Portal - still alive (High Quality sound) with lyrics!

The epic song from the game Portal made by Valve. Make comments and like the video.
My first video, it was made with an ancient technology called Movie Maker :)
Lyrics:
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive

[@vaati5117]

I just love how passive agressive she is

[@zarrowthehorse]

and sarcastic

[@BabyL3mur]

iM bEinG sOo sinCerE rigHt nOw

[@ultrainstinctsongoku6372]

I'm sure you do....

[@GLW675]

Just like mom used to be

[@glados3198]

Passive, and physically.

[@rob_olmstead]

my favorite line is "We do what we must because we can." It's so ironic, probably that's why I like it.

[@SuperTerminator123]

Mine is the black mesa part

[@UnCreatively]

That line is so good I decided that that would be the motto for Aperture Science

[@raulthetorchic7324]

@@SuperTerminator123 THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE

[@swirlyorange847]

"For the good of all of us..... Except the ones who are dead."

[@edythebeast7087]

@@swirlyorange847 But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.

[@Zack-et9wj]

Black Mesa : *Struggling Doing Teleportation Thingy* Apeture Science: *Laughs in Portal Gun*

[@crimsonboi]

Combines: hey you guys

[@theonlyfry]

Black Mesa: *Jumps of a building and takes fall damage* Portal: *Laughs in Long Fall Boots*

[@soggy_t0ast684]

Combine: can barely shoot Gordon Freeman Aperture: laughs in turret

[@blackmesa2670]

Just wait Cave.. I'll bake you your own cake made out of Caroline!

[@MegaEndershark]

@black Mesa lol

[@hiiistrex2838]

Can we all just appreciate how authentically 2008 this is

[@Jx2RealMe]

:0

[@sucktitles]

I can't believe it was almost 10 years ago. wait.. omfg

[@JJDSCHANNELN5871]

Year I was born

[@GsQDoom]

feels like the perfect artistic representation of the young youtube spirit

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

@@sucktitles 10 and more, my friend...times flies

[@santiclausi7184]

portal 2 : go ahead and leave me, I think I prefer to stay inside.. maybe you'll find another game to play with.. maybe portal 3 THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

[@tomcanty8856]

half life 3 feelsbad

[@brokengamer183]

Valve is afraid of the number three

[@blackmesa2670]

@@brokengamer183 Triophobia?

[@bayglman]

i'm gonna raid @@blackmesa2670's HQ

[@blackmesa2670]

@@bayglman Not if we send you to Cave Jhonson!

[@del_phox4141]

when a robot sings better than you

[@redust9979]

yuno She's opera singer actually

[@mefistofelesramirezxd1572]

The future Is today :v

[@ANGEL-yn4bn]

oiste viejo

[@Fogolol]

ever heard of autotune?

[@huntermadison9387]

same

[@kayleewilliams1232]

I love it how she is so damn casual saying "Even though you broke my heart and killed me" XD

[@notimportant8882]

I bet you dont know who GLaDOS actually is.

[@kayleewilliams1232]

JackRBLX Ill bet you dont know the game portal itself.

[@boisterously6553]

Ghost Toast Um ithought its Caroline?

[@brotherhh2491]

"she" who?

[@greedy_mf]

@ghost toast she is for lifeform, a robot cannot be she or him, it only can hav higher or deeper sound

[@ks_cerealkiller]

"But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake" Words to live by.

[@itsreeah2663]

Kim Smith IKR she really teaches us a lot

[@Kampfrattex3]

Windows MV so you have to give up

[@vamountainman2512]

@@someidiot4311 the cake is a lie

[@okbuddywhattheflip]

that's what I told myself over my brother's dead body. I only accidentally dropped the toaster in that tub. You know me and my toaster needs.

[@BeeMusic2024]

She's being so sincere right now

[@pcsecuritychannel]

Doesn't this make you GlaD?

[@unixone7558]

+The PC Security Channel Very GlaD

[@alittleballofsunshine7885]

It makes me very GlaD

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

Very GLaD.

[@wlansler37]

Very GlaD

[@QuartzOfficial]

GLaD and ELaTED

[@ugothexed]

Glados's voice is so robotic even KZbin's auto generated captions understands it

[@D-S-G.]

[Music]

[@D-S-G.]

@Temmie • "*ya hit me deep in the layers boy*" -Donkey, Shrek 1

[@accountlol7409]

It’s so delicious and moist look at me still talking when there’s *song goes on*

[@griddmeirax]

"and twirly two pieces and threw _every_ "

[@defautluser0]

"think of all the"

[@morbjrn5265]

Maybe Black Masa.. That was a joke HAHA FAT CHANCE *GlaDOS is killing me lmao BURN*

[@johs7961]

@@jfhsdsdd4298 Gabe can't count to three, you should know this by now.

[@vaulthunter7777]

Haha yeah that part had me in stitches.

[@xenotronia6681]

she got burned actually

[@timberprospects]

thought you were gonna say "unless..?" in the "Read more" section, not gonna lie

[@hyruleanmaster6410]

@@jfhsdsdd4298 your comment didn't age well

[@alecc5954]

"And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time" If only that were true for most early access games today.

[@rufusconnolly8489]

So fucken true lol

[@mranxiety9995]

Y'all think this was a hint at portal 2?

[@floflorean]

@@mranxiety9995 It was a reference to the Half Life series, where they released both games extremely late, but they managed to release Portal on the time as planned.

[@mranxiety9995]

@@floflorean oh lol

[@Fae63]

-cough- BotW 2 -cough-

[@DarkhalfBreed]

i just realized this was a low key way of telling us GLaDos was still alive

[@watertommyz]

i wouldn't even say it was lowkey, pretty much everyone assumed it was her when the game came out years ago which is what made her partly so memorable.

[@VocalTK]

LOL

[@brotherhh2491]

what is glados

[@joeystrike]

DarkhalfBreed bruh

[@NxFk]

you dumb as hell

[@cassinidivisi0n]

Is it bad that this song makes me slightly... Emotional...? Or that GLaDOS is probably my favorite singer?

[@samvanbuuren4141]

No, why would such a thing be bad? It's just well written, and the voice of GLaDOS may just be made for your type of singing.

[@frederikskanal14]

It also makes me emotional

[@enderemolga7067]

*chuckle* both

[@eddeadd]

Eh , me too xD

[@jjrulez1593]

my thougts after hearing it for the first time : wait thats all. aww. ACHIEVMENT GET: NEW FAVORITE SONG.

[@marceletta]

I'm GLaD I heard this

[@legodofarkstrash9439]

Xkingpredx "thumbs up"

[@legodofarkstrash9439]

*thumbs up*

[@marceletta]

LeGODiEgo4LiFe HarHar *high fives*

[@fifthycharaktersforaqualit7468]

oS course you are

[@coalstocking]

Xkingpredx Turret For you. Maybe they’ll sing you a song. I doubt it

[@richardnissen6464]

The people who disliked this were used as test dummies.

[@ianpatin5474]

Richard Nissen they work for black Mesa lol

[@dopplah3703]

@@ianpatin5474 they're all dead lol as Aperture Science Scientists

[@jellyjordy1154]

But they got their 60 dollars

[@mranxiety9995]

@@jellyjordy1154 we needed the best but you are not that

[@JasminaKhan-h3z]

Wait-wait-wait, they disliked it they were the test-dummies, or they were test-dummied they disliked the video?

[@POISONZzHD]

This song is sorta sad

[@eyesack6845]

Yea

[@gigachad6844]

Sorta? It's fucking sad

[@Ratmeister.]

SadOS

[@babyshrek455]

Yeah especially since it's old. Gives you sad nostalgia which really gets you in your feelings...

[@antonykassis]

Yea

[@seanfernandez92]

If google ever wants to replace Google Now with a Siri/Cortana assistant it should be GLaDOS, imagine the conversations.

[@ChristianGamingMC]

startup: "Hello, and once again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided enrichment center." You: "Okay GlaDOS, How have you been today?" GlaDOS: "I've been real busy being dead, you know, after you MURDERED ME."

[@destroyernoah]

Christian GamingMc"Okay, Glados, tell me the time. "Don't tell me what to do. Apps terminated. All gone."

[@TrainerRedGuy]

YES THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY REALLY DEFINITELY BE A THING. HOLY SHIT. THERE SHOULD BE A NEW PHONE BY APERTURE WITH THAT!

[@AndreaNutri]

destroyernoah hahahahaha yeah that would definitely be amazing

[@deathby1kslimes945]

"OK Google, any bakeries nearby?" "Oh yeah speaking of cake..."

[@PaddyMcMe]

9 years old and no other game since has been as creative as Portal.

[@blubbfisch98]

Portal 2 :p

[@hapax9994]

but this is portal soundtrack .. :D

[@blubbfisch98]

But Portal 2 was as creative as Portal :D

[@tryhardgamr3262]

Wait until half life 3 drops my friend

[@distortedcackle7070]

HL3...lol. As GLadDOS put it "Ha ha fat chance" :P

[@Ouroboros8888]

"I'm being so sincere right now!" 😆 "While you're dying I will be still alive!" O_O Well that escalated quickly

[@toomuchtime4896]

"[...] As they burned it hurt, because I was so happy for you!"

[@Alabaster1223]

except the ones who are dead.

[@ハピィハピ-t1n]

死んだ人は諦めましょう。

[@cherryberry7431]

+ハピィとげ ?

[@ハピィハピ-t1n]

+CrystalCatOWO 和訳です。areyoujapanman?

[@metheguy1232]

...

[@Ribbons0121R121]

but theres no sense crying over every mistake. you just keep on trying untill you run out of cake.

[@flintston3r]

Just to freak everyone out, this is gonna be my funeral song. Lol

[@eddeadd]

That will be tottally creepy. o.o

[@lordego4865]

This comment reminds me of Edd Gould (from EddsWorld) mostly cuz he actually sang this.

[@idontneedaname318]

David Lara well shit

[@legolegs87]

Dude are you still alive?

[@epicKerBallze]

ouu shet

[@chefpigardorito3590]

The cake is a pie! I mean a lie... The cake is a lie

[@Dualpix3ls]

Bro its 2046 how old is this comment wow

[@kingexplosionmurder4580]

THE CAKE IS A PIE!, GIVE IT TO ME, Oh... It's a lie.

[@elsnasdragonnet6959]

The pie is a lie ! Too !

[@LYB4]

*@Sonic The hedgehog* No, It's 2018.

[@haricotvert3904]

What if I told you...the cake is a quiche.

[@purblegaymer]

“Just keep on trying till you run out of cake” Truly the words of a sage

[@MastaSmack]

The best part is, I'm trying to eat an entire cake, so it's a song of hope.

[@RealBasil143]

Fat people: 10/10 best song ever so inspirational

[@JonathanToolonie]

This song is messed up. And I'm GLaD I heard it.

[@mrmysteryoohscary7029]

ikr

[@kingfoofybottom1299]

lol glad gladios

[@stubbornwasabi3994]

+JonathanToolonie but..... but.....but... I'm the pun master..... MY whole life is a LIE! Just like the stupid delicious and moist cake.....

[@JonathanToolonie]

theCosmicBat Nah, Chuggaconroy is the King of (bad) puns.

[@stubbornwasabi3994]

JonathanToolonie then i'm the queen of bad puns.think of the women! (which actually sounds weird when you actually think of it. i mean, a king needs a queen- which is usually his wife........) i'm just saying, i'll have a pun war with you now.... my puns are really really bad. *sits on wooden chair while playing portal* besides i don't CHAIR 'bout you anyways.......

[@chrismiller1046]

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 🎂 THE CAKE IS A GOD DAMN LIE 🎂 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

[@jhonpitt1685]

how did you do the black lines

[@jhonpitt1685]

how did you do the black lines

[@expanddong4889]

the cake is a pie

[@sheevpalpatine1741]

Yee

[@davidlogic1695]

yep

[@mofus]

I want this song to be played when I get cremated

[@godarmy4918]

Me too, except I don't think i'll afford it after the loans Mr. Nook. Please no more loans, my family is starving.

[@mofus]

Pay up or else I'll sell your family.

[@theswagjudge370]

Mr. Nook what

[@shivertron]

*You tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire*

[@mranxiety9995]

*That can be arranged*

[@sergiojuanmembiela6223]

Note to self: When making my first video I do not need to try out each and everyone of the letter fonts and colours available. Leave some for the second one.

[@Endar92]

+Sergio Juan Membiela Thats funny :D I thought back in 2008 that "I should color match the images and lyrics, it will be cool"

[@SuperFetaCheese]

+Norbert Tömő Hey I liked it dude

[@sergiojuanmembiela6223]

+Norbert Tömő Oops... I should have expressed myself better; I did like the video and (with the exception of the minor objection that I mentioned above) it is nicely done :-D.

[@Endar92]

Oh, I see :D I'm glad you like it.

[@Composer1992]

+Norbert Tömő You're not GLaD they liked it?

[@squabbledOwO]

Played this at midnight 2022, despite all the crazyness we went through, we're still alive.

[@dragonguy556]

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

[@yousufmd9272]

Now we are in 2023,despite all the craziness we went through,we're still alive!

[@sola_is_chilling]

​@@yousufmd9272 the queen isn't

[@prosto_a_user]

And now we're in 2024. And we're Still Alive.

[@mikey180211]

if GLaDOS released an album, i'd buy it

[@Pieteek]

"Neurotoxic beats"

[@testingisgreat4842]

Me too

[@jeffbillings6685]

I would buy the album 4,000 times and chuck them at my friends

[@awesomeiram]

The part where SHE kills you

[@deftcoleman0552]

My thoughts exactly! I want more GLaDOS songs in my life.

[@vinciith]

16 years and this song is *still alive* laugh at my pun, its so funny

[@wafflemation6887]

laugh sound effect.

[@K_boom347]

Ha

[@emmik946]

*Laughs in still not deceased*

[@generalrubbish9513]

1:34 "And we're out of beta We're releasing on time" Half-Life 3 cunfoormd!!!1!!!!!1!

[@noavink1]

+Mário Ďuráč umg yus finally

[@generalrubbish9513]

***** Screw Portal 3, I want Left4Dead 3

[@AjaksBeats]

YES

[@plus9775]

+Mário Ďuráč screw left4dead3 i want tf3

[@megashock1319]

Dark souls 4....Anyone ...No

[@ziggbaur4840]

Dam I would kill someone for a portal gun

[@Endar92]

zigg baur No violence on the comment section! Just kidding, I would too! :)

[@ironmaidenjr.8471]

Holy crap NiosiTroll. The hell man.

[@williambibens4508]

I would kill as many as necessary to get a portal gun they would be necessary sacrifices

[@marshalldylan333]

William Bibens I laughed way to hard at that! Lmfao I would too though haha

[@Loukha]

Catrina Lambert Long fall boots* :) And what about the gravity gun :(

[@ChibiWagner]

Okay so Portal has 6 letters in its name and two games, 6 divided by 2 is 3. HALF LIFE THREE IS CONFIRMED.

[@christophersymak9069]

nup! PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED

[@1975awatson]

I'd rather have a portal 3 to be honest. Portal 2's ending left me crying and wanting more.

[@skrunklylittleguy]

I am now crying due to the fact that my stepdad sang this to me every night and I just moved

[@johanfriberg4705]

Best stepdad

[@animationreview5696]

you have an amazing stepdad

[@kngzigg5175]

Anyone else think Still Alive is better then Want You Gone?

[@aidenconley6080]

Yaaas

[@GLaDOSSenpai]

Yep.

[@auqustfire]

Kng Zigg My mother does, lol.

[@jackrusby7775]

Yep

[@mrneon9971]

Kng Zigg i

[@hannahelkins7096]

0:37 glados: except the ones who are dead the voice threw me off so hard when she said that

[@RagingInsomniac]

i love how she is angry but calm at the same time

[@dimachaerus2097]

Yeah GlaDos is a traumatic experience, not anything in particular just the entirety of her

[@ratrix5219]

ive timed it perfectly to play on the very end of 2020, really fitted into the situation

[@Endar92]

That’s really cool!

[@rdr2294]

the fact that is a happy upbeat song with lyrics like broke my heart and killed and threw every piece into a fire and for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead just makes song fabulouse

[@markmartin2204]

It's been 7 years. So I must ask you, have you learned periods and commas yet?

[@supersnow17]

Seeing all these people who obviously have never played the game asking so much about cake and the companion cube....for gods sake guys just GO PLAY THE GAME! A damn PC from 2006 could run the game at a good enough quality for you to have a good time. It's 10$ on Steam you have no excuse to not play it!

[@evanhughes2161]

people are asking question because thats what humans do its called curiosity on top of that some people dont have 10 dollars they can just go and spend

[@supersnow17]

Evan Hughes There's no excuse to have it by now, it's cheap as hell nomatter how you buy it and any computer these days can run it OR if you have a last generation console you can get it for either one, NO EXCUSE.

[@TranquilWitch]

Booker Dewitt And you don't realize that not everyone has $10 to just go and spend. Some people are barely scraping by, and they can't afford to spend $10 on a game. Besides, don't get mad just because people are asking questions; that's just what people do ._.

[@supersnow17]

Liepard442 If you can't even muster 10 measly dollars in the years this game has come out to buy it, you seriously shouldn't be gaming in the first place. You should be learning how to handle money MUCH better, end of story.

[@TranquilWitch]

And some people are on a fucking set income. $10 is more than you make it out to be.

[@SquishyPixelz]

Ive never even played Portal but this is one of my favourite video game songs

[@watsinurfreezer8789]

Play it took 2 hours for me

[@watsinurfreezer8789]

Bought all valve games in a sale for 11 euro

[@cute_kittenz9818]

PLAAAAY ITTTTT

[@markmartin2204]

If you haven't still, it's 1.99 on steam right now

[@big-orcat]

Yeah same

[@waddledee8387]

"Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you." WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HEARTBREAKING?!

[@WereDrago]

Yes, the same 🥺 p.s. i even was in love with Glados :> i still like her tho.

[@WolvianOutbackWolv]

I love it how GlaDOS says "Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE. Haha. FAT CHANCE." And what does GlaDOS and Wheatley keep calling Chell in the second game? *fat.* ... I can't get over that- //brick for rhyme-//

[@TheAxdev]

This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge success! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart, and killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now, these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time! So I'm GLaD I got burned! Think of all the things we learned! for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me... I think I'd prefer to stay inside... Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance! Anyway this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist! Look at me: still talking when there's science to do! When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive. Still alive.

[@Cinko420]

What was the point of this?

[@TheAxdev]

What's the point of you? :D

[@willowbaldwin]

Jon Noj well, the video was a lyriced video, so if they wanted lyrics, they could watch the video

[@TheAxdev]

Never I refuse i shall post the lyrics

[@yesitsdawid]

the lyrics are in the description...

[@Cwispy_408]

I HAVE A IDEA. We, the youtube community, will sing this song now. BECAUSE. BECAUSE. _________________ This was a triumph.

[@hidoiknowyouunknown9088]

I'm a making a shit here Continue :D

[@onionceli]

HI DO I KNOW YOU? unknown No

[@hidoiknowyouunknown9088]

LOL

[@onionceli]

HI DO I KNOW YOU? unknown yes

[@swag8624]

huge toilet flush!

[@legoactionstudios9400]

Why does this bring tears to my eyes? And the fan art was so cute!! I need a minute ok don’t judge

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

it's a beautiful song. Crying allowed for everyone

[@libertyprime7911]

Because it's about heartbreak.

[@dankdio2887]

its the "i think i prefer to stay inside"

[@PukekoKiwi]

The sad life of a computerized human.

[@Endar92]

The video( Rather the song :) ) Reached over a million view! That's awesome! Thank you guys! :)

[@chienfeu]

And she still alive. Still Alive. Still Alive.

[@jjbinx213]

your just lucky for me i watched just because it the the first one ontop of the search list this is luck bro luck cherish it *pats it gently and gives it a kiss

[@Endar92]

jjbincs I know yet I am happy with it :)

[@thealienwithlotsofbooks4282]

No problem, it goes great with the song ^u^

[@Endar92]

Ludwig Beilshmidt Thank you :)

[@thatweirdthinginthecorner]

I never realized the "I Feel Fantastic" reference until now...

[@loganwood5230]

What video?

[@littlenickey3554]

+logan wood look up i feel fantastic. its a creepy robot mannequin thing. suoer weird lol

[@idot3331]

ThatWeirdThingInTheCorner That's impossible. I 'I feel fantastic' was made two years after portal was released.

[@littlenickey3554]

i was pretty sure "i feel fantastic" came after portal xD

[@thatweirdthinginthecorner]

Ahh, I see. I'm wrong then. Do any of you mind if I delete the comment then?

[@pratima.d5330]

actually made a cake after listening this song,and *this cake is great .It's so delicious and moist* BTW I made pineapple cake

[@joehoyles105]

You sicko

[@josieseal6066]

The lyrics you get when putting the KZbin subtitles on: he screws to try email mind making you know he enid spokesman the new he threw our steam my financings theme had me do science do you like the moist economist pecans love mom love old except the ones that didn't attend dreams the middle school don't older people are the on I'm the the on the meantime do he did loom on mean girl will be even member only teams union room the dude on even me I'm the dreams do he learning themes movin global the time do dream the screen the uses 19 hmm the even I'm police the again demand doing IN on I'm leave Wow....

[@Cuteyseal20111AJ]

Cho Seal THIS COMMENT MADE MY DAY X'DDD

[@pihnea]

lol wtffff

[@JSuiter]

Cho Seal they fixed them.....

[@curlminion]

Cho Seal its fixed now

[@testingisgreat4842]

1:04 my name is Olson right now

[@christianlavagne6838]

Happy music, weird lyrics...I love it! I think I'll play to Portal just to hear that song at the end!

[@apellagaming6720]

Hope you got around to playing it. And play portal 2 when you’re done with it

[@BlackMesaLaboratories]

I can confirm, all the dislikes are from everyone at Black Mesa Research Facilities

[@___Tammy___]

Can you make hl3 happen

[@cooljeremiah]

Just why are you here

[@nicolasjungblut7874]

This is one of the most iconic and underrated song of the history of videogames

[@typicallamagoat]

You had me at MOIST

[@user-qp3cx6rt8w]

Portal songs always make me cry :'(

[@Priveet-yy7od]

Im too

[@itsreeah2663]

Same

[@daklol6656]

I dont blame yall

[@bonytv]

No...

[@carsonoconnell2258]

This was horrendous, I'm making a not here huge failure. it's hard to overstate my disappointment, Toontown rewritten, we don't add doodles because we can't for the worst of all of us except the ones who sad, but theirs no sense crying over every greener, you just keep on fighting till you run out of laff. Slate blue rabbit does art and she makes neat clothes, for the people who still play the game I'm not even joking, i'm being so srs rn. even though that glad hander just killed me, tore me to pieces, and threw all my gags into a fire. as they burned it hurt me cause, a toon was watching me die. Now these points of skill make a beautiful gag and we're still in beta, we aren't releasing on time, so disney should be glad they got burned, think of all the things they learned. for the people who still play the game Go ahead and leave us. i think we can 7 man this anyways. maybe you'll find another server to green. maybe toontown house THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA FAT CHANCE anyways this geyser is great look at me still talking when their are tasks to do, when i see you with lil oldman it makes me glad i'm not you. well i have cjs to run their are summons to be done. By the people who still play the game. and believe me i still play the game. i'm doing great and i still play the game I feel fantastic and i still play and when you sad i will still be playing still playing still playing

[@Fyralism]

+Carson O'Connell TOONTOWN TOONTOWN TOONTOWN EVERYWHERE

[@laralopez1052]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@Mr.Kachoochoo]

What're you talking about man?

[@ghostofdove4361]

uh? what?

[@LuckIsImpossible]

+Carson O'Connell And the award for most typos in one song go to : caso oconll

[@JamesRaider82]

I love this and knowing lots of videos are using the portal robot voice I think is really cool.

[@FischerFilmStudio]

Think about it... Weatley is thrown into space... He then floats for many months until being discovered by the Combine. He tells them of earth, and they create armor in his image before taking over Earth for Weatley! Headcanon accepted! I'm making a note: A huge success!

[@l.ranzino4030]

...wtf! Weatley would kill them all by giving bad directions.

[@CrossTrash]

that's not far off from portal 2.5 (the Lego dimensions pack) XD

[@maxwllcool]

+ZGamer it's the closest we will ever get.....

[@aurelioaylala7042]

When I look out the it makes me glad in not you

[@aurelioaylala7042]

I've experiments to run there is research to bet done

[@thealienwithlotsofbooks4282]

My favorite Portal song!

[@coolguy7742]

The alien with lots of books i stole your books

[@ethanharris8140]

1:30

[@LibertyP]

Ethan Harris Agreed!

[@OctoShadow]

It’s insane to think that this was uploaded a couple months after I was born. That’s scary.

[@Broniesarebetter]

Now these points of data make a beautiful line, "And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time." - Half Life 3 Confirmed.

[@Dontgetenslaved]

That was a joke. Ha-ha. Fat chance.

[@zaydenperkins250]

sorry but this is to tell you we had to delay about 60709 years

[@robinking6796]

This hits different in quarantine :-/

[@mediagirl6725]

Never played portal, but this song is amazing.

[@mediagirl6725]

Just recently watched a playthrough of both games, I can't wait for Portal 3! :D

[@jimmykokein]

Well you will have to wait... A lot... More than a lifetime, cuz Valve can't count to 3...

[@looneyduck121]

mediagirl never happening

[@kyeryves2870]

Levino Presents true! I mean, WHERE'S PORTAL 3 AND HALF-LIFE 3 AND TF3!?!?

[@rage8010]

Kye Ryves valve is afraid of threes o.o

[@jefflloydyanson7338]

if you put in 2x now its sounds like portal radio lyrics

[@coolguy.206]

i love how valve made such a happy song about death

[@lynnettejohnson1600]

......or a happy song about life!

[@wrightcember3879]

THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SARCASM PARTS OF THIS SONG HAS IS HILARIOUS

[@gettotheGate]

Thank you XBOX Games with gold for letting me play this absolute gem of a game 11 years late.

[@redder_]

Ha me too

[@RainyReina95]

I never really add comments, but this always makes me think of my friend who passed a bit over a year ago now. It makes me think of her since we both had such a fondness of Portal and GLaDOS in general. It's kind of bittersweet, because it's almost like part of her lives on through the games, music, et cetera, because I'll never really be able to listen to certain music, play certain games, watch certain movies without thinking of her. Anyways, I just always think of her when I listen to this song and I don't wanna be a downer around friends, so I thought I'd comment here. I hope everyone is doing well! :)

[@Arthiel7]

You don't want to be a downer around acquaintances. Friends will appreciate your story. :)

[@Cooper-Radio]

I can't believe this was 13 years ago

[@sleepyyghostt]

THIS SONG WILL PLAY AT MY FUNERAL XD

[@zomeister8367]

***** hi dolan

[@NyanGeneral]

***** Are you in danger though?

[@elanonimo7979]

dragonflyzART You are death?

[@adolfoortiz6905]

Even though you broke my heart and killed me *Quality* *Funeral* *Music*

[@kaarukun1651]

dragonflyzART what do you mean, like it will just automatically play? like, are you a harry, wizard? or like u have a dead twin, or idk, john cena?...

[@Howard25]

Glados better have my cake ready

[@thedoublessymbol]

"And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time." *EXPLAIN THE DELAY OF HALF-LIFE 3*

[@449JaneDrive]

It's on time, just not your time. That's okay, after we're dead and gone it will be out for those who are still alive.

[@flappinthejack1983]

Nobody: KZbin: let’s wait like 12 years to recommend this

[@coryloyer4990]

2020 beat portal 1. Best song in a game ever

[@polytelus]

So, GlaDos is an MS-DOS that became glad?

[@SovietRussianFxrry]

this is like my favorite song now

[@twothousandtwotenthirty]

Same

[@SovietRussianFxrry]

@@twothousandtwotenthirty its just so good

[@shivertron]

gamers rise for our national anthem

[@jeremymoselle]

After Coronna, still alive... 😂

[@AdornedProduct1]

Which one

[@hawks9939]

@@littlemouse5000 no one laughed..

[@littlemouse5000]

@@hawks9939 no shit dawg thats why i said not funny didnt laugh

[@Asmeenradee]

Still alive in December :)

[@eerie5]

After 11 years it’s still good quality

[@sammiplante7095]

I’ve been searching for this song for at least a year, thank you Reddit

[@SnowHoneyFlake]

welcome

[@jy4266]

The official song of 2020.

[@keys1965]

jesus christ shut the fuck up

[@g.poupin1700]

@@keys1965 damn dude, take a chill pill and relax

[@keys1965]

damn dude, don't reply to month old comments like a dumbass

[@malesquared]

@garbage Why not ?

[@Emperor_mtn_Dew]

It saddens me so much that i will never be able to experience these games for the first time ever again. What an amazing set of games, nothing ever like it

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

God… 15 years ago huh? Christsakes

[@Michi_Exiled]

Portal: Still Alive Portal 2: Want You Gone Portal 3: Welcome Back Portal 4: GET OUT ALREADY

[@Schweat]

Portal honestly had the best ending of any game I've played in a long time.

[@Succer]

I love when the beat kicks back in at 2:08. Amazing song!

[@turtlechief2169]

"When I look out there, it makes me GLAD I'm not you" Combine reference?

[@Kingfatbear]

“Skip the credits” “nah, not this credits scene”

[@chel_4404]

i wonder if the dude who posted this is still alive

[@Endar92]

I am GLaD to report that I am .. still.. alive :)

[@chel_4404]

@@Endar92 well you've made it 13 years since this video hopefully you make it 13 more

[@privatecocky8971]

"Now these points of data make a beautiful line" is like the best lyric ever.

[@NAFProjects]

So, as a self-proclaimed "Portal fan", I gotta do this crap now: "The cake is a lie"

[@Ronannnnn]

2:03 black Mesa just got burned more than chell would have in the incinerator

[@hamdansameer8141]

2:15 roasted and toasted

[@dr_banks]

I just love the passive aggression from Glados.

[@NormalAF]

Never played portal but I'm drunk and this makes me happy

[@polititrashaws1205]

XTalik your comment makes me happy :)

[@chlorabread339]

Your comment makes me suicidal ;)

[@fifthycharaktersforaqualit7468]

your commen makes me follow a comment chain ;)

[@chlorabread339]

***** your comment makes me realise the saddest thing in life is seeing regret in an old man's eyes

[@polititrashaws1205]

***** YOU BROKE THE CHAIN!

[@luckycookie5994]

This is kinda sad for some reason. Emotions hit hard. Both happy and sad. How can a mere puzzle game bring so much emotion into me ;-;

[@jessrowley6118]

seeing this was uploaded 11 years ago makes me sad