Potent Audience | Russell Peters

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[@Razear]

Lol, even the lighting crew isn't safe from Russell's grasp.

[@naerkode]

Yea, especially if someone gets a Tattoo of Pepsi Logo or a fan of some UFC failure who got one of those Tatts.

[@s.smilla63]

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

[@timl.b.2095]

I'm glad he called out whoever's on spot, because they're terrible. Lights Russell's chest, not his face.

[@alien6824]

@@timl.b.2095 well consider its a light. Don’t want to blind the guy with the light on his face.

[@jaycho6747]

He does the spotlight joke in every performance. It's getting old.

[@pasqualepagano2580]

ME: laughing at the "the third kid is an accident" Also me: Realises im the third kid my parents had

[@josephwhite7960]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jejak_Pengangguran]

Time to questioning your life

[@freepointsgals609]

Same, mistakes rise up!

[@iantarrayo3088]

Same wtf hahaha

[@deadboy7337]

I'mma leave this at 69 likes

[@ismaelspechtintuition3519]

Insane. Brutal. Shameless. The best comedian ever!

[@prithvibumia2941]

Wouldnt say best but he certainly in the top tier

[@ismaelspechtintuition3519]

@@prithvibumia2941 who would you say is better, or on the same level? I am asking just for the laughs, not because I disagree of you. Thanks Bro.

[@ismaelspechtintuition3519]

@Sarthak Katewa I´ve heard about him, but never seen anything. I´ll give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion Bro.

[@ismaelspechtintuition3519]

@The Deathless thanks a lot for sharing all these names. I certainly will dive into each one of them. I crave for a good laugh. Again, thanks a lot.

[@MrMonnello69]

@@ismaelspechtintuition3519 you've GOTTA check out Sebastian Maniscalco! It's not only his material that's funny, it's the way the guy delivers it that's absolutely bloody hilarious 👍

[@rrverma7271]

even spotlight guy is not safe

[@sashibenlawalling1655]

That "three adopted" bought a smile to my face..🌠

[@CockySuSMounted]

The same face brought ☺ to my 🐍

[@raiPKyt]

Who knows... all 5 might be his own children... Fear of getting roasted from russel... led him to say 3 adopted...!!

[@niteshmurti]

"it's like a sneeze." holy shit i'm dead XD

[@alien6824]

I never actually thought about that lmao

[@vineetjainorg]

That ACHHOO really got me rofl

[@Phantom26092010]

I was like "WTF is potent audience?" LMAO

[@TheMrCC21]

Do you really need it explained to you?

[@Sandeep-qt1nv]

People with good yield!

[@sarahedwards2]

My brother and I are adopted, and our other brother is our parents’ biological child. Our parents tried for almost 15 YEARS after they were married (7 before they reached out to Children’s Aid to put in their application). Then, surprise surprise, when I was 5 and my brother was 2 1/2, our mom was pregnant!

[@umairbutt1355]

@Dach What a lovely comment :) And yes I agree too 😄

[@silentvoiceinthedark5665]

There is some research on that phenomena, nurturing adopted children makes women more fertile and able to conceive. Also observed in other primates

[@Sire_Presh]

Spotlight guy had only one Job 😂😂

[@pjmagesh]

He is a natural comedian. No one can ever beat him

[@MuhammadHaris-ji8gm]

Three adopted. That doesn't count. Lol

[@krishalay]

You mean the ones he bought? 😁

[@MuhammadHaris-ji8gm]

@@krishalay not cool man

[@krishalay]

@@MuhammadHaris-ji8gm Dude, it's not my words, it's RP's words...and if you can't take these kinda jokes then don't watch his shows. Simple.

[@exas4791]

My youngest sibling wasn't happy when my father told her she was an accident.

[@KingMCIV]

exas4791 damn that’s a harsh thing to say :/

[@exas4791]

@@KingMCIV My father said it half in jest, but my youngest sis wasn't amused.

[@AT-kb7zc]

Poor girl

[@stevengreen9536]

That is just wrong.You never tell that to a kid in jest.Especially when they grow up and have to decide wether or not to put you in a nursing home.😛

[@exas4791]

@Janjua Rajput My sister's countenance looks like my father's.

[@lujainalshami2073]

Me being a third kid knowing I'm an accident 👁👄👁

[@Goldmight]

lauging at this, and i realise i am the forth kid.

[@mojomahojo8253]

Then.. You sir are definitely an accident😂😂😂😂

[@officialszabobeatz]

Sweats potentdaditionaously

[@cattleyaandherkittens8607]

😆😆😆here’s too

[@adopt-a-pet1968]

I love stand-up, but I had no idea about this guy. He’s killing it 😂

[@nickseven6814]

Congrats...cos he is one of the best there is in the business...

[@DURKES]

Quick question, do you live in a cave?

[@effortlessproductions]

Damn even the spotlight dude gets shots fired lmao

[@5thdawg917]

Lmao the spot light guy 😂

[@VARMOT123]

there are very few comedians who could've pulled off thes jokes with those noises and movements lol. russell peters is top tier

[@Jejak_Pengangguran]

My grandfather have 14 kids. My father is number 11.

[@J4k7193R]

Grand pa had 4 wives, grandma was the first with 11kids, my pops was either 6,7,8

[@sahil3735]

You're a Muslim. So 14 is somewhat average for you guys

[@heheyboi1065]

@@sahil3735 Na man..That's the old folks..

[@ThatFunnyPlace]

I cant talk. 5 girls 1 boy for me

[@pachukoking2963]

Wow

[@djexitkenya881]

This guy is so much creative, naturally funny🤣🤣🤣

[@SingerAksh]

I truly respect these guys!!!...Not easy to be a live performer....plus make people laugh....For all Comedians 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@adityopratomo6475]

Going to have a third kid and this hits me in the guts 😂

[@silentvoiceinthedark5665]

Russel would make so much fun out of your name, you sound like a Japanese Indian guy

[@silentvoiceinthedark5665]

@@descendedofrigvedicclans2216 Yes I know that

[@Wanderer-zk2qu]

You're AWESOME 😭😂😂😂

[@rossycarollina4236]

Event is surprise it's just "AAAAAAHHHHH" .... 😂😂😂😂

[@harryv6752]

Haha! That was funny. Even the light guy got roasted. 😄

[@a.n1617]

when he said "oh f**k me, i mean don't f**k me" killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@braihahmed8308]

This recommendation saved me from the corona news.

[@harisdiz.5817]

Spotlight guy's on his fkn phone again.

[@TheTerminator1919]

Hahha his Flipino accent is on point

[@luvlife7007]

@TheTerminator1919 nope that is not the accent of Filipino. You either cannot hear or your ear is FULL OF WAX.... watch JOKOY on KZbin and LISTEN to his PILINO ACCENT IMITATION STUPID!!! This Russell is Not funny at all!!!

[@TheTerminator1919]

@@luvlife7007 yup you're 100% flip

[@tideghost]

@@luvlife7007 shut up, zealous Filipino.

[@luvlife7007]

@@tideghost Redeye (pinkeye) means CONJUNCTIVITIS a very contagious bacteria in the eye. It seems to be your JEALOUS OF ME... you must be SMELLY SKUNK INDIA!!!! Hey watch JOKOY you will understand not to be Jealous with us Filipino because we are better than India. For sure we DO NOT SMELL AT ALL, and we DO NOT poop 💩 on the street.

[@kurtmagbujos]

Luv Life, I guess you haven’t been in squatter areas.

[@IshaShrestha]

you need to upload more videos ! you are just so hilarious

[@Nawabid]

LMAOOO I LOVE THIS MAN...

[@fpswreck538]

The sneeze face 😂😂😂

[@theironshepherd7777]

The lamp part had me in tears..

[@officialszabobeatz]

Spotlight

[@sedethanyii4250]

The only comedian whose joke has no boundaries 💙 won't find this kind of gem in generations to come

[@naveen1386]

Damnnnnn he dint spare the spotlight guy 🤣🤣

[@MCShvabo]

Lol he even roasted the spotlight guy.

[@katom_videos2989]

Absolutely amazing funniest guy ever

[@mcmisacigoj2215]

Haha you Rock Man! You inspire all of us young youtubers man!

[@03Pianoplayer]

Hilarious. Peters at his best. 😍👍🏼

[@kaylag5043]

Russel fucking with the spotlight guy was the best XD

[@gpapa71]

I was just watching drip report and then I got you recommended

[@krsna_gwda]

Same fam

[@TheFreeBird]

Skeecger

[@diwashrai]

One of the good ones among recent clips...keep up the good work!

[@khleong9632]

Rub and babies come out lmfao!!!!!

[@4and20blackbirdsbakedinapi6]

Love this guy's humor!

[@jeffpro8]

Hilarious but right! It's not an accident. 😂😂

[@secularph8424]

The spotlight joke , its the third time i heard

[@marcovortexbohler]

all the other recent clips of him are ehhh ok but this one was actually really funny again.

[@user-nr6kq7ex7r]

omg crying from laughts!!!!!

[@itsaashish]

Come is like a sneeze. Wisdom!

[@Itssronzzz]

Can't stop laughinggg

[@maverick-gp6mg]

i admire all the courageous people in the front row.

[@tkchingv]

I'm the accident. FML.

[@starzepicstarz3246]

Am the 3rd kid n lived with grandparents until teens years started working 👀.. love them grands more then parents low key

[@dude3911]

He should have played around with the spotlight guy running around and trying to avoid him 🤣

[@archbishop1666]

He is literally the Eminem of comedy. None safe.

[@The_Drive778]

Even the light kid dose not expected that

[@hasanbaaqeil42]

Thats is a cooooooool one ..

[@dogarnruatdika4155]

An accident right here😂😂😂👍

[@vimeopictures5170]

what an analogy lol

[@YamenNazer]

Sneeze somewhere else hahahahahahahaha i'm dead

[@KamalBensra]

russell is just too good la...

[@ketankumarsingh1]

Me laughing Hysterically as I'm the third one !

[@osvaldodomingos9041]

Imagine if those three adopted kids of that guy didn't know they where adopted. 😱

[@Philson]

Telling it like it is.

[@ShikiSenriismine]

... triplets ... 😂

[@djvelocity]

Looking fit and trim Russell! 🙌

[@miorazeem]

Damnn he is very good at spontaneous joke!

[@TheBlupus]

snezee metaphor was just perfect

[@azimy9388]

*me watching this as a third child after a boy and a girl* 💀 Depression

[@robertadams7129]

This dude is fucking amazing

[@rohansharma1342]

So you had 2 & bought 3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝

[@klannstyle]

sneeze somewhere else please... 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@abeychacko]

I can't stop laughing😂😂😂

[@IEXPOSE828]

Wanna start? Lol jk

[@naerkode]

Don't worry, it gets old.. someday..

[@daniealejandro7689]

The best 🤟🤟🤟😎

[@izuanwahab2096]

It's a blessing.. for me at least.

[@nicholasjohansan8352]

Common sense with humour added 👍

[@100984panu]

What improvisation!

[@arvenzine_yt]

Russeeeeeellll....still funny!!!

[@ShaJawad]

Russelllllllllllllll love from India - Banglore ♥️

[@poisiion]

He was such a great comedian at one point, I used to laugh a lot watching his older videos

[@AshishKumar-ul7ex]

My Great grandfather has 17 children 😂

[@yeeet5795]

I thought he lost it hahahah

[@amankumar206]

2:55 That's me .. That's the reason i m here in this world.

[@Qwuiet]

so true. that's how my mom have 4 brothers lol

[@Phanta.T]

Wait do girls actually believe when guys say "I didn't know"?

[@adopt-a-pet1968]

Phanta T. NO 😂

[@Leeohlin89]

You’d know if you were experienced enough 😅

[@East17A]

cut off the supply line. and then no more worries !! 😁😁

[@alleyoop2017]

The Indian Andy Garcia

[@Burner-nf8ki]

Hilarious

[@enkhsaruul8000]

Laughing my ass of cause its funny then realizing I. Am. The. Third. Child

[@alexcrawford5350]

1:04 Wow, some of the audience response almost got negative there.

[@haruhisuzuhara]

Here in my country, ppl in rural areas hv 6, 7, even 12 children.

[@nirbhaynandan72]

me-sister again sister then me then a brother stop!!

[@smaster_ram]

burrrrrrp..... thats how we born

[@JohnNugroho]

lol even my mother in law admitted that her 3rd kid was a unexpected "bonus".

[@maheshdhungana8113]

Being an Indian, i don't know how he knows all this.. 🤔

[@magic_claw]

He's Canadian.

[@suraj-op2bx]

He is NRI

[@pachukoking2963]

He is not Indian. Also instead of arguing about where is he from why not just call him or his manager??

[@naerkode]

He is as Indian as an Indian Motorcycle made in Canada and shipped out to Florida and then to LA. He is like 50 and has probably spent less than 50 days of his lifetime in India.

[@pachukoking2963]

@Shaan S that's called " ethnicity ". I hope this helps with your damned English. Rahul Gandhi is not Italian just for your common sense

[@sakshisrivastava7586]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AppuAppu-jx7zu]

This reminds me of a guy in his show having 10 kids

[@sabinarai2742]

Third kid check🖐

[@justworship0570]

my both father had 9 siblings and so does my mom, im from Dagestan, southern part of Russia..

[@GEK69NY]

👍👍👍👍👍