Polandball 8: America's War Stories

America's war history, as told by America, to some little red and white ball thing.
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[@prsg_derpycocoasoldaccount8547]

*Poland* "So you set yourself on fire?" *America* "Yup." ............................. ...................... ...................... *Poland* "Then what?" XD IM DED

[@alfredjones4669]

XD

[@jarrkot]

I thought Poland was gonna set itself on fire.... I polish btw

[@darlenekhin]

That Indonesia flag Poland is upside down indonesia

[@aredpandahREAL]

No reconstruction

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

Monaco -.-

[@thatfox1005]

Poland: *yea he is cardyboard* America: *exactly...... wait he's what?* America: *that doesn't matter now anyway*

[@solozide2707]

Vat za fuck

[@popIar]

Mamamia.

[@exelierxe.e]

world war :v

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

Monaco -.-

[@exelierxe.e]

@@thelastsliceofbread4098 🇵🇱 :)

[@j.bproductions5424]

“Who do you fight when you’re already the best?” *thinks* “france”

[@holliebaker6472]

Well sometimes yes

[@frenchpower193]

I was like WAIT WHAT

[@mrrizzy7006]

@@frenchpower193 He wants Paris

[@ethangamerhiggins5859]

1:10 1812 The White House Get's Burned by UK and Canada US: nah that didn't happen

[@ack5493]

Ethan Gamer Higgins You know what I’m not mad it’s okay Canada.

[@megatraybolxouuuuuuu]

Canada existed in 1867.

[@artisnoteasy6422]

Just ignore that point in history

[@6pathsa.e903]

Canada never- it was the U.K- Nevermind bud.

[@devinavant368]

Was not Canada just UK

[@Windows11Official]

I WANT THOSE GLASSES

[@solitive3636]

Young Thinker - iuvenis animo dang it I was going to say that! XD

[@justinneilson1263]

The glasses are called Aviators

[@juicynoob6966]

No.

[@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776]

Well you can't...

[@Hervef]

What if the glasses will be never created... GERMANY WILL RULE THE HOLE WORLD!!!!!!

[@Thelonewanderer352]

Dude the CSA scene with that music makes it even more funnier

[@JNtheGamer]

Txtspeak get back here you little shit

[@uss_pekka847gaming5]

I think I know you from somewhere

[@APerson-jf4ls]

BloxGamerz O shit some black guy about to vote

[@justNort]

where

[@flarefoxxx6605]

@@justNort *Set Confederate America on fire*

[@vorosgellert5606]

U.S.A : Who do you fight when ur already the best? Poland : *thinks*....... FRANCE?

[@chrislamb2427]

Poland ball you forgot the French and Indian

[@krishgajula4224]

I’m Indian

[@madmanlolzmc5429]

3:05 America: What’d I miss? Britain: About 2 years

[@lewisn6790]

This should be renamed to how Americans see there war stories *VIETNAM FLASHBACK INTESIFIES*

[@NobleS1236]

Eh. Most of us accept the Vietnam war as a failure. It's really only the Baby Boomers and the generation before them that don't see it that way. Most of us think that victory was possible, but not worth the cost.

[@Los_HermanitosCruz]

Djinn Iblis yup

[@ishthewall1915]

To be fair we did carry hard in wwII

[@blepblep854]

@@ishthewall1915 technically we did....but the Soviets sacrificed far more than anyone else. They were the reason D-Day was a success. If Hitler hadn't declared war on the Soviets. WW2 would be completely different. One event can change everything.

[@jenniebrunk]

@@blepblep854 eh kinda but also it was everyone against the axis no one was the top country we all lost in a way and 50 mil ppl died usa took out japan italy was easy to take and hitler sucked at strategy. France was easy to take and so was most others. So if someone were to say "America" or "the Soviets were the reason we won ww2 no. One. Won

[@reylimesa4019]

Why not ask Vietnam

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

sponge bob Vietnam killed 58,000 Americans

[@Kevin_Tapia]

America doesn't like to talk about that

[@wickedonezzz6702]

Northeast India in details but who has a napalmed country not us lol

[@aearnsh467]

Atlas Productions America still lost, isn't Vietnam sill communist too this day, casualties aren't everything. If they were then Nazi Germany's beat the Soviets

[@Amir4christ]

Yes, Vietnam is communists but they align most with the U.S. or "The West" right? Yes they do. Casualties actually are everything unless you have enough to spare (Soviets). Germany did beat the Soviets in Battles but lost the war to the Allies and Comintern. World War II left the Soviet Union, especially its western regions, in a catastrophic state of ruin. The U.S. never lost that war.

[@killme678]

Can you make a sequel were Brittan tells what really happens

[@germansempire416]

Marc Gretton it would be like this Poland: Britain how are you so stronk? I ask Murccia but he keeps lying :( Britain: well son, take a seat and I will tell you about 1812. America: FUCK YOU DAD Britain: *sets the Whitehouse on fire* I'm too lazy to do anything else

[@imnothing1025]

William Andrews Technically it was a stalemate, but america got what it wanted. 1812 was started because Britain was taking American traders that traded with France Britain and Canada both fuck with America White house being burned by a cowardly attack Royal Navy sunk, by a heroic battle of both forces Britain realizes they couldn't take both Napoleon, and deal with America. Britain agrees to not fuck with America, and stops taking American traders ends in stalemate.

[@Tom-2142]

im nothing bias is real, it was not a cowardly attack, it was revenge for a cowardly attack on Toronto whilst Britain was already at war. Fighting a enemy who is already occupied with something by is the real act of cowardice

[@charitymusau3163]

@@imnothing1025 America didn't get everything it wanted. It had plans to push the UL out of North America. And plus the UK put very light effort into conquering the U.S.A

[@imnothing1025]

Really? Conquering the U.S.A (Battle of New Orleans).

[@kitcattvofficial9824]

3:00 the ussr and USA should have jumped in germany

[@vk168saurus_rex_yt2]

No

[@tdsap8985]

the wot player yes.

[@noahmations8211]

KitCat Tv Official nah just the USSR

[@itsclemgamerogdoms1clem773]

@@tdsap8985 Oh so your one of those people who thought the USA didnt do anything in the war.

[@fumiyamda9223]

@@itsclemgamerogdoms1clem773 Because they didn't do anything other than send weapons and supplies, send military forces to support D-Day, and kill over 200,000 people with nukes.

[@mdn737]

USA: Well, pop a squat young Poland Poland: But Im older... USA: no one cares Lmao

[@AScottish-AustralianM-84]

@United states of America They are 452 years old

[@BonBonneBonjour]

As much as I have respect for polish empire Polandball for some reason always looks to me like a kid and cute

[@rafhusa]

USA will be embarrassed when he talks about 1812

[@williamt26]

Why?

[@meltedicecreamsandwich]

daniel kempson No they didn't. It was a military stalemate; both sides' invasion attempts repulsed.

[@meltedicecreamsandwich]

daniel kempson It's alright. I thought they lost as well at first. That was the war when the white got burnt down though.

[@xjamesx7047]

Yep definitely though, USA's biggest mistake by invading his brother "Canada" 😞

[@willbrown3694]

The Pinnacle America started the war I'm agression, had negligible gains and had their Whitehouse burned down + never tried to attack "Dad" again. If the agressor does not accomplish its goals it is a defeat end of

[@Kezzex]

My history class right niw is going over the War of 1812. Lol how Convenient.😂

[@vinnyvin4287]

Then you would realize it was a stalemate, not either one could have won against each other, USA got it's way though, which was to stop british people from hijacking/killing american merchants to france

[@user-hv6gi9ux6z]

Well they wanted to annex Canada . Now if you look at present day then you will realise that annexing part ended rather badly

[@adamdesouza6153]

@@vinnyvin4287 +50% casualty rate on the american side... white house in flames... Canada not American... Royal navy blockade on America... Being turned into a second war of independence... yep "Stalemate"

[@jclark6749]

@Who said it was me? and now usa teaches uk to shut the fuck up.

[@jclark6749]

@Who said it was me? and other thing if united kingdom never wanted war with the usa then even fight it.

[@neverluckym8728]

Sounds about right.

[@loganmacdonald7600]

No it doesn't

[@neverluckym8728]

Yes it does.

[@ethannixon5868]

+Never Lucky m8 No, Britain, if I'm correct, lost half of the 38th parallel, and the U.S was stopped from invading Canada.

[@neverluckym8728]

Y u ppl take things 2 srs? u guyz don't get that it is a joke ╮(￣～￣)╭

[@MoonEXE_]

true your just joking

[@stfpl]

America:I'm about to get to the good stuff Vietnam:No I don't think so

[@saepeungian]

Vat za fu…… r.i.p

[@SuperROTV]

*what'd I miss?*

[@saepeungian]

USAball A lot ………

[@wickedonezzz6702]

Wow just wow

[@randomgamer6796]

USAball ahh you know *THE ENTIRE WAR*

[@cedriccanlas2717]

More like he fell on Japan in ww2.

[@xcreenzm8614]

I thought that it would be another episode of PolandBall's WW3 cuz of the song that was playing in the background but then I realized that it wasn't another episode

[@xcreenzm9829]

This is my 2nd account

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

hi im going around the comments letting people know that thats not Poland thats Monaco. if the colors were switched it be Poland but no.

[@nowtry4580]

2:02 "Oh shit a black guy about to vote" i die xD 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michellewalker9788]

But France 🇫🇷 did not died in world war 1

[@JLT0087]

When America tells the story France always dies.

[@skiteufr]

@@gabrielherman3004 euh not really, France fought hard against the Germans in ww1 and more than anyone else in that war by the way

[@krio1267]

Yea lol france is dead but still alive in france's heart

[@mundoazul1982]

Ye

[@PapaFlashFlud]

Also he got blitzkrieged in ww2

[@philippinemapping9326]

Also America Declare War My Country He's Good at War But My Country is Sad... I Was American Colony :(

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

Philippine Mapping You were a Spanish Colony but you speak English and Taglog

[@philippinemapping9326]

Ik I Was Part of Spanish Colony But Then Next is America Colony :(

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

Philippine Mapping But USA took over Phillipine from Spain.

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

You should learn Spanish

[@philippinemapping9326]

Hola amigo, estoy hablando español

[@sabribeser2268]

Americaball:who do you fight whrn you are the best Polandball:Vietnam Americaball:......DEEP VIETNAM FLASHBACK INTESTIFIES

[@locomotivesteam9334]

I Don't know if you know this but vietnam was a military ceasefire and Us won most of the battles.

[@BonBonneBonjour]

“Anyway”

[@plama8574]

2:30 France didn't surrendered in WW1

[@sir_shiba1201]

They made it inaccurate on purpose to make it funnier

[@petrosxantzis7788]

Don't forget it was the US who was telling the story.

[@standardised8260]

WELL WHO FUCKING CARES ITS A FUNNY VIDEO YOU DONT HAVE TO POINT OUT THE MISTAKES YOU IDIOT

[@12lindaann]

@@standardised8260 wel you dont have to be n ass

[@supremecommand4029]

That's true.

[@Saibot-wv9tb]

Ur conversations and emotions on theese balls Are 10/10

[@Ninety9Balloons]

Aw, thanks

[@Saibot-wv9tb]

Ninety9Balloons i mean it dude, youre really talented

[@ben.x]

i'm british and I still find this funny.

[@greatstephytheoneandonly5992]

ThisIsBait its clearly not in my opinion honestly saying USA will be embarreced of the loss under british rule for Canada and sounding like USA saved Europe in WW1 and WW2 its basically saying Europe is weak when they're not because Europe has been through many more wars than USA sooo...

[@ben.x]

Your comment gave me so many diseases because of your spelling. Yes, your comments about them saving WW1 and WW2 are true, and without the UK, Germany would have won, but you need to understand that this is just a joke.

[@imnothing1025]

ThisIsBait In wwi, without uk, yes we would have lost, but in wwii, we would have won, no doubt, with out American trade, in either wars, Uk would have lost, it's a fact. America was the sole mvp of wwii, we came from great depression, to carrying the team of the allies.

[@NebulaOldChannel]

Same.

[@aidan404]

im nothing you will probably never read this but you left us over two years without support in ww2 and in those two years without the uk we would have lost so the uk was essential in both wars

[@everettb0748]

By far my fav one keeps up the good work!

[@totallyaploy1824]

CSA part is the best. Murica, fuck yeah

[@despawn7793]

1:36 who do you fight when your the best Poland:The vietnam farmers

[@despawn7793]

@Resmi Anoop bruh that was America saying Who do you fight when your the best And the joke is Poland said the Vietnam farmers because America lost a lot of people from farmers creating traps and ambushing the soldier in the forest with their gun

[@despawn7793]

@Resmi Anoop didn't you see the timestamp that when America said who do you fight when your the best

[@Lama-ip7zg]

that CSA part... definetly not racist tho.

[@MoonEXE_]

Yep definitely not

[@flyingpirate0456]

Not if it's about yourself ;)

[@dakari2027]

Lol but it’s actually not

[@Lama-ip7zg]

Matthew Robben im not black.

[@gaiusoctavius5935]

It was funny as hell is what it was.

[@18idlesuggest]

Some nations that says otherwise: France Soviet Union Vietnam

[@bandvitromania9642]

And Canada

[@bandvitromania9642]

@Yyyy U gay wut

[@locomotivesteam9334]

@@bandvitromania9642 Canada wasnt independant in 1812.

[@bandvitromania9642]

@@locomotivesteam9334 Dominion of Canada then?

[@locomotivesteam9334]

@@bandvitromania9642 Canada wasnt a dominion untill 1867 when it became independant.

[@spaacey4667]

2:27 dud France didnt died in ww1 it was auctually the one with Britain and USA who fighted well and defeated germany

[@taylorwigner6433]

As an American, that revolution scene is historically accurate.

[@ingdjr5573]

The beginning of the Native American disaster

[@awesomeduck7022]

You know him? Yes, he is cardyboard. Exactly, he's- wait what? (Edit: Okay I was not expecting so many likes. Thanks! :D)

[@williamt26]

I need to shit

[@bicuber8399]

William Perry why did you have to say that

[@williamt26]

because I needed to shit at the time

[@awesomeduck7022]

Oof Lord thanks

[@SipEnt08]

*Yes*

[@haksi5683]

This is dope animation man 🤘

[@edwardharris2388]

This video is unequalled in its brilliance.

[@thienpham7335]

3:00 what did i’d miss again

[@alaskagyal]

1:16 I’m proud for my country, the U.K.

[@krio1267]

the white haus burned

[@hiddentreasure2161]

3:13 but Poland wait! you didn't even get to hear about the veitnam war!

[@muffins2gudforu666]

i loved this

[@sebastiandelatorre76]

You forgot about the Spanish-American war but still good video!

[@imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563]

Sebastian De La Torre no he didnt

[@charliemasson4287]

I feel weirdly offended

[@stickmasterinhisearlydays1621]

French Wine No worrys im Russian want to be alliesXD

[@teamcastro9187]

French Wine dude this is polandball not hetalia. You should be offended of Hetalia.

[@abigailketema5377]

2:26 and the thing is,that actually happened! America finally told the story right

[@krio1267]

The secound one is Wrong Soviet defeat Ww2 germany

[@DevanK-rg3td]

You know him? Yes, he is cardyboard. Exactly, he's- wait what?

[@krio1267]

UK is always keeping poland to clean toilet

[@QuarioQuario54321]

2:35 Us should have 48 Star flag

[@SipEnt08]

Stars of USA Flag = States *so you think theres 48 no there 50 did you include Alaska and Hawaii?*

[@SipEnt08]

K

[@SipEnt08]

.

[@SipEnt08]

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[@billnyethesciencefry2898]

Sipent08 America didn’t get its 50th state (Hawaii) until a decade after ww2

[@donahue7050]

As an American, I can confirm that this is EXACTLY what happened in our history.

[@torontocanada103]

1812 seems legit

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

*America looks at his gun with his expressionless face, makes his gun bigger* *Mexico Texas and California wide eyed, and Texas goes to America* Love it

[@thatfox1005]

Poland: "what about 1812?" America: *has a flashback* " that never happened."

[@astral9138]

Bonuses 1. the USA defeated the Spanish Empire in 1898 2. the USA defeated Philippines when the the US army (i dunno whats the name) fought against spain then betrayed philippine in 1899 3. the USA defeated japan 4. The USA fought in korean war and i think they won 5. the US fought in vietnam war and i think they back out( i dunno they won or not) not good at english

[@williamt26]

1)Yep 2)yep (wait betrayed?) 3)yep 4)nope (armistice (cease fire)) 5)yep (backed out)

[@xjamesx7047]

William Perry (2) yep (wait betrayed?) FYI: Americans had a deal with the Spaniards so yes, they betrayed the Filipinos 🙁

[@williamt26]

Huh, didn't know about that, kinda ironic how the Filipinos love the US the most out of everyone, hell more than Israel.

[@xjamesx7047]

William Perry True about that one though, after Filipino-American War we have good relations already not long after WW2 came along. We have our independence originally it is on 1898 but after a year WW2 ended, then we had military assistance deal all those years up to present day.

[@williamt26]

Ah i c

[@raresoancea8963]

1:16 Punishment.

[@DaveStridersworth]

You're really gonna start something?

[@josephhugotjiong6741]

@DarthBatSpider in countryballs, colonies are basically the sons/daugthers of the empire that colonized it

[@noice_8089]

2:39 when America said What'd I miss the first thing I did was sing What'd I miss from Hamilton the American Musical

[@maxyusha241]

-"what'd i miss?" me:-everything!!

[@kirbly2854]

Love how the confederacy has hillbilly glasses

[@Goober_80]

These were all funny especially the civil war and ww1

[@BonBonneBonjour]

I’ve seen a lot of USball sunnies but he looks really good with this one imo

[@TJKKelly-ej7en]

America: *Sees glasses* Hm.. Great Britain: Hey son, have you seen my.. Americia: GET FUCKED DAD Great Britain: Bloody hell boy Im dead :D

[@54lolman]

1812-Not talked about because of how goddamm annoying it is due to the arguments that follow it but to put it short war happened US had some victories against Britain, Britain had some victories against the US, Canada took Britain's credit for burning down the White House as well as most of Washington D.C. then well its hotly debated as to who won or if anyone won at all really the US got more stuff out of the treaty arguably but Britain had some decisive victories. WW2-The US taking part of the USSR's credit is due to the lend lease the US had with Russia and since the US industry during the time was powerful it sent to the USSR from October 1, 1941 to May 31, 1945 the following: 427,284 trucks, 13,303 combat vehicles, 35,170 motorcycles, 2,328 ordnance service vehicles, 2,670,371 tons of petroleum products (gasoline and oil) or 57.8 percent of the High-octane aviation fuel, 4,478,116 tons of foodstuffs (canned meats, sugar, flour, salt, etc.), 1,911 steam locomotives, 66 Diesel locomotives, 9,920 flat cars, 1,000 dump cars, 120 tank cars, and 35 heavy machinery cars. Provided ordnance goods (ammunition, artillery shells, mines, assorted explosives) amounted to 53 percent of total domestic production.In other words a whole lot of shit although yes other western allies and what not contributed to sending the USSR supplies the US sent practically the most due to its industry which is why the US takes part of the USSR's credit. Vietnam-It depends on how you see it the US caused more casualties in a general sense on NV forces then the NV did to the US forces but even still the US abandoned the war in Vietnam due to mass protests in the country since the Vietnam war was pretty unpopular but if that wasn't the case it could have possibly led to another Korea situation or not maybe the NV wouldn't be able to hold out against US forces in a long term war since its not like travel was as long as it was back during the 17 or 1800s it was quick so to speak cost a lot sure but the US had money to spend since it was a superpower even if the NV were back with Russian and/or Chinese support though you could say that the NV forces won since they did win against SV and were able to hold out against US forces until US forces were forced to leave the country it really does depend on how you see it. So this comment was really just made to shortly describe the 3 wars arguments are mainly breaking out about in the comment section. Also people this a polandball video its not like this is a US documentary we're watching.

[@a-drewg1716]

too be fair when the US left Vietnam they ended the war between the North and South by having them sign a armistice but of course the conflict continued and the North re-invaded shortly after but this time the USA did not help.

[@54lolman]

yep.

[@TrueFlameslinger]

Stoßtruppen I think NV was given the go ahead as long as they didn't interfere with the US troops pulling out of the region.

[@hiddentreasure2161]

the joke is, is that USA doesn't talk about 1812 because most of washington D.C. was burnt to the ground including the white house. They obviously mentioned it and if they thought it would start arguements like this one, they would have cut it out.

[@Delta4280]

Stealthyhunter And the Barbary Wars are just forgotten entirely

[@pump6627]

RIP USA 1:14

[@oscartobaroatmeal6734]

Nah that's just the White House

[@michealpritchard3738]

HOLY SHIY HOW ARE YOU NOT AT HALF A MILL YET

[@pammylammyd]

I gots a question, will you continue the WWIII series, I’m loving these Polandball and gameplay videos but I’d really like to see Part II

[@waffles6280]

You forgot the Spanish-American war *R E E E E E E*

[@williamdunhan341]

It's ALL true EVERY word. 1812 NEVER happened, We fell from the sky squishing Germany,We lit our self on fire...EVERY WORD. Deal with it...We're awesome🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@williamdunhan341]

Jordan Baldwin "What'd I miss?" Great quote, also true.🇺🇸🇺🇸😎🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@doingmoms3483]

We kinda did lit our selves on fire. I believe some dude went though Georgia burning everything in sight till he saw this beach that he liked or whatever and stopped. I think his name was Sherman. Good dude!

[@JLT0087]

@@doingmoms3483 William Tecumseh Sherman was a cavalry general for the Union army in the civil war. In his infamous march to the sea he burned and pillaged as much as he could to break Confederate morale. We named a tank after him in ww2.

[@MeatyBoyUnofficial]

*100% historically accurate.*

[@brandoncervantes4000]

That's exactly how I WOULD HAVE TOLD THAT STORIE

[@Onehandguy]

Wait but Vietnam defeated USA XD Edit: did I seriously caused a flame war? Edit: just stop it just a joke anyways :/

[@ronaldmcdonaldsex-husband5624]

I don't understand why so many people think this. The US backed out of the war for political reasons. They didn't lose.

[@michael-ryandecosta506]

Still didn't stop them from handing our ass to us Edit: But Yeah, we didn't technically lose the war.

[@clevername6872]

Onehandguy The Countryball and British-Canada. . . 1812

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

Vietnam kicks out USA

[@wickedonezzz6702]

They quit so technically France did not the USA know your history bud

[@DoubleTrouble-hy1gu]

France didn’t surrender or die in ww1

[@wickedonezzz6702]

Owen D. Hudson o yea that’s actually true just hid in trenches

[@sawlaen824]

Wicked Onezzz France did most of the fighting on the Western Front. If France lost, Britain would then sign an armistice and the US wouldn’t be able to do anything to help. France was probably the most important in the Entente, tbh.

[@wickedonezzz6702]

Yea I know they did I just didn’t want to write alot but I’m saying a lot had to hide in trenches just like the Germans or they would be shot (which a lot charged I’m stopping here my fingers are hurting)

[@plama8574]

Wicked Onezzz 9 million are dead in the trenches, France have stopped the germans (not like Russia). And germans also hide in the trenches

[@wickedonezzz6702]

PLΛЅMΛ I KNOW GO BOTHER SOMEONE WHO THE USA LOST VIETNAM WAR OR 1812 OK Ai TOLD YOU GUYS I DONT LIKE TO TYPE

[@shroomesh6456]

America: what’d I miss? Me: jEffErsIOn’s cOmiNg hOMe

[@jthecookiemonster1500]

I just watched all of the polandball videos, now I know why

[@AshApple]

1:10 Canada be like:

[@kalthomahmed203]

America: wears sunglasses Britain joins in: have you seen my tea? 1 millisecond later . America: GET 😡😡 DAD

[@brotherhood7596]

I like your style

[@konobaka9610]

Perfectly accurate

[@raquelbarquin7706]

Is that Indonesia or Poland? Yeah, that's Indonesia LOL.

[@mishairamazo9847]

Poland

[@danbaghoi4132]

No U.S.S.R win in the W.W 2

[@ronaldmcdonaldsex-husband5624]

It's a joke. Also no specific country won the war. The ALLIES won WW2. Each major power played an equally decisive role in the outcome of the war, just in different ways. England in perseverance, Soviets in blood, America in industry. The war wouldn't have been won without either of them.

[@jianwenjiang6360]

Actually it could been a draw if 1 of them would miss

[@tarobrob513]

Thank you Average...!

[@dom1n1kpajk12]

America deFeTEd nazis

[@thatfox1005]

швейцарский маппер true

[@redstar1212]

Whats the name of the song when the us civil war. Cause i want that on my ringtones

[@CountryballWorld]

0:46 hahah yep thats how it happened!

[@herberine]

Why would you leave out Japan?

[@peggaislag]

Cuz Poland leave before he wanted to say that

[@thesglaxempire462]

And Vietnam

[@cb886]

0:42 0:53

[@wildbaguette6767]

Nazi Germany and USSR: we are love you, Poland Poland: OH NO *80 years later* America: I love you, Poland Poland: WHY THIS FUCKING SHIT AGAIN?! *1000 years later* All counties: We are love you, Poland Poland: DO YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

[@Fezcon]

*yes,he is cardyboard* I AM DECEASED

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

Soviet Union defeated Germany, not USA

[@fabricatortheddius7107]

They both did

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

Captain Tedibear USA defeated japan directly and russia defeated Germany directly

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

Red Army crushed the Nazi's alone to Berlin from edges of Moscow

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

when the bulb lights up Ok

[@NortheastIndiaindetails]

Can USA and Russia be friends again

[@milenkocvijanovic613]

That is not poland . That is Indonesia or Monaco

[@HueWave]

Milenko Cvijanovic read polandball rules

[@dom1n1kpajk12]

Milenko Cvijanovic nice joke

[@haha5805]

We shall make polandball into Indonesiaball

[@haha5805]

And Indonesia should be upside down

[@ilikewindows3455]

*SHSUUHSHDUDJHU* *SHUT YOUR MOUTH!*

[@grandviking5345]

0:50 it destroyed me xD

[@tonyjozef3661]

By the way...that is the flag of Monaco (I believe) ; Poland's flag is Red on Bottom and White on Top. This just tells you the quality of this video.

[@teamcastro9187]

Tony Jozef check polandball rules please

[@annieoplis7458]

Pls stop using the circle tool.Its against rules

[@RealCrackey]

Annieoplis no its not and its his/her FUCKING STYLE SO STFU

[@pineapplewolfy8343]

He can do whatever he wants it’s his channel

[@annieoplis7458]

Um.Did you guys read the polandball rules?They say no circle tool.

[@Lama-ip7zg]

HE USES HIS OWN STYLE NOW STFU

[@teamcastro9187]

this is absurd. ffs read the polandball rules. you guys probably haven’t even browsed through reddit or anything. annnnd if he does want to do his art style,then let it be. he has right to do so anyway.

[@fhm2]

3:25 - Oil discovered in Poland

[@emmathehumancat7504]

Idk a lot of history war but this was best

[@jacobe5170]

Totally accurate

[@koi9609]

We will not give up!

[@sohomchatterjee]

Hmmmmm.... National speciality of Poland : countryballs

[@redbaron7117]

I was cracking the hell up

[@eritreanmapping724]

1:29 Texas:Yeah Im going with US u will go down

[@gustavsdrikis8929]

i love that usa acting like a boss

[@kbair4959]

Poland: America how come you’re so good at war America: you need to build a wall😎

[@hopehope528]

I want to know how America looks chillll with those big glasses -.- Chillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@mahdkejz407]

Britain: we will never surrender German empire: Ja you vill **America comes down killing German empire by crushing him**

[@aidan404]

After watching us suffer and fight by ourselves for two years... Thanks USA

[@nicholas045]

2:57 that should actually be the USSR

[@pizzatime5689]

america: Wait where are you going? I was just getting to the good parts me: The 60's??? [CONFUSED SCREAMING]

[@DavBlc7]

The bad part is losing Vietnam!

[@Dylan-kb7gw]

MAMMA MIA AMERICA!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

[@toxynproductions4531]

I love how America was all like get fucked as soon as he put on the good ol freedom sunglasses