Nihilist's Guide to E3 2019 | Pregame Discharge

[@Brother_Aniki]

Literally the only thing I was excited for this E3.

[@K9unit37]

11 minute hype!!!!!!!!!

[@One_Piloty_Boy]

Austin Melendez but there were almost no game in this...ergo NO HYPE! YOU KNOW THE DAMN RULES

[@K9unit37]

@@One_Piloty_Boy damn. Sorry Lyle. he is right. Hype was revoked.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

*I HAVE SOLVED THE PUZZLE* Dad always seeks vengeance His eternal enemy is E3 v *e* ng *e* anc *e* *_THE SIGNS OF YOUR HUBRIS WERE THERE ALL ALONG, FATHER_*

[@yepyep86]

You know what? Clever.

[@thatguywiththeface5232]

by the nine

[@alphacritter5398]

@@thatguywiththeface5232 you mean by the three

[@xmm-cf5eg]

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET

[@seanstange8704]

Oh my god....

[@shwash5284]

"You... coward! TODD COWARD!! COME OUT HERE TODD! I JUST WANNA TALK!" Best part of the video

[@Davidm00sh12]

I literally just came here to hear that.

[@DinsRune]

4:55!

[@Jere724]

Every year I wait for Dad to say "No Game No Hype those is the rules". Thanks for your hard work Lyle

[@lrgogo1517]

What does "no game no hype" mean? Not familiar with with this series

[@SapunMan]

Keep watching and you'll understand.

[@SapunMan]

But to save us both the time, if a dev doesn't show any actual gameplay during E3, there is no hype for what's being shown. No interest.

[@Jfreak1996]

I've grown to say "No game no hype" myself

[@LordMetalSavage]

Even Lyle's cold dead heart was melted by Ikumi Nakamura

[@Silverparodox]

I want Lyle to write a book about the most common things in his Aldrich way of writing.

[@donkosaurus]

it will be called The Book

[@RikuVA]

donkosaurus the subtitle would have to be “the words to your eyeholes”

[@Barlakopofai]

Is Aldrich a word or is it Eldritch spelled wrong?

[@sur-shiner]

I'm reminded of the GMod stuff he did, where he explains his idiot speech. "The ecomamal is depression"

[@xXFangRideXx]

devourer of gods?

[@logariuswheels5244]

ALRIGHT LADIES YOU KNOW THE RULES NO GAME, NO HYPE!

[@GamerGuy249]

LETS FUCKING DO THIS

[@RikuVA]

EEEEEE AAAAAAH! (I know EA didn’t have a conference, the scream is just iconic)

[@Fwufikins]

The Table. I most forgot about James "The Table" Hetfield. My eyes are open once more

[@LeRoux027]

"Hey children! Do you want to kick back and relax with some nice chores and debt?" Thank you Lyle. Keep up the great work.

[@TheJuggaloSnyder]

"Call it my little brother, because it will be dead before it comes out." GYOT DAMMMNNNN!!!!!

[@AFoxinSpace]

Is it sad the only thing I care about every E3 season is these "highlight" videos

[@Sonicfalcon16]

I know right? Lyle is a good entertainer

[@themarkktv]

"Shoot hard and be gun" -Gun guy from television

[@aParadoxLive]

That Zone of the Enders joke hit me in a part of my memory I forget existed. Thank you Lyle.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

All I ever wanted from Kojima...

[@MrMillionDub]

It's that time again. Also, Lyle hittin' the plebs with some Schrodinger's Cat at the end there.

[@godofcrap42]

Ah, Schrodinger... Germany's science equivalent to a necromancer. "The cat's alive, but he's also dead- you can only know by looking in the b-"- NOPE, stopping you right there you sour-kraut! You're not tricking me with your zombie-cat-death-box.

[@votivesome1]

HOLY SHIT LYLE IS BACK WITH THESE?! WHY HAS THE KZbin ALGORITHM TAKEN SO LONG TO SHOW ME THIS?! Great to see you doing these again, also I hope, if you haven't already, you bring "Month of the Empty Wallet" back. Can't wait to see the rest of these vids!

[@panix6]

I swear I forget about Lyle then find him at the most random times and fall in love with him all over again

[@zodiarkang3l442]

X GONNA BOX IT TO YAAAAA NO GAME NO HYPE

[@Alastor343]

jokes in you, dad, i watch every video

[@maxcampbellmusic]

Subbed for the admirable "No game no hype" policy.

[@KantFromEC]

I look forward to every E3 video Lyle does. Best part of my year.

[@THEenragedCORE]

I'm one of the other three people that's happy about the DQ rep in Smash. The happiness in your voice when you talked about it made me smile

[@barnabykardashianiii3637]

My favorite part of the year Lyle uploading E3

[@CsBTransition]

This my introduction to Pregame Discharge, and it been a delight.

[@MaximumDong]

"I am the table" wow that Metallica joke hit me like a truck, haven't heard that in a while

[@kingck101]

2020: No E3 no hype

[@joe3489]

Lyle: "I'm no Dark Crystal expert but isn't drawing the Dark Crystal in 3D the equivalent of drawing... Muhammad Ali?" Grappler Baki : "Am I a joke to you?"

[@RikuVA]

It’s time for Pregame Mencharge: E3 Boogaloo

[@1dr_wall769]

You never disappoint, Dad Except when you disappeared all those years ago... But ever since then you've been killing it!

[@HematomaFalafalPatrol]

I look forward to this each year

[@swordaddict5679]

9:58 I sometimes come back to this video just to hear Dad say HEH

[@humulos]

The best time of the year yet again. Not E3, but Lyle's commentary of E3

[@jorgetrevino8040]

(Lyle No game no hypes Travis is Hero 3) Me: YOURE NOT MY REAAAAAAAL DAAAAAAAAAAAD!

[@FuriousGorge]

Them's the rules.

[@jorgetrevino8040]

Havik Fool, I spit at, RUUUUU-ILLS! I shall defy father... AND TOUCH THE ORRRRRRRRRRB! With it, I shall destroy Grandfather Mario... and his NIPPILLS.

[@max15946]

Damn, this really made me realize like most of the games I am most excited for from this year didn't even show gameplay, or did behind closed doors or on the show floor. Also, sorry about causing that time loop trying to take the orb, I was really sure I could get it that time.

[@shamelesssellout4082]

It hurts watching this again, and hearing Lyle say YoungBlood looks solid. If only he knew.

[@whocansay2215]

Hah! Jokes on you, DAD! I'm gen z, I've never played FFVII so I can't have any nostalgia, which means it won't disappoint me, AND I'm not excited for it!

[@MasterOfBepis]

THE THIRD E CANNOT DIE LYLE YOUR EFFORTS TO DEFEAT IT ARE IN VAIN

[@polkadotalien1]

You forget. Lyle has no game no hype

[@Juice566]

It's 2020. _Are you sure about that?_

[@dartt5979]

Best part of E3 and my week. Love it and keep it up!

[@CritScratch]

Oh boy my castle is going up now and I don't know when it will come back down

[@BlackLynx4607a]

If it stays that way for more than a few hours, go to the doctor.

[@leeroy2461]

BlackLynx4607a if you’re erection last more than a few hours, watch more pregame discharge

[@JJJackson777]

the Forza Lego DLC was such a novel idea i couldnt help but love it

[@BooshMasterOriginal]

You say somethin about an orb?

[@luissantiago5163]

I fucking love these E3 vids. Can't wait till next years E3.

[@MetAlexTHVK]

Ive been waiting all week for this.

[@Emilstekcor]

Still a golden fucking intro 2 years later

[@TheSuplexWizard]

Lyle is able to hype shit up in a video into like no other, by the end of the intro I was shouting NO GAME NO HYPE THOSE IS THE RUUUUUUULES

[@stevdawizard392]

9:22 whoa buddy stop drilling you've already struck oil

[@UndyingNephalim]

"No Game No Hype, those is the rules." Thank you for not being a hypocrite, as so many were over that zelda trailer.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

Lyle did it. He vengeance'd the E-ist of Threes. Orb Bless you, and godspeed.

[@jeffrey_solis90]

Was looking forward to this. Was not disappointed

[@461Dragonman]

"No Game, No Hype" means that this E3 is actually the worst one by scientific fact.

[@lilking901]

Ikumi is all I needed from E3 and ofcourse hearing Lyle yell at Todd

[@smashymctaco8588]

I've been waiting for this... ALL WEEK!!!!

[@MrVreyes20]

Hey wait a minute where's the PC gaming show? (Eh I don't really care, great video Lyle)

[@Ramsey276one]

2:19 That made my speed-reading nerd neurons happy XD

[@lrgogo1517]

Me after one minute: What did I just walk into??

[@TheJackoning]

Ah my most anticipated e3 conference has finally arrived

[@tritone2276]

Fucking A I have been counting the days for this to finally be uploaded.

[@gamermilk2989]

Congrats on escaping the time loop Lyle! Hope you're well!

[@andrewcollier1385]

God the writing for this is incredible.

[@DarkysLPs]

Was really looking forward to this, thanks Lyle.

[@banditochefe3956]

If you were really stuck in a time loop, we’d have many more episode of swagalaggin by now.

[@HexterXD]

Lugreeni will always strike fear in his enemies

[@yourethatmantis5178]

Our father has returned to bless us with his E3 nihilism yet again. Praise be to him!

[@Xanegoh]

Lyle, that laser-skate game looks like roller ball.

[@TheBlankableOne]

When lyle makes these it feels like my birthday

[@Mrshotgun7392]

Every year you get angrier. I love it.

[@ChilupaKing]

1:17 Did...did he just make a dead fetus joke? 😂

[@vikisz9253]

These are an annual joy ❤

[@movierates247]

I've waited so long for this

[@BirdRaiserE]

2:19 it should be noted that the claim of "Funko Pop Gears of War" or whatever the fuck it's called being a vehicle to launder money is intended to be solely comedic in nature and is purely speculative. This statement was independently made by Lyle Rath and does not reflect the views of destructoid. It should be noted that Lyle Rath does not have any evidence for this belief other than the inability to perceive any other compelling reason as to why the hell said product may exist.

[@fistofthebrownstar]

Did you just make DBZA reference while doing E3 shit, I say what you did there; "AH my names dad and I make face noises about the videogames" That's you, and I love it!

[@arkane9b]

"Only 90s kids will understand"-Bear is the new name for Banjo Kazooie.

[@ZackXevious]

I've been waiting for this :)

[@RemiScutlet]

Father where are you?

[@CritScratch]

Vengeance is spelled with 3 E's

[@theprofesionalist7927]

YOU KNOW THE RULES E3! NO GAME NO HYPE!

[@Mr.Drew70]

*THIS IS THE MOMENT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR* 😈 #NoGameNoHype #Breathtaking

[@OmegaSamurai64]

No Game No Hype But I to feel hyped up for No More Heroes 3

[@MisterCynic18]

Father will not approve of your weakness

[@OmegaSamurai64]

@@MisterCynic18 Do not tell, he must never know.

[@segonyosoftendo]

Good video, Lyle. Glad to see some respect for Dragon Quest for once.

[@R3C0NSPARTAN]

The intro music took me back to The Vox Machina days

[@metaouroboros690]

So THAT'S where I recognized it from.

[@englebre21]

4:00 starts 15 seconds that captures both my useless bravado, *and* my total lack of self respect.

[@Senpapi69]

I only watch this video and dunkeys for E3 coverage every year and i feel i get a good idea of what happened

[@ProxyDoug]

Shame we won't be getting this metal intro this year.

[@LordCantalo]

As a longtime fan of The Dark Crystal, I feel like the game may be outside of what the movie was. BUT, the show Age of Resistance may create a narrative that makes the game more reasonable.

[@Electric0eye]

Now this is quality content.

[@proto505]

I can't believe Lyle feels the same exact way I do about Banjo and the Hero.

[@Oz07]

Lyle needs to be miniaturized and mass produced to provide everyone in the world some good quality content

[@Karpens16]

But would you torture him?

[@Oz07]

@@Karpens16 only if my miniature Lyle bombed a building

[@JacobC664]

Very cool. Much fun was had by all.

[@IgnoreThisCommentBro]

Me: "Yes, yes yes yes, yes yes yes yeeees YEEEEEEES"

[@kuroi_iruka]

Someone just HAD to touch that fucking orb.

[@xaviermitchell7879]

Its that time of the year again.

[@aguspuig6615]

So much cool games this year

[@wretneck]

To the final statement, I say "hah!" Because I can always ask a friend. How many have those anymore?

[@mattdylla3225]

Seriously, where was that guy? Where is fox-link?

[@res1dentgearsol1d]

Can’t wait for the 2020 video

[@DTOID]

[nervous laughter] haha, same!

[@flippinhoo]

Having a lil title for the game when its in screen would be nice because I wanna know what the fucking game at 3:08 is but it just looks like a Dark Souls with even more literal metal

[@DoctorDisasterDracula]

I honestly feel the same way about Dragon Quest 11. Yeah, one thing I will say, they shouldn't have shown it in their E3 Conference, since the Nintendo Direct was the trailer that gave us a release date. But I was kind of put off by everyone's spite for the game and the Smash reveal. It's a two year old game, yes, but it's also a game not on Switch and I don't personally own a PS4 or PC. Plus I'm actually quite interested in their gameplay style, since they come across as Robin and Link in one character.

[@xionlord00]

I cant help but be curious about the flaming sword from the chest. I cant remember seeing that trailer, so I wanna know.

[@PaunchyRobot]

This video is way better in 2020

[@rattenusrattoonus1880]

is that Card Quest's music in the intro

[@MrMRCTV]

hey Lyle what did you think of E3