Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Horse Divorce"

After an exhausting day of work, the Polygon video team made the terrible decision to play a few rounds of Jackbox Party Pack 4. Featured games: Civic Doodle, Quip Lash, and Bracketeering.
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[@Coyoteari]

“Mario has possessed a goomba and is using this to experience breastfeeding” is a phrase I dearly wish I could remove from my mind

[@pizzachu2281]

Too bad! You must live with it

[@lunamoon5441]

Mossears133 god i wish i could unprocess that sentence

[@mk2cortina]

*galoomba

[@michaeljacksonheehee9088]

I, however, want it engraved into my gravestone. We do not live in the same world.

[@codacheetah]

I was gonna watch this video but nevermind I think I won't be able to handle it

[@mintjaan]

"Are those balls?" "No, it's a little uwu mouth"

[@comfyspecs9058]

Hs sounded so genuinely offended

[@snazzy9175]

"I'm the rice in this saltshaker, honey" is my favorite Panic! At The Disco song

[@WindStreak_]

by Fall Out Boy

[@andrewstewart1464]

HI I'M PETE WENTZ FROM MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

[@UltimateBurstLP]

Brian winning the entire game on “don’t eat the peaches Brian, for fucks sake don’t” and making everyone desperate to know the story only to reveal there was no story is a level of twist that M Night Shyamalan wishes he could aspire to

[@asmrtpop2676]

i honestly thought he was just gonna say he’s allergic to peaches lmao

[@MrThaes]

Simone turning away from the mic, so you hear a faint honking in the distance, is very good.

[@goatyboy5734]

:o)

[@zeph769]

@@goatyboy5734 Perish.

[@icaruslukas7041]

>:o)

[@markjmassage]

Well said.

[@abbyfisher8079]

>:[

[@haleyg8387]

I bless the rains down in *pap-ri-ka*

[@vizzy5764]

Bless you. [Edit: This fucking comment has been stuck in my head for 3 months and I hate it]

[@Maddd17]

I’ve never laughed OUT LOUD at a comment before but this hit me like a train 😂😂😂

[@ooriiaxx]

imagine taking off someone’s pants and right above their junk it just says “mmm spicie”

[@karabirb]

I would only be even more down to clown tbh

[@colorbar.s]

hello kazuichi

[@eb33]

well considering the whole chilli peppers on genitals situation, its a valid warning

[@ahobbit1273]

We got "vore play" and "excellent mouth feel" and Griffin wasn't even IN this one. Methinks Griffin's vore fetish is spreading.

[@Coyoteari]

Is it spreading or simply passing from one host to another 🤔

[@WeDwellinaFiefdom]

Why is no one talking about the mouth feel?

[@rosestewart0]

We dwell in a fiefdom the m o u t h f e e l

[@jck9439]

Why is "Obama is at it again" so goddamn funny

[@taakotuesdays]

I DONT KNOW BUT ITS BOTHERING ME

[@skrevel]

Imo it feels like a variant of "Thanks, Obama," just this air of resignation around something he did

[@daisybell5884]

I feel like we don’t appreciate Clayton enough. He’s just tall and nice and he knows the games

[@chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

clayton is absolutely wonderful and we do not deserve him

[@rachelrachel9152]

Is clayton particularly tall?

[@disky01]

"A slippery Meryl Streep I could get behind" - Brian David Gilbert

[@Sarah-lg6db]

“I’m the rice in this salt shaker, honey” sounds too amazing to be from a jackbox game

[@FeamT]

_“I’m the rice in this salt shaker, honey”_ *-Abraham Lincoln*

[@ryles5069]

I didn't know jackbox was made in the South

[@isawsevenbirds]

Heyy I got the same profile pic but slightly closer

[@honeybeex5564]

it’s a cut single from a fever you can’t sweat out

[@rachelladue1572]

@@honeybeex5564 You're a genius, tell Polygon you're executive producer now

[@sterlingdragon123]

Horse Divorce is, of course, the small appetizers passed around at a party.

[@blndjstce2185]

I'm disappointed none of them would have gone back on time to tell themselves to give up on their dreams of becoming a baker

[@taakotuesdays]

Honestly I thought Brian would pull that card

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

The amount of serotonin I gained from “The Little Egg In A Cup” is unparalleled.

[@adenzaki7531]

SAME

[@sevencats4964]

Your pfp is very fitting

[@ElBreaksLoose222]

i would die for the little egg in a cup

[@starryhandfish6628]

"Were spices that good back then?" russ it's more that the food was that bad

[@houdinimachine4672]

This entire channel could just become Jackbox with the Polygon people and I'd be happy.

[@maxcowley4353]

this and BDG

[@TalosAcephalos]

And unraveled. Dont forget my precious boye

[@TalosAcephalos]

@Joseph Delahunty shit im sorry i forgot sorry fam

[@thatoneguy9582]

Overboard too anyone

[@brandondunn9168]

There is nothing better than Tara just going "Crungle Crungle Crungle"

[@brandondunn9168]

I change it, There is nothing better than Tara

[@vuuvovuuv]

it's spelled "hors d'oeuvres"

[@0axel078]

you're very good

[@pixxyyboi1209]

what have you done

[@mikerice868]

Because the French don't want you to be able to spell

[@elreydelmundo1343]

@@mikerice868 as someone whos taken french in college, this is accurate.

[@taakotuesdays]

Mike Rice as someone who takes French, yes that’s pretty much it

[@General_Nothing]

Wait, is Polygon’s official stance that Goombas are mammals?

[@caspianodinsson5084]

and more concerningly that Mario isn't?

[@gleefulpebble]

@@caspianodinsson5084 well he was raised by Yoshis right? I doubt Yoshi is a mammal

[@danibrogan9659]

are they NOT???

[@General_Nothing]

@@danibrogan9659 I always assumed they were some kind of sentient mobile fungus, same with Toads. They were intentionally designed to look like mushrooms, I thought that was what they were.

[@ingeborgmikkelsen9078]

The more of these videos I watch, the more I come to appreciate Simones Good Honks™

[@BEEEELEEEE]

“Maybe it was a bad idea to play this after a long day of work.” “Maybe you should’ve brought us the alcohol sooner, Tara!”

[@x0molly]

every time pat does his asmr voice i get genuinely upset that he doesn't do asmr sincerely because it truly triggers my asmr more than any other voice and then i have to resort to relistening to asmrarby's and then i fall asleep listening to a grown man talk about roast beef pat? hey pat? pat? please just talk about video games for a half hour in a whisper. i'm tired and i want to sleep

[@LordDowrk]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/baSmmoetnMdsr5o

[@rachelladue1572]

@@LordDowrk dude I can't express in words the feeling this video gave me thank you for providing this link

[@qhostheart]

I'M NERVOUS ABOUT was honestly a really good answer

[@JordanBl]

Polygon: "Give up on your dreams." My brain: "Give up on your dreams of becoming a bakerrr, you gotta give up on your dreams." *clap clap*

[@breadvelvet]

glad to see patrick "ASMArby's" gill back in action also no one questioned the statement "now, a slippery meryl streep, i can get behind" lmao

[@0axel078]

and it was a perfect set-up!!!

[@Stevonicus]

"Too Horny" + "Vore Play". Classic Polygon content.

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

And great mouth feel

[@redactedwatkins6195]

i am concerned that pat has to explain the concept of a soft boiled egg

[@cubisttubist]

same, do americans not have them or is it just polygon?

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

we tend to avoid runny eggs because in America our eggs are stripped of the natural waxy coating before sale (also why we refrigerate them) so it's easier to get sick from them if they aren't cooked. soft-boiled isn't A Thing like it is in Europe. overeasy is as close as we get.

[@Memesauce67]

"Best name for a grizzled truck driver" Buck "Fat Rig" Foss

[@sophienah4654]

I keep forgetting brian only joined polygon in 2018. it feels like hes been in my life for 8 years

[@eldonhill4840]

Brian died in 1892

[@noahjalbuena-cook6877]

Simone, the anticapitalist queen

[@dwightdavis8896]

I just really need to know what happened with Brian and the peaches.

[@atlix2]

he just doesnt like peaches

[@grantryder352]

Ever since call me by your name..

[@fionamaecry7579]

Grant Ryder I came to say the same thing

[@howlem508]

pats asmr voice destroyed my entire existence

[@lucyk8935]

Howie Lemonds look up ASMArbys and have fun

[@selfdiagnosedcrazycatlady6037]

“I’m going to go ahead and say it. BBQ sauce.”

[@Jojjo450]

IM NERVOUS ABOUT

[@soupsoup4245]

That's just how generalized anxiety feels

[@impia9214]

maybe the real too horny was the finalist match we ended up with along the way

[@tangothembo8198]

Thank you

[@eldonhill4840]

No thank you

[@daisyjohnson4837]

"Thats how I like my coworkers. . . STACKED!"-Simone

[@pinaygirl10]

I love the positive and supportive comments you can hear jenna make while everyone is talking. Every video she is in makes me love her more and more. Also probably one of my favorite jackbox videos yet!

[@a.cooper7019]

A moment of appreciation for whoever’s laugh sounds exactly like my mother’s parrot when she wants attention

[@MoonwalkSA]

Crungle's Spicy Pops is definitely a fake food thing that they made up on the spot as a joke, right?

[@SeventhEve]

yes.

[@Belleuchtung]

What, you've never heard of Crungle's CLASSIC Spicy Pops? They come in such timeless flavors as: Moisture, Mint, and Flavor-Loaded Onion Blast. So many fond childhood memories of snackin' down on some Crungs...

[@dannybeeblebrox754]

This sounds like something Griffin would say.

[@cottontaelle5863]

moisture flavored lmao

[@taakotuesdays]

They’re real I googled them

[@SnarlinBeast]

"I could be snorting cardamom right now"

[@Silverkestrel]

It should have been called "Wadonna and child"

[@wizardhut]

“Nothing matters. Give up on your dreams.”

[@taakotuesdays]

Of becoming a baker

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

"Ooh slippery played the long game" XD

[@GlaukopisCal]

Why is no one talking about the mouthfeel??

[@rynabuns]

the peminine fenis

[@tangothembo8198]

@@rynabuns the feninine pemis

[@MitchellD249]

You would totally need to urine test a weed tester. If their urine isn't showing high amounts of weed then you know they're slacking off.

[@kappajump1]

20:41 Too Horny could also be a sequel to shape of water

[@annebeach6630]

I love when ya'll do Jackbox. As always Pat is a riot.

[@Xenoviel]

"I forgot how word am." -Pat Love it. :D

[@BeeBeeBean15]

11:40 brian reveals that he is, in fact, immortal

[@lgdebruin7256]

Lol, I mean we all knew that. He could only posses that much chaotic energy if he were an all-knowing immortal being :)

[@AndEzutarian]

"Be more funny! It's like stop saying stupid stuff and say good stuff, it's not that hard." I still think about those words every damn day, thank you Tara.

[@zackshell995]

The way Brian starts to say "Maybe they're one of those people who..." and then trails off during the Batman and Robin question alarms me

[@suburbanindie]

4:58 I love Simone's laugh

[@clairecohen3178]

Everyone loves the little egg in a cup!

[@dianas7748]

Oh sweet christ. I work in an open office and I was wheeze-laughing so hard at this that my coworker's thought I was having a stroke.

[@mrman643]

Thanks, I love it

[@zotheghost]

every video with both simone and tara in it makes my gay heart take flight

[@mransdell9420]

Zoe the Ghost ikr 😍

[@CruiseControlFurCool]

Ya'll joke about it, but I would listen to Pat ASMR. And Simone ASMR. Polygon ASMR in general.

[@Suppystar]

You do know about ASMRby's right?

[@CruiseControlFurCool]

I do nawwwwwt and the search isn't returning much of anything.

[@Pergolesi1736]

@@CruiseControlFurCool ASMArbys

[@PGT860]

Tara's voice would be perfect for a rwby character related to weiss schnee... anyone else?

[@raysravens52]

Please have a 24 hour Jackbox live stream.

[@jhubeJELLO]

seconded

[@joshandhistube]

I just ordered a pack of Crungle's Spicy Pops off of Amazon! Can't wait to try em out, thanks for the tip.

[@folks3864]

I live for pat saying “oi”

[@adamageddonocalypse]

So disappointed nobody wrote "More Peaches" for what's the best thing to eat after getting over a stomach flu

[@folks3864]

also brian with the smarmy four, don’t think we’ve forgotten

[@ufofighter16]

Good Ol Vampire Briam

[@jacobroycarroll]

These jackbox videos are the best lmao

[@sleuthed]

Simone's laugh is always my favourite part of these vids. please bring back jackbox.

[@Grstearns]

"patrick. patrick." "jenna. je.." "TARA."

[@CaptainSweatpants90]

How was "Peaches" not an answer for the best thing to eat??

[@avifidler8922]

For the last few nights I've been watching all of the Polygon Jackbox videos on repeat...I've been #blessed

[@joshf2170]

Scrundler officially endorses Crungle’s Spicy Pops.

[@sadieatthecantdisco]

russ is so funny censoring all the drawings. love him

[@mariska.o]

im so happy you guys are doing more of these jackbox vids together, i love them so much and it always cracks me up!!

[@latrodectahespara2728]

I was not aware, until this video, that the little egg in a cup with soldiers was considered an especially British thing. Interesting!

[@kaydwessie296]

This whole video was hilarious but I was doing good. "Hot dogs I don't know fuck" is what finally got me to choke on my coffee

[@wheatpuncher27]

russ, pat, and simone are always such nice & comforting people to have on board (:

[@3mmaloops]

HELL YEAH BRIAN, glad to hear someone else is out there wishing they had given Angry Beavers the recognition it deserved. Solid entertainment. 10/10, would go nuts over a reunion special

[@amistakeprobably7295]

22:50 “..now we have to use the crungle footage :/“ the clear disappointment at this realization is so fucking funny to me

[@CresCoJeffToo]

Simone's laugh is just the best thing! It's even better without a visual cue that it's coming, like getting high-fived and hug-tackled at the same time by enthusiasm itself :)

[@laurengandy1]

Wow I really just love everyone at Polygon omggg

[@daninmills]

I hope this becomes a regular thing because this video was so, so good

[@figmoon]

i love these videos! also i feel like the way this one was edited cut out a lot less prompts than y’all did with the last jackbox video, which makes me v happy!!

[@dungeontortoise2432]

Thanks, Brian for that casual reference to Amazing Island--there was so much button mashing in that game!

[@newtonbales5729]

tara, this is the funniest goddamn video youve ever made

[@keywii5399]

I can’t not think the titles a drawfee reference almost two years before the drawfee video

[@moregan101]

Why did Russ draw The Dirty Bubble from Spongebob

[@duncanurquhart5278]

What did he mean when he drew this? *holds up a pair of nikes*

[@spadetheartist7390]

I'm disappointed no one called the goomba art "Pompadour 64"

[@yeetbigly5827]

This jackbox series is the best way to cheer yourself up after an existential crisis

[@acemack2]

Love these Jackbox videos! (or just anything that gets a bunch of the polygon crew all together)

[@thecheesieCaketin]

Egg and soldiers is the best and i feel sorry for Americans now. Soft boil an egg (boiling water, 3 mins on a stove) butter some toast cut it into strips and dip! So good.

[@natelwood7606]

ktgcake we call it œuf à la coque

[@katsukeys2092]

6:00 look at this galoomba!

[@Hawktalon555]

PLEASE keep making jackbox videos, they bring me so much joy

[@nguiklian]

Mmm spicie

[@Moolapie]

It's funny that this video starts with ASMR, cause my favourite ASMR is 10 hours of Simone laughing on repeat; puts me right to sleep x

[@shawnaeatscats]

proud of simone for actually knowing the mlp names. if the othes only knew, ToT

[@dov5850]

This was one of my favorite polygon videos thank you

[@michealapoppell9463]

i love when everyone is groaning about the final bracketeering prompt, and jenna's just like "ohohohohoh slippery played the LONG game!

[@sharkofjoy]

This is my first Google result for "horse divorce"

[@NavySteampunk]

simone im in love with your laugh

[@leejohnson9314]

Patrick could definitely do asmr, that was pretty good man