POV: Somebodies Boomer Dad posting online

[@astuteandy]

Ah yes, SherCroc Holmes, Private Investi-gator.

[@pandaman144.]

With all due respect, that's fucking terrible. (I still laughed tho)

[@Emperor_Atlantis]

What a hoot 😂

[@seichhornchen]

I wish I was this clever

[@marysampietro2359]

I was unaware that you knew my in-laws personally

[@tishie42]

Not white pit bull riding Jesus..😂😂

[@maccarth4910]

This is most people’s in-laws

[@margotrosendorn6371]

"Asian vegetable babies"? Did nobody think of cabbage patch kids?!

[@KoryGilesMusicGroup]

I did

[@starstorm1267]

Literally my first thought

[@Lusac11]

As a citizen of New Jersey, I can confirm that crab Jesus exists

[@Davidsladky135]

Yo, we don't talk about that!

[@Steven-T]

C'mon bud, the shore is already crowded enough!

[@JakoWako]

Gobbless

[@Lusac11]

@@Steven-T I know right

[@pemex23]

Bro why'd you tell them 😭 we don't need more traffic

[@triggeredcat120]

Him cutting off his laugh was PERFECTION

[@LtColShingSides]

I wasn't ready for "home furniture" lol

[@rofljohn23]

“Growing kids from vegetables is how they got so many people in Chi-“ “-DAD NO”

[@tommyvercetti9434]

Facebook be like: 25% boomers bamboozled by AI shit 25% boomers sharing _what your name says about your personality_ shit 50% bot activity

[@rofljohn23]

But, how can you truly tell the difference between bot activity and regular boomer posting?🤔

[@ursidae97]

​@@rofljohn23if they have post history they're a boomer, if they don't they're a bot, this is not constant for pages, only profiles

[@JAy-iw3xw]

I saw it on the Facebook, gob bless

[@jschnei3]

Gobbless.

[@Entropiccthyarlotep6141]

Goblins

[@aberf9441]

lmao he tried not to laugh on the last one 💀

[@BristolCity1992]

The movements you are making to get the picture in are so accurate.

[@tahjkuemmerle]

Ok but that second picture, I love it just because it looks like something from an Anne Geddes book.

[@joeyl669]

My coworker tried telling me the other day that the shrimp I bought are reformed from plastic and fish bones "bc he saw it on Facebook"💀

[@AshleyFromTX]

My Mom told me food is being made with “bioengineered flour made from crickets.” Facebook is a dumpster fire

[@daytonapeanut]

@@AshleyFromTX Well cricket flour is real, BUT many people can have allergic reactions to it like they do with seafood, so I highly doubt it's being fed to us secretly.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

​@@AshleyFromTXthat one is real tho, they're lobbying rn to have it put into foods with no allergy warnings, which will be disastrous

[@gezz555]

My mother's friend legit warn us to stop buy choco powder because Facebook said they grind worms to make chocolate taste good. Like, wth auntie

[@RRblueberry]

....investi-gator

[@ethanfishell1930]

I love it.

[@lucisano]

Crab Jesus is family

[@JoeisthegreatestFarmer]

Crab Jesus is all

[@ThangPlants]

@@JoeisthegreatestFarmer Crab Jesus is life

[@Dackad]

Crab Jesus is... in New Jersey

[@TheGryfonclaw]

Crab Jesus is likely tasty with drawn butter

[@Arrows-N-eyez]

"I don't wanna... I don't know."

[@HappyNarrative]

I audibly Peter Griffin giggled at alligator boots. Btw did you know “gloves” in German is “handschuhe?” Hand. Shoe. #themoreyouknow 🐊👢

[@CascaDEER]

"This image is perfect, thats what all babies are worth these days, when I was their age I was 6 and working in a pizza parlor and bringing roses to my mother everyday after my 12-hour shift"

[@samtoughman3928]

0:25 they would say china lmfao

[@kyshtar8984]

The Cabbage Patch kids that never released.

[@hitokori4108]

I cracked when he slipped up at 0:40

[@Firestar-TV]

,,Wow amazing a photo❤❤" Those People are really easy to impress🙃

[@kalisederoche]

lmaooo the irony of jesus being one of the most communist figures in history

[@obi-wankenobi1750]

Jesus didn’t really give a crap about politics. His focus was on spiritual matters not earthly ones.

[@fabiorepetti2492]

That thing about sharing everything between his Disciples would make him look like that

[@fional4696]

I have a boomer family member who actually can’t distinguish between reality and AI images. It’s wild what she thinks is real. 😭

[@SimplyKatieWalks]

Home furniture. Do you know my husband personally? Gen x + boomer = interesting marriage

[@BaglessUpright]

"sombodies" lol

[@Qdobafett]

Asian vegetable babies would be an amazing band name

[@BrianOrEric]

Alligator……..alligatorboots

[@SamD.Coffey]

Then he fucking loses it I cant😂

[@definitely_not_Hirohito]

He knows who Lenin is, they're getting better

[@TheBladeOfTheVoid]

I can imagine someone actually hollowing a cabbage and making their kid wear it

[@bigbendum8403]

No boomer would say Asian babies. He would have said chinese babies !

[@MKL_D]

😂😂😂just take the phone away

[@connorjohnson7834]

Oh look it's a lawyer

[@Gumby6583]

Oklahoma vibes indeed.

[@honeybrew5063]

Haha, jokes on you... my dad (61y) doesn't even know how to do a facebook.

[@Sueuhevffbcjjidis]

I would love an asian vegetable baby

[@OlDefiantBlue]

That boomer looks very young

[@aBronyPlays]

Somebody watched a Danny Gonzales video huh lol

[@sunbear_413]

Lolol love this love you

[@cristlejohnson4900]

Cabbage Patch Kids

[@No-One....]

I love this its funny

[@28carter]

Somebody's 💙

[@TrevorBronowicki]

Alagatabootz

[@user-ei2je5oy7x]

Gobless

[@ZorroVulpes]

:53 not bigger than Jesus anymore huh Lenin #fuckthebeatles

[@SpinalGT]

Jarrod the sexy daddy bear.

[@frog1492]

0/10, he didn't call the Asian babies Chinese.

[@Bartssneed]

As white American, I to do not know what Asians do in Asia