Poker Night at the Inventory Quotes - 02

[@Hopohoo2]

I love the fact that Pyro is Heavy's friend.

[@hopecat7466]

And yet, that thing? He still fears it.

[@tuesday2thursday198]

Maybe the blu one scares him but the red on is friend

[@Dommie222]

Yeah, despite that Pyro scares him.

[@thelastmlg2699]

Gotta love how everyone is talking with a 9 year old comment, i like doing that too.

[@trynextmonday]

I... I want to learn more about Heavy... Okay, he's a mercenary, not afraid to kill anyone... but he still feels guilt... he likes hats and sandviches, he prefers to kill people upfront... I like this... wanna hear more out of Heavy!

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

He's from a game called Team Fortress 2, which I am a huge fan of. You can play it for free on Steam!

[@nekogamer2508]

Hes a third generation mercenary

[@neththeobnoxioussponge8929]

aaand he has a phd in russian literature

[@alcinado2072]

and he's afraid of ghosts, for some reason

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@impatienstheshmuck5348 Not anymore

[@pompommerman9830]

07:44 dude you'd think he'd get his face knocked in at the mention of Heavy's sister

[@0hvist]

three things: Poker Night was made before "Cold Day In Hell", and Heavy probably thought that Tycho was being general about his capabilities and possibly assumed that when he said "Sister", he didn't mean either of his three sisters: Zhanna, Yana, or Bronislava. And three, his family is off-the-grid in a cabin in Siberia hiding out from the local government due to their late counterrevolutionary fathers' actions that resulted Misha and his family to be sent to a Gulag that they escaped from prior to Mishas' employment by Mann Co.

[@redgrox3060]

U forgot to say that Zhanna is soldier's girlfriend.

[@redgrox3060]

I guess

[@azumarill1403]

5:06 That was adorable =]

[@michaelgraham9774]

Tycho seems like the type of dude who's not allowed within 80 meters of a school

[@nettlesomenpc889]

I think you meant to say zoo

[@moronichybrid]

@@nettlesomenpc889 what if he meant Tzu?

[@ImGazu]

"I do not like ghost...." *turns away with a look of sadness*

[@thinkkirby9025]

(Was some random SUPER NOT SCARED guy

[@alex91849]

"Sometimes i also get nightmares. A man does not go home to his wife and children."

[@gamecarnival2024]

I love that quote so much

[@SuperNintendoGameboy]

It costs $400,000 to play poker with Heavy for 12 seconds

[@Artur-xd6ve]

That made me laugh

[@GPATheScout]

So the heavy uses rounds with a classified diameter so enemy team cant use ammunition, BUT you could be a pyro, run over a dropped minigun, and have like 5 liters more of classified fuel.

[@slosh7072]

He uses what little fuel is left to set the ammo on fire, then stuffs his flamethrower full of it and starts blasting.

[@walterplacer49]

I have a friend that brings you hot spies, he's name is Pyro. XD

[@mechalo5271]

Just real quick: the spy is hot in this case, because it is on fire.

[@MacAndCheez3]

*"HE"*

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

Oh not as good

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

That's Awful trap in this one dude

[@insentienttable]

Kind of ironic when the Heavy vs Pyro update was a thing back then

[@TheNorthlander]

"...you will take care of ghost for me..?" "You betcha!" "...I likeyou tiny rabbit" NAAAAAAAAAAWwwwwwwww

[@Sophix_37]

FR!!!!!

[@centersolace]

02:31 Boy, that's relevant now that telltale is gone isn't it.

[@polish2945]

Yikes

[@someclearskychilling2678]

@Dywix The company that made the game

[@colekitty1992]

"you mean punch your groin face in the face groin?" freakin lost it!

[@pgj1997]

Strong Bad: Ba... Max: STOP IT!!!!!! Strong Bad: Nang

[@SpongyMemeSauce]

these are really good games just for the conversations alone telltale is gone but people can still continue the thing if someone gets the license to the series

[@tuesday2thursday198]

Spongy Meme Sause I loved telltale

[@icychillgaming8494]

Like the Sam and Max remasters!

[@Gamma7DroidSecurity]

To think Heavy is probably the most sane person at that table is kinda astounding.

[@The_D_ray]

Strong Bad blaming TellTale for adding him in a point n click adventure is just awesome.

[@caustin850]

6:42 Max (Sam & Max): STOP IT!!!

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

Nang.

[@GibusWearingMann]

"Now look buddy, I'm a hacker. That means I cause problems."

[@cryyourfear]

Funniest Game ever Max, Tycho, Strong Bad and Heavy are my favorite characters in fiction ever as well as Brock, Sam, Ash, Claptrap and GLaDOS as well from Poker Night 2

[@demongar2870]

I vote rick for next game.

[@bluehat3673]

@@EdWillEd dude just imagine the scout playing poker, guy would brag about his cards

[@gaidren254]

The sequel should have had Sam, homestar or strong mad, scout and Gabe. The new roster was fine but I liked the franchises of the original better

[@slosh7072]

Tycho and Heavy have a great dynamic.

[@lastxwriter]

"You, shut face." I'm going to have to use that from now on.

[@dbelow_1556]

Heavy: "ya like Huey Lewis and the News?"

[@SolidKirby]

The Heavy's voice is kinda cool, really. He's just not screaming in a sandvich-fueled Minigun-spinning rage like we're all used to.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Thanks for uploading these videos.

[@Redfire085]

"And also, sometimes nightmares, a man does not go home to see his wife and children." Aw, heavy is sentimental with his killing. Good man!(i think)

[@ItsSkaTV]

No-Loser Candyland can potentially be the most awesome, or most horrifying game of all time. We'll never know.

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

ItsSkaTV The only way out of candy land is to lose No Loser candy land would last indefinitely

[@MooVeeMan]

"Mr. Weapons." I love that.

[@sonicman2346]

The Heavy likes Huey Lewis. My kind of guy.

[@dogman9230]

That's dope right...the Huey Lewis reference was sweet.

[@CJRodgers]

@lapkine77 Heavy isn't the brightest of lights. Something tells me he's just guessing on that. After all, sometimes the TF2 menu will say 'Give him a shot' when referring to a record involving the Pyro, and will sometimes say 'Give her a shot' as well.

[@DSFARGEG00]

Fun fact - based on Sasha's stated weight and RPM, it's prooobably around 20mm.

[@Vargras_]

@tenpinbowl12 There's actually an identical sound file that says "her name is Pyro" instead of "his name is Pyro" Damn you, Valve.

[@ChibiHoboProductions]

I laughed so hard at "Mail order your sister..." BECAUSE IT MADE SENSE!

[@nastynate4916]

Tycho: how do you do anything remotely interesting with those hands? Strong bad: you mean other that punching your groin face in the face groin? 😂😂

[@DiannaFranzie]

blue heavy listens to ipod, and red heavy listens to walkman XD

[@jjzgamer5507]

"Besides punching your groin-face in the face-groin?" I love you Strong Bad!

[@metalheadrebellion]

".....groin face in the face groin"

[@liamfunnyman6965]

Strong Bad: The "big beefer," The "morning pukies," the "dirty sweat-sock..." those are the drinks of champions! Me: Coach Z drinks them too.

[@Wraithbored]

@LolPantsYahav The spy calls the scout's mother "ma petite chofleur" which means "My little cabage". ;)

[@CarbyGuuGuu]

@SlashedInHalf Telltale has some love for Nintendo, and even Valve, despite not making any games for Nintendo systems, some of the voice actors in TF2 also had voice roles in Nintendo games, and some sfx from Scout when he drinks Bonk are taken from Super Mario 64.

[@MrHappyRandom]

i saw the pyro part coming when heavy said "Hot Spy"

[@TheAmazingTachan]

I looove Max's "STOP IT!"

[@KyoushuAbunai]

heavy talking about ghost = heavy talking about headless horseless horsemann. In the Halloween Picture involving the classes and the horsemann, the heavy was in the front.

[@twiggimus_prime]

"How do you anything, you know, even remotely interesting with hands like that?" "You mean besides punching your groin-face in the face-groin?" I laughed so hard my roommate thought I was dying

[@ganjalf27]

Pyro makes best French Toasts...

[@Banaerz]

Imagine if instead of Heavy and Strong Bad we got Pyro and The Cheat.

[@TheDestroyerComics]

i believe heavy is the only character without a telltale game

[@TenkanVlog]

This is soooo hilarious to watch! The chemistry between each other is priceless.

[@trainguy111]

You know, I think there should be a Dangerisque 4: Dangerisque meets Sam and Max.

[@superkeijikun]

When I get kill, I get honor of team. Sometimes, I get nightmares. A man does not go home to wife and kids.

[@RyuBlue]

@KyoushuAbunai It was also Zephiniah Mann from the 2009 halloween event.

[@EngieSaysNOPE]

"You mean besides punching your groin-face in the face-groin?"

[@RickJaeger]

@Warkera; Heavy is from Team Fortress 2. Strong Bad is from Homestar Runner or SBCG4AP. Max is from Sam and Max: Freelance Police. Tycho is from Penny Arcade.

[@KowalaMan404]

that hot spy part cracked me up

[@GiratinaofFury]

There are some great lines in this.

[@dekaks.4724]

9 years... 9 fucking years This is bruh moment

[@xxinfinity00]

Huey Lewis: he keeps spirits up

[@Arcktick69]

Strong bad: so, max, your like one of those poke-mans rights?

[@hatad321]

He means nobody can copy the Heavy's gun because he uses custom made ammo, but this dosn't explain the Blu Heavy .

[@kirbystarwarior]

I vot for Strongbad and Max to be the eleventh and twelfth class as well.

[@megapichu123]

when heavy says i like you tiny rabbit look at his face right after he says that xD

[@djnforce9]

Strong Bad is the funniest by a long shot.

[@alenisdone]

I think Strong Bad did a James Bond reference...

[@LJ550]

I would play as a "Tycho" class in TF2.

[@cdmaster35]

I KNEW IT!! HEAVY IS 80's MAN

[@TheNintend64]

This game is the definition of 4 wall breaking

[@eteru2669]

4:00 Max, use Luger!! 5:56 he good? 6:28 my favorite PKN 1 quote 8:22 👀

[@Dashreddah]

This is freaking hilarious! I love these characters

[@QoVoCGaming]

WHO EVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS! I'm really curious , are all these the original voice actors for every character??? if so that's incredible!

[@amoungthefree]

@SUPERBORINGMAN Tycho is a character from a online comic called "penny arcade"

[@SuperMegagamer46]

i wonder... did he get the deserque too?

[@Rubberman202]

ROFL "I have friend who can get you hot spy, his name is Pyro", freaking BRILLIANT!

[@YourAverageZiggurab3798]

Tycho and heavy are freinds change my mind

[@tylertoon2]

WORK THE CLASP

[@QoVoCGaming]

This is genius, you guys really need to keep making these

[@governor_explosion]

@TheAmazingDom He is. He just sounds a little different cause it's not his yelling voice. Compare it to "Meet The Heavy", the parts where he's more calm.

[@auburn_flare]

@SwedenSpeedway "I LIKE TO GO ON DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U..." Subtitles make it all the better. XD

[@moregan101]

GROIN FACE IN THR FACE GROIN

[@Sophix_37]

6:36 Banang

[@PennyDreadful1]

That is pretty much how i imagined Tychos voice sounding. Hmm

[@Growlzagra]

Heavy folded as he was thinking of his sandvich lol.

[@redwrench42]

"How do you anything... y'know even remotely interesting with hands like that?" "You mean BESIDES punching your groin face in the face groin?"

[@CPTHAP]

Oh man, you're gonna totally murder the King of Town, aren't you? OH WELL~. Fucking lol.

[@sun5621]

"I like you tiny rabbit"

[@Magiczlo]

BANAAAAAANG

[@KhaosTy]

"you're one of those poke-mons?"

[@LiteTheIronMan]

OTHER THAN HOME-STAR-RUNNER-DOT-COM, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FAVORITE WEBSITES, MAX?

[@JTFlamerider]

"Aren't you 10?" "You. Shut Face." Also, that sandvich song sounds suspiciously similar....

[@Zinkquer]

I thought tf2 took place in the 60s or 50s so how dose heavy use a walk man those didn't come out until the 80s I think also him listening to hewy Louis that's epic

[@SoloWingSpitfire]

That Huey Louis line cracks me up everytime

[@jefelix2010]

Who knew Heavy is a fan of Huey Lewis

[@TheNorthlander]

@sightswiftlifter Heh, hell yeah! "-Slash store" Silence.... Inoccent smile. Epic.

[@thesilversupporter]

If they make Poker Night 3, they HAVE to put Gabe from Penny Arcade in it!!!

[@heavy_ang_patay]

Oh boy. There won't be a poker night 3. Not now, not soon, not ever. Rip telltale games.

[@trickymander]

@PirateNaziZombie we need to take note that If pyro never takes of pryo's suit, pyro's team will think pyro is male due to pyros body shape and voice

[@GamiCross]

@Larathen It's the same Voice Actor- when he starts to get angry and shout you can tell- but when trying to speak normally, it sounds odd-- like Arnold Schwarzenegger giving a political speech...

[@GamiCross]

@SonicMegamanFan He doesn't say that last part all the time. There's quite a few quotes like that where they add something in or something else quips something. The few times I have heard it was when it was just Max and Heavy- and when it's just those two, their dialogs get VERY buggy for some reason. Past the point of them speaking two lines at once and out of order.

[@E_blanknamehere]

Heavy bought a Walkman even though his "Line of work" takes place in 1968

[@Pogiforce]

@SentoKishiet they refer to the pyro as both he or she, read the pyro's description. so even if the Heavy says He, it's not necessarily proof of the Pyro's gender.

[@BLUTONIUMBERRY1]

I thought that Heavy weapons is giant man when it comes to killing tiny men. He's afraid of ghosts!?

[@TheNorthlander]

LoL... "WHEN I AM ON THE INTERNET!" XD

[@garysnail123]

In case anyone didn't get what Tycho was saying at 7:40-7:55, his class is The Player.