Poor Pirates - Spongebob Squarepants (The Musical) | Studio Instrumental

[@LukDerVog]

PATCHY Let me begin with a hearty ho-ho And a tale that nobody tells well I've not come all the way from In-C-I-N-O To be treated like sewage that smells Now I'm certainly not that surprised For this story is older than time Me peg-legged pirate bretheren and I Are society's slug-ridden slime We've all been cast out as scallywag rogues With fire in our beards and our eyes There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows And it's soft as a baby's backside Some of us just want adventures We only seek wind in our earrings We are we constantly misunderstood? Don't ya know pirates have feelings? ALL Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth Poor pirates, p-o-o-are People too (too) PATCHY "Nice harmonies, mateys!" PIRATES [CHEERING] PATCHY Think of how hard we have had it (so hard) 'Bout our ships there is not much to eat (not much to eat) And dentists hate pirate insurance (yo-ho, no!) ALL Which is why we've so many gold teeth (we've too many gold teeth) PATCHY Laundry stays damp and me boots start to sink And me fingernails filthy and dirty The internet loads unbelievably slow ALL And we bedtimes are at seven thirty Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth We're poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Have it so much worser than you PIRATE We've got pirate parades to which nobody comes PIRATE Captain Kidd hosts a marathon but nobody runs PIRATE Long John Silver invented the bloomin' onion PIRATE But d'you think he gets credit for that? ALL No! PIRATE Captain Bob Hook, no one knows his first name PIRATE And Old Greenbeard's been driven completely insane PIRATE Hardly anyone celebrates our one holiday (argggh!) PIRATE Talk Like a Pirate Day ALL We are poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth Can't deny that we're poor (pirates are people too!) Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth That pirates p-o-o-are People too Yo-ho! Ha!

[@BabyDachi75]

I get lost in this melody thank you for posting this 👏🏻

[@-.D1nonuggets.-]

1:34 - 2:35 1 minute verse + chorus Audition cut :> feel free to use :DD

[@art8172]

This is so cool! Can you do daddy knows best? It's from this musical

[@Bara_tiddie_lover]

Let me begin with a hearty ho ho And a tale that nobody tells well I've not come all the way from En-C-I-N-O To be treated like sewage that smells I'm certainly not that surprised For this story is older than time Me peglegged pirating brethren and I Are society's slug-ridden slime We've all been cast out as scallywag rogues With fire in our beards and our eyes There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows And it's soft as a baby's backside Some of us just want adventures The open-sea wind in our earrings Why are we constantly misunderstood Don't you know pirates have feelings [PIRATES] Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR [PATCHY] People too (too, too, too) Nice harmonies, mateys! Think of how harrrd we have had it (so hard) Out on ships there is not much to eat (not much to eat) And dentists hate pirate insurance (yo ho no) [PIRATES] Which is why we've so many gold teeth (We've too many gold teeth) [PATCHY] Me laundry stays damp and me boots start to stink And me fingernails filthy and dirty Me internet loads unbelievably slow [PIRATES] And me bedtime's around 7:30 Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth We're poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates [PATCHY] Have it so much worse than you [PIRATES] We've got pirate parades to which nobody comes Captain Kidd hosts a marathon but nobody runs Long John Silver invented the bloomin' onion But you think he gets credit for that? (NO!) Captain Bob Hook, no one knows his first name And old Greenbeard's been driven completely insane [PATCHY] Hardly anyone celebrates our one holiday Arr... Talk Like a Pirate Day! [PIRATES] We're poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth (Pirates are people too) Can't deny that we're poor, poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth That pirates, P-O-O-ARR People too Yo ho!

[@Monika-ro1kn]

I like spongebob squarepants

[@augustascarlett877]

You should do best day ever I need a good version of it friday and these are really awesome!

[@yuh7754]

0:51

[@DrakeShepard1]

Loving this! Great work! Are you going to do Hero is my Middle Name? Trying to find a karaoke for it for my kids in school as they love it

[@shaypool4071]

do you have the karaoke where the ensemble sings and it’s just patchy karaoke?

[@sadlittlebikerack]

PATCHY Let me begin with a hearty ho-ho And a tale that nobody tells well I've not come all the way from In-C-I-N-O To be treated like sewage that smells Now I'm certainly not that surprised For this story is older than time Me peg-legged pirate bretheren and I Are society's slug-ridden slime We've all been cast out as scallywag rogues With fire in our beards and our eyes There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows And it's soft as a baby's backside Some of us just want adventures We only seek wind in our earrings We are we constantly misunderstood? Don't ya know pirates have feelings? ALL Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth Poor pirates, p-o-o-are People too (too) PATCHY "Nice harmonies, mateys!" PIRATES [CHEERING] PATCHY Think of how hard we have had it (so hard) 'Bout our ships there is not much to eat (not much to eat) And dentists hate pirate insurance (yo-ho, no!) ALL Which is why we've so many gold teeth (we've too many gold teeth) PATCHY Laundry stays damp and me boots start to sink And me fingernails filthy and dirty The internet loads unbelievably slow ALL And we bedtimes are at seven thirty Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth We're poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Have it so much worser than you PIRATE We've got pirate parades to which nobody comes PIRATE Captain Kidd hosts a marathon but nobody runs PIRATE Long John Silver invented the bloomin' onion PIRATE But d'you think he gets credit for that? ALL No! PIRATE Captain Bombum, no one knows his first name PIRATE And Old Greenbeard's been driven completely insane PIRATE Hardly anyone celebrates our one holiday (argggh!) PIRATE Talk Like a Pirate Day ALL We are poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth Can't deny that we're poor (pirates are people too!) Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates, p-o-o-r Poor pirates Can't deny this simple truth That pirates p-o-o-are People too Yo-ho! Ha!