Morshu's Paradise

Link comes to Morshu looking for answers.
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Russian translation thanks to @Tomorrow Skill
Original song is Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio.
𝗟𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘀
Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?
Morshu, you wanna tell me what this is all about?
Listen, Link
As I walk through the valley of the Faces of Evil
I take a look at my shop and realize "this is illegal"
'Cos I've been selling rope and bombs so long that
Even Impa thinks that my mind is gone
(Good)
I'm an educated clerk with rubies on my mind
Got my gem in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out Morshu set trippin' trader
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger
(Sus)
Debt ain't nothin' but a bad deal away
I'm living life sell or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-six now but will I live to sell another year?
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the bombs we buy
Hurt you and me
(Huh?)
My Boy!
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the More Shoes Pair of Dice
MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM
MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM
MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM
MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmmmmmmm
x2
#ytpmv #morshu

[@JeffLindblom]

Sus web.archive.org/web/20141203063430/youchew.net/wiki/index.php?title=Sus

[@S3lvah]

Joj

[@GendeeYT]

Hmmmm

[@Goodgamer-rj7bj]

morshu *SUS*

[@MRTN_theboy]

Debt ain't nothin'

[@Japonezul75]

I always took SuS as a "'Sup"

[@ianlehman8342]

"Why are we so blind to see that the bombs we buy hurt you and me" This is a lyrical masterpiece

[@viperguy9456]

Indeed

[@internetexplorer8121]

Brings me to tears

[@howeyyadoing9070]

*b o m b s*

[@ianlehman8342]

@@howeyyadoing9070 the vocal harmony really hits there

[@howeyyadoing9070]

Ian Lehman I just like the way Morshu says bombs

[@Bloops]

I'm sorry Link, I can't give street credit.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

Come back when you’re a little, Mmmm... Swagger!

[@joaquinrivera6112]

Come back when you're a little mmmmm RICHER

[@kingd8232]

Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmm, Doper.

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

Come back when you’re a little, mmmmm... strapped

[@Aaron-fh6hd]

Nice.

[@blazingspeeds8330]

This will be the Zelda movie trailer song.

[@fatchipmunk27]

bruh i would love to see that movie

[@blazingspeeds8330]

@@fatchipmunk27 Exactly

[@Thedipsh_t]

let’s hope they don’t get a mix up with the good link design, with the emoji movie designs

[@blazingspeeds8330]

@@Thedipsh_t If They Do Make A Bad Design We Will Realize "This Is Illegal"

[@Thedipsh_t]

“Good”

[@Eve_heart]

Imagine what the internet could do if Morshu was given a third line

[@frostlord1246]

The internet would be too powerful with that

[@Norman28OOC]

Someone has already managed to make Morshu read the whole Bible, from Genesis to Apocalipse

[@fireshark224]

@@Norman28OOC wait what send the video

[@Norman28OOC]

@@fireshark224 Morshu reads the entire bible! (No ai) kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYXLZn1mfdh8d8ksi=t4eijLLOMqcD7E_q

[@kanaka118446]

​@@Norman28OOCits Revelations

[@spectercm]

_Living in the Morshu's Paradise_ *S L U R P*

[@Orion7207]

*paradise*

[@just_another_internet_man755]

Morshu: HMMMMM HMMMMMM HMMM

[@kingskymikealt]

I am the guy who destroyer the 100 likes of this comment MUHAHAH

[@nathanlegrand7444]

slurmp

[@memeemporer11]

Love the slurp

[@operationmeh]

Morshu can't sell bombs if he's dropping so many in the lyrics

[@kingd8232]

Must've used up all of the lamp oil too, because this is fire.

[@unlimited8410]

Really utilised all those ropes he had, after all he climbed his way to the very top.

[@eddiepottr]

Must've spent a lot of rupees to keep the hoes away from this banger

[@tlebron8426]

Then loot the lyrics!

[@untitled504]

Indeed.

[@tauneutrino9439]

How the flying hell can you pump out gems like this using a character who has only two voice lines?

[@skeyturr]

audiiio engeeniering

[@lucasthurston4959]

It's called selection bias, the tool of poopers

[@PowerUpT]

The dark magic of audio reversal is a pathway to many abilities some non-poopers consider to be... unnatural.

[@decentnamehere5450]

@@PowerUpT is it possible to learn this power

[@D8W2P4]

@@decentnamehere5450 Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Nintendobrad the wise?

[@juanthehorse420]

The fucking timeline here man I can’t - Stevie Wonder writes Pastime Paradise in 1977 - Covered by Coolio - Sonic comes out in 1991 - This game comes out in 1993 - In 2007 somebody makes a Gangsta’s Paradise sonic AMV - This is referenced in the movie trailer 12 years later - Meme explodes - This

[@myriadmediamusings]

C- for forgetting Weird Al in this timeline.

[@inr9751]

2018 - David Productions *doesn't* use Gangsta Paradise for their JoJo Bizzare Adventures Part 5 anime adaptation as an ending therefore angering and disappointing the entire fanbase.

[@bleepblock2177]

@@inr9751 licensing my boy

[@AzerbaijanOficial]

There's rumors of a TLOZ movie in the works

[@lizardguyNA]

Where does Amish Paradise factor into this one?

[@Saberspark]

legendary

[@MajorShanks]

I was watching your Butch Hartman video just a minute ago!

[@serghini11]

Didn’t take you for the guy that watches KZbin poops.

[@ordinaryidiot2100]

Huh neat

[@JS-pk8gv]

Saberspark hey, saberspark, what are you doing there?

[@lucasthurston4959]

This is not the realm for sane people like you

[@kotzpenner]

"Gleam in my eye" "Debt is nothing but a bad deal away" Absolute masterpiece. Eminem was pretty quiet since this dropped.

[@hHh5e]

k

[@greaselsnatches848]

this is top quality

[@popa214]

Dick

[@maxthompson7107]

I don't even think he's even half aware about the Rap God Morshu.

[@captainjurgh8142]

Let's face it: Morshu now sings better than just humming back in YTP paradise

[@sanyawaffles]

Fancy seeing you here

[@myhatzulu]

don't forget scatman, he didnt just hum back then

[@VIRTUALESENCE]

Evolution

[@nigarmuharrem9524]

he still hums

[@cameronballz6154]

He hums and sings. Morshu can multitask

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

As fun as the new AI stuff can be, nothing can beat the art of sentence mixing

[@someone6754]

IA: we can make than two lines! Morshus (HE have just 2 lines): *Reads bible*

[@leaDR356]

I like how this is actually real​@@someone6754

[@averageyoutubehandle497]

​@@someone6754 I don't wanna rain on your parade but if you listen to the bible one without reading the text it sounds like a random bullshit mess of gibberish. You can't even tell what he's saying, honestly this video is much more impressive because it's mixed way, way better.

[@DanielJacobs-rz1zl]

​@@averageyoutubehandle497I think the opposite is true this is good but I can't hear it too well without the subtitles compared to one you claim isn't good.

[@Cromartie]

2009 IS BACK BABY AND I LOVE IT HAHA

[@herrflantier3739]

Finally...

[@wilkon4180]

It never left, it was hiding in our hearts.

[@thekingnoble4124]

Maybe this is what 2020 was trying to teach us...

[@wilkon4180]

@@pleasestopdisassemblingmylimbs kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIGyaGmAodOtbMU

[@gnidamista8833]

Back my 2007

[@They_are_Arthur]

Morshu: *says two lines* YTP editors:

[@Neucod55]

Ytp editors gifted us a present from the heaven

[@isaac2428]

Its free real estate

[@alanavalos6645]

They should make more lines

[@nasion420]

@@alanavalos6645 exclusively for memes

[@09kingarthur]

bro you stole my name

[@poweringdom.1552]

This isn't KZbin poop, this is KZbin gold.

[@froggeh2058]

I agree

[@thisaccountisnolongerused]

KZbin Diamond

[@porcodanet4857]

I agree

[@angryfrowner8810]

KZbin poop is the highest honor for a You Tube video so you are saying that this is not deserving the highest honor? come back when your taste is a little mmmmmmmmmm richer

[@TheRealYuckl3s_9000]

Straight up titanium, baby! BOOM!! hahaha!

[@ZGlove.]

"Ma boy. This paradise is what all true gangsta's strive for."

[@beefsound739]

"Debt ain't nothing but a bad deal away" is an absolutely brilliant play on the original lyric and this entire video is absolute gold. I'm glad the YTP community is still as powerful as ever even all these years on.

[@Yoshikage8008]

If only the community wasn't so divided

[@the-0-endless376]

@@Yoshikage8008 over what?

[@jodgee2374]

@@the-0-endless376 I assume he's talking about the YouChew drama.

[@EthanGhere]

Jodgee What drama?

[@ctpp64]

@@jodgee2374 yeah wut

[@boi4055]

“Did you do it?” “Yes...” “What did it take” “2 lines”

[@schynobonk]

thats what im confused about, you can kinda hear what he's saying without the lyrics, super weeird.

[@frallbobroggins4005]

For a sec I thought this meant lines as in lines of cocaine but I wouldn’t be surprised if coke was involved as well.

[@Tippex_Official]

Sentences or cocaine?

[@Wowdongle]

666 likes

[@huhneat1076]

Seems like he had enough rupees.

[@joephilipson6040]

"living in the Morshu's p a r a d i s e" -the king

[@SAFIS448]

Noice

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Hmmmmm I think they wanted to make the universe even bigger for moshu paradise kzbin.info/www/bejne/f56ceYlrmJiXotk

[@JagwarX]

sip

[@joephilipson6040]

@@JagwarX t r u

[@TheCynicalCommentator]

Sounds like he’s saying “pair of dice”

[@v1rtuasharky615]

The fact this was the first guy who made a ytp with morshu. Ahhh the nostalgia.

[@frontman4445]

Yeah this gives me nostalgia even though i never playes this

[@engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940]

" My Boy... *Been Spending Most Their Dime Living Off Of Morshu's Merchandise* "

[@reiko2008]

My boy they been spensing most their life living in the more shoes pair of dice

[@henriquedogts]

Br

[@graysonwells21]

*sips*

[@yadiersalgado6342]

@@graysonwells21 WAIT SIPS WITH NO I AND REPLACED WITH M IS SIMP

[@yadiersalgado6342]

@@graysonwells21 i meant p srry

[@DoctorZander01]

Morshu's only twenty six? I guess all those rubies aren't going towards a gym membership...

[@JeffLindblom]

Well I had a couple ages to choose from depending on the wiki, one as high as 835! I eventually decided to go meta and use the game's age because that's what was closest to the original lyrics (twenty-three).

[@DoctorZander01]

@@JeffLindblom 835? That would explain... not much at all, to be honest! XD But your choice was a clever one, as to be expected! Even if I had to backtrack because I thought he said fifty three!

[@devonkahananui9939]

More like 26th anniversary lol.

[@mistery8363]

i mean, life expectancy back then wasn't the best, plus tge lack of skin care products didn't help

[@pupyfan69]

@@mistery8363 back in hyrule???

[@franklinfalco9069]

"Lamp oil" "rope" and "bombs" are slang for hylian street drugs.

[@SavageGreywolf]

nah bombs are still bombs, that's already straight gangsta

[@swablu_gamingsyt4697]

Lamp oil is for arson

[@walteraiue5850]

“The bombs we buy hurt you and me”

[@toxic_shr00m]

*Koridian

[@snakedeadly]

Meth is the bomb yo

[@XG417]

At this point I've associated Gangsta's Paradise with Sonic, British Lolis, Plague Doctors and now Morshu. This song really gets around lol

[@Mossbornfool]

And spy mains

[@caesar6733]

@@BlockedUser420 A sometimes sexualized prepubescent girl, usually from an anime/manga, sometimes said to be over legal ages despite obviously being young.

[@magicfishhobo381]

I usually think of Weird Al dressed in Amish clothes.

[@itzadarrc5235]

@@magicfishhobo381 Same

[@EmiXPeriaPlay]

@@magicfishhobo381 I used to think that was the original version before stumbling on the other masterpieces xD

[@driv6138]

We didn't realise we kept spending our lives living in the Morshu's Paradise.

[@thenormalizer532]

I'm having a existential crisis now

[@RandomMoonChildAlt]

@@thenormalizer532 same here

[@dragonbearded1267]

He sold my tears cuz they looked like ropes

[@RandomMoonChildAlt]

@@dragonbearded1267 I bought lamp oil, bombs, rope with my tears

[@larsonedits10]

Best place in the world 😳

[@legoc-3po845]

Morshu: has 2 dialogue in the actual game The internet: *that is not true*

[@borbzone9351]

Well for sentencing mixing, it sort of four. You can reverse it to have more samples to use

[@legoc-3po845]

@@borbzone9351 you can basicly reverse it, separate it and divide it to extract most words you can

[@borbzone9351]

@@legoc-3po845 Exactly

[@Ellectrica]

Well with 15.AI anything’s possible nowadays. But it’s so cool that this was in fact done with sentence mixing

[@Shark_with_legs198]

The internet:let me fix this

[@avengerk7051]

Morshu: literally has two lines Jeff: *i can milk you*

[@someone6754]

They make him read the bible you know?

[@mr.personalspace7831]

I’m still in love with the era of KZbin this represents. I’m not ready to let go of the funny sentence mixing.

[@KillsquadProductions]

Yes

[@hypedmaniac8444]

And hopefully we’ll never let go of it

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Agreed hopefully this era does not end insanely quickly and ends badly kzbin.info/www/bejne/f56ceYlrmJiXotk

[@Kooobf]

I wanted to like your comment but 404 is just better.

[@ins1ght_]

@@Mrnoobestreturns self advertisement weridchamp

[@Mick_92]

"SuS" -That other shopkeeper nobody cares about, 2020.

[@IronMoth.]

That is extremely ugly

[@Bon-bn5lc]

lol

[@JadeiteMcSwag]

haha

[@flaccidwhitecoat]

His name us Ushrom, he keeps taking my customers

[@gamergrant120deluxe5]

Morshu aaah, dang it I just realized

[@problemaster7947]

Should have been "Morshu's Merchandise"

[@egg__bot4049]

still a paradise

[@LuizFelipe-yy3ld]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5PQiXeZqNp0qaM

[@impostorproductions6638]

“Keep spending most their rupies buying all of morshu’s merchandise”

[@egg__bot4049]

@@impostorproductions6638 lol

[@zoro_the_grand]

Keep spending most their cash living off of morshus merchandise

[@conyo1942]

Morshu respects Coolio, enough to do a tribute of him. RIP

[@NuclearAngel570]

The way the king says “paradise” is so satisfying for me

[@alicemalice2597]

Pear-a-dice

[@unlimited8410]

paeeeaaeaearadiiiiissssse

[@weezothekid]

Yes.

[@raygun8308]

yes

[@bismoose5444]

Same deal for everything CD-i Ganon says ever

[@thewinnerofdome6418]

It gives me anxiety that the king drinks but doesn’t swallow so I have the feeling he’s talking with wine in his throat

[@Salted_Pizza]

Jesus Christ man why did you have to point that out? now I am u n c o m f y

[@thewinnerofdome6418]

@@Salted_Pizza the beginning is like he is swallowing it part by part

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

To be fair, he sounds like he has hidden wine gland

[@shungite3446]

Yk, if you didnt point that out i think the world would be a more peaceful place

[@brcckk]

He has a large *bladder*

[@soupcanltd2603]

Morshu has two lines. Two freaking lines. Yet you made this. You're a god

[@jack_chia22]

4 if you reverse it.

[@Dre2007]

@@jack_chia22 37, if count this

[@YumiiOGT]

it doesn't count

[@zomebody5529]

That’s blasphemy.

[@zomebody5529]

@JaQ that’s blasphemy

[@uhbi8548]

Morsh is only 26? Damn, look what all the hustle has done to him,

[@Pinnaporaptor]

Did you know that Google apparently lists Morshu as a musical artist

[@MezephelesArt]

It's right.

[@chadlegob-1battledroid159]

Wait

[@speedwagon105]

Awesome

[@HOL457]

...it does?

[@mrquestionmrq450]

Incredible

[@GetTooasted]

"Debt is nothing but a bad deal away" is an amazing lyric, btw

[@Aster87X]

Nice rhyme

[@CrazyManhog]

Did somebody call

[@SCP--rj8hm]

I read all this with a random beet

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

_"Do you know what happens when you lose your last Ruby...?"_

[@SCP--rj8hm]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 EVERYTHING'S FALLING APART

[@fanamel]

The King's cup sipping being apart of the song kills me

[@watersomic]

@Manek Iridius you know, each sip is off-beat from the actual song, so if I can be THAT guy, he's technically sipping "apart" from the song

[@tux75]

Morshu is considered a musical artist by Google

[@annwang5530]

Damn ur icon is like my hair lol

[@_fedmar_]

OMG IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE IM DYINGGGGGGGG

[@wilhemtehlynx]

“Tell me why are we so blind to see, that the bombs we buy hurt you and me?” This part is *fantastic.*

[@Neucod55]

True poetry 😭

[@tornadoblovom3460]

Every newbie in a nutshell:

[@wilaugh8688]

"Huh?"

[@samuelhugo3387]

wish theyd make it you and i so that it ryhmes

[@yutuberocks22]

@@samuelhugo3387 no but Me rhymes with See, plus that's how it is in the original song

[@CutieFakeKirby]

When the king says "morshu's" it's so clean like he really said it

[@Aflay1]

I never realized this and it’s amazing.

[@Gamerboy-ml3xp]

Listen to it without the music and just the singing

[@bigshot7504]

Of course he knows him. Lamp oil, rope and bombs are what all true warriors strive for

[@quaze_tf9921]

More shoes

[@CutieFakeKirby]

@Hideki Onishi the paradise of the shoe

[@JustinY.]

Jokes aside, the sentence mixing is absolutely incredible.

[@SmartBoy.21]

Justin Y. Found you

[@acat1473]

Wtf only 45 min ago 0_0

[@amar2394]

hi

[@MrBruh-dv9fv]

I just found Justin Y. in 3 completely unrelated videos this hour

[@boi4055]

Well this was fast

[@jopresents519]

Can we take a moment that Morshu has two lines. "Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies." and "Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... mmmmm... richer!" AND YOU MADE THIS OUT OF THOSE?!!! GREAT JOB!

[@averagetboihater8357]

The worst zelda game was actually a succes in meme value

[@thatoneguystudios5790]

What do you mean by”worst Zelda game”?

[@niksin9941]

best game there is

[@lorenzogenna4427]

law of equivalent exchange

[@exzyyd392]

The one where you play as Zelda is much worse Like it's not even funny bad, it's just bad

[@squidcultist0022]

Just as planned

[@NickNitro]

can't believe I didn't find this sooner, I'm thoroughly impressed.

[@yb1741]

You should've done this instead of rickrolled us on shanghaivania

[@deltaflare6903]

nani

[@thischannelisback3153]

-Remix it-

[@emeraldjayent2403]

Just another show of him being cultured

[@FanofGuardianTales]

Nick is always present in the comment sections of the best videos. What a man of culture.

[@MediExcalibur2012]

This is literally proof that no matter how many lines a character says in any sort of media, they can be turned into a YTPMV. Holy crap, this was impressive!

[@djzanderoni6095]

I know right!

[@robertwillsea3338]

This is God's work

[@ticketstothepaintrain]

You would think this video would be 10 years old but it’s not! Honestly I’m glad content like this is still being produced, gets me thinking about tf2 as well. After 13 years the game still is alive and kicking.

[@goggles6736]

Ah yes the tf2 repesentive has arrived.

[@AkilIkmalsubcribe]

Ikr this only got 2 line but he managed to do music video really awesome

[@thesprucemoose7905]

My man's looking rough for 26, the bomb and rope game is a rough one homie.

[@gman2801]

“Been spending most their lives living in a morshu’s paradise” Subtitles after this: *b i g s i p*

[@zombielizard9383]

Pair of dice*

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@zombielizard9383 nah it’s b i g s i p

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@karelsimek5871 oh ._.

[@blur4504]

g man more like gay man

[@generallyunimportant]

@Colonel Slim Candy the 2nd undrratd reply tbh

[@memecicle5714]

This makes 2020 not such a bad year

[@chamtheman551]

Plus... (SPOILERS) Steve in Smash

[@HalalHistory]

Cham the Man yes

[@patolenho3732]

2020 Modifiers: -873 - Everything else bad that happened in 2020 +349 - Everything good that happened in 2020 9000+ - Morshu's Paradise

[@furjaden8553]

@@chamtheman551 Why put the spoiler tag when no one noes what you're spoiling?

[@chamtheman551]

@@furjaden8553 I thought "Steve in Smash" would already spoil a lot of people

[@sebasulgc6629]

This is a masterpiece.

[@DIO_The_world]

That word is way too soft for this piece of art

[@SAFIS448]

Ye

[@freeman6688]

Indeed

[@hatred9427]

@@DIO_The_world God's Magnun Opus sound good enough for you? Cause it does for me.

[@DIO_The_world]

@@hatred9427 yes

[@andershansson5790]

Its absolutely incredible how this Legend of a man was one of the OG YTP creators, and he is STILL creating masterpieces.

[@thingamabeb3755]

“Been spending most their lives Living in the Morshu’s paradise” B I G S I P

[@GlowingSmokeMachine]

*M m M M m m M m M M m M M MMMM*

[@Aflay1]

Huh? *My boy...*

[@Aflay1]

B E G *S S S I P*

[@Ironclad1776]

T H E M O R S H U

[@DaFuqBoom]

Nobody: Me randomly humming the song in the public place: 1:25

[@scarlet6719]

did you really need the nobody part

[@tonic.]

eh, it's not a huge deal

[@Binglesnoober]

Whats the OG song??? Cant remember the name

[@tonic.]

gangsta's paradise

[@Binglesnoober]

@@tonic. ty very much

[@peedrohm]

"Hm, what a heat, I'll open the window!" - Mosquitoes: 1:25

[@Varietyvibe_comedy]

I'm wheezing

[@arghayeaye4591]

If mosquitoes ever sound like that I wouldn't even kill one.

[@DIO-Mineiro]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Salve salve Pedro. tu e BR né ?

[@peedrohm]

@@DIO-Mineiro Opa, salve kkkkkkkkkk devolve o corpo do Jonathan seu pilantra

[@darklink8423]

@@DIO-Mineiro DIO ENTÃO VOCÊ ESTA AQUI*se aproxima dele*

[@centvrion_]

The Guy who made the original song (Coolio) is dead sadly RIP

[@szabolcsgangl993]

The fact that Faces of Evil came out in late 1993 means Morshu is actually 26 is pure genius

[@offended323]

Morshu was a new born baby in this game

[@unlimited8410]

@@offended323 :/

[@TayDude]

I honestly think this is a new achievement in sentence-mixing, and as someone interested in *studying* phonetics, it's deadass fascinating to me what you've managed to do. Thank you for putting so much effort into this.

[@superturbomira]

next step is this kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqqVm413d6l1apI

[@djzanderoni6095]

Speaking of sentence mixing, there is a bunch of videos of sentence mixing animations for Team fortress 2. Usually made with sfm or gmod.

[@acrophis]

Deadass?

[@wolfie9070]

DEADASS

[@cultistaautista]

That's a very clever use of the reverse "MMMMM" blended with normal ones to make it sound better here

[@reatechmc]

The world if morshu had a third line ↗️↗️

[@joey-macaroni]

No nudity No drugs No swearing Just raw, powerful lyricism.

[@basilisk4428]

You mean Just lamp oil, rope, and bombs

[@joechristo2]

been spending most their lives living in the morshu’s pair of dice

[@zoraz8255]

Veteran

[@haramstuferot5016]

Maybe some drugs

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Agreed we need more of them not trash music where they need autotune and still is bad songs with autotune kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGezinSLlJmYidk

[@johncolasont6195]

The mosquito in my ear when I'm trying to sleep: 1:26

[@ryanlima7800]

@@browser-mg3lk exactly

[@Kingtron5464]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@evernarten42]

Mosquitos Paradise

[@ABAgamer_]

Wake up when you're a little.....MMMMMMMMMM.....itchier!

[@accp87]

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm mmm

[@Bonkbonk100]

1:18 Link realising that the King might have a minor alcoholic problem

[@Dog-0595]

Why did i laugh so hard about this

[@Brimneam_skg]

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*

[@abroboro]

XDDD

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

The only problem is when he runs out

[@fieldrequired283]

That cut is actually peak comedy. My favorite part of the video, and it's all so good.

[@TheRealCSH]

Anyone else here after finding out about Coolio dying?

[@Fargusno7930]

I am

[@oblix4804]

0:47 did you just make a song about the regrets of an arms dealer out of gangster's paradise and Zelda CDI?

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

Yes, yes he did

[@yourlocalpublix8500]

Internet: Aren't you a little to funny too make something realistic? Jeff Lindbom: yet, yes I am

[@dn2064]

Morshu: Has two voicelines in the entire game Jeff: Ima let him sing an entire song

[@theasandys]

And the king only has like one or two lines in this game too. Edit: He has like half a dozen but only 2 or 3 are used

[@giovannieich7487]

The line „Tell my why are we so blind to see that the bombs we buy hurt you and me“ is way deeper than I was expecting of a video called „YTP: Morshu‘s paradise“. Even Ganon is aware of the senselessness of our international arms race, why aren’t we?

[@thingamabeb3755]

Bruh I’m watching a guy make a song out of a CDi game stop making me emotional

[@3vorp]

Damn bro that’s deep

[@DetectiveNyx]

'debt ain't nothing but a bad deal away' the senselessness and reality of late stage capitalism

[@mrg298]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@DetectiveNyx]

@@mrg298 r/ihavereddit

[@purplehaze2358]

It must be such a pain in the ass to get all this from two lines of dialogue.

[@NitroNinja324]

Lyrics: Lamp oil, rope, bombs, You want it? *Morshu,* *You wanna tell me what this is all about?* Listen, Link As I walk through the valley Of the Faces of Evil I take a look at my shop And realize *this is illegal* 'Coz I've been Selling rope and bombs So long that Even Impa thinks my mind is gone (*good*) I'm an educated clerk With rubies on my mind Got my gem in my hand And a gleam in my eye I'm a loc'd out Morshu Set trippin' trader And my homies is down So don't arouse my anger *Sus* Debt ain't nothin' But a bad deal away I'm living life sell or die What can I say? I'm twenty-six now But will I live to sell another year? The way things is going I don't know *Tell me* *Why!* *Are we?* *So blind!* *To see?* That the bombs We buy *Hurt youuuuu* *And me!* (*Huh?*) *My Boy *Been spending most their lives* *Living in The Morshu's Paradise* *Been spending most their lives* *Living in The Morshu's Paradise* *Keep spending most their lives* *Living in The Morshu's Paradise* *Keep spending most their lives* *Living in The Morshu's Paradise* (*MMMMMMMing noises*) fin

[@RJJR-uy8hl]

You’ve done God’s work here, Godspeed you magnificent bastard

[@carlossanblas5807]

FIN

[@martiano13bros]

Thanks lol

[@b-ry101]

"Will I live to sell another year? The way things is going i don't know" -Morshu holding back the angry mob after he buys all the PS5s in Koridai

[@egg__bot4049]

ah yes

[@lucatdcat8720]

We need to realize that The Faces Of Evil is a cannon universe

[@heitorsilva6897]

is it too much to ask for morshu to return in breath of the wild?

[@ErickDAces]

@@heitorsilva6897 A morshu easter egg would actually be really cool.

[@Rileroid]

canon*

[@Theakritas_]

@@heitorsilva6897 even if he wouldn't be in newer zelda games, at least make a cameo of him or an easter egg lol

[@RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE]

@@ErickDAces But Nintendo probably won't do it,since they want to forget the CD-i atrocities...

[@SynGirl32]

R.I.P. Coolio

[@chilly7767]

“Keep spending most their lives living in the morshu’s paradise” *MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

[@phesaoof4504]

@Barbara Moreno mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@salvatorebertolo2209]

GIVE TO THIS MAN AN AWARD

[@Pattamatt1998]

*sippppp*

[@ValangaDiNani]

I want Nintendo to add a merchant in BOTW2 as an easter egg to Morshu

[@bismoose5444]

Just put Morshu in the next one

[@droideka1890]

No joke, it would make me so happy to see a new design for him.

[@imk2007]

Yeah Morshu is canonically alive and 834

[@parkourse2457]

@@imk2007 he's Morshu if he's gonna sell lamp oil, rope, and bombs, he can't afford to care about things like dying

[@KonpakuYoumu2003]

@@parkourse2457 he will sell special items like : Old lamp oil , Powerfull Bomb , Hardened Rope , Richer bow (uses rupees as ammo and deals more damage) , Merchant Sword (when equiped some merchants will sell special items and will give discounts)

[@dealerman5955]

After a decade of death, YTPMV’s return in our time of need.

[@dopey473]

They never died. They were just underground.

[@ninjacat230]

They never left

[@PASTELXENON]

You're not a true fan

[@c_x_3]

I love how smooth you managed to get The King saying “paradise”

[@ThisIsMyAccountFRFR]

Things like this make it hard to believe Morshu only has two lines

[@itsafish1894]

Morshu didn’t choose the thug life *the thug life chose him*

[@iceicicle3046]

"You were the chosen one!"

[@thedripcritic9379]

@@iceicicle3046 "You were supposed to destroy the thug life, not join them!"

[@pacoramon9468]

Morshu only had 23 seconds of dialog in the entire game.

[@paoduro9194]

And an music now.

[@brycemartin9600]

@Nodles [GD] not rubies

[@brycemartin9600]

@Nodles [GD] how about a check

[@brycemartin9600]

@Nodles [GD] debit card?

[@brycemartin9600]

@Nodles [GD] this is a robbery

[@eggboi3276]

why doesn't this man have 1m subs this is a masterpiece

[@supermariogamer2982]

Though the game might be bad, some of the in-game backgrounds look beautiful.

[@justaspectator9762]

As shit as the game is. If It didn't exist that would really suck. This game and hotel mario have really became huge parts of meme culture and have been for nearly 16 years. these games are good for what they caused. I'm glad they exist

[@freddykingofturtles]

Even in failure, you can find success.

[@supermariogamer2982]

@@justaspectator9762 you speak the truth.

[@supermariogamer2982]

@@freddykingofturtles you have some good wisdom. Sometimes you just have to look at the bright side of things, you know?

[@misterbadguy7325]

The CD-I may have been kind of garbage as a gaming device, but one thing it could absolutely do well was render a pretty picture.

[@josippejic6622]

I essentially have a rule that I need to watch this video every time it’s in my recommend

[@slash5477]

I am doing the same thing

[@ihatepeabrain]

I have a rule where I have to watch this and pray to almighty morshu at least once every day

[@Shark_with_legs198]

Me too

[@Error1626]

Yes

[@abohaz9]

@@Error1626 If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up

[@_krock-tu_]

The fact that I can even after 6 months come back to this video that I’ve most likely watched over a hundreds of times, and still have a smile on my face listening to it, is just an achievement unheard of for a KZbin video at least to me. This video is still extremely impressive to me, taking these lyrics, modifying them using the most impressive sentence mixing I’ve ever seen on this platform and, somehow making them even catcher than the original song. Just bravo dude, bravo!

[@wack-D-Doodle]

yo you just got the fumny number of likes

[@SAFIS448]

Bruh

[@dVaan]

The King taking a sip of wine after every chorus makes this x10 better

[@AnthonyDs_Revenge]

I appreciate how you could’ve made a million other things but you choose to make this. Thank you

[@carter_7]

Yes

[@mr.vidjagamez9896]

Morshu is my favorite Zelda character and I hate how he wasnt in Hyrule Warriors.

[@zomberkay]

hes owned by philips not nintendo

[@Yoshter97]

Or GWONAM

[@phazemof6951]

He'd be too strong

[@jeshwemmy1634]

lets get Jeffrey Nelson (Morshus voice actor) to rap this

[@WGY_Games]

Yes!

[@IStoleAllYourCookies]

Yes!

[@TheGhaztFan371]

Yes!

[@vaclavkokes6236]

Yes!

[@mariopikaman1]

Is Jeffrey still in voice acting roles or even interested in revoicing Morshu? Just like the video said, Faces of Evil is 26 years old, Jeffery might not even remember he worked on it or even remember how to do Morshu's voice, especially for a nearly 2 minute shitpost. I hate to the bearer of bad news, as I think it'd be cool to see Morshu once again just like we saw Robbie Rotten again before Stefán passed away, but I'm just not thinking there's enough for him to be interested or even know about his legacy as some shopkeep from the most hated Zelda games

[@Nov-5062]

Despite the awesome sentence-mixing, for some reason the humming in the end is my favorite part. I watch it on a loop.

[@jasonthemexicangamer4110]

Can't be the only person who listens to this every day

[@brug2138]

Same here

[@plenus7392]

You are not alone fren

[@anjavinding5412]

Same

[@bismoose5444]

You're not

[@unlimited8410]

that makes at least 8 people (including me)

[@adriennecullum7463]

The entire reason the cdi games exist is so that this can exist.

[@bismoose5444]

I'm grateful

[@vewified6345]

Eminem: Im the rap god. Morshu: Hold my shop.

[@roc_with_a_01]

Hold my lamp oil, rope, bombs

[@odie_miner5519]

Hold my rubies

[@blazethebean9147]

*hold my rupees

[@dreamtraveler6135]

Now we have emilia vs morshu. The final battle

[@blazethebean9147]

@@dreamtraveler6135 do u mean eminem (auto correct is annoying I've experienced it)

[@doyouremebervodka9387]

Morshu has only two lines. "Sadly for you, history will not see it that way."

[@headhunter6734]

the memes, jack

[@Blankult]

Doctor : violin morshu isn't real, he can't hurt you. Me: i'm not sure doc 1:25

[@windchimes2883]

Lol, somehow I knew someone noticed he was a violin before me

[@elbananitolokito]

Violin in argentina is like pedophile

[@Blankult]

@@elbananitolokito wut

[@bmodoesstuff]

@@elbananitolokito *wait what.*

[@Puffman728]

You could argue "violin" roughly translates to "little r*pist" in spanish but ive never seen someone use the word that way. Im spanish myself, so I can confirm

[@FelipeJaquez]

Them CD-I streets are hard and Morshu is the only real G you can trust for real

[@tastyDungeon]

As long as you have enough rubees

[@hihello-vq3cx]

i found this on TIHI and im personally offended that someone hates this

[@JeffLindblom]

Eh if someone felt strongly enough about it to share it, that's still pretty cool to me

[@gabrielpereira6691]

Why the fuck this video was in R/TIHI? This is a masterpiece!

[@soldierovertime5149]

This is a masterpiece don't mind them

[@gabrielpereira6691]

@@soldierovertime5149 Bruh moment

[@gulcangulluce3183]

@@gabrielpereira6691 yes

[@davidrodrigues553]

I legit listen to this every single day. So glad i found this masterpiece.

[@a_gay_homosexual_funeral]

The fact that Morshu only had two lines makes this even better

[@tinypeter5676]

He only has two lines and is one of the most recognized characters in the game

[@Rapscallion67]

@@tinypeter5676 thanks for noticing

[@samsulalam6263]

@@Rapscallion67 lol

[@SmilingFriendsCO]

He still says the most stuff

[@danieltgamingdevil6465]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5aVqIiXqtGmhdE

[@xhardcallx6330]

“THIS IS ILLEGAL” made me laugh so much

[@DogggZilla]

69 likes

[@norical64]

@@theblutsauger903 rope and bombs

[@dannoob2259]

Play

[@toamatoro570]

People like you are living proof that KZbin Poop never died.

[@commentpolice4694]

Should have been “Morshu’s Merchandise”

[@andresmunoz9877]

👍

[@hexi8488]

@Bryan Avila nice

[@theparrishshow9803]

That would be awesome

[@brandonraymundo2962]

100th like

[@SAFIS448]

Yes