Podcast

[@jackssisteremily1390]

You should do a "guess the product" where you read each other the reviews of product and the other person has to guess what it is

[@christinabenby381]

ArtoftheDance this would be hilarious!

[@saras.7928]

ArtoftheDance OMG YES

[@loveland852]

Or write their own shitty descriptions like with their “guess the movie” podcast.

[@loamun3341]

Genius.

[@hopemackk]

YESSS

[@daysleeper999]

"you wanna hear what i'm making?" "yeah" " *G R U E L* " " *w h e e z e* "

[@Chickn420]

i read this as it happened in the video im fucking crying jesus

[@paulgraber3322]

The subtitles list it as [Music] which makes it even funnier

[@trinitythetrombone]

17:05 is the start of it if u need the timestamp💗💖

[@ashcrouch7266]

Peej Graber yDtfj

[@madisonphillips3083]

legit crying and scream laughing with jenna at this almost 2 years later lmaooooooooo

[@kassyramirez5061]

Tight tight! Y’all should choose one recipe, buy the ingredients, and have the other try to cook the recipe without knowing what the recipe is and come up with the dish the person had in mind when they bought the ingredients.

[@friendly_maddog5734]

Kassy Ramirez Jenna’s Wednesday video? Please 😊

[@alexokeeffe6995]

yes !!

[@recoveringintrovert717]

Yeeesss

[@amandamajchrzak650]

Kassy Ramirez YES UR GENIUS

[@madisonm8557]

This sounds so fun!

[@Awesomekittyness]

remember when marbles HATED julien, now marbles is sitting in juliens lap sleeping in a swing. what a glow up.

[@sofiaprado5994]

*meeble

[@carriewinters7802]

@@sofiaprado5994 *bobby

[@skypowers.]

👁👅👁

[@bellarose669]

character development

[@lxurxnxdxvixs]

the gruel moment is one of the funniest on the internet I swEAR

[@mikkisherlock]

My boyfriend laughed so hard he cried when I showed it to him

[@callieshowers2738]

Yeah but pissedonmyass

[@amberc6540]

I’ve cried several times over gruel

[@amymills6761]

My

[@radcolortiedye6718]

I laughed so loud

[@Haruta18]

The gruel bit literally made me cry god dammit Julien

[@eirrac]

I was eating soup during that bit and I spit it back in the bowl 😆

[@sohhyunmin]

hearing jenna scream laugh at gruel made ME scream laugh. and i was walking on the street. people probably thought i was insane.

[@elissesutton4503]

I was sooooooo happy I was at home when I watched this I was crying the rest of my eye make up off too 😂I loved when she was like "you need to leave" because she's laughing so hard

[@marianna3253]

Thanks guys for the heads up, I was initially going to watch the video in the bus but I'm glad I didn't, I would've been kicked out, I laughed so hard xD

[@edenjohnson6951]

I laughed so hard I cried haha!!

[@Emrader00]

Julian: “im making gruel” Jenna: *dies*

[@JoseBortoli]

Emily Rader my favourite part of the whole podcast

[@melihavoc]

Omg i died!! Crying and coughing over here!!!

[@Adrianefan68259]

It's a gruel, gruel world

[@drakhos5820]

i'm making *G R U E L*

[@PeaceNLiebe]

18:50 onward I was 💀

[@holly-ek9tv]

i would LOVE to see you guys play this again but by guessing the recipe by reading the backstory novel at the beginning of each post instead of the ingredient list

[@jo-yo5en]

Yesss!

[@TheHaremJustu]

You mad genius!!

[@sarasthoughts]

This would be insane hahaha

[@soapytoastpants]

i clicked hoping this was going to be that concept

[@junoxmusic]

omg i'm laughing merely at the idea of this!

[@J-B-P]

"1 heaping cup of Parmesan cheese" "Did you say there was cheese?" "Nope no cheese"

[@izzyequestrian9096]

29:22 for the cheese recipe

[@suna173.6jm]

Jenna video idea: Making A Vat Of Gruel

[@amandawyant6233]

Surprising Julien with a vat of gruel!

[@tracyleung8438]

glue, cheese, the blood of her enemies

[@MsSportychic11]

Amanda Wyant birthday party idea

[@monalouis7289]

Jenna just straight up losing her shit at the rice 😂

[@boobiedu]

* Gruel

[@tjaye98]

I cried laughing. No joke. That shit was funny af.

[@monalouis7289]

kapes ox sorry my bad 🤭😂

[@monalouis7289]

Taryn Jaye I think her literally having to turn away from the microphone to scream laugh was what did me in 😂😂

[@daysleeper999]

thats *G R U E L* to you

[@TheNicholaslee124]

Idea for a podcast Jenna would love: game - why is this person on doctor phil

[@lauren-gc2iy]

Nicholas Lee WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE LIKES

[@zhdyak7134]

this is such a good idea

[@TayloK999]

Nicholas Lee yasssss!!!

[@sadstrawberrygirl]

hi yeah i love this

[@samaugustine4291]

Such a good idea

[@ilovemyff]

hell yeah new mic holders are so lit

[@PositivelyLizzie]

Irena St I was mesmerized by their beauty, too!!!

[@znyznyzny]

finally

[@Biogrrrl]

They look great

[@T_G88]

Did I seriously just laugh my ass off for an hour listening about recipes? Only J&J are capable of such a thing.

[@sguyton7614]

Julien: You can throw it. Jenna:I can throw it? Julien: *You can throw it* Jenna: I don't kno- Julien: *SESAME BALL*

[@LooksByLydia]

Marbles looks so happy in that sling I love it 😭

[@Zebralephant]

Omg I didn't spot him at first

[@ariannaherron]

I love how Kermit wasn't happy until he was in Jenna's hoodie. 😂

[@emmawood9380]

The 2 dislikes are Kermit and Peach because they’re jealous of Marbles’ daddy day

[@lukusl3249]

Well, Kermit is with Jenna

[@officerk1693]

Meeple always deserves daddy day

[@tatumisweird]

gruelien

[@jaredmaples1759]

You won. Best comment!🏆

[@ausernameisuseless]

Perfection.

[@user-mv5tm8eu5z]

petition to change his twitter handle to gruelien

[@daysleeper999]

you legend

[@jaxthesaxman]

I had to dislike. Not sorry about it

[@autumnmay5211]

“Yeah you can throw anything if you throw it” -Jenna, December 2k18

[@m.s.a2.068]

Autumn May as soon as she said that I thought “that’s it, that’s gonna be my senior quote” 😂

[@izzyequestrian9096]

54:41

[@mollydeutschman9075]

“You can throw anything if you throw it” -Jenna 2018

[@monicacarroll1649]

Jenna: “I believe you 1000%” Julen: “6 medium bananas”

[@adaflorescu3443]

You two should make a holiday podcast where you talk about all your favorite past holiday memories and experiences 🎄🎁❤️

[@Rena0Dawn]

Ada Florescu oh yes please this!!! I love the podcasts where they just tell their life stories!!!

[@themusicalboy26]

ALL IN ON THIS IDEA. Like nostalgia from when they were younger and stuff like presents they got and stuff wanted as a kid. This sounds like a great cozy podcast

[@magdalliee]

And make Julien guess Christmas hits 😅

[@mandim13]

They also need mugs with fancy hot cocoa AND a cabin fire place background. Don't forget some lounge clothes or holiday pajamas!

[@Sarahla91]

Yes yes yes! Do this

[@anndoherty3434]

Are you ready? Are you ready for the last ingredient? You ready? You ready for it? It’s water

[@shawna4511]

"It doesn't say how much... Just water"

[@swagger1021]

‘pistummus’ made me laugh so hard omfg

[@alexisalcala5701]

Vy Nguyen humstaciomus according to my sister

[@jay-et3wf]

"i went to the toilet and pistammass."

[@spiderdude2099]

That gruel moment may just be one of Julien's finest moments ever. Even as a Virgo, I appreciated that fuckery.

[@hayley-rieder-wiley]

Hey! The reason why recipes have a novel up top is because Google won’t index the page in search results unless there’s a certain number of words, and often the recipe won’t count!

[@chrism45]

Put it at the bottom I don't care about your weekend and your niece's birthday I just want the damn recipe.

[@sarahcollett2402]

I literally always wondered why it was like that. Thank you!!

[@kaitiemarie9572]

This doesnt explain why it is all the way at the bottom. Just put the recipe first then go into your blog post.

[@moriahschoech9894]

Y'all are being so damn mean like shit she have you the reasoning you were looking for, settle.

[@kaitiemarie9572]

@@moriahschoech9894 Yeah the person saying they dont care about their life is a little harsh but this is not a good reason or explanation. I thank her for her input but it still not a good reason.

[@kaylaosberg6573]

"Your making rice with those things in it" i was crying

[@JarodWatson98]

I honestly was hoping Julien would say “I have a recipe with only 1 item. It’s water....BUT....you have to be Jesus. It’s wine, which if you can’t make water into wine you can try Winc.” “JUUULIEEENNNNN!!” 😂😂

[@ivonnegallegos58]

Hahahhaha now I'm kinda sad he didn't hahahahhaha

[@PeepingUkulele]

I could see that

[@offdooty]

He missed a BEAUTIFUL opportunity

[@urlocaldevilbaby4797]

you basically just wrote a fanfictional ad

[@michellnielsen7451]

Yes!! I'm choke-laughing at this so hard! I almost wish it was animated, lol.

[@13taraliane]

Jenna scream laughing is one of my favourite things. It’s contagious happiness.

[@stefaniedrew]

I. AM. DYING. "YOU'RE MAKING RICE"

[@vbgirl72592]

One recipe in and the laugh scream has arrived. This is the content I sign up for😂😂😂😂

[@generaltpatts]

Podcast idea: in a vlog you all mentioned the thing where everyone is 5 people or something away from knowing Kevin Bacon and I think it'd be a funny idea if you both wrote random items, foods, or people etc. And each draw two from a cup and have to tell five things that lead one to the other. Like explaining why one is similar/in relation to the other because of -these five things-. I think Julien would be great at making these things up lol

[@nanathablue]

Yes!! This would be so fun!

[@maggie_schmitt]

5 degrees of kevin bacon!!!

[@tifftiffblake1762]

Is Halvah* the same as Baklava ?

[@charleybrown2346]

Let them see this!

[@KaysieDaniels]

we played this in my stats class! it was a way to help us make logical connections within our hypothesis testing and conclusions!

[@411y5un]

Oooo love the new mics, much cleaner look

[@paytonball5100]

I was watching this on my lunch break dying of laughter and so my coworkers asked why I was laughing so I streamed it from my phone to the tv and they let us extend our lunch an extra 25 minutes to watch the whole thing

[@bomethia7412]

Payton Ball Iconic tbh

[@LoveNathasha]

Where do you work and are they hiring? Cause your work environment sounds wonderful! xD

[@cholec9230]

i was the tv

[@geemae2476]

Out of all the things that did not happen

[@michealaskerkis1034]

That is so epic

[@ishabansal7911]

Loving rewatching these podcasts. The only thing helping me have some sanity. Happy that Jenna put more ads now. Gotta keep the cash flow going, fully support the hustle. This is her catalogue which she spent actual time creating. That's sick, my dudes!

[@SarahDaisy98]

19:25 that’s the best Jenna scream laugh I’ve ever heard

[@elyssa4159]

omg dying at "gruel", my husband is Chinese and the ingredients instantly reminded me of congee or jook, especially when you said you can add ginger, scallions, and soy sauce! jook is actually really yummy!

[@seamseams]

My husband is Chinese too! And yeah, it can be really nice when you put some savory or sweet things in it, really versatile!

[@elissesutton4503]

I was laughing and yelling congee too when he was saying it wasn't rice ☺️

[@elyssa4159]

@@elissesutton4503 me too!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@janepak6723]

i’m korean and i was thinking of jook! brings me back to my stomach flu days where i couldnt digest anything except for water, and jook with soy sauce:)

[@sohhyunmin]

@@janepak6723 omg yes im korean and i guessed jook before julie revealed the answer😀

[@sayswice5621]

Okay this explains why Jenna was pinning weird shit on Pinterest 😂

[@dantemiguelo]

What’s her username?

[@sayswice5621]

Daf Rostro Not sure, but if you search Jenna Mourey it should come up.

[@pdxdonut]

Bless, I just followed her. Thank you!

[@pdxdonut]

I found Julian too

[@pogpurin]

I follow julien 😂 i need to follow jenna

[@trishduncan1214]

I listen to these with I study. I got a 97. Jenna and Julien work miracles.

[@beths9929]

I forgot marbles was in this podcast until I read the comments, what a good boy

[@abcdefg12039]

"Im gonna take all your rice and make gruel out of it" needs to be a new threat I love it

[@SeekersSupernatural]

You making Jenna scream laugh at a gruel recipe is the best present I could have ever received on my 30th birthday lol 😂😂😂 Edit: omg thank you all for the likes and birthday wishes you’re all so sweet 😍

[@hnnaa]

Samantha McDowra happy birthday!!

[@Ro-ue3hc]

Happy birthday! You're a ~30 Year Old Lady~ TM now!

[@elissesutton4503]

🎂Happy Birthday 🎈 Hope you're getting to celebrate with the ones you care about🌟

[@BeLikeNexus]

Samantha McDowra happy birthday

[@alicemorgan50]

Happy birthday ❤

[@RadexxxHippie]

!!! PETITION FOR JENNA AND JULIEN TO MAKE GRUEL !!! thumbs up

[@LulitaInPita]

With things in it!

[@farfetchdsleek]

**looks at screen* **looks down at bowl of cottage cheese and jalapenos* **looks back at screen* oh...

[@ohxlivia]

If nobody includes Jenna’s meltdown from 19:22-20:10 in the next horror edit I want my money back

[@snakesupurnose6325]

Olivia Reynolds 69th like beeeeech

[@aleciaharmon8671]

Seriously though. Pinterest recipes are visiting your long winded great aunt, but she feeds you after.

[@rovena996]

I knew the meat loaf was meat loaf because meat loaf is chaos. As soon as she said ketchup I was like yup that's meat loaf.

[@amraykovitz]

Meat loaf is chaos 😂😂😂

[@junkmoon-]

Same lmao

[@madi4499]

Meat loaf is my mood

[@riley8327]

take a shot everytime this comment says meatloaf

[@thee.pimparoo]

Jenna: parmesan Julien: is there cheese? Jenna: no no cheese ...

[@sohhyunmin]

Ok this was an A+ podcast. Only jnj would come up with this topic, make an hour-long podcast out of it, and make it SCREAM LAUGH hilarious.

[@bee6962]

and then do it like 3 more times

[@chloeso3318]

Jesus Christ does julien have a license for those guns

[@PlayOnCarrie]

Jenna's scream laugh is literally my favourite thing ever. I've had a tough week and this brought so much life to me. Thank you both!

[@zora9107]

Mr. Marbles enjoying the Julien lap life

[@caity7302]

Zora DeRham julin

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

Shiiiiiiiit I’d be happy too lol

[@JRP02]

@@jalisaalanaye1662 OH mY gOd jALiSaA 😂

[@Zebra4816]

Julien: is it beef bread? Jenna: mmm...sorta Me: ITS MEAT LOAF!!!!!!!!

[@Volleylexa]

ZebraGirl4816 lmfao he was so close

[@Drewswja]

“DINK DINK” YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 🙌🏻

[@krowkovtuber]

i've run out of jenna videos to rewatch so now i'm binging podcast the alleviate my sadness while jenna is away

[@scribble4397]

can you guys make a podcast of literally just going on buzzfeed and taking a bunch of their quizzes lol

[@apatel62889]

I love how mr marbles just stares at jenna the whole podcast, lmao.

[@LamaDelReyVEVO]

at first I was like, ok... weird game julien reads the first recipe and im bursting laughing

[@ciannabanana9511]

crimescrimescrimes meeeeeeeee

[@Sarahla91]

Me: *drops everything* Jenna and Julien have a new podcast

[@impulsivepessimist]

nothing will ever beat "im making gruel"

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Jenna coming in hot with these East coast heavy winter foods lol

[@allycarter5958]

My favorite couple on Earth thanks Mom and dad

[@mollymayfield6227]

Julien- Does it end up in a patty form? Jenna- No Julien- Okay... so it’s a square patty

[@kikis.w0rld]

i need a "out of context" video on JUST this podcast please

[@Kiterpuss]

Julien trying to get Jenna to answer "gruel" has the same energy as that video of the dude pronouncing "eyes" as "ee-yes"

[@morgantremble]

17:05 for myself when i come back in 6 months for more gruel

[@somebodynamedmorgan]

I was so lost last week with out ya'll! Peace, love, and dink.

[@somebodynamedmorgan]

Thanks for all the likes I'm always ignored somehow. ❤

[@mgnrwn]

Morgan Muldoon ignored by j&j? do you see how many comments they get...

[@somebodynamedmorgan]

No I mean I don't get likes in general, my comments are usually lost in the abyss!

[@katya.g524]

gruel is kinda like porridge, which i ate a lot growing up in russia in lithuania. it's rly not that bad omg. but now it always makes me think of michael in the office. "prison mike."

[@hauntedmasc]

"Gruel" just made Jenna and my boyfriend scream laugh so hard, and I'm dead. Love you guys so much. And baba ganoush is fantastic and you guys should try it because it's delicious.

[@artisthewhepon]

You guys should play guess that animal where you name 5 facts about that animal and the other has to guess what it is

[@madongseoksbiceps]

YES.

[@lisacullison79]

Try drunk ginger bread house making! That would be hilarious

[@significantbliss]

one handed ginger bread house making

[@OrangeMilanoCookie]

Sad there's no Vlogmas but glad there's a new podcast episode! Hey, Dink Fam!

[@erinevans6739]

I'm a Food Scientist and I actually had to do this for a test in my Food Chemistry class in college.

[@abbisnews1]

Erin Evans what do you do as a food scientist?

[@amandaleebozeman]

That sounds like a cool thing to be tbh

[@Dkclyrd]

Ok I have questions 😂 this sounds like such a cool job

[@mukiz00]

I used to have a food tech/scientist friend back in college and her explaination is that they focus more on food production,like how big companies produce products that are similar to home made/natural food. Also they do research with people taste buds and what not.

[@SunshineOfMyLife28]

My life goal is to achieve Kerm's level of comfort and leisure while Jenna holds him. What's that like?

[@themezzamoons]

Y'all, the "mincemeat" in a mince pie is just a bunch of mashed up fruit and spices, not ground beef!!! Its a traditional Christmas pie from the UK, not a Rachel Trifle!

[@melissablais6030]

Lmao that basically Exactly what I thought. 'Real' mincemeat pie has no meat 😂

[@christinemasternak4427]

Traditionally, mince meat pie included both savory and sweet flavors! Prior to the modern era, people didn’t have lines between sweet and savory that weren’t crossed. They were often combined. That’s why you often got sweet meats and other very rich pastries with both meats and fruits during the Middle Ages. This changed into our modern idea of flavors during the 16th and 17th century!

[@nina.robbs565]

Wait...THERES NO MEAT? WHY IS IT MINCE MEAT THEN?

[@loia1242]

*im gonna take all your rice and make gruel out of it*

[@ktj1189]

Only 20 min into the podcast and I already NEED a part 2 😂😂😂

[@itsfitmadiwilson]

Ohhh what you cookin (In the “who you fightin” voice)

[@nicolemarielegere5708]

I love that when Jenna cry-laughs my subtitles say [Music]

[@alyssafreda5203]

Video idea! One of my favorite things to do is Wikipedia leaps where you pick two unrelated topics and try to get from one of the topic’s Wikipedia page to the other by clicking links on the pages, and whoever gets there in the fewest clicks wins. Also, the new mics look really sharp!

[@0KellieCollins0]

“We’re making spicy cottage chips!” Literally almost peeing my pants I’m laughing so hard

[@mikaylacraghead9660]

julien: does a fire segway jenna: **looks at the camera like shes in the office** (who else going through this podcast in quarantine :)

[@arthurruckman9157]

Mikayla Craghead me but only because i rewatch this entire episode at least 3 times a month

[@fraeni90]

Jenna.exe broke due to gruel

[@basic7648]

are we gonna ignore the fact that julien called gordon ramsay "gorndog"

[@ABionicTurtle]

You guys make me so happy. I was having a super shitty day at work, I cried because a patient yelled at me. When I went to lunch I pulled up the latest podcast because I knew it would make me laugh, thank you guys so much!

[@yanna_]

cant believe i just spat my drink out when julen said “and the last ingredient- you ready? water.” even though i’ve watched this pod a million times already 🤣 like I never genuinely spat a drink out like that

[@unicornluverz2]

I literally just saw a tweet about how ridiculous Pintrist recipes are with the damn life stories attached! It’s seriously the worst!

[@bradylouwho]

I just tried the Daiya mac and "cheese" you guys like and it's so so good. I've had a dairy allergy for three years now, and this is by far the best vegan mac and cheese I've tried. Thank you for the rec!!!

[@recoveringintrovert717]

I hate daiya cheese :( what kind did you buy? Maybe I can try it again. I miss cheese a lot

[@ellenstubblefield9366]

There Mac and cheese is the best!! I don’t like Daiya’s actual cheese shreds or anything but for some reason I really like the Mac and cheese 🧀❤️

[@bradylouwho]

@@recoveringintrovert717 their American slices are really good and then the white cheddar style veggie mac and cheese. They also make pizza that's pretty good

[@ClementineShmementine]

Brady Dodds that is good but for some reason daiya products give me a belly ache

[@bradylouwho]

@@ClementineShmementine sad face. Have you tried Go Veggie? They're pretty good too

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

When Jenna said Kermit was hot and Julien said he was nasty i was waiting for her to say, “he’s like a hot pocket, hot on the outside NASTY on the inside” 😂

[@tahasultan5398]

OMG! I said that too

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Taha Sultan lol it was such a missed opportunity

[@officerk1693]

He rly is nasty on the inside. bad boy.

[@megzeman]

I laughed so hard at gruel that not only was I crying BUT I started gagging and I thought I was going to lose it. I’ve never laughed so hard I’ve gagged, so thank you

[@trashmammal4986]

Halva is a middle eastern sweet!! Im happy you chose that as one of the recipes :')

[@annadavied7253]

I was pretty sure he kept saying Khalda, which is a neighborhood I would visit when I lived in Amman, Jordan. Brought back good memories. =)

[@mollymayfield6227]

When Julien created the board called “podcast recipes” yesterday, I went on Pinterest and became very confused... it all makes since now

[@mollymayfield6227]

But ngl it kind of ruined it because I looked at some of the recipes and could guess what they were

[@LulitaInPita]

Sense*

[@queenie0057]

Julien I’m disappointed, at the start u should’ve said ‘maybe marbles would have stayed in the pouch all day if if was made out of micro modal fabric... like sponsor meundies’

[@LulitaInPita]

Missed opportunity lol

[@Abazaba4051]

waiting for a pad tai recipe

[@oscarh1616]

dinkdonkabbie he did a video on that

[@AM-gs7bm]

I straight up came back for "gruel" and I laughed just as much the second time

[@shelbyb9056]

To elaborate, the “novel” before the recipe is for search engine optimization (SEO) and also as a way to plug their other recipes or affiliate links. Sprinkling keywords or phrases that relate to the topic/ingredients/recipe mentioned in the article allows Google to better understand what that article is about and makes it more likely to rank high when people search for a recipe! 😊

[@Pockykaktus]

this is exactly what I need rn because this day has been real shit and you guys make me really happy! ❤️

[@eff60]

i hope tomorrow is better for you :>

[@Pockykaktus]

@@eff60 oml you're so sweet! 😌 I hope you'll have a wonderful day!

[@razfrog]

hope the universe brings u fabulous things today!

[@Heatherrenee424]

When Jenna scream/cry laughs i do it too. It’s contagious. Good thing I’m at work and everyone is looking at me like I’m a crazy beeech. 🙃

[@ha80144]

Loved this game! There is a radio show in NZ that does something similar where listeners call in and say 3 ingredients from what they had for dinner the night before. If the hosts can correctly guess the dinner, the listener wins a prize

[@SAMENOUGHFORYOU]

All i do is rewatch videos as i end my day, this ones for today-vids always brighten up my night ty. Been few years now will forever savour the moment since we dont know when it ends. Jullien blonde makes him such a Chad lmao

[@DoomsdayDollie]

My fiance and I play this game on long car rides! Only downside is now pinterest keeps showing me keto recipes lmao