Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Tasteful Pregnant Sonic Imagery" feat. Griffin and Justin McElroy

[@jjju3]

"is there such a thing as distasteful sonic imagery-" immediately realizes his mistake "-dont tweet at me"

[@janesmith1840]

But it was already too late

[@cameroni3696]

What I come to Polygon videos for: • Simone honks • Pat’s anarchism • B R I A N

[@cheesewater74]

He is my favorite *POLYGON DOT COM VIDEO P R O D U C E R*

[@d.i.c.e.6204]

Valerie Askey I think I’d be an asset to the team don’t you sir

[@demonminer8093]

@@d.i.c.e.6204 i like makin videos, i like to think, and i like to fight baddies with my best pal link

[@tardersauce3578]

The trinity

[@interrexclamacion]

@@demonminer8093 I used to be in Baltimore but now I'm in New York Because I wasn't much in Baltimore for odd video work

[@williamnownes7173]

Justin and Griffin are like the kids who go back to their highschool after graduating to hang out.

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

They literally did.

[@Sharkstixx]

the sad thing is that they did

[@TeapotBird]

@@Sharkstixx No, the sad thing is that they were Taken by the Clown Box afterwards

[@gracelemmon7808]

“The plural of Smurf is Smurves, right?” Like the name of the show isn’t “The Smurfs” Bold move.

[@taakotuesdays]

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

[@JeffCreature]

'The Smurfs' has a typo, clearly. It's smurves in Merriam-Webster.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

The species is “smurf,” but the family name is “Smurf.” Just like e house where Mr. Wolf’s family lives is the Wolfs

[@emmaking7367]

I'm sorry but "the plural of smurf is smurves" is the funniest thing I've heard all week

[@marveltard]

smurves just sounds so...smoothe

[@flental6708]

@oscar75722 g-- _gargle-mel_

[@Theplanetyonx]

Hey I know this was a year ago but it might be a reference to this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/noWbmWeLotqBZ7M

[@daninmills]

Pat is the underappreciated comedic genius at Polygon

[@idiopathologic]

Folks,

[@عمرمحمد-د2ي9ف]

انامنحفزتضمىاط

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Big agree.

[@krowbard]

He's only underappreciated because he lives in the shadow of Notorious BDG

[@DanksterPaws]

Then perish

[@euphratesk2943]

f to pay respects to all of justin’s good jokes that were cruelly stolen

[@elliottloverin3289]

euphrates k F

[@EmilyHoot]

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[@Roxy_D_Rose]

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[@scrungybingus285]

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[@kls0110]

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[@oweneastwood2223]

"Two" is one of the all time best answers and it was robbed

[@kara2125]

Owen Eastwood favorite part of that answer was justin crying 'two???? two?????????'

[@nightingem]

Holy heck, this is an all star lineup. I’m glad Justin and Griffin still sometimes are around for Jackbox, and love their interaction with our Polygon friends! Especially these four, who are honestly my favs at Jackbox. Pat is...a godly jokester.

[@idiopathologic]

Man me too, this is my absolutely dream team.

[@cadwelltanner7616]

i see you on every single video with the mcelroy brothers, who are you and why are you following them

[@stenysful]

"why do you like the mcelroys so much", asks taako from tv

[@skeledaddy]

of course "make some boy-broth!" was griffin

[@milescooper2124]

KumagoroNugget that answer had some strong Griffin energy to it

[@barnyardhouse]

Everyone saying “No!” while Jenna says “Yeah!” is always my favorite thing

[@fudgegorilla]

FOLKS,

[@gregohreee]

👏

[@Gottrahmen]

Every video Pat has at least one joke that absolutely bangs

[@smoothblink]

"You know I love me some gendered slurs" was an underrated line that was hilarious

[@bottlesalts]

It’s so perfect at the end when Justin and Griffin write “BYE IDIOT” and “Polygon sucks”

[@RatKingShriggy]

it wouldn't be a Classic Polygon Video without any mention of piss

[@ryanriddell5087]

This is the equivalent of saturday morning cartoons

[@junemarrufo9354]

R 7i

[@plushs]

i spent like 30 minutes looking for this episode because justin saying "TWO????" was so stuck in my brain 2:18 there it is

[@goonsdirge3464]

thank you so much i also loved that, and ive been thinking about it for so long without knowing where it came from,,!

[@husk97176]

a LITTLE bit sad they missed out on the obvious bear joke, "make america gay again"

[@FairySaddles]

Yes please, thank you!

[@cottontaelle]

hi tinysport :0 i like you

[@mossmeow]

i was thinking about this too omg

[@annebeach6630]

Pat's laugh cry is amazing. Thank you McElbros for being here.

[@navvmalav]

wait this is an all star line up

[@LimeHunter7]

mechanicalparanoia hey now

[@eewolfs2165]

Realmeat sounds like the 1984 newspeak term for a grey soup or something

[@fruitymag00]

I heard justins laugh at the beginning and i knew i was gonna love this episode

[@Sajere12]

Wow, I can't believe you guys managed to get two of The McElroy brothers on your show! I can't believe you brought them on - you must have some serious connections.

[@akedojune]

This one is definitely my favorite Jackbox. With the mcelboys, Brian and pat and the welcoming non-presence of Nick

[@jimbo_13]

I thought I paused this as I stepped away from my computer but the video kept going and when I popped my earbud back in I heard, "STOP COMPLAINING AND GIVE ME THE EGGPLANT" from Simone and... that's pretty perfect.

[@---fi2ml]

justin youre the winner in my heart

[@polyp2910]

Two McElroys and BDG. This is too much power for one quiplash game.

[@isawsevenbirds]

The king and Queen of amazing laughs: Justin and Simone

[@annak9096]

it's bad that I discovered these videos a day after breaking my rib because I can't NOT watch them and I can't NOT laugh but it hurtssss

[@presidenttheo565]

I sincerely want an in-depth analysis of Simone's prejudice against Smurfs.

[@noahsark.cosplay]

Love how I’ve reached the point in my life where my sense of humor is just the word “Bear”

[@aidanleffler4897]

16:56 the second drawing would have been amazing if the middle head looked like travis

[@MrCrookedApathy]

This video is over a year old, but if Papa Smurf spends his retirement painting is that his blue period?

[@guyspy21]

huh

[@CountSnaqula]

Excellent.

[@lightrosebud]

both my boys are here!

[@TrekkerLLAP]

Rose McGlinn our good good boys

[@lr-]

I was 100% certain the second I saw that tasteful “folks” who had placed it there.

[@holaiamdevil]

im actually fucking sobbing at justin tryin the pepsi in civic doodle and gets fucked over n then pat comes in and puts coke and just the fucking defeat in this mans voice “two picked coke huh”

[@kyro8559]

Griff and Justo are back! For one whole video!

[@nikkiglitch]

Kyro when/why did they leave

[@tuckerphillips8274]

I love that not once, but twice during this game Justin had a joke that lost then Griffin stole it and fucking won with it. Jackbox is a cruel misteress

[@RebelChild09]

'A political slogan if a bear was running for President: "Make America Bearable Again"' (I mean―come on)

[@Alison.taylor.c]

i love that you can always tell when it's a McElroy answer, or a McElanswer.

[@seiretzym]

Y'all threaten the integrity of my bladder seal

[@TheKeyblader133]

The beauty of the Shadow Pee Guns image is that now I just can't stop thinking about Snap Cube's Sonic Fandubs.

[@ghostrobots]

i haven't even made it past 30 seconds, but i know it's gonna be good bc we've got griffin, justin, pat, and simone. if a video as any of them, they can garutee some giggles.

[@quinnramsay7244]

I love how the Mcelbois have always been in the top 3 in the rankings, but their first round "back" they were at the bottom. A little rusty I suppose, but we love them all the same

[@ThatPazuzu]

I love that we have mathematical proof the Pat is a good and funny lad

[@Isabel-ky3ii]

This is the TRUE meme team

[@zanejacquot7123]

Watching people play Jackbox just makes you realize you'd much rather be playing jackbox, but don't have the friends/resources to do so.

[@evandavis1424]

For the next episode you should put polls in the information tab or what ever you call it for each question of quiplash, so we can vote for our favorite quip and play along with you guys.

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

“Stop explaining, give me the eggplant”

[@curiousepic]

Heavens to Bepsi!

[@Vincent-dn9kx]

3:31 Brian Griffin, our dog, is dead

[@Soroboruo]

I've never heard people die on camera before, those LAUGHS. I seriously thought someone was gonna suffocate lmao

[@kyzf]

I had to take a break at 14:00 to breathe again.

[@adamwise1111]

I have a terrible cough right now and it gets worse every time I laugh so I think this video is going to kill me. Polygon will be paying for my funeral.

[@MidoriJane12]

i also hate the smurfs. they have an air of death. the first time i ever pondered the meaning of life was after reading a smurfs comic as a child.

[@robgutie1935]

A worse follow up to Debbie Does Dallas would be Debbie Does the Dallas Buyers Club.

[@robinsparrow1618]

LOSAH: Land of Salmon and Honey Consorts: Bears ...

[@roxystanton7060]

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[@Cleverconveyence]

I love guessing who guessed what Fucking knew that “Folks,” was Pat

[@marmotmother]

I like Polygon and their video content. Also piss.

[@angelxcello]

at 7:46 bdg missed a really good pun: bear-able

[@axelbordelon5380]

I laughed so hard, I felt a pain in my forehead. Hope whatever I broke wasn't important!

[@Ren-zi5zl]

i love how you can always hear griffin and justin laughing

[@syaoran5476]

Glad to see they’re playing Civil Doodle again, Simone’s favorite game!

[@katyamsden7624]

"Who of these is most arousing?" JENNA!!! I almost choked on my tea!!!

[@DamionDamaske]

Not enough love for "brother vs brother, Cain vs Abel...Kane vs Undertaker"

[@MrSeagallo]

Sonic and the Matrix: Peeloaded

[@AugustQ-p1w]

"jostle" has the same energy as "slice"

[@silkshines00]

It's been 2 years and I'm still thinking about Smurves

[@dinornis]

0:25 Jackbox join code: that's one of those Myers Briggs things right?

[@dinornis]

Also I have only just started the video and I am PUMPED for my weekly Polygon Jackbox fix

[@dinornis]

TIL what a wienermobile is so that was cool

[@BlueIdiotPie]

The shit jokes were weird for me bc I was snaking on some brownie batter dessert hummus which is decidedly shit colored (and very, very good)

[@e.hhampsen4508]

0:55 Simone: Just call me #2!!!🙂 Jenna:-nohe!

[@kravicle]

this is an All-Time fucking cast. thank you polygon

[@jjju3]

"Debbie does taxes - fuck off I don't work here anymore" Justin is an insperation

[@conorhogan7575]

First person to draw fan art of Simone as a smurf wins the internet

[@TheFlyingMapleLeaf]

9:59 Simone hates Slavic poodle??

[@classicalheroes8910]

every few months i come back and watch these, i really would like it if it came back somehow, im sure the mcelroys would come visit to do it

[@chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

yessss absolutely agree. they did it once for overboard but i really really want them to do it more i miss this unbridled chaos

[@OcarinaSenpai]

15:45 sad that Jenna's jeff the killer went unnnoticed... i see u jenna

[@itsFlycatcher]

I need a soundbite of Simone going "stop explaining and give me the eggplant" so I can go down to my local bar and blare it at attractive men who try to initiate a conversation with me

[@duncanallaire2392]

Not gonna lie. A kind of hostile video, but equally hilarious

[@ryanw3874]

5:55 that weak "no"

[@EpiphanyDraws]

i thought the title would just be a one off joke....

[@beybladegf]

I love the saying the joke louder and getting all the credit energy that Griffin was pulling here

[@AmandaBee]

me, clicking on this video: please have my boys please have my boys please ha-- *MY BOYS!!!*

[@abi_rose]

can i get a "yeah baby"

[@Souzu21]

I just want to say that I FEEL Simone on the Smurfs thing.

[@robertoclemente2698]

Folks, has the same energy as in this essay I will

[@g.i.e]

The actual best sequel to "Debbie Does Dallas" would be "Bambi Woods Receives Justice". She was coerced into performing in that film, barely got paid for it, when it blew up it ruined her life, and she died under extremely suspicious circumstances.

[@rosearachnid879]

What’s a sign your parents sheltered you as a child? You have scurvy despite eating nothing but limes

[@skyviu_]

i love thus series so much jackbox is so good

[@arminm.9137]

"Make America Bear-able again" is the only correct answer to that prompt, missed opportunity right there

[@connorschneider7613]

Simone laughs in reverse

[@UDontTakeMeSeriously]

All of the best people. Amazing.

[@AmbientSpectrum]

Justin just lights up any group of people and I would die for him

[@kolteel]

thanks a lot, my top recommended videos are now sonic videos, including one titled "my gay sonic the hedgehog pregnancy fetish video"

[@discountmythos]

Make America Bear-able Again

[@rachelrachel9152]

I forget how much "folks," makes me laugh lollll

[@homeybee5406]

Oh Brian and griffin in one video......a very good

[@BoxBoxBoxGaming]

you guys REALLY need some decent computers

[@kara2125]

best possible quiplash lineup