Portal 2 | Crazy Box - 0 portals (World Record)

[@heronb.4965]

ps: turn subtitles on, he explains what he's doing

[@redandblue1013]

Thanks

[@namboww]

Vlw

[@Dragon_Qi]

Thanks

[@foolishxhero]

Thanks a lot bro

[@Dant2603]

wow thanks!

[@UpDvn]

I guess Valve will have to rename the game from "Portal 2" to " 2"

[@aninsvet]

you just made my day with that comment xD

[@ukasz1879]

+GeoThermalGFX | Road To 0.2K took me fucking 20 minutes to get it.

[@WFangW]

+GeoThermalGFX | Road To 0.2K I don't understand :(

[@renef.8468]

made my day xD

[@tannedanimegirl]

+》GeoThermal 𝓖𝓕𝓧《 | Road To 0.2K "2" is not enough "2ez"

[@Lawlophile]

The entire video had me thinking "wtf is he doing?" Him: "Trust me, I'm a professional"

[@BOTAllen]

Lawlophile the subtitles really help, they explain

[@bobafettjr85]

@@BOTAllen I was wondering why he was standing there starting at the floor for so long.

[@kreksom3386]

Professional have STANDARS

[@PNWGoodvibes]

BOT Allen that’s so smart!!

[@catraapplesaucemeowmeow2464]

Lawlophile use sub title

[@happmacdonald]

Now you're thinking *without* portals.

[@Dedgyblazer]

+Happ MacDonald or should i say outside the box (GET IT CUZ THE MAP LOOKS LIKE A BOX haha?)

[@EthanRDoesMC_]

Bah Dum Tch!

[@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU]

+Happ MacDonald I wrote the exact same thing 3 months earlier and not a single like. I guess it's mostly luck.

[@happmacdonald]

+Small Vocaloid and UTAU Promotions Is that so? I just held down "end" and pressed "show more" every time the button came under my mouse, until there was no more to show. Then I did a page search for "view all" and pressed every link hiding reply comments, so that every comment for this video was laid bare. Finally I searched for "Small Vocaloid", and only got this comment. Then I searched for "thinking" and found a handful of matches, but all later than my reply. You had me worried that perhaps KZbin was bubbling comments or something there, for a moment. x3

[@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU]

Happ MacDonald Yeah, what was I thinking? Preposterous to think that KZbin would do such a thing! :P

[@ethanlivemere1162]

None of this would've been possible without that small bit of repulsion gel sticking out underneath that wall

[@robinnilsson3716]

He pushed the gel there :O

[@Twisted86]

@@robinnilsson3716 I'm guessing he was using the splash on him to spread it which is why he was following that bubble.

[@rustys7017]

@@Twisted86 I don't think that's possible when I played portal 2 I could never move gel I could move gel with portals and not the player it's self

[@Cruxin]

@@rustys7017 you can only manipulate it a very small amount by making it burst on you.

[@rustys7017]

@@Cruxin oh well that's something I never knew

[@bexmarie6076]

Cave: The lab boys told me "DO NOT GET COVERED IN THE REPULSION GEL" Chell: *Layes Under Gel Dispenser*

[@s0m3th1ngbtw]

Inside gel dispenser)

[@philswift9705]

Lays*

[@HugoCornellier]

The whole video: “what is he doing?!? Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh”

[@davidci]

Oh shit hi Hugo. Never thought to see you here.

[@MatthewTangCha]

Isnt he the photo guy

[@justcarl2400]

Who are you and why are you famous

[@glitchypotato9651]

Turn on subtitles, he/she explains what they're doing

[@LiterallyWize]

@@justcarl2400 He is famous cause he is famous, famous people commenting on less famous people's videos doesn't mean they are weird.

[@ShaunDreclin]

but first, let's talk about parallel universes

[@darerd]

Kittaye became QPU-misaligned one too many times

[@Snubbs]

A portal is a portal. you can't shoot the gun and say it's only a half

[@hisho_isa]

I bet a well placed scuttle-bug could have helped save some time

[@zoltanpataki1307]

LOL.

[@ShaunDreclin]

unironically using greentext

[@jr.elwood9326]

imagine seeing someone in real life looking at the floor while trying to jump on a rail over and over again. That would be very strange.

[@outspade]

sad

[@apparatus_3934]

And then they suddenly start clipping through the floor and pop out of existence

[@STR4nG3boy]

Don't judge me

[@Kapin05]

Average Tuesday activities with the boys, I dunno what you're judging

[@jeany545]

IIIIIIIII'll just stick to using portals

[@strykr_killr]

yeah me too

[@leocheong7261]

jeany545 heh chumps tries for 6 years

[@MilkyWayjay7]

jeany545 i was waiting for an achievement to unlock

[@aeronautisch]

Cool another furry

[@jeany545]

Ayyyy

[@XrosM]

Oh so that's what they mean by "Thinking outside the box".

[@gmorris65]

Thinking outside the skybox

[@owobi_2991]

if it was outside the skybox he would have been unable to move as the game would stop rendering the player character thats how the source engine rolls

[@gmorris65]

tscm Obiswagkenobi k

[@abelortega5388]

Same thing happens with garrys mod

[@gmorris65]

Abel Ortega no shit

[@briancunningham_21]

Ah yes, I see you are a pro at the game “______ 2”

[@rylex6956]

Knack 2

[@vampicify]

Briancham 327 I wonder how good they were at "_____"

[@phobosnazwisko]

Blue Gel 2

[@Broso56]

@@doyouthinkigiveaheck4232 cant count to 3 so its gonna be 2.9 and then 4.0

[@cavemann_]

Knack 3 baby!

[@-fazik-3713]

Portal game without Portals. Legit.

[@TheMike0088]

portal 2 finished with 0 portals is just 2: the game

[@tathyaadjani8360]

Jumping 2

[@veeveepara]

Portal 2 beta

[@tai0fps]

-FAZIK- (Aperture Tag)

[@deadpan8131]

Thats impossible because the final battle requires you to place a portal

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

when you're so skilled at games that you can beat them without using one of the core game mechanics.

[@AlphaEnt2]

That's chuck norris-like

[@richleth3721]

like portal without portals or mario without jumping

[@delpher32exe]

Is bug using a core mechanic?

[@null_os]

Mario without Marioing.

[@SnowyShiro]

MoofEMP the minimum is 15

[@can_uysal]

Speedrunner's Paradox Spends his 3546 hours on a 10 minute average level World record in 6!

[@Rawlingm]

Can Uysal this level can be done much faster then 10 minutes with portals, this is just the image of someone who really has no life at all

[@Rawlingm]

@MegaVinylshaker when i made this comment, it was 2019, when we still were yes, but now that its 2020, we no longer are

[@lucjanl1262]

@@Rawlingm times truly change

[@valves.mp4]

@@Rawlingm lol what

[@garfieldblessesyouwithadri3944]

lol he isn't a no-lifer? I'm not saying I ain't one but like how it probably takes thousands of hours of playtime experience to reach his skill, not that it's a bad thing, but the term still seems accurate to me

[@Hourglass36]

Now you're thinking

[@mac1991seth]

Without portals.

[@bomberxX2000]

with parkour.

[@Kerrmunism]

A Shwise with 3-3 portals

[@chillycube9326]

A Shwise i

[@nPhlames]

Outside the box.

[@Isaiahpgn]

either you have too much free time or I don't have enough

[@seadffsa]

both

[@nickmorgan739]

way too much bc he said it was after 4 hours of failed runs, probably with a lot more time before that

[@possum0451]

Glados: i’ll give you a portal device. Use it correctly. Player: *Doesn’t use it at all* Glados: I meant ACTUALLY use it.

[@cupofspiders5830]

Once you’ve done a Portal speedrun that’s isn’t inbounds, you’ll know why not using it is using it correctly.

[@prankster3674]

Cave Johnson: When life gives you portal gun don't make portals, get mad, i dont want your portals what i'm supposed to do with these

[@ctrlinsidr]

prank ster lol

[@flyingorilla6936]

Make lemonade

[@Justin-sl3sb]

Demand to see life's world records, make life rue the day they thought they could use less portals than you

[@kergin3171]

make portalade

[@videogamemaster173]

Cave johnson: I want to see valves mamager

[@Keyecomposer]

This was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge success.

[@SparkeyFlarkey]

its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[@kindaded9684]

Aperture Science We do what we must,because we can.

[@EstrogwenJunkie]

For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead.

[@corbandotson4295]

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun...

[@DaGoldenGolem]

+Star Shadow for the people who are Still alive

[@blackchoco_09]

When your left click is broken this guy: "hold my potato"

[@mr.enderman302]

Hahahahahahaha

[@bronyboi0072]

lol

[@jackoster7115]

*holy my combustible lemon

[@hylysho]

Made my night dude

[@apotato-]

Dont Hold me

[@karkinissan]

I love how he goes berserk with his mouse at the end. He's very proud of what he's achieved. Also, this video gave me anxiety.

[@karkinissan]

I only have Car Keys ;)

[@officialAlexisMaun]

+Nissan Karki but the word still has a car

[@user-nx2vw3du3o]

ikr

[@sharks4evr]

Haha.. His first name is NISSAN and his last name sounds like car key.

[@TwistyFreshNips]

I don't blame him, the annotations said he had been failing for 4 hours, so i'd be really bloody happy too

[@jonas1000100]

In case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.

[@joshuan.]

We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.

[@annoyedredhead3151]

(Looks at self) well fuck

[@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE]

jonas1000100 that would of been nice to know 5 minutes ago -Caroline

[@this_commenter_had_a_stroke]

Man you have likes for a whole year! (A leap year to be specific)

[@Daduu]

Now your thinking box the outside

[@vortexas-a-gamin]

Juniorey thinking outside the orange box

[@rattango9819]

Or you mean thinking without portals

[@vortexas-a-gamin]

shiroace thinking inside physics

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

A+ for effort

[@tottyamadeus591]

Now your thinking outside the outside

[@CrazyKosai]

Did I just watch a video of a guy humping a fence

[@coolcheeto8550]

Yes.

[@and_rick_tilapia]

what... the actual FUCK?!

[@reneassenmacher7742]

CrazyKosai the protagonist is female

[@CheesyHfj]

Don't forget the LGBT community.

[@zorxtom7803]

You commented on the wrong video. *this meme is no longer living*

[@Creedoo]

The more I watch out of bounds gameplay of this game the more I'm concerned that Valve designed every inch of a map for things like that

[@SovLestlandia]

"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me!" -Cave Johnson, ca. 1957

[@sparkle1princess]

The best part wasn't even the video. It was the explanation about what was happening.

[@HaxxorElite]

Firepal thats... the joke

[@TheHadMatters]

HaxxorElite sees humour in the little things. Such as statements that are absolutely not jokes.

[@notgollum2609]

Portal 2 without portals is just 2, the game.

[@ahreuwu]

copied comment. dumbass

[@notgollum2609]

Ahre no u

[@ahreuwu]

wtf are you saying, this exact comment was made 1 week ago

[@notgollum2609]

Ahre no u

[@notgollum2609]

Ahre Also, I'm so glad that you were able to notice I made the same joke which everyone else is saying. Without you, we never would have known so thanks for doing humanity a favor and letting us all know what a dumbass I am.

[@Rockgod562]

nice one, you beat my time. except you didn't use portals

[@names3904]

nice

[@reesalvin6539]

Lololool same

[@NateWolfKira]

My head exploded. Just when you think you were clever in how you solve the puzzle, then this happens. In the words of Wheatley: "Are you absolutely sure you're solving these correctly? I mean, yes you solved it, but I'm wondering if maybe there's a number of ways to solve them, and you're picking all the worst ways"

[@TheStygian]

My mind just got absolutely anihilated, decimated, ravaged, perforated, destroyed, imploded and trancended time and space... Holy shit. My mind is blown.

[@this_commenter_had_a_stroke]

2:20 when you're trying to find the end of the duct tape roll

[@thisisntreddit2477]

HAHAHAAA

[@smh816]

I don't get it

[@this_commenter_had_a_stroke]

@@smh816 just the pain of watching him jump against that beam over and over again gives off the kind of struggle essence you get when you're scratching the surface of the duct tape roll in desperation. If you don't get this feeling, you've never used duct tape before

[@smh816]

Oh I get it LOL

[@NameNik223]

This should be in the top

[@jackwang5544]

The world is in dire need for a trampoline park made out of this stuff

[@autumnsprites488]

Jack Wang until you hit the wrong surface and crush all your bones XD

[@vanderkarl3927]

No problem, just coat your skin with the stuff!

[@autumnsprites488]

I think it will fall of like water

[@flowmastaflam]

you'd crush your bones regardless

[@theporcupine9993]

Jack Wang you can only shoot portals in the white things. just a tip

[@Sermox]

World record: longest time trying to get on top of railing

[@skyr8449]

+Axel Sandin-Pekka that is just sad.

[@purvdragon-sensei]

+Lord lima bean How so? This game is delicately measured and to do runs like this, you'd have to know it inside and out.

[@skyr8449]

I know I was thinking how sad it must be to be the character

[@tubermoverplaysgames9225]

Someone will one day beat this with -1 portals

[@wingiu5695]

actually pretty easy since you gotta shoot 2^32 - 1 portal i think

[@guntwothree]

@@wingiu5695 Depends. If the code stores the number of portals as a long variable it will take 2^64 + 1. If it is stored as a string, there's no hope.

[@warpspeedscp]

@@guntwothree *-1, not +1

[@GardenGD]

Tubermover PlaysGames with half A presses

[@MrRumblefrog]

WarpSpeedSCP it's +1, since it's signed, once you exceed 63 bit of store and the 1 bit for sign, you will flip that bit to become negative

[@mistermoose-2926]

This whole video is just me sitting there clueless and then being like oooooohhhhhh

[@jalley6042]

Mister Moose HD same

[@GamerMelon]

Mister Moose HD pretty much school

[@thetpuno4369]

like fucking zeno sama

[@sagehanson190]

Omfg i gave this comment the 666th like XD. Frick i think im cursed

[@videogamemaster173]

Elijah Hanson I'm 709th

[@S4NSE]

The excitement at the end, you can feel it

[@Paraguai123]

+ardstsp I did I DID *I DID IT* BALRALVLALLRALBALBALRLARBLAB

[@S4NSE]

Woah :D congrats

[@piper8485]

This is the kid who solved math with their own methods

[@eantropix]

I really like how people discover and explore the game mechanics, almost "bending" them to their will. Congrats for you, and all Speedrunners and Glitchers!

[@ginomeier4669]

+Arthur Viana i really like your profil pic rofl

[@MrGImBIS]

+gino meier Thought this guy was talking to himself, then I read the different usernames lel.

[@luigi54321]

+Arthur Viana This, in essence, is half of the reason speedrunning/button golf is so inherently enjoyable, both to do and to watch, in my opinion.

[@edudsfunk]

+Arthur Viana BR é nóis

[@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329]

Now your thinkin with glitches

[@nathanawesome10]

More exploits than glitches

[@Eddygeek18]

id call them bugs not glitches or exploits. Little things the developers didnt notice was there

[@SashaMasonVR]

+Eddygeek18 Well it isn't really a bug in that sense because nothing is actually glitching out. He just managed to hold onto milimeters of collision box which is just GG level design. I mean, who would assume that someone would attempt to jump so high that he would be able to actually land at anything that is ontop? Like, LOL

[@nathanawesome10]

+eddgygeek18 that doesn't make them bugs, they're still exploits.

[@Eddygeek18]

*****  I know there not glitching out thats why i wouldnt call them glitches. I call bugs parts of a game that shouldnt act the way they do. I develop and code games and when i debug i find errors in code that make my games act a way they shouldnt. Not necessarily "Glitch" to me a glitch is a part of a game acting in weird and strange ways. These i would call bugs using the definition "Parts of a game or software that are not as intended or are used for unintended purposes"

[@fear_inoculum]

*Stanley Parable narrator's voice* W-wait, how c-could you do that?

[@fromdaswamp1596]

Timur Abdullin He made an incorrect choice XD

[@MohammedMuaawia]

I don't know why, but the jumping at 2:20 made me really uncomfortable

[@tenminuteweeks]

same with me, i have no idea why

[@deserteagle2900]

exhaling makes you uncomfortable

[@TitovIgorBro]

Mohammed Hamza Because of disturbing sounds maybe

[@Mindless78]

I got really angry for some weird reason.

[@alpertek2549]

Probably because it's the most realistic jump yet the hardest one in this run.

[@DJBaphomet]

4:44 And now we sit here and gain speed for 12 hours. If we get too much speed we will have to do it for 25 hours instead.

[@topaz-rn]

I don't understand that part.

[@DJBaphomet]

Topaz Rindu Nabiyallah Watch Pannenkoek255's latest video, where he tells how he beat a level in Super Mario 64 in 0.5x A presses.

[@UrasSomer]

Outertale Napstablook I died

[@funnybobr58]

he is slide down too fast and jump, its like free falling and then max jump

[@dicktsui1818]

This one is for SM64

[@TheShadBoi]

When the Portal gun runs out of double A batteries...

[@unnamed_4775]

😂😂 omg lol

[@installshieldwizard3017]

"Portal gun disconnected"

[@Romanji]

There needs to be an achievement, or something, anything, a reward for doing this

[@JagoFlamingo]

The game wouldn't let you, as it involves exploiting the game, and getting into areas you were never meant to get to. The achievement name would be Volvo needs to patch their game.

[@antonaxelsson585]

JagOFate lol "volvo"?

[@nuclearping]

Don't see any exploiting. Just clever use of game mechanics. :D

[@hailsatan4526]

nuclearping than why are people calling something a glitch beacuse it's just clever use of game mechanics? "Yeah I just found this magic hole in the wall that kills every enemy in the game, I guess it isn't cheating since it's just clever use of game mechanics"

[@JagoFlamingo]

anton axelsson yeah, 'volvo plz nrf'

[@callmepsycho2724]

now try minecraft with 0 blocs

[@theamazingspider2099]

What

[@yusukematsuki]

Wait what?, minecraft isn't a level based game dumbass

[@callmepsycho2724]

KitVlogs whait what, you don't understand simple ironic?

[@yusukematsuki]

CallmePsycho That isn't ironic, its plain "try to be sarcastic". I could speedrun it in 0:00.0000

[@LifeAsAPotato]

dude work on your grammar

[@bludgeon1081]

If you turn on subtitles you can see some interesting “commentary”.

[@Shlooomth]

actual physical insanity

[@Codfantaisia]

ToeKnee0126 *spoiler* hes actually sitting at a computer

[@blipster0074]

Anything is possible... WITH SCIENCE

[@6Twisted]

How do people figure this stuff out...

[@kickz2828]

6Twisted not having a life lol

[@Niest0Drummer]

Or Just really bored

[@Gr3ypsTFT]

Probably started with a few random people trying to get out of bounds then someone realized you can put it together to get through the level without portals

[@thathater5639]

Aliens

[@mobilemaster9655]

Bred Boi of course

[@CaroFDoom]

I wonder what will happen first, 0 A button Mario 64, or 0 Portal Portal 2.

[@inukirby992]

well mario is 1 a press away from being 0x possible, portal is something like 22, so

[@CaroFDoom]

Spooty Beaver wait gimmie a sec someone made a spreadsheet for mario 64

[@inukirby992]

Car Of Doom to my knowledge, the only one left is the one in bowser in the fire sea

[@SpamDestroyer]

There's about 30 a presses left in mario 64.

[@CaroFDoom]

SpamDestroyer 1 left in any%, around 30 left in 100%.

[@suchageekblog]

6:07 And this is where the stroke from 4 hours of straight frustration and failed attempts kicks in.

[@benjaminsambol]

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. But what if there were no portals?

[@juannunez4436]

Underrated

[@iangalvezzamora2891]

Man it's been a while since I watched some quality content, I think I'll go and see whats up with uncle Michael

[@dom4in637]

now they could remove the 'portal' from the name and rename it '2'

[@dragospopescu3493]

Lol xD

[@rainxa]

As long as they make a 3- I mean.. 4, I'm fine with that.

[@saturn21207]

The Closet Gamer // TCG It wod be called .

[@c4Ovenmitt]

i thought about that

[@hotdog3392]

And Portal 1 can be named, " "

[@AureusSS]

I've never seen a game get exploited as much as portal

[@TARINunit9]

Clearly you've never seen the Mario 64 A-Button Challenge

[@RokonGaming]

Agreed. Pannekoek's videos are insane to watch. I also love the explanation videos that he does with various things in the game.

[@Odey555]

It's the Source engine... of course it can be easily broken and exploited

[@oyunlarnyolcusu8568]

Aureus tf2

[@MrDeldris]

You've obviously never played/watched Sonic '06.

[@michaelstuart7]

Stares at ground furiously then jumps double their height Logic people, the numbers dont lie

[@octavic9708]

Now you are thinking without portals

[@Yukki64_]

i tink with gun new

[@willow9876]

Dr. Octavic I no gammer

[@mellowboar9160]

I love you

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

Now you're thinking with Source Engine

[@johnmarccagatin6821]

Portal 2 news: -Removed Portal Gun. Too easy for new players. EDIT: Wow, thanks for 200+

[@grogcito]

+John Marc Cagatin Too confusing*

[@alexandriariley5209]

No, he's saying it's too easy for new players, so because of that the portal gun was removed.

[@M4C3W1]

Thomas Riley I don't think you got the joke

[@alexandriariley5209]

M4 _ C3 You sure? I was correcting Grogcito's correction. Ultimately, the only way to know if I got it is if OP replies.

[@grogcito]

At the time, they removed one team fortress 2 map that was being developed for the official game because it was "too cofusing" for new players.

[@HueHanaejistla]

“now we need to build speed for 12 hours” pancake man vibes

[@deekswap695]

Aperture Science spends time and considerable amount of money on Material Emancipation Grills. This guy wastes all by not using Portal gun.

[@greedy_mf]

sad

[@ApertureLabs]

Not following test protocol can be extremely costly. Of course our modern test chambers have slightly fixed that problem.

[@boettam]

But first, we need to build up speed for 6 minutes

[@hisho_isa]

a portal is a portal you can't say its only a half

[@mudkiptyler]

A portal has three segments, blue- orange and when it is fired.

[@reflex3843]

How to I build up speed on repulsion gel?

[@taliesine.8343]

Aperture Laboratories Mario 64 joke

[@mokakola7777]

Valve: *leaves barely an inch of bouncey blue gel out next to the wall at start* Kittaye: "I'm boutta end this man's whole career"

[@techsupport2173]

They didn't add that, the whole first part was dedicated to abusing the engine's physics to add that in

[@alvinwestmanholm1858]

The part where you tried to jump up on the fence was painful. Incredible work though

[@SailHatan01]

Alvin Westman Holm, if you didn't notice, he had to move the fence block in order to jump on the rail. That's why it looked so awkward.

[@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329]

Now you're thinking with(out) portals!

[@GoldphishAnimation]

Alexander Walsh fuck beat me to it.

[@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329]

The Stitch ikr, someone had to make that joke.

[@thedantschubros]

I love how you explain things. It makes the video 4x more interesting when it already is :)

[@grfrjiglstan]

That explains why Cave tells you not to stand under the gel.

[@fortuys7754]

if Cave Johnson was alive he'd have an aneurysm right about now.

[@sarthaksinghtariyal3606]

Speedrunner : *Finishes the game without the main element* Me : Wait, thats illegal

[@1jvk1]

you actually know how to beat portal 2, I just peeled the stickers off

[@aydenthogode8338]

Guiep if you don't know, why even post a comment?

[@Van-Leo]

its a joke about a rubicks cube

[@1jvk1]

Lyon leo The lion thx for getting the joke

[@Van-Leo]

King Wierd no prob

[@Drawfill]

I fucking hate getting that joke when I show someone how fast I can solve a rubiks cube.... EVERYONE SAYS THE DAMN SAME THING!! Fucking normies lol

[@jarvis1508]

(serious question) As someone who is fairly new to speed runs/glitching, How do people find out about these sort of things? At 2:36 what exactly does he mean 1 hammer unit short? Also what other lingo is used in the speedrun/glitching community. Many thanks

[@KittayeForever]

+Jarvis Morris Hammer units are the base units of measurement used in source games. For reference, when moving forward with W, you move at 175 hu/s, so 1 hammer unit is 1/175th of that distance. As for other lingo, a quick google search can describe most other terms related to p2 speedrunning (unless you have something specific you'd like to ask).

[@01110011011001010111]

+Jarvis Morris 1 hammer unit = 1/16 foot

[@regularsalamander]

+01110011011001010111 so half an inch? (btw, what is up with your username?)

[@richiewhoa2022]

+Noah Kelly sep

[@regularsalamander]

***** No, binary is not a programming language, it's a system of counting.

[@MaiqTheLlar]

2:14 this part actually killed me.

[@christianborja8915]

『 weebZe 』 a

[@meso_p]

@@christianborja8915 b

[@UwU-se5vh]

@@meso_p c

[@egglion7931]

D

[@Annorexorcist]

F

[@grostaco6464]

>How it feels to chew 5 gum

[@ishaboy5090]

GrosTaco How it feels to chew 5 gum*

[@flyguy6409]

Mikachu how it feels to correct the grammar of others

[@names3904]

Mikachu >this is how it feels to not know 4chan

[@Noobolon]

Stimulate your senses

[@umutankun2140]

GrosTaco >Simulate your senses

[@Dalen22_W]

Gaben: Okay kids, lets count to ten. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Kid:You forgot three Gaben: What's a three?

[@vanderkarl3927]

Wait, why tf are there two 8s? IS THIS A REFERENCE THAT I DONT GET TELL ME

[@Graymen99]

The joke is that Valve doesn't do '3's of games, Half Life 3, Portal 3, etc.

[@Loxu69]

to make it 10 numbers im assuming

[@LifeAsAPotato]

when you put 8 2 times

[@L.Parisi]

David Lenart take the right half of 8

[@elliottprehn6342]

You know a speedrun is going to be good when it starts when staring at the ground

[@Onyxim]

What valve should really do, is hire that guy as a testing engineer. Am I right?

[@nadrapacci]

+Ernest Miles yep

[@mcrofty1501]

+Hans Kozt he's not

[@branthebrave]

no

[@MikeE_wf]

no

[@PIOQWERTY]

That'd be a good idea if Valve still made real games. The majority of the people who actually made games at Valve have left the company. Now they sell gun skins in CSGO to morons and make VR crap.

[@googlebleh]

dear mobile viewers: there's lots of helpful annotations

[@loganreed23]

googlebleh, too bad youtube killed annotations

[@rianczer]

THANK you

[@AndrooUK]

@@potato_x69 [Insert timely reply here.]

[@jackthomas9478]

@@potato_x69 are u using ur PC yet

[@kentthekiller8961]

@@potato_x69 homo?

[@mikevarrecchia4264]

I love the combination of getting out of the map and the interesting game mechanics. Using the repulsion gel as well as clipping through geometry and finding ways to get out of the map with it is just awesome.

[@CathodeRayKobold]

This is the kind of stuff that parallel universe guy would do. Can you shoot half a portal?

[@zacmac104]

Zoshi A portal is a portal. You can't say it's half a portal.

[@CathodeRayKobold]

It was a joke about the aforementioned parallel universe guy, who does minimal A-press runs of Super Mario 64. There's a running joke about him doing "half an A-press" in some of his individual level runs.

[@zacmac104]

Zoshi I know. I was just saying that as a joke. I probably should have put a 'jk' or 'kappa' at the end of the comment.

[@SpamDestroyer]

You can't say what is and isn't a half portal zac "mac" 10.

[@vanderkarl3927]

A portal actually has three parts to it.

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

My brain hath been exploded. You, my good sir, are an absolute champion. And completely f---ing mental.

[@okguy167]

"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me!"

[@Gothic3Hero]

But how many A presses ?

[@kacperkowalczuk1835]

pannenkoek2012 confirmed

[@KodieRussell]

count how many times they strafe left and thats how many times.

[@Sentii2]

I don't understand how people figure this out..

[@hapiestar7164]

He loaded it up into hammer. It's the source engine's editor. This way he can see what 'walls' he can go through, what surfaces do what, etc.. Still not easy but it definitely helps explain 'how'.

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

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[@hapiestar7164]

Nous Resterons La It's not cheating. Think of it like a professional racer. If a race car driver goes to the track to see the course before hand, is it cheating? No. Same thing here. No modifications, enchantments, etc. were done. Also Hammer is made by Valve in case you're confused about that (happens).

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

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[@hapiestar7164]

Nous Resterons La It's not a wallhack m8. You're also not modifying the game. Do you even know what the Hammer is?

[@scrumptioustelevision9764]

Just to let you know, Cave Johnson quote: Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.

[@predatortheme]

Glados slow clap processor just overflowed.

[@suckmylettuce9217]

3:00 "did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"

[@coffemonster6734]

so tired of people like you misusing the word insanity. did he get a different result from doing that over and over? yes he did, there's absolutely no reason at all whatsoever to bring up the word insanity then it has no relevance at all simple minded fool

[@coffemonster6734]

/rcommonsense idiots misusing words they don't know the definition of

[@coffemonster6734]

because your uneducated opinion is fact.

[@404User-Not-Found]

Dude, this comment was satire. Also it was 11 months ago.

[@Wakkiau]

insanity is not about result bruh, it's about state of mind. And that particular moment is fitting for just pure insane, finding that would need someone insane enough to check every corner and possibly tried it every hour of every day, and trying it would need you to hit what probably a pixel width texture. A FUCKIN PIXEL, i would probably just given up on tenth try tbh.

[@stanley8006]

"Top ten most complex things humanity has made" *Number two:* Rube Goldberg machine one kilometer squared containing dominoes, calculators, cars, sand, roller coasters and explosives. *Number One:*

[@rey4874]

Lel

[@KelvinShadewing]

That awkward moment when you try to look around with the mouse then remember it's a video.

[@HaxxorElite]

Kelvin Shadewing ?

[@KelvinShadewing]

Yes, I am he.

[@SNOWDEVlL]

Same

[@AndrooUK]

That moment when you wonder where your mouse is, and realise you're using a phone.

[@souldominator128]

@Ethan Johnson that's pretty funny cause art like that existed before curries did just because a lot of people liked drawing wolves and stuff like that.

[@MrMYWORLD231]

Great, but can you do this with half an a press?

[@zoned7609]

+Strongpig3000 "a" press? he isnt using a controller you donk

[@neonroad12]

+Mike F Not in this parallel universe he isn't

[@LordWout]

he'll need to be QPU aligned for that

[@MrMYWORLD231]

+Mike F Joke You

[@funnywarnerbox300]

+Strongpig3000 There is no such thing as a half a press. :^)

[@ItswildII]

2014: no 2015: nope 2016: nie 2017 close but not now 2018: not yet 2019 ok do it

[@felix135ful]

2020: lets still do it

[@ItswildII]

Itz Felix ÿÆ

[@aeroditesonicgaming5704]

its awesome to see how creative people get in games u sir are amazing

[@yonk_en]

And then portal 2 with no portals became half life 3

[@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252]

If you feel useless, just remember that this video has a portal counter

[@JackTheBeast88]

what the hell happened at 5:23 ????

[@linkinl1]

+JackTheBeast88 He was gaining velocity (since the game thinks the player is falling and gravity is applied). At 5:23 he released himself from the spot that was preventing him from falling. and hited the blue gel (which happend so fast that you could not see it)

[@Freeman10001]

*Bugs*

[@billyherrington756]

+JackTheBeast88 If you look at it in .25 speed you will see that it was one frame in between the fall and the impact

[@JackTheBeast88]

+Christian Bergquist cool

[@Hyskaris]

+JackTheBeast88 science

[@rentabledwarf578]

4:20 Feel the blue jizz. Be the blue jizz.

[@ardiivansejati1176]

Made my day

[@ardiivansejati1176]

And 420 blazeit!

[@stan5794]

i like irony

[@Cheesemongle]

42nd lyk

[@Fire2000Ml]

how it feels to chew 5 gum

[@menschenskind1]

He: *Beats the Level without Portals* Portals: ArE wE a JoKe To YoU?!

[@robokid20001]

I'm making a note here, huge success.

[@temporaneo617]

it's always such a pleasure

[@yagzefedemirel3934]

+thegame expert stop doing that! You monster.

[@chase_h.01]

And this is why Aperture did away with those old testing chambers lol

[@6eeveedreamland981]

"Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me." - Cave Johnson, 1957

[@aaronthomas9231]

Thanks a lot man, I've been stuck on that one for ages!

[@gameboysdatabase6863]

It'd be funny if at the end when you were portal spamming one of the portals went through the wall and hit a portal surface.

[@flytrapYTP]

I like how the title says world record when it's literally impossible to beat this with less portals.

[@VarunGupta3009]

It's the world record for a speedrun. The fastest to complete. You can definitely beat it 😜

[@flytrapYTP]

@@VarunGupta3009 yeah, but this was about the amount of portals and in that sense, it's impossible to beat. (Unless you've got a way to place -1 portals)

[@VarunGupta3009]

@@flytrapYTP Even with least portals, the time is taken into consideration. This is what I meant. All runs are speedruns and in case of a tie (for misc. types of runs like least steps or least portals), the one with the least time wins. :)

[@淚]

uploaded 6 years ago... he was the first person to do this

[@flytrapYTP]

@@淚 you don't say