We Recruited Child Soldiers in Wasteland

Here's your Ranger badge and M2 Browning .50 cal
Second half of the playthrough: • Welcome to Wasteland, ...
►To buy the game: af.gog.com/par...
►Patreon: / pongsifu
►YT Membership: / @pongsifu
►Shirts: pongsifu.myspr...
►Twitter: / pongsifu
►My PC Setup: amzn.to/2J4eaNs
►PayPal: www.paypal.com...
▷Epic Creator Code: PONGSIFU
_________________________________________
Other channels:
⏺Pongsifu Too: / @pongsifutoo
⏺Jackson's Channel: / @shadowcrackker
_________________________________________
Sources:
Woman in the thumb is paulalmao
Background anime characters from Boogiepop wa Warawanai
Screaming at computer scene from SNL
Spinning fox music from Super Mario RPG
Anime rap scenes from Kaguya-sama: Love Is War
Sorry you had to watch goat scene from The Fairly OddParents
Trying very hard scene from South Park
Kong house scene from Donkey Kong Country Returns
Let's do this anime scene from Gleipnir
Putting on clown mask scene from Archer
Asking the car questions anime scene from Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest
Car responding visual from Knight Rider
Guy with all the chicks anime scene from Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest
Alex Jones cartoon scene by Showtime
Turning off life support scene from Training Day (2001)
Everyone scene from Léon: The Professional (1994)
Whispering guard's armor model by David Yingai
Hit movie Terminator scene from the hit movie The Terminator (1984)
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
The game being played is Wasteland 3 on PC.
#Wasteland3 #Wasteland #CRPG #Gaming #Pongsifu

[@Pongsifu]

Love can blossom even in the Wasteland ❤

[@niacutler6483]

Maybe the real wasteland was all the friends we made along the way

[@jango7889]

im bouta blossom in yo wasteland

[@ICantSplel]

Anytime, anywhere people can fall in love. But, if you love someone, you've got to be able to protect them ❤️. ...I miss MGS.

[@malignoerat68]

You're right. I love goats.

[@AlejandroRamirez-rx1py]

@@ICantSplel “You’re incredible Snake” - Otacon

[@dzecob]

5:47 - throwback humor ❤ The chemistry between those two is pure gold

[@thewatergod742]

Least the doctor doesn't know about the dog

[@didaibr1]

They said something like that in another video, I think it was Nioh2

[@lagrangepoint9386]

@@didaibr1 That's the one.

[@WeLUVSyl]

What show is the anime clip from?

[@wedsa95]

@@WeLUVSyl yeah, I second that. Tried googling anime come doggy style and the results was not what I wanted.

[@Kyrkby]

I have no idea who your buttbuddy is but your chemistry is amazing. Every single video with the two of you are absolute joy.

[@babypuffbar]

i love these 😂

[@JGPNGEAMR]

Legit his cousin. So good

[@dildojizzbaggins6969]

*every single video _is_ "Video" is not plural, dummy :'D

[@Kyrkby]

@@dildojizzbaggins6969 Thank you, Dildo Jizzbaggins.

[@shawdcummings2160]

Thats Valefisk

[@utsukushiidesu3966]

To pongsifu's unnamed friend, you're a blessing to this world

[@utsukushiidesu3966]

@@SpruceWayne.94 Wait where did you learn about his name?

[@Mad_Tongues]

@@utsukushiidesu3966 Diablo 2

[@soaringspoon]

Jesus whenever it's you two it's the funniest shit on KZbin every god damn time. If there was a second channel for unedited playthroughs I would watch that in a second.

[@Kronos0999]

Then it wouldn't be as funny

[@randomsleepyness]

There is a second channel with unedited videos!

[@douglasamorris89]

​@@randomsleepyness what's it called or link? I've been looking myself like crazy

[@randomsleepyness]

@@douglasamorris89 @PongsifuToo

[@gonnacry3278]

​pongsifutoo

[@AC-hj9tv]

You guys are a riot! Pongsifu forever!

[@giantent763]

Chika was too good for the rap section. Absolutely perfect.

[@dylan-wj9jl]

children soldiers? the perfect kind. it doesnt take long to raise them, and easily replaceable

[@BaronNate]

plus, smaller target, dont need as many resources to keep going (a sandwich and a sippy cup at most). They're great!!!! In game that is. As someone who served and saw actual child soldiers, its brutal man, LOL. Seriously, Africa is more messed up in terms of its lore than ANY wasteland type game could envision. Kids high on Kot and heroin, armed with AKs, ready to rape and die. I served around Liberia for 2 years and whew.... But this, This is funny, LOL

[@zyriantel9601]

Plus, they're smaller than a cat in a cowboy hat, which makes them great for sneaking in through small spaces!

[@laharlkent]

they also don't need as much food and don't know that holding C4 is bad for their health

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

And they grow up to be emotionally stunted sociopaths who can command their own child soldier squads, instead of well-adjusted individuals who might have ethical qualms about torching an unarmed village.

[@dylan-wj9jl]

@@Daniel_Lancelin if they grow up, yes.

[@hallowedjuggler350]

I am totally impressed that Pongsifu single-handedly draws all these anime scenes just to use them to edit in his videos for memes. Truly inspiring

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Always impressed by how well you show your sources of edits you use in the description, its genuinely really respectable. Thank you.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

God i love the chemistry between you two and of course the editing in these videos, probally some of my favourite videos ive ever watched on the platform. Not even lying.

[@puffsniffy6425]

I fuckin died when you got gunned down by the mob boss and say " what did you do?" "Nothing" the you scroll over and he's standing over the dead goat

[@aaronholmes6771]

“Cowboy cat’s gonna eat Alex Jones” I fucking wheezed when that was said then pongs reaction/realization that the kid is named Alex Jones 😂

[@richardromaine8639]

I love how this channel brings back the old vibes of playthroughs back in the early years of KZbin. The time when people actually sucked at videogames and it was funny rather than now where people pretend to be brain dead in videogames for views

[@jamalhamadani3785]

I love you man! I really hope your channel explodes sooner rather than later! Your content gives me a constant smile. I hope you’re having a wonderful day & I hope work hasn’t been too demanding! 🙌

[@Zigzf]

At this point, this channel is a collection of amazing RPGs. Love it.

[@anderstone3256]

Ok the "Hey it's the goatfuckers." was incredible.

[@imbaby5499]

And the adventure of these two lads freeing animals from their suffering continues. Keep up the good work.

[@SpaceMissile]

"animals _crave_ death" lmao

[@Sanzaru123]

I require more comedic duo's among the likes of these two and DeSinc and coremaster

[@erkthenothing5499]

I enjoy this so much I just rewatch it every week

[@AnyBerlinWall]

Dude, I been playing Wasteland 2 Director's Cut like nonstop recently. I'm genuinely pumped that you have a video about playing Wasteland. Thank you for playing this game Pongsifu.

[@mykle2069]

Ok question, how do you find the memes for your edits? You have more meme knowledge than anyone else I've ever seen

[@Pongsifu]

Using a lot of keywords on my files and also making notes after watching movies/tv shows. Like I make a list of "lines" that may be of use. I have a folder of just text documents for various scenes like "scenes that take place in snow" that sort of thing. And of course just a general "I could use this scene for this kind of edit" notes that sit there for a year or so until the opportunity arises.

[@challis2x4]

@@Pongsifu Damn. That's impressive, I doubt I'd be able to make notes so often like that when consuming medias LOL.

[@hey_Aradhya]

@@Pongsifu That's damn smart.

[@Funkpocalypse]

@@Pongsifu Literal PhD in Meme creation

[@norad_clips]

@@Pongsifu That is super impressive honestly

[@sunkruhmhalaci2592]

I've watched this video several times, and I keep coming back to show new people it. The clone with the couple still makes me cackle every time, and the rest is always great too. XD

[@CaptainRhodor]

It's always a riot when you two play together. In both senses of the word XD

[@sacrieur7899]

Just discovered you and the editing and humor are both TOP TIER

[@itsallgoodman8867]

this duo is timeless

[@deejloaf]

This is the funniest thing I’ve watched on KZbin in so long . Please more of you two 🫡🍻🥂

[@cheezburgrproduction]

My boy was flabbergasted when you pointed that question at him in the beginning “reverse flaccid” uh huh xD

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Always love watching you guys play with eachother, it's always entertaining.

[@sovereign3351]

Pause

[@lagrangepoint9386]

Phrasing!

[@extinctbaryonyx]

Ohhh that's a sus sentence XD

[@R-SXX]

I read that when at 3:55, felt sus

[@behema9713]

"BABE WAKE UP NEW PONGSIFU VIDEO DROPPED" love your vids so much, crack me tf up everytime. the edits are on POINT, the banter is hilarious. i feel like you should have 1mil+ subs, but with your taste and humor that will happen some day im sure of it.

[@duncedaft]

I love your friends soft little " *NOOOs* " they are so cute haha

[@IOSARBX]

Pongsifu, You're the best! I just had to subscribe!

[@micheal4371]

I love your stuff man, life is better with your content in it.

[@WeLUVSyl]

Hey bro, for at least a month now I’ve hit a depressive spell in life at the good ol ripe age of 14…yea anyways I wanted to say through my days for the past month you’ve been helping my mood a lot, you always cheer me and others that watch you up. So, from me and everyone else thank you have a good day/night

[@josephbroseph3003]

Makes me so happy to see this game getting some attention from a youtuber i love to watch

[@xnappy4564]

You make some of my favorite content hands down. It's also some of the only videos I watched multiple times because they're so damn funny.

[@lucasackley8095]

My wife gets a look of disgust whenever one of your videos pops on. I put KZbin on while I sleep and it repeats your videos. She knows most of the words to the Pokémon and Resident Evil Village videos. Keep up the good work.

[@rileymacmullin6783]

no

[@ironduke5058]

Nice

[@stephenchanda7580]

Love that you're playing this game. I love it and your fun playthrough is hilarious

[@agiliteaV]

Pongsifu's content is literally the only stuff on the internet that has me laughing out loud, literally.

[@seb2750]

The Jackson Rap is the highlight of this show

[@SelectedPsycho]

Amazing so much pongsifu I feel like I've been blessed with multiple videos in a short amount of time so happy another video dropped without a lot of time since the last normally rewatch a couple episodes till the new one but it's already here! Pongsifu you are A legend man your videos are masterpieces with so much laughter your videos are epic!

[@AngryAsianGamin]

First my culvers hires elementary school kids to make food. Now Pongsifu is recruiting them for battle. Next step is president

[@andrewkelley9405]

another masterpiece. i love this game and i'm glad i got to watch you bumble through it. and you actually went with Joker. nice.

[@Suzaku7410]

As soon as I hear Jackson's voice. Insta 'like' - Maximum love bro! Stay awesome!

[@dalikmartinez]

1:15 at one point I also served with a (SSgt) Alex Jones, come to realize the name beholds a prophecy because HE too was a Machine Gunner

[@tiddelyfish2413]

This was the first video I’ve seen from you, the first minute of this video had me immediately laughing. I’ll definitely be sticking around

[@LimidRyz]

I beg of you do more vids as a duo. You're hilarious on your own truly. But holy shit the laughs when i watch you play with friends brings me to tears.

[@JohnDoeWasntTaken]

I notice the sources in the description, so glad you're doing that now Pong

[@GoroMajima.]

I watched this video 2 weeks ago then the same week I bought it and I'm having so much fun. All thanks to you guys 😂😂😂

[@Gurtington]

Not gona lie, i clicked because because the thumbnail was adorable. until i realized your buddy was playing this with you, then i stuck around because yall two are the best lmao

[@christophernelson94]

Your videos are so entertaining and funny. I really hope you explode in popularity.

[@JaitsuStudios]

I don't think I've ever seen Pongsifu break as much as this video, man was gasping for air at times

[@captainluscious1773]

Wasteland 3 is soooooo good. The jokes write themselves.

[@randomviewer2730]

Ive never played Wasteland before, but now i want to

[@zyriantel9601]

I know there’s at least _a_ Wasteland game on Xbox, I might give it a go and see what’s up

[@riolkin]

Just found your channel but I have to subscribe after "You are the liar. We have not lied. Your son is a kite.....Goodbye."

[@millennialboomer6780]

I love these videos with you and your friend, you guys jive well

[@thewatergod742]

Edits just keep getting better

[@AceofWickedSpades]

I never laugh harder more consistently with anything but your videos. Outstanding content.

[@alec3683]

Dude this game is so good. I started playing this and I’m in love

[@Dr.Apollo]

Great content as always Mr. Sifu!

[@maximiliankot6030]

I usually dont do this so soon but within 1:40 of the video I subbed. Idk if it's the first time I've seen your videos but if it's usually you too or this is just how you are Iam about.to binge.🔥

[@bluecloud4652]

Honestly I don't know what half these games are, but it's really fun to watch you guys play them

[@eljena327]

Love your videos. Underrated channel

[@maxresdefault_1]

Randomly during work I'll think of the 'That's fine' bit, and just start cracking up

[@ascended313]

You are easily becoming one of my favorite KZbinrs

[@remainideal]

rewatching this video once a while is like taking drugs after a long recovery

[@richardtaillon1616]

Can't wait for fallout tactics ma dude. Appreciate the content in the meantime. Appreciate you! Keep being the badness that is you, pong

[@quinoa5615]

I just got into your videos and I wished that I found them sooner, your content is saving my life homie

[@htv_therealog8243]

11/10 as always. Great video.

[@Thedoctorxiv]

Omg I died when he said I’m going to catch you slipping 💀💀💀

[@rdoozy]

A good reference to nioh "My Goat is coming in too" -Jackson 17:50

[@Sir_Stalwart]

Why haven't I seen this channel before?! This is great!

[@VanBourner]

That paulalmao meme is absolutely perfect for Alex Jones lol.

[@alexisnaranjo]

You got me in the first 10 secs. More pls

[@Bleeplo]

Always a good time, when Pongsifu makes another episode :D Edit: this video was super hilarious!

[@wonkawilly8786]

30 seconds in and I’m already choking on my drink.

[@oldmanjenkins771]

🐐

[@frostiestark9533]

I approve so much of this use of Fujiwara's character

[@devonknox3987]

actually cried laughing. I fucking love your videos

[@jeebus2121]

4:17 - of all the people to have in a little video clip breaking a keyboard, you found one of him. How? Just...how?

[@thomasstevens2252]

Who?

[@manleychenoweth8144]

This close to Halloween, if you kill a dog you can at least save it for Michael Myers. If you're not eating it yourself😂

[@PremiumChad]

If one has no choice other than to send a child into a firefight, their best suited role is on crew server mounted weapons. You can thank African Warlords for proving this theory correct.

[@Rannos22]

Starting to drift into Kurosai's turf with these anime edits

[@dinowaddles]

I dont know if its because I'm super high, but your friend sounds like Beetlejuice to me. All I could picture the whole time was you playing with Beetlejuice and I love it.

[@crazedsnurp]

WOOHOO! Pongsifu upload!

[@holymosey2556]

I really just want an animated series of you and this guy going on gaming adventures.

[@Turtle451]

Fantastic editing as always

[@rigg4146]

man wasteland 3 was such a good game. its the only one in recent memory that ive started a new playthrough as soon as i beat it. fun fact, scotchmo is a returning character from wasteland 2, the devs were so broke they let someone create a character for a kickstarter donation lol

[@LovesickJo]

This is the best thumbnail I've seen all week

[@Ghostbuster_119]

This is glorious, Wasteland is already a meme filled adventure. Let alone after you add more yourself.

[@LucasCarter2]

Of all the NPCs I expected to see in this game, a pimp was not one of them.

[@gilparoonie]

Your content makes me happy to be alive 😊 love your channel

[@quint3ssent1a]

Thumbnail is perfect picture for "go, do a crime" meme.

[@overlystrategic]

Love when games like this get more attention, because they are good and should be played.

[@TerminatorEvo0]

Love your content, Please never change

[@MCwolfie]

Loving that call back though xD

[@cernunnos_lives]

Don't stand between a man & his goat. It's b-a-a-a-a-d mojo. Or is that mojito? After Ten of them?

[@notreally5920]

Another Pongsifu classic! _😊_

[@varikstheloyal4875]

I am loving your content. Keep it up 👍

[@null8fuffzn199]

Art, as always.