The Perfect Heist Doesn't Exist They Said

[@itsjustwolfe5525]

Heard you say “I suggest you click off this video” safe to say I won’t be watching this one! Thanks for the heads up Sam!

[@Cpt.Croissant]

**proceeds to watch entire video**

[@StupidIsMyJob]

Then I heard, "unless you're part of an international group of highly-experienced professional thieves," and I clocked back on, remembering I need to renew my library card at some point.

[@binny_y]

You’re missing out this was hilarious

[@FartBox_BeatBox]

It couldn't have been funny enough to risk my innocence.

[@maxluong2]

You realize you're taking away his ad revenue right? Which means he'll need to cannabilize Abby when they run out of food

[@austinlatz5457]

Amazing representation of what Ocean's 11 would have been like if every member was mentally handicapped

[@coyotefire69420]

hahahaha Top comment right here

[@Chaos_Senpai]

Chromosomes 11

[@thatmemeoverthere3998]

Autisms 8

[@bensnumber1fan708]

Oh so just the one where its all ladies

[@redbeneathyou]

We call them women these days

[@Slivyr]

I always love it when the boys come together. And also when they assemble.

[@qwestwest7113]

It’s truly a day when the boys assemble to come together

[@BoboBolan]

Like #420. I’m also super gay

[@scragglie]

avengers assemble! haha i love fortnite

[@callsignmaui6565]

@@scragglie f-f-f-f-fornite. haha i love fortnite

[@AkiraNokira]

6:51 love seeing you analyze the room with your detective skills and miss the little guy just standing right outside the room watching you

[@JargonMadjin]

"Quickly assassinate this horse" Horse: *proceeds to tank an entire mag*

[@DalePelly]

4 o'clock in the morning here in Australia and I'm up ready to witness sam pull of the greatest heist know to mankind

[@Cheeznik_]

Fungle, staltt and bizzle are essential for team composition. Staltt’s ability to be stern and stick to a plan, followed by Fungle’s British nature and tea making skills. Bizzle’s field experience and ability to adapt to changes. Excellent.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Fungle's saddened "yer know what?" After sam fucks with him never fails to make me smile

[@user-lv3mi3sw1v]

the grandious return of fungletoe, i am happy

[@sirrealism7300]

Cool game, can you play Breeders of Nephilim next?

[@Soggz4]

I appreciate the Sly 2 music thrown in near the end there, someone knows a good fucking stealth game

[@drej624]

i knew that sounded familiar, peak.

[@ashirrelevent1062]

SubRosa will always be some of my favorite of Sams Videos. "Oh my god it's Hitler!"

[@Nicoplia]

Where is Hogarth , we must know what is going on with him. Please Mr Sam

[@Itssneakzz]

kenshi's ass dawg

[@HandleMyBallsYouTube]

I think Sam might have been an ATF agent in a previous life, he sees a dog and it's just on sight

[@kingduckie9135]

He has a weekend job at PETA

[@kayagorzan]

A professional at work

[@chanadlerbing8659]

I played this game a few weeks ago with my friends, loved it, but they haven’t come back to it since. Hopefully Sam’s gravitational pull will get them back into it.

[@BotBottyBot]

"These are just industry standard techniques" -General Sam 2023

[@jondoh2226]

No one ever suspects the empty van with back doors wide open next to a bank.

[@themodernfrontiersmen]

I'm at work, but I'm gonna stop what I'm doing to watch this. It better be good.

[@yutub561]

9:12 the dude just went in and turned around

[@NOvBirLiEr]

I happen to see Exanima got an update. Would love to see Darren again.

[@camerong8351]

1:41 I don't know if I'd call the hit Nintendo 64 game Beetle Adventure Racing a heist game, but it was pretty fun. Good tunes

[@shednails]

Wow this payday 3 looks amazing

[@prauwnsauce]

The trailer park has molded me into the Theif I am today, no one’s catalytic converters are safe when I’m in town. Hide your copper.

[@Miraak0Konahrik]

God damned Beetle Adventure Racing music in the background of this gem of a video. How insanely cultured.

[@leonturner]

“We have Payday at home” Payday at home:

[@lnordin4854]

This kinda reminds me of that Detective video. I really hope you cover that game again someday, i loved that video

[@Logantor]

Legends say if you watch a Sam video before it gets to 10 minutes Sam will appear from your closet and say his famous line "That's "SAM-NOUGH"

[@logangant7732]

I feel so special rn cause my friends and i have been playing this nonstop over the last month

[@TheDukeOfSlink]

Ahh, a quality GS work of art. Like a warm quilt on a brisk winter morn

[@justvs102]

Used to play this a lot and I gotta say, if you have friends this game goes hard.

[@josephnowak6802]

Why does this run better than payday three?

[@lightoftheworld6578]

Beetle adventure racing music in the intro, love to see it! Inferno Isle, I believe?

[@rawbiie]

Yo good to see your content back on track. Video is amazing

[@englishdragon4198]

You had me rolling when you said “professional thieves” while showing a clip of your crew 😂

[@Cam_47]

Yoooo!! The sly cooper track.. fitting and fucking fantastic. Had the nostalgia juices flowing.

[@the_gooch7327]

The OST from "Beetle Adventure Racing" gets me every time I hear Sam use it

[@BlaiseTM]

Just wanted to mention, finished DOL for the first time. That cameo made me pog, hope it can return in the future!

[@leonidaspereirafilho499]

What?

[@soulares1]

Mfer just took the Sly Cooper 3 sountrack for this vid

[@WogueCompanySniper]

0:48 I too shrunk myself but it was cause I saw a game introduce a dual-smg character when 1 smg is already overpowered enough

[@StarFroggo]

I remember a video of yours from 4 years ago on Mordhau saying it won't last, you were very right.

[@aceisgreatatwarthunder]

Sam your videos are like crack. I check youtube constantly to see if youve made any new vids because ive already binge watched all if em. I need more man. I NEED MORE.

[@fvhrenheit4813]

Damn PayDay 3 looks great!

[@Stoic_grimace]

Git dem sheckles git um. As a low level street thug wanting to go up in the world, I found this very informative. I didn't really know what was going on but still enjoyed it more than those fkin movies.

[@greasyweeb]

Hope you'll play more games from this studio, West Hunt could be entertaining.

[@topsmug3409]

That beetle bug adventure music is primo!

[@andrewmore6058]

Sam i just got an add for the "fleshy pro" dude these adds know your audience so well

[@thatmansand5639]

I see you with the sly cooper ost

[@TheAthreosPriest]

A fellow man of good taste

[@twinshorties23]

Finally a video on perfect heist 2

[@innocentmantv9268]

Finally, he posts again! It's been over a week... *unzip*

[@tg5613]

your videos always hit that weird tumorous spot in my KZbin needs

[@garthstruddlefudd8408]

If you wanted a pearl necklace all you had to do was ask, sam. 😉

[@boucherwag_7771]

Thought I was gonna learn the fives D’s of dodgeball at 3:07

[@shroomzys]

This is like a scuffed mutant clone of Assassins Creed Brotherhood online PvP

[@Ricksdetrix]

10:03 I'm so glad I'm not the only person who smells my farts

[@iambigboygames]

I thought it was going to be payday 3 😭 I should have listened to the heads-up 😭

[@TheGhostGamer9613]

Bro as soon as Wes Johnson said "stop right there" youtube's popup for ad blockers appeared

[@stereotypicalitalian8437]

Payday 3 looking like it runs great

[@joystickmedia1769]

stop right there criminal... then the adblocker message popped up.

[@sallschoenmaker476]

Pay Day 0.5 looks crazyy

[@tommygunmitvierm724]

This is such a good game if you have friends. Kinda underrated though so always great when more people get exposed to it so the dev can keep working on it.

[@Hollow5999]

when ever i see a GeneralSam Post all i can think is "damn wish it was longer"

[@Can-of-Sprats]

glad to see some payday 3 gameplay, looks fun.

[@smokeyson436]

Operatordrewski mentioned you in a video recently. Cool dude.

[@styxrakash4639]

This game RULES. The community has gotten dry and not many people play. But if ya’ll check it out it’s reaallly a one of a kind gem

[@MrDanceComm]

It was nice for a few matches until a e-sports guy came in and sucked the fun out of the lobby.

[@TheBeromLP]

This is one of your best ones yet

[@admiralcasual1712]

exectly what i needed, my fyp is so weird rn xD you saved me!

[@tribeman19]

okay but imagine if this game be got big in esports and you could basically watch infinite sequels of ocean's 11

[@alchemist27ish]

Gonne need to take notes on these sick heist strats

[@Cam_47]

Just re-discovered how quality the sly franchise ost is..

[@ArmageddonSoldier]

The Incredibles movie game music. A man of exquisite taste.

[@LoudSmellingBoof]

Yo what about that goblin gas? Where is the next episode of die of laughter hiding?

[@gr1zlybear]

during the last 10 seconds, i pictured Aqua doing that sick arson job and walking away like a badass

[@halliwedge]

So this is what Zero folders does to a brain.

[@Locust5uc01]

general sam posting has me giggling and kicking my feet

[@paulcameron1439]

I’m so drunk right now this looked like a pay day 3 trailer

[@Cam_47]

This game is so funny glad you picked it up.

[@Bell_420]

never expected to see sam play this but im down hahaha

[@Yackattack22]

“Aw man Sam made another video it’s probably the same jokes as always…so boring” *Sees oblivion guard in thumbnail* “This is gonna be comedy gold”

[@HaruIRAI]

Wow, Payday 3 really does look like nextgen

[@surthinksalot8271]

General Sam the chick fil a supply lines are running low

[@TheBigKristijan]

hello general sam, ahh my skin, the pain, it burns

[@lilseizy5922]

What jippy song is playing at the end?

[@Future-Corpse]

Darude sandstorm

[@judgementkazzy7172]

A General Sam vid on my birthday? Wtf its like christmas.

[@GrannyHumper1]

Happy birthday

[@PS3Fan487]

I'm starting to suspect that this developer is a criminal agent or something with how many different games he makes under different dev titles

[@Denezins4life]

I've seen wheelchair basketball teams with more coordination than this lol

[@Chiricuao]

Is that austin bean

[@dannydacheedo1592]

2:03 ATF training simulator

[@kingcockroach.]

I dont just FEEL lost and stupid. I AM lost and stupid

[@forthewingaming1828]

Austin Bean just causally popping up in a Sam video 👏

[@P0werL1ch]

jesus you actually took him hostage at the end

[@angusmccoy5578]

The perfect heist still does not exist!

[@minzekatze]

the new pay day 3 looks great i think ill give it a try

[@TRipleJP93]

The type of footage I want, just good old funny clips. 😂

[@metalgear4641]

tremendous general sam video

[@yaboimax6356]

Payday 3 is looking great.

[@RewrittenDeepwoken]

Please make another video on the noir game. I loved that vid.

[@sighup7663]

this comment was posted one minute after the video was released.

[@wealthybone2990]

I loved that vid too but I was surprised it didn't do that well I mean I thought it was a great video and one of Sam's best vids.

[@RewrittenDeepwoken]

@@wealthybone2990 same, I watched the seneral gam vid and he said it did horrible.

[@wealthybone2990]

@@RewrittenDeepwoken I mean it has like 700k views but definitely deserves more like idk what would've caused it not to get more views? Like views are based on clicking right?

[@themanynexus]

I love these style of videos

[@bennunn5491]

Payday 3 looking rough

[@thegrogling6505]

i want back my 2016 Samuel

[@AnyHeroBlake]

Damn, I missed the heist