them to dance to D: my heartttt

[@oinknuggets1334]

I'm seven seconds in and I can already tell...... Its gonna be lit af

[@maddiecarney7577]

Julien: I love you Jenna: aw OWWW... I love you *my HEART*

[@hdliz413]

I'm so hyped for the Conspiracy theory podcast. Shane better be in it. It better be at least 2 hours long. I'm taking this so seriously.

[@TaylorElizabeth27]

Please don't take breaks, I liked how you worked it in, part of the entertaining factor.

[@hayley3196]

This was one of the best podcasts, really enjoyed it. You were both in such a good mood

[@annabethS2]

when Julien talks about the sponsors I'll listen because I've been watching but with the pop up it just reminds me of an ad and I immediately tune out.

[@Secretzstolen]

Hi Anna M I'm Anna M

[@jacklynkelleher6044]

1. fuck yeah class of 2010 2. i muchh perfer juliens amazinnn segways into the sponsors 3. love the dinkkk fammmm

[@mcrss26]

I'm glad I rarely watched the podcast. Now I get to experience watching a lot of Jenna and Julien videos for the first time 😭🥺

[@katiesnider5251]

Omg that's the cutest when Julien said he loved Jenna ♡♡♡

[@theginger5733]

JENNA! Every time I watch you I realize we are the same. I was born without my lateral incisors too! (Both) I also did gymnastics. I also have two small dogs. I also get over things by vocalizing them. There are many other things, it’s nuts! WHO CAN RELATE

[@franksinatra92]

Oh my god for real tho headspace is so good it like really helps like i have anorexia and i cant go to school now for medical reasons so i have to do my school work at home by myself and its soooo stressful lol so headspace is really helping

[@bethanydugger1754]

Madison마디쎈 have you gotten any better over these past 7 months?

[@Pinkclouds512]

Agreed, here’s hoping you’re doing okay

[@Secretzstolen]

Awe no I'm sorry. Headspace is amazing. Idk if you know these things already, but would like to share some mental health helpers I've used over the years that have been A+++ - Regular Therapy / Psychologist 🙌 - MBSR class 😍 - Tons of books & videos like: The Power of Positive Thinking Boundaries where you end and I begin The Art of Extreme Self Care The Gift of Fear Etc...

[@kelsey9072]

Watching this in 2020. Great quarentine content, been watching this to pass the days as me and my 2 year old self isolate.

[@PatchMeUp7]

Can't beat Jenna at mind games, Julien. She has a degree in Psychology.

[@duchessedeberne3909]

Patrick Doherty love your profile pic :D

[@alibarker1]

It is so sweet that your dad watches all your yt videos! I don't make videos or do anything that's easily accessible, but my dad (and mom) is always curious and involved with what I'm doing in life. And I like to think its bc they just love me. ♡

[@nickking1382]

I missed juliens trolly sponsor segways

[@keelyroberson7641]

Julian is so pure. It makes me heart so happy

[@cestlavie4542]

Erica and Jonathan are goals

[@mikailafranklin5039]

Loved the podcast, the background was beautiful. Didn't really like the sponsorships in the middle but it's not like it's a deal breaker. I appreciate Jenna's quick witty comments while you're trying to do the sponsors in the middle, it keeps the conversation flowing!

[@aniMELcrossing]

My Monday's at work suck dink, but right now I'm watching the podcast eating Taco Bell and I'm pretty god damn happy

[@laurelsmithmusic]

Jenna, I'm missing the same top incisor, I'm about to get serious oral surgery to replace it and your videos have helped me stay grounded and keep me from stressing out about it too much. Thank you both for always helping me keep a smile on my face even if there might be a gap in that smile 😅 You are truly inspirational ❤️ I love you guys.

[@SoapyTurtles]

Jenna, I relate to the being able to shave your own legs part so much. In like middle school, my mom only let me use the Veet hair removal cream that doesn't actually have razors. After a year of that only semi working, I finally asked my mom to let me use real razors, and about a month of asking, she finally said yes.. BUT ONLY if she was in the room when I shaved to make sure I did it right. Moms are amazing and the worst all at the same time. xD

[@Jujuby13]

Who would have guessed that now THIS is one of your old school podcasts. Loved you both from the beginning. Sending good juju!!!

[@kyndra5485]

Can we have an entire horrible life advice video? 😂😂😂

[@marymacwatt5262]

Julien is like the person I'd like to hang out with in school. I just wanna listen to them tell there cool adventures in life

[@chasegeyer3825]

They filmed grease at my grandmas high school

[@Intensefabulousness]

You're such a cutie!

[@vbrown2729]

lit af

[@ruthruthie2931]

And clueless

[@ayyydrian4182]

Chase Geyer same! except my moms school in norwalk (i used to live near there too)

[@BridgetBoyle]

rewatching these podcasts in the year of our lord, 2023. they're married now with 6 doggies at home. my heart is full.

[@beautyisntperfect]

A) the sponsor portion took SO LONG. B) I missed Julien's smooth transitions to the sponsors.

[@jessicayork6468]

yeah... 😔

[@Looch1717]

It's..a KZbin VIDEO. FAST FORWARD PAST THE SPONSORS, IT'S NOT HARD YOU LAZY CHILD.

[@bethanydugger1754]

Let them get their damn coin, mkay?!

[@rafaelavelar6510]

Yeah dude they’re just friends

[@carlyxnichole]

I like the long podcasts. I don't have cable or a TV for that matter. So you're my once a week show to watch and I like it when it's long!

[@AJaeH]

I died (like your tongue, jenna) when julien said I love you

[@cheyennemitchell145]

dude same

[@miracat3377]

The podcasts are my favourite thing on KZbin, I listen to them when I can't sleep and I can listen to them over and over again.

[@MyDream234]

Great job with the advertisements! If someone wants to skip the ads, they can just see where the ad ends, and go ahead and skip it. The ads on your channel are literally the only ones that don't annoy the fuck out of me. Go and get that money guys, for more new cool equipment. Love ya very much, greetings from Poland friends!

[@laurenladybird]

The first half of Tale of Two Cities was not even English to me in high school, I couldn't explain to you what the plot was or who the characters were and I'm glad mother Jenna validates my shortcomings as a reader

[@MahCatAteMahHomework]

I haven't had to write an essay in so long, when you gave the due dates I genuinely felt my internal organs swell up with anxiety - *THANKS*

[@MackenziReacts]

32:19 "I hit 2 home runs in my high school career" *here after the podcast where j&j were debating how many home runs julien got his entire career LOL*

[@Original151]

This is so fucking fun to watch

[@Hey_Jamie]

JENNA WHAT, I have not only seen every I Love Lucy but I basically know them all line for line, and can tell you which episode it is after 3 seconds of the opening scene. Don't even get me started on all my random ILL trivia.... Ugh. BEST. Show. EVER.

[@oskthebold1337]

Awesome greenscreen background this time. It really fit the mood of the podcast.

[@ahnaseby2065]

I fully love your channel without alcohol!! Do you but I appreciate your heart and sincerity and authenticity. I like who you guys really are.

[@Catherine95100]

I just want to say thank you for putting the sponsors in how you've done it.. Makes it much easier for me to skip them !

[@Skoogus]

+Catherine95100 SAVAGE!!!

[@Bea_Esser]

I love to hear how supportive your family is of you Jenna. :)

[@oliviaweiss4674]

I love that Julien switches their beers

[@bianca684]

14:11 I got so excited when I got that right lmao. I was just so happy that I know you guys so well:) Lol my dad was just like wtf cuz he heard me screaming, "I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?" And 20:57 That's exactly what I was thinking Jenna. And every single time I got it right I would like start break dancing lmao.

[@wondertoast9795]

I get why you'd take a break for the ad, but I'll be a little bummed if that becomes the regular thing, ngl. gotta love Julien's segues

[@bottledfaeries]

i love that jenna is so nice to tarantulas!! they're so nice and wonderful and cute.

[@BubblyVegan]

I like the sponsor screen because I can skip through it ;)

[@maybenotserious]

+Bubbly Vegan pssssttt dont spoil it xD

[@kaerager1808]

Tongue died 😂😭It’s tongue-tied, baby. I love you sm Jenna that was the cutest thing I’ve ever heard!😭🥰

[@katochalover]

Omg so excited to watch this

[@tierrainiguez5367]

Hey Jenna and Julian do you guys think you could make a podcast surrounding advice for high schooler with plans on going to college? Like what classes to take and what to focus on the most? And suggestions for student athletes? Please! It would help me so much because I've just been stressing out like crazy and need some honest straight forward advice! Love you guys sooooo much! And love the podcast!

[@ellipsisms]

A fucking screaming doormat? Debbie Machine is mon goals

[@ellipsisms]

*mom

[@allisoncoyle1827]

i passed out in health class when the teacher was talking about uterine prolapse and other terrible things that can happen during childbirth. i still hate anything to do with the uterus for some reason it makes me feel queasy even thinking about it lol. my school reacted the same way, asking me if i ate today or if i was on drugs, etc. as if passing out wasn’t a natural reaction to gross shit!

[@MandyFocus]

Im not sure how i feel about the "commercial break".. everything sounds great but we just will miss Julien's amazing segways!!! LOL

[@leukosanthemon]

was super stressed out from work today but i find myself laughing to this podcast. honestly, u guys are the best

[@caralinep6437]

To think, not one person has made it through this whole video yet. Whoaaaaaaaaa

[@andreawoods]

my fave line for this entire thing was Jenna saying David Hasselhoff is the King of Germany lmao. Loved the podcast. this was my first one and i plan on continuing. i am subscribed to you both and love watching! Thanks for letting us in. I love how accomplished you both are. And i graduated in 2010 Julien, so i thought your prank on the SEN10RS was great. Well done.

[@MomoCogo21]

"I'm unknocking your wood" 😂😂

[@annabarker807]

I know they have their relationship issues and whatever ( because obviously they don’t share it online ). But damn, I strive for a relationship like Jenna and Juliens ❤️ they are so GOOD

[@elizabethr.9359]

Jenna probably thinks that almonds taste like blood because almonds have a lot of iron in them, much like our blood.

[@sarahalyssa692]

Never a dull moment THE ENTIRE podcast!!!!