Conversations in Poker night at the invetory

These are just some of the many quotes in poker night at the inventory, I recommend this game to everyone who is a fan of poker, the heavy or games in general.

[@pauldeddens5349]

"Bunny, i will turn you into hat" That explains alot

[@doom1987]

Made my day

[@georgeinastrachan9394]

15:22 when you don't get the succ

[@vuxuanbangpham3658]

Paul Deddens can you tell me how to play this?

[@mdalsted]

I think it was going to be part of a longer conversation. I remember the following lines sometimes randomly playing during some parts of the game. *Max:* How about I just sit on your head and shoot things? --and-- *Heavy:* (rubs his chin in thought) ...This is good idea. Someone in programming messed that up, I think.

[@Filipokerface]

And there is where Max's Servered Head came to TF2.

[@congaalien7130]

Heavy is terrifying in many ways, but there is something strangely endearing about the way he acts in this game

[@zoelio999]

Interesting to see how he behaves off the clock?

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

from what ive seen hes endearing in stuff like the comics too

[@qwerty_ops1246]

Yea, heavy is actually rather intullectual, he just lets loose when he’s fighting

[@pyromancerprincess1900]

Yknow i have to totally agree with you, until you get to 11:23 and he tells the story of how he tortured an engineer... then it’s just like.... woah. It kinda just hits like a truck how little empathy he feels, and how sadistic he is... like, even medic who is very obviously a total sadist, shows empathy and compassion towards his team in the comics and towards his doves. And that takes a level of empathy, and empathy is universal. And here you just kinda see that, heavy has none. He has compassion, but no empathy, and that’s scary

[@DigitalRRS]

@@qwerty_ops1246 that and he cannot speak English that well

[@largerodney6464]

I love how intellectual yet chaotic heavy's lines are. Like going from "sometimes I get nightmares, a man doesn't get to go home to his wife and kids." to "OH I LOVE HATS!"

[@eteru2669]

Y e

[@fletch52004]

Good question

[@gungisgrand225]

He is canonically both an intellectual and a sadistic psychopath

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@gungisgrand225 sadistic but not a psychopath. Hes fucked up but he's no lacking anything

[@PootisPenserPow]

@Frogger if I remember right, he has a PhD in Russian literature, the only team member canonically better educated is Engie, who has 11 PhDs

[@PseudoPayton2]

"The game has been on Steam for like 3 years." Now TF2 it is a decade old. Holy shit.

[@ihave80hp]

6 now

[@liamgoshdanglewis873]

ihave 80hp ???

[@ihave80hp]

Yea plz ignore my dumbness

[@theawsomecheese9714]

It is 13 years now

[@theawsomecheese9714]

(The description shows the year of poker night released in and I combined it of what Tycho said how old the game is from poker night’s year of release and I compared to the year 2020 and TF2 was released in 2007)

[@hanro50]

"His name is Pyro, he can get you a hot spy" -Heavy

[@heavy4141]

yes both types

[@frostd-4448]

don’t let the artists see this

[@aguynamelex3146]

What if Pyro has a sister who is a spy

[@wilkinkelly4124]

Spy:fire fire

[@diamondlover85]

Plot twist: Pyro *IS* the hot spy!

[@ghostofhinawa]

I absolutely love the fact that Heavy refers to Strong Bad as “Tiny Heavy.” It’s adorable.

[@saltsaltius9831]

Heavy: do not talk to me or tiny heavy again

[@StinkySeaGoat]

Holy shit Hinawa’s ghost is based

[@SometimesCreator]

"Strong and Bad"

[@DarkSCPDisguised8945]

Strong Bad is always my favorite.

[@beanzilla9513]

“Sasha kills people I presume” “No” “Oh?” “We kill people”

[@BUnitMN-T]

*COMMUNIST INCREASES BY 5*

[@meatman2203]

Spoken like a true comrade.

[@perhapsawhitemale8144]

You know heavy’s number? I need him for something. Us communists work *together.*

[@thescarredsinner895]

RUSSION ATHEM STARTS PLAYING

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@perhapsawhitemale8144 nothing a crocket to the face can't fix, ya damn bolshevik

[@DOT107]

We then learned that Heavy is a total badass in the comic, can successfully infiltrate bases discreetly, Street smart, and has a Sister, which Soldier is currently banging.

[@SunnyyDayzz]

Kinda makes me uncomfortable that Soldier calls her *SON!*

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

The Radio Demon Eh, it’s more just a mannerism, perhaps flandered from a drill sergeant’s lingo.

[@SunnyyDayzz]

@@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 that actually makes sense

[@inkstar7521]

Imagine if Soldier came to this poker game. “ THESE ARE NOT CARDS! THESE ARE INSULTS TO AMERICA! “

[@thelunchking4069]

Sadly soldier can no longer bang heavy's sister Rest in peace soldier

[@Tacoyme11]

"I sometimes dream I am killed. There is blood everywhere. But then I wake up and realize this is ridiculus. No one can kill heavy weapones guy." Deep tf2 lore right here

[@trevorcloutier9006]

I didn't get it at first, but now I know why is he always having nightmares.

[@lpgvault9670]

"Noone can kill heavy" Yeah sure...*shows sniper,spy and uh a soldier with the direct hit or also known as scout b gone*

[@isapu1948]

I know next to nothing about TF lore Can someone explain?

[@Tacoyme11]

@@isapu1948 not really related to the lore, but this quote basically says thats mercs (at least heavy) remember each game match as a "dream"

[@Gun_Metal_Grey]

​@@lpgvault9670 You: 🤓

[@danny3xeer]

this feels like a weird friend group roleplaying

[@unknownguy334]

Do you know who these characters are? Most people don't remember Sam & Max, or Strongbad

[@jacksnacc6145]

@@unknownguy334 I only know Heavy and Max.

[@thepincult2763]

I know Max, Strong Bad, And Heavy

[@CoolPlayersVic]

It's unsuprising that no one knows Tycho

[@Pablo-yu9mc]

Max: 12 year old Max: 15 year old Tycho: 19 year old Heavy: That one 30 year ols

[@siamwse]

“you’re a girl, pledged to a sorority in college and learned to make that drink there” is such a shit-eating way to tell someone they have boring taste in alcohol, i love it

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

13:21

[@0megaFan]

Poker Night is so... Strange with it's selection of characters. I had to look up Tycho and learned he's from a webcomic? There's absolutely no theme connecting the characters at the table and I love that.

[@congaalien7130]

Fun Fact: According to a conversation from Poker Night 2, there actually is a bit of theme with the four characters there's one from a video game (Heavy) one from a comic (Tycho and Max) one from a TV show (Strong Bad? I'm not too familiar with where he's from) and one from a movie (???) now that I look at it, this logic really only applies to Poker Night 2 so what do I know?

[@thefreelancequeen]

Amoriozzi yes, but the game is based off the penny arcade webcomic

[@samuelchurch5124]

@@congaalien7130 Strong Bad is from a flash cartoon that's been running since 2000

[@nightwarper1760]

Conga Alien I don’t think max was from a comic, I think he’s from a game. Strong bad is from a web series called home star runner Edit: apparently another comment says the game is based off a comic

[@The_Marine708]

@@congaalien7130 dude Sam is from the point and click adventure mystery games Sam and Max, which was created by TellTale Games

[@LyleVSXyle]

Tycho: The Wiseass Heavy: The Aggressive Type Strongbad: The Wildcard Max: The Chatterbox

[@alexanderbarilleaux6268]

The Player: *The Freaking Spy*

[@wilkinkelly4124]

@@alexanderbarilleaux6268 That player is a spy

[@berthaortiz9126]

Maxs severed head-goes well on scout

[@wilkinkelly4124]

@@berthaortiz9126 AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@berthaortiz9126]

@@wilkinkelly4124 yes his head is literally a hat in tf2

[@StanleyRose]

14:31 The conversation between Max and Heavy is adorable.

[@DarkBear]

IT IS 😭

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

Heavy has PTSD from scream fortress

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Later - *Makes Hat Out Of Little Bunny*

[@eltaquero23]

No

[@Iamacertifiedsandvich]

H e a v y w I l l m a k e h a t f r o m y o u l i t t l e b u n n y

[@mohammednegm4007]

12:40 Reminder that Max is a sociopath and canonically had no problem with burning kittens, and even he couldn't believe the shit Heavy just said.

[@Andrez834]

@Eileen Ramirez That was from the first episode of their 90’s show “Sam and Max Freelance Police.”

[@FurryMcMemes]

Right? Max is batshit insane yet even he was shocked

[@AbsoluteDingus709]

Well to be fair, Mercs like Heavy likely do that sort of thing on the Daily Basis

[@budgetcoinhunter]

Not all rabbits belong in cages... but I think this one deserves to be on a plate.

[@mohammednegm4007]

@@budgetcoinhunter The problem is, he'd probably poison himself first for the express purpose of killing you. Because why not, y'know?

[@atsirdsart7386]

"Why does everyone think I like Tetris?! It's just stacking!" Heavy pretty much stated exactly how I feel about it.

[@jayryman5310]

Agreed, I personally like Tetris, but I don't think all of the new editions are necessary.

[@helpimlostatwalmart3443]

I think that he says that because of Tetris being a Russian game.

[@Anonymations]

^

[@louisryan5815]

@@helpimlostatwalmart3443 is it a Russian game? I thought the music was just Russian

[@atomnum9]

@@louisryan5815 I think it's actually just the music

[@jt0n]

max reading the script off the screen at 25:25 will always be precious

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

It looks as if they forced him to advertise the website and he's not happy at all about that

[@vintagememelord8168]

Iconic 23:04

[@spydyeguymy]

I always considered Max to be the insane one, but then Tycho starts talking about animals.

[@ramiroortiz1459]

WispMaster I know he's fucked in the head

[@fanoffiction3669]

Luigi Master No I’m pretty sure he’s just a furry

[@Imtheauralolnou]

That's otherkin you're thinking of lmao

[@freyathedragon899]

Imtheaura Zoophiles are the ones who want to fuck animals. Otherkin are people who genuinely believe that they’re reincarnations of fictional characters and fictional/nonfictional animals. Otherkins can result in either being a very passionate furry or cosplayer, or being a particularly fucked up zoophile, with zoophiles already being particularly fucked up.

[@hazel_tea]

@@fanoffiction3669 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Grampa_Swood]

''The spy is hot because it is on fire'' ''Oh'' ._.

[@nathanielrincon7907]

"not as good"

[@Grampa_Swood]

Nathaniel Rincon no it ends here

[@nathanielrincon7907]

Sandvich Sandvich I love you Sandvich!

[@keeganwilson7017]

Grampa Swood or that spy crabs are too dank for yee normal eyes to behold

[@mdalsted]

+Grampa Swood No it didn't. Did you not watch the video?

[@pieman2435]

"the first 20 minutes of Rocky IV." fucking great

[@luftwaffle173]

What happens in the first 20 minutes?

[@conman087]

@@luftwaffle173 fighting or something

[@kiwi-kucks]

@@luftwaffle173 Russians-

[@thetrophygamer3606]

@@luftwaffle173 I think Ivan shows his strength and I think fights someone and wins in a single punch? It’s been years sense I’ve seen any rocky movie

[@luftwaffle173]

@@thetrophygamer3606 nice

[@volkanik3070]

"I will make hat out of you, little bunny." And so he did. Max's severed head. Then scout mains dyed him lime green. Poor guy.

[@mythnokthewolfbat]

thank you hot spy creator

[@Weird_Cat_Thingy]

Either lime green or very bright pink/magenta

[@derphater6140]

aw man. it was so funny when i saw your comment

[@methanolslurper]

@@Weird_Cat_Thingy Pink as hell paint

[@shadydaemon4178]

Like Scouts are ultimate salt mines.

[@hatandhoodie_]

Aside from the bunny hat thing, Heavy's and Max's friendly conversations are weirdly wholesome.

[@kylebroflovskishat69]

*yes*

[@thepizzaguy8477]

"I like you tiny rabbit"

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

Let’s forget about him breaking the finger of engineer one by one and shoving reach down throat

[@e-cap1239]

@@tavishf.degroot8181 And shoving entire handle of wrench down throat while engineer tries to call for help.

[@lify3299]

“I will make hat from you little bunny”

[@toonkid5196]

Best part about this game, you don't have to know who these characters are to enjoy the conversations.

[@snakezase2998]

Max: Sam and max freelance police Heavy: team fortress 2 Strong bad: home star runner Tycho: penny arcade

[@shigerufan1]

@@snakezase2998 And then the 2nd game had: Sam: Sam and Max Brock Hampton: Venture Bros. Ash: Evil Dead Claptrap: Borderlands Glados: Portal (dealer)

[@appsa44]

@@snakezase2998 thx u 😭

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

It’s true, way back then I only knew that Heavy was a big guy in a shooter I never played and that’s it, had a good time anyways

[@Kirbman]

And knowing who they are only makes it better.

[@professionaldaft7403]

Heavy and Max work so well A small white American bunny with a pistol who is also verbose And a big bulky Russian man with a mini gun who does not speak English well Both being psychotic

[@theshart9246]

Professional Daft but we already have the scout

[@Trone2]

I like the fact that Sam and Max referenced TF2 in "Sam and Max Season 3 Devils playhouse" and that TF2 referenced Sam and Max by having both Sam and Max's gun as well as Max's severed head. These 2 do work well together.

[@mr.nazareth4501]

Heavy doesn't really sound like a psycho, he's well spoken and feels some kind of remorse when he kills people sometimes (the nightmares)

[@kevintravers3988]

I love his “I like you tiny Rabbit.” During when Max mentions the ghosts. Way he says it is just so wholesome I’d totally believe they’d be sweet buddies.

[@The_WhitePencil]

@@kevintravers3988 and then he cut his head off dor a hat

[@thedeergod435]

Tiny heavy. Yes? Do you get the nightmares? Perhaps the cutest thing I've heard all day

[@tisiphone9217]

+*YayDude123* yeah! One time we had an entire lobby of heavys who cuddled up in a building and ate sandviches for the entire round

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Whenever Strong Bad's smolness is brought up is adorable to me.

[@callmefox630]

NOMNOMNOMNOMNMONOMNOMNMONMONOMNOMNMONMNM

[@newcristianhabean5801]

Your profile pic is Mettaton and Monstro mixed together finished with a cool hat.

[@joemusfox]

new cristian habean Jotaro's hat*

[@Downshift1-6]

So Tycho has a animal fetish, strong bad is just an angry mii charicter, Max is that one guy who gets reminded about the time he reminded himself, and heavy as usual has a psycho side

[@masonasaro2118]

All canon

[@yazidefirenze]

Heavy has PTSD

[@RealMashups2009]

I think it would go into zooph3lia t3rritory, actually.

[@luigimcdingle1951]

@@RealMashups2009 Baby, please, this isn't TikTok, you can say big boy words. You didn't even spell zoophilia right to censor it.

[@RealMashups2009]

@@luigimcdingle1951 th3 missp3lling was unint3ntional. And it's not c3nsorship, it's my Hom3stuck fan showing. Also what th3 fuck do you m3an "big boy words" ? If you m3ant to say I can't, goid job royally fucking up to put n't at th3 3nd. If you m3ant to say I can (lik3 you did) 3nlight3n m3 as to which sofistac83d words your maj3sty (/s) would hav3 want3d m3 to us3

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

"i am talking about Visions of endless suffering *DEAD DOCTORS, E V E R Y W H E R E* *S P Y C A N N O T B E F O U N D"* This may be the best thing heavy has ever said

[@aydenburgess905]

I do not like these jibblies

[@heatherdevaney3319]

As soon as he said that I read your comment

[@samuelchurch5124]

That's basically what happens when you're in a lobby with like 9 Bone Saw medics and a pre-nerf Dead Ringer Spy.

[@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298]

Mikhail Mcmorrow okay so I would’ve liked a team fortress taletell game now.

[@attackonponyproductions4927]

@Clay Clay same here

[@ProfessorHeavyTF2]

THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE! AND.. HE IS CRYING! I THINK HE CRIES OUT FOR MOTHER, BUT.. BUT.. THE WRENCH IS STUCK IN HIS THROAT! AND IT SOUNDS LIKE... [indecipherable]

[@daniexists6]

Professor Heavy THAT IS SOME *BEEP*ED UP *BEEP* MAN!

[@michaelsaylor9254]

***** Hes right XD

[@raymond5115]

+Oswald The Lucky Rabbit *Correction* THAT IS SOME F*CKED UP SH*T MAN!

[@ProfessorHeavyTF2]

I can't see *****'s comment..

[@daniexists6]

Professor Heavy I said that it was *beep* ed up *beep* man.

[@aitipsea3909]

The sparrow story is really sad Heavy loves killing stuff yes, but everything he kills is also able to fight back: monster bears, the mercenaries on the opposite team, the many halloween ghouls, Grey's robot army But he doesnt harm anyone who won't fight back, he hates the death of innocent beings, and hes even willing to give an honorable death to an enemy should they choose it Heavy really is credit to team

[@Unluckydood]

Outside of his job and “murderous tendencies”, heavy is a family man and really smart according to the comics

[@SpadeALay]

huh, no wonder why he didn’t wanna toss Dairy Queen to live at the house of strong

[@8bitbunnie936]

the sparrow story came up as soon as I saw this comment

[@pepsicola4718]

"Nightmares....Dead medics everywhere. And spy cannot be found!" Sounds like somebody is using a cloak and dagger.

[@peepuschrist5670]

nice fawful minion quote simon

[@natemanning924]

Oh god no.

[@mugengamerorsomethingidk4190]

AAAAAAAAAAA-

[@LordTyph]

It could get worse. The spy could be using the Dead Ringer effectively.

[@NotCon]

@@LordTyph PRE-NERF?????

[@Cysco8575]

12:37 Heavy: And i kid you not, but he was criying for mother, funniest shit i ever seen

[@JackChop]

🤣

[@thechargentarge1341]

*”that is some fucked up shit, man.”*

[@korbyntaylor8089]

All three were like D:.

[@salt5725]

He did kill his entire team so that's even

[@vicenzogames5535]

666 likes

[@ezkuzemoi8084]

It's so fucking random everytime I see Heavy in the frame, I honestly expect his model to have 20 fucking hats nd his limbs are glitched

[@available_moo4039]

Me too, symptoms of too much sfm

[@marialuke2116]

yeah, seeing Heavy's model acting normal is so bizzarre...

[@AmbiguouslyAnonymous]

I love Max's face of pure terror when Tycho is going on about the Giraffe xDD It's a side of him you don't usually see.

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

That's a good throwback to Tycho's comic involving his web browser history and his wife.

[@PIZA5039]

28:01 I read this comment before getting to that part and oh boy

[@shrek_4_fan]

Comic pls.

[@thedimondtimbs7297]

he worries that he's next

[@UnclePhil6705]

If it's enough to scare Max, *run.*

[@alexmason4390]

Spy deserves to be here.

[@JohnSWeekley]

+Jonny Ly Most if not all the gang deserves to be here. Should have one big table of poker with all 9 classes.

[@ichwitoek9669]

+PrimeWeekle That's a bit excessive. Randomly generating four players from different franchises and having, like, three TF2 classes seems like a better idea to me. It's beyond me why the same people are playing poker over and over. Although, of course, acquiring the licenses would be a whole other story.

[@SoloMael]

+PapYTP Or they could just settle with the first official TF2 spin-off: Team Fortress Poker!

[@elichalfant941]

the spy was here

[@urmommy5]

1:34 Heavy mentioned spy

[@anthonyoliver418]

I like how the Poker Night series does one thing better than most crossovers, it has decent character interaction, making it more character focused than conflict because the character interactions are the focus of the non poker side of this game series.

[@the-letter_s]

Tycho normally: just a dude that has a website Tycho when someone brings up mammals: **HEAVY BREATHING**

[@eteru2669]

Lmao

[@LegoBootyClapper]

☝️he thinks this comment it's unfunny and he's totally not laughing.

[@graycrest806]

Wait what is Tycho's deal? Is he into beastiality or something?

[@the-letter_s]

@@graycrest806 it's a mystery :')

[@graycrest806]

@@the-letter_s Oh God I've never even heard of the guy until now and I'm already terrified of him XD

[@failedmemeshelpme]

I love how strong bad insults telltale games

[@Trone2]

Strongbad also tries to get Max to rally up with him since they made 3 seasons of Sam and Max (point and click adventure)

[@KeedGmaer]

I just got to that part when I read this lol.

[@warpey5632]

11:22 As an engineer main, I will never look at heavy the same way again.

[@goolecauc4193]

Tf2 diehard fan alert

[@aarongaming617jung9]

Man the engineer shoudnt have used the Minnie Sentry

[@stghost825]

Man when you got max shook it’s pretty messed up

[@takuminightcore1886]

Yeah, it’s super messed up to even the point of strong, bad having to point out that is some fucked up shit man

[@Dell_Conagher_the_real]

He must be lying

[@neuffstuff8613]

28:13 Max gets terribly disturbed by Tycho's zoophilic paraphilias

[@werce9120]

Max's "D:" face cracked me up

[@emmetmurphy5751]

Tycho has a fetish for necks

[@epistemological]

i love how he is speechlessly disturbed like twice during this, one during Heavy’s story about the guy with the wrench in his throat and the other when Tycho talks about his whole… thing. I was already super into Sam and Max, but both poker night games have made me want to get into the franchises of the other characters too lol

[@a.k8185]

He turned into a noir psycho, temporarily.

[@potatobugz]

TYCHO'S WHAT

[@biguglybucker]

"I will make hat from you, little bunny." *Max's Severed Head*

[@UNSTABLE_Silver]

That was the last time he was seen

[@alanavalos6645]

That’s probably why there where no more episodes

[@samtinkle9076]

@@alanavalos6645 _Laughs in Saves The World Remastered_

[@nigerianthunder]

Exactly the joke and reason why they made the hat

[@therealrobkoa]

@@samtinkle9076 but its the same thing but remastered

[@void1824]

12:40 max is horrified. I think that says something about heavy’s life if you know Max’s character

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

In all honesty that isn't too far off something he would do.

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

You gotta love how heavy is the some of the most psychopathic, to the point where even max is scared, while also being the least insane most of the time

[@Spingus33]

Just a note, Max has no problem setting kittens on fire.

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

@@Spingus33 I know, I mean hell just the stories he tells on this video alone makes me know he's a psychopath, which baffles me how horrified he was

[@lpgvault9670]

No you silly he was terrified cause heavy literally *SHOVED DOWN THE ENGIS WRENCH ON HIS THROAT TO THE HANDLE AND RIPPED HIS FINGERS*

[@Pixelcraftian]

“what’s no loser candyland” “I don’t KNOW, LOSER”

[@mrmidnight8578]

Wow you're even here!

[@prometh3us28]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@magnumbeefus]

God, here too? You really are everywhere. You, that owo guy, and justin Y.

[@lpgvault9670]

Lol Ahem ... "Then i put wrench in throath all the way to the handle" *true russian laught moment* There is blood every where xd And the engineer is crying *more laught* I think he cries for his mother *again laught* But...but...the wremch is stuck in his throath and it sounds like *immitates chocking sounds* *nore laught* Isnt i the funniest thing?"

[@cringejuicedavidson8288]

Candyland

[@furiousfinch1587]

34:32 I love how Max remains traumatized for a good while in the background as his brain struggles to process what he was just exposed to.

[@kbecker3020]

I also like how strong bad just looks at max for a brief moment concerned for max.

[@cyantile5490]

Heavy: Bunny, I will make hat out of you *Later* Heavy: I like you Tiny Rabbit!

[@ryanthered2060]

I think that’s a reference to A hat in TF two

[@electropunk334]

@@ryanthered2060 its literall name is "max severed head"

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@electropunk334, I'm impressed how Heavy managed to hunt down Max off screen if this were the case. While most certainly not the level Bugs is at, that Rabbit still has some Toon Physics on his side like hammerspace (That's what Tycho was referring to when he was referring to Max's "Hollywood Magic")

[@hobowarrior8818]

A typical Russian.

[@upsil0n91]

The way Tycho talks about hedgehogs and giraffes makes me uncomfortable.

[@firewall5189]

if you havent noticed it makes *everyone* uncomfortable lol

[@upsil0n91]

@@firewall5189 ...A Fair Point.

[@blueducky1]

The music completely stops on the hedgehog talk.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

I was more so baffled as Max was with the Giraffe segment... Like what the hell? XD

[@agoatheadbaby3512]

It's probably a reoccurring gag in the original Penny Arcade webcomic. He's seems to be a low-key zoophile.

[@shrapnelhead4694]

"You will take care of ghost for me?" Heavy is so cute

[@tisiphone9217]

+*ShrapnelHead* agreed. One time we did team of heavys vs team of heavys and we all cuddled up near a campfire and ate sandviches.

[@Wolf_Medic]

Yeah he is

[@VanguardEndeavor]

23:02 And this is the part that made me realize heavy is one of the smartest on the tf2 team only after Medic and of course Engie

[@temkin9298]

Heavy looks stupid acts stupid but is NOT stupid.(I wonder if he ever wrote a book and his views on russian literature.) By the way how does he use his russian PHD? Medic is quite crazy, knows biology but completely relays on magic(srsly his medigun is insane. Makes you think that medic may be able to make immortality machine without any australium. The guy poured blood to supplement his teams blood loss from buckets and they lived!.) Engi is the most grounded guy, has the brains to build and is quite subtle in his madness.(most of what he built comes from his family tho) Pyro is an economical genius.(Made a company sour in the market. Perhaps the only one that wouldn't need any assistance besides the filfty rich spy. He be sad tho no fire.) Demo is a chemical expert(only for bombs, it would be cool if we got how he adjusts his bombs and if he was able to make other kinds of bombs. Like C4s to AP Tank Rounds, other wise not so smart) Spy is a perfect vocal pretender.(He is able to do all the cast) He might be able to sing very very well( or at least mimick songs). Scout is......yeah, scout. Aside from his athletic achievement , he is normal(for a sociopath mercenary) Soldier is well we know how he is and that's all that matters (paranoia, insanity, lead water)

[@craneisthename]

@@temkin9298 scout could probably make it as an Olympian runner or as a long jumper

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

@@temkin9298 gotta admit, soldier is a very good at strategies and has high battle intelligence I also always wondered, how spy can copy any voice but still has accent

[@brokenbreaks8029]

Poker night is not canon.

[@tf2scout394]

damn your gonna do me like that

[@thecanadianbeast4858]

“ A man does not go home to his home and children” damn heavy you have a lot of empathy for the families of the ones you kill

[@justanotherchannelwithauno7580]

Mercenary with a heart of gold. That's what i love about him.

[@X-SPONGED]

Well, his dad died in a Gulag and he practically had to raise his family on his own. So, I think him having empathy to a family losing their patriarch would be understandable.

[@PeptoAbismol]

at least he gets a cool hat, sometimes.

[@boopsdoops]

i mean they do have that immortality machine thing, we never do anything where he kills people that _dont_ come back with the exception of maybe the saxton vs mode its a sweet sentiment but if they respawn anyway its no biggie right

[@shrubbins2846]

Heavy though, he fears for medic dying, that’s kinda sweet.

[@perhapsawhitemale8144]

Heavy cares for his medic.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@perhapsawhitemale8144, In the comic he was literally one shoting the veteran Classic Heavy, he literally called medic *_"My Friend"_*

[@perhapsawhitemale8144]

@DAMIEN RODRIGUEZ *You soulless monster...*

[@perhapsawhitemale8144]

@DAMIEN RODRIGUEZ Indeed I did, *jerk.*

[@chesceaktv889]

Friendship at its finest like what humanity should be. Take that Tumblr....(Tho I have tumblr myself)

[@philosophichuman1507]

12:40 you know it's bad when Max looks shocked.

[@sargentsteve7148]

You should have seen his reaction to tycos talk about giraffes, he was genuinely terrified, who's the psycho now?

[@mysticxjuice]

Even max was like "tf"

[@saiyanscaris6530]

@@sargentsteve7148 timestamp

[@samuriecooper1005]

I just love how shocked Max is an I can’t stop laughing poor rabbit is mentally scared from both war loving heavy & giraffe obsess Tycho

[@dragonITH-nk3yk]

@@saiyanscaris6530 27:42

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

I love how they had to sit Heavy and Tycho together. Everytime Heavy is slightly hostile to Tycho, he chickens up.

[@thechargentarge1341]

”Wait, I’m not implying that i’l…. *s h i t”*

[@TKMM99]

28:25 Heavy's story feels a bit overlooked

[@matthewnoybn6656]

Sad.

[@billcipher9344]

Actually says a lot about his character.

[@qreuesant-4349]

@@billcipher9344 He makes himself appear very prideful to the enemy team but deep down he is calm, content, and humble.

[@captainvafeas9018]

I mean, he did what Strongbad asked. It was a story of senseless violence.

[@shely_D7vil]

saM ?

[@bacca4813]

12:40 Max's reaction to that was priceless.

[@RabXML]

It's even more priceless when you realize that Max is a sociopath who usually *loves* this type of stuff.

[@tylerbivins9807]

​@@RabXML you know it's f***** up with even Max is disgusting

[@crangejo]

Love how Heavy is the only one who does not break the 4th wall

[@grumpyfroggy8247]

15:00 I expected the Heavy to questioning why Tycho, who wears a blue shirt, is dating a girl with red hair and make some unnecessarily deep statement about forbidden love or something.

[@inkstar7521]

Aren’t Blu Soldier and Red Demoman best friends?

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

I never got why Tycho freaked out. As Heavy states several times, he's on RED Team. If she had *blue* hair, he should be concerned.

[@athan13590]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 That Hilda is a spy!

[@JosephFlores-yn4yi]

@@inkstar7521 im pretty sure there is just 1 version of the characters They just change teams

[@seka1nix]

Tycho: Nothing like their elegant ungulate sisters, the giraffes. Max: Huh? Tycho: You know what I'm talking about. Those slender necks? Max: *even more confused* Huh?? Tycho: So long and muscular.. you just want to wrap your arms around them.. and then, maybe your legs, just to see what it feels like Max: D: Tycho: I just wanna get up there and, just sway in the fucking wind! No..? Is that not..? Okay. What's even funnier is that Max keeps that terrified expression after the conversation

[@thetarr2]

PTSD

[@Devilsblight86]

Tycho is a fucked up individual.

[@manoftruth0935]

Devilsblight86 with some closet issues when you realize that 90% of giraffes mating is a male asserting dominance over another male. Nature is weird and Tycho is weirder.

[@eteru2669]

@@benjamintoulouse7052 But Max, you don’t even like girls

[@youtubehandl]

@@manoftruth0935 I think the descriptor for tycho is "zoophile"

[@officerspider7996]

I like how Heavy is clearly on the red team but when Tycho was talking about his girl and her red hair he said “No no heavy she isn’t on the other team, don’t kill her” As if he were blue

[@Cloofinder]

Can't help but think if that was a typo on the writers or it was intended lol

[@lastchanc3stars]

​@@Cloofindermost likely intended, because as far as I've seen Tycho is incredibly dense

[@henrynelson9301]

I think the joke might be that Tycho is the blue one but it’s still confusing

[@DoomDutch]

12:42 the fact that even Max was like "wtf" says a lot.

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

Exactly! It takes a lot to shock Max.

[@markus_378]

tycho’s face has the “really” expression to me

[@cyanity1017]

When you shock even Max that's when it's extremely fucked up.

[@Fiddlewinks]

27:42 for Tycho traumatizing Max.

[@davidthecommenter]

you know you're fucked up if max is making the D=

[@tomas_crusader1756]

There are furriea and them tycho

[@ember.seriouslycant2612]

I was Max when I first saw that scene

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

22:07 Is this still, by far, the most amount of in universe acknowledgement of the respawn point in anything TF2 related?

[@axiesem]

Well it’s not canon.. both poker night and respawning

[@albertdutzman8292]

@@axiesem respons are Canon according to the comics,its a machine made by Dell (the engineer)

[@soap1391]

​@@albertdutzman8292By Dell's grandfather.

[@SirenVA]

Emesis Blue:

[@mrpsychoshawn1925]

@@SirenVAdamn it, you said it before me

[@Snavels]

0:09 Why am I just now realizing this is a stylized version of the Team Fortress 2 theme?

[@Menchii_bug]

Oh wow never realized that

[@sethbigboy324]

thank you wise one

[@mynameismattfirered9276]

Its on spotify guys

[@sethbigboy324]

@@mynameismattfirered9276 bet

[@Muhammed-ko7cp]

also at 11:23 the song from Meet the Engineer plays

[@Vansen_Ann]

I’m actually surprised that the heavy is afraid of ghost even when he fights pumpkin headed zombies, Giant floating eyeballs, and magical wizards.

[@corvanj8766]

I mean, it's probably someone you killed coming back as a spirit I would get scared if I couldn't harm what I fear. But this is also coming from the person afraid of a dude in a gas mask

[@openmindedgamer8923]

To be fair, that THING is pretty scary.

[@zoelio999]

You can't exactly solve a ghost problem with a gun.

[@ZoruaMaster]

It's not that surprising considering you encounter ghosts in TF2 and when you approach one, you get stuck into a scared and defenseless sort of animation.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@ZoruaMaster yeah cool reference

[@laughingsfxbutveryfast4054]

I was dying of laughter when Strong Bad completely cut Tycho off with just a "YEAH YEAH, I hate you whatever."

[@Denominov]

"I guess I could join your team of ruthless killers and lame hat-wearers and watch you get grenaded by 8-year-olds" Strong Bad predicted the Über update

[@zigeal]

Max's face stayed shocked after Tycho's giraffe lust, lol.

[@enbybunny9940]

Ah yes a gay Rabbit from a point a click adventure, a ruthless mercenary with a heart of gold, and the guy from lost. I can already tell this is the best game ever

[@crossedpawsgacha8702]

I like the details you mentioned, but you missed out the most likely psychotic part

[@zekeram129]

Also Strong Bad.

[@ahmeliuh]

tycho isnt from ctrl alt del :( hes from penny arcade

[@whenthe9818]

You can’t get the game anymore

[@friedbeanz3953]

@@whenthe9818 *SADNESS NOISES *

[@friedwater6519]

Some say they’re still waiting for The Player to deal the hand to this day

[@TwoFacedKid4]

I bet after this video they all pointed their guns and granola bar at the player and told them to deal already.

[@N30-h8t]

Tyhco is weird

[@void1824]

Where’s strong bands gun?

[@crazisaturn2274]

Granola bar?

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

I can't like it when it's at 420

[@thefriendlyenemy7908]

I love how Matt Chapman was so adamant about Strong Bad not swearing that he actually said the word "bleep" in the recording booth. And Tycho, you watch yo mouth

[@dahla1919]

I love what the characters call each other. Strong Bad's spectrum of nerd-based nicknames for Tycho, Heavy calling Strong Bad "Little Heavy" or "Strong and Bad". My favorite is Max calling Heavy "Mr. Weapons"

[@chrisb9179]

14:50 Genuinley heartwarming.

[@temkin9298]

Is that you spy?

[@moronkey]

finally realized he was referencing spy

[@fluffigefledermaus218]

@@moronkey O- because of the cloak? AAAA WHAT A GENIUS! (I am a bit stoop, forgive me)

[@thsoup2353]

they’re so respectful, nobody else talks or interrupts when 2 characters are talking or when 1 character switches between select ones during conversation

[@ghost-mactavish4730]

Heavy likes to talk to wrestler dude, wrestler dude likes to talk to the tycho? Guy, tycho guy likes to talk to max, max likes to talk to heavy. The circle of conversation

[@Drinklessworld]

Gloria Christopher "Wrestler guy" is Strong Bad

[@goaway4443]

Jack Meed Wrestler dude is actually strong bad from Homestar Runner

[@squashhead9180]

11:22 That is SFM worthy

[@memebrain2177]

gmod is better and way already made

[@spytf2real]

@@memebrain2177 where

[@caveopp7708]

@@memebrain2177 where

[@horatio2560]

@@memebrain2177 where

[@vinboi8053]

@@memebrain2177 WHERE DAMMIT!!!!

[@kaelisprime9087]

I love how Heavy's lines were written by Valve (I think), so a lot of his lore comes from this game. One of my favourite parts is how he's afraid of ghosts, much like in the Scream Fortress maps whenever the ghost appears.

[@Bluestlark]

Do you know where you found this information?

[@kaelisprime9087]

@@Bluestlark Tbh, i heard it from a video essay about the poker night series

[@henrynelson9301]

I don’t think the writing cares too much about making perfect sense in canon if it has lines like Heavy knowing the Videlectrix game Where’s An Egg

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

28:25 Strongbad: "Alright big pretend killer man, tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!" Heavy: "When I was boy, I was at camp being trained in many ways of combat." Max: "Assassination camp for kids! Oh, this is gonna be good!" Heavy: "There was sparrow sitting on fence, snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife. The boy runs away." Max: "And then?" Heavy: "I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave." Tycho: **Sobs** Strongbad: "That's not even a little bit funny, man!" Heavy: "No...It's not."

[@KennyVo120]

Definitely one of my favorites from this compilation. 😢

[@TheTruepanther]

Perhaps that's the only time he ever has experienced senseless violence, and the rest he knows of or has given justification to?

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@TheTruepanther Whatever the reason, it was nice to hear the big guy open up a little bit.

[@typryor2227]

And yet heavy thinks this is top comedy 11:22

[@polskastrong8558]

@@typryor2227 Well the engie was fighting him, the sparrow harmed no one.

[@alanadamoondemon4ever]

14:31 - It's really cute that Max is willing to protect Heavy from ghosts x3

[@themyofmy]

@Josiah Oliver ew a... what kinda hobbies do you have? CoD, probably

[@gabrielt.c]

@Josiah Oliver Ew someone named Josiah 🤮

[@clowneryAscended]

@Josiah Oliver Ew someone who has an actual name as their user.

[@plague9774]

@Josiah Oliver dude, calm down, furries aren’t the ban if ur existence. In fact, the ones I’ve met are really nice :>

[@lpgvault9670]

@Josiah Oliver indeed

[@TheLateMrBones]

I love how Stongbad and Heavy are able to converse. It’s just perfect imo.

[@fchef8370]

Man heavy seems like such a great guy when you don’t anger him and he snaps you like a twig.

[@thechargentarge1341]

Better not be engineer then.

[@crashdragonkoro6484]

@@thechargentarge1341 No no no. BE the engineer on his side!

[@enemyshadowdemon]

The fact that max is even in a state of shock after what heavy said makes me scared

[@lpgvault9670]

But...but xd the wrench is stuck in his throath xd and it sounds like:*choking sounds*

[@saltsaltius9831]

@@lpgvault9670 heavy: I kid you not funniest shit heavy has ever seen 😂

[@lpgvault9670]

@@saltsaltius9831 yes

[@awesomefox555]

Maybe it was awe

[@skrumbl3186]

To think in the same poker room, Ash, Brock, Heavy, Strong Bad, Tycho, Sam, Max, Glados, Claptrap and Steve were all there is Mindblowing to think it happened

[@TheKing-pz6de]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 12:40

[@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan]

Also 12:46: Damn bro you got the whole Homestar Runner fanbase laughing.

[@Wack910]

😟

[@TheTrueChuster]

I didn't knew the Heavy was a fan of the Sheik.

[@MrCubFan415]

FACK THE TOMORROW!

[@nprnilk]

Telltale’s self deprecating humor with Strong Bad is admirable

[@hotrodthe1]

Am I the only one that laughed at heavy's story about that BLU Engineer?

[@obsidiancakes634]

No, I was laughing

[@thedragonborn9027]

Obsidiancakes Who wasn't lol

[@WinterFox1000]

Marc Chiappetta I wouldn't mind seeing a sfm video of that event

[@joshriley2936]

+Hot Rod I was, too, but when Max, this phsycho-killer bunny rabbit, looks at him like "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??", you know that shit is messed up.

[@thedragonborn9027]

JustSomeGamer that would be hilarious

[@thedentist7096]

why is poker night the best thing i have ever seen

[@thelankgod8073]

The Boss you're gonna love poker night 2

[@mattfabbs]

16:38 Strong Bad just described TF2 in a nutshell.

[@tico9951]

someone make a sfm animation of the engineer killing heavys team and heavys revenge

[@noble6636]

Send this to the winglet

[@AMZingHADES]

The Heavy is Dead

[@tico9951]

@@AMZingHADES THE HEAVY IS DEAD?

[@AMZingHADES]

Yes

[@invenblocker]

@@AMZingHADES Why is the heavy dead?

[@jeefcake9269]

"I like you tiny rabbit" LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

[@denizena.40]

JeefCake how about "I will turn you into hat,bunny!

[@NychusX]

NONONONO That's Tycho's bit! Not Heavy's!

[@treese_]

This is actually some of the beat video game dialogue writing I've seen in a while, the characters interact so naturally and have such well developed personalities and chemistry. It's just so GOOD.

[@leyellowladybug4924]

SPY EVERYWHERE

[@georgeinastrachan9394]

15:22 when you don't get the succ

[@elvarchris481]

Ded?!

[@MrCubFan415]

Nice profile pic

[@panzerschiff9805]

ZE SPY IZ A DOUBLE AGENT!!!!

[@kharismaelzachariajabbarsy1962]

i could listen to them all day, and made me think what will happen if max really go to get the Force-A-Nature and use it as his primary weapon and i like heavy's story about engineer and looking at their reaction on him, gotta love heavy

[@wellifailed392]

If max got the Force-A-Nature it would be like x1000

[@samtinkle9076]

Honestly the FaN is just Max as a gun.

[@sauce7357]

12:38 you know you've crossed a line when max is scared

[@xandercage2107]

26:16 Makes sense why Heavy would make his ammo unusable by everyone else. But it seems a little bit impossible to make a bullet bigger than a .50 cal.

[@vguyver2]

The largest bullet I am aware of is the sniper round .950 JDJ.

[@matiasaguayo3175]

There's the 14.5x114mm Russian round (a bit larger than the .50) .950 JDJ, and the 20mm cannon round is probably the largest round that can be used on anti-materie rifles.

[@magtegi2]

Now imagine firing that in an automatic weapon the recoil would kill your arms

[@notsomethingsmart2246]

cockeroach given the size of heavys arms, I think he could handle it

[@Jason-hz6cm]

Not Something Smart yeah his arms are bigger than the torso of everyone at the table

[@bigmanjones2553]

I love this combination of unrelated characters, especially strong bad.

[@temkin9298]

Including heavy might have been a bad idea. Spy, Engi, Medic, Demo, Scout, Sniper, all are quite social. Pyro issss... Not recommend.He has to have someone who can translate his mumbles. Oh yeah he is actually quite sassy, ;D. Soldier is too much. Spy has vast experience and classy. Engi will threaten but a bit reasonable. Medic is a bit long shot but he can hold a conversation besides all medical 'accidents' talk. Demo is although violent, he has enough common sense unlike his teammates. Scout is ehhh.. able at least to talk? He does boast a lot and shows his ego to not get stomped over by stronger people. Is quite arrogant. Sniper is a lunatic cold blooded hypocrite sniper( he talks shit even tho he introduces him self as honorable and throws piss jars). As side from that he isn't that extreme. Seeing Medic would be a lot better. He can represent his team and game better. He has much past to dig and he knows everything about his teammates.

[@HyperkalemiaSineWave]

@@temkin9298 Heavy is literally the perfect representation of TF2.

[@kingtavish]

@@temkin9298 he’s literally the face of TF2 to most people. He’s the spotlight of the cover art.

[@agoatheadbaby3512]

I feel like the unifying theme was video game culture. Penny Arcade is a video game webcomic, HomestarRunner specializes in interactive Flash media (when that used to be a thing), TF2 is a multiplayer FPS game which has inspired a decade+ of fan content, and Sam & Max lended a helping hand in popularizing Point & Click Adventure games.

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Further proof we need Poker Night 3

[@Dafandill]

“I will make hat from you, little bunny.” Is probably the prime line of this entire video

[@gegnabean]

It’s amazing how these characters from completely different mediums, story’s, and settings somehow interact so well.

[@pugzzf]

ded doctors everywhere spai cannot be found

[@_imperiumromanum]

POTATO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE!!!! XD

[@pugzzf]

Alexander Papa i dont

[@_imperiumromanum]

+Potato Are Kewl Most of your comments are old so yeah

[@pugzzf]

Alex Attack yeah

[@_imperiumromanum]

+Mike Bob ewwwwww

[@nastynate4916]

A decade later and I still cannot get over the fact that strong bad, heavy, and Max are in the same room chilling and chatting like dudes

[@CrimsoNoobie64]

Max: Funny Strong Bad: Confident Tycho: Dirty minded Heavy: Could literally be anything

[@lpgvault9670]

Heavy:the violently kind guy (2 reasons why i say this:1 he brutally killed engineer...2:he is kind with max kinda)

[@cateyedboy4168]

Tycho: psycotic zoophile