Portal's 'Still Alive' Played by Fiber Laser

[@mitsu5727]

The fact that it made the apature science logo in the end made it 10× better

[@NyanMinez]

Carlos Castillo *aperture

[@mimiqqkirisame]

YuushiCat *Apeture

[@arcalranem]

PsychEspeon The Great No, it is Aperture.

[@convection20]

Carlos Castillo *Apehchure

[@illustriousmonster]

이뭐병 *Aperature

[@pcsecuritychannel]

Needless to say: *This was a triumph.*

[@user-lf1sp9dz6i]

I applaud

[@esamarie8986]

im making a note here:huge success

[@bloodcake8602]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[@jmiguel2567]

Aperture Science: ''We do what we must because we can''

[@oliviapg]

For the good of all of us

[@AstralDragoon]

This is the appropriate application for this level of technology.

[@bad-xtian7773]

yes

[@festethephule7553]

Science isn't about why. It's about, why not!

[@BrokensoulRider]

Hey. It's still cool. So yes, yes it is.

[@brodypullishy932]

Yes!

[@xd1712]

2012: Portal (Still Alive) played by Fiber Laser 2030: Portal (Still Alive) played by Nuclear Reactor

[@MineNAdventurer]

Cunter-Terrorist CS:GO 2150 Portal 'Still Alive' Played by an alien's cold fusion reactor

[@phantomendgamer]

And instead of a fan going in the background, there's sirens and people running everywhere XDDD

[@Terachud]

2230: portal's "still alive played by a bush. Lets just say its rather quiet.

[@bencarter9793]

9999: portals still alive played by bouncy balls

[@donald_doe]

If earth could survive that long .-.

[@NyanSten]

This is no regular laser. It's the Aperture Science Thermal Discouragement Beam.

[@jaegermcdrinkington2945]

Aka the Aperture STD Beam

[@buildbanner7976]

IM DEAD

[@neoxp321]

+Buildbanner No you've been thermally discouraged

[@IvanDoesGameing]

lol

[@zane49er51]

And I'm still alive.

[@TornusageBladestorm]

I have no idea why this was recommended to me, but I'm glad it was!

[@vitorlima9383]

GLaD

[@Connor_Baldczus]

+Kai der Ts-Brecher [KTM-GANG-Videos] KTM Gang xD ach du Kacke

[@kaivirin]

Same here :P

[@Chakora]

Same

[@NommyMcNomms]

same

[@SIGBizzle]

That was even more incredible when I saw that it was carving the Aperture Science logo XD

[@pharma9149]

wizardry

[@randomstranger_3]

sciencery

[@kawaii7810]

Mind fuckery

[@RetroPlus]

Fantastic!

[@AnoyingGamersNL]

Bloody marvelous!

[@bellsTheorem1138]

It really nailed the guitar part.

[@Marxeru]

That wasn't the laser.

[@bellsTheorem1138]

Hyper Sound that was a joke. Lol

[@Marxeru]

Oh. Ok lol I was just making sure.

[@zrock8348]

get b8ed

[@santiagovidal4497]

"That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!"

[@Spectre124]

At first I thought it was going to be a cake, but that was a lie.

[@colonelcoover]

funny

[@chrisbadiou1407]

+Ethan Rice It actually is funny.

[@silverxsnake2149]

GIVE THSI MAN MORE LIKES!

[@MrTheRuffles]

you mean it was a-lie-ve

[@OpalSilkMoth]

what? that was a horrible pun o.x

[@megasean3000]

Science isn't about why! It's about why *NOT*?!

[@Mr_Doodleydoo]

WHY NOT?!

[@theamazedmaze4826]

why NOT marry safe science if it's so good?

[@kizuna2225]

Because if you want to make something cool then you have to be like "why the fuck not" and jump head first into danger! Everyone knows that dangerous stuff is fun. :D

[@vixen_9962]

Because Science is a free, independent woman and we as meer mortals cannot tame her

[@splintermrx61]

Then tell me if its ethical to start trying to create human animal chimeras? Take an animal, splice it with some human dna, and watch it grow as a disgusting mutant that cant survive out of a test tube.

[@Muzzle1300]

This machine has a soul

[@skull3095]

Mr. Muzzle this is GLaDOS prototype

[@dinolover8558]

*All machines have souls*

[@kazumablackwing4270]

*Does this unit....have a soul?*

[@goose6360]

@@kazumablackwing4270 legion did nothing wrong

[@augustussantos]

@@goose6360 All hail Ceaser and his mighty legion!!!

[@JagoFlamingo]

Now, you're thinking with lasers.

[@epicalworlds2775]

*lol*

[@simplecyan9541]

Yes

[@snazzymask9620]

Lol

[@straythrawn7861]

that's a good one

[@rudrasingh6354]

You mean "Aperture Science Thermal Discouragement beams"

[@zJoriz]

Imagine some alien species from another galaxy scanning the universe for advanced civilizations, picking up this youtube vid. "Well commander, the good news is they're using laser technology..."

[@if3660]

"I believe that they are using their technology to send their symbol of peace."

[@ajavisk]

"And the bad news, they are playing some type of music on it"

[@ttracs]

Ruslan Sokolov ...

[@brokengamer183]

"it seems to be about murder for science we found a death world it seems"

[@reneethespicelord4374]

what do you do when you have a very expensive laser machine. this

[@Zerosyte]

exactly

[@reneethespicelord4374]

I mean yeah you could cure diseases, but fuck that. IMMA MAKE MUSIC

[@NotMoreZombies]

I don't think that particular laser is suited to curing diseases, unless you've got a gangrene infection and your arm needs to come off.

[@reneethespicelord4374]

NotMoreZombies he, you never know

[@sirmaxeer6909]

People who think that they must invest everything they have for the good of something are fucking morons

[@earnybyrney]

i read this wrong and thought that portal the game was going to be played by a fiber laser

[@UncleChubbz]

Silly Noises haha

[@fabian6514.cr3]

Silly Noises Me too!

[@jacquelinesaunders4023]

Silly Noises Also known as 'burning your computer'.

[@central_core8178]

Jacqueline Saunders lol

[@sycration]

beee beee. beee (places blue portal) booo booo booo

[@jmvicente820]

Person: so what instrument do you play Me: it's a bit complicated

[@omarasfari4974]

Born too late to explore the world Born too soon to explore the universe Born just in time to watch a laser play "Still Alive". Fucking beautiful

[@sab3645]

Yeah that sums up this lifespan perfectly.

[@Roflcopter4b]

+Omar Asfari Luckily for you, you can sleep easier knowing that we will never explore the universe. Science fiction is interesting and fun, but in the real world, we will simply never exceed the speed of light. Ever.

[@videogameguitar-matt]

+Roflcopter4b The most unscientific thing ever said. People who think like you once said the same of a million other things. We already know in theory it's potentially possible to move much much faster than the speed of light, the question is how long will it be before we know definitively if we can ever achieve it as a species or if we can't ever create a system where we can harness the ability to do it. It's completely unscientific to say "never ever" regarding something that already has a couple of models that DON'T break the laws of physics to achieve it.

[@Roflcopter4b]

VideogameGuitarist lolno. I have no idea why you think this but you are completely wrong. It doesn't even have to do with exceeding the speed of light. Speed doesn't work like that. There is no such thing as "faster" than the speed of light, that's just a completely nonsensical concept. That's like trying to talk about "before" the big bang. There is no before the big bang because time came into existence in the big bang, and likewise there is no faster than light because speed does not work that way, you can't even BEGIN to start to even slightly catch up to the speed of light, light always travels away from you at the speed of light no matter how fast you try to go to catch it. Also it is not unscientific to say never never. I know to a pretty damn high level of certainty that my lamp will never transfigure itself into a dog. I feel confident in saying that will never, ever happen. Likewise we know to JUST AS HIGH a level of certainty that the speed of light is fundamentally impossible to exceed.

[@videogameguitar-matt]

Roflcopter4b No, you're wrong. You speak of the big bang, may i ask how fast the space was moving after the creation of the big bang? Look it up, you'll find it's SIGNIFICANTLY faster than the speed of light. You're mind is stuck in the vacuum. The space itself is not bound by the same laws of what's inside it. Look up the Alcubierre model. It proves you're wrong. Nothing can travel faster than light INSIDE the vacuum, light has no choice but to move at the speed of light because it has no mass. Perhaps watch Lawrence Krauus, one of the greatest living physicists speak on the subject. I'm not sure why you think there aren't models that haven't shown to be theoretically sound despite allowing for faster movement between different spaces but you need to do some research on it, you'll find there is more to it than simply "nothing moves faster than light". The irony is when "nothing" = "space" then it really does move faster than light under the right conditions. Also it IS scientifically inaccurate to say your lamp won't turn into a dog, we can both know it won't but you don't get to apply that to fields you don't understand. They are not comparable in any way. That's why we call gravity a "theory" despite people not willing to jump off buildings to test it. Nothing in science is 100%. Thinking in those terms is unscientific. It leads to poor conclusions, evidenced by you saying it is impossible to move faster than light, despite you now knowing that's a false statement when referring to the space itself.

[@rayota260]

that laser has better vocals than jacob sartorious

[@dazeddamien5625]

Dude, EVERYTHING has better vocals than Jacob Sartorius.

[@vbeis0]

if you said it wouldn't have better vocals than him, that's be the worst insult ever!

[@rayota260]

Lukas Cohen i mean, my coke can probably has better vocals then him.

[@vbeis0]

no surprise

[@DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii]

+BobbyJoe Games, Before you say that *EVERYTHING has better vocals than Jacob Sartorius* come take a look at my channel.

[@DHeaco7]

The song was cool enough. But to get the lasers to print an Aperture logo as well? Pure genius.

[@shinipi]

Yea the code for the song prints a logo

[@shinipi]

***** That could be true but I remeber at one point people found code that made the logo but your probley right

[@dangerouscheese2680]

Sounds like my Nokia is having a mental breakdown.

[@dvbxdhtyseb4851]

@@nithin8011 no same account with same person

[@Luna-wg6vt]

feels so long since ive seen anything about portal

[@superbanananinja]

Well this was posted in 2012

[@couchpotato2128]

lol what you on about its 4 year old video, but its weird that old videos are popping up in my recommendation box, i guess they've run out of things to recommend me when i hit "not interested" on leafyishere, scarce (any other shitty roast and "news" channels), and dan and phil videos

[@CMSonYT]

wait. valve made GAEMS?!

[@CMSonYT]

***** wwe don't speak....of the ancient times

[@DanieleGiorgino]

Hundreds of hours of video uploaded every minute and they recommend 3 year old videos.

[@meepster554]

we've seen lightning music, we've seen classical music, we've seen dubstep and even electric BUT NOW WE DOING IT WITH MOTHA FUCKIN LASERS!

[@flawlesspiner1674]

lightning music...?

[@Zieekel]

fockin laser sights

[@PneumaticFrog]

There's also floppy disk music

[@meepster554]

PneumaticFrog true

[@w-wolf-gmr2334]

i'ma fire'n mai lazars

[@katteeem]

Now this is the metal i like

[@moviemaker2011z]

ha! i get it. very well done.

[@youluvana]

is your avatar that girl with explosion magic? I don't remember the name nor the name of the show.

[@hazyspark2387]

+youluvana konosuba

[@youluvana]

Axelblazerod Gaming fireball yea :) very funny show.

[@pepe_felipe]

metals?

[@PapaHepatitis7170]

a young me watched this, and wondered what portal was, and thats when I discovered a company thats games would change my life forever

[@lethean1757]

i was play portal in middle school now im a physicist (actually not bcs portal but whatever i love portal)

[@NijikaAirConditioner]

Why did this make me almost cry

[@balazsjanosdominko5603]

Valve, not that one on your pipe, this Valve

[@anandsuralkar2947]

@@lethean1757 lol nice

[@mimique_key]

Genius experiment for an awesome song from an unforgettable game !

[@smokethebear8835]

Significantly exaggerated use of long words!

[@mimique_key]

Hyperbola for live.

[@SkyGameZZZZ]

SitronVert agreed

[@ignismaniaco9935]

Ya give a nerd a laser, he turns it into an instrument.

[@SmileytheSmile]

Or he dresses up as a stormtrooper and shoots people.

[@ignismaniaco9935]

Smiley the Smile , Both are moderately satisfying.

[@requiemlestatDrunkVR]

Smiley the Smile "Shoots AT people." A Stormtrooper has never hit its target.

[@SmileyFace08121996]

Steve Hopkins Except sand people on Tatooine, rebel troops on the Tantive IV and on Hoth and Ewoks on Endor. They are the Empires elite and they miss if they're told to, like in the Death Star.

[@sev2122]

SmileyFace08121996 you ruin jokes we don't like your kind

[@goji253]

Seriously, though, humans can be absolutely brilliant. I mean, this guy, out of boredom, set up a bloody laser to play the entire song "still alive" (think about how hard it would be to even figure out the notes with a laser) and then set up the whole thing to also make the Aperture logo AT THE SAME TIME. The level of thought and creativity, work, and dedication that must have gone into this completely blows my mind. And all of this effort just because you're bored? This is fantastic

[@gamewarrior9107]

PlayingGoji its because the song makes an image if you run it through certain devices

[@vincikeeper1581]

i am pride of some people ... and disappointed in other people

[@Darth_Bateman]

This song is literally made of pure mathematics. . . . . .Yo . . .

[@Vlek]

@@kellymountain one does not cringe at portal you plebian mongeltoid of the third order

[@Timeward76]

This is basically how the mars rover sings happy birthday to itself, too

[@hugono3938]

Videogamer256 the overussed term of cringe shall not be applied to this three year old comment

[@chloe_gospinny]

@@Vlek wow

[@pixlpuk3]

Was this a reference to Jesse from the famous show the breaking of devious individuals

[@command5613]

I need Portal 3. Now ...

[@drzoidbergchannel8085]

Valve never release the third serie of a game. Still waiting Half-Life 3

[@ZoofyZoof]

Making people think a half life 3 was gonna happen, was a complete mistake. Thats why a half-life 3 hasn't been made. They don't intend on ever making a third one.

[@nytelife26]

+zoofy zoof yeah... It wouldn't make sense to make a third. It's called half life, and conviniently you can't have three halfs in a whole. Maybe Valve made the series just as one big pun

[@hystericslite5792]

NightcoreXRAGE Actually a half-life is the time required for a radioactive atom to undergo decay, also half life the phrase means unsatisfactory way of living. The half life series isn't about actual halves but I see what you mean.

[@nytelife26]

ToXicity yticiXoT I know it's not about halves but I thought that was a little convinient

[@araulius2132]

Meanwhile, the dvd player sits unappreciated for doing the same thing... playing music with a laser.

[@seddiwy]

I'd say the mechanics are a liiiittle different.

[@Roderick4057]

Yeah But the DVD or the playera does nt make the sound, the speaker does.

[@zacross8504]

It just reads it not plays it

[@Nor-ye5ln]

But this is a FIBER laser

[@leodebatin2667]

Garrett Gregory and this makes a picture

[@dandilus8024]

Half way though I realized it was making the aperture science logo

[@mikaylamahood2046]

SPOILER ALERT

[@bruhmoment4983]

If you've been watching it for three years then spoiler alert it is going to make one

[@phoenixj5785]

As did i

[@noobethgamingtonthethird]

half life

[@incendium2239]

I like how it made the aperture logo

[@CharaChocolateButtercup]

Same

[@amelia02004]

It's the standard for later still alive. EDIT: I mean lazer not later

[@randomstranger_3]

So cool. Aperture logo being carved out while music is playing. Incredible. Simply fascinating.

[@roguedoge2479]

*T E C H N O L O G Y*

[@normalman6078]

woah technology

[@Fipsyylmao]

Rogue Doge *S* *C* *I* *E* *N* *C* *E*

[@mauriciomorais7818]

*D E L I C I O U S*

[@ryanwalsh5019]

Ahh!

[@_12k70]

i like trains

[@MrGreglego]

This is probably the most portal rendition of the song

[@MarkosDantes]

nice to know i wasnt the only one who thought that, GLaDOS would approve of a *laser* being used to play her song

[@notachannle]

It is not in tune or in time. Pretty awesome video, but not the best or most aperture science like.

[@notachannle]

***** Why?

[@professorracc.9780]

It's pronounced 'm8'

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

Great stuff mate. For something that was never meant to make music, that's pretty damn good

[@waterlubber]

This is a test about deadly lasers and how music interacts when locked in a room with deadly lasers.

[@DaVince21]

Holy shit, now I wonder if it wasn't any kind of reference to this.

[@xxKILLERIMPxx]

+WorkadayElk 7956 how stupid does one feel a week after writing such crap? " "WorkadayElk 7956 +waterlubber Portal 2...."

[@DaVince21]

Killer Imp Great post would read again 11/10

[@rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039]

the tests were quite conclusive.

[@asawaggoner3923]

+waterlubber Post of the year if not century.

[@WeAreTheInsurgents]

Me at the beginning: Wouldn't it be cool if the lasers actually made a cool picture? Me in the middle: No way... Is it actually doing what I think it's doing? Me at the end: Omg

[@ChozoSR388]

I had the same exact train of thought XD

[@DrymouthCWW]

+ChozoSR388 everyone did

[@jphizack9729]

So you're saying you didn't notice the AS logo half done in the thumbnail before you clicked?

[@ChozoSR388]

J Phizack While I applaud your keen eye, all I saw was the fact that it was Still Alive played on a laser. Pretty much all I needed to know at the time. Not everyone scrutinizes the thumbnail before clicking on a video.

[@callumkenny5147]

Seconded, I didn't notice the thumbnail either.

[@harasen_haras5]

This was exciting at the beginning, and when I saw, that it'd form the logo, it quickly got a whole lot more excitement to it.

[@the_real_Kurt_Yarish]

>cuts logo out >inserts into disc drive >portal 3 downloads >mfw

[@balazsjanosdominko5603]

Imagine if this was an actual code to the third part and maybe Valve is hiding the third games from us in secret in steam, maybe this explains the steam updates where we can't find any difference, those updates maybe means that a games part 3 released and hided from us, and maybe we can discover it by cutting the logo out with laser while playing its most known song of the game by the laser, it all makes sense now

[@shadybandit7]

@@balazsjanosdominko5603 actual make sense

[@factcore7574]

@@balazsjanosdominko5603 No we all know why portal 3 will never release. Valve just hates the number *REDACTED*

[@nathan122009]

Now you're thinking with lasers

[@central_core8178]

Dun dun dun!

[@Impulseka]

Nice. xD

[@billcipher147]

That was genius.

[@IHaveBadWiFiBro]

HE MADE THE LOGO OMG WHAT

[@samcarsonx]

The really loud sound of the machine in the background of the song sounds like a crowd cheering for the laser lol

[@skumpkin5191]

Cannot unhear....

[@lyrichardesty-rice1938]

KILL IT WITH FIRE! (crowd roars)

[@robocup357]

Lol I thought that was edited in to sound like a cheering crowd lol

[@maradupras7278]

This is actually an unironically good song. Both the original and this version.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

It's a bit unsynchronized though

[@kurubyy]

Adriano Arne-Ritz dude it’s still alive and played on a fiber laser are you really complaining

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@kurubyy I know you're going to hit me with a "You do it then, if you're so clever" comment, but it is what it is. Still Alive on a fiber laser, cool. Unsychronized with the song, not cool

[@kurubyy]

Adriano Arne-Ritz It wasn’t even that unsynchronized though. I only heard it 2 times. Damn, I guess there’s always picky people.

[@kurubyy]

@@jotsa Did you respond to the wrong person? I’m the person saying what you’re saying

[@mijatkontic6292]

This gave me chills like this song itself is so emotional to me ;-; Seeing it real time gave me a huge nostalgia blow, as I said before, it gave me chills, really miss portal *^*

[@assukka]

It gave me the chills too! :D

[@vnz3104]

Mijat Kontic if you miss it then fucking play it lmao

[@Ryrynz2000]

Chills? I had tears.

[@tetotetotetotetotetotetoteto]

You don't have to miss it. Single player games don't really die. This is also one of my favorite songs. Probably my favorite.

[@zippityzbrake]

When nerds get funding

[@felipejaquez8832]

At least it will amount to something more than throwing a ball.

[@zippityzbrake]

Felipe Jaquez HAHAHA

[@felipejaquez8832]

RandomdeathDesigns​ Is that sarcasm or you'r caveman voice talking i really cannot tell.

[@zippityzbrake]

Felipe Jaquez you're* and its both

[@felipejaquez8832]

+RandomdeathDesigns What you're is you are so by you'r knowledge my sentence would be "You are caveman voice" Logic

[@CptFreemanC17]

the fact each program step is lyrics to the song makes me giggle

[@mhp9868]

I like these kinds of people.

[@Joreus]

As soon as it zoomed back out to the plate at 1:20 I started clapping with a huge smile on my face because you immediately realize what you're actually engraving. Perfect.

[@marvin5892]

:/

[@Joreus]

G L a D O S Awkward.....

[@marvin5892]

Joreus neurotoxin?

[@PJKhamis]

It must've taken ages to program in the tune, let alone the Aperture logo.

[@Sebastian-ks4sk]

Ikr

[@Sednas]

I can barely even draw the logo... Nevermind affording this expensive machinery...

[@kimberlyhong5782]

That must took a long time to program...

[@alastairward2774]

Yeah but nerds, amirite?! Joking, nice little video.

[@raengraves5760]

I just wish it was in tune, you know?

[@Typhl0sion]

all you people saying how this is "off tune" or "fast/slow" or something - ITS A F**KING FIBER LASER! ITS AMAZING THAT YOU CAN EVEN MAKE MUSIC WITH IT!

[@fredjones2]

Agreed. It almost seems impossible to have made a tune that resembles anything with a laser.

[@ScubaMiner25]

I KNOW WHO CARES IF ITS OUT OF TUNE, I TELL PEOPLE: YOU TRY USING A LASER THAT IS MAKING MUSIC AND CARVING A LOGO...

[@AlyPatsy]

So I’m here on behalf of EddsWorld. I was looking back on the channel and I saw his favorites playlist. Back in 2012 was when I first found out about portal 2, I saw the commercials and I was so engrossed in the concept that I’d look it up on KZbin and listen to the soundtrack. One of my favorites was ROBOTS FTW. I was listening to the song one day when I found an edit of an asdf movie skit with the song in the background., and that’s how I found asdfmovie, and then later found EddsWorld. I loved the humor and the characters so much and it gave so much inspiration, that someone could just draw themselves going on silly adventures with their friends and it’d be fun to watch!.. that would also be the year Edd Gould had passed.. asdfmovie, portal and EddsWorld would be ways of how I connected to others in middle school, helping me learn to be closer to others that like something similar... years later and now I’m just sitting here with my boyfriend, watching old EddsWorld cartoons, when I see Edds old Favorites playlist. Of course, the last few were favorited by the EddsWorld Legacy Team.. but the last video that wasn’t privated was this one...2012... kind of brought it full circle for me... the fact that this game and this show could fuel my love for so many things and bring me close to so many people... even if some of those people are out of my life now, I’ll still cherish the memories I has with them

[@zip5767]

This comment deserves more credit

[@Supware]

0:13 safety is number 1 priority

[@shanecerna6026]

That's hilarious, I get the reference 😂😂

[@unlivedbeast685]

Sup XD

[@SmileytheSmile]

He wasn't safe at all! HE DIDN'T HAVE A SEAT BELT ON!

[@petersaburov8022]

crazy Russian hacker

[@ovrbi]

Smiley the Smile AND HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY AIRBAGS AROUND!

[@rubynights3]

That lil laser is talented.

[@PugLords]

Because everyone casually has a fiber laser in their house.

[@dumbestcolt6928]

Pug Lords that makes music

[@Angel99847]

You don't ?

[@yelwessseyam3817]

pug stands for problem understanding gravity hahaha

[@PugLords]

Henry Baehr Anytime, pal. Wanna go for a cup of tea?

[@SmileytheSmile]

I have three.

[@justink4534]

2012: Portal (Still Alive) played by Fiber Laser 2017: Portal (Still Alive) played by The Floppotron (aka. Celebrating Portal's 10th Birthday)

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

When engineers get bored. Very cool and creative video my man.

[@roflsirofthelawl216]

Lasers... The purest form of Techno

[@kualajdm]

Minimal Techno

[@89pudel]

i think GLaDOS is proud of you

[@StylishBuffalo]

Yeah she's probably pretty GLAD he did this

[@89pudel]

+Stylish Buffalo hahaha xD

[@HairFIip]

Needs more promises of cake.

[@flawlesspiner1674]

+Stylish Buffalo *GLaD

[@DoctorYoda2]

+Photonic Jet fuel can't melt old memes

[@babythorgaming2166]

One of my favorite videos on the internet. Idk why the algorithm fed it to me in 2023 but I'm not complaining.

[@pres_ion]

This is from 2012 and all the comments are from a few hours ago, why is youtube recommending this? It's good, but why?

[@ryanwalsh5019]

Wave 3 inbound

[@fordsquared537]

IneStine Operation: Hidden Gem Recommendation is a go

[@pikipiki8725]

Wave 4.....

[@sunnyshad0w308]

algorithm

[@Fur4all]

Science is not about *“Why”*, It's about *“Why Not”*

[@mrredeyes7021]

I have no words for this it's too cool

[@cadetri9716]

the future of the tattoo. you get a cool tattoo and a song to go with it. take my money

[@Pandadox]

And scream out in pain as a fucking laser burns your skin.

[@mahe4]

SirTeddy Ill little kids shouldn't be on youtube alone :P

[@mahe4]

SirTeddy Ill do you have any idea, how many non PG videos are on youtube? no it can't be easily avoided.

[@mahe4]

SirTeddy Ill good luck with that. the internet is full of filth

[@mahe4]

SirTeddy Ill to know wether a video is bad, you have to watch it to a point where it gets bad. so you can only stop the video when it's done. same as in the comments. unless you know the future, but then you can prevent reading bad comments the same way.

[@MrBubuStation]

"now this point of data make a beautiful line" sums up the video quite good

[@zoingy101]

To all the people saying "It's so out of tune!" I have one thing to say to you. YOU TRY PLAYING A SONG WITH A F***ING LASER! AND CARVING THE APERTURE LOGO IN A PIECE OF METAL AT THE SAME TIME WITH SAID LASER! When you can do this contact me and show me, then you can whinge about the tune of this video all you want. Mmkay? Mmkay.

[@miguelonfiddle]

Mmkay. I'll contact you when I'm dead. But will you be STILL ALIVE?! HAHAH I MADE A FUNNY PUN. GET IT STILL ALIVE?! ISNT THIS FUNNY?! DONT YOU THINK IM HILARIOUS?! IM NOT DELUSIONAL. YOURE DELUSIONAL! HECK, WE'RE ALL DELUSIONAL! the cake is a lie

[@cameronprosic9575]

Lezland get out. Kidding.

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Well, just make it tuned is easy. Just spend a few million dollars on a machine that goes EXACTLY at the speed you asked and get your calculations right about the frequncies.

[@AztaTheGreat]

In some parts its slightly out of tune but u still know what is playing( if u played portal)

[@Edward256]

baciccin vattene a cà Well, if it is that easy, why haven't you gotten one and done it?

[@MrRadikalRad]

OH MY GOSH ITS EVEN MAKING THE APERTURE SCIENCE LOGO!!!!!! :D

[@mereditholiphant6044]

I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@Shure_Lock]

YEAH

[@jif_5508]

Its a Fiber Laser, most come with a software to allow you to make images with them

[@saraha180]

OMG spoiler alert. _gosh_ ;-)

[@sonicfind]

I mean... the thumbnail clearly shows it so....

[@butterturtle56]

I cried during this, the high pitch notes were to much

[@colly9888]

HantalGazi_Alt hahaha very funny and original except that I'm not impressed nor laughing

[@northwind2748]

Clorox bleach WTF? Dude, are you THAT sensitive?

[@Emteon]

Clorox bleach too*

[@RubbiDuckiLuci]

Dean Shaw The "death" part was implied. Adding that to the comment would have been redundant.

[@deanshaw6588]

seriously your comment was redundant but can't tell a troll anything these days oh well i give up trying *bangs head against brick wall*

[@karmesteymusic]

When I realised it was the aperture science logo, I was sincerely impressed.

[@NotASpyReally]

When you're dying, that fiber laser will be still alive.

[@alttiantila]

Why am I watching a fucking laser making music

[@antoniobutler3947]

because why not

[@dantewhingates4300]

Because *fuck* being productive

[@Dogman_35]

Because it's fucking cool.

[@GeraltORivia]

Because it's awesome.

[@stickstak6193]

+Dogman_35 Because he just said lol?

[@Keegzkegel]

"I appreciate the amount of time that went into this. But get back to work" - Boss probably

[@St4nd4rd08]

Me: Im gonna go to sleep early today Me at 3 am:

[@Klokkwork]

Best use of a Thermal Discouragement Beam I've ever seen. Well done.

[@MajesticDeathray]

>Laser Enable >Turn Key OH FUCK MAN IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL

[@jellooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

It already did 2015 years in the future ago :(

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

DaDumDood "2015 years in the future ago", that sentence made no sense whatsoever!

[@nohandlesplease]

RED Soldier HELLO AGAIN! I think it means 2015 years in the future this occurred slightly before then.

[@starghezer3602]

2015, 'coar, that takes me back...

[@electrifiedHedgehog]

ITS RUNNING WINDOWS! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! (Have you tried turning it off and on again?)

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

This makes me so happy. One day I'll put this song on repeat and just go to bed forever. Seriously, this is my title song.

[@-Juney-]

“This next test involves deadly lasers, and how test subjects react to being put in a room with deadly lasers.”

[@jamesevans6332]

"We're going to have fun - with science!"

[@Omnishredder]

+Zane Roote (#thefloppydisk) have a nice respawn *BLAM!*

[@japain8395]

"This next test contains musical lasers,and how youtubers react with musical lasers"

[@rjc0234]

what amazes me is it actually engreaved the aperture science logo.

[@AhBobby]

You're a beast for this. Good job man.

[@youmukonpaku916]

I must say... the idea to play music with a fiber laser is pretty.... BRIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... Fuck you I'm funny.

[@CadillacDeVilledElegance]

Get out Barbra.

[@ThunderDraws]

badum tss

[@SpeedySPCFan]

I'm not even mad because your avatar is great.

[@Assultmaster1]

BADDUM TSSSSS M90, UR JKS R 2SPOOKY5ME

[@amirulaiman6239]

anime sucks

[@rarutab]

And that is why a company invested maybe millions in a device with killer lazers. So that you can play 2bit music

[@bcharles1009]

Hm, a 12,000$ fiber laser ad came up after this was over. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[@WangleLine]

I'm so happy I stumbled onto this again. I remember loving the two fiber laser covers a lot as a kid

[@Zsnakeoo]

1. Buy an industrial laser 2. Make music with it Next time we will see how to cook with a particule accelerator!

[@kyle95smile79]

Will it blend?

[@MrAppleSalad]

Ludovic Pasqualini "Welcome back to COOKING WITH CERN! in this episode we will be making a delicious egg and cheese sandwich!" I would so watch that show.

[@Gribbo9999]

Ludovic Pasqualini What every DisCERNing chef should have. The particule(sic) omelettes are absolutely 5 -Sigma.

[@RafaLepo1996]

Ludovic Pasqualini Music with hard drives, Floppy disks, lasers... Anything else? This is amazing

[@AlexLesTests]

Rafael Dávila Techera I did CD-ROM drives

[@arthurclery5731]

I like this heavy metal version

[@spazzmaticus9086]

lmao

[@johndoughboy2431]

i mean, it's not a precious metal, but i wouldn't personally call it heavy. though being a heavy metal is very loosely defined, and has many different proposed definitions

[@arthurclery5731]

John Doughboy That occurred to me when I wrote this but just saying metal wouldn't have been as good a joke

[@dolanduck4380]

Eyyy lmao

[@andreisegal5223]

And I'll be still alive

[@xDanishGamerz]

That Fiber Laser is the most adorable lead singer ever.

[@Chexbi]

I remember watching my older brother play Portal 1 (as well as 2 when it came out) when I was little and I remember him excitedly showing me this video on his phone when I was around 10, he moved a bit far from where I live so I don't get to see him often but seeing this video brings me joy, thank you so much for making it ^^

[@Crypt1cmyst1c]

I've seen people do similar things with floppy drives. trick is mapping the different frequencies the device can make, by changing ratation, power or whatever, then mapping them to notes in a midi controller, and playing a midi controller on it. or, in this case, having it output at a certain frequency for a certain amount of time. this would be more work, because alongside mapping the frequencies, he also made it draw something, which means each note is going to make a certain length line somewhere, and he had to figure out where to get it to draw each line so they all ended up the correct lengths in the right place. well done.

[@eantropix]

Someone give this guy a medal

[@Xerkrosis]

Arthur Viana He got the aperture logo. That tops every medal.

[@KrystaKream]

Xerkrosis ikr i want 1

[@richfiles]

+Arthur Viana He made his own.

[@Draganox25]

+Arthur Viana haha fat chance

[@tryzmsotryll]

+Draganox25 what does Black Mesa have to do with that?

[@hencrazy]

>directly modulating a laser [muffled screaming of fibernet engineers in the background]

[@TheLinkoln18]

Brought a tear to my eye, thank you.

[@sonja3204]

TheLinkoln18 How much did it cost?

[@TheLinkoln18]

The Slow-mo Girl Thank-you going to thank autocorrect, and my inability to proof read before posting, thank you again.

[@pegasus4781]

It even burnt out the logo for Aperture science, now that's just showing off. Top marks good sir

[@oscartaylor8530]

well guess who has to go play portal again

[@crimsonchin1496]

Who?

[@RS250Squid]

Jeff Goldblum!

[@drdingaling]

Nicolas Cage?

[@Kleptar1]

Duh. It's Tom Cruise, obviously.

[@branden528]

QuantumCheese your mom now shut up please

[@JoshBattershell]

Why is this video getting so popular all of a sudden again?

[@lumioxys9898]

I have no fucking idea but all the comments are pretty recent

[@adrianovicenti1054]

It's really weird that this happens now.

[@lumioxys9898]

Yea especially for how old this video is. I think it cause now more places are getting more technology to work with and people want to see things they could potentially do with it. Example my school just got a laser ingraver and a 3D printer and something else but I forget what it's called and I've researched a lot on them since I was introduced to them

[@j102srf]

Someone posted in on reddit

[@xbon1]

well it appeared in my recommended so I looked at it?

[@clawedmoss9030]

It took about 7 and a half years to find this, but my god. THIS IS AMAZING. Bout half way i recognised the aperture logo being made and it just made this way better.

[@muratveli]

Can you cut a cake with that laser?

[@badcatalex]

Yes.

[@damasterofskitsees]

Get it? Cake?

[@RTomassi]

+Da MasterofSkiTsees It's a lie anyway...

[@Purplefox93]

+Rollo Tomasi true

[@jjwarner9419]

It would probably disintegrate.

[@spinningninja2]

This was one of the most fantastic things I've ever seen

[@therudestofclouds2007]

almost as good as "amalgam" played with old floppy drives

[@creap32]

omg this totally melted me away, SQUEEEK SQUEEEEK SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEK /tries to communicate

[@MrRaindog]

I'm such a geek this gave me tears in my eyes. And when I realized that you were burning the Apature Science logo into that sheet of metal I had the biggest smile. Thanks for the video. Great work.