"Washing your hands is a hoax" "there we go" lmfao this podcast has some golden shit
@can2allen2102 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if it is just me, but to skip the ads I just wait to see when Michael’s sitting position changes
@randomization772 жыл бұрын
Ok don’t get me wrong gabe and Michaels dad are great interviews, but bro we need to get an interview with jack. the man nut in the office flashlight
@JacobPrater2 жыл бұрын
Needed
@MsSuelayBoo2 жыл бұрын
*Trevor
@5k23tch232 жыл бұрын
Blaustein pees like he's a convict 🤣 I would know I'm a convict
@PickleRickSanchez2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is normal this time
@ConcussiveDiamonds2 жыл бұрын
Trev’s not wrong though. I am working and listening to the pod 😂
@H2O-OW2 жыл бұрын
The way he yells PEE LEG and Michaels confused asf 😂😂😂 37:40
@vanessajanik4623 Жыл бұрын
Michael’s pee situation is psychotic.
@michaelcazares66382 жыл бұрын
When Trevor mentioned “people listening they are multitasking” and here’s me grilling and smoking a J 😂😂😂😂😅 both of you guys are awesome! Big Fan!!!!
@rbee6507 Жыл бұрын
The boys know their demo.
@jacobgrover89772 жыл бұрын
THIS IS STIFFSOCKS! two grown men hand on Salami having a full MAN TO MAN debate! This is the greatest!!!
@huntman8342 жыл бұрын
I love how Micheal still swears Trevor wipes wrong, when Michael for sure got torn to shreds for wiping like a troglodite
@gabriellovell31922 жыл бұрын
I wait for this podcasts every week
@aaronkeller66332 жыл бұрын
So your telling me you pee free handed, just hands up like your on a damn roller-coaster 😳
@ogujkidd8353 Жыл бұрын
Dude says "holding your breath makes u high" that's asphyxiation xD
@matthawkins63612 жыл бұрын
Did the wax hand thing at the body and arts museum in Houston. Had it 5 years till it was crushed underneath clothes on my dresser when I was 19.
@happebunny122 жыл бұрын
“YOOoo CAN YOU HEAT UP A FLESH LIGHT!!” 🤣🤣
@stephaniesands1192 жыл бұрын
You've been on Two Hot Takes, now Morgan needs to be on your show!
@fortytwo95172 жыл бұрын
blaustein's on so much Adderall in this one lol
@expendedelectricity2 жыл бұрын
Trevor, I wipe and piss the same way. Salute.🫡
@billysheeley43902 жыл бұрын
Pluto is a planet, it was up there chillin and doing planet shit and then someone decided it wasn't a planet anymore, that's bullshit
@carterchojnacki36062 жыл бұрын
Why does the Patreon not work
@GodwynThePrinceOfDeath2 жыл бұрын
Pluto is the short king of planets
@based_will2 жыл бұрын
“I would just sit on that thing” 😂😂😂 lmaooo clip it!!! Great episode boys, laughs all the way thru
@zacharyseasock8062 жыл бұрын
Having a bad day, but you guys cheer me up! thanks guys, love the content!❤️
@c_men_d_men2 жыл бұрын
i fall asleep listening to ur podcasts 😭
@micheltheboss182 жыл бұрын
I tried the Michael way of peeing and to be fair to him thats shit does work
@calebdepello46952 жыл бұрын
Telling your mom "Knuck if you buck" is WILD 🤣💀
@TheWillyjeff2 жыл бұрын
Bro if you don’t pee through the slit in your boxers you’re a weirdo 😂😂
@jacobgrover89772 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! What's with this hate in the opening directly FOR IT to be used lol
@clrs7085 Жыл бұрын
I spat out all my water when Gabe said "He got rich of this " at 45:40🤣🤣
@skeletonizer95292 жыл бұрын
"Is capitalism just a big pyramid scheme?" Michael's like half a step away from class consciousness. Take the next step, comrade
@Yahnke912 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that just unzips the zipper then dig through the hole pull it out and just pee ? That’s why they put the hole in the boxers WE CAN AIM! Haha 😂
@Cody_42 жыл бұрын
That’s what I do lol I thought that was normal 😂
@keeahna87262 жыл бұрын
literally emergency intercom but for straight people (complimentary)
@seffro37072 жыл бұрын
You pull your pants and underwear down an inch or 2, let er point down and out and pee... how isn't michael's take controversial? Trevor gang for life
@Appleton87 Жыл бұрын
Many "v-ace" and one "v-ahz"
@rickwmtcueworx63662 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this fuckin hard in a long time.
@israelvillamarta2 жыл бұрын
Shit I use that front pocket to piss that’s what it’s for 😂😂😂
@bobbymack65982 жыл бұрын
Jamba Juice , they do be closing
@claytonferguson6214 Жыл бұрын
It bothers me that they missed the "diarrhea" and the thing tramp stamp
@riverratsteve5672 жыл бұрын
You can't prove fart blossom happened in Ohio 🤣🤣🤣😭
@elistidham8494 Жыл бұрын
btw wim hof is misspelled in the chapters it is not wim hom
@nathancross62582 жыл бұрын
HE'S PULLING HIS CAACK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
@couch8002 жыл бұрын
Trevor pees normal for me lol
@theeternaldarklord4152 жыл бұрын
Early gang
@notbonsai6712 жыл бұрын
I truly thought he was an unaged Sam Rockwell. He even sounds like him right? Someone else has noticed this?
@tab1743 Жыл бұрын
“Stiff Socks no-slip Socks” send me my royaltyssss, you’re welcome😂
@Rachel-0 Жыл бұрын
1:11:12 why was this so funny 🤣
@BlastedOG Жыл бұрын
using ice in a bong can lead to the smoke colling down too much and getting resin lips
@rbee6507 Жыл бұрын
A Zales bit just works every time. Dont even know why. It's totally my price range, but it just works.
@mrgibbets342 жыл бұрын
I work at Home Depot and from now every single time I see an axe gone, I’m going to assume it’s been sold to a guy with post- cuck regret
@xpetek1212 жыл бұрын
european ere, was in neptunes net, iconic location from fast and furius , great beaches there, especialy zuma eac
@BH8103_2 жыл бұрын
Y'all remind me of beavis and butthead lowkey. In a good way
@soldierboywannabe267 Жыл бұрын
This is fucking awesome love this “every girl I’ve been with is a used flesh light” 😂
@jackstoiber30992 жыл бұрын
So has it been long enough are we allowed to talk about call of duty now?
@njan_scarlet_star2 жыл бұрын
I love how these guys r just touching themselves on a podcast😂😂
@patrickleary7387 Жыл бұрын
I have never heard of anyone doing it like micheal
@patrickleary7387 Жыл бұрын
You guys need to wear joggers a whole new world
@alexevans997 Жыл бұрын
The ad breaks are getting way too long
@evildinobot2 жыл бұрын
Which one of you’s Stiff, and which one’s Sock?
@bryantbravo93632 жыл бұрын
It already exists…they’re called Clap Cleats
@marcusgreig20112 жыл бұрын
Did Trevor and Jess break up?
@danmorel23622 жыл бұрын
32:05 is some of the most heterosexual gay stuff on this podcast TO DATE lmao
@jacobgrover89772 жыл бұрын
Not gay! 100% depiction of best friends, I'm sure this will be liked because that's the greatest segment ever for this show!
@aly62962 жыл бұрын
navy green?????
@Glitter.Is.Meta87 Жыл бұрын
Pigeons eat USBs 🤣
@QE-mf6gd2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is right with this one.
@JusK1ng2 жыл бұрын
Oh I’m ealry
@Ahmed-oi9pw2 жыл бұрын
Trevor come to Dallas bro
@TheEman0132 жыл бұрын
Trevor is right sorry
@B_Reeling2 жыл бұрын
Clap cleats
@htswhitey9632 жыл бұрын
I use the boxer hole if I’m wearing a belt
@nicksurfs12 жыл бұрын
That’s gotta be what it’s for. Especially if you’ve got your shirt tucked in, keeps you from having to re tuck the whole thing
@sethreidy93382 жыл бұрын
Lets get it
@Daze7022 жыл бұрын
an the boat is made of seamen
@bryantaustin3533 Жыл бұрын
I
@lukemorgan12672 жыл бұрын
45:06 Michael laughing super hard before even hearing the damn joke.. he cared wayyy to much about that breathing ish. He is so cringe sometimes.
@CookiesOnaMilkyRiver2 жыл бұрын
Where are the guests!?
@MsSuelayBoo2 жыл бұрын
MUCH better with just them lol
@wolffangfistii52852 жыл бұрын
@@MsSuelayBoo agreed. i like when they have guests but the michael x trev dynamic doesnt really work when other people join in and their humor doesnt really mesh with the boys'
@isaiahaguirre11472 жыл бұрын
Michael only talks about sex when he doesn’t have something funny to say. Trev is carrying this show hahaha