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[@TheD736]

This episode: Dad rants drunkenly about nintendo again

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Cocaine.

[@FakeSugarVillain]

This means Dad will fall unconscious on the couch again?

[@FakeSugarVillain]

@Groisu Is because Papa stopped drinking water and only drinks jack daniels and beer?

[@JOROYAN808]

The reason why he said next time instead of next week is because he’s preparing himself to slay the E3-headed monster

[@luissantiago5163]

2:15 I'm sorry you're just going to drop the "barbers eat hair" bomb on us and not follow up? I need to know more.

[@Phe0niz]

Look, the man's got a lot of vengeance to supply, and barber's are relatively low on that list, so give him some time.

[@luissantiago5163]

@@Phe0niz Who knows? The barbers could even be working with the Amish. This could be far deeper than we ever thought. I mean why do you think the Amish have such great beards? Coincidence? I think not.

[@Skimmerlit]

I spend Wednesdays unstinking my chair. Disinfectant wipes, cleaning sprays, carpet deodorizing powders: nothing works Maybe the orb will do it

[@gregstinkston7634]

Cease your activities you fool!

[@TheGvidaz]

THATS WHAT THE ORB WANTS YOU TO THINK

[@vanm.4475]

Damnit, daddy Lyle has discovered my plot! How did you know I was also a psychologist?!

[@bwood6337]

Vanist Meira He’s been watching you through one way glass. Honestly do you “psychologists” listen to anything dad says?

[@tiquinhoseth274]

Daddy Lyle got real for a sec there

[@991yugioh]

Oh no. My comment of Lyle vengeanceing the sun, moon, and sea was noticed by lyle. So it is true, he does see all and also destrutoid really do leave sticky notes on his desk about our comments. He is coming to vengeance us now. Pray dad shows mercy with his chiseled chin and sick guitar solos.

[@Fallenmonkd20]

Shoot pokemon is going to make me live a healthy life at this point

[@paradoxacres1063]

No it won't....

[@Swell_Vibrations]

Lol he released a vid right on the day of the death stranding release trailer.

[@hollardude]

I got scared with how angry Lyle got at Mario Maker...

[@MappyTheSquire]

100% justified though. Nintendo is notoriously braindead regarding anything that even brushes up against online features. Playing with friends would have been the one redeeming quality. They couldn't even do it right in smash. They somehow did it even worse.

[@HeartlesssWretch]

ive been listen to lyle's voice for just about 10 years now and i have to say, these videos are the highlight of my week. thanks destructoid and thank you lyle for making theses

[@ZackXevious]

Silly me, I almost didn't catch Lyle getting his vengeance on Wednesday. Silly me.

[@popoflamesgaming]

Goddamn thumbnail making me want Bishounen Sonikku-kun to actually be in the movie. THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING ME WANT SOMETHING I CAN NEVER HAVE AND LIVE IN A PERPETUAL STATE OF UNANSWERED LUST-BOURNE SADNESS, DAD!!!

[@kingjamesbond4009]

shadman made it

[@STRONTIumMuffin]

GOG 2.0 will be the third party launcher you need!

[@Electric0eye]

That intro was a cosmic experience and I don't think my knowledge or understanding is vast enough to comprehend it

[@HematomaFalafalPatrol]

Dad, your intros pump me up to become a pariah of motivational speaking tours and/or start a cult. Thank you

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

0:25 You didn't even bother recreating the reflection. *Is this laziness the reason you won't come back home, Dad?*

[@phuzzychinn]

That was the reflection of the man whose body he possessed... for his vengeance against unpossessed people.

[@Yzerbruh]

If it was titled Pokémon Go to Sleep, then Pokémon Go to the Polls would sound too legitimate.

[@jericho7173]

"Come back next time and I'll hit you with that slime!".. lyle knew about the Ghostbusters remaster confirmed

[@pancakerzzz]

2:03 GOG galaxy 2.0 is aiming to do something like that. they even have a bit in the patch notes regarding privacy, where they specify that it does not in fact spy on you in any way.

[@rcflight13]

I'm still holding my breath for Pokemon Go to the Polls.

[@HeadBodyMasterPersonal]

Somebody send that whole Mario Maker segment to every single employee at Nintendo.

[@Violent_Wolfen]

More like send it to their headquarters in Japan because this was only an idea people in Japan would come up with.

[@KennyMatthewsMonster]

That Mario thing is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard hahahahahaha

[@pdahandyman]

No week is complete without hearing Lyle tell it like it is and reading the comments after he rummages around in my ear holes looking for that lawn mower I borrowed. I'm clearly not getting enough vengeance. It's time to go top off a nice steaming conch of moon juice and nap lightly until the next installment.

[@trollzorable]

Dear lord mario maker no

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Nintendo did a Nintendo. Classic Nintendo shitty decision making.

[@JimPanzeeEsq]

Last rant on Mario Maker multi was spot on. Big reason I bought a Switch was the baked in couch co-op.

[@Hero_2222]

Jim _ It still has that...

[@JimPanzeeEsq]

@@Hero_2222 oh good :D

[@onar_]

Barbers, please don’t eat my hair.

[@binbag523]

Philosphy drop out becomes video game funny man

[@bwood6337]

Horns were on point

[@Jetstoanywhere]

Dad stop screaming about nintendo , this is why mom left us

[@donkosaurus]

but dad you already took my corkboard

[@MidgarMerc]

I figured the reason it was online/LAN only multiplayer was because you can get away from each other and making it split screen would make it difficult to see everything

[@englebre21]

No no - in a room, together is the *only*'way to play with friends. If you play online at all you only ever get to play with random people. Its baffling.

[@MidgarMerc]

@@englebre21 No I agree couch co-op is the best. Especially for stuff like this but I'm just saying it's understandable why you can't do racing on the same system. Can you imagine the visual clusterfuck of 4 Automarios being played on the same screen?

[@AbadonXXX]

I am curious if dad defeated the santed claus, because that would be the pokemon real shit

[@DeviantRabbits]

LYLE NOOOO. THEY JUST RELEASED A RELEASE DATE TRAILER FOR DEATH STRANDING.

[@brumptychipmunksey361]

Calling it now, next week's intro is about barbers eating hair

[@IWendigo]

Oh hey look, an orb

[@alphacode5]

At least the direct wasn't on a tuesday this time

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

I'd never be able to pokemon go to sleep. Because I work knights

[@hgcommons]

What’s the name of the end card song?

[@aoktome4368]

Hey dad isnt that the padded room from kin....nevermind

[@NecronomisMusic]

How could you pass the opportunity to use the word chaiselongue and instead went for armchair psychologists :(

[@SkotKozB5]

Lyle Dad does it again

[@supercyc10]

I still think the sonic thing is a marketing stunt

[@theprofesionalist7927]

I too am disappointed that my sonic movie is being delayed just so it could be slightly less bad. Am I the only kind of fan that just wants to see my favorite thing be so bad that I ironically enjoy it instead of being so meh that its boring?

[@Falling4000]

Dad this is why mom left

[@MisterCynic18]

That was some quality mad

[@SkamosVT]

@lylewrath m gog is making goggalaxy 2.0 that is literally gonna have all the friends list and games in one place, so you dont have to worry about that

[@moRULEZ18981]

I hope Mario Maker 2 doesn't become an Epic Games store exclusive.

[@TheTrueArchonFTW]

Ohhh i want to see Epic and borderlands booed at E3...i want it baaaddd

[@Fallen-Saint]

A little harder and you'll sound like jumkey Jones

[@fearfulharmony94]

shell

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

Nintendo is run by old farts who just don't get it. They'd probably be top dog if not for that.

[@93hothead]

Journey is on epic because nobody on steam would buy a walking simulator

[@FocksEngine]

The Sonic movie has always looked great. We're all just old and cynical.

[@Xsopit24631]

Where do you come up with your intros for fucks sake

[@GamerGuy249]

I don't understand the outrage with the epic games launcher. I mean yeah, it's kinda annoying to have to open a different launcher to play games, but at the same time, it's free, it doesn't take super long to boot up (at least for me. It might for other people, in that case I get it. At least if you are jumping around a lot in one session) and they give out a free game every two weeks, which origin has stopped doing. The thing about Nintendo not allowing you to play with friends is dumb. Especially since Nintendo is like, the sole constant provider of couch co-op. Isn't that a big selling point for them? And then not even allowing online play with friends is just...baffling.