POPULAR VS NERD STUDENT. 12 DIY school pranks and hacks by 5-Minute crafts

Funny School Prank ideas only your Best Friends can handle
Since most of us are now back to school, let’s have some fun with our friends. Today, I show you some hilarious pranks and other fun ideas that will make you laugh. All of them are lighthearted, so feel free to share them with your best buddies.
You can use cable ties to tie your friend’s spiral notebook. They won’t be able to open it unless they’ve got a pair of scissors.
Another fun trick is to stick a small coin underneath the sink faucet and wait for your friend to go and wash their hands.
You can also take a screen protector, smash it with a hammer and pretend that your friend dropped your phone while you were handing it over to them.
You can also create some gummy worms using coke and gelatin, add them inside your friend’s sandwich and make them believe they’re eating real yucky slimy worms.
Timestamps:
1:02 - The fake sneeze
2:06 - Fake broken phone screen prank
4:56 - Funny melted chocolate prank
6:36 - Maltesers prank
8:14 - Funny ketchup prank
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Who wouldn’t have a spray bottle laying around, and pretend to sneeze during COVID-19, like seriously

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We DON'T HAVE to the books and copy to school we HAVE to bring coke,dog,fake hair, gelatin etc

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Yeah, we use dog to write! -5Minute crafts

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Silly but got to be my fav!

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This is a girl being jelious if a nerd having fun even though the bully didn’t like the boy

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Who has gelatin just laying around at lunch time

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As if the current bullying situation wasn't enough

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5 minutes craft:Let's do pranks even when the schools aren't open *Me:I'd rather die then going to school*

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This video = weirdest day of school ever

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Mad

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@@Goodgaming24 maybe you are .....

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When you try 5 minutes craft but it takes you 6 minutes ~Cries~

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I watch this alot this is my fav i was in my bed watching this i fell sleep

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They went from posting every few hours to every few days

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[@JujuBennie]

Yes, I always bring gelatin, soda, straws and a pencil container with me to school. Also, I do have magical freezing powers that can automatically freeze something in 5 seconds.

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Some girl: u can borrow my pencil sharpener The guy: thanks The girl behind them: WhY dOeS He KeEp AsKiNg HeR tO gO oN a DaTe WiTh HiM!?!? Also her: Let me act like I cut her hair off

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I'd do this to my friends at school, but......... It's a coronavirus so it won't work but I'm looking forward to going to ❤️

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Fun Fact: We're not in "the School".

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Fun fact for you all: If you try these you're going to get detention!!😃😅😆😉😘 Thanks 5min crafts!!!!!!🥳👍😘

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Trust me I will help you the same

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Ok but that pink colour hair girl kinda cute

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.-. So basically what I'm getting from this is it's okay to start and rivalry with someone just because they are talking to my crush.. woooooooowwwwww

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Super pranks monsieur et/ou madame Bonsoir

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I'm nice, I didn't say that your pranks are wrong ah bah I just did it

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0:49 I don’t think they have heard of a scissors before

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Omg this was so enjoyable to watch! Felt like a short movie 🎥 🍿😁

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Ur joking right

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I would like to! 😏 You are super! 💘

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That ending lol

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I saw 5 minute crafts everyday . Loved it 👍💓 മലയാളീസ് ഉണ്ടോ.....❤️❤️❤️

[@shadowsgf2078]

tell me why the girl that stole the new girls diary looks like she had blue eyes when she was fake laughing? or am i just seeing things

[@bishopcurry161]

This 5 min craft lore is insane

[@papribhowmik8147]

OMG! Crazy school pranks 12 Dy

[@umhi9930]

When she "drew" on the chalkboard the chalk didn't even touch the board...

[@aestheticallycourtney7581]

When you casually pull out a bottle of ketchup that you brought to school with you for god knows what...-

[@judealbasheer4924]

i can not be the only one who is just now realized that this is encouraging bulling!?!?!?! LOL ahahha

[@juliadunn4150]

Yeah because I totally bring Brussels sprouts to school