Polar Bear Encounter

Near Churchill, Canada

[@mangopower97]

Brain: “Don’t do it” Me: “I’m gonna boop it”

[@Piterdeveirs333]

Ok Vulkan

[@angelomordini6779]

In This specific scenario he would of been okay to boop it, Bc he head was in between the steps, not an easy bite to make, and that’s only of it even wanted to bite

[@kanehodder3459]

"Do not boop that very dangrous creature..."

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@kanehodder3459 But... but boopy snoot

[@HDitzzDH]

But booping the snoot could be the last thing you ever do :/

[@monsterfanatic5344]

The way it legitimately seems so cute but is so absurdly deadly is almost comical.

[@yurilouback6331]

The fact it looks cute somehow makes it scarier. The hidden danger factor

[@cthulhu4411]

Some woman are cute but they will rip your hard out too 😂

[@Spurdospaerde692]

In other and more correct words, it illegitimately seems cute.

[@apeman2093]

Bears 🐻🐻‍❄️

[@fkcZwaYk7O]

Horses are deadly too yet people still pet them and ride them even children do it.

[@warmcanadain7649]

“If not friend why friend shaped” is probably the best quote to fit plate paws the murder machine here

[@FliVids]

Paws the murder machine 😆

[@rickwilliams967]

Can we at least attempt to not sound like a two year old? Please?

[@warmcanadain7649]

@@rickwilliams967 can we please attempt to have a sense of humor here? Please

[@Dontknownowyouknow-ro1fy]

Why are white liberals so corny man

[@thearchangel2716]

@@rickwilliams967 nobody likes you.

[@Helianthus_]

"If not snack, why snack-shaped?" - 🐻‍❄️

[@Supermateo97]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lunar994]

Nice

[@je7699]

😂😂😂😂

[@Karansharma69420]

lmao

[@Emiliano.B.H]

OMG 😂

[@Apocalypsesurvivalduo]

Doctor: "How did you say you lost your hand?" Me: ".......It was so fluffy"

[@kellyalves756]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Larenskii]

Underrated comment!

[@Integralsouls]

South Park??

[@unloyalengene5977]

You mean lost your life

[@SherinFunmes]

@@Larenskii stop saying that ! *"underrated"* look at it now. It has a lot of likes... you called it underrated when it just a few *hours* old !

[@knightacedia]

"Hey grandpa how'd you lose your arms?" "Sit down and let me tell you about the cutest damn snoot I ever booped"

[@DisappointedOptimist]

Fuck that’s good

[@st4rpt_603]

"and also the last snoot I ever booped"

[@JesusChrist-jh3gd]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6epgWlteq6MrNE

[@adrianpaul1985]

Reddit moment

[@matthewwinthrop3278]

I wish I could love this comment instead of just liking it. Damn that’s funny 🤣

[@RandomShortGuy528]

It’s criminal that such a silly little guy has such diabolical intentions

[@AI3Dorinte]

"little"

[@Coffeehouse_Latte]

My brother in Christ, the "little guy" in question is bigger than my mental health was prepared for.

[@johntorres779]

Silly little bruh

[@AyudaPorFavorJDI]

​@@AI3DorinteCompare it to an aircraft carrier

[@snouthlly1479]

@@AyudaPorFavorJDIaircraft carrier = guy? I learn something new every day

[@Brodes235]

The fact polar bears are one of the two predators in the world (the other being crocodiles) that genuinely still see humans as food and actively hunt us makes this all the more terrifying

[@LunringNassar]

Genuinely terrifying as always, but a human has a the best adaptation, the brain... or 12 gauge.

[@Pihsrosnec]

to be fair there are still plenty that hunt us opportunistically. like tigers

[@user-oq8ie2wv7z]

but it’s sooo cute I just wanna pet hi mahfushtjcnduifnfusnzznifnrixnicnid awwwwwwwweww

[@BusinessTeapot]

idc if that bear wanna eat me, he looks so fluffy :)))

[@jonathonmiller2662]

@@Pihsrosnec Opportunistically sure, but opportunism is one thing; it's a different matter entirely when you know a predator is looking at you and is actively working out how to eat you rather than weighing the pros and cons.

[@panzerfury6579]

"Bears will eat you." Me, struggling to not boop it's nose.

[@catastrophemusic9097]

Cringe

[@nadeezn]

@@catastrophemusic9097 whatever you say Salvation_300 diamond sword pfp

[@killswitch8653]

@@catastrophemusic9097 dog you have a minecraft sword pfp shut the fuck up😂

[@orangvii3633]

„Do not boop the merry little suicide bomber“ -Corvus Corax

[@Thegoat-wm3fm]

@@catastrophemusic9097 says the one with a Minecraft pfp

[@itsrocky4592]

My brain: grab the snout My hands: *gone*

[@omednazari5573]

Me

[@elafimilo8199]

My D&D character

[@nobinary2296]

Honestly I have done worse as a child. Not bragging. Just vigorously shaking my past self by the shoulders going, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! HOW ARE WE EVEN ALIVE YOU DUMB FUCK?!?!"

[@ivandizon2673]

@@nobinary2296 what did you do?

[@3F34N1M4T3S]

@@nobinary2296 What did ya do?

[@astrixhavoc3764]

That's the cutest face y'll see for the last time in your life.

[@felis1224]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stewiegriffin12341]

Deadly, 1000 lb, 10 ft tall beast with daggers for teeth and spears for hands: Humans: Awww who’s a cute wittle baby???

[@cladiosanchez6865]

After the last week , I realized people have no idea what bears even are.

[@LogaSLevaard]

"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death" aww who needs a snooty boop you do!

[@stewiegriffin12341]

@@LogaSLevaard LMAO nice reference.

[@zaib.chaudhry]

For anyone wondering, the reference (breath death one) is from the book "The Hobbit" by JRR Tolkien.

[@shawmiserix404]

nice grizzly bear description polar bears sit pretty at 2300-3150lbs and 12-15ft tall

[@KB65YT]

My brain: he looks so damn cute Bear: **trying to figure out how to rip the cameraman's organs out**

[@swag1509]

Thats exactly what that bear was trying to do. Figure out a way to get to the food.

[@correctthatfilthygrammar]

It's strange to me that, for being so large they don't make much sound. They're not agitated, just following their instincts. A silent predator. Terrifying.

[@ethantorres4061]

Dude he’s a cameraman, they’re Invincible

[@Collector4ever]

How can something so cute be so deadly it’s not fair!!

[@JamieG.]

@@Collector4ever I am neither cute or deadly, it’s not fair

[@leoalfaro4680]

He was like: “What’s up fam, want a Coke?”

[@walterwhite4699]

_Nah mah G..._

[@WingMaster562]

That darn polar bear from coke commercials

[@doofsdoofs]

Haha consumerism

[@meadoremums]

He was actually filming a commercial. The man just caught him on his smoke break

[@Thevoicesthevoicesthevoices69]

Thought the same thing🤣

[@TunaBear64]

Quoting Mojang on this one: "...a furry creature that’ll melt your heart and then probably try to eat it"

[@user-kd3tt5lr6m]

nothing this deadly has any business looking so adorable

[@nevan.3034]

Left brain: This thing can divorce your head from your neck with little to no effort, stay away Right brain: *snoot must be booped*

[@akio_kuro]

Do you watch Hood Nature?

[@nightcrawlerbytravis9017]

@@akio_kuro lol I was just thinking that’s exactly what hood nature said

[@haidrin9643]

"If you see this in front of you just know that living is no longer your choice."

[@linart8555]

@@haidrin9643 I can hear him say that

[@laprinhound9369]

Yup

[@captainhuntank7963]

Polar Bears: i will murder you in so many ways People seeing polar bears: heh fluffy

[@cezarcatalin1406]

As someone said in a comment above, My lizard brain: Oh shit, danger ! My monkey brain: Oh shit, big fluffy cuddles!

[@jabmalassie]

Dogs are domesticated and people give them human traits. I think a dog thinks more like a bear than a human.

[@patrickglover7506]

He' so fluffy!

[@kushalbhattacharjee2252]

Until he opens his jaw

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Kushal Bhattacharjee Danger fluff

[@obediahhinton1890]

Probably the most confusing animal when it comes to cuteness and fatality.

[@Darthquackius]

it's the way they act with no malice or warning. Just fuzzy, round ears, long snoot, cute cubs, and you know a human city is a grocery store to them. They don't see us or anything else really as a threat. So there's no posturing, no growling or snarling. They also don't do it out of a sense of hatrid or anger so again it's just a boring day to them. Like grabbing a snack from the pantry, they just decide to munch on some human.

[@vibrantgleam]

@@Darthquackius Geez that's horrifying, but when I think of it, humans are predators too and we eat alot of shit.

[@obediahhinton1890]

@@Darthquackius Thank you for fucking up my day

[@hi_im_angelatrainor]

@@obediahhinton1890😂

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

Smart move pulling out the camera to get a survival buff.

[@MrPancake1225ayylmao]

"Ayo you better not have any of that pepsi shit up there."

[@WackyIndividual]

Underrated

[@amf5171]

LMAO

[@formaldehyde420]

hes doing his daily checks cus aint nobody gonna drink pepsi in his neighborhood

[@look-a-potato719]

SIR I’M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS

[@smellme6313]

Super underrated comment

[@jefferyrowland5579]

Most dangerous game of “boop snoot” ever

[@Mikelica69]

XD

[@barbecuesquirrel2324]

Lmao. Boop snoot

[@gregomy8845]

Mea

[@chilibreath]

Boop snoot, lose hand.

[@han3wmanwukong125]

Must....resist....urge....to boop!

[@Embermoon91]

I've heard in Alaskan towns, people keep their cars unlocked for fellow townsfolk to hide in should they need somewhere to take shelter if pursued by a polar bear.

[@IdodoGG]

Polar bear: "you might be safe now, but if i see one pepsi can, your dead meat"

[@JackieZYT]

Polar bear: 😊 Polar bears intentions: 😈👹

[@void-droid1855]

First

[@imhigh5106]

ew

[@void-droid1855]

@@_xx_TehDestr0yergamer_Xxx u know what intentions mean right?

[@Cave-spider1213]

"True we talking about 1200 Psi💀"

[@nidlee4458]

@@_xx_TehDestr0yergamer_Xxx the polar bear didn’t have the space to reach over and touch that man, barely reached the camera.

[@breadstick91]

Viewer: Aww, he likes the camera man. Polar Bear: Come closer and find out.

[@reginaldsmith6949]

Like the guy in the storm drain...

[@PandaXs1]

I like you.... as a snack

[@stephenurking]

I thought the same thing😂😂😂😂😂💔💔💔 If that was me my whole left arm would be gone

[@itscs1175]

Yeah he likes the camera man alright... Likes the taste of him

[@user-vd5si1rs3d]

@@PandaXs1 I like you, as a friend

[@nickolasbandecchi8294]

i wish they were scarier looking like why is the one of the deadliest and scariest animals so adorable, it looks more like he’s playing with the camera man instead of trying to figure out how to maul him

[@jakeyagami4286]

Those eyes have no love behind them just the cold stare of an apex predator.

[@zackagonxm]

Who’s a good boy!?

[@adogwithagun2393]

Polar bears one of the most dangerous animals on the planet This guy: *hehehe big poofer*

[@nymroad3148]

Nice

[@Isaxacc]

Nice

[@squirrelwizard4179]

Nice

[@yourtypicalviewer5283]

Nice

[@pillowcaseee]

I mean, the camera was hella shaky. I think he was scared lol. (Then again, he did get kinda close to it)

[@lucasfraczek4320]

He really stuck his head through the ladder and went "Bonjour."

[@Voldemortsssister]

Lmao 💀💀💀💀

[@haydond.4301]

underrated comment

[@pan6846]

💯

[@magicallyme96]

-I 😂💀

[@Magyyyyy]

Well it is Canadian after all

[@cheezeYT]

“Stop staring at me with ‘em big ol beady eyes!”

[@shelby5809]

how can your eyes be big and beady?

[@theroyalturkey1009]

Remember: If you see a black bear, talk quietly and slowly. If you see a brown bear play dead. If you see a polar bear, start praying for their meal.

[@Stepher45]

Heck nah, talking quietly to a black bear is a terrible idea. Scream at that thing like a twitter user.

[@theroyalturkey1009]

@@Stepher45 Ope, I died.

[@AnkitSingh-vm1gn]

Meanwhile on Polartube: "Rude human ignores High five"

[@mckhan123]

😂🤣

[@mckhan123]

😂🤣

[@michaelpopup]

Then all of the polar bears rage war against the cruel humans

[@KenKaneki-bv3gp]

@@michaelpopup Nah bad one. They are too small in numberm

[@michaelpopup]

@Shyamkumar Khangembam I will be with them with a bunch of other humans who want to watch the world burn and then be reborn

[@Bluebelle9289]

Bears are masters at looking melt-your-heart adorable and shit-your-pants terrifying at the same time.

[@mark0183]

Horrifyingly cute

[@KingOfMalevolence]

@Miles Doyle STFU no one cares about your fanfiction

[@tonyjones7596]

Not scary if you know what you're doing. Bears are dangerous, but with God and knowledge on your side you're ok.

[@Macumber773]

If you ever need a reminder of what these cute adorable bears are like when they don't love you start at 1:34 of this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaOwnoR-iKZpedU&ab_channel=KTVQNews

[@JohnSmith-li6mn]

@Miles Doyle what the fuck is your problem genuinely. Your nonsense has no reason to be here.

[@thakyou5005]

One damn right lesson I learned in life is that friend shapes are usually deadly, while ugly shapes usually get the wrong reputation.

[@Darthquackius]

I don't know..... have you seen a politician? they're pretty ugly shaped

[@zackagonxm]

I mean… Chihuahuas and crocodiles are essentially the same.

[@HeyYouNotYouYu]

You missed the ultimate boop opportunity 😂

[@bruh-it1or]

he missed an opportunity to lost his finger

[@bruh-it1or]

lose*

[@HeyYouNotYouYu]

@@bruh-it1or it’s ok, he would still have nine left and the opportunity to tell the tale to his grandkids 😀👍🏼

[@largenanashagger]

“Hey dude where tf did your arm go” Him: he looked like a gud boi...

[@hitesh3643]

😂😂

[@sirisaacclarke4964]

Worth it

[@itsurboidonnie]

RIGHT?😭😭

[@guythatlikescucumbers6295]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6epgWlteq6MrNE

[@boredy7694]

@@guythatlikescucumbers6295 BOT GET OUT BOT

[@matthewbenoit8260]

Monkey brain: that is an apex predator that could rip you apart in seconds. Human brain: i wanna pet it.

[@Crichjo32]

This is how nature depopulates when a species is overpopulated

[@denisskenderovic3707]

Yes but guns.

[@JesusChrist-jh3gd]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6epgWlteq6MrNE

[@justanidea6160]

Lizard brain: I wonder what it tastes like

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Natural selection, baby!

[@KeniYT0]

Its absolutely unfair that bears look that cute, even those giant fuzzy murder mitts, and just really want to eat you.

[@1gn1to77]

That looks fucking terrify8ng4

[@Alison-xz5op]

I understand that this guy could end me in literally seconds but....- hes literally so CUTE LIKE-

[@SuperHuscarl]

Bear’s like “Just a bit closer, so I can, uh, *not* eat you.”

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Hahahaha

[@Novristxch]

It's a nice cat

[@hugbug6517]

@@Novristxch You uncultured swine it's obviously a dragon

[@Novristxch]

@@hugbug6517 ok

[@jaijai4710]

Iz a lil doggo

[@HunterD.]

-Dude dies for booping that snoot. -his grave stone: "i regret nothing"

[@kratek56]

"it was worth it"

[@reidhersey4386]

@Rockstar chill

[@HunterD.]

Just look at this moron complaining about something in the internet, you either are 40 or 12 what are u doing with your life idiot?

[@clumsybanana6524]

I mean. Would u?

[@jverproblem]

I would like to pet this creature. It would be a simple boop on its nogging.

[@Aosthepro]

Polar bear: hey you got games on yo phone?

[@Trunks1stApprentice]

"Hawwo. Snacky? Pwease? No? Okie. Bye-bye."

[@Tipzyyy]

"Hey guys, am i still sponsored by Coca Cola?? I haven't heard from them in awhile"

[@cameronsharp2022]

🤣😂

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

Nope. They deemed that whiteness is evil.

[@sentaukrai]

@@DevotedDisciple-x Polar Bear skin is actually black....so...yeah.

[@rltw659]

You win.

[@cyberwarrior5939]

@@sentaukrai huh neat

[@AcidAroma]

He just wanted a Coke.

[@Yannick-m]

Dont give HIM cocaïne

[@MisfitsFiendClub138]

That and a Klondike Bar

[@marcoAKAjoe]

Haha

[@pathfinder2elatino]

Loool i see you are a cultured guy

[@MundoIsHappy]

Oooooooof

[@nyxstarbright2590]

Such a fuzzy sweetie pie! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Is it just me or does anyone else get the overwhelming urge to hug it and feed it? 🥰🥰🤩🤩🥰🥰

[@bruh-it1or]

if you hugged it then you would get mauled lmao

[@nyxstarbright2590]

@@bruh-it1or Oh damn it! 😞😞 The one flaw in my plan! 😅😅😂😂

[@reaperedits._am]

If you get close enough to hug it, it can feed on your corpse so I guess you can do both at the same time

[@nyxstarbright2590]

@@reaperedits._am I'm efficient like that. 😂😂

[@nyxstarbright2590]

@@seanarmstrong3788 True. 😂😂

[@katty5901]

Why do bears got to be so damn cute

[@devildogwhite]

I'd be the idiot getting my hand bitten off trying to pet his snout.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

I'd pet the top of his head so he couldn't reach my hand.

[@troncoboy9372]

@@TheStraightestWhitest ...thats not how it works...

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@troncoboy9372 But the staircase would keep him from moving his head up.

[@Lemino101]

@@TheStraightestWhitest he would tear the staircase up also

[@exobomb1061]

Same

[@ph3rtehHDawg]

"So was petting the bear worth it?" "Well, on one hand, I can cross that off my bucket list." "And on the other hand?" "Dude, I don't *have* the other hand anymore."

[@jareddebeast]

Okay this one is good

[@Beastmode291]

Lololol

[@3ghin5]

Gold

[@TheDracoStar]

This is true comedy

[@NEETKitten]

"I lost it in the bear..."

[@DarkKnlIght]

Awwww, look at that cute little fuzzy fellow he just wants a big hug

[@alfranro]

yeeaaah he wants to give you a hug and start chewing on your bones

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

Polar bear: *Trying to kill a guy* Everyone: It's so cute

[@calvinjluther]

"Hey." "Hey." "You, uh, gonna eat me?" "Eh. Maybe later."

[@michaelchronicles9780]

"I'm gonna befriend you and when you least expect it, you'll be in my stomach"

[@darkshock3923]

How is that funny?

[@calvinjluther]

@@darkshock3923 I suspect you ask that question a lot.

[@CIintB3ASTW0oD]

@@calvinjluther I'll call the burn unit xD

[@thestanman1486]

"Are you gonna eat that?" "No" "Then can I-"

[@austen9556]

I like that he’s not aggressive just casually tries to rip the skin off your face

[@charlieross-BRM]

Wayyyyy back in the 1970's a photographer asked to be put in a cage and for everyone else to back far off in the arctic bus so the polar bear would come up to his cage and he'd get some great shots. So that's what they did. The photographer later said he just felt like meat at the grocery store. It mattered not to the bear that he was a human, just that the thing in the steel box might be food. The bear didn't roar or slash out or bang on the cage like would be typical in a movie. It just calmly tried to balance out how to get at him using the least amount of its precious energy reserves. Then wandered off. Nothing personal.

[@pineappleproductions1696]

Wow...life's thought for a polar bear I guess

[@elguapo1690]

It's honestly incredibly cute in how it tries to eat that person. Get a pant leg snagged tho, it would be brutal.

[@ggthewhale]

Pitbulls irl

[@dorian4191]

Ye

[@kaidokp]

"Go on, boop my snoot." "Gahhh I don't bite." "Ooo what type of camera is that, Jared? Can I get a closer look?" - 🐻‍❄

[@Lamonuk-os8qt]

"Can I pwease get a hug? 🥺👉👈"

[@deleterinserepeat2079]

Them: How’d you lose that hand? Me: Let me tell you about the cutest nose I ever petted.

[@toddzombie8777]

*lose

[@ispiritedaway.7636]

*pet

[@GamePolicies]

Cutest nose I ever booped*

[@FreeRigz]

@@GamePolicies no I don't think he meant booped because the nose is long and let's be honest everyone would want to slide their hand on the long nose of the bear

[@God-mb8wi]

@@FreeRigz yes, this is a comming thing that everyone wants to do

[@faizozigi869]

Developed brain: no it’s dangerous Deep inside the brain: ahh it’s so cute I wanna pet it

[@NaumRusomarov]

aww it's so cute I wanna pet it and cuddle with it and invite it to my wedding. :-)

[@thomashobbes7429]

It’s so true 😭😭

[@Varlwyll]

Thats backwards

[@MutedCourier]

It looks like my dog. But that “dog” in the video is a quarter ton polar bear that will ruin your day just by giving you a “pat in the back”. Now BEAR with me here. Domesticated Bears as pets

[@tmccormick892]

I think that is the exact opposite of how your brain is wired

[@goo5976]

Once it noticed you were unobtainable it became very distressed as you can see by its eyes

[@R.Oates7902]

Their paws are HUGE! I've never seen a polar bear up close before 🐻‍❄️

[@bottomtext593]

*Deadly mammal that actually enjoys snacking on humans* My brain: Boop the snoot

[@allstarbass7656]

Ye that’s what I would do

[@pappas610]

I think it'd be worth the risk 🤔

[@pappas610]

@Roy Sunshine lol you don't know that play nice now 😂😛

[@pappas610]

@Roy Sunshine ik you weren't talking to me silly 😜 no need to be rude love 😘

[@maninbots2601]

@@pappas610 that amount of emojis ur using gives me cancer

[@KSmith-kp5jz]

“He will kill you” “Not if I pet him fast enough”

[@vojtech3748]

It is actualy possible but you have to have it with good personality and from young age its hard but not imposible because even if friendly bear will come to you i think it is illegal to feed them let alone pet them

[@runed0s86]

Didn't a bear participate in the Russian army at one point? I think that bears are as smart as 7th graders and could probably live in this society if they grew up in a human household for a few generations. We would probably have to tweak their social gene (the ones that separates dogs from wolves), but other than that it would be simple to have literal beargirls. Imagine a stripper club, but with BEARS 🤤😋

[@theycallmeghost2977]

@@runed0s86 wtf...

[@theycallmeghost2977]

@@runed0s86 why did I never think of this!!!

[@user-oj7pb7zx9v]

@@theycallmeghost2977 same man!

[@montygator6921]

The polar bear genuinely looks like a fat white lab-terrier and I love how adorable he looks and also love how lethal he is.

[@TheAmericanEagle_2024]

Human: I wanna pet it, it looks so cute *Tries to Pet it* *Next wakes in Heaven* Human: How did I got here?? Polar bear: Yummy

[@_JoJo_Enjoyer]

The desire go boop the snoot has never been stronger

[@FascistDoggo]

Like the first scene from it where the kid loses his arm lol

[@WitchCrona]

Giant ouppy

[@Yo-dz2ss]

Hand gone

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Why friend shaped if not friend?

[@LukaVSGaming]

I would have gone for it. Once in a lifetime chance.

[@Frosty_Saiyajin]

"C'mon mate, just a bit a coke, ain't nuffin but salty soddin water out here"

[@allen9915]

😂😂😂

[@tye9713]

Lmao

[@someguywithagoldarmor1281]

Cheers mate

[@shiftyFlacko]

Polar bears are obviously born with a Canadian accent

[@thatmadman6870]

Nah... He's in the mood for some Bundaberg Rum!

[@Blaze-im2ob]

That is both cute and shit and goddamn terrifying😅

[@ZainAisami]

Bear was like: "please bro let me eat you i will do anything"

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I think that bear just wants to give you a free Coke

[@SherinFunmes]

I dont like your hairstyle

[@choisan9704]

I would take that coke lol

[@ragbergg]

Nice one kim

[@choisan9704]

@Samson Themighty yahhh, that's my dream 😂😂😂

[@baron6541]

Hey big kim

[@gartcw9955]

Part of me is like “this thing weighs about a metric ton and can easily turn me into shredded human meat” and another part is like “want to pet the big snow dog.”

[@proxywave8809]

Fun fact You can easily be decapitated by a bear only using his paw.

[@averycason-rk2oe]

Snow dog 😂

[@lapepa1699]

@@proxywave8809 source? as far as i know, that'd be easier with its teeth

[@venomm4563]

@@lapepa1699 You don't really need a source. Just use your common sense. Polar bears have sharp claws. If they manage to get a clean strike they can behead or at the very least partially behead you.

[@lapepa1699]

@@venomm4563 of course they have incredible claws, not debating about that. I just doubt they could decapitate an adult just like that

[@user-wv2ck3lb1l]

Aww it's adorable!

[@theultranot-owl8840]

My thoughts: Aww! Cute! You want some food, big guy? Polar Bear's thoughts: Aww! Cute! You're my food, little guy!

[@mastery7901]

When the vending machine does not eject the food you bought.

[@MrRazorblade999]

😄 Good one

[@Orangutan_Stella]

Haha classic

[@jameslog3431]

🤣🤣 hahaha true, thanks for the laugh

[@jadenjerries2094]

now I feel bad because the bear lost his money-

[@sorucha8249]

Hahaha, that's one of the best jokes i've heard in a while

[@bythephone5638]

he looks so polite like he's asking you if it's okay for him to gouge out your intestines and eat you from the inside out. he's so adorable I'd say yes

[@aprizalrusmana8940]

Blud explain like he's excited to get eaten by polar bear💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ragingshibe]

The Todd of the Animal Kingdom: looks and acts polite, but will kill you without a second thought.

[@VinceWasTaken]

this is so real

[@sergioq94]

Yes, yes you may

[@theoofer478]

He can’t eat you from the inside out, so that’s cool.

[@SenhorHank]

'Hewo There Sir, Do You Have Any Coca-Colas Whit Ya?'

[@Prodbyjuck]

God had ZERO RIGHT making something this vicious this cute

[@servals2384]

POV: you’re a snack that got stuck halfway down in a vending machine

[@wendyandcarla2176]

😂

[@a.t2dark]

this is the best one so far

[@youwantmyname9208]

Good one

[@kaipakta817]

Perfection.

[@_M_4]

This made me exhale through my nose. Good job lol.

[@imjennuine763]

“Ice bear does not like being filmed”

[@Organicwatermelon123]

A man of culture

[@Organicwatermelon123]

I miss we bare bears

[@obamalastname8489]

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[@thebeandemon1891]

@@obamalastname8489 banana

[@SecurityGG]

@@Organicwatermelon123 Its on Netflix

[@mohamedelamrani6378]

Be ware : this is the scariest encounter you could ever face in the wild, the possibilities and ways this animal has of mauling you are infinitely painful and deadly.

[@Miamiflow885]

Polar bear: you dont have my permission to film

[@Simonize41]

My naive side: he’s just curious, he wants to be friends. My rational side: yes he is, but he wants to be friends with my liver, my kidneys.....

[@darrenfourmy9377]

He just wants head pats

[@BERNTRR]

@@darrenfourmy9377 pate's

[@Simonize41]

@@BERNTRR Haha, indeed.

[@fabianquirogatellez511]

That's not rational, it's logical.

[@gravityimage5]

I disagree, considering where he was located and if the food sources are scarce yes, he could have been chompy, but overall extremely rare for polar bears to attack humans. You have a greater chance of getting harmed by a disgruntled kid in a middle school than by that beautiful bear.

[@ratisok]

The scariest thing that he looks harmless!

[@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime]

Would it hurt to rub his nose tho?

[@insert6190]

@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime It would "hurt" trying to

[@user-tb2jy9lu3d]

@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime If someone put their hand up there to rub its nose and it was able to grab onto a sleeve or hand, it would literally extrude them through that opening between the stairs with sheer strength and they would die quickly from the trauma of possibly losing a couple or more limbs in the process.

[@shererid]

So was Hitler before all the Nazi stuff...

[@edwardmeyers4466]

@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime probably

[@squirekev]

Looks like a whole group playing statues and being very happy to have some steel in the way.

[@PolandDoge]

I hate how cute he is, i mean he is one of the deadliest predators

[@ahnafsayem4991]

The deadliest predator

[@masterofadapting]

He looks so polite despite being capable of eviscerating you

[@haha10349]

Lmao this comment made me laugh so fukin hard

[@ornu01]

Yep, bears in a nutshell.

[@Yhur4x]

He stuck his head between the stairs like "good day sir. bit nippy isn't it?"

[@ninja1676]

Because they aren't killers they only kill for surivival or for protections/hunting and shit like that.

[@ronaldmunoz2411]

@@ninja1676 no. Polar bears dont just kill for survival. Polar bears are the most aggressive bear, and they dont always eat their kills.

[@jimnorton8861]

The urge to boop the snoot is strong with this one, that is until I saw the size of the paw come through the stairs.

[@pilot5655]

Fuck you, redditor

[@aphato2770]

@@pilot5655 That is probably a Text to speech reference and has nothing to do with reddit

[@Shiranui115]

That's the part where you boop the claws and tickle the paw pads.

[@emilstorgaard9642]

Didn't seem aggressive at all. Just a curious one. Bears are only vicious when they feel threatened or are extremely hungry

[@kalejuice5701]

@@emilstorgaard9642 Still, a bear's a bear There's no telling whether touching it would aggravate it and by that point you're already in the danger zone

[@iuriizubkov230]

Да, такие красивые эти белые медведи.

[@LoganIsSupaCool]

My guy wanted some scooby snacks

[@TheScreamingPuppet]

Bears have no reason to be this damn cute. It's like its taunting me "pet me, y'know ya wanna" adorable bastards.

[@_moosh]

And from the right, massive paw, boom exploded aorta

[@SanjanaRanasingha]

@@_moosh 😂

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

****** that, I would've stomped on his snout

[@aoifekavanagh7221]

@@Corn0nTheCobb tf?

[@codynapier1001]

I know right

[@Supergamer2525]

This is why people die to polar bears. They lure you in with cuteness and then shred you

[@clonebooper6418]

I am done with this. Got rid of this comment cause of the sheer amount of negative comments on my comment. I. AM. SICK. OF. THIS. Just please stop being negative ya gremlins.

[@notnick3208]

Ngl i wouldn't mind going out like this

[@bottlecap8372]

@@clonebooper6418 because where they live makes it hard to find food so they will eat whatever is in their path.

[@clonebooper6418]

@@bottlecap8372 ok, not sure if you didn't get the joke or you did but thought you needed to tell me facts, but, it's a joke. Chill with the facts.

[@bottlecap8372]

@@clonebooper6418 😐

[@mdog86]

Jesus that's terrifying, I even flinched back when he stuck his massive paw out lol.

[@TheAutisticFrog]

bro was fighting the temptation to pat

[@skygodcharl3041]

stranger: don’t worry he won’t bite the dog:

[@supernova8604]

lmao

[@below90hz]

Man you ain't nevah lie. I rang my neighbor's doorbell to talk to her about a note she left me, she opens the door and let's her rabidly barking dog just come flying out and snarl and bark at me. I go to hand her the note and the dog jumps up and bites my hand. I hesitated, looked down at the dog to see if it was going to attack me again, then I look her dead in the eyeball and she's like "oh he doesn't bite." The dog literally just BIT ME IN FRONT OF HER FACE and that was the first thing she says. I said, "Really cuz your dog just bit me though." Absolutely no hesitation "no he didn't". That's how ridiculous people are with their dangerous dogs man.

[@rishi7629]

@@below90hz Oh yeah, if the dog really "bit you" bit you, you wouldn't be continuing a conversation after it.

[@below90hz]

@@rishi7629 oh ok didn't realize you were a dog expert and were right there 13 years ago on my neighbor's porch when it happened. Sorry everyone, i got caught by an All-Seeing Internet Expert. He says I didn't get bit, apparently it's impossible for someone to get bit and immediately say something about it to the dog's owner who is standing 4ft away. So now that the truth is revealed, we should all thank Mr. Divine Wisdom here and go back to believing there's no such thing as an irresponsible dog owner that lies about their dog's behavior and temperament.

[@Romantic_Wren]

I shall not ruin the 666th like

[@visuallydispleasing2331]

my dumb ass would have tried to pet the bear’s snoot and then promptly lost an arm.

[@fosterglucose3214]

On the bright side you can walk around with a badass prosthetic arm!

[@fakeuber8254]

@@fosterglucose3214 and you can pet a bear’s snoot without the risk of excruciating pain.

[@eddiespaghetti54321]

Worth it

[@noahmcdaniel4920]

You probably would have been fine he couldn’t move his head much with it sticking in there

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

You would have a higher chance of survival petting a shark than a polar bear.

[@KhánhNamĐặng]

I bet that polar bear want my kidneys

[@csgotopbottle]

it looked so cute but terrifying at the same time

[@Ryutix]

Bears are terrifying because of how innocent they look

[@cryowreck3193]

I guess that they are pretty innocent. It's not murder to a polar bear, it's just hunting, and we're just prey. Gotta eat somehow...

[@nocturnal3427]

i mean, technically they are. don't cats look innocent? if we were smaller than them, we'd be food too. it's all about your position in the food chain.

[@Tyler_W]

For real. Unlike most other bears, polar bears in particular will sometimes actually hunt people. Remote arctic towns literally have polar bear drills. I even heard a story a long time ago about a Russian town that temporarily evacuated because multiple polar bears came into town.

[@charleenlangley8709]

@@Tyler_W I once read a saying that if you see a polar bear, it's likely known you were nearby far, far longer than you've known it was there

[@mirvha714]

@@cryowreck3193 Polar bears kill for fun. One of the few animals that will kill and not eat. It's not always just hunting with polar bears.

[@DatBoiLXJ]

Bad Idea: I would've pet him on the nose

[@MassEveNova]

He wouldn't be able to open his jaw, so not so dangerous as it looks like.

[@Celenti]

Mas Airman but he’s still got that big ass paw

[@kevinstanton3491]

@@Celenti why you gotta bring his dad into this?

[@chromitehertz9016]

@@kevinstanton3491 fucking lmao

[@TheLazarussLedd]

@@Celenti its not a cat, it can't claw your hand off.

[@CRINGE_EDITS_]

"Let me do it for you" ahh polar bear

[@jaykilkenny5727]

Polar Bear: "Come a little closer, I won't eat you. You can trust this mug, I'll even let you boop my nose"