Pootis Benchmark

heavy walk cycle: steamcommunity...
sorry for this dumb video
im currently go though the anatomy drawing cource that take big portion of my time so there wount be any videos in next month or more
Song: C&C Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March

[@LaserCoreX]

"[Heavy] did exactly what he said he was going to do..." "He took that ass."

[@crisrose9707]

I believe it is pronounced "HAAaaass"

[@christiangottsacker6932]

That ass took him tbh

[@andrewsd2819]

This video is just the plot of Pootis Engage in 27 seconds

[@hakuzoable]

Mission accomplished.

[@SaltedMallows]

@@crisrose9707 Big anime Tiddy and HASSS !

[@swingingflinging683]

“Little did they know, they were planning for them to get their reward, and when they did it would be their last.”

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

For the anime milk makers, t’was a trap.

[@simonconagher6921]

Trully poeTHICC

[@ThomasG2-Chuklenuts]

I love how their walking is 100% sync to the music

[@lewismartin533]

Nah the walk is slightly behind the beat, you can notice it slowing down towards the end. But it’s still pretty close

[@kaka-fd5ub]

99.99% synced

[@Kyle_Reese]

Yeah, and I love it!

[@iTzTiMeToJuMp]

If you think this is great, you should check out his other vids...

[@CBRN-115]

My enjoyment is immeasurable and my day is made

[@AlmightyRager95]

In the words of the heavy: "Is nice."

[@Z2Obsidion]

They finally did it. They've found the anime.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

But it was a booby trap.

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

@@ShinigamiSamaH They still survived. XD

[@CurryNoodles9001]

“We did it boys, we saved anime”

[@Negawatttttttt11]

@@ShinigamiSamaH OH MY GOD THAT PUN WAS GODLY BAD BUT I STILL LAUGHED

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

The arc is complete

[@glebstepkin2430]

Congrats, you have acquired: THE THICC ANIME THIGHS Reality will now collapse.

[@existenceworking1527]

Time to activate the fuck physics machine

[@glebstepkin2430]

@@existenceworking1527 Oh shit, there's a zombie clown.

[@bocah_ilang10]

@@glebstepkin2430 What

[@zalix5626]

@@glebstepkin2430 you don't kill clown. CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!

[@notknown3245]

What? NO NO no no! I haven't finished reading Josei Kosei Rich Thots yet!

[@realxrtisthebest1971]

I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is something else

[@kannatheweeb8836]

its good

[@aykayjay]

this should be exactly what you expect

[@seanseantse]

AyKayJay _ no THIS is a whole new level

[@Dingus6969]

this is literally just a shorter version of POOTIS ENGAGE.

[@staytuned1750]

The sequel

[@Dingus6969]

Yes but also no.

[@coomcharger6105]

@@Dingus6969 If they said they had anime, the raid would've happened

[@thepremiumpickles1293]

this is the finale to pootis engage. we never saw them finally get the animes tiidy

[@kamikaze1710]

the final scene that dint get in the POOTIS ENGAGE video xd

[@berylethyl]

"The Pootis March" - Official Music Video

[@kannatheweeb8836]

yes

[@thatguy3671]

A real banger

[@user-td5nk4dg9i]

@@kannatheweeb8836 YES

[@kevinhefley7163]

-P-P-P-POOT'POT POOTPOTTIS

[@user-td5nk4dg9i]

@@kevinhefley7163 p00tis

[@guhh8792]

THE GOOD: *SUGOI DEKAI* THE EVIL: *MEGA MILK*

[@daveybonez]

heavy in a regular T-shirt is horrifying.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

hmm

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

@ And this, is a bucket

[@TheBlackRose666]

@@oneaveragejojofan5768 dear.. *GOD*

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

@@TheBlackRose666 There's *more*

[@tenacioustent810]

hevy

[@Al_Xe]

That explosion at the end might seem out of nowhere but it’s actually a really deep metaphor for the state of twitter.

[@Takai05]

What’s going on in Twitter?

[@Al_Xe]

Takai05 discourse over the design of an anime girl

[@VUFL0]

Ah yes...

[@prometheus1815]

Blowing stuff out of proportion for no reason? Yep sounds like Twitter

[@JD-zp4vn]

“Me and the boys asking Mom for a sleepover”

[@yes8807]

Fax

[@e_y6672]

"and then suicide bombing her"

[@stonks6616]

e_y lol

[@televisionlaughoutloud]

Moms*

[@Godsdog7777]

Pefection👌

[@DasMxD]

ye a

[@ToastyDino]

sweet and sour sauce

[@mochilaavila]

A

[@notanythinganymore]

да

[@captainenigma275]

the

[@JackSnotty]

the the

[@Knightly_Artworks]

If I ever go to Russia and see a single person not look exactly like heavy, I might actually cry Edit: I will settle for a buff bald Russian man, BUT NO LESS

[@Hobo_Joe]

Look up Russian slapping competition

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296]

@@Hobo_Joe yes do it

[@Hobo_Joe]

Or just watch Penguinz0 he made a series on it

[@e1357]

you talking about the "slapping champion" even though he never actually slaps and just cheats, yet everyone thinks he is amazing because the camera is always at his left so we never get to see him change the angle much?

[@Hadi290.9]

@@e1357 what?

[@GhostTrueCapitalist]

Boys: "I'm gonna Naruto run into Area 51!" Men: *"'URA' it is, then..."*

[@ledlobster4408]

Blue Heavy with Uzaki-Chan's shirt? Is everything ok Ceno?

[@nadrewod999]

The other shirt ("Mega Milk") is from an infamous hentai comic. So they're both just referencing "big anime titties".

[@thotboi3927]

nadrewod999 You had to remind me of “that” hadn’t you?

[@sarmin8008]

@@nadrewod999 How awesome would it be if heavy had big anime tiddies?

[@bRUhlomeS]

@@sarmin8008 *NO*

[@moushindeiru9769]

@@sarmin8008 are you implying he doesnt?

[@TheYeetiest]

I bet you've replayed this video several times already.

[@ForeignDraws]

TheYeetiest your absolutely right

[@kasuscloud4805]

*Knowing damn well he's watched this video several times.* Listen here you little shit.

[@hypermoth]

Ah yes, the true post-credits scene for Pootis Engage.

[@gazzangrad6378]

the guys that survided to the heavyes rampage: "why do i hear red alert 3 music?"

[@jaymontijo4124]

Finally, someone here knows what Soviet March is here. I thought I was the only one.

[@gazzangrad6378]

@@jaymontijo4124 soviet quality.

[@anaverageguy8868]

Indeed

[@Yougotcaged102]

"Mission failed, we'll get em' next time"

[@snas_creature]

Fun fact if you scroll through the timeline’s preview images it makes it look like the heavies are standing still ominously

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

Ceno0:This, is my newest video Me: Dear god Ceno0: There's more Me:Nooo

[@andrewdude1614]

pee combinded with poo and kaa (x2)

[@elecman748]

Because of Za Warudo (Nice pfp tbh)

[@marcustumilba4761]

To pay respects

[@_V.Va_]

Good question.

[@jeancarlocorso5281]

Yes

[@bigmackium8844]

And this is what happends when a imovable object enconters a unstopable force

[@greasemonke5471]

we are witnessing history being this will be taught in schools across the globe

[@kenzikapture3729]

Once again a quote reference from my favorite film

[@jaymontijo4124]

Aka Tusk act 4 and GER fighting.

[@DragonDeen253]

I cant wait for someone to make a 10 hour version of heavy just walking with a mega milk shirt🤣🤣

[@stonks6616]

I still demand to know where that comes from, I know where the other is from though

[@DragonDeen253]

@@stonks6616 the mega milk shirt comes from a hentai and the other one comes from an anime called uzaki chan I think

[@stonks6616]

Emaddeen Amm I’ve watched Uzaki-Chan wants to hang out already but thanks

[@dylanzand878]

@@DragonDeen253 wait how do you know that

[@DragonDeen253]

@@dylanzand878 I'm a S class degenerate weeb I know my shit 🤣🤣

[@mrbruhnie5137]

silently in the back ground *Success, we have taken the enemy's ...

[@dorksdomain8355]

The people who disliked this video were the guards pootis destroyed

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

Now have 10, which one you mean?

[@dorksdomain8355]

OH HO DO YOU READING ME? It’s all the guards they put in hospitals

[@dorksdomain8355]

Robbe Van Hove how do you know this?

[@oneaveragejojofan5768]

@@dorksdomain8355 because heavy is a good and heavy guy.

[@dorksdomain8355]

OH HO DO YOU READING ME? Yes he is

[@LordNanfoodle]

Those ladies were T-posing to assert their dominance. Clearly it worked.

[@bigmann7814]

They exploded bigger than the carts on payload maps.

[@TheRtsKing13]

The Red alert 3 music really compliments his walk cycle

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Finally. They get the anime AHSS.

[@thedarkartist3231]

I freakin love the soviet march song, it goes with everything that Heavy does. Even if it is taking anime butts or trying to eat Spy or stopping Red Heavy from eating Spy.

[@thespiffiestbif4177]

They finally did it the mad lads. They claimed the thiccness.

[@Mezzy..]

You're my favourite tf2 animator.

[@Supershadow301]

They did found the booty they were seeking. May their thirst for thighs be quenched, so that no more blood shall be shed.

[@notlone7721]

I'm glad that booty did not have to wait forever

[@brucehc4975]

"The memes, Scout" - Senator Heavy

[@austinjones7676]

The memes scout, what do they mean

[@red_ruby4881]

I never thought I would ever see Heavy in Uzaki's t shirt but here we are

[@themodemdemon]

this is so scary he looks like a real person i can't imagine someone looking like that

[@rev9436]

Thank you for bringing this song back to its former glory

[@taste5728]

"we got the anime but at what price?" -yes!

[@bigboijacob7602]

This is the equivalent of those extra scenes you see after a marvel movies credits are finished

[@AimlessSavant]

*17,000 views* Cen0: "Guys, it's just a benchmark."

[@Demomain-]

really should have waited for the view count to go up

[@whynotanyting]

Scrubbing through the timeline shows thumbnails of them in the same position

[@ultrastarnexus1179]

I never clicked this fast before.

[@imimmyra]

To think I've nevre come across this channel before. You are probably the funniest animator I've ever seen on the platform

[@EmberTheShark]

there is nothing happening and im incredibly entertained 11/10

[@brokensoule8216]

I said every time this showed up in my recommended I was going to watch it. I’ve seen this video around 60 times and it’s still great.

[@sovietheavy5500]

0:21 Наш советский союз покарает *BOOOM*

[@borisshnitkov7600]

The finest example of the chad walk.

[@pizzatimewithpizza7399]

POOTIS is back

[@paigepolaris1799]

"I'm here with all of my people."

[@theboi3330]

Aftermath - BLU Heavy, Da Booty Executioner, and RED Heavy, The Sandwich Slayer, successfully raid Area 51 and find the anime ass. They now walk towards their reward in victory, or so they thought...

[@pizzaman3985]

Ans the they got ambush by a breaded expense

@@pizzaman3985 breaded?

[@marsbutbig7426]

The long awaited sequel to pootis engage

[@mr.bigshot9987]

"the booty will not wait forever" words of wisdom

[@NRF_42]

Good job Ceno on being the only person keeping the Area 51 meme alive.

[@The_Mactavish]

Now that's a high quality content I want to see!

[@markyy7698]

Both of their shirts are gold.

[@sharpshot404]

Mission complete an how! They’re gonna tell stories about this one boss! *S*

[@markhughes8643]

Now this, this is the definition of, "Behold, what true beauty is."

[@AtomicReindeer]

"Oh the memes.." "Mmh, Good memes."

[@Williecatcat]

He still has yet to meet some one who can outsmart bullet

[@Lenafab2773]

Killer queen as already touched the anime girl

[@VantasticJackson]

Waifu Stand Killa Queen! Daisan no Bakuda!! *BITEZADUSTO!!!!!*

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

You are already dead.

[@deadlyqueen1727]

i didnt japanese me did

[@FoxoLad]

Blue heavy: We walk like POOTIS Red heavy: Da..... Very well

[@sharkzlegion913]

On the shirt: "Mega Milk" and "Sugo Dekai" Everybody knows that, duh.

[@204thSpartan]

Sugoi Dekai means "Super Big" (or something very similar)

[@invadegreece9281]

@@204thSpartan knowing where that comes from, it ain’t wrong

[@1un4cy]

Destroyed by the asses they fought so desperately to obtain.

[@CirnouliK]

... Do I want to know? Did they finally find the anime girls?

[@pivotman319]

They finally found that thicc *A S S*

[@spooderlover3512]

It was a booby trap

[@stonks6616]

Rachnera Arachnera nice on

[@testhekid]

i like how i just rewatched pootis engage this evening

[@frostyisland5028]

where can I get a shirt just like that saying "Mega-Milk"

[@stonks6616]

Ikr lol

[@LordEmperorBoss]

Commanding Officer of Area 51: *All according to Keikaku.*

[@flaming6093]

Bazinga

[@R083R7O]

Funy

[@NotASpyPootis]

cum

[@Ненаходчивыйвесельчак]

Top 10 movies the whole worlds awaits

[@Skarz]

me: *smiling at 12 year olds on instagram* the two FBI agents who control the account:

[@greg77389]

There are 12 year olds on instagram?? I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I hope God hits the reset button.

[@davejohansen1224]

Heavy in a t-shirt just looks stronger than heavy in his suit

[@Captain23rdGaming]

Judging by the Shirts the that these Heavies are Wearing i honestly have to say, that they are Men of Culture indeed 👍

[@Kyle13Rev]

It seems the spoils have finally been awarded to the victors

[@Artyomuh]

"MEGA MILK" wait a second... I see this t-shirt before

[@stonks6616]

Sauce

[@Sneaker3719]

Ladies and gentlemen, they got 'em.

[@jamesr.2017]

ending e

[@albertpirelius]

indeed

[@joskiller3163]

where ending c doe

[@lemonaids1938]

Oh fuck, the nostalgia from that music Red alert was a hell of a series

[@Freekymoho]

watch out guys, they called in the A-team

[@effebbì]

They collided. Unstoppable forces against unmovable thighs.

[@wovercomet9412]

Now there Heavy's of culture.

[@Fulgr1m]

And so did the heavies find the thighs they fought so desperately for. Little did they know it would bring about the first Impact.

[@RageCreati0n]

Well, at least they found what they were looking for...

[@Dingus6969]

I would like to see more of BLU and RED heavy's crazy adventures along the way. Your content is absolutely outstanding Ceno0

[@uwot8544]

I love how that one heavy is wearing that one shirt from uzaki wants to hangout

[@AGSlime]

The heavys met they’re greatest challenge

[@Thisguyisright]

The sudden explosion caught me off guard and made me laugh. Good work sir.

[@pyrojack8230]

I completely forgot about the Mega Milk shirt until I saw this. Thank you my good friend.

[@ingridw9675]

Ah yes the aftermath of POOTIS ENGAGE I've been expecting a follow up video......this works nicely

[@vex_Rexouium]

Their footsteps are in synchronization with the Soviet song

[@bootlegbrethren2961]

Now I just want a video of hundreds of heavys in T-shirts marching to the music

[@whenthe814]

the epic finish of Pootis Engage

[@BigMan-py9oe]

wow after so long of no uploads I'm so glad that this new upload clearly took so much effort

[@dsm534]

The ultimate benchmark to test PC GPU and CPU.

[@CatsandBoots935]

They've done it. They've done what they came here to do. I can finally rest.

[@Unturned_Survivor]

Their intent with the ladies was soo much, it caused a singularity to appear which made an explosion, much like the pan

[@mrsomedud747]

The best animator i have ever known

[@beansenjoyer3163]

What an explosive finale may I say