The ape-like panic in his voice was hauntingly funny, had me howling
@lewis65904 жыл бұрын
"it's like you watched your kid get hit by a car" got me good
@IcespherePlaysGames2 жыл бұрын
I still replay this every now and then. The guttural, primal emotion is addictive
@desmondsolomon28094 жыл бұрын
"It's Trott time!" I'd say as I stand up in the bleachers with sign that has Trott's face superimposed over a clock face.
@Octoploppy4 жыл бұрын
Ross was less of an iron curtain this time, more like an iron colander.
@gravnine4 жыл бұрын
hahaha trott breaking down towards the end there
@raggedbreath4 жыл бұрын
9:40 the silent hero....
@T-A-E4 жыл бұрын
“Can you put Hand of Truth back in stock?” My sides.
@andrewchapman20394 жыл бұрын
My favourite athlete is Alex 'Sailed Right Past It' Smith
@highvoltage77974 жыл бұрын
Trott being the MVP this video.
@internetonsetadd4 жыл бұрын
Smith is a great dog though. Chases balls like it's his job.
@Aydreyan4 жыл бұрын
Like every video.
@chrism454 жыл бұрын
Trott should get some 1v1 practice since he's literally solo carrying these.
@gunthereinritterdesheilige84364 жыл бұрын
excuse me, i don't see trott in gold, so whos carying who
@petersenior54324 жыл бұрын
@@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 Hes not in gold because the other two are dragging them down, Trott's scoring all the on-purpose goals
@Thoran6664 жыл бұрын
I'd only watch a 1v1 with Smith and Ross as commentators, you can't make good chocolate with just 1/3 chocolate.
@cyte1124 жыл бұрын
1v1 is actually terrible though.
@JJJW9W9W4 жыл бұрын
Ross Smith and Sips with Trott as team manager
@BBoYaKIMx34 жыл бұрын
The goal at 9:31 was ridiculous
@theflyinghobo424 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Ross keeps talking about eating trotts ass.
@ZomgitsZed4 жыл бұрын
@@theflyinghobo42 the fact he just had to let that goal slide hahaha feelstrottman
@Zw2854 жыл бұрын
Trott knows exactly how good he is this episode.
@theflyinghobo424 жыл бұрын
28:42 the pure fear at the impending shame of Ross.
@JoshShuman4 жыл бұрын
28:42 - Ross's scream could start an avalanche
@awesomeaartvark4 жыл бұрын
Ross' yell at the end, hahahaha, there was like, genuine fear in that scream XD XD XD
@MarzMonkey4 жыл бұрын
The amount of times that Trott gets screwed out of hitting the ball perfectly from Ross or Smiffy is just ridiculous;
@RS-fy9hb4 жыл бұрын
Hahah, I'm guessing yoy haven't played much with strangers on RL? 😂
@adam71524 жыл бұрын
I am in tears after this: because of bad plays, bad jokes and Ross ‘Own Goal’ Hornby eager to make a return
@seyeruoynepotsuj4 жыл бұрын
Watching Trott's face this episode is gold.
@InkGraffiti4 жыл бұрын
was coming here to say exactly this LOL his professionalism stops him exclaiming his proud moments but damn if he isn't like "OMG I JUST DID THAT OMG"
@Reggiland4 жыл бұрын
i have no idea why i find smith and ross constantly talking about trotts popcorn making as funny as i do, im in tears
@SolstaceWinters4 жыл бұрын
I know it meme status at this point, but when Ross said "OH NO".... .... I felt that.
@100Peterll4 жыл бұрын
Incredible goal keeping displays from Alexwhiffy and "Open Curtains" Hornby there, Salmon Boy doing great but those river currents are still too strong to swim up.
@Ganunbrar4 жыл бұрын
Looking at this, Trott is the one-eyed king in the land of the blind.
@garethhughes74304 жыл бұрын
Trott just silently laughing and listening to Smith and Ross's insanity.
@dekkonot4 жыл бұрын
The other boiks talking about the pandemic during that goal at 9:31. You hate to see it.
@TokkiYamaguchi4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. I love when "trotts gone"
@Sergeant8984 жыл бұрын
9:42 What a great team Trotty has. Not even a word of recognition.
@alfredhadesworth92534 жыл бұрын
They were much more focused on more allusive matters; like eating ass.
@samwood83424 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna sound like my grandfather saying this but the boys absolutely deserved to lose that 4-5 OT game.
@RuhBuhJuh14 жыл бұрын
Smith and Ross defending those 2 kick offs was a dick rip from the olden days
@kerrineanderson82164 жыл бұрын
28:43 Good God Ross! What are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack?! XD I'm wheezing. BTW today's my birthday. I'm dying! The sound of a madman screaming so hard!
@kerrineanderson82164 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Don't mind if I do! I'll just be on the sidelines cheering for the Chocolate Bois.
@anoncanon50474 жыл бұрын
rolling at Ross screaming "WHAT ABOUT GENOCIDE NO-" as he fails to rush back in time to save a shot on goal
@dethmin1734 жыл бұрын
I feel like the lower rank the Chocolate Bois go, the funny there streams are.
@sirBrouwer4 жыл бұрын
it's clearly when they are playing with in the silver league. Bronze is just to easy to get them bored. gold is to hard to be entertaining. Silver league is literally the silver lining with in the game
@Flashjackmak4 жыл бұрын
Can we please have a video where Trott just talks directly to the camera in a snobby voice for 20 minutes about how he makes his own popcorn. I'd really love to be condescended to ASMR-style about Trott's hipster popcorn.
@ButzPunk4 жыл бұрын
27:50 Got me so good I had to pause the video.
@gruntslayer35244 жыл бұрын
Lmao I’ve never heard Ross yell like that that was hilarious
@Tobaaarr4 жыл бұрын
If you hadn't heard Ross yelling like that before, then you haven't been watching Hat Films that long of a time.
@TheNightDrummer4 жыл бұрын
HO WAY MAN!
@TheNightDrummer4 жыл бұрын
IT'S NOT ME!
@gruntslayer35244 жыл бұрын
John Kent nah but those are like jokes there he was like genuinely reactively yelling
@joshsnell76494 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched the ending three times and I’m still crying laughing
@XenoTechnian4 жыл бұрын
Having had pre-popped corn, bag pop corn, and homemade popcorn i can say without a doubt that homade is the best
@jamietus10124 жыл бұрын
6:30, the unexpected Hamilton reference got me
@elderdragonsteve4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the underrated smithy joke 'what have you dune-done?'
@RegularCupOfJoe4 жыл бұрын
Good. Consistent. Rocket League.
@positronalpha4 жыл бұрын
Second half of this is top notch banter, lads. I salute you.
@thecolorfulsalesman83544 жыл бұрын
28:42 What Smith says afterwards makes it all the better.
@morgandunn10014 жыл бұрын
Fucking dead every time Trott makes an epic goal and no body else acknowledges it. His face!!!! Lolololol
@LiamShaer74 жыл бұрын
The last 45 seconds is one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen
@InkGraffiti4 жыл бұрын
why Ross reversing into Trott after he said "I'm back" has me laughing to tears I have no idea but thanks I needed that LOL
@RS-fy9hb4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when Trott didn't move and had to gather his patience for a second before he could move again 😂
@ejg19324 жыл бұрын
Smith needs to actually get his rotations dialled and not charge headlong at every single ball before he starts calling anyone else out on it
@brandonwalker50114 жыл бұрын
You might as well start calling this the chocolate boy and his helper.
@meganduncanson164 жыл бұрын
That chat about popcorn was way funnier than it should of been 😂 😂
@saulmackie59884 жыл бұрын
Excellent chatter today lads. Love the honesty. Tyvm for content, incl creggle
@WintersInBerlin4 жыл бұрын
Trott scores an absolute blazer of a goal, but once again, his bodacious ass gets in the way of his glory!
@qT_p134 жыл бұрын
Ever since flounder fest 2015 it was clear that trott really loves this game and his team is holding him back. It will be a sad day if he ever goes solo.
@fergewan8084 жыл бұрын
That goal at 9:23, Trott scores an insane goal but Ross and Smith are too busy talking about Trott's ass and Nando's and don't even acknowledge it
@NibenonErurainon4 жыл бұрын
That Dúnedain joke was *chef’s kiss*
@jamietus10124 жыл бұрын
Damn it Ross! The balls are all escaping through Hungary!
@otopico4 жыл бұрын
Darksydephil hunts more whales than anyone or anything in the history of this planet.
@CaperCafe_4 жыл бұрын
Wow! Trott’s goal at 9:35! Well done salmon boy.
@InkGraffiti4 жыл бұрын
I'm a person that watches no 'real' sports but damn if I'm not leaning into their turns and shouting at near misses for this LOL
@ReptarOnIce4 жыл бұрын
Fuck me my chest hurts after laughing at Ross' scream.
@moonjunk90544 жыл бұрын
Cant tell if this video is really that funny or if I'm just delirious from lack of sleep at 2am, but god damn if im not having a good time
@TheLynx4094 жыл бұрын
So quick question boiks, when is that trainign session happening with SubParButInHD/Stumpy & Cole?
@Sergeant8984 жыл бұрын
^^ this
@SVAFnemesis4 жыл бұрын
If you like having fun, you'll love having fun live.
@jakekunz51684 жыл бұрын
I feel bad if nba 2k20 was your first introduction to a basketball game
@fudgeyman994 жыл бұрын
The monster energy in death stranding is really in your face people give it way too much slack cause it's kind of funny and out their. In reality it's immersion breaking in your face advertising.
@GretchenDawntreader4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy seeing your rocket league intro, I wonder how you picked "Chocolate Bois?"
@sadlib_74633 жыл бұрын
28:43 This is where it’s from.
@samfricker63554 жыл бұрын
Tetley Extra Strong just tastes like normal tea tbh
@willsmedia91044 жыл бұрын
I'm conflicted on the eat out to help out as it gave me a job waiting tables but restaraunts are busy as hell and most places (around me) doesnt have a mask policy
Honestly I swear hatfilms is having a renaissance (although it's always been good, it's just getting better)
@dethmin1734 жыл бұрын
For a Chocolate Bois stream this is a lot more corny than sweet....
@ModrunOfficial4 жыл бұрын
who the heck buys popcorn bags when its soooo expensive compared to making it urself
@positronalpha4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of rubber: Rubber Johnny. If anyone hasn't seen it, you're welcome.
@pharmakathartic4 жыл бұрын
Yes to Pol Pop
@TestarossaF1104 жыл бұрын
I hope smith tries and practices more, they can easily rank up more, Golden Curtain and Chocy Popper are pretty pretty good at their chocolate bois job.
@nr-pe3sj4 жыл бұрын
CHOCOLATE BOIS!!
@patricagblad4 жыл бұрын
What about Kernel Sanders?
@martinhansen18294 жыл бұрын
I feel like the boiks should do the 2 year training break as in most anime. It's practically the same. They're strong, yet not strong enough, loveable lads and witty. But maybe another couple training sessions with Keiser Casual would improve everything and make the chocolate gold a reality!
@Cr109ify4 жыл бұрын
Maybe either Trott and Smith should play separately to raise their mmr or Ross should play and lose so they can level the playing field and all rank together
@StartingOut_4 жыл бұрын
Idk if it was ross screaming, or smith pointing out it wasn't that important hell maybe it was trott laughing but either way I laughed just as hard as trott that was hilarious
@Duckfootification4 жыл бұрын
Smith has given up. Gonna stop playing before choc boys shirts come out haha
@saladdodger47224 жыл бұрын
Can I submit the name Gerard Butlerkist as a name for Trott's popcorn babies.
@Spahrrow4 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that I have no interest in playing rocket league, but really love watching you boiks play it
@mjg14774 жыл бұрын
10 mins in and Ross and Smith are having a really bad day :,)
@greyforge274 жыл бұрын
I become 5% more of a filthy fucking millennial every time I see that trendy-ass intro
@simplymatt61404 жыл бұрын
what a CORNY episode
@koninja19864 жыл бұрын
this series has become increasingly frustrating to watch...trott can only carry ross and alec so far! especially when they keep blabbing about the most random stuff. dem bois need some coaching again!
@sirBrouwer4 жыл бұрын
this is HAT Films. we don't come for the good game play. we come for the blabbering. that is the whole point. 2/3 off all games they play really just podcast with visual stuff to aid the conversation.
@JoeSmith-pp6uy4 жыл бұрын
The blabbing is the whole point
@koninja19864 жыл бұрын
Joe Smith don't get me wrong, i love the blabbing. they initially seemed to take the challenge of rocket league head on, and the progress all 3 of them were making was really cool to watch! i guess this was to be expected, but the uniqueness of this series is gone for me.
@DaftCricket4 жыл бұрын
I agree, this doesn't feel like the game that's fun to watch them talk over and not care who wins, trials was AMAZING for that. Cool visual track and a fun podcast, awesome. This game it's hard to watch your team keep losing and not care, its a competitive team game even if they find it tough its more fun to watch them try. They tried on Tarkov a much slower paced game where you could easily talk and mess about more, why not try on this? Saying that the custom matches they did were great and I think they just need their coach to whip them in to shape.
@TestarossaF1104 жыл бұрын
Why do they keep forgetting their own name for their moves? It's the CARPENTER bois!!!!!!!
@isaachewitt-richards27144 жыл бұрын
Salmon boi!
@SaintPablo424 жыл бұрын
Salt and vinegar, for her pleasure ;)
@Lord_Edox4 жыл бұрын
Ross the 2K games are just like the NBA, Full of Ads, guys shooting 3 pointers like crazy and flopping to get a foul. That being said GO BLAZERS!!
@skibman094 жыл бұрын
if they didn't have smith, they would be gold. no offense. he should practice also, love you man. Sorry not sorry.
@Batnano4 жыл бұрын
imagine actually thinking battle passes are a good idea
@MelancholicRobot424 жыл бұрын
Battle passes in ftp games make sense but you already see full priced games pulling this crap. It’s a shame to see them supporting it.
@TheGreenAugust4 жыл бұрын
I don't think they were advocating for battle passes, but more game pass and that ea thing
@JoeSmith-pp6uy4 жыл бұрын
Well they're better than loot boxes. They're fucked in paid games though. That new avengers game is going to have separate paid battle passes for each character.
@MelancholicRobot424 жыл бұрын
Joe Smith The avengers game seems like such a cash grab. Even the loot isn’t cosmetic so they can sell people skins.
@lw36344 жыл бұрын
nice
@CriticoolHit4 жыл бұрын
I wish you guys played more boring single player focused games for people with no friends. You know... Shit I can relate to.
@wraith_king4 жыл бұрын
Dislike this cannot be the chocolate boys A team. This must be some backup team.
@gabesimmons72094 жыл бұрын
Literally almost downvoted this video in disappointment at the end of that second casual game. Instead I’ll be taking out that disappointment on my toblarone buttplug
@EotSMani4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being scared of a word.
@Zach-h2l4 жыл бұрын
this is an unreasonable oversimplification
@aethernaut18994 жыл бұрын
So, why are you guys still doing this? Real question.
@LennertK4 жыл бұрын
aethernaut1899 because it’s entertaining
@sirBrouwer4 жыл бұрын
as @flikkert already said. people are entertained by it. both here on KZbin and live during the Twitch stream. The people watching are the people who bring in there income. They can pay there bills doing this.
@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh4 жыл бұрын
Because the 'Chocolate Boys' merchandise hasn't been sold yet.