How long can DougDoug silence Parkzer for?

He's gained another world record
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[@abbycaldwell3166]

Much like a 911 operator, Parkzer is not allowed to simply hang up the phone and must wait for Doug to release him

[@sharpeylogic2907]

He's reverse Dracula. He's only allowed to leave when Doug tells him to

[@playlikepig0550]

​@@kingcobraarchie Reminder to no longer joke about Parkzer being a cop or lawyer, because people have taken the joke too far, and it has impacted Parkzer's private life.

[@kingcobraarchie]

@@playlikepig0550 oh sorry, I didn't know about that. I'll delete the previous comment because I don't wanna help cause any harm to anyone

[@auraFireblood]

​@playlikepig0550 but he is dougs personal layer

[@iishiir]

​@@playlikepig0550what happened? I didn't know about this

[@someperson9613]

Hearing Parkser put so much emotion in that “DOUGLAS DOUGLAS” was the most primal I’ve heard him speak

[@PTp1ranha]

It's between that or him finding that potato in the drivethru video.

[@blakksheep736]

Indeed lol.

[@reubenbailey7491]

Sounds like a disappointed parent

[@EchoSD]

@@reubenbailey7491 it definitely has that energy.

[@nicholas-dv1mg]

I just love his total confusion at everything doug does.

[@Frazzledragon]

Douglas Douglas is a force of chaos in the realm of calm and order that is Parkzer's world.

[@Halberds8122]

Yo it is 999

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

They are a sitcom couple but in real life

[@staletoast6999]

r/Wehatedougdoug will hear about this.

[@skelkankaos]

Ougdoug used to do this all the time. Glad he stopped

[@bluechromata6976]

@@skelkankaosFrom the perspective of an outsider looking in, Ougdoug sounds like Dougdoug’s prehistory neanderthal counterpart.

[@jayyy5270]

@@bluechromata6976 I need AI OugDoug vs AI Napoleon TABS

[@KorokspaceX]

@@jayyy5270Genius.

[@karlsundkvist6603]

beat me to it

[@rancidmarshmallow4468]

doug's 'how long will it take parkzer to get wise to the bit' face is probably my favorite

[@matthewacuna6336]

Just, the most punchable face imaginable It’s so perfect

[@th3litgods]

how does Parkzer put up with this dude LOL

[@jstar3382]

it's called being friends

[@sugoistalin7809]

Dougdoug pays him for his time obviously. That's what you do with your lawyer.

[@nicholas-dv1mg]

doug seems like a fun dude to hang around

[@naingmon]

Doug has gaslit him into thinking this is normal human behaviour

[@JoshuaOdionson]

Doug is probably a lot less annoying off line. Probably. Not 100% on that

[@stalesock4]

That was the most emotion I’ve ever heard from parkzer lol

[@Remystified]

DOUGLAS. DOUGLAS.

[@snowrios8084]

fr sounded like a mother yelling at her son lmao

[@alexprendes7370]

“DOUGLAS, DOUGLAS!!!!!”

[@daskanguru3515]

... Parkzer said calmly

[@heaven-clarence]

being doug's friend is essentially making a pact with a chaos demon and accepting what it brings into your life, sometimes good and sometimes.... this

[@DarkStarCoreX]

A pact where they shit into each other?

[@techno1561]

Coincidentally, also true of Doug being "friends" with chat. Sometimes, they're helpful, like during coding problems, and sometimes, you get the Elden ring tts.

[@zame-osomething5096]

​@@techno1561thought that said elden ring tits and was concerned

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

A urine pact

[@shapshapshapshap2829]

So Doug is Tzeentch then?

[@EddieNoon]

2:39 Parkzer sounds like when your parents are angry at you, so they say your full name. That's probably the most angry I've ever heard Parkzer sound lmao it's great

[@scarthy]

Cant believe Parkzer never says I love you back

[@cholaco1101]

I cannot blame him after this stream

[@Banana_D]

just because something is not said doesn't mean it's not true

[@Smileyrat]

We should make that a goal for next Rosa birthday stream.

[@Pururut]

it's a love triangle, davey says "I love you" to doug, he ignores, but doug says "I love you" to parkzer, who ignores it

[@Hammybread]

@@Banana_D Its so fucked up to not say it back though, how else will doug know parkzer means it. We need a timer for "how long till parkzer says "love you" back to doug".

[@awsomewe360]

I can't wait until Parkzer says that he loves you back. That will be historic.

[@Smileyrat]

Next Rosa birthday stretch goal?

[@lotttieeee]

that’s real character development

my biggest takeaway from this is that Parkzer EATS DORITOS?? In my brain I just pictured him eating perfectly balanced meals at all times, there is no way that man can have the same flaws we normal people have

[@Chubby_Bub]

It is a bit surprising, especially when he's on a call. Look at his blog, he posts what he eats sometimes and it's about what you'd expect

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@Chubby_Bubhe loves sushi and plain baked potatoes

[@Blubbii88]

Might have been leftovers of someone else and he couldn't watch them go to waste or thrown away.

[@CylindricalWhistle]

I imagined that he would eat primarily unflavored Soylent or some other meal replacement product

[@hoodedman6579]

@@jamesphelps8388 Did you watch the video where they get ten fast food meals? At some point in it, Parkzer describes himself as a "pit" in regards to food (though he specifically says that it's not for the kind of fast food they were eating), so he clearly takes pleasure in some type of food.

[@CyberKirby]

DougDoug: Máster of the Gaslight.

[@patrik9493]

Gaslighting isnt real, thats something you made up.

[@Dildtherapper]

@@patrik9493damn this guys good

[@sydneyh.1385]

@@patrik9493 What are you guys talking about gaslighting? You mean gaslamping because gaslighting isn’t a word

[@Creeperfun12]

@@patrik9493flamingo reference?

[@QuokkaWaka]

​@@patrik9493 No it's not, because *we're* all something *you* made up, "Patrik".

[@TheRatSwarm]

Parkzer pulled out the full name there, he always does but it was scary this time

[@CarpetHater]

It's like when your parents use your full name, you're really in trouble when that happens.

[@cooltrains9564]

Evil Villain type stream

[@nafereuskortex9055]

Yeah, except this is Parkzers villian arc.

[@carsonproctorofficial]

Don’t you mean Hentai Villain?

[@Croob22]

That is one long silence

[@-cyndaquil]

The fact that they’re roommates is insane. The blood-pact must hold them together pretty strong.

[@toxic_shr00m]

I think you mean the shit pact

[@jstar3382]

I love this relationship

[@samwell54]

Doug Doug and Parkzer have the most natural straight man funny man comedy routine I’ve ever seen

[@ofconsciousness]

Parkzer should bill him the full hour because that's roughly how long a therapy session is, and after this it would be a good idea.

[@griffinblade]

i wasnt looking when the video ended and i thought it was the start of another record

[@lonestar2078]

ME TOO! LOL

[@cobeznero]

I actually tabbed out after the 1 min record and did thought the video ended the "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" scream surprised me and made me crack up way more than it would have if I watched it normally.

[@cyanthrope]

every parkzer bit just feels like a deleted disco elysium bit that got left on the cutting room floor and I'm living for it

[@gavensedgwick6516]

Lol true

[@p_ttown1979]

the most rage filled "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" we will ever hear

[@artsyscrub3226]

He sounded like a parent chastising his kid for messing with him during work hours

[@cjvs1604]

- Calls Parkzer - Doesn't Elaborate - Angers r/wehatedougdoug - Hangs up

[@sordidcrypt]

doug messes with parkzer the way a teenager who doesn't know how to flirt messes with their crush

[@AnNWithAFancyHat]

Poor Parkzer cant catch a break

[@Papacarrot]

But he keeps catching criminal charges for firing his gun at random people in the store 😔

[@fabian6087]

Parkzer seems to have infinite patience for DouglasDouglas' shenanigans, a match made in heaven.

[@thecapuchin]

"DOUGLAS DOUGLAS!" I love the look on Doug's face.

[@noahb4399]

Is this the sound of silence that Simon and Garfield wrote about?

[@D4TAMOSH]

my face fucking hurts this is the funniest bit holy shit

[@cleffee]

this was so incredible to watch live

[@WackyFolf]

Could have been better. Parkzer could have been on the phone in the car on the way to the airport to head to New Zealand

[@lordcabbage4931]

Parkzer is a reverse vampire, only able to leave if someone else allows them too leave

[@Eliz_Creates]

One day he’ll say I love you back. I love the relationship this two have.

[@strongerthanever2039]

I have no idea how he does that without laughing.

[@Seafowl]

I love how Parker is like a reverse vampire where he needs permission to leave

[@laraschroeder5195]

I have the mental image of Chat and Doug crouched under a desk and giggling.

[@kwisowofer9872]

2:40 Needs to be added to the 1 hour broken by Parkzer video

[@boodstain]

The Day Parkzer says “Love you too” will be the biggest moment in Doug’s channel and probably his highest viewed clip.

[@moita4369]

Everyone felt that "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS"

[@user-oi9jc5po9w]

I feel like being friends with Doug is like being friends with one of those cats that will annoy you randomly for no reason

[@Shillabritish]

2:42 this is the most emotion parkzer ever exhibited

[@LaykaTheWuffinator]

Parkzer is a saint.

[@asterglaceon]

He'll be even more silent once DougDoug devours his vocal cords as a nice lunch. R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@azuquirtle]

He didn't even say I love you back

[@justinbolles9645]

My girlfriend just asked “is his hair green”

[@monodragon]

tell her that hes bald

[@rennoc6478]

Is she blind? He obviously bald

[@akapixeldonkkey]

For a second I thought I paused the video but I then I saw Doug slightly moving and remembered he was silencing Parkzer.

[@harrypootis9519]

evil doug doug wrd

[@herrdohfii103]

"hey guy's today we're gonna be speedrunning silence..."

[@professorfluffersins2483]

This is some of the funniest shit ever especially when Parker finds out

[@acloneofmyself]

dougdoug: i love you! parkzer: …ok

[@Happy156]

THAT'S MY ........

[@Synchos90]

SAY IT BACK!

[@jawsdragonkiller]

That was some of the most suspenseful silence ive heard in a long time

[@hyper_jesse218]

Pure silence has never been more entertaining

[@ironcomics99]

just the enraged "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" love it

[@floricel_112]

Honestly, I feel so bad for Parkzer

[@shiningstar737]

As a drunk man rambling about cartoon horses once said “friends aren’t people that don’t annoy you, it’s those who are worth to put up with their bull shit” Well I’m really starting to struggle to understand how Parkzer puts up with it

[@UnusedLasagna]

This channel is giving us the best moments

[@infernox1099]

I got jumpscared when Parkzer shouted DOUGLAS DOUGLAS

[@UlricSlapstick]

i never laughed so hard at a video in my entire god damn life... maybe I'm tired but this shit is to die for fr 💀

[@ramsesbams]

parkzer is such a good straightman

[@mattymerr701]

I didn't realise the video had ended and thought doug got a new record

[@Saucesome]

I can’t wait for the day where all of dougdoug’s channels are just parkzer with occasional dougdoug visits

[@GorTavaro]

I really hope Parkzer will say "I love you too" one time

[@funky555]

i actually cackled when he accidentally pressed the button and broke the silence.

[@Smileyrat]

The person who DM'd Parkzer is my hero, I've never heard him so mad. Lolololol.

[@tgreeny1400]

on the one hand snitches get stitches, on the other hand that was the most amount of emotion we have ever seen from parkzer.....I am confused on how I should feel.

[@Winter_Gale]

Parkzer needs to know that Dougdoug loves him before he can end any conversation with him.

[@King0fCarbs]

I was so sure parkzer was gonna try and do it back to him at the end right before the clip ended lmao

[@Mannytsu]

Parkzer is a national treasure and must be protected at any cost

[@ZomBro_BOSS]

Why does he love running experiments on Parkzer, it's not a problem but just why

[@nejishadow]

That's what friends do

[@thatcat_]

BAN THAT SNITCH!

[@Smileyrat]

No, reword them! That reaction is gold! 🤣

[@Blubbii88]

Telling him what happend in detail was much more worth than any silent record he could have gotten.

[@lopenash]

I've been _waiting_ for this

[@designerwookiee]

Parkzer really should bill DougDoug by the hour for every phone call; get his cut of that streamer pie. He's obviously a significant contributor to the very successful DougDoug formula.

[@undeniablelovefordispenser1595]

2:40 - That was the moment that Doug knew the gig was up

[@Erzy-]

They are the truest bros

[@nokkvimarlilaachristiansen64]

Parkzer seriously makes my day! Love that dude. But i mean he was kinda disturbing DougDoug

[@NachosRenard]

He sounded like an angry mom xD

[@axelipy]

Call Guinness now.

[@Hangry_Hungarian]

This stream was just awesome. Jedi Horse will be remembered!

[@AstroGoalHorns]

So glad I was here for this bit

[@The_Loopr]

The video ended and I didn't realize and thought that he was just trying to be silent again

[@zoroark567]

Parkzer and Doug have a very “one is normal the other is nuts” friend vibe but somehow both fill each role.

[@Mentelgen-1337]

he didnt say i love you back. take a hint doug.

[@RiGuy-rf1ex]

Parkzer didn’t say “I love you” back😢

[@cennerdobber8196]

I was actually here for this. It was my first stream. Such a weird one too.

[@lilly.flower5370]

We all need a Parkzer in our life

[@purpleomlet]

DOUGLAS DOUGLAS!

[@GamingOpinions]

Twitch Chat as a New Zealander, I'm wondering why was Doug looking at AirNZ Flights

[@primalaspid2972]

I have never been more entertained by silence

[@Rizz3n]

That's a lot of silence broken up by Parkzer

[@nickbumblebee7747]

HE DIDN'T SAY LOVE YOU BACK 😢

[@felixLucretius]

why is this genuinely the funniest thing i've seen this year so far

[@meat7490]

I love how chat went nuts after finding out it was a “her” that snitched 3:21

[@scj6693]

doug is the only person who can make silence funny lmao

[@Geilolp.]

the loudest and angriest we've ever seen parkzer

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

This is an all-timer bit.

[@TheREALHelly]

Pure art at its finest

[@Doudoussin]

I love than when he figured it out he addressed Doug as if he was a kid who just misbehaved lmao