i can't win

i can't win
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

is this actually a surprise at this point tho

[@oldman396]

Play wii party garden gridlock

[@CptnEwoker]

I love you

[@TheRealKateno]

Nah it aint

[@gypsychr1s138]

Same

[@diclexic1318]

ya

[@mricci07]

"I only play with myself" - Poofesure, December 13th, 2022 Fun fact: This is also Taylor Swift's birthday

[@mrlogic7327]

How did you know so fast

[@mricci07]

@@mrlogic7327 He says it in the start of the video

[@LieutenantLysol]

YMCA!

[@laionyure]

🏳️‍🌈

[@rexvermis]

"oh no is it a woman? Thank god" ~Also Poofesure, December 13th, 2022

[@Sp3ctralI]

This is the calmest loss… Either he’s completely defeated, his blood pressure can’t take it, or he’s doing something to keep his cool

[@DasGoodSoup]

🍃

[@koffangirl]

He did say he's playing with himself

[@Sp3ctralI]

@@DasGoodSoup weeeeeeeeeed

[@KayoTheCoyote]

Probably all of them

[@kamthescholar]

@@DasGoodSoup frfr

[@Sp3ctralI]

9:16 he didn’t scream, he didn’t murder another Wii remote, or laugh maniacally. I call that character development

[@VortexKiller2]

His therapy and anger management sessions are paying off

[@DEADCOLABOT]

@@VortexKiller2 fr

[@swordman128]

He expects it at this point

[@Thatonefuckinguy]

I call that serial killer behavior. I'm afraid that he's gonna hurt someone cause the release of hurting himself has gotten a bit dull. lmfao criminal minds special coming soon?

[@killthepandas.]

@@Thatonefuckinguy ?

[@azhrrx]

15:09 bro was playing with one hand I swear

[@gummyloo8353]

was looking for this comment 💀

[@SeptillionSeven]

the way he just says knit at the end

[@chrism.1749]

@@SeptillionSeven knit ~ 😩

[@RIA-wv9ni]

hear me out PLEASE

[@TS1r731]

Hahahaha and then “…. knit” at the end 😂😂😂

[@jonmann4980]

15:15 the grunts and him saying “knit” had me laughing out loud absolutely amazing 😂

[@chrism.1749]

Knit ~ 😩

[@notYourBro44]

@@chrism.1749 Them strings makin' me act up... 🧶🥵

[@safeuske3007]

i'm still laughing and i am sweating

[@hhjjnggk6046]

I'm ngl those noises were sussy

[@annamae0011]

That part made me wHeEze

[@martymoomcfarty]

"I only play with myself" - poofesure, 2022

[@RiqMoney817]

*YMCA intensifies

[@VortexKiller2]

@@RiqMoney817 arm muscles intensify

[@i.am.in.great.pain.]

so inspirational

[@that0nlyaxo23]

@@i.am.in.great.pain. Indeed.

[@PhantomAarantula]

I remember him making that exact same joke, Rainbow flag and everything. But I can't remember the video he first did it

[@PurpleXTiger9]

15:11 Wow this man was really into the game

[@thematrixisgaming101]

mmh..~ mmh..~ knit..~ 🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

[@tomtrapp6738]

Poofesure: Plays 3 MATTS Also Poof: Is very angry and surprised when he loses

[@danielyuan9862]

Because he wins almost every minigame

[@Pamda97]

@@danielyuan9862 its so common to him its not even that bad anymore

[@Pamda97]

Super rigged

[@Azazel0183]

game is literally iin matts favor

[@TreeDocs]

nooo u spoiled the vid I think :(

[@alittlekittycat21]

“I only played with myself” cut to knitting mini game 15:09 😂

[@DoouPlayin]

Everyone talking about "I only play with myself" but no one talks about Poof literally playing alone :(

[@that0nlyaxo23]

Kinda sad if you think about it. He mostly plays alone but sometimes with people but not a wii party game (I think💀).

[@P_araps]

@@that0nlyaxo23 he does play with people but the thing is it's almost never on the wii except those times with troydan and some other VERY rare occasions,,

[@that0nlyaxo23]

@@P_araps Ah,okay thanks.

[@uncoolloser6233]

True. At least it doesn’t seem like he minds much lol

[@that0nlyaxo23]

@@uncoolloser6233 Agree.

[@Supreme-Fishy]

I only play with myself The most iconic line in poof history

[@Yoshisawesome]

More like the most relatable line

[@Supreme-Fishy]

@@Yoshisawesome true

[@lxmesoda]

@@Yoshisawesome true

[@diediedice]

@@Yoshisawesome true

[@Solstice2820]

@@Yoshisawesome true

[@kirbothememe]

"There's not much to play on this game... when it's just you" Fell that as someone who has no one to play with

[@Nintendo_nerd_64]

bro same

[@thebrightstartt9294]

So true, especially as a kid who wanted to play with others so badly…

[@bubaaaaaaaaa]

I have friends but they dont llike playing video games like they’re all brain deas

[@zoruasnivy]

I rented this game out as a kid from the dvd rental and ended up just playing the minigames on their own 💀

[@user-lx8xk3qe4j]

15:06 Poofesure has a knitting kink

[@adriananimates7448]

Girls when they hit puberty: NO IM NOT READY FOR PERIODS!! Boys when they hit puberty: 15:11

[@stupidnotallowed2992]

That's true. I did start knitting

[@thematrixisgaming101]

I remember hitting puberty, then i started knitting

[@Gamer_man227]

Knit!

[@BabyDigi]

0:17 I MISSED THE LOUD YMCA MEME😭😭

[@datguy8468]

mm- 😖 mm- 😵‍💫 mm- 🥴 mmm- 😩 knit!

[@GunaMask]

😭

[@SenseiblueTheCatboy]

Is no one gonna talk about the very peculiar sounds Poof makes at 15:08?

[@P_araps]

half of the comments are mentioning that lol

[@subekennedy9554]

I think the word your looking for is suggestive, not peculiar 🤭

[@SenseiblueTheCatboy]

@@subekennedy9554 I tried to put it lightly…

[@dylanclark4598]

7:15 “we have a sizeable lead. Johnny sins sizeable.” Poor poof

[@etereneri]

5:03 „first, the worst, second, the best third, the turn fourth… exist“ Poofesure, 2022

[@swaggyamw]

Third the turd*

[@Mcdavidsburner]

7:10 this is my favourite part of poofs videos. I haven’t finished watching but he has a ridiculous lead to where the video should probably end pretty soon. But the fact there is damn near 10 minutes left and the title of the video is a good indicator that he is about to get screwed by party Phil beyond belief😂😂😂😂

[@Mcdavidsburner]

8:58 my gut instinct was correct😂

[@selenagarzaprieto9282]

“This is hard to do.” *knits* also poofesure:*moaning*

[@thematrixisgaming101]

*KNIT.*

[@Skibiditoiletfan8]

0:14 Poofesure always has something very wise and important to say😂

[@STEVOBRADING]

15:09 poof REALLY enjoys knitting...

[@that0nlyaxo23]

8:58 That had to be one of the most painful experiences to happen💀

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

He's asking where Green Matt is. He probably didn't wanna know. I wouldn't.

[@that0nlyaxo23]

@@the-boy-of-a-thousand-nameslmao

[@anonymoususer2756]

He went back nearly 150 spaces

[@vince11harris]

@@anonymoususer2756wow

[@313dz]

"This game forces you to have friends" Can we get an F for poof's imaginary friends

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

F

[@thelonewolf7443]

F for Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.

[@ReeseDavidson]

Poof went back 139 spaces in his first wii party u video, now he moved back 148.

[@halt1931]

interestingly, it looks like the kicks at 11:00 were all aimed to where he was last time like, he dives left, then the next shot they kick left and he stays in the centre, then they shoot middle and he dives right, etc

[@adamjohnson3720]

"I only play with myself" Close your eyes at 15:11

[@harukafan69420]

long-time fans aren't even surprised at this point

[@lemon66111]

no one’s surprised at this point

[@X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9]

“I only play with myself” poofified classic quote

[@arkjag2991]

"It blows that they made this game so you have to have friends" sums up my life pretty well.

[@gissellemartinez-thomas5344]

“i only play with myself” best poof quote to end the year

[@SawyerGM]

"I just want to throw a fricken ninja star at everybody" -Proofesure, December 13 2022

[@ttstrikehilariousdude]

5:15 If you mean like "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the one with the treasure chest?" Then yes.

[@ilov3mys3lf100]

Mine was 3rd is the one with the hairy chest

[@blanche__]

Mine was "third is the one with the golden chest"

[@maximumwesley]

I already knew Poof was gonna have a bad time when I saw how well the game was treating him in the beginning. I was waiting for the fuckening. 😂

[@TBone31]

Poof is the only person that can get me to watch another video at 11:30 at night the night before my chemistry midterm

[@nolan13]

I feel you. Except mines marketing so not nearly as bad. Good luck on yours.

[@TBone31]

@@nolan13 thanks good luck on yours too 👍

[@baileyp4158]

Eyyy my Chem final is tomorrow too. Good luck to you both!

[@pansita1001]

Wishing luck on of all you 🎉 Let’s get this bread 🙏🏼

[@AJX-2]

Go to bed

[@AlexRailfanner]

This man never fails to make me laugh.

[@psychxmania]

i completely agree, man.

[@BronyIncYT]

When Poof starts off with the line “i only play with myself” in the first 30 seconds. You *know* it’s gonna be a good one

[@tom13king]

The mean value of a fair die is 3.5, so for 10 dice 35 is average. Poofesure seemed to get quite a few above that this time but he usually gets below 35 lol.

[@Polyeith]

but i mean this game it definitely all got offset by the fact that he went back 100+ spaces

[@pansita1001]

Absolutely golden 🙏🏼 I’ve been binge watching your videos and then you surprised me w/ a new upload Thank you, Mr. Poof !!!!

[@iforgot-]

ngl i was rewatching your older wii party u vids and lowkey wanted a new one. thanks for uploading; it makes my night 💜

[@SawyerGM]

Yes you can

[@lechilaquil2591]

when poof got all the way back to green matt, i didnt even wait for poof to rage quit, I rage quitted myself💀

[@frozenred3491]

Poor poof, he had such a promising lead

[@Sakurao]

It blows my mind that wii party U can be made harder and more unfair by playing with 3 Mats

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

4:16 - And just to prove that, he just lost before even playing.

[@DetectiveJones]

"I have a sizeable lead" *Looks at title*

[@HowellSzn]

15:20 holy shit if he was Yellow Matt he would have been so pissed because Yellow Matt should have got second

[@prime_231]

Yellow Matt was probably raging

[@ODessa002]

poof bro i just wanna say you and coryxkenshin have been getting me through my depression big time. You don't even know how much everyday I look forward to watching your videos. They really make me laugh and now-a days I hardly genuinely laugh anymore so...Thank you poof :)

[@brysonduncan891]

I'm going through a sad time in life but knowing God is with me I can do anything man So stay strong my Brother

[@jacobbelcher375]

Been falling asleep to your videos every night for years some how relaxing

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

😄😄😄

[@ThePipofDespair]

Poof: *getting mad over the soccer minigame* ad: it's gonna be loud, it's gonna be noisy

[@ReeseDavidson]

No matter what rocket you land on, you will always be 111 spaces away. That’s how it works.

[@couragedadawg6210]

"I only play with myself" I knew it

[@octo_gab]

its not a surprise, matt is unbeatable

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

0:18 - You are just lucky I wasn't going to sleep yet.

[@I_.-NHELV-._I]

I see your comments everywhere

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

@@I_.-NHELV-._I Good for you! No one sees them on Skylight Awakens.

[@gaterbear1]

you should play as a girl mii and see if party phil gives you better luck

[@hack41178]

POOFESURE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

[@KamiWrldNetwrk333]

Yo this the earliest I have ever been to a poof video I’m truly proud

[@cliffordowens4890]

Poof: I only play with myself YMCA plays with rainbow background

[@cristiangomezmontt6248]

Even Poof knew that everything started to fall apart when he got second place in a minigame for the first time

[@JumaBoi06]

I love how Alfonso just high fives red Matt while you’re having conversation about the game and just not noticing at that part ( 16:11 )

[@yandereneko5523]

I can't win: a hobbit's tale by Poofesure.

[@long_strong8843]

That saucer 9 minutes in was the most he has ever gone back I'm sure

[@Yoshisawesome]

I love how Green and Yellow Matt have completely normal names while poor Red Matt is called “FatHogMatt” it’s so sad but hilarious

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

3:11 - Best roll of the episode!

[@bjblade307]

Poofesure calm after a loss like that is scary, we can imagine the freak out next video

[@valleyluvsU]

I’ll be your friend poof ☺️

[@tracer2328]

thank god he said the "play with myself" joke from when we first met

[@abigbutterstick1780]

The gay pride flag is my favorite running joke, especially because it isn't overused. You never expect it.

[@theastonvillaseal585]

5:10 yes, I do remember but not third… they got the hairy chest

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

7:40 - Every time time he says that, PAUSE!

[@alex-sh5ed]

After years of watching Poof's Wii Party U vids I got a Wii U myself. It IS much harder than Wii Party.

[@zxflora8747]

I couldnt keep a straight face listening to you moan 😂😂😭😭 15:09

[@katiesigler2811]

think about it this way poof, you never sim but you ALWAYS lose. think of it positively 😊

[@aestronk-hungryball]

7:12 "i wonder how the games gon-" *9 MINUTES LEFT*

[@toxicjoshua7934]

8:47 I knew the video was too long for him to simply win 😅

[@coltinanderson]

I feel like Poofesure should yell at Nintendo to fix this game because it's beyond 1,000,000x rigged than the Original Wii Party

[@darkdomz4595]

"I only play with myself" He like me fr

[@danielbuddenmusic1502]

14:50 He keeps getting five fewer than the required amount.

[@dumbldawg744]

"I only play with myself" ~Poofesure, December 13th 2022

[@joshuabarefoot2326]

Poof, you’re a legend, and I can never watch your vids and eat without almost choking to death from laughter. You rock 😎😎😎

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

That's the greatest line I've ever read

[@J_X999]

I spent 95p on a Twix bar.

[@Nightcrimer]

15:10 Woah what were you doing there Poof? Is that why you always record your videos without facecam😂😂😂😂

[@someperson1549]

As soon as I saw the rocket immediately assumes he would get a ufo and go all the way behind

[@joaquimpower477]

Poofesure at 7:11-7:17:“I just wonder how the game is gonna slow us down now. We have a sizeable lead”. Me checking the duration of the video, seeing that there’s still 9 minutes left: “Oh noes”.

[@chppedsuey3804]

I was ready for you to change vid halfway through when you lost that mini game LMFAOO. I saw you click that menu and I was like “I’d do the same thing. Dew iet.”

[@cqstellanos]

when CAN poof win?

[@hotkokosart]

“This is what I like to choke in even thought it’s not that hard”

[@wav9686]

I'm glad to see the rainbow edit gag is still around.

[@Otakupatriot117]

At least beef boss finally has the most length.

[@DragoNate]

"What difficulty are you playing on?" MATT.

[@bluemars5305]

Omfg what are the odds of 4 Mario hats

[@barmyjes3177]

10:19 They Always shot where you went for the last shot (except the first one of course)

[@SplendidSuperman122]

The title alone lets me know I’ll get some sweet sweet Poofesure rage-

[@nana-wv3wk]

Oh woaw i was just watching your old wii party vids and you just posted

[@saccharine997]

Poof gradually becoming more calm ❤️

[@lamarioplaysgames]

I will be ok with any way poof comes up with to extend the series

[@krakenkrispykremelivinthedream]

The reason that he's so calm is because he has been playing with himself...

[@p.jmurray8700]

Not even raging, just bitterly resigned to his fate. Matt has broken poof.

[@darkdomz4595]

it's a good day when poofesure post a Wii party / Wii party u

[@busybees2820]

3:42 Poof you went from 142 to 111 spaces; the rocket is a set position though. No matter which rocket space you land on you always go to 111