My Grandma is a Swinger?! | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 184

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The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree.
Merch drop August 1st! Check @stiffsockspod on Instagram for sneak peeks and get access to the store a day early at / stiffsockspod
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Trevor's Tour Dates:
Oahu, Hawaii: July 29
Calgary, AB: Aug 11-13
Edmonton, AB: Aug 14
Las Vegas, NV: Aug 27
Madison, WI: Sep 1-3
Oxnard, CA: Sep 16-18
Michael's Tour Dates:
Rosemont, IL: Aug 4
Chicago, IL: Aug 5-6
Brea, CA: Aug 11
Edmonton, AB: Aug 14
Oxnard, CA: Aug 24
Tempe, AZ: Sep 8-10
Madison, WI: Sep 22
Milwaukee, WI: Sep 23
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0:00 - Words are stupid, Everyone has a podcast, Fat cats
03:16 - Hottest sports, Tit pushups, Tity boi
16:47 - Cum Quick Challenge revisited
28:04 - Underrated snacks, Belly rubs, National Glizzy Day
37:57 - Future of DM sliding, LA long distance, Alaska daylight drunk
48:33 - Grandma's a swinger, GILFhub
59:24 - Secret Sock, Denture Fleshlight, Girlfriend's Sex Doll
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[@jacksonhanaburgh5442]

This is inside the mind of ADHD. Literally they talk about something and then immediately change into completely different convo

[@myahheuberger6105]

I have ADHD and I 100% agree! It’s super easy for me to follow I love it!😂

[@ScorpionP2C]

@@myahheuberger6105 exactly lol!

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[@ashkgee]

When Gabe said “go in flaccid” 😂☠️

[@bobbymack6598]

I laugh every time when Micheal says hit the splat and then it’s the God dayum instead and yes I went back to capitalize the g

[@christopherminutolo9384]

My phone autocorrects it to the uppercase G. Watch... God

[@thatbossguygaming]

I died laughing when he made the splat sound out loud and it cut to Trevor’s “Got Dayum”

[@snappy8666]

gabe reminds me of a glass of icewater youd get at a restaurant and you dont ask for a lemon, but they put in a little lemon and stick in a tiny umbrella when they place it on the table

[@beklouise5513]

stiff socks podcast be the highlight of my week these days, thanks guys for always providing the laffs x

[@officialmaxrobinson]

You guys made Alexa set a timer while I was listening to Michael’s challenge set-up. Looks like I know what’s gotta be done…

[@mariaguardian8112]

Saw Trevor in December in Denver. Now just bought tickets to see Michael in October let’s go 🔥🔥!!

[@dissbeefstew769]

“Who’s the oldest horniest person you know?” Me: bill Cosby

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Nancy Pelosi getting up there in age and with them big heavies....

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[@flik_dfalt9109]

Been watching since episode 22 i love you guys💜

[@Double-AStudios]

Been watching since episode 3 love you guys

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Been watching since they were being swaddled by their mothers...

[@naetaciacopeland7325]

Micheal: know what I mean tho? Trev: no! 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂never felt something on this podcast so hard

[@justinbreeze]

Keep killing it y’all constantly laughing entire pod every week !!

[@mikethompson9640]

One of your funniest episodes

[@SoapworthyProductions]

I don't think I've ever brushed my teeth before bed. I've always done it in the morning, even as a kid

[@DannyM112789]

I feel like the head gave Michael a "head" start.

[@hanyolo120]

I need to find some over 50 swingers

[@amicolorado7403]

Fort Collins?! You are in my town!!

[@jessikapolk6944]

Love the new studio 💙🤍

[@cameronrudd1280]

I don’t think Michaels record counts until I see a video😂

[@delilahlucent2997]

😂 no bc i work at an elementary school and we got a new kindergartener this summer who walked in with a donut necklace on. we took a closer look at it and it turned out to be an apple airtag bc the kid is a runner and will randomly run off

[@madubt]

Hahaha my grandma has a home in the villages and when I visit I'm constantly getting harassed by the ladies. 35yo male here.

[@kennywilkinson9270]

Who the F is proud of 27 seconds!? 😂

[@GC-doot]

Yall fuckin brighten my gat damn day haha deltoids and altoids??? They FUCKIN UP

[@GC-doot]

Altoids for deltoids. Steroids. Pay me hahahah

[@sweetpea775]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 search engine octopus

[@KilIlugh]

Max nut competition needs to be a thing, but do we start from full soft or full hard?? That’s the factor.

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Any competition involving an erection must start at full soft. Your ability to perform and in a timely manner is which we derive our score.

[@snappy8666]

when is it a GOTDAM and when is it a splat

[@tommyjewell1045]

Get Russell Brandt on !!! He’s Based af !!!

[@laytonvanleeuwen2207]

Personally i dont like how they keep cutting between i much rather it be an wide shot

[@snappy8666]

the first mention of among us was on this episode

[@jacobcobb5842]

Micheal NO SHOT that counts

[@jacksonhanaburgh5442]

MY GRANDPARANTS LIVE IN THE VILLAGES

[@thebatman858]

Cant even lie the thumbnail got me fucked up

[@scoop6119]

Track Star Like Klaver

[@Solomonbonee]

Lol I guessed 27

[@AlexCruz-tq7sw]

Idk if anybody has said this but Trevor looks like stinky Peterson from hey Arnold. Especially when he said Gee willikers

[@jakealdinger8779]

Michael needs to see Alica Schmidt

[@morganb9597]

You need danny D on the pod

[@lasvegascrisis]

hey Gabe, fuck it im goin in flaccid

[@9998885]

@Stiff Socks Podcast Michaels record didn't count. Got sucked for a minute before.... lmao

[@fonz6484]

22:11... your welcome

[@ethanleno5259]

27:06

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

A 50 minute drive is 2 miles in LA. Don't complain, walk.

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Also...id like to display multiple lufas and when approached, physically assault those who ask for sexual favors.

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Color aside you're just putting out a spongey reminder that you can't fuck good, because if you could you wouldn't need the signal.

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

There are some grannies out there with some nice wet ones....you just gotta get in there.

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

The gayest thing i have heard in 24 hours was "if you had 24 hours to eat all the gluten or flour you want"

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Trevor is lucky the top of his head doesn't get any bigger and Michael is lucky his head...exists in general. Couldnt get smaller.

[@Shorty82524]

1:35 "Is God real?

[@thomasm4155]

Been watching since negative 54

[@brandonnunez8086]

Pshh I’ll beat 27 seconds

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