Portal Glitchless TAS in

A tool-assisted speedrun of Portal by Jukspa in the time of 13:30.03 without using any glitches.
Done in 37 segments.
Explanation video: • Portal Glitchless TAS ...
This TAS was made using Source Pause Tool on build 5135 of Portal. Thanks to
Calamity - route help
Imanex - route help
Fnzzy - route help
YaLTeR - tools
ConnorAce - help with glitchless rules
Timesheet: docs.google.co...
Glitchless rules: www.speedrun.c...
Source Pause Tool: github.com/YaL...
Check out the author at:
/ jukspa
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Enjoy!
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[@DeSinc]

I came for that radio looping around the bed at the start

[@Felix-ve9hs]

the radio is the only reason i still play this game :^)

[@Rafa0821lol]

DeSinc did you buy a new camera?

[@TrueKyanite]

Hey guys! Desinc here

[@MegaO2Jammer]

So now that we got the radio, this game’s pretty much over

[@theultimategamer95]

same dude

[@victorborghys9033]

What you'll see in this video: - 60% elevators - 30% glaDOS being behind on what's happening - 10% a portal gun wielded like a goddamn submachine gun

[@DiamondYoshi101]

If you divide the GLaDOS part then it looks like this. 10% GLaDOS's speech is behind 15% GLaDOS having a Stroke 5% GLaDOS keeping up to speed

[@scottpeltier3977]

Glados: “This next-“ *test completed before she can finish sentence* Glados: *sweats*

[@TheYeIIowDucK]

"you euthanized your weighted companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record" yeah I can believe that

[@protaties]

No. It's slower than the one who used glitches.

[@Gryphon1-1]

Come to think of it, GLaDOS DOES tell you to "Take Care" of it. Just think more like a prohibition era gangster.

[@Davey_Mad_Max]

Agree '-'

[@rodrigovda]

@@protaties you must be fun at parties

[@JavveRinne]

@@rodrigovda and wrong at parties. Glitched runs don't incinerate it. I am fun at parties too :p

[@Simpspark]

*Begins* "Now that you are in control of both portals-" *Finishes* "this next test could take a very, very long time."

[@noobartz0890]

Elevator take a very, very long time

[@lucaswalker6919]

I love how the enrichment center just has random hydraulic presses doing absolutely nothing.

[@cameronholt4407]

Lmao

[@adeeta5701]

Lol

[@octaviolopez7475]

thats not true, they are VITAL for the science doing

[@ghostlore3660]

they used to be used for things before gladOS flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin

[@purpI]

@@ghostlore3660 then they gave here a morality core to stop her from flooding the enrichment centre with a deadly neurotoxin

[@iroxudont]

I lost my shit when the radio was used to block the door.

[@comradejet9373]

"oh, he took some music with him, how cute... Wait"

[@desmid]

It's like in Toy Story 2 when Mr. Potato Head blocked the toy store door with his hat.

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

i did too

[@eejif]

Pretty much set the tone for the run

[@littlekeegs8805]

The way the bot did it was insane, but just blocking the door like that and shooting a portal through isn't TOO difficult.

[@vlados652]

10% speedrun 90% elevator time boiz

[@ZSpieg]

40% radio looping around bed

[@YesItsbee]

@@ZSpieg 140%?

[@vibin1408]

@@YesItsbee oh thats right

[@ExtremeSquared]

There's something hilarious about Glados saying "You are not a good person" while Chell is going absolutely ham with the portal gun.

[@johnlime1469]

It's just call of duty with extra steps.

[@Dyingfetus]

5:20 *this next test is impossible* Solves it in one second

[@globalincident694]

Could that elevator be considered a glitch?

[@St-bh5oz]

@@globalincident694 i... Think no...

[@twobladedswordsandmauls2120]

Solved it before that sentence.

[@koriklodri]

Dominic Littlewood I don’t believe so since they didn’t do anything themselves to get the elevator to act like that. It was the game itself not loading the elevator quick enough.

[@twobladedswordsandmauls2120]

@@koriklodri Bingo. I worked that out during my comment.

[@reeceperry8152]

“You euthanized your weighted companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record.” Possibly the first time in years that’s been true.

[@FenoTheFox]

The movements and portals in the latter half of this run are so fast that even if there secretly were glitches I couldn't tell you.

[@wxjared]

and you'd never know

[@pezer247]

For real tho

[@protaties]

"Welcome to the final test, when you're done..." Chell: Yes I'm done.

[@Dieaconus]

13:20 "I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behaviour" has never made so much sense than with this

[@fyoozhn]

yo I'd be curious about her behaviour with that portal handling

[@TomJerry12933]

glitchless TAS is basically just a waiting simulator.

[@ProdCashhier]

Life is a waiting simulator

[@nicmomgaming4395]

R/curssedcoments

[@XazyTheSentinel]

@@nicmomgaming4395 why? there nothing cursed in here

[@baconparty5586]

I can feel how the tas is frustrated about the fact that it can't do any glitches.

[@Heavenira]

Yeah it really shows how tame glitchless speedruns are compared to the popular ones.

[@legoboy7825]

Bacon Party how can the ‘TAS’ be frustrated? You mean the runner?

[@baconparty5586]

@@legoboy7825 It's a joke what I meant was that the TAS wants to do glitches but it can't because it's not allowed to do so and the way it jumps just seems like It WANTS to bunny-hop but isn't allowed

[@baconparty5586]

It's like when you have to much energy but you're not allowed to use it I hope you understood what I said

[@legoboy7825]

@@baconparty5586 no I get that, but the person playing is not a "TAS" it's the runner. So the runner is doing these things with assistance.

[@1887zone]

Me: asks my Brother to Help me because i cant beat the Level My Brother:

[@St-bh5oz]

My brother: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWrKqXmhhN9llZY

[@Dieaconus]

9:50 I am, just, utterly stunned. Getting the camera in the door has my mind going crazy omg

[@icycloud6823]

Well... Normal speedruns also get the camera stuck in the door. Albeit in a much slower fashion lol

[@TemphinFD]

@foxscott5 still crazy no?

[@nyx1787]

That’s a standard glitch less trick haha

[@dohmaster1]

I can’t even tell how half of these portals are being formed

[@dimitar4y]

My favorite segments are the bored segments where they do all sorts of funny stuff to cope with the time :D

[@Nebula404]

"Congratulations. You murdered me faster than any other test subject. I hope you are proud of yourself. You monster." I wish that was an achievement.

[@jaynee8581]

Third only to the inbounds and out of bounds TAS runs

[@cupofspiders5830]

“Not Alive” Solve Portal in under 30 minutes “The Best of Luck” Under 20 minutes “Not a Good Person” under 15min) “Impossible” ...You have not complied with test chamber protocol. (Glitched TAS) runs

[@TemphinFD]

@@cupofspiders5830 if portal could be updated, it would make more sense to patch the glitches tho

[@RubyPiec]

​@@TemphinFDnah. If all the glitches get patched then speedrunners would be in shambles. + i think theyre source engine bugs

[@jandor6595]

GLaDOS: This next test could take a very very long time SourceRuns: _Staying in the finish elevator_

[@estebanzd9434]

00:09 human start 01:30 chamber 1 02:10 chamber 2 02:57 chamber 3 03:16 chamber 4 03:39 chamber 5 04:14 chamber 6 04:37 chamber 7 04:56 chamber 8 05:18 chamber 9 05:42 chamber 10 06:10 chamber 11 06:29 chamber 12 06:55 chamber 13 07:16 chamber 14 07:34 chamber 15 08:00 chamber 16 08:42 chamber 17 09:40 chamber 18 10:26 chamber 19 10:55 escape 1 11:15 escape 2 11:40 escape 3 13:39 TIME

[@mxmaxizaias]

Ok

[@izzyskains]

8:20 is just... I kinda... I feel violated, but satisfied

[@1224chrisng]

I was gonna make a "that's what she said" joke but that'd be too dark

[@valkyria6699]

@@1224chrisng Woah

[@1224chrisng]

@@valkyria6699 I know right

[@noxigniter]

Well done android

[@tehEngineer3]

The trick at 9:46 with the camera was really impressive.

[@EterSky08]

Which camera ? All i see is goo and white panels

[@pankek5431]

@@EterSky08 he basically kicked a radio into a closing door

[@x8BitRain]

Save glitch is oo- wait thats not my job.

[@chinese_soup]

Dw I'm watchin'.

[@ggalluuu5133]

You turned my favorite game into an elevator simulator.

[@__mk_km__]

8:26 GLaDOS knows what's up

[@cupofspiders5830]

Android hell is a REAL place where you WILL be sent at the first sign of... wait. That is you.

[@f1urps]

9:25 "You euthanized your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record." In this case, that's probably actually true...

[@ununnamed911]

Pressed "5 seconds forward" - skipped the level

[@victrium1642]

I blinked once by mistake in the middle and missed 4 test chambers

[@zaphirr1356]

Fake you would be in the elevator

[@zachdunkley3866]

My mans spent more time in the elevator than actually portalling.

[@trashrabbit69]

"Portal Glitchless TAS in 13:30.03" - We're sorry, this run has been disqualified for the following reasons: Using the Source Engine, Using the Source Engine, Using the Source Engine, Using the Source Engine, and Using the Source Engine.

[@linsidious11]

Dude. You forgot Valve

[@mlee6050]

some be like timer not in video

[@unoriginaluploader4256]

"this next test could take a very, very long time." *already in the elevator*

[@thatguy7548]

When the radio was used to hold the door open I actually spat out my ginger beer in awe

[@PotatoKingL]

i would like to see an input viewer of this run :o seems crazy bro good job man these runs always impress me

[@DarkIzo]

the antenna of the radio clipped the tub run is invalid

[@ashleyisakittycat]

the game completes at 13:37 for the video nice

[@chxsedbd]

That's counting the time in the box at the start though, right?

[@two8three8]

the first portal run thats actually visible

[@wallywutsizface6346]

I love how the run ends with slam dunking the core into the incinerator

[@nicomenendez576]

13:33 KOBE!!!!

[@dimitar4y]

Been waiting for a glitchless TAS of portal for a while, damn. Thanks!

[@TheAuzman466]

You guys genuinely dunked the last core. I love this.

[@legser4]

14:30 It's Hoopy the Hoop! THE BEST MEME!

[@user-fy6vo9ss2c]

«Well done, android..»

[@adeeta5701]

Welcome to android hell.

[@JacobKinsley]

3:45 it's weird not having the glass fall over and shatter

[@MrGermandeutsch]

"This is a speedrunnin techique called *_literally playing the game_* " -grayfruit

[@happysedits]

Jukspa is god of Portal TASes. Great work as always!

[@TurtleXDX2]

The slam dunk with the last GLaDOS core was simply beautiful

[@Foxtrot6429]

GG dude you are Amezing!

[@watema3381]

Who is this 'TAS' guy? He must have an awesome gaming chair.

[@Keavon]

13:30.03... that's a lot of 3's for a Valve game.

[@samuelbibb5958]

0:30 now Sir that looks quite like a glitch to me

[@gleamsnake4893]

This is amazing! I accedently stumbled on this vid, i have only heard of Portal and never played, but damn! This is awesome!

[@jakek5610]

Best part was watching the ‘impossible’ test chamber be beaten before GLaDOS could even finish explaining that it was impossible

[@mischievousscroundel7277]

That slamdunk at the end was everything

[@Felix-ve9hs]

_5/10 not enough radios_

[@sonofmixit]

10:46 "The test is now over", Enters test chamber 9

[@the_break1]

Dude what a dunk at the ending lmao

[@CubemasterXD]

13:35 nice basketball dunk !

[@DiamondYoshi101]

13:18 "I'M FINE!" while literally having a stroke

[@nathanpatty6020]

Finally, a speedrun where the player doesn't freaking go out of boundaries

[@luckusjosu]

8:22 *intense portal shooting*

[@EDSKaR]

I love how some of the techniques are identical to what I was running in 2007-08. But with the optimisation and perfect inputs of a TAS, it can be done in well less than a third of what I was ever capable of. I was getting 30-35 minute times back in 08, which was never top of the leaderboard but were good times. Example 6:55 this testchamber is exactly the same method that I was using over a decade a go, but I couldn't do it in ten times this length of time XD. I had been using an extra portal to drop the box on the second button, but someone came up with the extra throw for the box, if you got that right you'd save a few seconds. Now a TAS does the whole testchamber in, what, 5-6 seconds? Really cool.

[@indifferentiable]

That tool assisted air strafe is smooth af! Incidentally, based on explanation video, I assume proper bhop was used, but in TAS strafes are just really fast?

[@Jukspa]

it basically uses controller input hence you can look in any direction while strafing. As a result it looks like speed is magically gained with no strafing but that isnt the case

[@Fukumeru]

@@Jukspa vectorial strafing?

[@BrightPage174]

Its so nice seeing a glitchless run of a source game that doesn't abuse 10 glitches the community decided was "ok for glitchless"

[@aleppogameingreal]

He did just clip the radio through the bed. So that technically is a glitch.

[@DookJob]

@@aleppogameingreal so is bunny hopping

[@lolrow]

@@DookJob Valve put a speed cap for bhopping which means that even if you do "bhop" you don't go extremely fast so it isn't really a glitch. It's basically just jumping to go a tiny bit faster for a tiny bit of time. If it were actual bhopping you would be gaining more speed the more you string bhop's together. The real movement glitch is abh which isn't allowed because it IS a glitch that allows you to get past the speed cap and go extremely fast.

[@Viviana088]

@@aleppogameingreal It went behind the bed and came out from under the bed at a different angle that allowed it to fit through the bottom.

[@smallhammer9979]

I knew it was over as soon as he put the radio perfectly in that door

[@WhereWeRoll]

5:50 “now that you’re in control of both portals, this next test could take a very very long time”

[@livingchaos937]

This next test can be very very long Speedrunner: Hold my portal gun

[@chertikinamoto]

I knew I was in for some sick shit when not even two minutes in he perfectly trickshotted the radio to wedge in the door

[@cXLDDDDDDD]

That was a nice dunk to end the run,gj

[@KostuK4247]

6:40 WeeeeeeEeee

[@SageGilbert191]

*wakes up in a strange facility* *starts partying*

[@snipermain7430]

OKAY BUT THE DUNK AT THE GLADDOS FIGHT LIKE DAMNNNN

[@enderger5308]

“Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time” Uh, GLaDOS, she’s already in the elevator.

[@jerrygreenest]

"You're not a good person, you know that? Good people don't end up here."

[@minihawk709]

everyone: aw man i have to throw away my cube him or her: haha lol love cube go yeeted and get deleted

[@ORANGE200_]

the slam dunk with the anger core was priceless at the end

[@ChaosNe0]

The was glados glitches in the end is so much more convincing :D

[@adeeta5701]

r/engrish

[@papa8bit39]

This is more satisfying than seeing high skilled Asian factory workers working efficiently and fast.

[@kit9556]

*SOURCE RUNS POSTS* Me:I AM SPEED

[@ifroad33]

The ruthful execution of the companion cube made me giggle

[@windowsmoke]

Now that you have control of both portals, this next test could take very, very long

[@timecubed]

GLaDOS: This next test could take a very, very long time. Chell: sitting the in the elevator waiting to go to the next map

[@samboy2040]

This is the best speedrun i even seen in my whole life.

[@AliYassinToma]

9:23 yep thats prob the only time that statment was right

[@Nick64]

7:08 this test is taking so much time TAS: portal, portal... 3 sec

[@oskarpernak7858]

Gf: come over Me: I cant Gf: my parents aren't home Me: 10:27

[@burnsy96]

9:25 - "yes!! WR pace!"

[@theultimategamer95]

Honestly, I had to replay the footage for most chambers at least once to see what was going on... This is fucking insane man.

[@fakespike1]

*Elevator noises* Captions: M U S I C

[@Mini1burger]

That slam dunk at the end...

[@silly_lil_guy]

0:09 when you first time on portal and love doing stranghe shit

[@LudusMachinae]

that last core was such a slam dunk oml

[@timothymonk1356]

8:00 I'm disappointed. The turrets actually managed to fire.

[@eryczakpl2337]

I stoped trying to understand what's going on at 6:10

[@meeperdudeify]

Try setting it to .25 speed

[@Elemental6]

GLaDOS: *Confused screaming*

[@user-vu8fm5vb4n]

-glitchless -13:30 **confused screaming**

[@derpyslurp8779]

How tf is that a glitch, there are many other places that look even more like a glitch

[@Maltemller]

Jukspa POG

[@M4xxuss]

Amazing work Jukspa!!

[@PackSciences]

Jukspa good