Thanks for having me on, Dan! Trust the holiday is great... better than spending time with Kent and Ray. But now I must return to my regularly scheduled Ken Ham and Eric Hovind. Oh wait, that's no better.
@sharky83034 жыл бұрын
"hahaha you said I was 99% wrong! But I was only 98% wrong! That means I'm right!" That's basically what he said
@briannewton35354 жыл бұрын
Essentially that. This is the creationists M.O. Misinterpret something in science, say science has made a mistake, therefore god! It is a classic. Comedic gold, and Kent is the king of that comedy.
@TrickOrRetreat4 жыл бұрын
Yep 😋 amazing
@curbotize4 жыл бұрын
Ish....
@Porkey_Minch4 жыл бұрын
"I've filled this glass with water, maybe about 99% full" "It says on the side it's 98% full you idiot. Therefore the glass isn't full and is irrelevant."
@theultimatereductionist75924 жыл бұрын
+Logan PERFECTLY summarized!
@Antkowski4 жыл бұрын
Kent Hovind is as good at common sense as he is at paying taxes
@kensmith81524 жыл бұрын
And you rely on the ad hominem attack in an argument and you want to be taken seriously? Pathetic! Answer his points
@Dogwateraj4 жыл бұрын
Ken Smith my guy watch the video, Paul already covered it
@skeptischism13244 жыл бұрын
@@kensmith8152 Hovind has been schooled time and time again, at some point, ad hom is an accurate description of one that KNOWS they are lying, but due to this YEC nonsense, its his bread and butter.
@abrahamjeff80314 жыл бұрын
@@kensmith8152 you one of his fanboys?
@leftpastsaturn674 жыл бұрын
@@kensmith8152 What points are worth answering? If you want to be taken seriously, stop defending the very obvious conman.
@Toasty_934 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about Hovind is how he can say he's "not prepared" to discuss ERVs with Conspiracy Catz, in a debate about a subject he's devoted his entire life to, in an arena he claims to have competed and "won" in over 200 times, yet he thinks that Comfort's approach of ambushing random students on a university campus and bombarding them with questions they haven't prepared for is fair game.
@Heroltz9984 жыл бұрын
These rules are for thee but not for mee...
@Toasty_934 жыл бұрын
@Tyler B #2 you're not even in the general area of the point I was making. Hovind is a hypocrite.
@Toasty_934 жыл бұрын
@Tyler B #2 firstly, if you were going into a debate entirely about evolution and its proofs, don't you think cluing up on arguably the best evidence for evolution there is would be a good idea? Secondly, this isn't the only time he's done this in a debate. He regularly cites passages from the Bible as "evidence", then when his opponent goes to counter it he shuts them down by saying it's not the topic up for debate and he isn't prepared for it. Except the debate is the evidence for evolution, he's taking the opposing views and the Bible is his one and only source. It's intellectual dishonesty. Finally, he clearly sees no issue with Comfort catching people unawares with big questions they clearly have no preparation for, despite the fact he never seems to be prepared for any question ever and in his mind, that makes even approaching the subject dishonest. It's blatant hipocracy.
@Toasty_934 жыл бұрын
@Tyler B #2 he has major issues with being caught unawares. Either that or he knows his position is based on deliberately obfuscating the science and is utterly indefensible.
@leftpastsaturn674 жыл бұрын
@Tyler B #2 You making excuses for the habitual conman & blatant shyster just makes you look gullible & stupid. That would bother any right-minded person.
@dragonhealer75884 жыл бұрын
Kent is like a used car salesman who doesn't know where the oil, coolant, or gas go in.....
@tallalone14 жыл бұрын
And he is great at doing taxes!
@Brugar184 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but he is so persistent trying to sell some old jalope even after many cuatomers said no.
@XtreeM_FaiL4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't prepare for that.
@TruthNerds4 жыл бұрын
@@Brugar18 He claims that rusted red Fiat is a Ferrari…
@Nails0774 жыл бұрын
And doesn't know what purpose the wheels serve.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!" -Everyone to Kent Hovind
@ronaldolson65534 жыл бұрын
...if only it was everyone to him... But sadly, humanity has plenty of people determined to believe creationist bullshit, else Kent would be out on his ass by now.
@supercomputer04484 жыл бұрын
Kent: I hate the young people.
@romithromith4 жыл бұрын
He's just playing up to his deluded creationist followers, entertaining them for a quick buck. It is the same game as Flat Earth, just Young Earth Creationism, and likewise fills both Hovind's wallet and ego.
@shayanmoosavi91394 жыл бұрын
Call him boy. It'll trigger him more :)
@matej_grega4 жыл бұрын
Very old, very dumb man.
@pierre82354 жыл бұрын
Oh no! Dan turned into a drawing!!
@backalleycqc47904 жыл бұрын
I guess he'll be joining the Flatearthers as "Two Dimensional Dan"
@malenlhewig4 жыл бұрын
Evolution Wars III Revange of Jesus
@MatteoComensoli4 жыл бұрын
what? scimandan is evolving ! congratulation! your scimandan evolved in a scidrawndan!
@BrettCradle4 жыл бұрын
It’s those damn 5g towers
@nickrad69664 жыл бұрын
*evolved
@LargeSlime4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Kent Hovind was tricked by Ali G and was ridiculed on TV
@tenaciouscoder1384 жыл бұрын
Ali G interview the Beckhams is the best, and they weren't even being tricked.
@firmbutton64854 жыл бұрын
I need to see this...
@firmbutton64854 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5e1ZX-borV6j7M
@aaronabbey26044 жыл бұрын
Its a must watch, very funny.
@JoeVarVeri4 жыл бұрын
@@firmbutton6485 That was hilarious, thanks for the link!
@stephentaylor67264 жыл бұрын
'Spend another hour of my life listening to Kent Hovind??? I'm not prepared for that...' HAH!!!! This was the funniest thing I heard all week. Going back to your catalog after this video to listen to the track again, you glorious bald bastard.
@hedgehog1965uk4 жыл бұрын
Of course, you know how Hovind would interpret that statement. He would take it as a win.
@stephentaylor67264 жыл бұрын
@@hedgehog1965uk He didn't take it as a loss when he said it so many times in his last debate with Conspiracy Catz that a song was made out of it.
@DickHolman4 жыл бұрын
@@smukherjee6056 Aaron Ra did a fine job on him as well.
@stephentaylor67264 жыл бұрын
@@smukherjee6056 I kinda have to agree...the songs and skits are better on Conspiracy Catz channel... I like Dan's channel for the actual science...he's an extremely knowledgeable guy.
@dracocrusher4 жыл бұрын
@@smukherjee6056 Yeah, Dan tries to kind-of humor them a bit and gives their arguments a fair shot. Catz's approach is completely different, he's not out to give these people a chance because of course they're whack jobs, he's out to show how ridicuolous and flawed their points are to meme the crap out of them.
@markcostello51204 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Catz in this video, I wasn't prepared for that.
@robertkaslow37204 жыл бұрын
Never did I see someone RUN from a video so fast, new laws of physics could be applied.
@Forest_Fifer4 жыл бұрын
Check out Paulogia, he did a whole video with Catz recently
@JohnDlugosz4 жыл бұрын
The sound clip "I'm not prepared for that" would be perfect for a computer crash alert.
@Forest_Fifer4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDlugosz "open the pod bay doors HAL" "I'm sorry Dave, I'm not prepared for that."
@Kynk4 жыл бұрын
"15 degree per hour drift" - Thanks bob "Vestigials have evolved" - Thanks Kent
@mineduck30504 жыл бұрын
Oh snap
@mineduck30504 жыл бұрын
@Sage of Synergism what?
@guytheincognito41864 жыл бұрын
@Sage of Synergism Ray is a special stupid, shared only by the inner circle of creationists. The outer circle simply parrot them without any thought.
@rofl22rofl224 жыл бұрын
@Sage of Synergism Just because some guy lost his fingers or was born without fingers, doesn't mean that they are vestigial. We still use them for their main purpose, that is manipulating objects. They never lost their function, nor changed it, therefore they're not vestigial. It's not hard to understand, I'm sure you can get it if you put your thinking hat on. You're just embarassing yourself.
@Schmidtelpunkt4 жыл бұрын
@CipiRipi00 Plus redundancy is actually an evolutionary trait. So more of the same is not an example of vestiges, it still carries out the same function which allowed the carriers of this trait to survive. As usual the creationists fail to understand the whole philosophy of evolution and stick to mining single sentences from science books. Just like flat earthers and moon hoaxers.
@biggsasha4 жыл бұрын
Kent Hovind is like that kid playing Mario Kart that is so far behind that everyone else has come all the way around to behind him. He then looks at the map and goes “they are so far behind me”.
@Porkey_Minch4 жыл бұрын
Haha, I like that one.
@markbutterfield55594 жыл бұрын
@@Porkey_Minch That was a good one.
@Dalonghair4 жыл бұрын
“...Consider a man who bought a treadmill 10 years ago. He used it regularly for a while. But now it serves only as a place to hang towels and laundry. It would be fair to say that this device is a _vestige_ of a once active lifestyle.” I felt that.
@philipgardner51713 жыл бұрын
Fire it back up. The day you use it as a treadmill you’ll be 1 for your last 1 days using it again
@cartertweed26864 жыл бұрын
As the hammer came down on his head, spongebob exclaimed "I'm not prepared for that."
@hedgehog1965uk4 жыл бұрын
Surely we can get him done for cruelty to sponges.
@lauriewagar9774 жыл бұрын
Carter Tweed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏
@TheEnglishDane4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@_Abjuranax_4 жыл бұрын
Our most common ancestor that we have been able to trace is actually an ancient sponge. So we do not descend from monkeys, but rather Sponge Bob Squarepants. Once again, Kent Hovind debunks himself.
@_Abjuranax_4 жыл бұрын
@Tyler B #2 So you are trying to to tell me that Hovind is right?
@admiralsquatbar1274 жыл бұрын
Son, this video was earlier than normal, I wasn't prepared for that.
@thunderflare594 жыл бұрын
Jesus: Pay your taxes. Kent: I'm not prepared for that.
@skeptischism13244 жыл бұрын
Thats fucking funny, i spit my coffe out reading that one, well done sir!
@D1str1ct4 жыл бұрын
All i hear is that woman from the news interview. Aint nobody got time fo dat! Lol
@bookmarksbindery78504 жыл бұрын
Gold!
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
Jesus never said "Pay your taxes." As always, an ignorant atheist shows his ignorance to the world and tries to take the Bible out of context and twist its meaning.
@skeptischism13244 жыл бұрын
@@True_Christian uh huh. Another zealot comes out to crucify (pun intended) us heathen atheists. Probably ready to strawman like mr Hovind does every day.
@user-oj3gb8nh2q4 жыл бұрын
Kudos. It takes an extraordinary amount of patience to deal with creationists, especially if they are as obnoxious as Kent.
@nickwadson57314 жыл бұрын
Hugh Ross???
@Majlo2L84 жыл бұрын
"I'm not prepared for that." on T-Shirt please
@deanmoncaster4 жыл бұрын
I was going to start printing them but I'm not prepared for that.
@EiferBrennan3 жыл бұрын
Custom Ink, here I come.
@randomoldbloke4 жыл бұрын
Does Kent come with subtitles? He sounds like a hamster on speed
@nathanrendon64104 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he's sped up for the sake of this video. I didn't think he talked THAT fast. I haven't listened to him in a while though.
@PaulaBean4 жыл бұрын
He isn't prepared for that.
@digigalbytes24454 жыл бұрын
He's gish galloping.. Say a whole lot of b#*sh@t really quick, & hope that people don't have time to refute them all..
@flatearthnonsenseofficial49084 жыл бұрын
You sound like this when you lose your marbles...
@tonywilliams14934 жыл бұрын
If only he did, as hamsters are mute
@thekiweasel41034 жыл бұрын
No, Kent. You're not the teacher. You're a very naughty and silly man.
@cosmoshfa88savant664 жыл бұрын
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! now go away,,,,,,,,,
@Littythefunbomb4 жыл бұрын
*conman
@Nildread4 жыл бұрын
@@Littythefunbomb is that the opposite of a pro?
@Littythefunbomb4 жыл бұрын
@@Nildread it means that he is a fraud
@jasmijnariel3 жыл бұрын
He is the dumb*ss bullie that bullies the smart kids to hide his own stupidity... Nothing changed over 40years...
@michaelpetilli8074 жыл бұрын
Evolution isn’t an atheist theory, the Catholic Church says that evolution is a viable theory
@gaming1zanagi-19994 жыл бұрын
Yeah, welp sadly to say those zealots heretics are bunch of bs who bring shame to both catholics and christianity
@thelaughinghyenas84654 жыл бұрын
@RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} , You are not seeing the point, but just using the very directed comment of Michael Petelli for your own agenda. Evolution is not atheistic or theistic any more than math or chemistry or German grammar. It is a documented body of work that explains a question and comes up with an answer that passes thorough peer review. I believe that Jesus is the Christ and in evolution. This is hardly unusual. Every Christian I know believes in both. To my personal way of looking at it, the Bible explains why God did things and science explains the details of what was done by God to get us to where we are now. I respectfully suggest keeping the two separate.
@gaming1zanagi-19994 жыл бұрын
@RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} if imo I don't mind what they wrote or recorded in the bible but one thing for sure it is not what the bible is at fault but their way to understand things and easily to be manipulated is what is wrong
@kieran72654 жыл бұрын
Hell, even pre-Socratic philosophers were coming up with evolution (granted in a way more mythological fashion)
@tmo_1174 жыл бұрын
The Laughing Hyenas as a catholic that is exactly what I think as well. So your statement stands
@LostHope19824 жыл бұрын
Yay, my favourite old man is rambling about his delusional views again. And he still hasn't lost his lovely accent nor his snotty attitude. Good job @Paulogia and enjoy your time off @SMD.
@richardlewin92824 жыл бұрын
Kent only has to Impress the three people sitting in his audience 😂
@tlw42374 жыл бұрын
And his remarkably gullible fans who provide him with the donations necessary to maintain him in the lifestyle he prefers.
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs4 жыл бұрын
He makes at least twice as much as the average American from spouting his bullshit
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs4 жыл бұрын
@Tyler B #2 you literally fucked up that sentence 😂😂😂😂
@DCWilsonwriter4 жыл бұрын
I'd say they are all related to him, but apparently, most of his family can't stand him either.
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs4 жыл бұрын
@Tyler B #2 "at least the three people sitting in his audience probably know proper punctuation."
@avalonrainstryder20054 жыл бұрын
Creationist talking about DNA... Best joke of 2020
@UlexiteTVStoneLexite4 жыл бұрын
2020 it's self is the best joke of 2020
@jf84424 жыл бұрын
Oh no. Even Dan turned from a 3D person into a flat 2D drawing. So now that even Dan is flat, so must be earth
@Alice_Bedlam4 жыл бұрын
Since his series is called wack an atheist, and I'm a Christian who doesn't believe in all that stupid stuff that he believes in I kind of want to make a KZbin channel disproving all his videos. I don't know much about evolution though so I'd have to get a good book about it. Since I don’t have a mic or camera though.
@belgiumball23084 жыл бұрын
Tell me what you want to know about evolution. Ima make a detailed and long answer.
@blitz33914 жыл бұрын
If i were you i would not bother, they'd just call you a Conman, say you're not a real beleiver and that you've not looked enough at the Bible. You can't really talk with those guys, they make their breand and butter spreading their bull***t;
@obbybro4 жыл бұрын
I think that would be cool.
@jameskyle34664 жыл бұрын
Same boat, my friend. I'm also a Christian and can't stand this guy. The sheer arrogance and pride - you'd think he'd realize he's behaving in an extremely unchristian way, but I guess that's what arrogance and pride does. Any case, get any biology textbook focused on evolution and you're golden. Hell, you could gather enough info from web articles, I'm sure.
@treescape74 жыл бұрын
If I had some eggs I could have ham and eggs! If I had some ham.
@m.b.boyack22284 жыл бұрын
"Ray Comfort doesn't have time, he's filming a movie." Shoot me now!
@JayMaverick4 жыл бұрын
It does take a Hovind to think that 99% similarity is massively different from 98% similarity.
@AngelEmfrbl4 жыл бұрын
He treated it like it was 40% different. Even then just about everything on this planet shares dna with something else. Its proof we all came from one source. Even if you don't want to accept %... Chimps and humans have other dna things in common. We have traces of a virus that infected our dna and are the only two species with that same trace in. Believe it or not, viruses can leave trace elements if they infect a creature in a certain way. It ends up having 0 use to the species and in the part that's considered right now 'junk' dna. Incidentally , we humans don't require much of our dna to function, a daisy is a more complex lifeform with 5x the amount of active dna.
@DoctorZisIN4 жыл бұрын
@Sage of Synergism A creationist propaganda video with comments turned off is rarely a reliable source. Plus the video want's to have it's cake and eat it too, arguing for the percentages being much lower, but on the second part arguing that it doesn't matter because any similarities are due to "the designer" re-using the same design. Yeah, the same design full of flaws and problems which never get corrected, just duplicated in the next generation. Even humans aren't that incompetent.
@JohnDlugosz4 жыл бұрын
Well, one is double the difference compared to the other.
@AngelEmfrbl4 жыл бұрын
@Sage of Synergism you don't understand the theory of evolution do you? We found plenty of half men, half apes. 😅
@dross42074 жыл бұрын
Sage of Synergism ....it’s clear that you have never even looked into what evolution says, because all you say are repeated creationism talking points that are not what evolution claims. So that literally turns your argument into “I don’t know what evolution is, but I know it’s wrong, because a conman that says that he believes in God, says that it’s wrong”. Is that really the argument that you want to use?
@dwo3564 жыл бұрын
AHHHH! It's a SciMan Dan and Paulogia team up video! Dreams really do come true!
@michaelmccarthy40774 жыл бұрын
"Kent is totally unaware of" No, unlike science, Kent never updates his information. It is deliberate.
@hedgehog1965uk4 жыл бұрын
If I could say just one thing to Kent Hovind, it would be "YOU ARE WEARING GLASSES, KENT. DID GOD SCREW UP WHEN HE CREATED THE EYE?".
@curbotize4 жыл бұрын
His glasses are about as authentic as his "Dr. degree".
@hedgehog1965uk4 жыл бұрын
@@curbotize What do you mean? His dissertation is a genius work....of comedy www.dropbox.com/s/kpewtjgzi9ewceh/Kent%20Hovind%20Doctoral%20Dissertation.pdf?dl=0
@d.o.m.4944 жыл бұрын
Seeing Kent Hovind was the last thing I wanted before dinner.
@markcostello51204 жыл бұрын
Well if you've got a weak stomach it's probably not something you want to see after dinner.
@briannewton35354 жыл бұрын
I hope it wasn't Ham for dinner, and Ray's banana for desert.
@d.o.m.4944 жыл бұрын
@@briannewton3535 No Green AiGs and Ham.
@briannewton35354 жыл бұрын
@@d.o.m.494 Haha, perfect reply 😂
@MuttFitness4 жыл бұрын
It's the new weight loss plan.
@jcskyknight22224 жыл бұрын
Basically using similar arguments as the flat earthers: "Oh look they can't agree whether it's 92% or 98%". Irrelevant, we can all agree that's it's a significant value.
@jcskyknight22224 жыл бұрын
Sage of Synergism You don't need every step in the process to exist at once. Evolution says we are related to modern apes not descended from them.
@DM-rc4yu4 жыл бұрын
@Sage of Synergism Funny how "keep your mind open" always comes from the most close minded people.
@sad-pt7xd4 жыл бұрын
Sage of Synergism we only see fish reproducing fish, not God making fish
@drunkenhobo80204 жыл бұрын
@Sage of Synergism We do have millions of intermediate forms. It's called your family tree - each generation a tiny bit different from the last. What you're essentially arguing is that if your mother goes missing, you can no longer prove that you are related to your grandmother. We don't need literally every single step along the way to see the bigger picture.
@sad-pt7xd4 жыл бұрын
Sage of Synergism yes the fish was created by evolution
@johnallen60394 жыл бұрын
Thank you Dan for having Paul on your channel and thank you Paul for filling in. I look forward to both of you educating us and giving us a giggle at the expense of those who would rather believe in myths and legends. f
@acentaur0104 жыл бұрын
Kent Hovind is a close-minded religious dead-end of knowledge. Evolution has moved on and left him to mentally wither in his ignorance. Keep up the great work SciManDan! Love your work. 😘
@seb247894 жыл бұрын
He isn't ignorant. He's lying. Which is even more.
@Onio_Saiyan4 жыл бұрын
"I'm the teacher" Kent says. Totally, mate. Totally. I said that when I was a kindergartner and on a tantrum. The teacher said, "Ok. What should we learn now?" I didn't have an answer. Kent makes us Catholic/Christians look bad.
@wanafly124 жыл бұрын
you don't need Kent to look bad. why in the hell do people need a title to feel good about themselves? are people so weak minded that they need titles? i don't need a title to feel good about myself. but i don't pretend there's a sky daddy either
@Onio_Saiyan4 жыл бұрын
@@wanafly12 it's Kent that casts Catholics in a bad light. Not saying anyone needs a title either. You can believe what you want. I'm coming from my own standpoint.
@sebidotorg4 жыл бұрын
The perfect creator to look at this video for Dan. He could not have found a better holiday replacement.
@JayMaverick4 жыл бұрын
Scimandan and Paulogia in one video! Man, I wasn't prepared for that!
@rugbydan7614 жыл бұрын
Thank you soooo much for including the Penn and Teller ad! I'm never paying enough attention when the ad comes on to confirm my theory that the ball is being added to the cup in the first 2 seconds whilst the juggling is going on. Now I can rewatch it and confirm.
@secretcouple16814 жыл бұрын
Paulogia!!!! What are you doing here! This is like seeing two of your good Facebook friends are actually mutual friends! Love this.
@pisicafairy4 жыл бұрын
I watched his debate with Aron Ra and everytime it was his turn to respond my brain couldn't handle his explanation..if I have to summarize his stance was "If I don't understand it then it's not true"- I was watching that debate in neutral position and trying to keep my mind open as long as the explanation makes sense but nope, Kent Hovind didn't do a good job. My high school biology teacher was better than him.
@jonnydont33934 жыл бұрын
at about the 8:05 mark, Kent mocking SciManDan for being behind on his science because a paper was published in 1994....... Hey Kent erm.....when was the bible published?
@netwarrior10004 жыл бұрын
Which version?
@DoctorZisIN4 жыл бұрын
Manuscript or print?
@jonnydont33934 жыл бұрын
it was a rhetorical question guys
@Docktavion4 жыл бұрын
@@jonnydont3393 It was a fair point in proving Ken and others view points to be false. The Bible's been rewrote, edited, translated, expanded and redacted multiple times over the years. Making any claim of 'gods' words are infallible and the one and only truth to be laughable at the best.
@netwarrior10004 жыл бұрын
@@jonnydont3393 I wasn't having a go at you mate - I agree with you and was just expanding on your point by adding that there are versions of the bible.
@arctic_haze4 жыл бұрын
The NASA CGI took it to a new level! Now our heroes are cartoons of themselves! The fake physician was right! Great video, guys!
@iterumconare42584 жыл бұрын
I genuinely can't tell which bit you're bieng sarcastic about XD
@arctic_haze4 жыл бұрын
@@iterumconare4258 I am sarcastic about everything that denies science. I am a scientist myself.
@stephentaylor3563 жыл бұрын
'and spend another hour of my life listening to Kent Hovind??? I'm not prepared for that...' Lmao. Makes me wanna hear the song again.
@blue-eyeswhitejesus29254 жыл бұрын
Got an ad for a Private Cristian University at the beginning of this video. LOL
@DarrellLarose4 жыл бұрын
The Bible is not a peer reviewed paper.
@Katy_Jones4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't even proof read...
@jeffreygrajek5834 жыл бұрын
It is almost like Kent was in prison and availed himself to an outdated prison library. Strange!
@ianmacfarlane12414 жыл бұрын
"...lives in a sad abandoned sand box.." Ouch - that's a sore one.
@TrickOrRetreat4 жыл бұрын
Katjiiiing 😋
@jacketrussell4 жыл бұрын
It must have hit home, judging by the amount of time Hovind spent showing a Dinosaur Adventure Land promo in his response video.
@TrickOrRetreat4 жыл бұрын
@@jacketrussell well dude, he has a bigly wooden boat to prove he is probably f.... Wrong
@Dustquake4 жыл бұрын
Yay! Saw the SMD caricature style and got excited. Glad to see you see you here Paul. Great vid.
@trevorday79233 жыл бұрын
Dr Kent, The Tax Evasion Gent: how much speed has this god-botherer been snorting???
@dogwalker6663 жыл бұрын
Kent is also not a doctor.
@thygek.mikkelsen23244 жыл бұрын
Kent says what now!? Stalin died in 1953, Planet Of The Apes is from 1968, based on a French book from 1963. So Stalin had a time machine?
@Mandelbrot_Set4 жыл бұрын
I am not sure what Hovind's point was, but aBoogivogi commented that some nutjob convinced Stalin to try to impregnate women with ape sperm.
@iterumconare42584 жыл бұрын
Tbh Stalin made some pretty accurate WWII predictions sooo.....
@lindaandrews92454 жыл бұрын
Of course Ken is right - he's wearing a white coat, that makes him a scientist! Personally I think he is wearing it somas to fool the men in white jackets that come to take him away.
@dogwalker6664 жыл бұрын
He stole it whe he was escaping the asylum.
@gowdsake71034 жыл бұрын
Ahh taking tips from liely
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
OP: A) So how, exactly, is Kent's white coat different than that of the pseudoscientists who *you* worship and revere their words --- which are gospel *to you* ...? B) Your post is admitting that heliocentric globe believers belong in insane Asylums. So great job destroying your own position! ROFL!
@dogwalker6664 жыл бұрын
@@True_Christian because 1) They are qualified engineers and scientists, not snake oil salesmen, 2) We have evidence pictures data etc. Not just making things up and cherry picking. 3) Ken knows what he is saying is fake. 4) non of the rubbish he spouts has any evidence, the earth is a globe its millions if not billions of years old space is real gravity is real your de-bunked live with it.
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
@@dogwalker666 I wrote a detailed reply that debunked your post point by point. But then youtube automatically deleted my paragraph breaks out of it. So I edited it to try and restore them, but the same errors kept appearing after I published the edited versions. By the time the breaks finally appeared properly, I had needed to edit it so many times that YT entirely censored it from appearing publicly. That's usually how atheists 'win' vs. me...YT automatically silences me and makes many of my responses un-viewable to the public, as if I'd never even wrote them.
@MotoGoato4 жыл бұрын
So he calls himself "The Science Gent" now does he? ....... Freaking hilarious!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 .... more like "The Convict C..."
@MetallicAAlabamA4 жыл бұрын
If all the Sci Man Dan, Conspiracy Cats,Paulogia nation would come together. And all the other people that are questioned by ANY creationist would step up and say "Up yours Ray Comfort, Up yours Kent Hovind, and UP YOURS anyone who wish to push creationism bullcrap! The truth is that the Earth is NOT 6,000 yrs old, and God is a delusion! Up yours Kent Hovind! Up yours Ray Comfort, Up Yours AIG, Up yours creation believers! " Anyway. This was awesome Sci Man Dan! Thanks.
@garypellerin55764 жыл бұрын
The white lab coat says I'm serious. Then he doubles down by putting one on his doll of Sponge Bob. That make him so much more credible. I'd believe anything this man has to say.
@novadestry4 жыл бұрын
Your science is out of date Dan.... Btw here's something from 40 years ago about how you're wrong
@MuttFitness4 жыл бұрын
Well I've got a book from 100 a.d. that says you're wrong!
@TrickOrRetreat4 жыл бұрын
@@MuttFitness good point
@Porkey_Minch4 жыл бұрын
@@MuttFitness Well I've got an ancient egyptian carving of the sun god Ra from 3000 BC so clearly you're all worshipping the wrong god!
@ingebygstad96674 жыл бұрын
@@MuttFitness Well from around 1500 BCE to 300 CE. Some of the oldest texts are newer versions of even older texts - like Noah's flood for example.
@SatsuJ-db6vy4 жыл бұрын
I guess NASA's budget got cut so they couldn't afford CGI Dan. Now we get drawing Dan
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
Dan's animated characters *still* look *way more realistic* than does the globe cartoon that they are blocking, and also the "earth rise" shot that the Apollo actor-nots were caught red-handed staging from a Hollywood basement in an accidentally-released classified tape, during the first moon landing hoax.
@darkiee694 жыл бұрын
Of course he doesn't understand progress in research, his textbook haven't change in a long time.
@andystokes87024 жыл бұрын
The only 'textbook' he accepts as genuine and without error was written around 2,000 years ago. It was written over many decades by over 40 mainly anonymous authors, none of whom were scientifically literate, in three separate languages. The only changes since then have been the numerous translations and mis-translations. If a scientist were to use a similar work as the basis for his knowledge he would simply be laughed at.
@kevinfisher13454 жыл бұрын
@@andystokes8702 Pfft he does not even accept that book, since he often takes quotes from it and completely takes it out of context or worse attempts to take them literally even when part of the sentence has ridiculous silly things that NO sensible would take literally, including most christians. More he accepts his own warped version of that book. Or in other words his own cherry picked conman style book while ignoring much the rest of it ... IF he even knows the rest of it.
@briannewton35354 жыл бұрын
Awesome, a very valid point. This will explain why he is incapable of researching new publications I guess.
@andystokes87024 жыл бұрын
@@kevinfisher1345 Yes, it's almost funny really, he believes he is the only Christian who has it right when even 99% of fellow Christians don't subscribe to his interpretation.
@shaneeslick4 жыл бұрын
@@andystokes8702 Very well put, Kent claims he is reading 'God's Word' yet Kent is reading 'Someone's English Interpretation of God's Word", How can you trust any of the English Translations if more than 450 translations into English have been written
@rickydefuzz86374 жыл бұрын
I love the insults! As soon as they have no more phoney facts to vomit up, the insults start to fly! Thank you SciManDan!
@rickydefuzz86374 жыл бұрын
Plus, evolution is an atheist idea! Pope Benedict accepted the idea of evolution and publicly said there was nothing in the Bible that preached against it.
@JohnDlugosz4 жыл бұрын
The teacher gives the student the test, not vice versa: I remember a big controversy when it was suggested that Texas schoolteachers get tested. It only makes sense that professionals demonstrate their competence in the subject. Your medical doctor, lawyer, accountant, electrician, driver, etc. all pass exams. Less formally, a landscaper will have a body of work that people can see to gauge his abilities.
@ROFT4 жыл бұрын
The criminal said: "We thought it was 98%, then 95%, now it's we're 7.7% difference" Ah yes, in addition to using outdated information, he starts off with large percentages of _shared_ genetic material, then does a switcheroo to 7.7% _difference._ He could have said 92.3%, but that would have required being intellectually honest, and Kent's not prepared for that.
@bobblum59734 жыл бұрын
It also would have required good math skills, and judging by his tax "issues" he wasn't prepared for that, either!
@Jehannum20004 жыл бұрын
Well spotted. I did the calculation in my head on reflex and missed the reason why he switched from % similarity to % difference.
@mattm88704 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure those numbers are different because of differences in what being compared.
@dtrezy52234 жыл бұрын
According to Twitter it's FTFE on flat earth Friday.
@iterumconare42584 жыл бұрын
Yay!
@TheGargantuanLeviathan4 жыл бұрын
IVE NEVER BEEN SO EARLY EVER
@Alice_Bedlam4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@ythandle8254 жыл бұрын
Same
@lt.danslegs97374 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said.
@dannymcbas61304 жыл бұрын
Me neither my man
@Googzify4 жыл бұрын
You have evolved!
@123456wasp3 жыл бұрын
DNA! Proves our evolutionary tree.
@amadmanmakesstuff4 жыл бұрын
I love a cross over! one of my favorite KZbin channels and one of my favorite previous bosses (and KZbin channels). @paulogia awesome to see you doing well and shutting these guys down. You have such a calming presence.
@jeremiah35324 жыл бұрын
As a orthodox Jewish person, the Torah says that the earth isn’t flat. Our sages said that there were 1 trillion stars. This was said 2,000 years ago. We have prophets saying that the earth is a sphere in space. There is no flat earth Hebrew translations and no flat earth Hebrew model. Trust me, flat earthers do a little more research. Coming from an Orthodox Jew debunking anything a flat earther says about Hebrew translations and models. Cheers
@vir0424 жыл бұрын
It would be real interesting to see if the original Hebrew Bible (since it's the bible they always refer to) give those "proofs" they have from the bible a different meaning. Maybe you could do videos on the topic, I bet it would cause quite a stir in the flatearth-debunking-scene since that is a type of debunk that most people have never even considered. Quite an interesting angle honestly. Just knowing that the Torah have other wording is a good start, but since they all go by the bible it would be more interesting to see what the bible said originally.
@valkeakirahvi4 жыл бұрын
And exactly where does it say that the Earth is "a sphere in space"? I'm only really familiar with the Old Testament version, but it clearly refrences the pillars of the Earth and a firmament. Haven't seen anything about it being a sphere.
@mothhunter23374 жыл бұрын
I agreeeeee but I haven’t done any research soo whatever. Earth isn’t flat. So since everyone else here has made a long paragraph of text I will too kinda until it says read more. You guys play chess? We should kill Penguinz0. He literally is keemstar. He killed Ben Finegolds channel because he’s an asshole. His fans are raging to cum on the dislike button for whoever he disagrees with. Let people have an opinion even if it isn’t popular. If it is dead wrong, like a fact, such as earth being flat, then let them be destroyed
@briannewton35354 жыл бұрын
@@valkeakirahvi I am glad I read down the comments before I posted a question almost identical to yours. Although mine was going to be more like a 'when' did some prophets say this, I would suggest that this was after Eratosthenes had already calculated the circumference of the sphere we live on. You will note that Hypers said "prophets were saying..." Essentially a prophet is just someone who has read the bible, interprets verses into what they want it to say, then has an opinion of what their interpretation means. The bible is excellent for interpretation of what a believer wants it to mean for them individually. In the US alone there are 200 distinct denominations (thousands if you go with versions of the distinct ones) Each denomination interpret the bible differently, Christians simply can't agree on stuff. The orthodox Jews essentially follow the old testament. That is where all the really crazy stuff is. But, I am with you, the firmament separates the waters above from the waters below. I am unsure where space fits in that scenario. Maybe the Spacex rockets got a wash as they went through the waters above?
@vir0424 жыл бұрын
@@valkeakirahvi You clearly didn't read his text... He said prophets said it.. Not that it's in the Torah per say.. I don't know how the Torah function unfortunately but if its like the Quran there can be plenty of very important texts not in the main book. Also firmament is such a lose description, it might be that the translations have changed a lot during time.. It would be interesting to see how it as written in the old Hebrew bible don't you think? Not that it really matter but it might be a good example on why the bible is not a book of "pure facts", since it's been interpreted several times over.. Everything in the bible should be read as metaphors and life lessons, not as a book about actual psychics.
@obsidiancurse4294 жыл бұрын
The 2D Dan and Catz is probably how flat Earthers always see them 🤣🤣🤣
@curbotize4 жыл бұрын
It's not a brain problem, it's an eye problem. You may be on to something here lol.
@belgiumball23084 жыл бұрын
LOVE TINFOIL TUESDAY! Scimandan can you make a video of tinfoil tuesday with antivaxxers?
@birb1254 жыл бұрын
You got a heart my man!
@belgiumball23084 жыл бұрын
@@birb125 And also a brain unlike flattards and antivaxxers
@birb1254 жыл бұрын
@@belgiumball2308 and a soul
@belgiumball23084 жыл бұрын
@Stevo Devo Agree. The antivaxxers will need to make a hard decision.
@MrAndyStenz4 жыл бұрын
Paul on Dan’s channel? I’m sooooo down for this. “Collab? You’re on your own!” 😂😂
@ParanormalEncyclopedia3 жыл бұрын
Ex Convict Hovind is 100% right on one thing. The teacher gives the student the test. That's why Kent's the one who needs to take a basic science test.
@ramonlamain654 жыл бұрын
U earned ur vacation dan......enjoy..as we do with this new vid😉
@Multiriddick0074 жыл бұрын
"You are way behind in science Scimandan", says the men who believes in a 2000 years old storybook. The irony there 🤦♂️
@Numb3r_cs4 жыл бұрын
don't know why but I read that in Scimandan's voice
@ethelwulfmountbattenderoth22864 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to do your taxes Kent. Only 21 days left.
@daveh6924 жыл бұрын
hi just watched kents comeback vid and if you watch he has a vid of his cult camp! if you watch carefully you can see no protection for kids against falls, slips, bangs. he has been in trouble as a kid had unfortunately died under his protection! the really bad bit is he did a vid acknowledging the death but no emotion no acceptance that its the fault of the camp employees for not watching or caring for what had happened, then had the gall to attack someone for caring what had happened. this kent is the most disgusting human ever!
@snufflepuggy4 жыл бұрын
Great job Paulogia. Nice to see you here!😊
@generalkweizr70914 жыл бұрын
Sad part is that there are other nutcases in the room with him
@greenmeat12704 жыл бұрын
anyone with a moustache likes that knows how to hold a 'banana'
@neil60933 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome…can’t stop laughing!
@Churrb4 жыл бұрын
First notification since I’ve subscribed lovin’ the channel so far!
@dustinf494 жыл бұрын
In science, a theory is not a guess, not a hunch. It's a well-substantiated, well-supported, well-documented explanation for our observations. A theory never becomes a law. In fact, if there was a hierarchy of science, theories would be higher than laws. There is nothing higher, or better, than a theory. Laws describe things, theories explain them. An example will help you to understand this. There's a law of gravity, which is the description of gravity. It basically says that if you let go of something it'll fall. It doesn't say why. Then there's the theory of gravity, which is an attempt to explain why. Actually, Newton's Theory of Gravity did a pretty good job, but Einstein's Theory of Relativity does a better job of explaining it. These explanations are called theories, and will always be theories. They can't be changed into laws, because laws are different things. Laws describe, and theories explain. The Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection is our best explanation for the fact of evolution. It has been tested and scrutinized for over 150 years, and is supported by all the relevant observations. Next time someone tries to tell you that evolution is just a theory, as a way of dismissing it, as if it's just something someone guessed at, remember that they're using the non-scientific meaning of the word. If that person is a teacher, or minister, or some other figure of authority, they should know better. In fact, they probably do, and are trying to mislead you.
@faisalbantog47044 жыл бұрын
Is string theory a theory or hypothesis? Im kinda confused
@davidsommen13244 жыл бұрын
Paulogia, you absolutely nailed it. I bet Dan is stoked.
@ArtisticlyAlexis4 жыл бұрын
"God works in mysterious ways" except when it comes to the creation tale. I'll never understand the _need_ for some true believers to take every part of the Bible literally.
@jameskyle34664 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it becomes more of a pride thing. People inherently enjoy feeling superior. They just abuse their beliefs to achieve that goal.
@steveaustin41184 жыл бұрын
When your livelihood depends on a lie, you don't have to believe it just convince others you do, Kent's reaction to being shown transitional fossils was you can't prove they had babies.
@kimothy17014 жыл бұрын
Being an atheist myself, I have no problem with what others believe whether it’s Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist and will gladly speak to them about it and offer questions bout their particular religion to gain a better understanding of it. It’s when they start pressing this onto me and making this the be all and end all of the matter. For example the bible says this that and the other and we must live by these teachings. No the bible is an anthology of stories from people who may, or may not, have been present at a particular event that may or may not have happened over 2000 years ago. It must also be remembered that this was not originally written in English and has been translated. As we all know when you translate something into a different language, this can be literal and the meaning changed. Classic example would be “suffer not a witch to live”. How many women were condemned and killed because of 1 mistranslated line, when the original meant to say suffer not a poisoner to live.
@daliborbenes50254 жыл бұрын
The need to take the Bible literally (an integral part of the Fundamentalism movement) is a direct defence against the 19th century theology idea of historical criticism, which basically makes the Bible worthless, because you can choose and pick whatever you want from it. (Denial of some basic points of the Christian faith - as seen in the mainline liberal protestant churches which desperately try to keep up with the secular world) Ancient Churches, like the Catholic or the Orthodox aren't affected by this too much, because their view is that the church stands above the Bible and not the other way around. So not all Christians are presented with this dilemma.
@steveaustin41184 жыл бұрын
@@kimothy1701 I'd be interested to see how many of these people making millions off of poor people, would fail a lie detector test.
@chriskell36854 жыл бұрын
Don’t you just love Kent’s minions in the background laughing and following his every word. Weak minded fools have no idea that they weren’t prepared for that.
@gowdsake71034 жыл бұрын
Mostly his dumb family
@gowdsake71034 жыл бұрын
@frankos rooni i think they are his family
@drunkenhobo80204 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Kent gets all of his information on the origin of life from a 3500-year-old book, so picking studies from the 1980s is ultra-modern by his standards.
@doctabaldhead4 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would see Paul pop up on Dan's channel. Nice.
@jayg3424 жыл бұрын
The first rule of lab is that you don't wear a lab jacket outside of lab.
@jayg3424 жыл бұрын
@rent a shill unless you are looking to steal valor, like the people that dress up like soldiers.
@michaelcullen53084 жыл бұрын
To all those commenting that it comes down to science versus religion: the Pope believes in evolution. Does that make the Pope an atheist?
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
The pope is a spokesman for Satan, demon, and vicar of the antichrist, and that goes for *all* of them, past, present, and future. They hate the Bible and everything it stands for, and they love to worship their true master, the devil, who is their father, and his evil works they will always do. Is he an "atheist?" Not exactly, because he knows God exists; he just hates Him. But the great news is, at the end of the day, every pope comes before Christ's Judgement Seat and then gets cast straight into Hell for the rest of eternity, which is exactly where those abominations belong.
@michaelcullen53084 жыл бұрын
@@True_Christian Like you said, not an atheist.
@Mandelbrot_Set4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelcullen5308 True Christian does not believe that Catholics are Christian. His reason is that the word Catholic does not occur in the Bible. Neither does "Christian" or the name of any modern sect. I think that the leadership of all major denominations accept the fact of evolution. Except for the Southern Baptists. Those yahoos are crazy.
@MisterAndrewBuckley4 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, was back in the days before we had evolved pyjama skin
@JustMe-xv8fx4 жыл бұрын
You can tell the scam by how fast they talk and how vague the show references.........I don't speak to snake oil sellers
@kevinfisher13454 жыл бұрын
The video portion of Kent speaking was sped up in many if not all sections.
@JustMe-xv8fx4 жыл бұрын
I have to disagree as I have watched a few of his videos on his channel and he speaks like he's trying to truthfully sell a car without you being hearing how it doesn't run, has no tires, over 300,000 miles but only one owner, great body and excellent interior.
@kevinfisher13454 жыл бұрын
@@JustMe-xv8fx There is no doubt Kent is a snake, but I have heard many of these clipped video portions before on both CC and Dan's channel, in which they were not as fast as it was here. Pretty much all the clips of Kent shown here were slightly sped up so one can not tell that here in regards to how fast he talked simply because it was sped up and not representative. Now if you want to make that claim on video in which it was not sped up .. fine, but not on this own.
@0ia4 жыл бұрын
3:26 "Ken's Kult Kompound built on a ten million-year-old outcropping of limestone..." I love it.
@TheCabIe4 жыл бұрын
"Why haven't we evolved wings?" Because that's not how evolution works. But that's actually a pretty good question... For the creationis side. If we were indeed created by a omnipotent being who wanted to make us special, why DIDN'T we get wings? Or alligator-like scales? Or feline-like coordination (people can fall from a few meter height and break their necks, for example)? Or hawk-like vision? Or ability to see infrared? Somehow we arrived to where we are today sharing a huge amount of traits from our ancestors, I wonder what that means.
@gratefuldean694 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early to Tinfoil Tuesday Evolution was not yet accepted as fact!
@guytheincognito41864 жыл бұрын
Lol
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
evilution is not, never was, and won't ever be an 'accepted fact,' you liar for Lucifer.
@chimpanzeethat38024 жыл бұрын
Evolution is accepted as fact by 99.86% of living scientists. It's accepted as fact by every scientific institute on the planet, every academy of science on the planet, and every accredited college and university on the planet.
@gratefuldean694 жыл бұрын
@@True_Christian oh yeahhhh, I'm lying for Lucifer! Yeah you know, that other imaginary character.
@plexus4 жыл бұрын
Someone REALLY needs to tell Kent Hovind what it means to “whack” someone... SMH...
@chimeraobscura2564 жыл бұрын
Kent, supposedly believes in god and the bible... Thinks "whacking" someone is ok. Think about that...
@mothman25144 жыл бұрын
He was in the gay mafia. He went to prison for whacking off a guy.
@XtreeM_FaiL4 жыл бұрын
Chimera Obscura Bible is the most violent and sadist book ever written.
@drlegendre4 жыл бұрын
Then again, his bronze-age God once violently murdered every living thing on the planet. If genocide is a crime against humanity, how exactly does omnicide rate?
@lawrenceredmacher43824 жыл бұрын
Deuteronomy 13:13-19, if someone believes in another god, kill everyone in the entire town and then burn the town down. the bible has some evil shit in it
@mionellessi30864 жыл бұрын
@@lawrenceredmacher4382 Poor uncontacted tribes in Amazon forest. We now have to burn them down.
@dominikpukos74504 жыл бұрын
"You are the student, I am the teacher." This one line made me unwilling to watch KZbin anymore. Most likely ever.
@Canadian_Ry4 жыл бұрын
What?! SciManDan AND Paulogia?! So awesome. Why do I like youtuber crossovers so much?
@robertpietraru19394 жыл бұрын
I'm not first I'm not last(technically I'm last for a few seconds) but when dan posts, I click fast
@shaneeslick4 жыл бұрын
I like to take my time as when I 'm first I usually end up in some sort of trouble 🙄
@robertkustos29313 жыл бұрын
Robert Portrait , technically you are last for a few seconds , but YT evolution permits you to be last again . . If we were all first , comments section would die out .so click fast to keep evolution rolling
@Max-pb8vf4 жыл бұрын
You have more hair in real life - I can say that as i went Kojak years ago.
@LcdDrmr4 жыл бұрын
Two favorites doing a crossover--great! Paulogia deserves for more subscribers, and if you don't know him already definitely check him out.
@CountDrunkula4 жыл бұрын
14:20 is how Kent's cellmate explained their upcoming relationship to him. The tests involved putting various shaped things into different holes. When he met him Kent was but a learner....
@ronaldharris65694 жыл бұрын
Kent is correct.....about how cool those eye blurring Hawaiian shirts are I have several and I will get a few more