Pootis Benchmark

[@LaserCoreX]

"[Heavy] did exactly what he said he was going to do..." "He took that ass."

[@crisrose9707]

I believe it is pronounced "HAAaaass"

[@christiangottsacker6932]

That ass took him tbh

[@andrewsd2819]

This video is just the plot of Pootis Engage in 27 seconds

[@hakuzoable]

Mission accomplished.

[@SaltedMallows]

@@crisrose9707 Big anime Tiddy and HASSS !

[@glebstepkin2430]

Congrats, you have acquired: THE THICC ANIME THIGHS Reality will now collapse.

[@existenceworking1527]

Time to activate the fuck physics machine

[@glebstepkin2430]

@@existenceworking1527 Oh shit, there's a zombie clown.

[@cringeman2450]

@@glebstepkin2430 What

[@zalix5626]

@@glebstepkin2430 you don't kill clown. CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!

[@notknown3245]

What? NO NO no no! I haven't finished reading Josei Kosei Rich Thots yet!

[@Z2Obsidion]

They finally did it. They've found the anime.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

But it was a booby trap.

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

@@ShinigamiSamaH They still survived. XD

[@CurryNoodles9001]

“We did it boys, we saved anime”

[@Negawatttttttt11]

@@ShinigamiSamaH OH MY GOD THAT PUN WAS GODLY BAD BUT I STILL LAUGHED

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

The arc is complete

[@Dingus6969]

this is literally just a shorter version of POOTIS ENGAGE.

[@staytuned1750]

The sequel

[@Dingus6969]

Yes but also no.

[@coomcharger6105]

@@Dingus6969 If they said they had anime, the raid would've happened

[@thepremiumpickles1293]

this is the finale to pootis engage. we never saw them finally get the animes tiidy

[@kamikaze1710]

the final scene that dint get in the POOTIS ENGAGE video xd

[@berylethyl]

"The Pootis March" - Official Music Video

[@kannatheweeb8836]

yes

[@thatguy3671]

A real banger

[@user-td5nk4dg9i]

@@kannatheweeb8836 YES

[@kevinhefley7163]

-P-P-P-POOT'POT POOTPOTTIS

[@user-td5nk4dg9i]

@@kevinhefley7163 p00tis

[@AlmightyRager95]

In the words of the heavy: "Is nice."

[@ThomasG2-Chuklenuts]

I love how their walking is 100% sync to the music

[@lewismartin533]

Nah the walk is slightly behind the beat, you can notice it slowing down towards the end. But it’s still pretty close

[@kaka-fd5ub]

99.99% synced

[@Kyle_Reese]

Yeah, and I love it!

[@iTzTiMeToJuMp]

If you think this is great, you should check out his other vids...

[@CBRN-115]

My enjoyment is immeasurable and my day is made

[@swingingflinging683]

“Little did they know, they were planning for them to get their reward, and when they did it would be their last.”

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

For the anime milk makers, t’was a trap.

[@simonconagher6921]

Trully poeTHICC

[@cpt_curly]

heavy in a regular T-shirt is horrifying.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

hmm

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

@ And this, is a bucket

[@TheBlackRose666]

@@oneaveragejojofan5768 dear.. *GOD*

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

@@TheBlackRose666 There's *more*

[@tenacioustent810]

hevy

[@guhh8792]

THE GOOD: *SUGOI DEKAI* THE EVIL: *MEGA MILK*

[@JD-zp4vn]

“Me and the boys asking Mom for a sleepover”

[@yes8807]

Fax

[@e_y6672]

"and then suicide bombing her"

[@stonks6616]

e_y lol

[@televisionlaughoutloud]

Moms*

[@Godsdog7777]

Pefection👌

[@DasMxD]

ye a

[@ToastyDino]

sweet and sour sauce

[@mochilaavila]

A

[@notanythinganymore]

да

[@captainenigma275]

the

[@JackSnotty]

the the

[@realxrtisthebest1971]

I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is something else

[@kannatheweeb8836]

its good

[@aykayjay]

this should be exactly what you expect

[@seanseantse]

AyKayJay _ no THIS is a whole new level

[@Al_Xe]

That explosion at the end might seem out of nowhere but it’s actually a really deep metaphor for the state of twitter.

[@Takai05]

What’s going on in Twitter?

[@Al_Xe]

Takai05 discourse over the design of an anime girl

[@VUFL0]

Ah yes...

[@prometheus1815]

Blowing stuff out of proportion for no reason? Yep sounds like Twitter

[@Knightly_Artworks]

If I ever go to Russia and see a single person not look exactly like heavy, I might actually cry Edit: I will settle for a buff bald Russian man, BUT NO LESS

[@Hobo_Joe]

Look up Russian slapping competition

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296]

@@Hobo_Joe yes do it

[@Hobo_Joe]

Or just watch Penguinz0 he made a series on it

[@e1357]

you talking about the "slapping champion" even though he never actually slaps and just cheats, yet everyone thinks he is amazing because the camera is always at his left so we never get to see him change the angle much?

[@Hadi290.9]

@@e1357 what?

[@GhostTrueCapitalist]

Boys: "I'm gonna Naruto run into Area 51!" Men: *"'URA' it is, then..."*

[@ledlobster4408]

Blue Heavy with Uzaki-Chan's shirt? Is everything ok Ceno?

[@nadrewod999]

The other shirt ("Mega Milk") is from an infamous hentai comic. So they're both just referencing "big anime titties".

[@thotboi3927]

nadrewod999 You had to remind me of “that” hadn’t you?

[@sarmin8008]

@@nadrewod999 How awesome would it be if heavy had big anime tiddies?

[@bRUhlomeS]

@@sarmin8008 *NO*

[@moushindeiru9769]

@@sarmin8008 are you implying he doesnt?

[@TheYeetiest]

I bet you've replayed this video several times already.

[@ForeignDraws]

TheYeetiest your absolutely right

[@kasuscloud4805]

*Knowing damn well he's watched this video several times.* Listen here you little shit.

[@hypermoth]

Ah yes, the true post-credits scene for Pootis Engage.

[@gazzangrad6378]

the guys that survided to the heavyes rampage: "why do i hear red alert 3 music?"

[@jaymontijo4124]

Finally, someone here knows what Soviet March is here. I thought I was the only one.

[@gazzangrad6378]

@@jaymontijo4124 soviet quality.

[@anaverageguy8868]

Indeed

[@Yougotcaged102]

"Mission failed, we'll get em' next time"

[@bigmackium8844]

And this is what happends when a imovable object enconters a unstopable force

[@greasemonke5471]

we are witnessing history being this will be taught in schools across the globe

[@kenzikapture3729]

Once again a quote reference from my favorite film

[@jaymontijo4124]

Aka Tusk act 4 and GER fighting.

[@DragonDeen253]

I cant wait for someone to make a 10 hour version of heavy just walking with a mega milk shirt🤣🤣

[@stonks6616]

I still demand to know where that comes from, I know where the other is from though

[@DragonDeen253]

@@stonks6616 the mega milk shirt comes from a hentai and the other one comes from an anime called uzaki chan I think

[@stonks6616]

Emaddeen Amm I’ve watched Uzaki-Chan wants to hang out already but thanks

[@dylanzand878]

@@DragonDeen253 wait how do you know that

[@DragonDeen253]

@@dylanzand878 I'm a S class degenerate weeb I know my shit 🤣🤣

[@mrbruhnie5137]

silently in the back ground *Success, we have taken the enemy's ...

[@bigmann7814]

They exploded bigger than the carts on payload maps.

[@TheRtsKing13]

The Red alert 3 music really compliments his walk cycle

[@dorksdomain8355]

The people who disliked this video were the guards pootis destroyed

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

Now have 10, which one you mean?

[@dorksdomain8355]

OH HO DO YOU READING ME? It’s all the guards they put in hospitals

[@dorksdomain8355]

Robbe Van Hove how do you know this?

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

@@dorksdomain8355 because heavy is a good and heavy guy.

[@dorksdomain8355]

OH HO DO YOU READING ME? Yes he is

[@AimlessSavant]

*17,000 views* Cen0: "Guys, it's just a benchmark."

[@Demomain-]

really should have waited for the view count to go up

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Finally. They get the anime AHSS.

[@thedarkartist3231]

I freakin love the soviet march song, it goes with everything that Heavy does. Even if it is taking anime butts or trying to eat Spy or stopping Red Heavy from eating Spy.

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

Ceno0:This, is my newest video Me: Dear god Ceno0: There's more Me:Nooo

[@andrewdude1614]

pee combinded with poo and kaa (x2)

[@elecman748]

Because of Za Warudo (Nice pfp tbh)

[@marcustumilba4761]

To pay respects

[@_V.Va_]

Good question.

[@jeancarlocorso5281]

Yes

[@Mezzy..]

You're my favourite tf2 animator.

[@thespiffiestbif4177]

They finally did it the mad lads. They claimed the thiccness.

[@rev9436]

Thank you for bringing this song back to its former glory

[@sovietheavy5500]

0:21 Наш советский союз покарает *BOOOM*

[@themodemdemon]

this is so scary he looks like a real person i can't imagine someone looking like that

[@pizzatimewithpizza7399]

POOTIS is back

[@brokensoule8216]

I said every time this showed up in my recommended I was going to watch it. I’ve seen this video around 60 times and it’s still great.

[@ultrastarnexus1179]

I never clicked this fast before.

[@bigboijacob7602]

This is the equivalent of those extra scenes you see after a marvel movies credits are finished

[@brucehc4975]

"The memes, Scout" - Senator Heavy

[@austinjones7676]

The memes scout, what do they mean

[@red_ruby4881]

I never thought I would ever see Heavy in Uzaki's t shirt but here we are

[@EmberTheShark]

there is nothing happening and im incredibly entertained 11/10

[@Supershadow301]

They did found the booty they were seeking. May their thirst for thighs be quenched, so that no more blood shall be shed.

[@taste5728]

"we got the anime but at what price?" -yes!

[@whynotanyting]

Scrubbing through the timeline shows thumbnails of them in the same position

[@theboi3330]

Aftermath - BLU Heavy, Da Booty Executioner, and RED Heavy, The Sandwich Slayer, successfully raid Area 51 and find the anime ass. They now walk towards their reward in victory, or so they thought...

[@pizzaman3985]

Ans the they got ambush by a breaded expense

@@pizzaman3985 breaded?

[@Dingus6969]

I would like to see more of BLU and RED heavy's crazy adventures along the way. Your content is absolutely outstanding Ceno0

[@The_Mactavish]

Now that's a high quality content I want to see!

[@markyy7698]

Both of their shirts are gold.

[@sharpshot404]

Mission complete an how! They’re gonna tell stories about this one boss! *S*

[@testhekid]

i like how i just rewatched pootis engage this evening

[@mr.bigshot9987]

"the booty will not wait forever" words of wisdom

[@milaberdenisvanberlekom4615]

To think I've nevre come across this channel before. You are probably the funniest animator I've ever seen on the platform

[@engineer4449]

"Oh the memes.." "Mmh, Good memes."

[@BigMan-py9oe]

wow after so long of no uploads I'm so glad that this new upload clearly took so much effort

[@flaming6093]

Bazinga

[@R083R7O]

Funy

[@NotASpyPootis]

cum

[@davejohansen1224]

Heavy in a t-shirt just looks stronger than heavy in his suit

[@sharkzlegion913]

On the shirt: "Mega Milk" and "Sugo Dekai" Everybody knows that, duh.

[@204thSpartan]

Sugoi Dekai means "Super Big" (or something very similar)

[@invadegreece9281]

@@204thSpartan knowing where that comes from, it ain’t wrong

[@notlone7721]

I'm glad that booty did not have to wait forever

[@CirnouliK]

... Do I want to know? Did they finally find the anime girls?

[@pivotman319]

They finally found that thicc *A S S*

[@spooderlover3512]

It was a booby trap

[@stonks6616]

Rachnera Arachnera nice on

[@LordNanfoodle]

Those ladies were T-posing to assert their dominance. Clearly it worked.

[@Skarz]

me: *smiling at 12 year olds on instagram* the two FBI agents who control the account:

[@greg77389]

There are 12 year olds on instagram?? I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I hope God hits the reset button.

[@ingridw9675]

Ah yes the aftermath of POOTIS ENGAGE I've been expecting a follow up video......this works nicely

[@Lenafab2773]

Killer queen as already touched the anime girl

[@VantasticJackson]

Waifu Stand Killa Queen! Daisan no Bakuda!! *BITEZADUSTO!!!!!*

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

You are already dead.

[@deadlyqueen1727]

i didnt japanese me did

[@pyrojack8230]

I completely forgot about the Mega Milk shirt until I saw this. Thank you my good friend.

[@frostyisland5028]

where can I get a shirt just like that saying "Mega-Milk"

[@stonks6616]

Ikr lol

[@lichfoxyyt9157]

Blue heavy: We walk like POOTIS Red heavy: Da..... Very well

[@jamesr.2017]

ending e

[@albertpirelius]

indeed

[@joskiller3163]

where ending c doe

[@bootlegbrethren2961]

Now I just want a video of hundreds of heavys in T-shirts marching to the music

[@Captain23rdGaming]

Judging by the Shirts the that these Heavies are Wearing i honestly have to say, that they are Men of Culture indeed 👍

[@malarkey4509]

0:03 me and my brother walking to the cafeteria with our happy meals after passing our cancer test at the hospital

[@Artyomuh]

"MEGA MILK" wait a second... I see this t-shirt before

[@stonks6616]

Sauce

[@UwU-gy8zg]

He still has yet to meet some one who can outsmart bullet

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

*United Soviet Pootis Republics*

[@fireheadz5063]

Ngl I was expecting an explosion, and I got it

[@Freekymoho]

watch out guys, they called in the A-team

[@markhughes8643]

Now this, this is the definition of, "Behold, what true beauty is."

[@des_poule_lins]

This is such a creation. Beauty at its finest. Belongs in a museum.

[@paigepolaris1799]

"I'm here with all of my people."

[@Mezzy..]

I love this duo.

[@Sneaker3719]

Ladies and gentlemen, they got 'em.

[@randomguest3809]

Next Stop: Acquire the heavy update from Valve

[@1un4cy]

Destroyed by the asses they fought so desperately to obtain.

[@falxie_]

Why are your walk cycles so satisfying

[@swafty5813]

Good job Ceno on being the only person keeping the Area 51 meme alive.

[@CatsandBoots935]

They've done it. They've done what they came here to do. I can finally rest.

[@PootisMayo]

I want to march in that shirt one day.

[@SpaceDave1337]

I can just quote heavy on this : "is nice"

[@Kyle13Rev]

It seems the spoils have finally been awarded to the victors

[@borisshnitkov7600]

The finest example of the chad walk.

[@crimsonlastflags1059]

i love the fct that C&C Red Alert 3's Soviet Union main theme is playing the background its a nice touch

[@Dedog0]

I see you are a man of good musical taste as well.

[@OTANOMix]

Uzaki Chan is POWER!

[@lemonaids1938]

Oh fuck, the nostalgia from that music Red alert was a hell of a series

[@Ненаходчивыйвесельчак]

Top 10 movies the whole worlds awaits

[@di4mgaming115]

Im still here, waiting for heAvy: Omega Meme to release

[@waltv3984]

Área 51 guard: I fear no man... but those two things..... Tʜᴇʏ sᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇ..

[@godbobo4088]

Can we just get a show of these two giants just kicking ass. I would pay to watch that.

[@Unturned_Survivor]

Their intent with the ladies was soo much, it caused a singularity to appear which made an explosion, much like the pan