Portal Radio Loop 10 Hours

Hello Portal fans! This is a 10 hour version of the radio loop you hear from Portal. Enjoy!
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Update 10/27/2021:
Damn 700k views. Thank you Jarvis!
Update 12/27/2022:
Can't believe that the new HD version of the Portal radio loop is out with the release of Portal RTX! Also can't believe this video is now at 4.6 million views. Thanks viewers and fans!

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

KZbin algorithm recommended me some more nonsense today. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TSkphpiqp3ndk&pp=ygUSanVndG93bmhlcm8gcG9saWNl

[@Literal_Osaka]

No

[@ArchiezAviation]

Well you know what KZbin recommends to me? Car crashes! Idk why?

[@Speckitt]

​@archiesShorts hmm are you a bad driver?

[@realrandiee]

The po-po police were indeed chasing that man for his crimes against humanity

[@hyperlight5557]

He lives

[@diosmio6523]

1: Make a 10 hour video loop of the Portal Radio 2: Hide a little secret at 5:19:00 3: Wait for 9 years 4: Profit

[@islamjam6483]

True trollege

[@Masochnik.]

We do a little trolling

[@ditnl15]

Trollge

[@fozzify]

Trolling time

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

Yeah...I'm a sleeper troll alright. Wait, nothing really happened at 5:19:00 thou.

[@MackieLevyn]

bro this shits 9 years old, actual certified hood classic

[@roscoe5427]

i was gonna say, glad this was in a time capsule tho

[@arccusreal]

yeah that >shit

[@source6893]

5:19:00

[@A_cool_fish_from_France]

Anyone gonna tell him?

[@roscoe5427]

@@A_cool_fish_from_France don't know who you're referring to as not knowing, as the original commenter is aware of *the surprise. wouldn't call it a *hood classic if he didn't know

[@nothing_in_my_channel]

*Memes aside, I gotta respect the first man who was casually just listening to this loop, and then he accidentally found... **_that..._*

[@nightm4re799]

XD

XD

[@nailclipperstmv2631]

XD

[@bonepawn1644]

XD

[@TristanLackey]

XD

[@orionbarnes1733]

This was the first Analog Horror

[@captinkinty]

LOLLLLLL

[@arcnetive]

LMAOOO

[@JotaInu]

More like Anal Horror 🤣

[@nuclear495]

lamp huh you still goning bro you need to stop STOP! bruh

[@yetiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@@nuclear495cornball

[@cullenbelcher2455]

Imagine going to sleep to this one night and you get woke up 5 hours later to some dude ripping absolute ass

[@emmamears263]

this....this is it

[@imshawnnotshaun]

I got sent here by a reddit post telling me to go to 5:19:00

[@zamonolita]

@@imshawnnotshaun i farted laughing at the part

[@crimsondynamo615]

Ungh! *RIPASS!*

[@tinyr101]

Tbh, I wouldn’t even be that mad.

[@orangepeanut]

thank you for uploading this. my grandma’s house is around a 5 hour and 20 minute drive, so this will help me arrive listening to her type of music

[@litete2512]

Wow its the 2 girls 1 cup dude

[@combine6439]

Your funny

[@skeebopbop7717]

Hello daddy orange

[@DrExzen]

z

[@igor_ostrovski]

goat

[@cloudgaming5309]

Listened all day, quit at 5:18:55 can’t wait to come back tomorrow and finish it!

[@seamuspeacock346]

WAIT NO

[@reihanboo]

@@seamuspeacock346 too late...

[@5446isnotmynumber]

The best part

[@AceOfHearts777]

Have fun!

[@Amsyar_Lahhh]

Time to do some push ups.

[@MrCheese270]

I am so glad KZbin doesn’t have built in smell sensors

[@pieboymega7367]

Wtf made you say this. It was free to not say that.

[@roadkyl49]

@@pieboymega7367 yeah...

[@roadkyl49]

homeboy, see a psychiatrist, please!

[@use2l]

god imagine livestreamers

[@Infantrylander]

I can smell it through the video

[@colineisley1322]

waking up in a cold sweat at 5:19:00 was a surreal experience

[@coffee__good2206]

i can imagine

[@lizzzard___]

What the hell, man

[@user-zd4mf6ui2i]

King ass ripper aka hairy and gross

[@ju5t_br125]

neurotoxin

[@desolidclay8686]

that's fucked up

[@jamesbell1186]

Imagine being the first guy to watch 5 uninterrupted hours of this only to be horrifically traumatized

[@DNKNW-ei5jw]

The pinned comment went through this i think lmao

[@zhongli8508]

@@DNKNW-ei5jw hes not a pinned comment anymore

[@christopherstein2024]

I think it's actually funny. It's not like he shit himself

[@patrickstar8356]

@@zhongli8508 society

[@freedingo2940]

I don't know what happens, discovering now for the first time, I'll update my reaction I guess I think this is enough internet for the rest of my life

[@sonicthecommenter3636]

“Imma do some push-ups” *creates multiple rips in the fabric of time*

[@rowanoo5797]

This comment makes no sense

[@igorz4582]

@@rowanoo5797 his farts tear down spacetime

[@rowanoo5797]

A lil over the top but ok 👌

[@Deadmau5Awesome]

Those farts are ripping a different type of fabric

[@rowanoo5797]

@Jackson09Man Productions I don’t get it

[@SamTheMan-]

Lately I've been seeing a doctor for my crippling fart fetish addiction. He sent me to a therapist and recommended me listening to the Portal Radio song on loop for 10 hours. I feel like I'm becoming a person again! I've already listened to 5:18:50 in one sitting. Thank you so much for all your support and I hope to fully get better soon.

[@Erepido]

Lol

[@soudelnoop]

oh my god this is the best comment on here

[@Mogly.]

a crippling fart fetish💀💀💀💀

[@kamikazer6484]

​@@Mogly. There's 8 billion people in the world, at least one guy has a crippling fart fetish

[@Mogly.]

ok but how does portal radio music help ?!?!?!?!@@kamikazer6484

[@KORNDREW]

This music so motivational it really makes me wanna do some push-ups

[@tomvorat4173]

Make sure that you aren‘t flatulent though, might get unpleasant

[@ale0606_]

@@tomvorat4173 it might get really bad if you ate taco bell right before this video

[@owenevans4212]

@@ale0606_ i had a curry before this, is that ok?

[@ale0606_]

@@owenevans4212 no.

[@ajjaiize]

dope krill pfp

[@StewHeisenberg]

I love this loop so much, I sure do hope that nothing bizarre happens in the middle of the video.

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

IKR? It's literally 10 hours of Portal radio loop. Nothing happened at 5:19:00. Nothing.

[@blueberryboy1167]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS true true, just like how nothing happened in Tiananmen Square

[@kceefour]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS man’s came back 9 years later at 12:51 PDT on October 27th to say this

[@hypersonicrush]

Nothing at all

[@kceefour]

Guys my birthday is tomorrow

[@jojotovar4430]

I’ve been listening for 5:18:55 seconds and I’m loving it

[@zamonolita]

*dam* *But then there is 🌮 bell guy*

[@theessay2530]

Underrated comment

[@igor_707]

Omg, PLEASE DON'T CONTINUE IT

[@shane544]

TURN IT OFF QUICK

[@panhandlesomen]

*Top ten moments before disaster*

[@MoonyCat]

That family photo in the guy's living room reminds me that this man has a whole family, and is a human being that is likely a functioning adult in our society, and chances are, his family know absolutely nothing about the existence of this video

[@b3ckwardsamerica625]

Imagine how bizzare it be for you to click on this video for the funnies just got it to clip to a video of your living room and to see your father rip absolute ass lmao

[@Acheron-IX]

@@b3ckwardsamerica625i would be terrified and go and hint at what i just saw

[@blaisekern]

@@b3ckwardsamerica625god I hope this happens some day

[@b3ckwardsamerica625]

@@blaisekern fr

[@Fredert2]

The fact that you carefully analyzed the whole thing is incredible

[@paperclip1973]

He waited for 9 years, to troll 1600k people. Totally worth it.

[@apidimus7347]

Wdym like he edited the video or what

[@paperclip1973]

he just made it 9 years ago and i think he didnt expect that in 2021 this would blow up. and he is still quite active right here to this day.

[@LemonbreadSC]

People found it LONG before, but it's only now, for some reason, that it blows up.

[@jynxyouowemeasoda5066]

@@LemonbreadSC oh boy here comes the "I knew him when he was underground" Chad boi

[@jhoncena8895]

What is this please explained

[@KillerOfLight]

I'm laughing more at the fact that there is a possibility that someone had this playing somewhere all day, maybe at a shop or while playing some games or just as background noise, and then when the part at 5:19:00 started in that moment he had no way of stopping it and the song all of a sudden just rips hella ass.

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

oof...there goes the 5 star Yelp review, hahaha

[@808Villain]

at a shop LOL

[@dombefaded]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS damn u still respond after 9 years

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

@@dombefaded Yes chad

[@thewafflelord2341]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS Gotta respect the effort.

[@felins2294]

Imagine having this on while sleeping and in the middle of the night you hear: "Let me do some pushups."

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

And then you bruise a rib from laughing so hard

[@Medichips-ws5oj]

Thats how i found out

[@HalfLife3onSteamPLZ]

And then you hear fards

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

a blessing from the holy spirit

[@simonlaberge7790]

i would bust that shit on 200% volume on discord to wake up from my 1 hour naps to spam league

[@RAWRzooted]

i like how it just goes back to normal after, like it never even happened

[@emilianomunozdiaz9494]

Wdym? It's just the portal radio song. Nothing else 🐸

[@2011christal]

@@emilianomunozdiaz9494sure💀

[@drewhammond5203]

The part that sends me into orbit is when the portal music starts playing over the guy

[@RAWRzooted]

@@drewhammond5203 YEAH

[@KaraTheGirlie]

I love how it keeps playing through that just in the background

[@DatStapleBoi]

Man, this is so nostalgic. Just listened to this for 5 hours and 18 minutes straight. Can’t wait to pick it up again and pass through the 5 hour and 19 minute mark.

[@ggstatusyt]

Haha yeah bro I'm at 5:18:57 can't wait to watch the rest of this video 🙏🙏

[@theredcrewmate6638]

You should start from 5:21:15

[@ByGaBry123]

Forced joke

[@Xelinan]

1000th like

[@spookytown7963]

@Carnage that was actually pretty clever

[@D00dman]

Nevermind the fact that he's ripping ass, this dude said "time to do some push-ups" and did sit-ups. Damnit

[@retro-kid23_38]

He did one after that and just gave up

[@aurorazoe6011]

I was thinking the same thing. Lol

[@IamBean334]

His powers are beyond our understanding

[@TristanLackey]

@@IamBean334 his goals are too complex for us to know

[@techdifics6639]

shitups*

[@Toyota--Camry]

I’m about to start a 5 hour and 19 minute road trip, this will be the perfect loop to play for the drive!

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

Road trip huh??? m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4ClXqiAa72kZ7s

[@noesvdd2803]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS u have some freetime isnt?

[@PunchersV]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS sup

[@m1aouzdt]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS p

[@phoer0]

Uh oh

[@combinesoldier14_real]

This loop is so good! I’ve been listening to it for hours now, and I’m currently at 5:18:00. I’m gonna pause it for now and resume it tomorrow in class at school in front of everyone so they can all see how good it is!

[@Щвъ]

Uh oh

[@Tendo703]

uh oh

[@gusttavoextekoetter880]

its too late..

[@cooldude8697]

we will never forget you, soldier

[@zombiegordonf9320]

o7

[@porplee2079]

Imagine someone puts this loop in a store to set the mood and this comes out 💀

[@big_oil]

I like your profile

[@adualaispuro]

i would love that store forever

[@waffel_eisen]

Nice pfp

[@whatwhatwhat79]

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

[@edd.16]

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

[@jasperfr]

oh boy I can't wait to fall asleep to the wonderful sounds of the portal radio theme with my headphones plugged in and sleep for exactly 5 hours and 19 minutes

[@Aymil]

i kinda dont wanna listen to it but what happens after that

[@dan0alda568]

I hate the internet.

[@sanstheskeleton8710]

Be ready to do some pushups.

[@Davinator2662]

@@Aymil skip to that timestamp

[@thekevinator3184]

@@dan0alda568 imagine hating the internet

[@YuvalS.8026]

This video just makes me think how many other 10 hour loops hidden videos like that there are that nobody discovered yet

[@sergiobolgia]

Ferb we got something to do

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

I've always thought about this, I'm like there's just no way someone has actually sat through the whole thing, there could be a random snippet of anything throughout 10 hours.

[@YuvalS.8026]

@@carl_consumer.of.reality probably either someone forgot it and left it on and came back to this (maybe went to sleep with it idk) or someone did just randomly skipped and found it

[@karmasutra4198]

@@carl_consumer.of.reality You don't have CEMCEM in U.S.A ?

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

@@karmasutra4198 tf is that?

[@3newhaven]

5:20:28-5:20:38 is genuinely some of the most impressive shit I've ever heard. A solid 10 seconds bordering on liquid. And it wasn’t weak either. Just near machine gun fire.

[@thedemolitionsexpertsledge5552]

Superimpose WWII footage of D-Day over that shit

[@TaeTae_08]

Why tf did you have to post this comment

[@ChEeZeBaLL999]

The thumbs up he gives is a nice touch.

[@sakuyaizayoi8946]

that shit sounds like a fucking impact drill going at it against a concrete wall upstairs

[@ineedzemedic5810]

The fact it took 9 years just to find this specific time frame is incredible

[@NickelPlateMxne]

I once rode mallard 4468 with the Flying Scotsman listening to this bop and just stopped at the same time the music came to 5:18:55, such great music man, definitely some good music

[@ineedzemedic5810]

@le trollge ive had this pfp for 4 years for the sole reason I causally get commmets like these

[@duh_outlaw]

@le trollge who dafuq is marie is that your dying grandma or something

[@fernan12444]

@@duh_outlaw splatoon character

[@ineedzemedic5810]

@@randy2811 huh, ive seen this vid 6 years ago and i genuinely never found those parts. I feel dumb💀 my bad og

[@saadmanomar7754]

After listening to this for 5 hours and 19 minutes I have decided to share this amazing experience with my friends and family. I bet they're gonna love it!

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

Do it for the holidays!

[@saadmanomar7754]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS 😃

[@salt5537]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS hi 👋

[@kgb976]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS it should be a tradition

[@matthewwilliam9758]

update?

[@flintcooper9314]

“Imma do some push-ups” Proceeds to do shit-ups

[@flamingstallion]

😂

[@TattierAxe]

im crying 😭😭😭 "shit-ups"

[@LeonardoCollywell2004]

LMFAO

[@birdwithinternetconnection2624]

@@LeonardoCollywell2004 I SEE YOU

[@user-qk2dh3tq8h]

😂

[@NVProlog]

This is so good, it’ll make you wanna workout on the floor. It’ll make you wanna let it rip.

[@MasonerMan]

Makes me want to eat beans to make my farts bigger

[@navyblued]

@@MasonerMan you're the reason why we have multiple holes in our atmosphere, stop droping nuclear bombs please.

[@ArcYT]

It's time to do some push ups!

[@nathansquared2685]

YO BEYBLADE???

[@ecoman_prime]

​​@@nathansquared2685 Of course, Tommy!

[@DergyDauog]

I learned from my doctor that I only have 5 hours and 20 minutes left to live. I’m at 5:18:55 in the song right now and I am ready to enjoy these final moments listening to my favourite song. I’m sure I will move on in peace.

[@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

U dead yet

[@orctrihar]

Idk if you are but that comment Definetly killed me XD

[@DergyDauog]

@@orctrihar Nah bro I’m fine

[@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt]

@@DergyDauog thank god

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

@@DergyDauog I'm glad to hear man

[@cybergamez1442]

It's like finding a secret after credits scene at the movie.

[@BB-5.]

yo? 5:18:49

[@osc21039]

how this got 1k likes but one comment

[@ZphyZphyer]

​@@BB-5.bb5 pfp Hello fellow rld fan

[@Littlemeast12Animations]

@@osc21039because there’s nothing to add, this is perfection

[@wObBlE73]

​@@ZphyZphyer5:19:00

[@Cuh007]

I’m currently at 5:18:30 and I’m extremely relaxed and I feel like I’m about to fall asleep thanks to such a beautiful night!!!

[@hunterstorm6981]

Don't continue! *TURN IT OFF*

[@FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420]

🥞🥛

[@POTUS118]

"And walk away a savior"

[@SphericalCheese]

Comments written moments before tragedy

[@man-o-war1685]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

[@timberlin4075]

this is what siivagunner fans would call a "high quality rip"

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

Nerf this

[@thescarvedinsect]

*BA-DUM TSSSS!!!*

[@sheenthisma7103]

The whole setup and payoff of this video might legitimately be the funniest thing I’ve ever experienced.

[@Vid_Master]

The guy in the video farting is King Ass Ripper , he is a prolific content producer with a penchant for baked beans and mayonaise.

[@FreezyAnimates]

5:19:00

[@g29000]

@@Vid_Master lol the dude Tom Segura was talking about

[@13.carlosm.58]

So funny! 😆🥰

[@drsipp407]

Playing this for the kids at the daycare I work at, it sounds like nice wholesome music for a 6 hour day right?

[@RedMango.]

yes ☺️👍 very wholesome

[@Ejaz100]

STO-

[@cracstheidiot6913]

NO WAI-

[@zhianatienza5474]

rip lol

[@MK-SKI]

Play this song in 5:19:00

[@accordimedes6967]

"after 9 years in development, hopefully people will have found the funny"

[@aarfran]

Hopefully it will be worth the wait

[@talker5890]

dude you nailed that

[@GovernorRed]

It was worth the wait

[@understorymainchannel8326]

hey cool quote profile picture

[@accordimedes6967]

Thank you

[@martianscienceenthusiast]

I'm a farmer and one of my best cows, Daisy, died of bloat (when a cow can't expel methane gas from its body). We're going to have a small funeral for her at sunrise, which is at 05:19 AM today, and we've all been playing this music since midnight to cope. Thanks for uploading this, it's helped get my mind off of it.

[@chirpyclassic]

so sorry to hear about daisy, may she RIP (rest in peace) 😢

[@jansalomin]

lmao

[@Bloom8182]

💨💨💨💨

[@TrueAuthenticSweets]

7 years later and this is still the funniest shit I have ever seen

[@yannetacut2871]

1+ more year!

[@peopleperson]

literally

[@mattlorenz7777]

@@yannetacut2871 7+ months!

[@eirinthemedicgf3962]

@@mattlorenz7777 19+ more minutes!

[@barackobama6105]

@@eirinthemedicgf3962 1+ hours!

[@hamzajunaid11022]

Both my parents absolutely love Portal and today is their anniversary, and they will come back home to the most iconic theme for them. I have already listened for 5 hours and 9 mins and they will come home in 10 mins. Can't wait for their happy faces!

[@HrabiaKefir]

YOUR COMMENT GOT ME DYING LMAOO

[@llhammer3075]

yeah I hope they like doing push ups as well

[@azulizachan7595]

Sooo how'd it go

[@xdanythescoutmainytx8118]

The secret lies within here.

[@monkeywithatypewriter7243]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

[@semibreve]

Love that after 9 years this Madlad's insane actions were finally revealed. The best things truly come to those who wait.

[@kodiak8488]

Yeah wait till 5:19:00 and see what happens

[@charlie4christ536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5LXeq2nrKdlmqM Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

[@alvinxyz7419]

@@charlie4christ536 the sins: 5:18:59

[@chronofactor2037]

​@@charlie4christ536 Go to 5:19:00 on this video and you will see that the creator put John 3:16 in the subtitles 😊

[@flame3919]

@@charlie4christ536 interesting video, I'll try to listen to it while I do my push-ups

[@JoeNose8]

i screamed when i heard him start speaking, and began to look through my tabs for the source, only to realize that it was coming from this video. Words alone cannot express just how much hatred I have for you now, but at the same time I cannot help but love this video now.

[@Quinn-pt4vj]

Hate. Hate.

[@Weirdomilkshake]

​@@Quinn-pt4vj HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

[@Cirnovirus]

I have no mouth and I must scream

[@sova1235]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

[@blordanfreeman7995]

I own a small grocery store and I’ve been playing this song as ambience for about 5 hours and 15 minutes. Rush hour is in 15 minutes and I’m so excited for our customers to hear this!

[@user-qk2dh3tq8h]

Yes and they started doing push ups while farting loudly

[@User_Here414]

@@user-qk2dh3tq8h what the fuck

[@oivariini7]

@@User_Here414 Yup he waited in the store for 5 hours 30 minutes then the customers doing push ups while farting loudly

[@wavingwaters6107]

You’re in for a lovely surprise in about 3 minutes

[@birdthebird3396]

@@User_Here414 5:19:01

[@bw4614]

My dad is a huge portal fan and is currently dying from terminal cancer and it's been 5 hours and 13 minutes in on this loop. Doctor says were gonna have to pull the plug in 5 minutes. At least he can die listening to his favorite music.

[@e89w4r2dd]

FUCKK LMFAO

[@willustop9379]

@@e89w4r2dd wtf

[@Supar___]

@@willustop9379 at 5:18 mins the farting guy appears

[@uwucrab]

Are you kidding or not if not i will be so sad

[@bw4614]

@@uwucrab lol yes I'm joking

[@ArdentPrayer]

I still can't believe this man had the audacity to keep the music going halfway through mister ass-ripper's section of the video. Flawless transition if I say so myself. Edit: Still trying to comprehend the fact it took 9 years to blow up and discover such traumatic events

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

Captain Ass-Ripper XD

[@rayaineoh8380]

HAHAHAHABA

[@Luhaim]

Do you say so yourself?

[@alvis2580]

@@ChaseThePinballWizard XD

[@labenvenci1584]

It was surreal waking up half awake in the middle of the night in sweat and panicking to a guy ripping ass.

[@user-be8ly2lp4k]

This is like Rick roll but worse

[@butterize]

Why’d you steal your comment ☹️

[@cock781]

Boo, copied

[@pandiest7764]

argemia spotted

[@chitan1362]

@@user-be8ly2lp4k Rip Roll

[@RocoPwnage]

Knowing Valve's writing this might actually be a canonical version of the loop because of one rogue Aperture eployee and no one bothering to check for 50 years.

[@itzmanolo3438]

1k and 0 comments????

[@wilbur6089]

@@itzmanolo3438 yes and you just ruined it

[@cupnballtorture]

@@itzmanolo3438 good going man u just ruined it

[@tyroneblackmann]

@@itzmanolo3438 Dammit you ruined it

[@CrossKarma2]

@@itzmanolo3438 progressive is an insurance company and shaq doesn't want you to know... but yeah u still ruined it...

[@flerfbuster7993]

Plot twist: This isn't an edit. The in-game radio just does that after 5 hours, 18 minutes, 58 seconds.

[@user-lp6qi7bw9s]

Yes, it slaps the video on your screen, and there is no way to remove it

[@ghostwithspooktuneREAL]

stinky fart

[@cathhcabs629]

Yeah many people thinks this is an edit

[@dontmindthischannel]

​@@user-lp6qi7bw9sbut what happened tho

[@user-lp6qi7bw9s]

@@dontmindthischannel you should not know that...

[@thickastley9647]

Imagine being the first dude to discover this

[@QuementRBLX]

no one would believe you

[@dablika2524]

@@QuementRBLX no one.... other than you

[@QuementRBLX]

@@dablika2524 thats the scary thing

[@jofelmorata]

up there with cavemen discovering fire

[@HafJaf]

When portal came out it was so good, and that radio was so happy sounding, I knew I liked the game as soon as I heard it. The first person probably thought the same, the game seemed so serious in it’s humour and it didn’t once seem to make any remarks about flatulence or rude remarks and the like, I’m so glad this loop holds up to the humour and theme of the game. I like listening to this. While doing exercise and I must say, it really helps me do push-ups and sittups

[@floodescaper3364]

the funniest part about this is the fact that the video goes back to normal after *that* part as if nothing happened lmao

[@Josh_isDonaldDuck]

Jarvis, thank you for showing me this masterpiece.

[@pyromaniac2104]

Ah so you came from that post as well my friend, nice to meet a fellow like minded curious traveller of the internet

[@rastacat3906]

memes man

[@russkof619elite3]

Blarf

[@punchingtrees72]

God that Jarvis meme was a God send lmao xD

[@seifhammuri1918]

I came from that meme too lmao

[@gonzothegreat9704]

Imagine if valve just finally posts on twitter after god knows how long and it's just a link to this video

[@zekeram129]

I would laugh my ass off. Pretend I put a clever fart joke here cause I can't think of anything right now.

[@juango500]

heh, it got pinned. even after 8 years.

[@lilsquidyyy]

3:56:31 is nice

[@yanstein8464]

with a timestamp to 5:19:00 it will be better than a rickroll

[@heavilyarmedhippie75]

I have news from the future

[@bigpharts]

Doctocr: You have 5 hours, 19 minutes, and 9 seconds to live. Me: Wow that's just enough time for me to enjoy my favorite song on my way out.

[@luhtelly2]

5:19

[@luhtelly2]

5:19:0

[@kevinsimmermaker2074]

@@luhtelly2 5:19:09

[@gnom98]

@@luhtelly2 5:19:00

[@EastofAll]

*brap* "Ayo what the f-" *flatline*

[@Something_Maybe]

That secret is actually in the game. If you stay in Chamber 0 for 5 hours 18 minutes and 55 seconds, that part plays.

[@Quinn-pt4vj]

Really?

[@Hm-wr9pm]

@@Quinn-pt4vj No fukin way

[@warcrimeswilly]

​@@Quinn-pt4vjYes it's real I tried it

[@travismcnasty4239]

​@@Quinn-pt4vj no. Unless there's been an update.

[@Goolix_Aero]

We're going to play this at my dad's funeral. He was a huge Portal fan. We've made a special arrangement so he can listen to it in his casket for about 5 hours before anyone arrives! It's what he would have wanted.

[@Anonymous-73]

Well if you’re gonna cremate him you’ll have plenty of methane

[@ARLnozm]

Sorry for your loss :(

[@WHOTOOKTHEHANDLENOOBYTUNES]

Sorry for your loss :( (Just don’t play it past 5:18:58:00)

[@katcat420]

@@ARLnozm its satire 5:18:58

[@ARLnozm]

@@katcat420 oh LMAO

[@harry5398]

I’m finally going to meet the girl of my dreams. She’s a 5 hour drive away. Then we’re going to dinner about 20 mins away. Thanks so much for uploading this, we met years ago and loved portal, I’ll use this to psych myself up during the drive and we’ll listen to it all the way to Olive Garden. I’ll let you know how it goes!!! :)

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

I'm happy to hear that things worked out for you. Yes please let me know how it went. Enjoy your date, and I'm glad that I made your experience a romantic and memorable one!

[@wetgreg583]

well... good luck

[@arussianguythatdoesntsmile6429]

Godspeed people 😂

[@Crxptic666]

Good luck man

[@puresomenessd2146]

I sincerely hope that the drive goes smoothly, and that you do not encounter any traffic while en route to her place!

[@SuperSaiyanSpeedo]

I’m a teacher and I’m playing this for my five hour class while they study. The kids seem to love it. I think I’ll keep it on while I have a twenty minute meeting with the department head.

[@nerdwithoutglasses5396]

5h 19m has the best clip for your class, the music there gets really intense!

[@phoenixRose1724]

real talk what the fuck kind of class goes on for 5 hours

[@goldfinch907]

@@phoenixRose1724 my elementary was 6 hours

[@modnar6865]

@@goldfinch907 every school day goes on for 6-7 hours, they meant a single class

[@goldfinch907]

@@modnar6865 oh okay

[@AAAAA_BRAD]

Okay but what's even crazier is the fact that the uploader still has the same sense of humor they did about a decade ago.

[@tonys6620]

where do you go when you've reached the peak

[@mahatmaghabdu7592]

Because its funny lol

[@Akhen.]

My thoughts exactly lol

[@jimbo113]

Same

[@kingghidorah5271]

Is the uploader the guy in the video?

[@Doubs117]

My late grandmother loved Portal, and she loved the radio that was in it, so we decided to play it at her funeral, she was born on 5/18/1951 so I thought it would only be fitting to start that video at 5:18:51 in her honor, thank you so much to the creator for making a completely uninterrupted video.

[@justanundertalefan1607]

💀

[@Pissnburg]

SHUT

[@Mast3rKK]

this has to be satire, right?

[@fuhnaf]

@@Mast3rKK no

[@nickaugie]

@@Mast3rKK no, this is real. This is 100% real. This is absolutely real and not satire at all. It's real

[@sunofgun07]

I wish there was a "sort by old" Wanna know the first poor dude who figured it out

[@CrimmzZT]

there is gimme a sec ima find the website

[@CrimmzZT]

ok so I posted a comment with an overview of the first comment but it has links in it so youtube deleted it very cool youtube

[@rolypolygif]

The creator of this video used to have the first comment to figure it out pinned but he changed it for some reason

[@drtoad7943]

It took like 15 comments for anyone to say anything. Some people said they saw it all the way through, but didn't say anything about the part.

[@CrimmzZT]

@@drtoad7943 ​ yea everytime I try to talk about the first comment to mention it youtube just deletes my comments so I give up youtubes done this like 4 times now and idk what causes it I didnt even use links in the last 2

[@CEOFuturistic]

Using this for my job interview presentation for NASA. The people over there love it. I'm at 5:19:00 of my in presentation and I think I'm getting the job. Thanks bro. Edit: I lost my job

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Not funny

[@CEOFuturistic]

Thats crazy bro

[@cristian9365]

​@@MaxiemumKarnageyou are the kid who says a joke at class and all the class stays quiet because you are so boring and have no friends. Shut up

[@Sciencelover54]

@@MaxiemumKarnageit is hella funny you have no humor

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

For those talking about 5:19:00, that man is Cave Johnson's long lost son. After Aperture Science went to shit and Cave Johnson died, he volunteered himself into a test subject. The footage was a recording of him inside an Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Vault, waking up to do his mandatory physical and mental exercise.

[@Rexdino12321]

Wheatley GLADOS IF WOULD BE FUNNY IF THIS WAS CAVE JOHNSON LOL

[@bryanmiami]

Wheatley GLADOS why the hell is he here?

[@Indee___]

Wheatley GLADOS why with ur user and also at that time dafuck

[@greenierful]

Wheatley GLADOS FUCK YOU!

[@greenierful]

...

[@MrUnholyMaggot]

The fact this is 9 years old, and just now went viral says alot

[@ubermaster134]

Im so happy these hidden gems are being recommended

[@sebastian_niegoh]

Yeah its not like something is hidden within the middle of the video

[@unclegardener]

Well, you have to appreciate that because we were recommended this before so many others. 😉

[@UniverseOfDreams]

Because someone finally saw the secret ending 😉

[@holm9832]

Took 9 years for someone to watch 5 hours and realize the joke

[@xwinghax]

i love relaxing to the portal radio theme for exactly five hours, nineteen minutes, and two seconds

[@jihi9376]

Are you okay

[@jakeb1010]

@@jihi9376 5:19:00 do it

[@MatthewLarson578]

scarier than anything this month, this is my first time seeing it

[@shoob7291]

Nice pfp

[@lordjaques4396]

My guu sound like a lawn mower

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

I have a pet cat, Lucy, who really loves to watch me play Portal. She would sit there for hours watching me solve the different puzzles. I noticed pretty recently that she seems to be afraid of flatulence, and last time she heard a loud fart, she collapsed. I took her to the vet, and, as it turns out, she has a weak heart. I'm currently helping her fall asleep tonight by playing her favorite song from Portal, the radio theme. It's currently at 5:18:55. I hope that she has a good night's sleep.

[@Someone-sq8im]

💀

[@Balls199]

💀

[@Sciencelover54]

💀

[@OddMan01]

💀

[@Bearmauler]

That's gonna be some high quality sleep

[@littensub]

I'm loving what I'm hearing. Just passing the 5 hour mark. Here's to 5 more of just this music!

[@elimanic7925]

:)

[@bonkers1917]

:)

[@HarriWasHere]

:)

[@brandoncoochiesmith]

:)

[@luizjrzanivan]

:)

[@mrkingpiglin358]

Currently listening to this good music for 5:18:45 now, I'm gonna show this to my parents. This music is gonna make their day!

[@roypelz1580]

WAIT NO

[@cmiller1515]

DONT DO IT!!

[@xtc3117]

DONT

[@DanielA-dr5om]

😨

[@corsomaximahu69]

We lost a hero.

[@_lollerics_]

I love how the loop is perfect and nothing abnormal happened at 5:19:00

[@arkaiyn6299]

I know right! d̮̙ͪ̅͌ͪ͞o͍̲̟̩ͤ̊̅̕n̡̝͖͈̹̖̒͌̑ͬt̴͈̼̹̄̆̏ ̢͙͖͖̖͓͖̱̣͌ͭ̊̐sͨ͏̗̯k̶̯̯̻͚̜̄̚ī͏̻̭͈p̤̗̥̗ͩ͗̒͋̀ ̸̮͎̘̘͖̃t̠͔͚̲̜͔͔̥͐̽̓̚̕o̪̭̣̼̓́̉͢ ̨͍̪̩̃͐͗̽5̤̤͔̣͙ͨ̔͡ ͈͕̺̱̖͔̂̊͌̕h̼͍̪͍ͮ̓ͪ̂́ǫ̬̣̤͕̲̦̼̟ͫͩu̦͚ͧ͐̄̐͠r̛̜̘͎̯͔̗̞̄ś̢̹̹̂̒ͧ ̛̹͇͕͌1̴̪̩͔̥́͑́9͉̲͓̦͙ͣ͌̇͆͢ͅ ̣̮͕̻̱̩̜ͧ̈ͪ̕m̙͚̬̜͊́i̫͔͛̋̀n̵̤͖͓̖̯̋͆͆͗ṳ̣̜͉̩͓̱̤͊ͥ͑͠t̶̖͎̝̓ͣe̢͈̤̫̟͒̓̇s̙̫͕̩̬͍͚ͬ͗ͬͯ͟

[@JoeSludge]

I haven’t seen this much denial since the tiananmen square massacre

[@sipscones]

I haven’t seen this much denial since the release of portal 2

[@lapzcro7542]

@@JoeSludge hmm blank comments is common now days

[@YeetBoi678]

Data leak: a man farding on 5:19:00 End of log

[@TimmyVRC]

This has been my alarm clock tone for the past 4 years and I have no plan on changing it any time soon

[@karenanthony6140]

You should sleep in for 5 more hours and 19 mins

[@tux1468]

I know this is funny and all, but it raises an insane idea: There might be something weird hidden in just about any long repetitive video, and nobody would ever know about it because nobody would watch through.

[@jayhouston1164]

Ima have to see about that and if I can find anything else like this I’m dead 😂

[@zer0_ta1ent24]

I've listened through 10 jours of X before

[@quagmire4469]

@@zer0_ta1ent24 gay

[@nwut]

@@zer0_ta1ent24 we dont care

[@sozony5585]

This is the plot of Fullmetal alchemist.

[@benholcomb8615]

Imagine watching the whole thing seriously and just coming across that

[@sneel9455]

@@dilkush_21 ok I won’t.

[@lutfiivi]

@@dilkush_21 alright then

[@Watrmeln]

Famous Last words: “Imma do some push ups”

[@prestonangel448]

*Proceeds to do sit ups*

[@Stonecargo21]

@@prestonangel448 that's what scares me most

[@znexis9309]

@@prestonangel448more like shit ups

[@kamikazer6484]

*PRPRPRPPFBBRBBPPRPRPPRPPP*

[@Quinn-pt4vj]

*proceeds to do shit-ups*

[@WangelHL2]

Currently animating in sfm. It is boring just doing it so I decided to put this on and it is great! I'm currently at 5:18:55 ready to finish up the sfm and am ready to listen to the rest of this amazing non interrupted 10 hour video! Much appreciated to the creator.

[@NaisiGacha]

uh oh

[@Looona_fan]

When can we see it?

[@OmicronGaming]

My friends and I are HUGE portal fans, so we’re going to play this song at our New Years party! The party starts at 6:42 pm, and we’ll be listening to our favorite music right through the new year!

[@Banteler]

lol

[@haderacho3918]

Can this be your next New Year’s Eve sync or what

[@damns]

5:18:55 listen to there its the best music ever

[@AlmondChocolateMilk]

He did the math

[@shutlap]

dont

[@gigachad1252]

Let’s be honest, Jarvis did this to us.

[@lukie7423]

repost randy on insta did this to me.

[@flamingstallion]

@@lukie7423 Not randy I just saw some random instagram meme

[@chillraven4226]

Yes

[@Ethboo]

@@lukie7423 me to screw Randy man

[@lukie7423]

@@Ethboo xD if only I didn't love his stupid ass page

[@koshkamatew]

I was doing a really huge project to this for about 4 hours, took a break for like a hour but forgot to turn it off and it's at 5 hours 17 minutes! I will leave this for my friend who will come here in like a minute for him to listen to it while he finishes the rest, hope he likes it! I will leave now but thanks for the amazing time!

[@nightyboyo]

Classic

[@Avery_Da_Man]

yes

[@bigfgreatsword]

He furt

[@ForkLefts]

Oh no

[@wahey6664]

Not very nice... lol jk, tell us what happens

[@red_dulge]

Came for the scene, stayed for the music. It's amusing how people still come back to this

[@mi77ch42]

It took me 5:18:30 to realize this is a more upbeat version of the song sang in the credits. I guess I’ll sit back and enjoy the rest of the loop now knowing this revelation.

[@youtubecat3809]

“T-Minus 30 seconds until launch.”

[@mozzarellasquared]

🦧

[@Mette_Bus]

What a nice song! I've listened to this for 5 hours and 18 minutes now, i can't wait to listen more!

[@kevinsimmermaker2074]

What comes next is crazy!!!

[@SimonePavano]

@@kevinsimmermaker2074 yessiiiiiiir

[@darksparrow-titan6209]

How did the session go?

[@Seb2021XD]

dont do it......

[@kievara]

Enjoy the next 45 minutes

[@azzengoat7242]

"Imma do dome push ups" *starts doing sit ups*

[@Alexander12276]

More like shit ups 😏

[@jacob1514]

@@Alexander12276 one of the best comments here

[@techdifics6639]

@@Alexander12276 XD

[@c4productions5959]

*Sharts pants to high hell*

[@SpiderMan1048]

@@Alexander12276 broooo

[@dabadee.]

"gonna do some pushups" *starts doing situps*

[@dongatello6969]

Shitups

[@Robloxian655]

Copied

[@dabadee.]

womp womp

[@Robloxian655]

@@dabadee. 😂

[@mr.monkey354]

Npc comment ​@@dabadee.

[@limezillaofficial]

I timed this right on New Years.

[@WheatleyGLaDOS]

Happy new year everyone!!!

[@Vermicom]

happycum

[@lazagna6969]

@@WheatleyGLaDOS i played this in the new discord youtube activity lmao

[@supercubflyersrcs]

Same

[@Cerialos]

as it should be

[@ItsGamein]

I wanna see a screenshot of the watch time analytics so badly

[@switchr_]

Same lmao

[@UTNONG]

“Sir.... What kind of tomfoolery is this?” What Jarvis would probably say

[@BOBOlauncher72]

You come from snap chat too?

[@ethanoody9186]

Your from…. That app

[@JohnBaskerville5197]

It’s all from Instagram

[@mans4791]

Randy

[@ethanwiebe4201]

Repostrandy

[@voxfoxclips8684]

I've been listening to this for the first time during my 9 to 5 shift at work and it's really helping with my groove! Management have stopped me at exactly 5:18:53 of my job to ask what's on my phone, tho, so once I'm in the office properly, I'll start playing it again for them to show what kind of stuff I listen to while working! I know they'll love it!

[@iKiwed]

I've talked with my boss and he agreed that the music is great as background music for our mini market. It's playing for over 5 hours and 18 minutes and so far people loved it! Looks like someone is going to get a prrrrrrromotion!!! : D

[@iKiwed]

Update: He fired me.

[@mattwezleyfrancisco9698]

@@iKiwed F

[@eggnog4266]

@@iKiwed Looks like somebody got fffffffffffired

[@JohnnyMartwell]

@@eggnog4266 ffffffffffarted

[@NoNameTaken117]

Top ten moments before disaster

[@UndiagnosedGarbage]

There's one if those "Jarvis do this specific thing" meme going around saying "Jarvis look up Portal Radio Loop 10 hours on KZbin and go to the 5:19:00 mark'. Found it like that.

[@NamedEdge]

Same

[@klmnkrstf9733]

Same

[@momentumgj6824]

Same

[@selftaughtsurgeon]

Same

[@chongo33333]

Same

[@37Dayzzz]

I like how the music starts to play again when the video is still going, and reverts back to the still image as if nothing even happened.

[@-Poka-]

Pinned, 7 hours ago.....?

[@ratmations8306]

@@-Poka- ikr

[@37Dayzzz]

@@-Poka- huh, neat.

[@-Poka-]

@@37Dayzzz Well Im just kind of curious how did it get pinned, Im not jealous ya know.

[@37Dayzzz]

@@-Poka- Yeah me too. All honesty the last pinned comment was explaining the cannon lore of the clip, interesting.

[@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler]

My toddler said he liked this song so I've put this 10 hour loop on a speaker right next to him to help him sleep. Im just sat in the next room over so if he wakes up and starts crying I can run in. I checked the time and he's been sleeping for 5 hours and 18 minutes now. Thank you so much for this loop, it's a lifesaver.

[@riley_621]

I love how the music comes back at a certain point like it was just a technical issue

[@someonelikeyou5867]

5:20:17

[@kweep1]

A quiet peaceful study for exactly 5:19:00 hours, and then I stopped. Thanks for the good music loop

[@garbage69]

n o

[@breathingispog4707]

My mom has always been really stressed as a single mother with a lot of work. I hope this video will make her relax more

[@DaniZeAlmighty]

She will be ready to do pushups

[@forgottenplace.8358]

LOL

[@wantyoursleep6701]

Show her 5:19:00

[@that_one_guy8821]

I've been looking for this video for years! Last time i found this gem i only made it to 5:18:55 i can't wait to listen to the rest!

[@khrisbro]

😶‍🌫️

[@MiloShibaInu04]

I’m a dmv worker and everyone’s a little anxious about the long waits, so I request this be put on the PA system to put everyone at ease, it started around 7 and it’s almost my 12 lunch break. I’m so glad I could work while listening to this

[@The_Keeper27]

Oh no

[@cheetah4791]

How long your break last

[@astra00700]

Oh no

[@epicamigo5395]

just make it closer to 5 hours 18 minutes

[@Sacknana]

listen to it during a 5 hour and 19 minute shift

[@daltonm6342]

The doctors said I can finally hear for the first time today after the surgery. They said that it shouldn't take longer than 5 hours and 18 minutes. I love portal so much and I'm too excited so I started this just when they put me under. They allowed this beautiful song to play through the operation so that I can hear what I've always wanted to hear my whole life. I CANT WAIT!!!

[@trentacion7603]

Oh my god 😭😭😭

[@solydsnek9647]

This one is my favorite.

[@arandomuser8120]

5:19:08

[@KylerMurrayGoat]

5:19:08 just plays I’m the middle of this surgery

[@void-grapes3091]

@@KylerMurrayGoat lol

[@CocoTheMii]

Surprisingly, according to KZbin, the most watched part of this video happens to be around 2:10:00. This is surprising for no particular reason, as there is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary that occurs at this or any other point in the video.

[@asdawasda]

That's really weird ngl

[@sentric_]

Why wouldn't it be? It's just some portal radio loop, not like something special happens later

[@CocoTheMii]

@@sentric_ Exactly. It's just the Portal radio loop. There is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary to be seen. At no point in the video does anything appear other than the Portal radio loop.

[@ractheraccoon]

glad i'm not the only one that noticed that

[@AoiTheIdolLover]

@@sentric_ imagine if there was a guy farting or something lol that would be weird, but what are the chances?

[@PrestonGarvey4President]

I've been playing this for the past 5 hours at work and I am so happy that it decided to happen directly after I locked the doors