LYRICS I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (she's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
@bublxs Жыл бұрын
There’s no swears, look at the og lyrics
@redshark909 Жыл бұрын
@@bublxsnahh there is i hear it
@bublxs Жыл бұрын
@@redshark909 no search up poker face by lady Gaga *lyrics* and you’ll see
@ronniesilla988 Жыл бұрын
theres no swears it clearly says poker face
@azraee4642 Жыл бұрын
@@ronniesilla988 there is, actually.. it says fuck her face but its sounds like poker face so that'll confuse loads of people. you can search up the lyrics if you dont believe me ^^
@salimjeremyndurya5043 Жыл бұрын
Ok but why when lady gaga and cartmen sing together it's so much better
@Lil_Newbie123 Жыл бұрын
it does bc there voices sync in the song so good it sounds like a fade in of eric cartman for some reason has a good voice for this single song.
@A_Frog_On_The_Ceiling Жыл бұрын
Y e s
@TIO_DEFAULTDANCE Жыл бұрын
bro spelt Cartman wrong
@dqmiiediting Жыл бұрын
@@TIO_DEFAULTDANCEhe spelt it right 💀
@useless_specimen Жыл бұрын
@@dqmiiediting NIGGA LOOK CLOSE TO IT, HE SAID CARTMEN
@quimicalkirby Жыл бұрын
The iconic duo, Lady Gaga and Eric Theodore Cartman
@kerpaxtus Жыл бұрын
“I don’t give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree” lmfao
@opliz2383 Жыл бұрын
Woa one of the few arts that makes them look like fourth graders
@Red_Chicken_Gaming Жыл бұрын
just realized Kenny is playing the rock band drum controllers
@AxelOffical Жыл бұрын
KENNY LOOKS SO ADORABLE!!!
@catsforbuddies5460 Жыл бұрын
Thanks🤗
@waltuhputyourdsawaywaltuh Жыл бұрын
@@catsforbuddies5460 aint no way youre kenny he wouldve said thmhhhs
@daenydimanlig1433 Жыл бұрын
@@catsforbuddies5460 you sooooooooo cute
@rexix Жыл бұрын
you’re wrong- he IS so adorable
@catsforbuddies5460 Жыл бұрын
@@waltuhputyourdsawaywaltuh I took my hood off dude
@MarleighMitchell Жыл бұрын
LOOK AT KENNY DOING THE DRUMS SO CUTE ^^
@ImEricTheodoreCartman Жыл бұрын
Ah think we can All agree that ah did hella amazing :}
@Just_Delulu-x8f Жыл бұрын
MMHM IM ALSO PUTTING THIS AS MY ALRAM
@stan_marsh-vg8vs Жыл бұрын
I kind of agree with you cartman.
@Hurricane_Tortilla_yt Жыл бұрын
You did amazing
@Kyle_Broflovski_sourthpark Жыл бұрын
I agree
@Hurricane_Tortilla_yt Жыл бұрын
@@Kyle_Broflovski_sourthpark HOLY SHIT KYLE AGREEING WITH ERIC?!?
@FloppaPolska555 Жыл бұрын
The Best I've ever heard❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@i_simp_for_dabi Жыл бұрын
Goofy Ahh emoji
@Hihopeulikemychannel Жыл бұрын
🤗
@hungnguyenduy4101 Жыл бұрын
How can you get that emoji anyway?
@FloppaPolska555 Жыл бұрын
@@hungnguyenduy4101That first? It's emoji from YT
@Kcawman Жыл бұрын
best song ever
@emilymcintyre-bn9kr Жыл бұрын
I can do the Eric voice decent and I'm singing it too LOL😂😂😂
@edoardos.3870 Жыл бұрын
ok but why is this so unironically good
@Wntz_-l0v3r-oc2ef Жыл бұрын
CANT READ MY NO HE CANT REAHD MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY POKKRRRR FAAAACCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SHE GOT ME LIKE NOBODYY!!!!!)
@rubberducksrcool Жыл бұрын
haven’t watched south park yet but this is amazing
@Samhamster Жыл бұрын
TBH cartman carried the whole show (you can’t yell at me it’s true)
@BetelgeuseBetelgeuse1 Жыл бұрын
Oh im gonna yell, its just gonna be very muffled.
@cupcake___ Жыл бұрын
@@BetelgeuseBetelgeuse1😟
@CassidyWilliams80 Жыл бұрын
@@BetelgeuseBetelgeuse1 I will yell too let me join you
@TbhkGurl88 Жыл бұрын
@@BetelgeuseBetelgeuse1 can i join you
@BetelgeuseBetelgeuse1 Жыл бұрын
@@TbhkGurl88 sure heidi
@isaiahguerrero7571 Жыл бұрын
1:11
@tailsmiles.2948 Жыл бұрын
Why do I like this!?!
@hipohip9895 Жыл бұрын
KENNY LOOKS SO CUTEE
@angelbalderaz8781 Жыл бұрын
Nah cartmans stealing the show🥶🥶🥶
@LunaAyra2391 Жыл бұрын
WHY DOES KYLE LOOKS SO COOL IT MAKES MY NOSE BLEED😭😭
@yourlocalidiot3709 Жыл бұрын
nice
@seafzz Жыл бұрын
scrw lady gaga eric cartman is the true legend here
@indiawhite6638 Жыл бұрын
I love Kenny and Kyle
@pishilatissera1700 Жыл бұрын
I love the part we're they were dowing memmeme memmeme memmeme memmeme memmeme
@Katsune_thecrystal Жыл бұрын
Kennys so cute while playing-
@Kworl-worl Жыл бұрын
ive only heard erics version so i thought it was "kerimah"
@celenitafreiresaraiva5329 Жыл бұрын
🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤
@celenitafreiresaraiva5329 Жыл бұрын
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
@Scrrr33 Жыл бұрын
Cart man is like pah pah pah pah poker face
@Kyle_Broflovski_sourthpark Жыл бұрын
I love it !
@hungnguyenduy4101 Жыл бұрын
God I saw 7 types of Kyle Brovoski avatar already💀💀💀💀
@Kyle_Broflovski_sourthpark Жыл бұрын
@@hungnguyenduy4101 LMAO
@SovieticLorax Жыл бұрын
CANT READ MY, CANT READ MY, YOU CANT READ MY POKER FAAAACEEEEE
@musyakottik Жыл бұрын
omg
@Amazing_bean Жыл бұрын
AHHHH WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO GOOD SNNDNDKSKSJSBDEJAOMSBDBDJSKSNDKWPAKNDFNNRRNRNR IM IN LOVEE
@miguellucido2113 Жыл бұрын
If Kyle and Kenny using instruments Eric Cartman and Lady gaga r very duo
@keannununez4854 Жыл бұрын
So funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@utya543 Жыл бұрын
❤
@strxwb3ry Жыл бұрын
My lady Gaga phase is coming back
@chloe_iskewl Жыл бұрын
Mmmm Poker FACE POKER FACE.
@utya543 Жыл бұрын
❤❤
@numberblock1auttpthenbandsbspf Жыл бұрын
where is stan
@MicrowaveCosmicToast Жыл бұрын
Grocery shopping
@namehere158 Жыл бұрын
Why is this actually kinda good 😂
@Bestfriend_3008 Жыл бұрын
Lady Gaga vs Cartman
@WOF5592 Жыл бұрын
🐕🦺
@maiteflores4374 Жыл бұрын
Of lady gaga and Cartman there is only one winner in the poker face song and that winner is the same cartman because he does not win and pir true all look adorable ❤️👌
@CS1TR7 Жыл бұрын
I should play drums professionally
@The.jayce2 Жыл бұрын
How did Kenny afford the drums..?
@TbhkGurl88 Жыл бұрын
He probably stole it from someone
@The.jayce2 Жыл бұрын
@@TbhkGurl88 true
@estrella_star Жыл бұрын
It’s rockband drums. They’re at kyles house so it’s prob his set