Pandemonium at Boris' final PMQs

[@baar_nii]

For anyone outside the UK, this isn't a comedy show, this is how our democracy works.

[@deltakilo75bon61]

This is how 'democracy' in the UK works under the current regime. Bodge and his cabinet hardly ever act in a democratic way. For fans of democracy, look elsewhere because you won't find it in the Houses of Commons

[@casperwallace9685]

This is how England's democracy works. You don't see that in Wales, Scotland or Ireland....

[@voicevoice2053]

Brexshit and the blonde clowns gang damaged Democracy in this parliament....they have created a disaster in this once great country. Its outrageous that corrupted blonde is still holding the reins. This whole system needs a reboot....

[@deltakilo75bon61]

@@casperwallace9685 To be fair we do it properly in Ireland. Sadly I couldn't get subtitles kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2TVaXx4obunr9U

[@Ndlanding]

@@arkan2833 I think you are forgetting something, such as The Scottish or Welsh parliaments. Not sure what those Ian Paisley fans have got right now in Stormont, but they simply don't count as members of the human race.

[@coleuk8817]

Brilliant when Starmer referred to Zahawi as the Right Honourable Member for Stratford and Gibraltar.

[@houseofball0ons]

Didn’t realise he was on about Zahawi there, fantastic from starmer that

[@iz723]

I don't get it

[@jacobjohnson4785]

@@iz723 He is dodging tax by keeping his money in Gibraltar as it is a tax haven

[@georgeiii2998]

13:30

[@machopiggies]

rachel reeves got a good laugh outta that too lmao

[@mahmoudboukassem1256]

The supply teacher really struggling to control the class today

[@momurda6]

Hahhahahahaaa

[@Christinebanks11]

John berkow did it better . 🇺🇸😆

[@anatolydyatlov5196]

@@Christinebanks11 100% Berkow wouldn't tolerate this bullshit

[@travelwell6049]

He needed a loud hailer 📣

[@ericaleslie257]

​@@travelwell6049 ...OR... WHAT WE CALL HERE IN NORTH AMERICA...🇨🇦🇺🇸 ****A VERY LOUD BULLHORN‼****📢🔊

[@politicalidiotable]

i love how we went from hearing "ordah" 9 times in a row to this guy who straight up says "shut up a minute"

[@xigbar1994]

As much as people disliked Bercow, he did seem to be able to calm the house down much better.

[@iz723]

@@xigbar1994 I loved bercow

[@Ndlanding]

@@xigbar1994 I didn't dislike him. I thought he was smart, aware and witty.

[@JBrown_Trivium]

@@xigbar1994 can't stand the conservatives, but I loved Bercow. He was brilliant. This clown is useless however

[@damienadams2070]

@@JBrown_Trivium I can't possibly take a speaker seriously when he has a girls name. I mean cmon how much must a parent hate their son to call him Lindsay🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vinylrulesok8470]

PMQs has become farcical. The PM hardly ever answers the oppositions questions. What is the bloody point?

[@nicholaswright4235]

I much preferred PMQs during lockdown when the PM didn't have his sycophants behind him shouting down any opportunity we might have of hearing an answer to the questions he is being asked.

[@TheWatcher369]

PMQ's has always been a farce.The PM's team are given a list of the questions that will be asked of the PM thus giving the PM's team ample time to "create" the answers to the questions. Peace be with you all 🕊️

[@richarddransfield1646]

First time here😊

[@marionmclean3749]

I've been saying the same thing for ages. Tories are incapable of telling the truth or being honest about anything so every question goes unanswered. 🙄

[@Ndlanding]

@@TheWatcher369 If he has all that beforehand, then WTF doesn't he answer the questions? Ever?

[@larrygerry985]

BJ has destroyed this house even further. Burn it down

[@lily5133]

no need. it’s already crumbling around them. literally.

[@benjaminbarley4813]

It's hilarious how uncomfortable the front bench looks when Boris says "I'm sure everyone in this house pays their tax"

[@primereview9727]

The phrase “to the best of my knowledge” was doing a hell of a lot of work in that response

[@aardvarkspyshop521]

I thought Liz Truss immediately looked v guilty when that was mentioned

[@richardmartin5251]

I'm gutted that "mortgage sized (oh shit I've not landed this so I won't bother) bill for.... (Misses out wallpaper )when others struggle to buy homes. I'm sorry but I'm Scottish and grew up in west Lothian. I can at age of 38 ,remember the damage and sleaze from Torries. Scotland learned a lesson the hard way through poll tax and closure of mines to never vote Tory because we weren't important. Conservatives calling referendum on Scottish independence and then shortly getting hit with Brexit. Interesting how one close vote was carried through and not the other. I was pro union and pro EU, both my votes were equally ignored. 😢

[@royboy565]

To be fair to Johnson I only counted about 5 lies this pmqs. This week on pmqs lying bingo I only got a line up not a full house.

[@tk5782]

Did you also count misrepresentation of inforfamtion ? :)

[@Ndlanding]

@@tk5782 Do you count spelling errors?

[@tk5782]

@@Ndlanding Possibly, although most people understand these as typing errors :)

[@Ndlanding]

@@tk5782 I like to keep my secretary on my knee, so I can avoid typing errors.

[@charleswalls8115]

Easy to hold your head high when you are incapable of feeling shame

[@susannaimi5337]

Jeeeeze, this is worse than a bloody class full of unruly kids.. And, these people are supposed to run our country 🙄😡

[@Cyberpit2000]

"The man opposite me hasn't presented an idea in the last 3 years..." Yes he has... You knicked several of them. Council tax rebates? A temporary emergency tax on energy companies? Anything to do with the cost of living?... Any of this ring a bell?

[@mikespicer4827]

I don't think anyone in parliament can see further than their own self importance or bank balance.

[@Andy20252]

Why this is allowed to happen in our parliament while there are real issues in the country. This would never happen in a private business where there is real jeopardy if you don't do a good job. It's disgusting

[@whereisWillis]

Watching this again a year (and 2 PMs) later, I’m even more gobsmacked this man got away with it for so long.

[@ProfessorChomsky]

Our rancid class system, that's yer explanation.

[@casperwallace9685]

Brilliant - Benny Hill screaming "ORDER ORDER" - then to his side kick - what's their names. A Chair with is finger on the pulse...... of a dead guy. Priceless.

[@pardenwho5507]

This is more like spitting image than spitting image ever was.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Starmer : are you going to solve non dom status Boris : talks and lies about the economy Starmer : what about off shore tax haven Boris : talks and lies about fastest vaccine rollout This is PMQ's not, don't answer the question or you have to drink

[@Ndlanding]

Nothing new there. Boris has rarely answered a question. If you asked him, "Are you a lying bastard?", he would give you the weather report for the Dogger Bank.

[@peterhagan8454]

I suggest every member of parliament watch "our day out' and have some if any empathy with vulnerable and impoverished children of this isle

[@anonUK]

Our Day Out is a bit long in the tooth- it's (just) pre- Thatcher.

[@peterhagan8454]

@@anonUK still as relevant today as ever

[@sarahbankstheoriginal9797]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BORIS WANTS

[@grumpy-dad3701]

Remember folks this is our government.

[@Christinebanks11]

As if ! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@jakethistle9071]

Ahhh. This reminds me of my schooldays.... Teacher unable to control the class.

[@OneGuyPolitics]

This is the sort of behaviour you’d expect in a classroom when the teacher leaves 😂

[@shonagiffen4913]

This speaker is so pro Tory it's shocking he has no backbone absolutely hopeless !!!

[@huwzebediahthomas9193]

He was actually a Labour MP before he became 'The Speaker'. Yes, I know, quite baffling how he is so soft on Tory, Boris especially.

[@cdaaat6036]

​@huwzebediahthomas9193 maybe he's trying to be as impartial as possible, labour acting conservative

[@deltakilo75bon61]

Growth this month is 0.2%. Bodge should research the most up-to-date figures

[@RonaldChump]

He just invents some figure. Surely you don't expect Johnson to know the true figure and tell the truth.

[@royboy565]

Johnson lies in Parliament on a regular basis. Luckily he will be gone soon. A disgrace of a P M.

[@deltakilo75bon61]

@@RonaldChump It was a rhetorical question. Bodge has never been into detail or studying his briefs, particularly as foreign minister!!

[@bobjohnbowles]

He _never_ researches any figures. His diatribes are the unedited version of his imagination.

[@amc5966]

Any one of the conservative candidates for PM would wipe the floor with Captain Snoozefest. Well that went well.......

[@Ma55ey]

Proud of his leadership?? and is going to leave with his head held high???...... Possibly the only honest thing to come out of his mouth.... lol

[@AntoekneeDE]

His held should be held high with a metaphorical noose at its base for the treachery of corruption and having ‘let the bodies pile high’

[@toriesdontgettazered7464]

hes lying till the end the man just cant help himself absolutely shameless

[@royboy565]

It's called having charisma apparently.

[@adamibrahim7338]

Keir starmer let Jimmy Saville off the hook!

[@TuFacez]

Finally someone talking about tax evasion

[@Funkopopsstorewalkthroughsunbo]

Why is boris still there he needs to go 😡🤬

[@johnbowman7389]

You shouldn't single Boris out, all Tories need to go.

[@Funkopopsstorewalkthroughsunbo]

Yes I totally agree they are all rubbish and Boris needs to leave now I know he has resigned but he is still there u TIL they find a new leader for the 😡Conservative party they are not my strongest favourites

[@jamesduffy2050]

Still can't believe Bojo isn't being renewed for another season, so heartbreaking

[@Ndlanding]

At least it isn't Alfred E. Neuman.

[@Christinebanks11]

I know 🇺🇸

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

He is STILL lying about those 40 hospitals.

[@Christinebanks11]

Where is Alfred the great when you need him ? 😆

[@david-no6xl]

he needs a gavel, it might help. You elect a clown (johnson) and you end up with circus (tory MPs).

[@porcupineinapettingzoo]

Really shows how dead in the water Johnson is that Starmer took aim at the Tory candidates more than Johnson.

[@jiversteve]

We used to have a speaker that had the respect of the house. Now we have one who is clearly biased.

[@huwzebediahthomas9193]

He's been corrupted by default settings. 👍

[@SugmaNutz69]

Bercow was better but this guy ain't too shabby

[@jiversteve]

@@SugmaNutz69 Bercow was so much better and respected.

[@duncanwil]

He's neither effective nor respected as far as i can see

[@BillPentelow]

The last one was much worse.

[@matthewbridges3147]

Captain Crasheroony Snoozefest. What the fuck is going on. I long for serious politicians.

[@RyPie51]

This is fantastic

[@huwzebediahthomas9193]

So funny, the tea rooms of Westminster have ran out of tea. Most spluttered onto the floor, much ROFLing

[@ejbh3160]

It's almost like the Alba Party have complete contempt for the English Parliamentary dog and pony show.

[@d2d2505]

FUN FACT: Liz Truss wears the exact same outfit in Boris' final PMQ and a few weeks later, her own.

[@derektejan-sie5736]

I can’t wait for the toreez to get the eff out of power. I despise the bodge so much I get stomach cramps when his face appears on screen. I do love the lines - ‘I’m so going to miss this weekly nonsense. !’ Johnson. What a mess

[@Ndlanding]

I now live abroad. I could not bear to think that Thatcher had been reborn, and I really don't want to know. So sad. I've even changed my nationality. Pigs!

[@tassko]

A parliament out of touch with reality.

[@gorillachilla]

How ? It's still in order you dummy

[@michaelmayo3127]

326£ for the vulnerable so that hat can pay their landlords, thus using the vulnerable as a vehicle, to transfer taxpayer money to the pockets of landlords.

[@michaelmayo3127]

This is great; we are all having a good laugh in the EU and most probably in other places in the world, better than English football hooligans.

[@JoeBorg1]

“RIP Abe… we will continue to combat war crime deniers”.

[@andrewclarke6916]

I wonder how John Bercow would have handled today's events?

[@alit5340]

ORDERRRRRRRRR!

[@Christinebanks11]

He would not give a flamingo about today's events . 😆

[@jasonuren3479]

Maybe it should be renamed Prime Ministers _answers._ The PM's don't seem to understand they're meant to answer the _questions,_ not just start waffling every 5 minutes or so. 🤣

[@huwzebediahthomas9193]

PMUQ's, unanswered questions? Yes!

[@darrenwilson8042]

The really funny thing is the 3 people in camera on the Govt front bench are gone in disgrace - the 3 on the Opposition are still there

[@shadowside8433]

Johnson: "He's (Starmer) has been considerably less lethal than some others" - other than the fact Starmer maneuvered the Tories into booting him out of the Commons via the Priviliages Committee. Har Har Har.

[@johnx9774]

I needed cheering up so I thought I'd watch this

[@stevengardner81]

the front bench sat behind boris have all been sacked

[@Dangonyon]

Hoyle really isn’t good at controlling the house at all.

[@jamesbyrne9312]

As a substitute teacher it's impossible to control a crowd that refuses to be controlled. That's why riots happen lol

[@gorillachilla]

He is

[@Thegreycomrade]

On today's episode of Carry On in the Commons

[@mickeykyrle4240]

For someone who has quit looks very comfortable still. Didn't answer the questions put to him and just danced around like a puppet. Where is this money coming from? 650,000 on payroll more than ever but there's still millions unemployed and more businesses firing and closing down than hiring and opening up. 0.5% growth in May today's is only just 0.2% get your facts straight BJ. Nobody in that party wants to be near him and yet 8 want his job so we'll have some infighting as usual. The Conservative Party needs to look at the back benchers for a better leader than those on the front bench.

[@huwzebediahthomas9193]

F king hilarious. First question not even answered. Two out.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Great video

[@davidharrison7494]

" Carry on Up the Chamber ". The Speaker doing his best impression of Sid James 😂😂😂😂.

[@jnbeatnik]

The speaker Lindsay Hoyle is terrible. He clearly does not have any sway amongst the MPs and has the air of a supply teacher losing control of the class. Half the problems with behaviour are down to him and his total lack of command. Dreadful.

[@sarahbankstheoriginal9797]

Go on Keir

[@andrewclarke6916]

Someone give the Speaker a fisherman's friend. His voice keeps breaking up.

[@paulpaul8441]

The speaker is such a weak ineffectual waste of space. And just imagine the contempt that Boris Johnson has for him.

[@arielioffe1810]

And I thought Congress was crazy...

[@peterhagan8454]

Sent email to speaker... dear sir Lindsay, I listened, with some distress, I must say, at the rowdy and shocking noise made by the MPs, at pm question time, today. They acted like animals in the house, I really don't know how you handle them, but you do it with reverence and chivalry, becoming your title and before. I watched a very good play of the week 'our day out' by willy Russell I think, and though the children were cheeky and mischeivous, i have to say they appear to have better manners. I wonder are you able to attribute further tools for your position, to wrangle the 'right honourables'. I would suggest a mega phone and one of those football sirens , Kindest of regards Mr peter hagan

[@bobbiecapewell5333]

Perhaps a preschool teacher could step in to give him some tips 🤔

[@cidertom5140]

Highly entertaining mr speaker has been kicked in the nuts.

[@martincheeseman5809]

Common kier we all waiting for you!!

[@marty1459]

The worst speaker in history. Can't control the house and protects liars.

[@suesmith3744]

Agreed

[@nathanaelsmith3553]

Just wow. My work place isn't like this. From what I've heard Shinzo Abe wasn't a very nice person. Infact I believe he was a war crime denier like the people Johnson decried in his very next sentence. Nice to see Starmer talking about something important rather than just sleaze. I'm hoping someday I will hear him talking about Labour policy proposals.

[@leozam]

NOTHING in the sphere of British politics is decided in that circus of a room.

[@JewelAhmed23]

Biggest joke is Bojo has the title of rightly honourable before his name as prime minister.

[@patsychan9819]

So glad to be rid of Bodge Jonson... Shocking look of how this country's parliament worked under these clowns.

[@suesmith3744]

Its Spitting Image 😂😂

7:12 Is Liz Truss giving Starmer the finger?

[@IndySidhu88]

We don't know - it looked like an itch.

[@DW-indeed]

Itchy nose from the last bump

[@liaquatali9006]

£30.00 what a joke, this govt is in shambles

[@DolphinDivePro]

We can now look back and not only laugh, but remind ourselves that this is what people in power are capable of, 14 years of disaster propped up by corruption, scandal and self interest, hopefully this will be a cautionary tale

[@martinconnors5195]

It was a huge shock, to hear about the Assassination of Shinzo Abe. One of the biggest and seismic shocks to rock 2022

[@fburton8]

He should go straight to jail without passing GO or collecting $$$.

[@celticlofts]

Why didn't the Labour party scrap the the non-dom thing when they were in power?

[@bernardgooch4308]

these people are in charge god help us all

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Tiny islands but tough people

[@martinduggan4077]

johnson should not be there here here for the speaker

[@calderarecords]

There isn't a single entity in that awful building who you an trust, believe in, or rely on. The people must revolt if they want any future of any kind.

[@kasegiyabu5030]

The "people" put them there! MP's aren't inflicted upon the population. If Brits want better, they must choose better.

[@nellsonogmore5938]

He's proud of the leadership he has given!? Talk about delusional.

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Look at our history

[@jackweeks698]

He and 650 MPs do not give a toss 👺💉⚰️

[@martincheeseman5809]

Boris the worst we ever had!

[@michaeljijus980]

Circus

[@wildsooty]

Probably the best speaker the house has had.

[@jackfisk2840]

Massive storm outside! Starmer: "Mr Speaker, does the Prime Minister agree there's torrential rain outside, as we speak!!" Johnson: "Mr Speaker, this morning, I packed my best budgy smugglers in preperation for after work, and after I leave the house today, I'm off the Piccardilly to bath in the beuatiful hot sunlight... blah blah blah.." Hoyle: "Tuesday!' 🤣

[@jh5401]

I would definitely be choosing that day to catch covid and be so sadly unable to attend to my duties as Speaker

[@ashleighwilkinson3174]

Weekly nonsense from him 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

British is best Huh America and other countries

[@jebthegodemperor7301]

"captain crasherooney snoozefest" LAME

[@ryanrizzajones]

What an embarrassment. Everyone should be fired

[@billkingston4402]

Send in the hounds

[@spraymie]

Bit of a tribute to Dj Kool - Let me clear my throat lol

[@stephenchaulker5521]

Got to hand it to Starmer here...he really cremed that lot. The shot on Zahawi being the member from Stratford and ''gibraltar'' which a tax haven was a blistering corker...

[@equaliser2265]

He lost his composure, obviously he has never been involved in any serious confrontation in his life. His voice went up three octaves and he started rubbing his mouth and nose in a self soothing gesture to make himself feel better. They are all a constant source of ridiculousness and embarrassment, woe be to them.

[@PEdulis]

What a hypocrite. How come he never seems to notice when Tories do things like that?

[@dribblywildman7744]

Anyone know what the guy was shouting? Speaker got angry fast. Something raw must have been said...

[@Zach90888]

There was a time when British politics was slightly less of a shambles The full House of Commons are acting like children. What shit choices we have

[@RecycleBin0]

look at this shambles how embarrassing is this country

[@martincheeseman5809]

How on earth did Boris get to be prime minister tell me it’s a joke,?