POKEMON LEGENDS ARCEUS MEMES (Alpha Pokemon All Want a Piece of YOU)

[@T-ZillaSaur]

That Alpha Gardevior came running like, “FINALLY! It’s been so long since I’ve had a young sacrifice!”

[@dantemustdie00]

Lady Dimitrescu moment

[@Jin-lg9kw]

Death by snuu snuu

[@choppergunner8650]

M-mommy Gardevoir? 😳

[@Jin-lg9kw]

@@choppergunner8650 as it turns out, the mommy was a daddy all along

[@5ashll303]

@@choppergunner8650 I’ve got an alpha gardevoir on my team called “Mommy~”

[@SquidofBaconator]

Noble: I was not expecting the isekai plot from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Am I a joke to you?

[@reg1990]

Yeah I was gonna say, Red/Blue Rescue Team did that over 15 years ago

[@nathhunter6851]

I went in the comments specifically to see if someone made that exact statement, and if not I would have done it myself x)

[@ockulatotheobserver8522]

THANK YOU!!!! i heard that line and was instantly thinking of Mistery Dungeon( my favorite Spin-off btw)

[@striker1245]

@@ockulatotheobserver8522 i want a open world pokemon mistery dungeon game after playing legends of arceus

[@ockulatotheobserver8522]

@@striker1245 me too

[@franknova987]

that Alpha Gardevoir almost killed my entire team, it was hell but i SOMEHOW caught it

[@daisyjoy242]

The poke gods was with you that day

[@wolfekupo5651]

my Gastrodon was just able to tank it and the AI is so dumb with Recover it will heal from just a bit of poison damage

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Worth it.

[@StarboyXL9]

Now breed it

[@MegamanGuy444]

True chads sneak up on it and catch it without battling it.

[@tsujan3984]

8:33 for those who are wondering, Porygon only appears during the space time rift hence from another time and space and isn't naturally from Hisui.

[@Shadowmancer2000]

Cranidos and Shieldon can also only be found in the distortions. Makes me think they weren't revived from fossils and actually came from the past.

[@tsujan3984]

@@Shadowmancer2000 Yes, in Hisui that's what is implied.

[@wolfekupo5651]

@@Shadowmancer2000 can you actually find some fossils in the wall in the 4th area of the game in one of the caves

[@Rheide-]

@@wolfekupo5651 I thought they were fossils the first time I looked at them. After looking closer though, they are just broken statues of the pokemon.

[@Tnu1138]

Ok now explain Hisuian Voltorb/Electrode considweirng it was said to have been developed by scinetists in Kanto centuries later.

[@pokemaster374]

Definitely love how machoke was practically begging to be caught

[@utswriter]

Like my alpha ralts see my comment

[@chilomine839]

Spinning Walrein tho.. *Death by glamour plays*

[@neowolf09]

Lmao when she's walking up to the Chad but you still think you have a chance lol

[@layerex3957]

Machop and Machamp: *approach with murderous intent* Machoke: sup bro check out these guns

[@elemomnialpha]

Porygon isn't naturally occurring in Hissui, it's only available through the Space time distortions

[@aboogala4678]

God really forgot to uninstall Google when he magicified your phone

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@aboogala4678 what? What do you mean my "browser history?" *_WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S STILL GOING?_*

[@aboogala4678]

@@CaptainCFalcon and this my friends is what happens when you don't know how to close tabs.

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@aboogala4678 Giratina calling Arceus out for being an old fart.

[@aboogala4678]

@@CaptainCFalcon You think it'd Dialga, being the God of time

[@25i428]

Pokemon arceus memes are taking over noble’s channel *Just as Nintendo planned*

[@ricardohoang8452]

Nintendo is squeezing!

[@peanut3527]

Nintendo secretly aizen

[@25i428]

@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] why didn’t I think of this earlier *You’re a genius*

[@jacobwells9207]

9:30 Whoever made that meme didn't know that that particular Combee IS female, as only female Combee have that red spot on the lower face

[@MelonHere20]

Facts! I was wondering if someone would point that out lol

[@animangaclandora]

2:00 Noble: I'm Running out of Money! Pro tip: Go to Anvin in Jubilife Village and buy the recipe for a Star Piece(it costs 10,000). Then craft them using Red, Green & Blue shards(you can get them on the ground in space time distortions). Sell the Star Pieces to Choy in Jubilife Village and watch the money roll in. They sell for 5,000 each. I was able to EASILY make 12 after an hour of shard hunting and sell them for 60,000.

[@isaiaholaru5013]

Thank you for this information. This will help me massively in my playthrough 😀👍

[@nbHawkeye]

God I love how that Rhapidash is like *"You're next human!"* Those drawings are also perfect with Lopunny being like "Oh come one master, don't stare at my backside all day!" and Machamp with "Hey! You wanna see what's under my shorts?"

[@benjypineapple2570]

10:25 to evolve basculin to basculegion it has to acumulate 300 recoil damage without faiting or the counter restarts.

[@EvilEye0]

On a side note,has anyone else noticed the moon rising in the West?

[@benjypineapple2570]

@@EvilEye0 IGN is gonna go chango over this! 7.8 wrong raising.

[@fiora2822]

I can answer the porygon thing. Since you can only get it via space time distortion it would make sense that he got isekai'd as other space time exclusive pokemon are also not from that time. Magnemite, scizor, cranidos, etc

[@wolfekupo5651]

normal Sneasel also are Space-Time distortion exclusive, I was pretty happy to get one in my first distortion since despite Weavile being my 2nd favorite pokemon (after Sableye) I have never been able to use one during a playthrough

[@tripps3631]

Actually, Magmezone can be seen flying around one of the mountain maps.

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

Yet people try to give reasons why Master Balls could not be a thing then when they could say "whoops space time" like they could have at least made them a rare spawn to drop as items in space time events considering Porygon a digital pokemon that should not exist in that time zone is

[@fiora2822]

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena considering the fact that there is canonically 1 master ball, this game already has it's own kinda master ball, and the lowest catchrate in the game is still ungodly high. While im not going to argue if it would make sense i am going to argue that it would be fucking useless

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@fiora2822 yet it is not like they implemented useless things before as you can make a competitive team however you can not battle other players so it defeats the point. Also you say canonically 1 master ball yet just about every pokemon game and generation has a master ball. And this games plot mcguffen you can not save you have to use it on Orgin Dialga or Palkia. Let's also not forget the Master ball would not be useless in the fact that people are just shiny hunting so they are just going to throw those at the shinies as there is nothing else to do in the game after beating Arceus. I think they have hope that online or local battling would be implemented in the future however i am not that optimistic. But yeah since you are catching pokemon anyways they would not be useless as chuck them and they are caught, and a annoying thing is that the legendaries are shiny locked

[@t.s.8430]

8:53 It can only be found in Space-Time rifts where space and time is distorted. Also where you are able to catch FOSSIL pokemon as technology has not progressed far enough for you to revive pokemon from fossils even though the fossils are in the game as an easter egg

[@MercuryA2000]

8:33 I imagine porygon is a bit of a bootstrap paradox. Scientists, when technology advanced enough, decided to try and recreate a strange pokemon that was said to exist in the first pokedex of the sinnoh region. They copied the appearance and any information that remained from that time, and named it after that strange creature. In Hisui meanwhile, timespace glitches, and porygon from far in the future appear and are catalogued. They don't understand it, but hey, it exists. The species dies out however, because porygon can only breed with ditto which, unless I'm mistaken, can't be found in Legends arceus. Porygon was inspired by its own creation, so it begs the question of where the original came from.

[@neowolf09]

Or when the original came from 😏

[@isaiaholaru5013]

OH GOD IT'S THIS PARADOX (Does anyone know the actual name for this paradox? Please reply if you do, thanks in advance)

[@MercuryA2000]

@@isaiaholaru5013 I'm pretty sure the name is a bootstrap paradox. You could also call it a causal loop if you want though.

[@utswriter]

The alpha shiny ralts attacked me getting my attention then lost aggro turned its back to me and stood there waiting...so it went in the ball and turned into a gardevoir. It just really wanted to join me

[@zizuedarkwitch3425]

0:40 I just imagine the thought process for getting in the way being "wait...that kid is trying to capture my homie...oh no no no, I'm not letting that happen even if I have to be a poke-shield!"

[@tylerrussell9369]

...Yes truly gym bros are best bros... Machoke: Thanks for spotting for me man. The next day sees a human trying to catch its gym buddy Machoke: ...DENIED!!!!

[@moraghraikenori1139]

Garchomp is 4x weak to ice and its pokedex entry says it HAS TO live in a volcano to survive. Also Garchomp: running in the snowy/icy mountains like it's the time of their life.

[@shadowsnake5133]

3:09 Ah, that's why we don't see Ashley, the eevee's were hungry and discovered a taste for flesh.

[@thelegendshadow]

You do realize that porygon can be only obtained from space time distortions and normal snesal and weavile can also be found in space time distortion because space and time are distorting so multiple pokemon from different space and time are being pulled here.

[@antoinelk00]

Me from afar: “Is that a bear up the tree?” *Wondering if it’s Winnie the Pooh” Me comes up to the tree: “Damn it this is Nintendo not Disney!”

[@MollyDollyy774]

Noble great video! 5:17 Aww, Thats Cute, Its an Eevee Meeting!

[@RealCandleJack]

3:00 That umbreon in the back wants souls, and you know what ima go get him some.

[@DSMCasual]

“If Noble Eevee Plushie became Pokémon Onee-San” Noble: *Sitting the Couch* “Ah? Home Alone.” Eevee Onee-San Plushies: “Ara Ara?” Noble: *Blank Expression* “I’m in Danger.”

[@crawlingboy]

she does have aoi yuuki as the voice so she can just channel her ibuki douji

[@imaginebreaker9656]

My goal in this game is to raise my own of each alpha Sinnoh starter. My first Piplup encounter was alpha, and my 8th Turtwig encounter was alpha. I’ve fully evolved both. Empoleon is 10’7”, and Torterra is 10’10”. Now all that’s left is Chimchar.

[@nix7339]

You can find Alpha Infernape on one of those lil islands in the southwestern part of the first zone

[@Marco-us3oc]

Ramana’s Island in the first map has an infernape waiting for a home. Or for someone to bully it for exp candy and master seeds xD

[@GanondorfKingofEvil]

Seeing the reference to the hot springs group of Machoke actually reminds me of a thought I've had before. We've had a special evolution for male Kirlia for a few gens now. (Just got a Gallade earlier today actually.) But they've never done any equivalent for female Machop. It'd be so easy to do a gym or body builder female Machoke and Machamp. Gotta feel a bit sorry for them. Though perhaps because they're so humanoid the devs are hesitant to do that. I can fully understand that logic as Gardevoir's and Lopunny's assets are really just in the minds of fans. Machoke is basically just a blue body builder. Enormous pecs, naturally evolve to wear underpants of a sort, and yeah. I've been playing this game for hours at a time and honestly not as far as I should be. (Have almost 50 hours on file.) Largely because I love exploring and filling out the pokedex. Plus doing various tasks for each pokemon is simple and easy. I've been going back to the Obsidian Fields to knock out the "see this move used so many times" before I evolve them. Also to prevent absurd over leveling. It's also how I'm just shy of reaching the eighth rank and am just now ready to stop ignoring the main quest and go to Mount Coronet for the first time.

[@rotciv557]

While I agree wholeheartedly on Gardevoir's "assets" being 100% just fanbase deviance at play, Lopunny was UNDOUBTEDLY made with irl Playboy bunnies in mind as it's inspiration, there's just way too many obvious hints for it to not be. The degeneracy is purposefully baked in. That said, a female, or at least more femenine counterpart to Machoke/Machamp is a pretty unique idea actually. They don't even have to necessarily make it a gender thing, but rather making a counterpart that gets something like a swimmer or triathlon type of muscular body that offers a very distinct look from their classic bodybuilder type of body.

[@GanondorfKingofEvil]

@@rotciv557 That's true. Lopunny was clearly on purpose. Even if it's mostly the thighs that evoke it. It would be interesting and not difficult I imagine. This one is a swimmer or triathlon runner. So slimmer body, but still super fit. Probably be fast. Could be fighting/water if the they were a swimmer.

[@rotciv557]

@@GanondorfKingofEvil yeah it's mostly the hip and thighs that evoke it, but it's not like they're dumb enough to go all the way and give a Pokemon tits, so hip and thighs is as far as they can ever go, methinks. The same features are the ones "notable" on Salazzle and Tsareena as well so it checks out. And yeah, Water/Fighting would probably the best for that theoretical Machoke/Machamp alt. Props for it being a great type combination, too.

[@neowolf09]

@@rotciv557 Nidoqueen would like to have a few words with you.

[@KobanWanko]

Everyone going on about Arceus being the god of pokemon, but if this new entry taught me anything, it's that Gastrodon is the real deity out here. I caught almost every legendary and most of the alphas I battled just stalling with Gastrodon tanking and using recover till they ran out of ultra powerful moves. 10/10, for making me try pokemon I would have otherwise skipped out on.

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

I do the same with Walrein.^^ But yeah, Gastrodon is definitely the better tank.^^

[@DevinOfBacon]

Porygon is able to be in Pokemon Legends Arceus, because it is only found in the Time-Space Distortions. Because of the distortions, there can canonically be ANY Pokemon in Hisui. Literally ANY. It's a rip in both time and space, so any generation, any region.

[@adriansimonsen6533]

3:10 I encountered a simular thing -Multiple Lost Satchels -Alpha Gardivor spawn - -Bodies of trainers with broken skulls-

[@smallsnake9172]

8:50 It took me a couple hours to realize why, but you only find it in the space time rifts (as far as i know) so you're actually catching one from the future

[@lordkermit4657]

5:28 "Gardede'dwor" is holding her agaisnt the wall

[@starsilverinfinity]

6:34 the random Apom in that image made me cackle

[@arcana8899]

Sending out all your mons and letting them chat is one of my favorite things in the game tbh

[@shaunmckinlay8803]

Hello Noble I just wanted to say thanks for being a great KZbinr and that your content has helped me through some really tough times in my life you probably hear this a lot from your other viewers/subscribers but I’d just like to say that you’re my hero and I love what you do so please keep doing what you do best from Shaun McKinlay

[@campbellhansen7533]

6:09 “the isekai plot, was not expecting that” Me, *still playing the original rescue team and such games*: I’m sorry?

[@SuperLuigi1025]

That Alpha Gardivoir I got lucky. All I did was kept my out of sight then threw a jet ball at it when her back was turned. Also yes the Gardivoir I caught was a female and oddly enough I also caught an alpha female Lopunny the same way.

[@ietrasst7515]

4:33 It seems that Mihoyo is going to *Steal*ix, how quaint.

[@weech3177]

Nobel: That was hard to catch Me: Throwing wing ball and runs toward pokemon to keep throwing ultra balls before they realize what is going on

[@PuffyPhoenix]

9:31 the irony of the fact that that combee is in fact a female, the males don't have the red triangle on the third face

[@Phoenixoflife56]

7:27 to be fair that battle was annoying despite me beating it on first try first try but the wearing it down was the annoying part but because I had 3 Pokémon that were super effective against it battle was almost easy

[@imaginebreaker9656]

Forget Lilligant, that was easy. Arcanine took me 5 attempts(even with my starter Samurott)

[@Phoenixoflife56]

@@imaginebreaker9656 if that’s next I’m in trouble because I choose cyntiquil

[@brianlance8263]

The isekai method is probably also the way the Mystery Dungeon series works

[@SeddyAm]

The art cover has the same art style of pk mystery dungeon

[@Infernade228]

0:05 Quick question. By any chance, does Noble have the “Pokémon: Let’s Go Eevee” joycons (to [I guess] compliment the amount of Eevee’s he has on his couch)?

[@zzephyrenex5320]

3:39. Imma be real with you here, I’m not about that and honestly would beat the alpha lopunny into submission just to complete the Pokédex, because ain’t no way in hell imma be the sub in this relationship

[@gobblegobble2071]

8:48 is a simple answer. As a person who had lost 2 bags of items in a time rift, Porygon appears in the time rift because there are no computers in hisui And I have one.

[@Templar127]

Nintendo: How do we make people love Pokémon again? Employee 1: better RPG mechanics Employee 2: deeper and darker story Employees 3: BEEG GARDEVOIR! Nintendo:....... Approved!

[@scoutroederer3886]

Trainer: "Look at you" Ursaring: "Yeah I know I disgust you" Trainer: "no no just...how did you get up there" (Can someone get the reference)

[@wisygirlywopitty770]

Kung fu panda 😂

[@foxtrap86flame]

3:23 That's me, I can confirm

[@Ju5t4l1z4rd]

I can correct the Ursaluna evolution requirements you *DO* *NOT* need to be in the Crimson Mirelands to evolve it during a Fullmoon, I evolved one at the highlands during a full moon

[@Potramon]

i can confirm it too, i evolve mine in the coastline

[@braydenoid293]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture, and this picture salandit, regular salamander Noble: its the same picture

[@cryolitegem]

A hug from Gardevoir is like a hug from Lucario. It’s going to fucking hurt.

[@danielharris1825]

Noble : that level 85 garchomp was hard to catch Me: catches 5 of them to complete the dex entry using jet balls

[@autumbreeze1129]

That spinning thing is something I literally experienced in Brilliant Diamond last night. Got a Giraferig's attention and then it just ran in circles around me for several seconds before I just ran into it to start the battle

[@vustvaleo8068]

* Pokemon becomes an isekai * Digimon: "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"

[@RealWorldGaming]

3:16 As it’s in a notorious pose

[@CrimsoniteSP]

One thing about Porygon, I believe it only shows up with the space-time rifts. And if we're isakai-ed, from the future, because of these type of rifts, it'd make sense that if there's random rifts popping up, that they could bring Pokemon from all space and time.

[@Nehfarius]

The Rapidash's intent was clear. "Surely, ma'am, that wasn't the BEST you've got?"

[@anonymoususer188]

Porygon can literally only be found in space-time distortions. As in distortions in both space and TIME. The Porygons are simply from the future.

[@Zakanuva]

1:00 In the words of Vinny Vinesauce: *_SpIiIiIiN!_*

[@thomeaus6343]

I recently got my copy of legends arceus and I've been loving it. I've actually caught several alphas. No shinys yet though. I even failed the ponyta. I'm not good. But I still have fun.

[@Strlz_Remtachi]

is no one gonna talk about the "Spice-time" thing @ 2:36

[@AbletonRinzler]

7:25 Probably because Hisuian Lilligant is a Grass/Fighting Type.

[@tsujan3984]

2:05 lol he goes to a million too for the 59th slot

[@gpdragonfire1652]

0:40 That Machoke just pulled a “Get down Mr. President!”

[@randomstuff7814]

Hell yea alpha Pokémon for the win

[@Shadow-id8sy]

you you know porigon can only be found in time rifts right? They are all literally issika'ed to Hisui

[@adamgardner3768]

“Spice time distortion” - Noble 2022

[@Blazing_A]

It's kinda funny and strange how the alpha pokemon are so hard to catch while the legendary and mythical pokemon are practically as easy as catching pokemon from the first area.

[@wolfekupo5651]

Pokemon has been doing this since Gen 5, if a Legendary is required to continue with the story it will be overall easy to catch

[@InkKBird18]

Having the Alpha Pokemon on your team and they stare down at you with their glowing eyes “Haha, I’m in Danger”

[@RealSlendyBoi]

Fun fact: Porygon can ONLY be found in the Space-Time distortions, so it DID indeed get Isekai'd too.

[@countcr33per]

I mean, Porygon is only available from the Space-Time distortions, which to me implies that any Pokemon found within a distortion has literally been displaced from its original time period, either past or future, much like how the protag is likely from the future.

[@NarutoTsunadefan1]

Yeah the Isekai plot was unexpected. Especially the fact they chose to go with one of the more unpopular Isekai series as the basis for the player character. I did not expect to see In Another World with My Smartphone plot aspects in this XD they did it way better than the actual anime though

[@isaiaholaru5013]

You think agressive eevees are weird? I found an agressive , *alpha* magikarp once

[@BelladonnaPup]

I cant look at 0:53 without thinking of Vinsauce, Speen.

[@zzephyrenex5320]

8:58 they only really appear in the Time-Space distortions, which are able to pull Pokémon from both the past and the future

[@aboundedsumo7984]

If there is anything that can explain why certain Pokémon are in Hisui when they should not, I just look at the space-time distortions. Perfect explanation for having any Pokémon there. Also, making there no reason why the roster is as small as it is.

[@etourdie]

5:03 they're SPHERICAL

[@thealgorithmmage3578]

Speaking of alpha lopunny, I somehow managed to catch one in a great ball and now it's just on my team

[@RPK_96]

Thanks cino again fore the editing on the video And the end credit meme HE IS HERE

[@artistanthony1007]

YES! Atleast someone is acknowledging Male Gardevoirs, gg Noble.

[@FSKyurem]

I caught that alpha Garchomp no problem with a Jet Ball. Nothing is better than catching Pokemon from a very safe distance

[@aztecelotl]

I can answer that question: Porygon is in Legends: Arceus, but ONLY through the space-time distortions. Which can bring pokemon from other places in time and space. That's why you can also obtain Johtonians Sneasels and evolve them into Weaviles

[@243pete]

Cino coming at me with the skeleton. "Scary spooky skeletons!"

[@YaoiFan22]

8:54 Very likely, as it's the same with the different versions of Voltorb(?), Sneasel, etc. that can be found in the Space-Time Distortions.

[@baby_dino3300]

Shiny eevee gave me flashbacks to recent time distortion where I found a shiny eevee, threw a pokemon to initiate battle and the time distortion ended, taking the eevee before the battle could start

[@RedStaryPuu]

"like a male gardevoir, unless your into that." me: poker face

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Those controller handles were pretty rad and Shiny only runs are fun

[@zackaryevans138]

3:05 “they don’t hunger for blood” THE Eevee: true, but I intend to drive you up a wall anyway...

[@b2j135]

Fun fact: you don't need to be in the crimson mirelands in order to evolve ursaring. you just need to have the peat block and have a full moon at night

[@Sl1meRabb1t]

Did you know Gardevoir's spike is only solid during psychic moves.

[@rohankishibe8082]

I'm not too crazy about Lopunny, more of a Gardie guy myself... But damn... If being wrapped in those fluffy ears doesn't mean the world's best nap, then I don't believe in anything anymore

[@ChaosGetter1989]

Porygon only appears in distortions, so I can accept the notion that it got isekai'd into Hisui. SPOILER WARNING: Ingo was also Isekai'd into the Hisui region. So... Unova Confirmed?

[@OdessaPNG]

3:50 *has Alpha Male Gardevior and Alpha Gallade, Kirlia and Ralts* They are a family *yes I took pics >w

[@TheOneTrueGesta]

Yeah, and you want to know something funny? The moment I Saw the clan leaders together, I was like: "Yep, I ship them." It feels almost like a Tsundere kind of thing they have going on and I love it.

[@Snakedude4life]

There is no alpha wailord… _…YET._ 🎩 🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@Megakoolguy357]

You haven't lived until you put your feet on the passenger pegs, lean forward, and put both arms diagonally behind you. Naruto running at 50mph.

[@Luffy453]

To be fair, the Garchomp probably uses its arm fins like velociraptors used their arm feathers, to help steer while coming for your ass

[@Sunflorazumarill]

8:56 Porygon and its evolutions only appear in Space-Time Distortions, meaning they probably came from the present.

[@lukaspisecky]

I once catched Garchomp without realizing he was Lv 85. It was first try catching him using ultra balls

[@demascus3vods]

The thing with horses is that their eyes are on the sides of their head to look out for predators and will look at you from the side. Predators have evolved forward facing eyes so they can focus on prey. The fact that Rapidash turns it head to look at you forwards suggests it's a predator

[@popattara]

4:56 he not yet know.

[@redx5605]

7:30 Oh come on that's literally the team I made!!!