The Portal Speedrun That Doesn't Use Portals

[@psionick5106]

In just seven seconds, you too can crash portal using a can of compressed air.

[@anand.suralkar]

And g502

[@TheRussell747]

@@anand.suralkar most Logitech mice have the ability to unlock the wheel like that, so it wouldn't even need to be a 502. Side note, a shittier pc would mean a quicker crash too. We should get an airboat portal crash speedrun

[@anand.suralkar]

@@TheRussell747 ok totally not true..most logitech mice dont have the ability to free the wheel only G502 and its varients have it..i have 2 logitech mice both dont have..and i have seen many many logitech kice most of them dont have. I have G402 and G102

[@vasylsky9486]

@@anand.suralkar Maybe not most but not only G502 - my M705 has it and produced around 25 seconds of spinning from one finger movement

[@bartkk6209]

@@TheRussell747 A shittier pc wouldnt mean a quicker crash because the game crashes from filling up the engines entity table.

[@kaiqueduarte8876]

"But with the airboat, we can save the companion cube..." Yep, that's it, that's the canon way to beat Portal.

[@mishagaming1075]

@@ab-qf1iv yea

[@isaacquerendoalegrarseudia123]

@@mishagaming1075 exactly

[@glados5844]

I kept it for later use, assuming that bumbling mute lunatic wouldn't kill me.

[@AntaresForever]

How in the world did a robot send a message to this reality ._.

[@repetitivethinking]

@@glados5844 what do you feel about your testing facility being filled with airboats

[@wisecrack3461]

I'd love to see Glados' perspective on this, setting up for the usual tests only to immediately get airboated on

[@marsmurderer9868]

I just imagined Chell default dancing with the caption "GET AIRBOATED"

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That has to be a meme right? I mean, why wouldn't it be one. The Internet needs to be full of "get airboated" pictures

[@glados5844]

You don't. Seeing, no, feeling my visual censors get flooded with airboats is anythign but fun.

[@KeritechElectronics]

I bet she'd be bitching about having to clean up all this crap, because the test subject obviously won't.

[@firstnamelastname7244]

They're testing out the aperture science rapid-fire airboat materialization device.

[@Transgenic86]

It was supposed to be a joke. What have I done... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!? 😱

[@noone3708]

The man himself,more than 10 years later,woah.

[@aarontheperson6867]

YOOOO

[@somedudewhowatchesyoutube5705]

Michael Yanni in the flesh

[@hansonkerman7286]

Airboat

[@Lemormon]

Yoo

[@amburdo6206]

In our hearts, we all are Half-Life 2 mods

[@rominkivela9351]

maybe the half life 2 mods are the friends we made along the way

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

@@rominkivela9351 we're going to beat them with the power of friendship, and these half-life 2 mods we found

[@itsvioneko]

On the first day, god created half life 2

[@dedo9990]

Yeah, i was doing a surgery and they found a gun model from Half-Life 2 inside of me. Silly devs forgot to remove it

[@rapidgaming283]

@@dedo9990 you did surgery on yourself? or I read it wrong

[@W.2026]

"The Portal Speedrun That Doesn't Use Portals" What I expected: Just regular glitches, triggers, bunnyhopping, etc What I got: ＡＩＲＢＯＡＴ

[@stresswaves01]

airboat > multi-million dollar machine that can create quantum tunnels

[@strangeactuallylegume]

Ikr?

[@antlionworkerfan2007]

What’s better, ch_createjeep is also allowed so you can do donuts around glados without invalidating your run

[@Danpg79]

​@@stresswaves01Yes.

[@Danpg79]

​@@antlionworkerfan2007OMG LMAO-

[@anotherpromotor]

Fun Fact: The word “airboat” was said 73 times throughout the entire video. EDIT: Thank you guys so much for all of the comments, but I would like you to stop fighting over an airboat.

[@onion2787]

You seem to be pretty bored...

[@anotherpromotor]

@@onion2787 I don’t have a life

[@anotherpromotor]

@Denis k thx for correcting me by 3 words

[@shitdickson]

man, a hl2 vehicle must be very special

[@anotherpromotor]

@@shitdickson yessir

[@ThatOneWeeb420]

So much for the game being called "Portal" It's now "Airboat"

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

You're going to hell for that profile pic

[@JediSteve-J3-]

When you're not thinking with portals, but you are thinking with boats.

[@feliksporeba5851]

You mean AIRboats

[@DoctorBalls2137]

He said "Airboat" more times than I did said "ok" when I talked to my mom on the phone

[@want-diversecontent3887]

Anyone want to count the amount?

[@Sans-fl4pe]

@@want-diversecontent3887 73

[@ana_s]

@@Sans-fl4pe it's 76, not 73

[@idkwhattoput7729]

it's almost like this is a video about a catagory of speedruns about airboats

[@josepoktovianus5866]

@@idkwhattoput7729 it's almost like that is the point of the joke on this comment

[@abyvs]

I could see aperature actually having tests like this lol

[@_emstar]

in a few billion years after andromeda and the milky way collide, portal 3 will come out, and will require you to spawn airboats to proceed through test chambers.

[@thecreatorofpc7929]

@@_emstar actually, it would be called Portal 2: Airboat Episode 1

[@caroline8590]

The Infinite Airboat Initiative is still a work in progress, but we’ll get there one day!

[@AgentMS]

"Those of you who volunteered to test the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: navigating the space between dimensions with airboats. Pick up a boat gun and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test starts."

[@chix1337]

Now you're thinking with airboats!

[@AdamJasper18]

I love how he's talking so calmly while airboats are bouncing all over the place on screen.

[@attmayMB]

Msushi constantly puts out just aboat the best content on KZbin.

[@bush2137]

I am laughing at this funny comment you were able to post before the video went public as this comment is very much quite hilarious and peak comedy

[@PancakeTAS]

that is so true

[@daveyap3623]

He's too underrated

[@realwhitekid]

I'm trying to figure out if the "aboat" was intentional here.

[@PossumOnAVacuum]

Even if I can’t find noobys funny comments I at least have you

[@Pixelcraftian]

I love “ “, it’s a true classic

[@abrupta]

I wonder if there are more things from half life in the game

[@wallonice]

ah yes my favorite game, Airboat

[@rubikeezy7848]

I prefer " 2" but both are great!

[@some2-Idk]

Love ". "?

[@johnnypickles47]

@@some2-Idk it’s a joke because the game is called “portal” but you aren’t using any portals so it becomes nothing

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

Imagine being the absolute chad that makes a random finding and comment and somehow subsequently creates a speedrun category

[@Ivan8]

I want to go to his video, can anyone give link?

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

@@Ivan8 let me find it for you m8

[@NXE212]

It is in the description you silly

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

@@NXE212 we aren’t silly for not knowing that and it took me like 3 seconds to find it for them, you dont have to be condescending for no reason

[@NXE212]

@@user-rx7sq8fd1p oh mb, but i call silly in friendly means tho, not in the means of being idiots.

[@AntVenom]

I did a few segmented runs of this game like forever ago. All I can say seeing this category now is, what the f**k. 😂👍

[@pomidorka_]

antvenom is a certified portal speedrunner, no way

[@Deoxys369]

no way

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

Hi AntVenom

[@nameless......................]

boi beat portal with portals, hl2 weapons and airboats at once, new speerun gatacory

[@BobDavidsons]

its that one minecraft youtuber

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

I’m a fan of Airboat%, glad you made a video on them XD

[@D_YellowMadness]

2:25 sounds like Ellis got into speedrunning & I love it. This whole run is like if someone were speedrunning a Scribblenauts game but the typing function messed up so they got stuck with the most recent object they made.

[@pooyataleb2514]

6:38 now that's a smooth way to remind people to subscribe

[@Protofall]

I like it, we all know it by now so its now easily understandable, such that anyone can instantly get the easter egg.

[@Knuxfan24]

I usually hate those, but I don't mind that one, as the video wasn't broken up specifically to mention it, it was just in the background when showing something eles.

[@YetAnotherInv]

@@Knuxfan24 When everyone else is like "90% of you cunts aren't subbed, sub right now you little shits or i won't get as much money ok thanks bye"

[@anartichoke_2260]

@@Knuxfan24 He did in another video, where he used a portal two line, so if you set the playback speed to .25 you could hear him asking you to subscribe.

[@ItsYee64]

A nice way to say "Hey, You aren't subscribed." taking up the viewers time.

[@aggold6757]

I would never speedrun that category but whatever floats your boat...

[@aggold6757]

@@aidancalfee2634 you use boats in the speedrun

[@minecrafting_il]

@@aggold6757 I don't think he understands the meaning of "whatever floats your boat"

[@aggold6757]

@@minecrafting_il ye probably

[@LittleHelperFan]

It’s even funnier because airboats float in the air-kinda

[@aggold6757]

@@LittleHelperFan didn't even notice that

[@bush2137]

The real airboats were the friends we made along the way

[@luckyc4t110]

The real portals were the airboats we made along the way

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

@@luckyc4t110 the real friends were the portals we didn't make along the way

[@matthew8153]

The real portals are the exploding lemons we made along the way.

[@InventorZahran]

@@matthew8153 I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your airboat down!

[@weewooweewoo2066]

This has officially become my favorite speedrun category of any game ever

[@LB_]

Reminds me of how many crazy game-breaking commands are not guarded by sv_cheats in Portal 2

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

Wait I remember watching your portal custom map videos

[@nameless......................]

list them

[@md_vandenberg]

@@nameless...................... Do it yourself, coward.

[@bigjoetwd]

If costs 13.000 boats to crash one single game about portals, in 7 seconds.

[@curiouscork6302]

*laughter* some people think theily can outmart me. Maybe *sniff* maybe. But i never meet anyone that can outsmart air boat

[@Portal2Player]

this video is the definition of a "bruh moment"

[@y2kona]

bruh moment

[@rudrasingh6354]

bruh moment

[@boomymanlyman9876]

Airboat moment

[@thanos4959]

bruh moment

[@Lexan_YT]

bruh moment

[@RM-el3gw]

This glitch also perfectly reminds me of the "where does this piece go? That's right, into the square hole" meme. The solution to everything is... an airboat lol

[@Seanderson3]

I liked the demonstration with the frictionless mouse wheel and the can of compressed air, but the thing that topped it off was the subtle yet not so subtle chart on the other monitor

[@velvetbutterfly]

I love how you used the graphic as a background detail and didn't spend 50 seconds shoving it in our faces, that's the kind of stuff that makes me want to subscribe

[@ESCapistEv]

In my 10 years of playing Portal I never even knew that Airboats were still in the files. Thanks so much for bringing light to this category for me to have a go at.

[@JukoYT]

@@sugoha_2548 not realy, portal is itsown file, it isnt under hl2, but in portal file there is a hl2 folder which contains some hl2 models, you dont even need hl2 installed to play hl2 maps, you just neet to get hl2 maps and copy them into the maps folder in portal

[@Katx-]

"Now that you are in control of both portals this next test will take a ve..." *The sound of multiple airboats clanging up against the steel test chamber walls*

[@hamzafasih]

That second monitor at 6:48 was the absolute most classy call to action I've ever seen. If you're not subscribed to this channel, you could say it's time to... Get on board 😎

[@Goldtoise]

"Thinking with airboats" made me lose it.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

I think the airboats deserve another video, especially how, in more depth, they were used before they banned in any% and the airboat yesclip.

[@okedeb]

the video "yeah u can beat portal with airboats" him after the video: beat the airboat% wr

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

I love the fact that the people creating portal couldn’t be bothered to remove a vehicle from a different game Ight sorry guys I was just trying to make a joke I didn’t mean to shit on the game or anything I now understand why it would have been pointless to remove

[@adeeta5701]

It would be more effort than it was worth

[@petermichaelgreen]

It's worth noting that portal was originally sold as part of a bundle (the "orange box") including HL2 and steam allowed assets to be shared between games. So there would have been little reason to remove the HL2 assets from portal.

[@arrowtongue]

Well it's the same developer, same engine, a lot of assets are from hl2, so it's not too surprising

[@gigger-nigga]

gamr

[@kiritoe1527]

@TheThunderGuyS thats why when you type impulse_101 you have every gun from hl2

[@milomug3915]

Epic man! These videos help me with my speed-run practices! Kudos to you, big time!

[@killer1gamer1]

dude how did you do this whole video without laughing this is hilarious

[@dylanharding5720]

That was a really nice subtle way to tell us to subscribe.

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

Msushi has just taken it upon himself to give us consistent dopamine huh

[@hosenfeger]

"You can save the companion cube" That was the moment I pressed the like button.

[@kareliask]

This would be so fun in a GDQ type event!

[@pluieuwu]

well, Msushi actually did an airboat% Portal speedrun on AGDQ2023 recently 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHiogntoZrimias

[@GlyphicEnigma]

Now you're thinking with(out) portals!

[@StudioFOYFOY]

I feel so bad for glados, tryna do science while chell just spawns inconceivable amounts of air boats cos she feels like it

[@nameless......................]

"what are you doing? i i i i i i i i iiiiiiiiiiiiiii SHUT IT, CAROLINE, IM TRYNA GLITCH

[@brilliantarrow4125]

When I got recommended an airboat speedrun by youtube, my first thought was “that is peak source engine”

[@goldencheeze]

Msushi making me wanna try that with my g502 now, never knew compressed air had this power You see, in TF2 if you join a party with your friends, you can bind mwheeldown to “say_party spam” or something similar, and just go crazy It lags everyone involved, I love source spaghetti so much Also good taste in music

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

It's the classic bhop method.

[@TheAdvertisement]

Speedrunners bless the gaming world with glitches and quirks they find in games. It's just beautiful.

[@TommoMcCluskey]

Take a shot every time you hear the word "airboat"

[@Gamikane]

Do you WANT to get alcohol poisoning?

[@CortyCze]

Didn't expect you here

[@ghost.8836]

Breaking news: KZbin comment section drinking game kills several people due to alcohol poisoning

[@jayllow01]

*He said "* *" 73 times btw.*

[@the-letter_s]

now i'm just thinking of that schemamonk saying "DEATH! DEATH!"

[@Fspoke_]

i love how withing the span of 11 or so years, weve went from thinking with quantum worm holes to thinking with boats

[@Cmmf_]

CantEven after watching this video: ah i see that i need to get this world record as well

[@Ackira]

"you'll still take damage while driving on acid" Yeah that's how my friend died

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

If I had to guess why the hazard liquid in Portal still hurts the player when in an airboat, I'd say it's most likely because the toxic slime in hl2 has the surface of the trigger_hurt slightly below the surface, while the hazard liquid in Portal has the trigger and the water take up the same area, which means that the surface of the water and the surface of the trigger is at the same level.

[@Damien.D]

Crashing the game with a can of compressed air. I don't know why but it sounds so Aperture Science-esque that I'm sure it's a legit feature approved by Cave Johnson himself.

[@mrjakeisnumber2]

I hope Portal 3 includes this feature as an intended mechanic

[@polytelus]

Assuming Valve won't call it Portal: Alyx

[@Concon12316]

@@polytelus portal 2 episode 1

[@VEYISLIGHTNINGPROOF]

@@polytelus Portal: Chell

[@jankacerek3112]

Does Valve even know how to count into 3?

[@epicmanpog7846]

Portal: Doug

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

This is the shit that happens when valve leaves their game’s unattended And I wouldn’t have it any other way

[@randomcatdude]

I hear that OMORI music! good taste

[@cihloun]

just imagine that one dev just saying: Yep. We shpuld add airboats just for fun.

[@adamantite9391]

No portals? In my portal? Man...

[@chargus]

man...

[@luffy4868]

The fact that this saves the companion cube, makes it the best category

[@Lequish]

6:45 that mousepad has seen better days

[@someidiot4311]

Imagine GLaDOS watching you complete the test chamber, then seeing the chamber fill up with airboats.

[@goon-705]

i used to do half life 1 speed runs. i always liked the kind of wacky speed run variants, like second crowbar%. recently i have gotten into hl2 speed running and after seeing this i might want to try portal speed running.

[@grain_death]

thanks for explaining both the pieces of tech! i heard about this run and decided to try it out but got immediately stuck trying to work out how to get thru certain walls.

[@SirJorb]

You can also get all the weapons from Half-Life 2, including the Gravity Gun, with the cheat "impulse 101". In fact, you can even play Half-Life 2 with the portal gun by loading up the appropriate maps with the console - they're still all included, last I knew.

[@toxic_icecream]

Now you are thinking with air boats

[@MrDirt]

6:50 Only 7% are subscribed? That's awesome. Think it like this, you got way more viewer growth than someone with 50% subscriber rate. :D

[@FinlandScandinavia]

GLaDOS watching Chell summon boats with her mind, breaking through the bounds of reality to get past levels: 😭😭😭

[@angrychipmunks76]

Great video! Out of curiosity, have you ever considered talking about actual least portal runs in either game? I think portal 2 lp could make for a great video considering how much has been cut down over the years and how it continues to evolve. Granted, you couldn't talk about the whole run in a video, but looking at individual chambers could be really cool! specifically test and neurotoxin sabotage would be neat in my opinion.

[@backinyourcommentsectionag3191]

This. This right here is EXACTLY why I subscribed. an inside look into a stupidly fun and creative community distilled into an easy to digest video. Big props to you sushi!

[@souze3263]

7:00 gator gamble

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

8:55 airboats can STILL BE USED to navigate acid, the same purpose as in the original half life, except they work _sliiiiiigghhhttlyyyyyy_ different

[@habubu37]

6:55 OMORI THEMEEEEE

[@illumaQ]

Shhhh don’t call the mudskipper an “airboat” around Richter Overtime

[@appropriate_name1]

4:14 almost same glitch to clip through walls with boat is in Minecraft. Coincidence?

[@malachihepler6640]

Clears gap with airboats GLaDOS: now your thinking with airboats

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

10:18 wait a second, I recognize that song

[@zidaryn]

This is so ridiculous, but so fun. Looks amazing. Definitely checking out the run.

[@thelucas2965]

I remember ConnorAce's run's of this like 3-4 years ago, and was my intro to the category. interesting to say the least XD

[@sussiestmaninworld884]

cant wait for impulse 101%

[@cheeseymoon2848]

Garry's mod players: This isn't even my final form

[@azure_117]

im dying on the toilet rn and enjoying the airboat% fuck this shit hurts

[@ksterlings197]

I just played Portal 2 Online Multiplayer with my friend today for the first time :) Portal 1 is still my fav but darn for a 10 year old game I'm really proud of Portal 2

[@SockyNoob]

I laughed so hard at you blowing the mouse wheel with compressed air lol

[@taskforceshion]

Fun drinking game, take a shot every single time he says "airboat." ...yes, i do find alcohol poisoning hilarious. :D

[@CarsonDoesStuff98]

When you realize you have the exact same mouse as Msushi

[@mab_8731]

I love these videos. I randomly get them recommended and this is EXACTLY what I want to watch. thank you youtube, and thank you Msushi

[@nagitokomaeda7181]

Hearing the Omori music suddenly sent me into maximum fight or flight mode

[@inflame_sr]

silly comment (shoutouts to aceofspades97 for doing rta runs)

[@bush2137]

I am laughing at this funny comment you were able to post before the video went public as this comment is very much quite hilarious and peak comedy

[@Naleksuh]

Shout-out to that guy for using jump scripts

[@Mario583a]

Valve has create some unforeseen consequences.

[@sky3penguin612]

5:59 why he a robot

[@Pteryll]

For a couple days I’ve been debating on subscribing, but that clip of you crashing the game with such simple objects sealed the deal on me subscribing, I love small things like that, just perfect

[@N0V3LL]

1:02 half life? Or gmod

[@thescience_team]

Gmod is a mod of half life 2 dummy

[@ish2008]

Half life 2

[@silent-hills]

I’m a huge Portal and Portal 2 fan, I’m so happy that I found your channel!

[@kiwowo3421]

6:50 hmm, weid. I suddenly started feeling an urge to subscribe

[@finesseandstyle]

Lmao this is hilarious. I love weird and funny speedrunning categories so this is perfect to enjoy.

[@armandbier2502]

love how you demonstrate the crash as if people wouldn't take your words for it

[@TripleSlash256]

also going through a fizzler while in airboat crashes the game i learned that the hard way

[@jamesorendorff2284]

Been watching your videos for a while but the compressed air boat spam scene earned my sub

[@wolfcl0ck]

Alright, now this one right here was an absolute banger of a video. Keep em comin, purple dude!

[@jakemalone4789]

I had to subscribe after seeing the other monitor. you really do deserve more subscribers. I really enjoyed this video thank you