Polandball 16: A Sixth Collection of Shorts

Merry Christmas, here's a second video.
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History Flashback by Mylenn
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Canada's WMD's by Billybin
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Cultural Differences by Hoovy_Bird8
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Lost in the Forest by Mylenn
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Music:
Russian Medley by Deluxe489
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Zelda vs Gannon (death grind) by CasketGrind
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Tred. by FrozenSheep
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N.sndwch-Hockey! Yeah! by NickSandwich
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Ultima Lord British's Throne by XayberOptix
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StarSpangledBanner Guitar Solo by Kor-Rune
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Bright Stars by ShinsukeIto
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[@stir-fryblob]

'I'll just destroy his culture' wise words Canada.

[@dootless3819]

We're not sorry.

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

200th like

[@somethingelse7399]

Maybe we should chill out a bit

[@rommyjoj326]

101 of being colonial

[@aleck420]

I like how texas outs a gun to canada

[@lenabena300]

I knew those Canadians where hiding some mass evi- *_door gets kicked down_*

[@patriceturner7045]

FBI open up

[@DevanK-rg3td]

as a Canadian I would like to apologize for saying sorry to much, but also you will have to come with us. sorry

[@witheredbonnie9268]

xseleniumx I will help you

[@deeznuts-kw6yv]

As a Canadian myself I am extremely sorry for saying sorry to much but I’m sorry that we will have to take you away to interrogate and torture you to know how you know such classified information. TAKE HIM AWAY!

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Meme King I will help xseleniumx escape you and turn 🇨🇦 into the 🇺🇸

[@thermslusitania1151]

Serbia:Germany is talking to another country Poland:who Serbia:Russia Poland:0_o Me: this is going to be 1939 all over again

[@Bananappleboy]

Poland: Germany and Russsia is talking, o Boze, it can mean only one thing: Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact 2.0 They want attack me and kill. And partition again, ##### why it of happening?!? D: Serbia: Uhh... Russia: hi what yuo guys doing here Poland: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN Serbia: Uh, poland is scared of you russia.

[@africanofalltime]

WHERE THE FUCK IS POLAN!!!!!

[@user-qi7qb6vw4d]

Bananappleboy World Poland I am back :)

[@samanthadaugherty5666]

It was actually the soviets protecting poland from the NAZIS

[@ilikeapples1824]

I died at "FISH FOOD"

[@solerities]

Ok when is ur funeral

[@jakes1566]

F

[@ilikeapples1824]

@@DeerMapping???

[@ilikeapples1824]

@@solerities in an second

[@ilikeapples1824]

@@jakes1566 F U

[@drjvoices]

Canada, the most forgiving country, but he'll mess with anything he wants

[@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian]

Everyone:*using guns to defeat each other in war* Canada:*Destroying the enemies culture*

[@KnowNot_Name]

I’m not afraid to use it Canada

[@claymore484]

Of course

[@fpcxenos3788]

I'll destroy your culture too. Don't test me.

[@KnowNot_Name]

Fuck this shit I’m out*Shoots myself in the head*

[@ottovonbismarck6644]

Cheese curd and gravy hot dog.

[@theshrimplorde3969]

@@ottovonbismarck6644 no thank you :)

[@jackattacsd.5520]

Texas with the gun, OMEGA LOL. Merry Christmas (and now new year)from the glorious state of Texas!

[@jakebeaudry3888]

Merry Christmas to you too! Now you know the true nature of Canada. From: A Canadian in the glorious province of Ontario!

[@KnowNot_Name]

And merry Christmas to y’all from down here in Houston Texas

[@J_Araw]

Jake Beaudry spare our state plox you can have Alaska (no offense people from Alaska)

[@jakebeaudry3888]

@@J_Araw Nah, I wouldn't hurt America unless they try to do it first. Alaska might be a generous Christmas gift though (And a lot of oil..).:)

[@jackattacsd.5520]

Well, it’s the 26 and it’s 68 degrees outside. Guessing it wouldn’t be pleasant for Canadians.

[@AA-zv1mu]

Poland: so what languages do you guys have Philippines: tagalog Japan: japanese Britain: english America: simplified english 😂

[@kajetankotyniak9486]

Poland: polish!!!

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@@kajetankotyniak9486 ok?

[@brokennp666oof3]

check all the languages.

[@randomuser5732]

Colombian spanish

[@nuklearra1581]

In U.K: Tea In U.S: *FISH FOOD*

[@j4xxonl]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@MsMariyarose]

At least we get fish for the fish and chips

[@bobjames03billybob58]

It really is Christmas

[@vanhai6259]

tea=fish food

[@chevysilverado1721]

Yup for the fish

[@iNSOL3Nc3]

boston tea party intensifies

[@krieg8943]

"...With russia." *Poland has WW2 flashbacks*

[@thermslusitania1151]

Hey leave my buddy Poland alone Poland is a good country politically full culture you dare Touch Poland I will kick your ass you commie Pig

[@drmustafa3538]

@@thermslusitania1151 wtf !!

[@randomuser5732]

@@thermslusitania1151 nationalist detected

[@coopereddie9612]

Guten tag polen

[@ManCheat2]

*Germany talks to any other nation* Any nation seeing it : OH GOD THEY ARE GONNA KILL US AGAIN

[@SonsOfLorgar]

Or Sweden

[@kyohisro1]

@@SonsOfLorgar wait a damn minute

[@eevee3900]

1:35 You forgot maple syrup with snow

[@verdessence]

2:23 polandball, czech republic and israel does not like camps

[@wagadooger]

LMFAO

[@shanehannigan7895]

Oh I just got why

[@zollinarthemagicalseal692]

FUCK NAZI GERMANY

[@stir-fryblob]

Bc of WWII concentration camps, and the fact that Germany, once the heart of nazi is leading them to a camp.

[@Texan.Insomniac]

_oh no..._

[@JacatackLP]

THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT OF ALL

[@zoransivacki4323]

Finaly Serbia!🇷🇸 Thank you!!

[@Eli-ds3wh]

Poland attac Poland protecc But most important Polandball bacc

[@thegreatboi8357]

Texas = hand gun

[@blactivity4911]

isnt florida a gun too

[@chevysilverado1721]

adrian.mp4 yes

[@marekprzybylski7802]

Seems legit

[@tuicaslacaz2713]

1:21-1:35 what is this madness 🇨🇦 Canada

[@markmartinez6317]

The moment America grabbed Texas i couldn't help but laugh. XD

[@thatstorygamer2711]

I died over the fact Canada can destroy cultures!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@rayhana488]

“Chips” “Fries” “Crisps” “Chips” “Tea” *”FISH FOOD”*

[@j4xxonl]

LOL

[@Hasdy]

1:15 *oh no*

[@jagandeepsk]

It’s a Christmas Miracle!

[@epicjaxon8500]

“FISH FOOD” I’m dying!😂😂

[@jakebeaudry3888]

1:21 Lol, I'm a Canadian and I find this funny!😂😂

[@spar22]

me 2

[@dootless3819]

We even scare the USA. Those commies don't stand a chance. Not sorry.

[@dootless3819]

@John Boudreaux Well, we must be some CYKA BLYATS then.

[@feared1631]

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦oh Canada

[@user-pl7dl2cc2w]

Btw I'm russian ally I say блать and just run

[@22ndcenturyschizoidman]

the "russian medley" is actually Farewell of Slavianka

[@noone7286]

1:35 texas is a weapon itself

[@jjthefbsoldaccount]

1:05 Usa: how are you gonna protect yourself from the soviets Canada: destroy his culture Usa and Soviet union: what? Canada: pinnaple on pizza was no mistake. I have horrible versions of everyones food. (starts stating his horrible food counterparts) Soviet union: Bye Canada: (continues with his horrible food counterparts) Usa: get the hell away from me

[@pixeltine6886]

It was actully Блядь{fuck}.

[@jjthefbsoldaccount]

0:07 Serbia: Germany is talking with Croatia. OMG THEY ARE GONNA KILL ME! Poland: no, Croatia won’t kill you Serbia: Germany is now talking to Russia. Poland: What? OMG THEY ARE GONNA KILL ME! Serbia: Bruh

[@TSN4152]

1:39 favorite part lmao XD

[@cow1816]

1:30 (Sweden kicks through door) Sweden: *BANANAS* *ON* *PIZZA*

[@dootless3819]

Not impressed.

[@SonsOfLorgar]

@@dootless3819 with curry, peanuts, chicken AND pineapple...

[@SanFrancisco49er85]

1:50 THE BOSTON TEA PARTY THE ANERICANS VELIEVE THE TEA IS FISH FOOD HAHAHAHAHAH!!; AND BRITTAN IS SO MAD

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

2:23 I get the reference! >~

[@Bomboclaat010]

Everyone does

[@verdessence]

Nazi concentration camps

[@mohdpushiriyono6903]

@@verdessence wrote on the phone

[@hyper4306]

2:01 poland is not yet lost 2: oh no poland is of lost

[@zoltanvarga2203]

Tea-FISH FOOD XD

[@idrinktoforgetbutialwaysre821]

That moment when u see my country in any countryballs video makes me happier then when im passing my exams (im serbian)

[@markmartinez6317]

I was happy seeing my state being used to threaten Canada (I'm Texan)

[@idrinktoforgetbutialwaysre821]

@@markmartinez6317 i lov Texas

[@idrinktoforgetbutialwaysre821]

Wait idk how to spell it

[@idrinktoforgetbutialwaysre821]

Love*

[@Fezcon]

Serbia on the thumbnail.I click.

[@balazsvagybalazs5296]

Christmas miracle

[@chrisretro8599]

America holds Texas up lmao

[@federativemapperholiday1580]

I died at when germany said "We will lead you to the CAMP"

[@turtleruski1915]

1:51 IN THE LAND OF THE TEAAAAAA

[@cocoarabbity7053]

And thats the reason why Canada has never lost a war...

[@fpcxenos3788]

Don't test me, I will ruin your culture in a 3-course meal.

[@slavskeleton1503]

WE PLAY HOCKEY ON THE SAND!

[@mohdpushiriyono6903]

@@slavskeleton1503 3

[@EthanJaye]

@@slavskeleton1503 That's nothing! We play hockey on water.

[@slavskeleton1503]

Philippine Republic HA YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD! WE PLAY HOCKEY IN THE SUN!

[@user-lg1pk9ej8x]

No u

[@frostyfrontier]

Wow this is amazing!

[@addisondeweese2646]

I remember reading all of these on the app :") thank yooooou

[@thienpham7335]

in UK say chips and USA say fries UK say crisps and USA say chips UK say tea USA says.... FISH FOOD

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

We didnt notice tysm

[@masteranonasfs756]

It's in american revolution war

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@@masteranonasfs756 lies

[@masteranonasfs756]

Watch american revolution at oversimplified channel if you don't believe me

[@masteranonasfs756]

@@lazarjovanovic4388 I forget when the year but club called SON OF LIBERTY poured tons of tea into sea watched by crowds

[@mik75i]

Canada: Ive got s* copy's of all food evreyone eats Us: pulls out texas when texas pulls out gun* Also Us: I dont wanna see you anymore. PART WHEN I DIED

[@stellar_yt]

Merry Christmas!!

[@Nam_Kit]

Country Name: Canada Power: *knowledge of food*

[@dallas9397]

Idea: Secret peace talk meeting WWII, Britain and France sit down. Nazi Germany: Ok, I’ve been expecting you. So, about the land. Britain and France: Sure, as long a- Czech Republic: Sorry I’m late gu- Britain: Wtf are you doing here? You werent invited! Czech: But this is my la- Britain: Get out dog! France: Mmmhmmm! Germany: Well, I guess yes?

[@stevenlittrel2648]

1:15 I’ll just get a cultural victory

[@masterchiefyoutube2516]

2:27 I thought that was Prussia

[@mote8636]

Poland:I like sitting in bushes Serbia:ok

[@xWatexx]

When you don't have a gun, so you pull out Texas instead, who has a gun.

[@apasserby5217]

Comrade

[@bluefoxy6478]

Americas secret wepone, Texans with guns, canons, pretty much any weaponry.

[@-ineoi-166]

I feel like Florida should have been used... it looks like a gun... Shooting hurricanes

[@WesImlay]

δμsκ & Dawn need I say more

[@rafaelgames720]

pvz comic: pea shooter: *planted* zombie: WE HAVE TO CONE THE PLANTS *a lot of gatling peas and torch wood planted* all zombies: *PEACE WAS NEVER A OCTION* who know what is plants vs zombies will know this

[@slavskeleton1503]

The god is back

[@hallowedscorpion3884]

1:36 is my favorite moment lol i fucking love how Texas just showed up like hes gonna do something with that pistol lol

[@siiberianian8336]

Molotov Ribbentrop? waitwaitwaitwait that gonna cause war

[@du_nut_tuch_me4230]

Pineapple on pizza was no mistake. I have thousands of shittier versions of everyones food. Cheesy Chicken Chili Carbonated Vodka Lettuce-shell taco Crunchy tofu Olive sauerkruat Mustard on foie gras Chocolate coated spaghetti Broccoli noodles

[@pixeltine6886]

Блядь *runs away*

[@jjthefbsoldaccount]

US: Get the hell away from me

[@SomewhatHyping]

Broccoli noodles are great

[@tloikj3985]

when your croatian and its your country first: *i like this this is cute*

[@SabreTheWolf]

Pine apples on pizza was a mistake

[@jakebeaudry3888]

Yes, that's one thing that disappoints me as a Canadian..

[@Texan.Insomniac]

As a Texan: *pulls out M1911* _DELETE THIS_

[@verdessence]

I have thousands of shitter versions of food

[@theshrimplorde3969]

would you like... bananas on pizza?

[@SabreTheWolf]

@@theshrimplorde3969 no

[@cockfucker69]

YOUR BACK!

[@mallelyk]

americas weapons texas and gun

[@arcadeplug3189]

Britian:Tea! America : *FISH FOOD*

[@the7screw]

2:18 well that got dark

[@spicyleaves8876]

The last one killed me

[@VapautSG]

I get it when Germany said I will lead you to camp.... Oh lord not again

[@Floradoc1]

USA: *Holds Texas* Canada: ... (Mind of Canada: Oh no)

[@michaelchristidis8658]

I just got back to this video after 2 years and I dont remember the shitty food versions of Canada being this hilarious

[@errorninja1019]

1:21 (insert custom boss music here)

[@delayanimation423]

0:48 I KNOW! I KNEW IT!!!

[@wdlightning2151]

Merry Christmas

[@tamatsu119]

1:22 - I can hear Nostalgia Critic's yelling YOU ARE SICK CANADA!! YOU ARE SICK! I'M AFRAID OF CANADA!!!

[@andersonvelasquez3339]

merry christmas everybody hope you had a good christmas

[@serbslav6519]

wow this is great

[@Rainb0wzNstuff]

Merry Christmas. I hope fish don't die of tea

[@svmtune]

1:51 FISH FOOD!!!!!

[@junehazel7946]

dont be afraid guys! we'll lead you back to camp *everyone: holacaust flashbacks*

[@user-kz3xs3xq2l]

1:34 USA: *_Holds out a Texas_*

[@nightstar4330]

This day is a wonderful day when polen is around

[@deadchannel2811]

Lead you to the camp? Oh wait cra-

[@qwertyuiop-vo1zv]

1:21 to 1:38 fave part

[@zerosabs3603]

2:20 wtf Germany

[@oscartobaroatmeal6734]

U.k.: Tea USA: Fish Food I absolutely lost it!

[@vanhai6259]

in britain they use tea for drink but in the greater good america they use tea at FISK FOOD

[@78zorica]

Zdravo! :D

[@officerxzt4449]

i laughed so hard i fell of my chair at fish food

[@feared1631]

1:20 Canada calm down 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

[@kazakhstansquar7905]

1:47 uk chips says wanker lol

[@jithejoke7847]

The most evil Poland's side would be like: *Poland Yeets in Germany's birthday party, slaps Germany, stoles birthday cake, and jumps out through window*

[@Bananappleboy]

And then germany kills him before he could even escape.

[@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian]

@@Bananappleboy german, i stead throws poland out after he killed him lmfao xd

[@kaiser2823]

The soviets run when the vodka is turned against them.

[@_b_girl_yt_]

Amazing just amazing! 😌✌️ 🇵🇱❤️🇷🇸

[@VelimirVelisanski]

Screw poland and you

[@qivia7606]

1:27 don’t forget my favourite, gummy worms on pizza 👍 (I am a Canadian :)

[@3hoodies]

1:46 Walkers....I see what you did there...

[@gilbertmcglurk2591]

*I'll lead you back to camp guys, wanna sing the campfire song*

[@rafaelgames720]

ME: CANADIANS MAD *door opens* me: oh sh- *dead* canada: HAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH