Poor pets 😢

[@sargentdornan8623]

Imagine you're dying, planning to get reincarnated as a cow, then you get the second one.

[@timlamein9637]

You must have been a really bad person

[@Mazi147]

@@timlamein9637 really good bad person

[@ninjaboyjames]

Soft reset

[@s3npai420]

Spawn kill

[@HaroldMC63]

Good person, horrible luck if we are thinking like hindus

[@LaughLode136]

"No animals were harmed in this episode" -Peter Griffin

[@duckthegreatwesternengine5490]

I guess Peter griffin is either shit or fucking Stupid

[@Mr.Bombastic384]

Bruh

[@jeandc_11]

@@Mr.Bombastic384 bruh what? U dont understand the joke?

[@ammarnk9260]

@@jeandc_11 there's no joke. Just some kid who thinks they wrote something funny

[@stickmananimationsX]

Overrated

[@The-Ent1ty]

"Why they be eating it raw though?" -me, without using the last braincell bouncing around in my brain.

[@nubsity620]

?

[@AmberRathour366]

Now you mentioned 😂

[@zombiecat1851]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@Resomius]

because it is tastey. especially with salt pepper and a good amount of onions and that all on white bread. well at least if it is fresh and you are in a country with very high food safety standarts like germany

[@MB32904]

@@Resomius you might get a pair of sights when eating meat raw

[@HLP_Gaming]

“I’m right in your ear. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.” 😂😂😂

[@randomuser8839]

I misheard him say “I’m inside your house buzz buzz” 💀

[@thexboxfurry745]

ASMR videos be like

[@umutkurtcu1521]

😡😡😡😡😡

[@beaniegachaxx]

Its not funny.

[@randomuser8839]

@@beaniegachaxx bro you arn't funny also gacha pfp

[@TomerShemesh]

"Well the lipstick is not bulletproof"💀

[@chrisdogg1403]

💀💀

[@brotherdj777]

After you take your last breath are you going to heaven or hell? Please ask yourself that question. Jesus can save your soul from hell. He will forgive your sins. He said whoever calls upon his name shall be saved. Call upon Jesus today. Repent and believe the gospel.

[@nawazishahmed8961]

@@brotherdj777 ...

[@brigadeunknown1324]

@@brotherdj777 heh what

[@marco_evertus]

@@brotherdj777 bro I’m a devout Christian but there’s a time and place for everything. KZbin comments ain’t it.

[@MrPurpleRabbit]

That dog scene was surprisingly brutal

[@kchoate2113]

Yea

[@toxicava0]

No shit it's family guy😭💀

[@longthanhhuynh4884]

@Stuart Little what

[@-mystery-.]

@Stuart Little i cant deny sadly

[@memecached]

Literally, a calf getting turned into meat, a rabbit getting shot and the dog scene was brutal? Are you kidding? It was the least brutal one lol.

[@chrisdogg1403]

When he said and "the lipstick is not bulletproof" it was so stupid to me that it was funny 💀

[@CarlosGonzalez-kk1vh]

All I'm gonna say is PETA might have been extra.......but we were really doing stuff like this to animals in those labs.

[@EYCualquiera]

@@CarlosGonzalez-kk1vh bruh

[@SC13_45]

People when they find out why the joke made them laugh:

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

i know right? bullet proof is not a thing, they shouldve said bullet resistant.

[@montecristo1845]

I remember seeing a “deleted version” of the cow one where there was slightly more animated gore as the calf entered the machine.

[@RedEyd]

… …

[@teethearings6509]

Purrr 🤩

[@itsshrimp91]

Proof? Link or didn't happen.

[@FamilyDude]

Yeah they censored it so that it can be aired. And for anyone interested what they removed. Here’s the link for anyone. Hope it doesn’t get age restricted kzbin.infoxXDLwNhb_GM?feature=share

[@teethearings6509]

@@FamilyDude I'M DISAPPOINTED 😡

[@BowlOfStainlessSoup]

I don't remember this cutaway at all 💀

[@fruit.z7156]

this cutaway traumatized me as a kid 💀

[@slimer6023]

@@fruit.z7156 pussie

[@emcrectangled]

i remember this cutaway because of the dog part, that shit kept me up at night for at least 3 years

[@skootergirl22]

Brian was being a animal rights activist in this episode

[@BowlOfStainlessSoup]

@@skootergirl22 oh is it the one where he goes to see a testing place for what he's investing into and it's all a bunch animal cruelty and shit?

[@TheLastEgg08]

Peta adverts be like:

[@sundownthesilkwing]

Underrated lol

[@justmeandmyanimations3526]

FR tho

[@user-ti6ix5tn2o]

Unfortunately some parts of it is true

[@todeepinthefandomd1453]

HU TAO! 😍

[@sohuendriu3323]

The only bad thing about this is you não tendo amigos por jogar genshin impact XDDDDd

[@VenusAss]

The vegan teacher isn’t gonna like this 👵🏿

[@andosrailway233]

But, be funny to watch

[@armaniwilliams8332]

I want to see her reaction now

[@derp3044]

No she is gonna like this what

[@VenusAss]

@@derp3044 how the vegan teacher thinks it’s like

[@bruh-ml1nj]

@@andosrailway233 u meat eaters killing the world

[@kacakakamaka]

“Spawnkilled”

[@jetimate0203]

They really said "yey" after eating that💀

[@KuraiKuroNeko]

Wasn't it raw, too?! 🍖

[@juancarlosrivera5689]

@@KuraiKuroNeko well they are Americans

[@justtim1233]

As every Person whos Not a vegan

[@mananghildiyal2675]

Well that's what humans do

[@mysticalbat6463]

@@juancarlosrivera5689 You act like only Americans eats meat from a cow 🗿

[@MegaB1tez]

Bro that dog💀

[@dynastygamer3916]

Yea fr i feel sad for that dog

[@soaringeag1392]

And that's why I stopped listening to NPR

[@Gingenuity]

@@soaringeag1392 I'd bet you never listened to NPR.

[@soaringeag1392]

@@Gingenuity I stopped listening after '09.

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

🐕 🚪 🦴🚪

[@winterd0tter]

Holy shit this cutaway actually got me quitting meat 7+ years ago 💀

[@nilojitnongthombam4444]

The dog scratching left me all tingly ans shivering 💀 !!!!

[@namenotfound614]

Why did they eat the patties raw 💀💀💀💀💀

[@alafridyusuf8514]

It's medium rare And also some people say it's overcooked

[@idkwhattoputherex]

Surprisingly (And disgustingly) this is actually a thing

[@A_penguinT-T]

Cuz they are American Edit: lol it's so funny to see Americans getting offended and confused from this comment

[@A_penguinT-T]

@@alafridyusuf8514 Gordon Ramsay wants to know ur location

[@namenotfound614]

That ain't medium rare, nor rare. Its fucking uncommon

[@andrewrobinson8199]

One of the funniest parts of this is it's implied people think fast food burgers are made with veal

[@picklesenate9681]

@J26 that's venison

[@ES-he2ez]

That scene is what vegans think happen

[@GayKermit-._-.]

@@novalopez3068 now, I'm not a vegan, but veal is objectively f*cked up. They should ban that crap.

[@spicedmemes1472]

@@ES-he2ez I mean.... its worse, they break the calves legs to keep them tender until they're ready to be killed (not a vegan btw)

[@stefanolugli1461]

@@ES-he2ez which all things considered is not some far from reality 😂

[@Jonnyguitar1877]

“We know that, for humans now!”😂

[@sarahvincent2305]

I feel that dogs pain who is forced to listen to NPR. I felt the same way when i was growing up listening to it💀

[@emberjaaas]

I bet That Vegan Teacher animated this.

[@d0llydearest]

YES

[@vkAwesomee]

still true

[@reganv.8309]

Was she wrong?

[@emberjaaas]

@@reganv.8309 no

[@melcol]

Thanks for spreading the vegan message 😃

[@A207.]

That Dog be scratching with such force to literally scrape his hand right onto the bone

[@god8347]

We watched the vid thanks

[@JJmiles]

Meat on the bone

[@trulymefr]

@@god8347 ok I didn't

[@coholic_al]

yesh

[@god8347]

@@trulymefr too bad

[@madsus5984]

I’m the typa guy that would actually sit through and enjoy the radio show 💁🏽‍♂️

[@juliotheepic]

The way they show this really makes me aware of the situations of animals :( 😭😭😭 Unfortunately we cannot stop this as people enjoy eating them, including me ;-;

[@Vilik711]

I stopped eating them because I have a heart :(

[@sunny0let]

@@Vilik711 it's ur choice, lol. It's biology. Or you didn't know, that animals eat each other?

[@Vilik711]

@@sunny0let They eat each other because they are not conscious and because they have to, but you are conscious and you do not have to do that

[@BigDaddy-wm5vk]

​@@Vilik711 mmmmm meat yummy

[@Vilik711]

@@BigDaddy-wm5vk I don't care if people ate meat or not, your attempt to provoke me will not work 😒

[@mydreams3630]

I was think he gonna say "now we know that the lipstic is not the same color as the rabbit blood"🤧🧑🏻‍🦳💀

[@dinofire3963]

It's, Nots the same

[@rookiecrusher4234]

Now that's some really FAST food

[@FollowAmDrightly]

VERY 👏 FUNNY 🤣

[@Bot29393]

Ba-dum-tss

[@Mrdipbhai]

That's not funny

[@rookiecrusher4234]

@@Mrdipbhai I am one of the hundred personalities that reside in Kim, the number 3 moron must have seized control while writting this particular comment.

[@Going.Creative._mode]

@@Mrdipbhai 🤠Oh, is it now?

[@Romanianball943]

This is why I love family guy :)

[@Daniel-oj6tm]

Man, PETA didn’t like this one

[@aaaaaaa9669]

Bro the burger was still mooing

[@ddsnuts1845]

No that was the fat people

[@havocapple]

That's how you know it's a good burger 🍔

[@kalki5748]

a squeeze of lemon on it would be enough, I have seen some hunters eating raw dear meat with fresh lemon juice on KZbin. you can find it if you search.

[@Adammarshall2341]

@@kalki5748 its a burger, you can't eat a raw burger

[@kalki5748]

@@Adammarshall2341 ok

[@maRy-zjt]

"well the lipstick is not bulletproof" got me dying like NO SHIT 💀💀💀😭😭😭

[@zoeyesqueda2371]

The last one tho 💀💀💀

[@Toasttime2]

Everyone acts like this is normal meanwhile I’m crying my eyes out

[@entertainment326]

It's a dark humour Death and all other taboo topics are common here

[@jennies3rdpetdog527]

Literallly nobody even has one ounce of sympathy for this

[@Juandisimo3]

I remember reading about an experiment when scientists tested on rats what it means to have hope. Normally 30 minutes in water the mouse gave up and let itself drown, but the scientists rescued it before it let itself drown and let it rest. After it rested the scientists put the mouse back in the water but this time it lasts many many hours before it drowned from using all its energy. The feeling of hope made it fight until the better end, hoping it would get rescued again

[@Juandisimo3]

@New Crypto if I could make unethical experiments I would definitely have that on my list

[@FELTFELT]

@New Crypto the japanese most likely already did that during world war 2 they did a lot of human experiments. without them, medicing wouldnt be anywhere near what it is today. the victims of the japanese experiments really helped save countless lives since then

[@shhsgsshsjhs7845]

I believe the rat got up to 16 hours and

[@Spreadeththycheaks]

@New Crypto Thats never going to happen Well legally

[@skootergirl22]

Rats are experimental on because apparently they're similar to humans in biology.

[@asifpasha7551]

I feel bad for people who had to animate all of this (frame by frame). Ok, so 4.1k, that's sad 😭

[@hugs4evry171]

They were probably laughing their asses off the whole time🤣🤣

[@asifpasha7551]

@@hugs4evry171 IDK, but that cow one was very dark

[@angelpr2477]

They're cartoons dude, not everyone is like this generation full of crybabys

[@mrlag8467]

@@angelpr2477 yeah I don't get it shit is funny af and he feels bad for them because they had fun

[@IStMl]

People don't animate frame by frame anymore

[@mrbaka4990]

😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@mayagardon5288]

So sad for pet

[@kipchickensout]

imagine the bones actually look like that

[@eden_on_youtube]

The radio guy sounds like if Chills started doing ASMR

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

I was literally thinking that lol

[@BloodMarket]

I remember seeing this as a kid- It fucked me up for awhile

[@r0sez_]

I swear the “yey” got me 😂

[@_.3800]

I showed my cousin this she almost fled my room with here tears-

[@ryanv.j.810]

You’re username looks awesome, also lol

[@yourbestam]

How old is she????😭😭

[@teethearings6509]

Is she a young child?

[@reganv.8309]

I hope she goes vegan, otherwise she's an hypocrite 😂

[@teethearings6509]

@Giah and true friendsWhy 😫 the 😎 fuck 😒 aren't 🤭 you 😜 vegan 🐸 yet? 🤨

[@solarist648]

The calf: fucking spawn campers

[@andreaschong3249]

The fat people: *eating the burgers* Gordon Ramsey: IT'S BLOODY RAW!!!!!!!

[@chaoswarriorx4411]

The radio person sounded like a mix between Quagmire and Mr. Burns

[@AidenTheAnimator2020TSWF]

Why that all got hurt 😭

[@classicalsheetmusic1986]

because that's the joke.

[@AidenTheAnimator2020TSWF]

@@classicalsheetmusic1986 A JOKE sorry I mean a joke

[@KPJ25Up]

damaged or killed

[@VivaLaEmail]

All I did was listen to npr while I was in jail definitely helped soothe my sorrow

[@darkrockman2389]

Congrats on getting out of jail fam 👏

[@VivaLaEmail]

@@darkrockman2389 thanks man

[@inpika8900]

How was your experience would you like to go in again.

[@rudrakulkarni3440]

Why were you in?

[@siddhantswami3658]

Writers of this show are legends😂😂😂

[@JohnEgbert_]

I think that bunny ✨ *slayed* ✨

[@yandere1566]

Oh all this hit me so bad I actually feel all of it

[@major8ce]

I have no words for this💀

[@BroYoureNotTheThinker]

thats why i like family guy. Critiscising (idk how its written) real scenarios (with exaggeration) and still being a comedy show

[@anulearntech]

The saddest thing is that all this is pretty much reality..... Humanity 🤦

[@flamekatze3724]

I especially love the part with the bunny so beautiful but I love every scene

[@Lightspeedloser_]

I remember my mom used to listen to npr on road trips to get me and my brothers to fall asleep so we wouldn’t keep asking questions

[@KPJ25Up]

you can see that your mother does not have much knowledge and knowledge in her mind to talk to you and your brothers. When she did what she did, it was just for entertainment. Not for family thinking. Your Your comment and my summing up or plainly insightful. It says a lot about your mom. Sad that you and your siblings are being raised for rule, instead of love.

[@Lightspeedloser_]

@@KPJ25Up no bitches

[@elvida87]

Nooooo 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭

[@zurargujarati9731]

That cow had me 💀

[@Yip_E_]

I miss every day before I found out about this.

[@berdia390]

same💀

[@TSree]

It is giving me hell alot of ... ✨ anxiety ✨ i didn't get time to react 😳

[@ntdelaware4life]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Random_Guy_10]

Bro the cow tho💀

[@adrianshephard2215]

Here in Louisiana there’s genuinely a radio station called MPR and All Things Considered and they do not talk softly

[@bunnyben5607]

It's called NPR and it's a well known radio station in the US

[@user-gv5pn1fy3y]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@frozenfriedchicken]

The veal one was so funny lmao

[@junme1389]

I love tf out of my college NPR station but the NPR jokes in Family Guy and GTA still get me rolling sometimes 😂❤️

[@kenkaneki5.032]

It’s not funny at all they killing animals ur an psychopath and btw I’m not a vegan I know how my food comes on dinner plate

[@patfitch6660]

Yo be fair, veal production is actually worse. They literally put them in a tiny cage and torture them for a few days to get that sweet succulent flavor.

[@__.-.__hi865]

They are a next to full grown calf tho

[@nickhasaproblem375]

They are pretty tasty though, I don't know, me personally. I always thought of you as a nicer type of meat, so I don't mind paying more to make sure it's actually coming from good place, which there are places that ethically do it. It. You're paying like four times the price, but like I said before I personally think of veal as a "luxury" meat

[@TheLastEgg08]

Torturing an animal only gets their meat rough and tasting like shit because of enormous amounts of stress. Stress doesn’t make meat tasty. Also, new born calves are just skin and bones and need about 8 months of feeding to get shredded in order to server good quantities of meat. Stop yeeting information of “trust me bro” cause certain gullible people believe it and that’s how we end up with another Peta ad.

[@athrowawayperson9990]

You need to go actually do your research instead of taking Peta ads at face value.

[@namenotfound614]

Torturing veals makes the meat worst, not better

[@petrnovotny7972]

😭😭😭😭🐕🐕🐕🤧🤧🥺🥺😢

[@lolaplays4087]

The second one made me cry😢

[@F3V3r-dr3am8]

The second one is how The vegan teacher thinks when someone eats meat Edit: I’m not saying that it’s not true I’m just making a joke

[@germanshepherd6638]

Well that is how collagen supplements are made

[@_blank-_]

She wouldn't be wrong though. And I say that as a meat-eater (cognitive dissonance).

[@officerspider7996]

Man I imagined being so scarred by this as a kid, disturbed me

[@bomi577]

@@asimnegi5078 but kids watch this

[@jej1.]

@@asimnegi5078 13+ actually

[@cherriemaesicad8830]

@@jej1. how is this 13+ ?!?!

[@adolfoduarte3719]

@@asimnegi5078 did you really wait until you were 16 to watch it? Solute to you

[@AdnanStatus]

Veil farm part was awesome cow(gau mata) 😂

[@OggyShows]

The newborn cow#####

[@gamingrad5827]

SCROLLED ALL THE WAY DOWN WHERE ARE THE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS POOR DOG?!

[@WarFoxThunder]

Ik4

[@WarFoxThunder]

Ikr

[@Donut14_]

“STOP ANIMAL TESTING😭😭💔💔” *takes bite out of burger* “ANIMALS HAVE LIVES TOO 😢😢😢”

[@Maron_123]

Nope

[@Flowahfrommsm_]

The family: YAY Me: you ate a ANIMAL , YOU MONSTER, ALL OF YOU

[@orangellow]

Me and Gordon Ramsay: IT'S RAWW!!!!

[@youngomniverse35]

I suppose this is how vegans imagine farms to be.

[@asclepius.dionysus]

This is literally how veal works. Once the cow delivers the veal is taken to a section of the farm, and it's cut up within days of being born. The sooner the fresher the meat, that's veal bro lol you're thinking of normal beef, which is the same just take years more before a cow is cut. People know the difference lol even vegans.

[@youngomniverse35]

@@asclepius.dionysus The cow doesn't give birth to it directly into a meat grinder.

[@federalreserveofshitposts2514]

@@asclepius.dionysus I'm glad I never heard of this "veal" thing until today.

[@dravyamehta6180]

cows are actually killed if you didn't know

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

I think this person means "this is not exactly how animals are killed"

[@swishy1260]

The part where they eat raw burgers 💀💀💀

[@malakeleraky3752]

I feel hurt for those pets

[@bitcoindaddy748]

The calf was very funny 😂

[@sunilsingh7881]

I think it's relatable 🥲😭. Proud to be vegetarian ❤️

[@athrowawayperson9990]

That's the opposite of their intention. They're making fun of really stupid "anti-cruelty" ads that don't give you real facts, specifically the ones Peta makes, for the most part.

[@_A.t.g]

@@athrowawayperson9990 I agree vegans and animal rights activists exaggerat everything and make the meat eaters sound like demons but still... Killing animals Is a piece of shit move any way you look at it.

[@epicy0shi737]

You got tricked by an anti peta ad

[@blackatom4957]

@@athrowawayperson9990 Then they made a pretty bad ep if people took it the opposite of their intention, like the burger king ad on how their burger is made from natural substances. *proceeds to cutaway*.

[@athrowawayperson9990]

@@blackatom4957 No, it's done exactly what it's supposed to do. Make the people who don't pay any attention just start praising it because it's "anti-cruelty", with no level of actual care.

[@blueberryboy1167]

The radio guy sounds like a combination of Mr Burns and the french narrator from SpongeBob

[@jamiegabaldon2259]

The dog

[@vrman8634]

The npr radio one was so funny 😂

[@jesperboel2319]

"For humans" imagine human test subjects.....☠️

[@qu_gnsnifflesss]

Out of all of them, the last one is probably the saddest

[@hanzmemes736]

y

[@qu_gnsnifflesss]

@@hanzmemes736 imagine leaving your dog, which for its entire life, has built trust on you, and is loyal until you or it dies.

[@markuscharles7024]

Torturing that dog with npr

[@dragonqueen5945]

Poor puppy this is so messed up with all the animals they deserve better

[@abhinavrana1759]

Sad but true 🥺

[@m17srgaming]

The second one got me 😂😂😂

[@thdiamondphoenix3618]

There's a common thing that I have noticed it's that All of these animals are being tortured

[@icronix4950]

Sad but true, broken world...smh

[@Alex_girl555]

😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[@ddmoc-draws]

This was the episode that almost my me cry out of all episodes.

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

ok

[@panoraxe]

ok

[@funkiestcord67]

"yAYyyy"

[@imadog2047]

I've been through all of these

[@Diorshamia]

The cow was so devastating

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

Well, atleast we know that the lipstick is not bulletproof

[@glitch_band6901]

Go to your pearter house you've lost an Emmy you have -3 emmys now

[@Imbreadded]

Doggochrome 💀

[@arikaki7129]

Family guy never ceases to impress 😌

[@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer]

"Eats hamburger" i dont see why this is my problem

[@beachybum-bum6390]

Damn that's like stright up raw meat damn lmao

[@SwordGuy17]

@@floorpanel8749 Yes, that's what they said

[@mrlag8467]

@@SwordGuy17 "like raw meat" is what they said.

[@asclepius.dionysus]

Qh yes cuz that's the worst offense in that scene 🤣🤣

[@_blank-_]

Steak tartare