Poop Is Stored In The Cheeks

[@diegoflores3408]

Imagine being sam's kids and in 10 years when a stranger asks what their dad does for work they'll pull up youtube and play a video of grandmaster samuel the 3rd asking alexa to play shitting noises for 2 minutes straight

[@FatCatCooper]

they'll understand why hes a grandmaster then

[@Whodjathink]

The 3rd?! Nah 🅱️, he's the *FIRST*

[@kriek9222]

"Grandmaster Samuel the 3rd, what was your proudest moment in life?" "My proudest moment, was taking part in the whiteshirt genocide of 2019.."

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

You’ve got it all wrong man. They’re farting noises.

[@TheOriginators]

Ah... memories.

[@mastermanofjustice]

Sam telling everyone he's selling his guns so that Aqua tries to rob his house is genius. Now Sam can defend his property against the menace to society.

[@rustyshackleford1508]

Florida Castle Doctrine, baby, it's a thing of beauty

[@ThatBoyBent]

Dont be a menace to south central while drinking you're juice in the hood .

[@zab6124]

But what about poob? He's arguably worse than aqua.

[@tylerkarnes2947]

Of course the Rat gets a stiffy over Loba’s ult.

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

I knew he’d love that. If Logan could steal graphics cards that’s all he’d take

[@jackmeyers7805]

I think you mean the Rat KING!

[@ryansistryinghisbest]

The sorrow in Poob’s voice when he said “I’m dead serious”...

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

Poob is emotionally abused all too often

[@bombidil3]

"I'm really gonna do it this time." I felt that in my soul.

[@scuffedrock]

Real OGs remember the old thumbnail

[@skamp_]

I sorted comments by new as soon as I saw the new thumbnail, rip dumptruck.

[@SimaoRodrigues...]

@@skamp_ *Cargo freighter

[@olivereckman9961]

Rip

[@pug-aloentertainment3801]

Gone, but never forgotten

[@deanyorke1717]

i miss that dumpy in that portajohn.

[@leviclayton1065]

This man essentially just records his conversation with his pals and it’s the best content ever

[@kayagorzan]

Simplicity is the way to go for me.

[@RenoMay]

Don’t sell your guns. Just have your kids build up an immunity. Start with air soft guns.

[@JoeKurr5]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening reno

[@ericanderson524]

Wasn't expecting to see you here Reno, nonetheless a welcomed surprise. Keep up the 2A fight brother! Your content is great.

[@JoeKurr5]

@@AxxLAfriku ok?

[@MrJOJ]

Fr rather than selling his guns, he could just lock them up like a normal responsible gun owner would. I KNOW he has a safe full of rubles and flashdrives containing massive amounts of cp. Edit: if there is not enough space in the safe, he could just get rid of all the rubles no problem

[@HyenaButter69]

I just realized Poob is short for Poobably beats dogs.

[@mr.sophistication1654]

Ooft

[@spinweee878]

Poobeats his dog

[@romeob6403]

I think Alexa just exposed Jeff Bezos’s fetish

[@garybusey9941]

I mean he did post on his Twitter that he’s a fan of Lizzo so it’s possible that he’s into fat chick farts.

[@borismuller86]

He’s invested billions into this tech dammit.

[@CheapCreep]

"Would you like to hear a like a long and crispy fart?" I'm dying.

[@tomlenid699]

Alexa knows what I want

[@bleedkaga697]

Does your wife's boyfriend know you're talking abt loba like this??

[@ShawtyDaDrPepper]

That's who is getting his guns lol. He must of allowed it.

[@BigBeerus]

I feel like your profile name is trying to wish something into existence

[@paperreee9110]

Sam is pretending to sell his guns, to entice Aqua into finally making a move on him, just so he can blast him when he walks in the front door

[@NegativeCelcius]

Only true homies remember the real thumbnail.

[@DrFlubb]

I miss it

[@Vanillamangaro]

Isnt it of her squatting?

[@PotionOfProof]

@@Vanillamangaro yes

[@LevinReign]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was someone else’s reupload😂

[@yeetosis9097]

Squatting loba

[@Sunshine-tu6cm]

I can't believe Sam lost all his guns in a boating accident

[@Brusierb]

Truly a shame that all he has is a growing ammo collection that disappears randomly

[@lamb_link]

@@Brusierb hey, bullets make great shelf decor, and sometimes they fall off and roll away, then you can’t find them. Have to get more otherwise my shelves will be empty. I’m sure Sam can relate.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

My dog ate all my guns

[@tonydraht]

I remember this thumbnail being VERY different

[@RenoMay]

I’m the ultimate loot goblin. This is the champ for me.

[@magustrigger9195]

Get back to law reviews...

[@iAmEnenra]

Hi Reno

[@eyecoordination6876]

No that’s Aqua

[@greenapples8687]

I see you've been watching a little too much of Aqua my guy..

[@DriveMyselfSane]

What’re you doing here Reno

[@levisparks1490]

I can’t imagine, if she was there, what Abby was thinking while Alexa was farting

[@arbiter-]

I'm sure she's already texting another man

[@borismuller86]

@@arbiter- she doesn’t go to work, she just goes to the woods and gets railed by a massive bull.

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

@@borismuller86 What the hell?

[@alexmay9095]

heartbroken over the thumbnail change

[@grason3475]

I hate the fact I clicked on this, yet I also don't

[@SpaceMissile]

i'm at work and i really hope my internet history doesn't get audited.

[@cenahater5002]

I clicked on it because Sam is great. Then I saw it was an apex video and read the comments.

[@SpaceMissile]

@@cenahater5002 psh - apex is great too whatareyoutalkingabout

[@cenahater5002]

@@SpaceMissile it’s weak sauce like overwatch

[@SpaceMissile]

@@cenahater5002 just because you're bad at it doesn't mean it's a bad game. 😉 ps: i friggin hate overwatch

[@samuelguevara4663]

As soon an Sam said “She left you on READ!?” I died

[@treyturner9707]

the Poob tinder story was hilarious to watch unfold on stream, watching his love life die in real time was something else

[@benj4586]

11:26 sound of the squirrel drowning in the fart bag

[@feelsgood3747]

Somehow sams got me laughing at fart jokes like a toddler 10/10

[@muttahumppinbeegyoshi9704]

I blew water out of my nose laughing way too hard at that stupid shit

[@madpro7202]

My God I was absolutely dead. Truly assassinated by this episode

[@dominicgerdes1294]

Sam is selling his guns? Anyone want a sweet computer setup?

[@maxihaxi9787]

Sam uploading is the same feeling as getting a paycheck

[@UnexplainedHoveringSpheroid]

Wow, you must be on a shitty salary :P

[@granttutty6210]

@@UnexplainedHoveringSpheroid or a shitty life 😄

[@Ryan-lq2rs]

Sam uploading something that isnt fucking tarkov is a paycheck*

[@ful5160]

Its more like receiving your unemployment

[@Mastashakenbake]

It's more like getting a free chicken nuggy or two hidden in your large french fries.

[@Inkubun]

I don't think I've ever been so uncomfortable watching a General Sam video than when Alexa was ripping sharts so casually.

[@RIGARRUS]

Clicked for the thumbnail, can't deny.

[@purgingheritics7719]

That makes two of us, if only I had some sauce ya know ?

[@daltarkingofknights172]

Downbadistan

[@kman1893]

Haram

[@origionalbrand]

Didn’t check thumbnail till reading this.

[@yeetmeister3746]

NOT THE FN BROWNING MANUFACTURED IN NAZI OCCUPIED BELGIUM!!!!!!

[@jonster5147]

RIP to that amazing thumbnail

[@frostytrooper5695]

I was thinking about say “hey Sam get a gun locker” but then I realized you had to get the 5 bucks for a shitty 100 year old bolt action

[@1810jeff]

Were most of his guns old bolt actions? If so just keep those in a display case since most of them work as wall hangers too.

[@mshark8246]

i would just keep the pistol and sell the others you should always keep a gun in your house

[@1810jeff]

@@mshark8246 He said "most" so I would hope he kept the most useful like semi autos or shotguns. Especially once in cartridges still available today like 9mm, 32acp, 45acp ect.

[@mshark8246]

@@1810jeff yeah yah just gotta stay strapped especially in florida

[@1810jeff]

@@joshuagraham1265 Nah, you can't cancel someone for owning guns especially old ones, if anything he'd get cancelled for the stuff he says. My guess if he's trying anything he's saying he doesn't have them for the up coming gun registration or something like that but that's still probably not what's going on. His wife probably nagged him too much so he gave in.

[@grimreefer9324]

It's good to know Sam is able to passively ruin his friend's love life

[@Bruhsty1234]

I'm dying from that voice changer

[@prax7807]

IKR!

[@trentiify]

Last 20 seconds had me in cramps dude especially when he started laughing

[@danielhenry007]

He just trying to connect

[@dylansmith5214]

Deep wheeeeze

[@JuiceboxCE]

11:23 onwards was a rollercoaster ride for me

[@ImJustGatsby]

Keep gun, Train kid too be gun wielding ninja, Let them live in the shadows... When someone goes to mug you bam shadow ninja child strikes from the shadows with a 9mm

[@devonesq.7533]

same

[@hypnotoad885]

Now this is epic

[@cptTK421]

This sounds like an anime premise I'd watch.

[@tpfraden7249]

Poor Sam had to change the thumbnail

[@casuallilolme2485]

Alternative title: “Grown men laugh at fart jokes made by seductive circular robot.”

[@DACFalloutRanger]

"I'm selling all my guns" Bruh say sike right now

[@chancedavis6216]

Bruh moment

[@chrisbato2093]

And then he says he's keeping his sword which is 100x more dangerous to a child. You can keep a gun locked with a trigger lock. You cant make a sword safe. I have many replica katanas and even thought they aren't sharp they are still dangerous. Such a dumb arguement

[@incapacitatedcrawdad7984]

@@chrisbato2093 yeah but it's a katana or a gun and hes a weeb so its obviously gonna be the katana

[@snkybrki]

@@chrisbato2093 Calm down. If the guy wants to sell his guns, he can sell the guns. No need to get your panties in a twist.

[@chrisbato2093]

@@snkybrki he doesn't need to lie and spread propaganda before selling them though... Swords are more dangerous to children and harder to store safely. You would need a locked container. With guns you just need a trigger lock or.... maybe he could keep ammo separate..

[@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755]

11:27 The nazgul assault minas tirith

[@indianapolisjones9479]

I thought the title was “Poob is stored in the cheeks”

[@martinclan2999]

😂😂🤣

[@Reventian]

6:20 UH OH STINKY

[@kevinhuynhg1112]

Woahhhhh Rev ;)

[@curtismiller4202]

Just finished your Walmart gun Rev haha.

[@JudeOhHecc]

Hi rev

[@yaboibunny4242]

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE

[@HomersIlliad]

You'd think General Sam sold the viewers' guns by how offended everyone is.

[@austrianpainterinhiding88]

We hate to see someone as loathed and reviled by friends, neighbors and the public have no way to defend his family from the inevitable hate crimes that will come.

[@thatsabingo6695]

@@austrianpainterinhiding88 lmao

[@SugarWolf211]

the cowards at youtube made him change the thumbnail...

[@Envy_Antonio]

I see the thumbnail got changed . Can't even have that huh KZbin

[@GrandMasterSamueltheThird]

Damn....had to change the thumbnail.

[@zrandeb123]

“I’m selling all my guns so I can’t protect my family.”

[@redvelvet5374]

Ironic

[@abdullahshahbaz4745]

my guy is kinda stupid he also said that he doesn't wanna buy a gun safe because they look horrendous

[@Trigger11]

Maybe it's along the lines of losing all of them in a tragic boating accident.

[@Nick-hm9rh]

Ishallah

[@clownworld4655]

@@abdullahshahbaz4745 I don’t blame him. You can simply keep locks on them until the kids are a little older then start teaching them at a young age that guns are not toys. Tired of seeing even grown adults that don’t know how to handle a gun or have enough brain cells to keep their finger off the trigger (or god forbid actually unload it before screwing around with it)

[@LasermanSteam]

did you get forced to change the thumbnail? lmao

[@lordshaxx6788]

Remember when Sam said that if you still play Apex that you’re like that one creepy guy that drinks beer and watches the kids from the corner? ... Well... ... Yikes

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

I still play apex.

[@scrums4748]

its quite responsible of Sam to watch over his kids

[@Homeskizzle]

Brave of you to assume he was watching his kids.

[@Soggz4]

Loba: THE Champ that broke KZbin.

[@trickshottitans3485]

I think you need to cut poobs pay for the podcast. He's getting too comfortable

[@coopers1716]

Sam over here thinking a 3 year olds gonna fire a WWI French service rifle.

[@1810jeff]

Or even have enough strength to load it and figure out the trigger system.

[@redvelvet5374]

@@1810jeff his child may have been born with the soul of a WW1 French soldier. You never know.

[@Aname550]

What happens when the kid gets older though. Teaching them gun safety is good and all, but sometimes you just dont want the risk, you know. Not sure if the young people here will understand the protective instincts that come with being a dad.

[@logandenton6467]

@@redvelvet5374 So they'll make one pillow fort and watch as Sam walks around it and grounds them? The soul of a WW1 Frenchmen in a 3 year old sounds like a Ez surrender win.

[@1810jeff]

@@Aname550 Yes but it's better to just lock them up instead of selling them or just render them nonfiring which can be easily done with old service weapons

[@BlazingQuantum]

Horrendous thumbnail, good job Sam.

[@Zwickerly2]

Sam out here confirming Jewish stereotypes in every video. Oh shit they added a legend with a market?!

[@MonkeStumps]

Poob got left on read because she's too busy listening to the podcasts

[@sirgentlebread7302]

I see you've changed the thumbnail. I know your secrets jewman

[@DJFreshJuice]

Nooo the thumbnail!

[@mr.serious4329]

can we get an F for the thumbnail getting deleted outta no where

[@demon8546]

Sam is getting rid of his guns? I think his older Jewish ancestors would tell him that isn't a good idea...

[@diamondddude171]

the whole video is worth it just for the last 5 seconds

[@spankyownz]

Dibs on the FN pistol you got, homie!

[@Robertthachickenwrangler]

What other gats did he have lol

[@spankyownz]

@@Robertthachickenwrangler I think a Ruger LC9 or something like that. But the FN was in the video where he killed the Aqua doll.

[@Robertthachickenwrangler]

@@spankyownz ahhh okay very neat

[@exiledfreak2104]

huh, thumbnail changed. guess youtube gave it a no no

[@thevan605]

Man, now im just praying for a titanfall 2 video

[@SpaceMissile]

man i just finished that game and it was _so f*cking good_

[@mmelesco4305]

Damn it sam you better give us one

[@prometheus4268]

I was crying during the alexa scene, I just wasn't expecting it to start asking if you want to hear specific fart noises... Wtf lmao

[@vampledample]

man i hope the sam’s videos continue to open up with “man, i dunno about you guys...”

[@ricecooker7037]

I like how Sam has like no understanding on loot in this game but still is entertaining. Nice.

[@thehaus6998]

11:26 for African children's Suffering

[@Jesus.HChrist]

The difference in poobs voice from just 2 years ago is staggering

[@wh1spererz]

i just started playing again and sam blesses me with this.

[@marusgoren9977]

did they really forced sam to change the thumbnail??

[@alexkeeton2800]

lol did you change the thumbnail?!?

[@shloopyyy]

Poobs voice sounds so different now lmao

[@spiralphoenix9839]

Did they make him change the thumbnail from then dummy thicc one?

[@JoeSmith-jp7bk]

I love the fact Bryans audio was 18x quieter this time, keep up the good work sam!

[@slothrodriguez9155]

General Sam: Hey. Wanna hear the most cursed sound in the world? Nobody: ... General Sam: 11:27

[@dr.whoops]

My fucking dumbass was crying laughing at that

[@Hugelybased]

I got a notification from KZbin at work and all I read was “poop is stored in the cheeks” and laughed out loud.

[@Lolfire]

Ahh sweet, it's Apex: Shadow Legends

[@benjamolang]

He's not worried about his kids using the katana because he knows their dex level isn't nearly high enough

[@TheLordZoka]

I never knew I wanted to hear a woman say "Shall I fart again?" to me ever before. Now I have a sudden urge to buy an Alexa.

[@Darkwater555]

My fav part is the billion clicks and actions on drunken wrestling just for the green guy to spinning back hand him instantly so hard it breaks the game bahaha dead

[@nirlox4802]

"she got minde control on me" yea thats going to hold up in court

[@clownworld4655]

What kind of simpery is this?

[@Crimblor]

Sam: I'm keeping the katana Seph-Sama: Now this is absolutely sugoi

[@fastestfail2645]

Sam keep your guns. You need them now more than ever my guy. Edit: please morons please don't comment on this.

[@KurtisBurgess]

Why does he need them now more than ever, my guy?

[@fastestfail2645]

@@KurtisBurgess we have a man who has dementia and who's also is owned by china is in charge of the U.S. and crime is at an all-time high. That's why my love.

[@KurtisBurgess]

So you're a fella who believes you're going to need said guns to defend yourself from radical orders given out by your president. Although that will never actually happen, if it did.. you'd still be shit outta luck and ran over quickly. Imo.

[@UnknownPerson-cq3qv]

Mate half of our presidents have been old white dudes a tick away from alzeimers including Putin's butt buddy and reagan.

[@fastestfail2645]

@@UnknownPerson-cq3qv yeah but a least Reagan gave a shit about his country. Biden was literally ask about uyghur genocide he said that it's ok because Chinese are allowed to because they rule over them. Also no past president has ever take advice form their crack head son. We are on a clown ride. Also who putins butt buddy I'm guessing the clients Because if you think it's trump than you more dumb than a give you first guy.

[@AirZeph]

i cannot believe you went back to this game, this shit has been my life and I still go back to your older videos as they make me laugh to this day love you samma jamma

[@sticklarry]

why did you change the thumbnail? it was fucking amazing!

[@detritus420]

Because Susan's Policies

[@arufakyattogutchi611]

Watching sam play a game filled with skilled sweats is the saddest, most impotent sign that this man's age has reached his reflexes and hand-eye coordination it's amazing

[@Chris-sm2uj]

Remember that this video had a different thumbnail?

[@xXMACEMANXx]

Cool to hear you comment on blacksmithing. I've been an amateur blacksmith for a few years, and COVID recently made me turn it into a primary source of income. Videos by Torbjorn Ahman and Joey Van Der Steeg are extremely satisfying to me. Joey replica medieval European anvils by forge-welding smaller components together to make the full anvil As for Torbjorn, he's more of just a silent Swedish guy who mostly does steel art pieces and tools, a lot of which incorporate woodworking (a hobby I remember you expressing interest in)

[@LHMDFedBoy]

"I'm selling my guns." Nah, that's pretty dumb.

[@bumblebeeman2103]

this is the funniest General Sam production to date Christ, it's fucking... Relentless hahahaaaa😂😂😭

[@cjlane4465]

Instead of selling your guns, why not store them properly?

[@joshman35]

He's too cool for that. He's just gonna sell them and act superior about how he doesn't have guns anymore

[@cjlane4465]

@@joshman35 "Woke"

[@Manko_Panko]

You're not allowed to put them in cages anymore.

[@gr8_chalupaking_]

Yea, and teach the kids they're not a toy and how to properly use 'em

[@Bruh-nr7ci]

They're his guns, if he doesn't want them than he can get rid of them

[@Biggy_Jimothy]

That ending was like a double whammy. Well, technically only one, since the game froze.

[@sainttimothyofthericefield4963]

What happen to the thumbnail?

[@biglad6749]

The screech at the end was too spooky.

[@sirearctic]

what happened to the original thumbnail

[@frankyg2384]

I guess he's never heard of a gun safe.

[@minkhageman4705]

Another game where Sam will spread his rat reign...

[@thatsabingo6695]

Why are there so many people getting worked up about him selling his guns. It’s his choice let him do what he fucking wants it’s his life.

[@windham722]

Damn guess Sam doesn’t have a gun safe 😂

[@GeneralSam]

you find me one gun safe that doesn't look like shit and i'll buy it right here right now

[@oliverle2628]

@@GeneralSam π

[@JimothyJigga]

@@GeneralSam u want to have one thats all black. Its the inside that counts. Ur guns look hawt

[@windham722]

Bet what size

[@windham722]

Personally I like the browning mark 5 with the blacked out American flag on it and they are like 1600 for a 33 gun safe. But add some extra cash to get that delivered because I tried to move on that size and about died 😂

[@GoEvenHarder]

That is it, I will buy an Alexa... That is a sold out for me. That should be their top commercial video.

[@Wumbumbus]

Old thumbnail was better

[@TheToweringOtakunt]

I swear to god, it took me way too long to realize that pterodactyl screech was Sam's laughter and not another one of the lads jumping in.

[@MrRedpanda2442]

why did you change the thumbnail?

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Sam better have a jaw harp in that collection of 7 wacky instruments he's bought