Pointless Top 10: Fountains in World of Warcraft

[@madcat789]

Even after ten years, you still use the statue from booty bay. This never fails to make me smile.

[@joshstraub6972]

true

[@StrykerZeals]

Has he done a pointless top 10 of statues?

[@sanderdavid8626]

t-ten years?!!

[@madcat789]

@@sanderdavid8626 He's been doing this a long time.

[@sanderdavid8626]

@@madcat789 time flies ahaha

[@physetermacrocephalus2209]

These videos are peek cozy

[@AshotGrig]

Especially the night elf massacre part 🤪

[@KynrScott]

Elegant and beautiful

[@vaels5682]

Yes, i peek at them on my phone when i want to get cozy

[@horrabull2223]

I would honestly watch Crendor speak over any random Warcraft topic, have him narrate top 10 best item icons I don't give a shit this makes me feel at home

[@KynrScott]

Truly Wowcrendor is a genius for this

[@alisonlocke1889]

Thank you for educating on clammage and oystering

[@Rumunsko8]

Silvermoon has also some really nice fountains, which seem to be quite rare in Horde capitals.

[@davidcosta2244]

Suremar has the best fountains.

[@Awestorm]

Oh my gosh that blood of the innocent fountain 😂 made me spit out my drink wasn’t expecting that turn for the worse

[@Joe_Potts]

Ok the "Blood of the Innocents" fountain lore history thingy just excels in showing how f***ed up and devastating the Burning of Teldrassil was to the night elves who lived there. Even Crendor's reaction reading it was appropriately shocked and appalled. War(craft) is hell, guys :>

[@thebradzone3922]

the environmental detail episodes are always my favorite!! i love when i get to notice cool details i never really paid enough attention to before

[@sparklingwater8210]

I don't know what it is about Crendor vids, but just listening to them gives me the coziest feeling. I remember watching the older vids with the K-391 outros and it gives me the heaviest nostalgia. My 10 year old daughter has been watching his Pointless series and we just laugh about them all the time. Currently watching his WC3 playthrough while I play WoW and it is such a comfortable listen.

[@hollandlogtenberg4871]

Two things: 1, hearing Crendor talk about the pointless statue in booty bay makes me so nostalgic. I've been watching Crendor since the Pointless Ceilings episode of Pointless top 10, and they never fail to make me smile. I love these videos so much. 2. I suffered a glitch soloing Wise Mari once and, due to various issues and timing problems, it took me almost 30 minutes to successfully escape the dungeon. I now hate him with every fiber of my being. His room is great. He is terrible. Great video!!!!

[@clownsforclowningaround]

Whenever I saw a fountain in game, I wondered "Is this in the top 10?" and "how does this fountain compare to others?" - and now I know. Also dry fountains like that in stormwind are a sign of civic corruption. My town got money for a fountain, embezzled most the funds to pay off friend-of-the-local-government-body contractors and they never turned it on. Not once. Dry fountains mean corrupt governments, mark my words.

[@benlieberman3510]

Given the backstory of the Defias it makes sense that the fountain was dry, at least in vanilla.

[@jackedattack8781]

lol dude thanks for the laugh

[@gelmorn18]

I'm surprised you haven't done a pointless top 10 caves yet

[@kyleellis1825]

The pointless ones are all just reskinned copies of other caves with nothing in it.

[@vultdylan]

leave it to crendor to go into the most lore/backstory of any top 10 for freakin fountains.

[@FratinandMadrik]

You're spot on with the Zangarmarsh one. I instantly knew where it was when you showed it, yet I had never noticed it directly. This is why I love pointless top 10 videos: It highlights the aspects of WoW you see but take for granted, meaning you've seen it but never noticed or acknowledged it

[@zintosion]

Number 5 escalated quickly.

[@lent6408]

I always love these , I never got in to WOW but love this series. It is always very informative about such mundane and hidden gems giving a great Juxtaposition for entertainment .

[@jamesn3122]

I don't think I will ever forgive what they did to the Nightelves, and how gleefully cruel all the writing around it is, with 0 in game consequences. Just some popcorn genocide.

[@sarahhannush1466]

I looked at the Haidene page because I was like "he has to be making this up" AND NO, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.

[@sgtstakeout6203]

Ah good perfect timing, “I can’t sleep it’s almost 1:30am” and then there it was… posted 45 minutes ago. “Top 10 pointless fountains” and my god I’ve never had a better reason to stay up for an extra few minutes. Maybe someday we see “top 10 pointless dungeon entrances”? 👀

[@diddydoodat6764]

I love the fountain that's a huge statue of Azshara in Tomb of Sargeras, right after the Naga boss

[@anwaralexander3035]

I feel special having had two of these pointless top 10s so quickly. Life is good.

[@yoyo170rs]

I have been watching for near ten years, love you crendor always bring me joy

[@Fowey7]

the blood of the innocents shook me lmao

[@Cthulhunoms]

Can't have a Crendor pointless top 10 without the blood of the innocents.

[@axelschneider1678]

The world needs more of things like this...

[@LancerEagle]

If "architexture" isn't already in the dictionary as a word for describing textures in architecture, it should be.

[@dakotashroom5401]

These are all iconic fountains. My favorite is the mushroom fountain. I'm very glad you brought this series back. There need to be more pointless top 10 videos.

[@MegaChickenfish]

I remember the Dalaran Fountain because of that quest where you fish up the pearl. Khadgar: Uhh, what do you expect me to do with this? _Good job._ * pats your head * Maybe it'll look good in the fountain or whatever?

[@mhx47]

10 - I do not remember that fountain and I played horde for 6 months since BfA… But I recalled 7 immediatelly. You are on to something with the list.

[@AnthonyFammartino]

You should do a Pointless Top 10 for the best Inn locations. To start you off check out these two. First, check out the Alliance inn at Pearlfin Village in The Jade Forest. My favorite for Horde is "Hot House" at The Zocalo (alley) in North West Dazar'alor. Keep up the good work!

[@kalebwieland4938]

I haven't been back to Pointless Top 10 since I quit wow around a few years ago. Now I'm back!

[@DragynGirl]

I think I laughed way too much when "1.5?" popped on the screen, and the way you said it. I kept thinking it's not like you have never added a .5 in the top tens before! Oh silly silly Crendor, don't ever change! 😄

[@huntergagnon5019]

Top 10 fountains (number 5 will SHOCK you)

[@brianmiller1077]

5's gotta be Thorin's mountain in Storm Peaks

[@moonbro5381]

To be fair, the start of BfA was amazing. Both Kul-Tiras and Zandalar stories were awesome, and the zones were great. It became shit around 8.1.5

[@kyleellis1825]

When they stopped focusing on the faction battle?

[@jeffmihelic6852]

Still a better expansion then that piece of garbage that was MoP.

[@Theworkingtitle7]

I'm trying to go to sleep, Crendor. I'll come back tomorrow and watch this, promise.

[@Zukoiu]

A new top 10 from crendor! Holy crap, I feel like it's Christmas!

[@Reed0Sparky0Leighton]

Brother. Your videos have been my favorite wow videos for years it seems. My favorite thing about wow has been the exploring. Climbing mountains and seeing the lil easter eggs. And HIGH key your intro is inspirational as fuck.

[@michaelwilley65]

Awesome, like always 👍🏼

[@einheit02]

The fountain on the Aldor rise is pretty epic. It almost looks too big to be considered a fountain, but it fits

[@jackedattack8781]

This is not a sarcastic comment. I *LOVE* these fountains. Playing wow is sort of like reading a good book to me. I love stumbling on neat little things like fountains. I actually really appreciate this list lol, and you picked some nice fountains!

[@ntfd0]

I don't play WoW and have no itention to, but I love these videos! I enjoy small details in games, so this combined with Crendor's narration is right down my alley. Keep it up!

[@HowlingSaguaro97]

Wowcrendor asmr would be iconic, tbh. Just straight up pointless top 10’s but ~relaxing~

[@mobiasjoe2807]

Definitely the best list of fountains I've seen!

[@Sygen7]

Some call them pointless. I call them some of the more relaxing things to hear about in my day.

[@stephencorcoran8087]

Big fan of the naga fountain in Stranglethorn Vale.

[@Geraldo_Rivian]

Fun fact: the dalaran fountain is super strong too... Even archimonde failed go destroy it when he first destroyed dalaran city. When he saw that the fountain was untouched, he bowed his head in respect and tossed his coin in it

[@grennbalze]

Every once in a while i just run around Dazar Alor. So much cool architecture and design

[@MiniVito24]

I'm loving the return of these gems Crendor!

[@liucconen]

I never even realized the Zangarmarsh fountain looked like something. Never stopped to look. It's actually really nice.

[@ValensBellator]

Every video amazes me that you’ve thought of yet another topic for a top ten list lol, love them!

[@cajintexas7751]

So happy to see more pointless lists. Keep them coming!

[@colnagocowboy]

I spent a fair amount of time dancing on the Stormwind fountain 😊

[@mrtruthsayer7872]

I never noticed there were Draenei in the Zangarmarsh fountain! I always thought it was just mushrooms and I've quested through there for years! I must have just filtered it out and never looked at it closely. So mind blown right now!

[@SibylleLeon]

Me: Shit, I've no time for anything. Also me: Spends 13 minutes listening to Crendor talking about pixel fountains. Gotta have priorities!

[@RichardJamesStayAtHomeDad]

These make me so happy. Thank you Crendor!

[@misspop2228]

Currently self-isolating due to covid, and I thought it was the medication that was keeping me going but in truth its these pointless Top Ten videos 🙌

[@redblastoise4040]

Omg another one already??? Yes!

[@Starman_Dx]

10 top times Crendor increasingly becomes more dark as he reads lists.

[@Goombario37]

Finally the fountains video

[@David-ye1rh]

First place being a fountain you even fight the water of the fountain is very poetic

[@alligraham31]

BTW despite how it might seem for a few videos, I really do enjoy them and have been just watching these for several days (just like while eating, or what not).

[@z31drifterlf]

Unprecedented levels of content.

[@joshstraub6972]

today I realized that your intro is about how pointless things have/are treasures while I'd always thought it was just about the statue lol

[@astrealove1]

Woah, slow down Crendman, you just released 10 Bears, now you're talking about Fountains.

[@shrewboi3907]

I was surprise there wasn't an honorable mention for the fountain located in upper Jade Forest that, when it was added (idk if it still dose this) has a coin you can flip into the fountain that every time you do it blizzard would donate to charity.

[@kirby4815162342]

When we reach 10 expansions will there be a pointless top 10 expansions video emphasizing the fact that life is meaningless?

[@Mikelissa80]

Dude, I love your content. Thanks, man. Please keep it up.

[@myrb2622]

Surprisingly insightful video.

[@Suplarai]

Hell yeah dude

[@Mark-he3tl]

when i stopped playing a few years ago now, number 2 is where is flew my main. Went to the inn and had a last look around. ZangarMarsh was and is my favourite zone. I lay him down on one of those beds and logged off, and there he lies to this day.

[@andrewmatheson238]

Boralus is a really cool city. I want to see larger cities and towns in game

[@MrTommylicious]

Great stuff once again

[@Jacob-Vivimord]

"Obviously, you can look at it. You're lookin' at it right now."

[@Mysbananen]

makes me happy to see another pointless top 10. keep em coming!

[@brentbloch9135]

More random facts in pointless top tens please. Great job Crendor!

[@thesnep4757]

I'm surprised that the big fountain in Silvermoon City wasn't somewhere on here. In the Court of the Sun.

[@nirelock921]

Crendo, how the heck did you not include the fountain in the Nighthold raid?!? Its one of the coolest fountains in the game! Great video still :)

[@dONALD-fortytwo]

I love how Crendor says "architexture"! :D

[@rheonate]

You're one of my favorite KZbinrs right now, I love how your narration isn't "professional" and sounds like you're reading from a script you practiced on before (and if it's all planned, even the google search and all - you should try acting.) Makes it a lot your human. And don't get me wrong with the not professional and stuff, you pull it off in am amazing way.

[@OberGefreiterZ]

the fountain in stormwind was the one i was thinking of all the time watching this, how i was trying to climb on the top of it, while waiting for raid or BG or just waiting :D

[@skylerkmetz7435]

Where is strange fountain located? Is it in that water dungeon from Cata?

[@katieskarlette]

I've been playing since vanilla and I never noticed what that statue in Telredor actually is. Thank you for blowing my mind. LOL

[@brianmiller1077]

It's just like the bank in Darnassus

[@IamLopy]

Why do I love these pointless top ten? because inside them is treasure.

[@MoonFrogg]

I LOVE FOUNTAINS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO. top 10 bears still holds strong in my ranking of top 10s because I love bears, but god damn this episode was great. the lore facts were invigorating.

[@grennbalze]

Surprised the Nighthold fountain didnt make the list. That thing was really cool

[@rdsasuke1]

These videos are so good.

[@Chrome166]

1.5 used to bluescreen my computer if I looked directly at it, without fail. Turns out it was because my video card wasn't plugged in all the way, and yet somehow everything else worked fine.

[@Stonewren]

Lmao @ your shock at your random lore paragraph turning genocidal

[@hweebs]

Yay no way! Thanks crendor

[@whoknows8264]

Came from CoxnCrendor, NOT disappointed

[@kidrasan]

Kinda surprised the SM Cath fountain didn't make the list.

[@heatseeker9573]

I tried to sleep to your video, but you weren't boring enough

[@andromidius]

No Blackrock Mountain? That thing is one giant fountain! Of lava!

[@alligraham31]

ok I gotta ask when the video of the SW fountain was taken, because it's had a new look and water for awhile (not gonna lie, I did pause the video and log on to check that I wasn't crazy). I don't remember exactly when it got changed, but it's been a min.

[@diddydoodat6764]

In honor of the next expansion you should do pointless top 10 dragons in WoW.

[@Sconald1]

Now is as good a time as any to learn about fountains.

[@aucur]

totally forgetten the dalaran fountain and I have the toy coin :D

[@Madvillayo]

HELL YES MORE POINTLESS WATER NON CONTENT

[@spider-queen]

I came here because a streamer named Crendor suggested it, wild

[@theragingtigergames1791]

Love this