Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Hot Goth Trends"

[@MrThaes]

Imagine: Pat, alone in the woods, wearing a bolo tie and jorts while playing the banjo.

[@ChthonicDepths]

what a glorious sight

[@FrozenDelirium]

My new favorite cryptid

[@HonestyJZ]

You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead

[@ParadoxGavel]

Pat confirmed for Kermit the Frog.

[@clairee527]

that's basically sufjan stevens

[@roadkillrabiez]

"good jorts" is the most brian answer ever

[@thatoneguy9582]

the days of spring will surely bring the birds and bees cavorting,

[@emilymonahan5232]

_but since i am a gentleman,_ _i'd much rather be jorting_

[@Ren-zi5zl]

there is a point where simone's laughter goes from understandable human laughter to maybe a wild bird mating call

[@Ren-zi5zl]

that point is 17:24

[@thewingedporpoise]

is there such a thing as a tropical goose

[@joeytwoeyes]

She sounds exactly like an australian raven

[@8BitEggplant3]

tag yourself im "a perfect day for Pat would definitely incude Brian's presence"

[@lukes.854]

I'm "wet dipshit crying"

[@dillonleavelle6871]

I'm Infinite Egg

[@taakotuesdays]

Good Jorts

[@timothyscheneman1689]

I’m eating cheese without dying

[@blarg2429]

I'm Nancy the Marmot, aka wet dipshit crying jr.

[@samsilly123456]

I like how immediately concerned and supportive and helping they were when Allegra's thing was about too many pills. We stan a good work environment y'all

[@nerdpiggy]

15:48 Brian was ROBBED, that was a BEAUTIFUL and POETIC ADDITION to this masterpiece and it DESERVED to WIN

[@MechanizedPlant]

valid

[@andrewfleenor7459]

I think if he had drawn the frame first, he could have pulled it off.

[@fracturehill]

gotta love pat's insistence on calling fibbage enough about you by the wrong name

[@ghostification]

brians one truth one lie bits are always the best how does he remember all these perfect details of his life

[@marysue3662]

polygon is out here catering to my most niche interests and i love it

[@raysravens52]

I didn't even know I needed half of the things that Polygon provides me.

[@cairn4838]

As a lesbian, jorts and a bolo tie really IS a perfect outfit

[@sebastien9771]

miss fisher's hot gay mystery hour... polygon truly providing the best content

[@marchhoney6329]

“Miss Fisher’s Hot Gay Mystery Hour” is actually a fantastic summary of the show lmao

[@shellinboots]

when i saw good jorts i immediatly knew Brian wrote that.. i can't believe they didn't?

[@dasleo]

The days of spring will surely bring the birds and bees cavorting, but since I am a gentleman I'd much rather be jorting.

[@rosecohen6597]

I got my Saturday shorts on on a Saturday night

[@blarg2429]

@@rosecohen6597 Got my Saturday shorts on and I'm feeling alright

[@rosecohen6597]

@@blarg2429 haters try to hate me but I say "no way!"

[@blarg2429]

@@rosecohen6597 'cause my Saturday shorts are on on Saturday!

[@CC-jg1cp]

GOD I CANT BELIEVE POLYGON BROUGHT BACK B99 ALL ON THEIR OWN

[@katiekat470]

Brian’s outrage at people eating fruit for dessert was the exact instant that I fell in love with him

[@jacqueslesauve579]

I've no doubt the very final episode of this will be the big reveal that Simone was actually Banksy all along, and that we should have been pronouncing it in French as Bonksy.

[@charlieguy6872]

every saturday i forget that theres gonna be a new jackbox video and every saturday i get all surprised and excited again ! !

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

Charlie Guy wait, they come out every Saturday? I thought it was just a random thing

[@depotagents]

God you telling me these come out every Saturday has both blessed and vexed me. I am so eager for next saturday.

[@ProdigyOfSinMD]

You guys made an awesome choice hiring Brian, I couldn't think of anyone better to fill ol juice and 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy's shoes. Also Simone and Pat, gems as usual. Papa bless

[@NerdOutStuff123]

8:26 Jenna instinctively saying "Simone" when she's concerned about Allegra is gold

[@thrownstair]

There’s no consensus on Jesus' physical appearance, but my Jesus definitely wears fishnets and lipstick.

[@yakisobadreams3947]

Your mind. Powerful.

[@hickorymccay2994]

That's the real Jesus right there.

[@ryanriddell5087]

Damn Brian throwing around some strong opinions about dessert

[@taakotuesdays]

He is not giving his opinion *he is stating a fact*

[@paradoxacres1063]

Yeah...Fruits _on their own_ are not dessert *>:(*

[@itogirls]

I identify with the disphit mermaid so much that when they roasted it i wanted to cry irl

[@newflesh666]

You're a wonderful mermaid though

[@illustrativefae2815]

Simone's brooklyn 99 future vision though

[@johnbradley2343]

When B99 came up as an answer I assumed it was a joke because I didn't realize that this episode was recorded on the one day that it was canceled for. #maximallytopical

[@Asterluna]

5:45 A premonition of Brian's reaction to the fruit cake monstrosity from the BotW vid

[@shannonbennetts]

Aww, the genuine concern when they realised she'd googled how many pills is too many pills.

[@imeanokaysureman]

Some solid honks in this episode

[@blarg2429]

I mean ok sure, man.

[@SuperTharden]

These self quarantine days would be the perfect time to bring back Polygon playing jackbox

[@ThatPazuzu]

Go to 17:20 for pure-strain Simone

[@sammiehopkins9408]

I love every time "oh, no." pops up in the corner

[@kyro8559]

Welcome Dami! You’re great!

[@plasticlawnfurniture]

everyone's concern when "how many pills is too many" was the truth

[@ahobbit1273]

"Together this is the perfect outfit." I just imagined Pat wearing a bolo tie, jorts, and nothing else. And it's still pretty on-brand for him somehow tbh

[@RixRaw]

How was "good jorts" not an obvious Brian lie?

[@PopsicleDoodles]

oh, THERE'S the beans!

[@lavenderandm3gg13]

I love that you can pinpoint the exact day they filmed this. Simone wishing the good wish for all of us

[@MyFlyingSister]

im a simple woman i see the darkest faerie from neopets in the thumbnail i click

[@BeeboBones]

I fucking love that game

[@LimeyLassen]

14:47 I Can Be Your Angle... Or Yuor Devil

[@ericxu7370]

Holy cow as soon as i heard dami i was like “dami lee???? The artist???” AND I WAS RIGHT

[@Frownlandia]

High School Musical 4: One of Those Shitty Nightmares Where You're Still in High School.

[@Miles_Phantasmagoria]

High School Musical 4: It's the Reunion & For Some Reason The Drama Teacher Insists We Perform Even Though I Literally Just Came Here For The Networking & Pigs-in-a-Blankets

[@nightingem]

YES Allegra in a Jackbox video! And Dami is awesome!

[@sadieatthecantdisco]

the joy that filled my heart when i heard allegra's voice in this video.... i love u so much thank u for ur presence we are all so grateful

[@ccRask]

"Add the legs" to the not-a-marmot baby jesus had me FUCKING dying

[@darcywilliams9661]

There are so many cute laughs on all of these!!!! So good, so pure. I love squeaky laughs and croaky laughs so much!!!

[@individualthotpatterns9067]

“A sip of beer from daddy’s tumbler” The many ways that phrase could be interpreted

[@HunterJE]

Pat will never say the "enough" in that game title :'(.

[@Scifiguy11th]

Simone's laugh is usually the part of these videos that makes me laugh the most.

[@jordanleighton6893]

Brian’s genuine anger at fruit for dessert is hilarious

[@pocketcas]

Dami Lee is the BEST

[@a.mig.dal.a]

god i hope they never stop doing these

[@Pencliff]

Simone saved the 99 through the power of jackbox

[@Amy-yf4dx]

really loving the super on-brand jorts content from our dear friend brian

[@Medli]

appreciating the neopets faerie thumbnail tbh

[@chrysanthosvice4867]

little does brian know that he just described my high school musical dangan ronpa au, coming soon live to the stage at a cineplex arcade near you

[@blarg2429]

Is it here yet or is it still """coming soon"""?

[@Bee..]

Recipe for Bad Day, No Motivation Chocolate microwave cake. Works well for sad boi hours. I just discovered this and I stg this is magic. What you need: A quarter cup of flour 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil 2 tablespoons of cocoa powder A pinch of salt 1/8 teaspoon baking powder 2 heaped tablespoons of sugar A quarter cup of milk Mix dry ingredients together in smallish Tupperware or mug. Add liquid. Stir well. If too thick, add milk until brownie-batter consistency or slightly thinner. Nuke that sucker for a minute (slightly underdone) or up to a minute 30sec. Wait until no longer mouth burny and shove a random spoon in while still warm. Prepare for dense, fudgy , satisfying, chocolatey garbage food that actually made me cry today.

[@Stevonicus]

I can't believe you brought in a ringer for the art games.

[@KingOfSpacePrime]

Can we please have someone make actual graffiti of the Polygon Civic Doodle masterpieces?

[@Giga-lemesh]

Ah Dami is great, cool to see her (or hear her i guess) with the polygon gang

[@caseywheelwright4769]

Is the "Enough" silent or something, Pat

[@rachelrachel9152]

Hes a video game man from maine he never learned how to read

[@ricktastica]

infinite egg

[@nightingem]

Martin Garcia good jorts

[@bronzeowl9]

For some reason I can always tell which one is pat in the second half of civic doodle...

[@nightingem]

bronzeowl9 :3

[@brienneoftarts9453]

hang on is that the darkest faerie from neopets in the thumbnail

[@zanesmith6212]

yessss, I'm whatever about the jackbox videos normally, but I clicked on it because of the darkest faerie. Polygon knows me too well

[@taylorsouthall4095]

In French, 'bolos' is actually a fairly recent slang word. It was originally coined by drug dealers to refer to a naive customer that they intended on scamming but is now just more widely used as 'loser' or 'dumbass'. This has no relevance really I just wanted people to think I'm intélligent hon hon hon !

[@user-xh6cg7zf9h]

"They're locked in a high school" *danganronpa intensifies*

[@deliren135]

before they put answers for "the first alcoholic drink" jenna had tried in I was literally thinking like "milk.. wait that's not alcoholic, spiked milk?" And then it came up...

[@rachelrachel9152]

10:05 is even more frustrating after having seen pat's at home content and knowing he has a banjo to this day and yet i have never seen him play it

[@nightingem]

Pat is so good at art though!

[@steampunkerella]

allegra rules so hard

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Depressed ray of sunshine. I love her.

[@SuperBestDavid]

Why does Pat sounds so far away!!!? Come back, Pat!!!

[@juneferris8105]

"mama mia, as the french say"

[@tornadotantan2735]

Yes. My friendly gang of boys and girls!

[@CastleDoctrineJr]

I miss Griffin's jokes falling flat constantly in these already.

[@MrSeagallo]

The Rocky Horror Baby Show Alternatively, the Rocky Horror Nativity Scene

[@daxdleader719]

Every time is takes me several minutes to realize legs is Allegra.

[@extremelyviolentandpsychot7887]

17:19 really really good honks

[@RatKingShriggy]

this episode should have been called "wet dipshit crying" , also that second piece was truly a masterpiece i wish i could hang it in my living-room and force all my guest so stare at it look at my baby jesus with sexy legs about to be eaten by a shark. leonardo da vinci who????

[@ros7444]

Polygon bring back this series challenge

[@liamboardman8776]

Brian with the topical britanick references. Also, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries definitely should be named that.

[@JayTorin]

Lol I didn't notice Dami was in this one until the shark attack. Now I have to rewatch the whole thing looking for egg jokes

[@thewingedporpoise]

technically the movie was a 3 episode miniseries

[@annonimooseq1246]

Me at the end: holy crap it’s the egg shirt lady

[@kolteel]

idk how anyone could have fallen for "good jorts", like that is literally the most brian answer

[@neuroflare]

We got an orange in our stockings as a kid because it was like PEDs for the stocking. Made them heavier and had a more filled out shape. Heh, just realized the pun in that the stockings were juiced.

[@sapphic_sophie]

i would watch infinite shows starring this exact crowd

[@ThatPazuzu]

I'd love to see you play the monster dating game

[@RedAgent14]

4:26 Anyone who's visited BDG's KZbin channel would recognize this

[@ParadoxGavel]

Oh my god, I love Dami already! She was great in this!!

[@samcooper782]

Simone’s honks. That’s it that’s the tweet

[@Lancetwilight]

I love Jackbox, and there is nothing better than a Fibbage/Civic Doodle combo. Hilarious as usual.

[@owenbridgers]

Brian's made sense, He true a sign that said "Bolo ties suck" and sense the guy was wearing a Bolo tie, thats why he was Crying!

[@hearhurgle]

this is so fuckening good

[@RonnieJay]

A REBOOT MENTION! one of the best things anyone in my family had ever done. makes me smile when it's remembered

[@serendipanni7064]

As soon as Allegra's truths and lies pulled up I snorted water into my nose

[@TVBraingremlin]

dami and pat's lineart is impeccable **chef's kiss**

[@hannahrohlfing7898]

OKAY FRUIT ISNT A REAL DESSERT. ITS USED TO PLACATE SMALL CHILDREN WHO WANT SWEET STUFF WHEN THERE IS NONE

[@linlupin]

Darkest Faerie in the thumbnail? Hell yea!

[@jasperdracona]

Y’all New Yorkers thinkin’ Maple Syrup comes outta the tree just tastin’ like that. Ya gotta do something to it to make it taste like, or it’s just tree sap.

[@mozarteanchaos]

brian's indignance at jenna's lack of appreciation for jorts is made MUCH better by the knowledge that he made a Jorts Video

[@artchimera]

You missed the chance to use the name 'A Egg', Allegra!

[@chloed5762]

IS THAT THE DARKEST FAERIE? HELLO?

[@spelcheak]

2 tv miniseries and an animated movie later on. Breathe deep Polygon.