poor unfortunate souls (but it sounds more evil) || slowed

The song is NOT mine, only the video itself and the editing done to it.

[@manda8658]

The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself. Can you do that? My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to. I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch To this True? Yes. And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear lady, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic) Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them! Yes I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Have we got a deal? If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again. But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh. Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. But I don't have- I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is - your voice. But without my voice, how can I- You'll have your looks, your pretty face. And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha! The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word And after all dear, what is idle babble for? Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man Come on you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voice! You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate soul Beluga sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix glaucitis Et max laryngitis La voce to me Now, sing! Aah... Keep singing!

[@olivebirdy2150]

It's much easier to understand what Ursula says when she's slowed down.

[@jennie5471]

thank youuu

[@PierreChalamet7]

We're not fucking dumb we can hear what it says

[@QuaestorValdemar]

@@PierreChalamet7 maybe you aren't, don't assume other peoples ability to hear ;-; I would not have understood shit without this

[@kinkacho413]

@@PierreChalamet7 it’s the lyrics dumbass

[@RockStar_Bryan]

This is the only song slowed down that makes the song sound like a male voice and that's awesome- I know it wasn't intended but it's cool

[@witchingbrew3]

I mean.... Ursula was inspired by a drag queen....Miss Divine rip

[@chi.a.rah4]

@@witchingbrew3 Didn't Divine themselves voice Ursula?

[@Missy3940]

@@chi.a.rah4 Pat Carroll did.

[@chi.a.rah4]

@@Missy3940 Oh, thank you so much! I was kinda confused on that, my bad 😅

[@Missy3940]

@@chi.a.rah4 Yw!

[@Steven-op4jw]

Tim Curry ft. Michael Jackson?

[@Turb0TrvsMikl09]

Nohohohohooo lmao I can't I'm hear it! /hj

[@umbria_666]

Oh god I hear it

[@raythefangirl1339]

I can hear it oh god

[@redroofinn7o]

I will never not hear it now...

[@clearcloud100]

I will never be able to recover from this

[@GigglePanda]

"Pathetic." Love it

[@TheHalloweenSpirit]

Imagining the scene of a medium possessed by a demon who grants a unique opportunity to her poor clients...

[@madama3844]

She almost sounds like tim curry in this.

[@lilmissgoth.]

Just made an edit with this audio with one of Tim’s films. kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2jKYoGVeZWpiM0

[@honeysucle10]

Guys, just turn it on 1.25 and it's paced pretty much the same as the original but with this delightful male tone. I love your editing job on this, thank you for making it!

[@alishaleef3682]

Wow. I thought I was the only one who changes the speed to 1.25.

[@ClydeSloth_Productions]

This is fantastic and so underrated!

[@TheFaustianAlchemist]

If a Faust movie musical comes out and Mephistopheles isn't singing this song, I'm not going

[@ashdragon8358]

It sounds like frolo from the hunch back of notrdome (I can't spell it)

[@Rebecca_Luvs]

*Notre Dame

[@TheHalloweenSpirit]

Judge Claude Frollo A Hellfire version like this could be haunting and amazing!

[@Wuubaboo]

aww I loved that movie it made my childhood

[@b.m...]

3:41 I love how she says "Go ahead! Make your choice!" So evil

[@chylcody7804]

Fully-grown Azul Ashengrotto suceeding at being a littler mer-mafia Boss.

[@TVgoodies]

Nobody talks about how this version of ariel singing sounds like the perfect singing voice for a male ariel.

[@sampeacaml9307]

That ''Yes indeed!''...(Pleasant shivers)

[@KapperzSean]

How cool would it be if the evil Manta teamed up with Ursula to take out Ariel

[@brookelofton2832]

This is bad ass!! Wow

[@garypaul2907]

Satan is that you? Love it

[@jankailapocot4356]

I'm crying-

[@olivebirdy2150]

I love this.

[@julietgaisinskie2320]

this is great i love it!!!

[@zooming_zebra]

Woah, this is amazing

[@THATGUYJXSH]

Ok but ariel vocalizing slowed down is so pretty

[@yin4375]

Why do it sound like Scar from lion king?? Just a lil bit

[@dandelion_16]

This is great!

[@FragileAsAFlower]

Laughing Jack much? Please.. makes me think of Ursula as LJ.

[@chloes_.closet_]

I’m getting more Zalgo vibes, but I get what you mean.

[@FragileAsAFlower]

@@chloes_.closet_ Okay.

[@lunahix4815]

*Shut up and take my soul and voice!*

[@user-xl4ks9ec3f]

He remind me wiseman from sailor moon

[@ragtimearts651]

It sounds like Steven fry. I can't stop thinking about it

[@MusicByKsyusha]

OMG YES! Especially at “Now my lady, please don’t laugh.”

[@nataliakowalska8553]

Agreed

[@FragileAsAFlower]

I love this cover. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@decayingdeer]

Its powerful and i love it

[@vehement.]

Damn the prince, I’d take that guy any day LMAO

[@chelseawork902]

2:51 is the part yal are here for

[@vladedin3024]

Gender bend????

[@valeritaneko890]

It sounds like the old vip from squid game

[@coversbyana5971]

I refuse to listen to this song any other way

[@Tadaokomai]

Will u consider doing Melissa poor unfortunate souls?

[@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite]

Two words: Evil Manta.

[@theonetruelove]

James Earl Jones, or Ertha Kit?

[@channelfandoms4112]

Sounds a bit like scar at times

[@thebiggunce]

Damn I don’t remember this in the joker

[@pennybigchad5670]

Lowkey sounds like how Discord sings

[@starkamakuunicorn2]

I admit in the past I've been a nasty..

[@ohanakiddos4599]

Can you do 2023?

[@goodshotman7]

*

[@kingofthedepths3513]

It sounds male Nice

[@rbj8387]

Yassified Frollo?