PointCrow proposes to DougDoug

[@lilithofthevoid4922]

"are you trying to jerk me off..? Oh, you're proposing, how romantic!" -DougDoug, 2023

[@karihuber3169]

Can't believe Parkzer is not only a lawyer, a cop and an animal specialist but also a priest. This man is a genius!

[@MakoChannel]

He's also a Koala

[@DaniParre]

He’s also a financial advisor

[@matthewclopton1001]

And a father too. Of hairy fish babies.

[@lucid_president]

He's also a president of Zimbabwe

[@awsomewe360]

Almost has as many jobs as Johnny Sins

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

*DougDoug is in prison.* Cell mate: What are you in for? Divorce fraud.

[@Mentelgen-1337]

You can have the hole cell. Please dont hurt me.

[@SolarisTheDis4]

​@@Mentelgen-1337lmao, i just imagined a hole in the cell they're in

[@IcyXzavien]

I just love that doug didn't realize pointcrow was proposing at first.

[@DaniParre]

“What are you doing? Are you trying to jerk me off?” 💀

[@carl_smiley_face1396]

1:55 This is how I would prefer to get proposed to. Down on one knee, dick in hand

[@DaniParre]

@@carl_smiley_face1396 Why did you delete the comment coward

[@gungle2595]

@@DaniParre @carl_smiley_face1396 i don't know what you did but you're a coward

[@bottlefloater5013]

Coward

[@Zand3rsson]

One of these days Parkzer will say "I love you" back

[@darkpuppetlordful]

And then his character arc will be completed

[@limitlesscord7319]

thats the secret reward for raising $1 million for Rosa

[@harley4230]

Then he will immediately explain what love is and why he feels that way.

[@stocking283]

@@harley4230 "Love you, Parkzer" "Okay, let me preface this by saying I am *not* in love with DougDoug, I am simply responding to his own platonic, not romantic, love of friendship for me as a person with my own. Love you too, Doug... No, chat, we did not *used* to have a romantic love either... 'when did you file for divorce?' We were never married, chat. This is just a friend telling another friend that they love them. I don't love love Doug. I won't marry Doug just to divorce him, that would be dumb."

[@penguinninja4417]

@@stocking283 I can hear this in his voice.

[@baerthegamer3366]

RIP DougCrow, the ship that lasted literally minutes

[@5AMUR-41]

Or PointDoug

[@Mr_Mystic]

OR croug

[@skeletontamir]

Well, back to Dougzer(or parklas?)

[@xian2themax]

@@skeletontamir it’s Poug

[@JacobPlays136]

@@skeletontamirDougPark

[@muffinking2938]

What a romantic and legally acceptable "Doug Doug Moment"

[@TakkV2]

I wonder how many actual, real divorcees enjoy this running gag among the fanbase lol

[@theworstspeedrunner]

everyone who is also in the hospital

[@gazeros69]

Divorced 2022 here, it’s funny! Has nothing to do with my situation and is obviously just a joke so it’s fine :P

[@MagnusMendax]

I was going through a divorce from the time I discovered Doug until the end of December 2022. I love the jokes.

[@mattwilliamson9824]

You can add me to the list. As someone who was going through divorce and watching the live stream of Doug with his brother for The Stanley Parable Deluxe. It hurt a bit then but now that I'm on the other side, I find it hilarious. That being said, I also make lots of jokes about my own divorce, so take that how you will.

[@mr_ekshun]

Not a divorcee, but in my experience with other things yeah, it's actually kinda nice to be able to relax and laugh about that stuff sometimes. There's a time and place, and a range of what's appropriate, and a channel like DougDoug checks all those boxes. It's kinda like the difference between laughing _with_ and laughing _at_ somebody.

[@nickdotjpg]

the fact that this is one of the more normal dougdoug clips is amazing to me and shows how fucking weird all of us are

[@repingers9777]

There's something fascinating and beautiful about these moments from dougdoug streams it's surreal 😭 like how I eat raw orange peppers to feel closer to him, like he's inside me

[@dawntwilight]

@@repingers9777 what the fuck

[@TheLifeOfPaul15]

@@repingers9777 I too feel Doug inside me

[@vodkaandpizza]

@@repingers9777 sometimes i soak wet plushies of orange peppers whit milk and slurp out the juice, for then spit it on a cup which i later use as hand lubricant

[@JuliaJulia-vh4xc]

you've heard of marrying out of love, you've heard of marrying for political power, you've even heard of marrying for tax benefits, now get ready for: marrying for content

[@vetreas366]

Didn't the bad Paul brother already do that once?

[@EF-kk3vh]

*marrying for divorce

[@somename371]

@@vetreas366 Aren't they both awful

[@cyanjackson7689]

Specifically for divorce yes lol

[@garyparker9657]

It's for the bit

[@onlysmiles4949]

Parkzer seeing the call from Doug like "Ah shit, here we go again"

[@chandlermiller3944]

Pointcrow gets married for the content Doug gets divorced for the content Two titans of media

[@Sir_Bucket]

Unmovable object meets unstoppable force

[@rage_2000]

Speaking of lack of communication, why did you never reply my emails about DougDoug mix 3? I thought you cared about this business relationship… :,( You music editors are all the same

[@tadeuszekpl]

They are made for each other

[@nightmare_symphony]

This has been so inspiring, I'm on my way to get my 5th divorce

[@Doge-lb8dq]

Just had my 43rd divorce they’re really not that hard doug

[@marinenukem]

The DougDoug community has such a weird obsession with divorce, that if Doug ever did get married there would be riots. And if he ever did get divorced that would be celebration in the streets.

[@JeffDeff-hp3el]

If he got married I think the response would be more divided, sure he’s now married but he also has a chance to get divorced eventually

[@ComradeBlue5705]

I love that the lawyer is just in on dougdoug calling him for random stuff so he just calls him douglas douglas

[@slaymen587]

He isn't even a lawyer😂

[@ComradeBlue5705]

@@slaymen587 he is to me

[@slaymen587]

@@ComradeBlue5705 this is the best possible reply Holy shit/srs

[@awesomegaymer5786]

@@slaymen587 he literally is

[@Arachion]

@@awesomegaymer5786 he was a legal consultant for the police but im pretty sure he isnt explicitly a lawyer.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Pointcrow is a content king, he psyop'd Doug's chat into being divorced obsessed for years just to set up this bit. Hats off PC, hats off

[@neepha7324]

No keep the hat on its too precious

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@neepha i can't take it off truth be told, see a foul vizar named DougletonDougleton tricked me into putting it on many years ago, now whenever I try to remove this accursed magical hat it simply reappears don my head.

[@neepha7324]

@@darkpuppetlordful If you for some reason truly wish for it to be rid of your head, simply place another hat in its place before it can reappear. This will cause the hat to take over the other hat and they will have intercoarse and start a happy hat family together.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@@neepha7324 but that sounds like I'll now have a hat family on my head

[@neepha7324]

@@darkpuppetlordful Then put a spike on your head so they won't try shit.

[@timhinfort1171]

This was a rolercoaaster of emotions. It really took me back to when I was 11 and listening to my parents in the kitchen.

[@randomperson8375]

so true

[@AVdE10000]

We all need therapy

[@randomperson8375]

@@AVdE10000 yeah, but im not paying for that so I'll just stay messed up instead lol

[@AVdE10000]

@@randomperson8375 same tbh

[@wendyjaa]

Ope

[@JacobPlays136]

I love thinking about parkzer standing right outside of a meeting room loudly saying "That is some sort of fraud I don't know what kind but I know it is" and all the other people are just so confused

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

Honestly, i imagine how much of a joy it is for Parkzer to get a call from Doug. I imagine him bored at his desk , then his phone rings, it's Doug and you NEVER know what he's gonna say xD

[@cilliancronin6327]

Patiently waiting for the day Parkzer says "I love you" back

[@bowl7203]

Dougdoug is low-key training parkzer to be the best lawyer ever.

[@alexisrox44]

"Are you trying to jerk me off?" Truly, the most romantic.

[@th3stainedrose]

God Parkzer is my favorite member of the DouDoug cinematic universe

[@thomasrivera4405]

1:20 Parker will only ever say it back once they get married

[@Maker0824]

it would genuinely be hilarious if Doug and Crow got married and divorced for real. I don't think they live in the same country, so I don't know how that would work, but I'm sure they could figure something out.

[@Zamtrios245]

They get citizenship

[@nicolev.3532]

I thought PointCrow lives in California and Doug lives in Washington?

[@ediblemonster4219]

@@nicolev.3532 obviously those are two different countries

[@modulusshift]

Hahaha I saw this whole thing in Crow’s stream, thanks for collecting the DougDoug half!

[@CosmicInsomniac]

I live for that little laugh Parkzer does at 0:35 , Look at how far my little lawyer has come since his first time on stream

[@samueljackson5314]

Ahh yes, laughing at streamers reenacting my trauma. What a beautiful twist life has given me.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

DougDoug 🤝 PointCrow Doing _anything_ for the content

[@LuckySketches]

What a great clip of Doug and his ex-husband PointCrow.

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

this clip is the exact reason why he should married failboat in the first place instead of pointcrow because failboat would have never blamed Spelunky like that

[@Door227]

Yeah but he had to marry Pointcrow cause Doug and fail would’ve had a loving relationship and wouldn’t have divorced

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

sounds like an even funnier plus to me

[@CartyCreative]

Doug is great with all the KZbinrs he's collaborated with the last few months, but nobody melds so perfectly like him and PointCrow. Theres a lot of love between these two beautiful bastards. Congratulations to you both on the divorce.

[@Vcandyboi]

1:43 I want someone to look at me the way Doug looks at Eric

[@equestrianquarter2356]

Witnessing this on stream was like 100% better

[@Rekut_]

I was driving home when this happened and I was so proud of him for getting a divorce

[@aidanwhite5631]

so so so funny. i havent laughed this much in weeks thank you DougDoug Clips, i sorely needed this

[@mattraven69]

i just had my first fake divorce after my fake wedding, the second one is always easier

[@micahphilson]

Already an incredibly strong contender for clip of the year!

[@danterodriguez03]

This was a great stream, really emotional... The love, the fighting...

[@CyanicCore]

Seeing two icons of my early adulthood get hitched was a highlight. I hope you have a long and fruitful divorce!

[@nadavi3678]

Just divorced my wife, I can confirm

[@electricerger]

"Is he trying to jerk me off? No! He's proposing!" -- Douglas Douglas

[@motleythewild]

The emotional rollercoaster this takes you on is WILD

[@dawnbray8325]

Their gonna have to split the chat in the divorce

[@MeanPeePee]

I'm Z crew and i call dibs on pointcrow (i wanna play zelda)

[@extraterrestrialgoose8738]

Doug has finally become one with his chat, he is divorced

[@parkernelson4909]

Do you think the first guy who brought up divorce was actually going through a painful divorce and now he has to listen to everyone joking about it for 2 years since?

[@X1ninja12]

The chat was so smart and there planning is so great

[@Raskal_VT]

Wow. This is an exact reenactment of my divorce

[@wendyjaa]

This has to be my favorite Doug clip 😂💜

[@lemongreed7916]

When I was 9, I had a dream of getting married and divorced 4 times (the motive was to get differently themed weddings and that men are disposable, yeah I was messed up), I'm glad I found dougdoug where I feel like I belong

[@auden4531]

Serious question. When you got older did you realize you're a lesbian or something? Men being disposable reminds me of some lesbian friends I've had in my life 😂

[@shaaz2197]

A new chapter in Doug's lore

[@daandanx]

'ok... Bye.' -Parkzer

[@DMMegsie]

DougDoug would be that streamer to marry and divorce speedrun other streamers

[@melskunk]

I frigging love Douglas' Douglas' romantic music 🎶 cue

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Parkzer is the legal angel on Doug's shoulder

[@darktrunks8820]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[@briansteele3592]

That was a roller coaster of emotions

[@barrenwanderers5655]

Sometimes, it's about testing how they react in instances such as those.

[@VidiaReePhoenix]

Funnily enough, there have been people who have faked their deaths to get out of a marriage.

[@strateupgamr7]

Doug's had a LOT of great bits, but this is by far the best.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

parkzer is the kim kitsuragi to doug's harry and their dynamic delights me every time

[@myboithomas]

Quick Question Did you officially get hired by Doug? Cause I saw that like 2 weeks ago you changed the channel description to official clips.

[@SentientMuffin]

He did!

[@myboithomas]

@@SentientMuffin oh sick! Ty for letting me know

[@brandont6358]

This divorce any% run has been life-changing for me. I sincerely thank you for your service o7

[@whamer100]

i love these two holy shit

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

Ok legitimate question, do you count annulment as a divorce? Because depending on the state you're in that's an option.

[@thod-thod]

Honestly the thing that stood out to me was that PointCrow was playing on switch mode.

[@isthatajojoreference3422]

LOVE WINS!!!!!!

[@nutmegdoesstuff1339]

I can't believe he wouldn't give dougdoug the rubix cube. That's cause for divorce imo.

[@Polygonetwo]

This is the most romantic thing I've ever seen.

[@Doctor4077]

Divorce speed run any %

[@GenerallyKoi]

What a rollercoaster of emotion

[@BierBart12]

Doug and Pointcrow are such living balls of positivity. If they actually got married, they'd fundamentally improve the world

[@frozenpeaches06]

1:20 He'll say it back one day

[@Giose]

The best 3 minutes and 41 seconds of my life

[@Ellial]

say it back parkzer! D:

[@Buphido]

Don’t feel bad. Divorce isn’t a bad thing, it’s a blessing to both people involved to end a marriage that neither was happy with!

[@Door227]

I love how this entire thing stemmed from one chat member saying something in a gta challenge

[@2HalfSandwiches]

I love the grainy parkzer in the background of the thumbnail

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

Pointcrow is actually a great actor

[@eitteb_em]

I’m so glad I now have context to this bit that was hilarious

[@thod-thod]

Idk about the US, but UK if the marriage is not consummated you can get an annulment, which gets rid of the marriage much quicker

[@peterwatkins671]

“A year to get divorced” good luck

[@danielsime911]

The reason why Doug didn't marry Parkzer instead is because he knows he'd never be able to leave him.

[@placeholderdoe]

Who gets custody of chat?

[@MisterBrick42]

Speedrunning divorce

[@FrostyFE]

This is how every spelunky session starts and ends

[@cooldude2722]

Man. I wonder what the guy who started this bit thinks now.

[@Athena_Light]

lmao haha can't believe DougDoug is married

[@MJ-mp1fx]

This is so unhinged, I love it

[@code_Rei]

for some reason i thought the title said "dougdoug proposes to dougdoug"

[@TotalFreakZoid]

The slow lean to kiss kills me

[@horsegam]

this made my day

[@xun_lee]

Wtf this is such a good clip

[@mordrens]

i think this has one of the best thumbnails i’ve ever seen

[@silly_lil_guy]

couples goals

[@Channeldyhb]

you two are one of the best duos

[@terreliv]

It looks more like a plea. you gotta, like, use ur hands to fake a box

[@alturkeiabdullah]

the bit at the end is too real sadge

[@owenmeier]

Best. Clip. Ever.

[@leahl5007]

Was PointCrow wondering through a cave in Pokemon while DougDoug was playing spelunky? They really are made for each other! 🥰