POV: What people think Chicago is like

[@FlipFlop_OFC.]

As a person who has been to Chicago multiple times, I assure you that I am dead as I am speaking.

[@mallowhoney]

shut up, nobody can find out that gangs and antifa burned chicago down 2 years ago and we're all zombies pretending to be alive so we don't get tactical nuked by washington.

[@nove7255]

you’re not funn

[@FlipFlop_OFC.]

@@nove7255 I’m not the one who thinks having a troll face pfp is funny, and also learn how to spell.

[@TheRandomDude1011]

Ohhhhhhhhh

[@nove7255]

@@FlipFlop_OFC. Ever heard of a mistype lil bro? and i dont even care about the pfp its been there for 5 years

[@jaytheclown5438]

"You're gonna end up on the citizen app tonight homie" was a cold ass line

[@skodeku]

Felt like I was watching an intro to a new fallout game

[@gamechaser94]

What's citizen app?

[@nomos_lol]

@@gamechaser94Shit I looked it up. It is an app that shows up real 911 alerts in your area. As in “Dead body gsw.”

[@emeraldpk8570]

@@gamechaser94they tell you was happenin inna city, they report shooting and stabbing and shit nearby

[@rabiddoge833]

@@skodekuif fallout new Vegas was in Chicago

[@TITANpwn]

bro really walked into every single side-quest possible 💀

[@itzshadow4k]

I can relate😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sharpshoota8274]

Every side quest and random event

[@dartmaster500]

Side quests, merchants and enemies

[@VincentCastaneda96]

Meeting factions/joining them 😅😂

[@eliasbirkeland5903]

Entering Markarth for the first time be like

[@Heelluminatti]

The Boystown Butt Bandits is so on point bro 😂

[@Feed_The_Kids]

Find em on broadway 😂😂😂

[@WhereNothingOnceWas]

Its not rly a gay spot anymore but it's still a funny joke tbh

[@noahchopson7136]

​@@WhereNothingOnceWas it's still pretty gay lol

[@jakemore2024]

The whole Northside is gey

[@gxtmfa]

@@WhereNothingOnceWasIt’s been a year since I’ve been there. Are you telling let it’s changed that much in a year?

[@cwbejing6427]

Bro really recorded his trip to Chicago and thought we wouldn’t notice

[@KINGEOINBYRNE]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Glitchedluke]

so many npcs in this simulator

[@dansanders340]

I thought this was a tour of DC

[@TerminatorRodrygo.]

​@@Glitchedlukenobody agrees with you buddy, it was actually a funny joke

[@Skank_hunt420_]

Surprised you didn’t end your comment with” deserves an Oscar” . Sheep

[@iscrampad2194]

The 24/7 sirens in the background kills me 😂

[@TheSpecialJ11]

I lived near downtown for a year and I got so used to sirens, I didn't even notice them in this video. Lmao.

[@auroratic9983]

Holy shit I didn’t even notice the first time around

[@TheKiddSoftYT]

But it's like this with the sirens. Not 24/7 but most of the time you'll hear sirens. Depending on which side you live on

[@unknown_4176]

Chicago ambience

[@kylewagenaar5786]

I live in a small town between the two most dangerous cities in canada so I just thought that was a normal city thing

[@DanDoesStuffs]

Finally a shorts creator who KNOWS what POV actually means. I commend you, sir.

[@gtbxjay_yt]

Anyone who doesn't know what pov means should just give up on life😂

[@ducksinarow4739]

Bro calm down

[@drekenproductions]

@@ducksinarow4739 these guys acting like they didn't learn about pov videos on the hub.

[@blizzard1198]

Bro everyone knows what it means

[@blizzard1198]

​@@gtbxjay_yt older generations don't know such words, you're basically telling everyone's grandparents and old parents to kill themselves

[@TKontent]

How it feels starting a Bethesda RPG with all DLC and seeing all the side quests pop up on screen out of nowhere:

[@pr135t5]

Just did a new fo4 play through with all creation club content. Man U weren’t kidding

[@jjacktheripper2]

To be fair, the one trip I took to Chicago somebody stole the tires off my truck.

[@significantgumption]

bro 😭😭

[@TTV-Floppydisk]

damnnb

[@Tuto-cl8or]

He did not want you to leave his beautiful city, that's all 😂

[@JohnnyViti]

Bro just wanted you to stay 😭

[@seandipaul8257]

You snooze you lose

[@Jacket500]

The mafia guy was probably the nicest one out of them all besides that dealer offering him weapons. You gotta stay strapped.

[@scotteyers8518]

In chicago? One of the most antigun cities in one of the most antigun states? You get caught with a gun, and it's an instant felony. Just don't live in chicago. There are MUCH better places to be homeless. Better to be homeless in the south than to be in the chicago cold, with people's trash raining down on you from the bridge above.

[@Evil_FunRuining_GayPerson]

He ain't even putting a price on em. Could be free. Maybe even cheap

[@rvnglntk1010]

The Portillos hat sealed the fit too

[@se7ense7ens37]

I know man I was literally thinking to my self at the end “shouda joined the gang.. shoulda joined the gang..”

[@adoniszeus2889]

the nicest guy was the one who shot 17 ppl but spared him

[@isaaccarlson5496]

That homeless guy selflessly gave him free drugs wow so beautiful

[@bs321321]

Not the drugs. Just the addiction.

[@DrakeAM]

he gave him free aids ❤❤❤ how wholesome 🎉🎉😢😢

[@Bemorefoxxx]

And probably HIV from the the needle. Sharing is caring.

[@mattyice1650]

It was most likely hep-c

[@Pumkin932]

Free drugs? Certainly not. Contaminated needles taped behind gas station pump handles, car door handles and stuck inside of candy because they think it's hilarious? Definitely.

[@illogicalapple]

the ketchup part is unironically real

[@DWells-el8bg]

“ Southside Italian Beef Brothers” I’m dead 💀😭

[@SeriousGamerAlert]

True

[@shanmxndrej]

Vs boysTown butt bandits

[@arf3433]

As a member of the Boystown Butt Bandits, you will be 😂

[@DWells-el8bg]

@@arf3433 the Italian beef brothers will not lose to you 😤

[@TezcatlipocaMountyRailfan]

I’m afraid to like this comment. The likes are at 666 😲

[@hunterXhamster]

That escalated appropriately.

[@zcqm]

This has went from 0-100 in a respectable amount of time

[@clintonhollingsworth7993]

Naw, this is LA

[@PuurksYT]

this situation has achieved the highest possible status in an acceptable and realistic length of time.

[@zcqm]

@@PuurksYT The progression of this predicament has transitioned gradually, spanning from an initially very mild state to a point of utmost severity, all within an entirely acceptable and meticulously accurate timeframe, demonstrating the precision of the unfolding events.

[@gingersolacemusic7590]

​@zcqm The inclination of the events that heretofore transpired occurred in such a manner to be perceived as not unnaturally concise, and simultaneously in such a sense that would not be so longwinded as to be tiresome. Rather, such happenstance took place in a timely and orderly fashion that would in fact be reasonable to expect in one's everyday life, t'were of course such a scenario to unfurl before the aforementioned individual.

[@typhondio0000]

Don’t let them lie to you. It’s EXACTLY like this. (Edit for new people seeing this. Hi, my name is Hunter. Let everyone know.)

[@Mindraker1]

To be fair, it's like this, but with a Chicago accent.

[@CuddyClipssss]

😂😂😂 what’s the accent

[@typhondio0000]

@@Rave.1207 What’s Chicago?

[@fernoramos94]

No its not. I live here and it's not anywhere near as bad as people say. I saw more action on the west coast.

[@demetrius3581]

​@Rave.1207 my wife is from Chicago yall def have an accent. Her whole family does😂😂

[@JUMBOISI9242]

the homeless man injecting him was way too funny

[@xzeleniv1015]

“YOURE GONNA END UP THE CITIZEN APP HOMIE” 💀 got me DEAD.

[@oldchannel6736]

Got him dead too💀

[@leafycxtte]

​@@oldchannel6736exactly💀

[@mmbpyne5976]

Literally

[@obiwanfisher537]

Him too

[@Colasodaroblox]

Lol I ruined 666 likes

[@zaxtube3997]

bro just experienced more in 1 minute than I have in my entire lifetime

[@kevinflores6884]

Go to Chicago and you'll understand

[@eiliaazizi8571]

🗿💀

[@dorkykiddo9587]

idk if that’s sad or not. seems boring but also just safe and normal. but at the same time i’m from the south side of chicago 👎

[@Donkyelburro]

This is my city no joke

[@Random_blackguy]

That mafia guy was more 1978 private investigator than a Chicago resident

[@anthonys3892]

Was he wearing a portillos hat? 😂

[@Youeatbabies]

why’s he wearing rubber shoes in a suit 💀😭

[@user-ee8zl8lp3u]

check out chicago in the 20's-60's my G

[@t0xyn_]

it's even funnier when you think about how there used to be italian mobsters in Chicago

[@unitalavanta1772]

From where youre kneeling, this must be an 18 karrot run of bad luck ahh ending

[@omarionspratling174]

People are starting to understand what POV actually is and it makes me happy

[@kme2383]

Boo 🤑👎

[@whihoney]

RIGHT? i love it

[@Livelearnhustle]

Lou ratchet does some good ones too

[@trevor_4]

Huh wdym

[@Dr.HooWho]

People know they just don't care

[@whodafuck9289]

Accurate representation of what happens in 80 seconds of being in Chicago

[@nanzoiro]

460 likes no comments? I gotchu

[@michaelbaltezore747]

That place sucks, every time I go it's a stereotype of a shit hole city. New York is pretty bad too.

[@MaximusTheChosenOne]

Yeah You not from Chicago

[@Spideybean]

Ye you have never been to Chicago buddy don't even

[@AbolishTheATF_]

Chicagos trash

[@karayami7327]

As a natural born Chicago person this is lore accurate

[@wizkideli10]

Real

[@adhamhassan7565]

Wat 💀

[@what_in_the_world8724]

Fr

[@thehoodedvoice2768]

loving the limbo profile pic btw

[@Monsterthatsunderyourbed]

Go back where ya came Chicagonian and stay there

[@dezwashere8706]

i love how he was worried about his crocs and not the fact that he was literally about to die

[@ChrisCD3256]

"What the hell is that guy wearing" Bro disrespected the drip 💀

[@multifan_productions]

He disrespected the 1980,s mafia man

[@Jacko_SE]

​@@multifan_productionsNo man, that's the 1920s drip

[@elizabethhernandez2911]

Peaky blinders looking ahh dude

[@asscheeks3142]

It’s funny because people still think the “mob” is in Chicago, well. White people like to think that.

[@The_Hirohiko_Araki]

“Is this Chicago or Detroit?” _”What’s the difference?”_

[@deanfarr3249]

Both. That's why I wouldn't live in neither place

[@Stryeditz]

Literally Chicago and Detroit r faternal twins 😂

[@SauniPataki]

@@Stryeditzdetroit dont off randoms for clout

[@BOSSDONMAN]

Have you visited either city?

[@stevonwhite8933]

@@BOSSDONMAN Most of these people never stepped outside of small towns😂

[@ervinav602]

How bumping into every npc in a game at the same time be like

[@HooliganXx05]

Literally watchdogs

[@andrewpandrew7786]

First time walking into a city in a Bethesda game be like

[@Tractor5015]

FO4 diamond city be like:

[@nnnnnnnn695]

Nah he's ok, cuz the cameraman NEVER dies💯💯💯

[@dawsonsarcade7670]

But the thing is though he didn’t shoot the guy he shot the camera destroying it therefore making it so he is no longer the camera man and thus mortal again

[@Cornonthejecob]

This is the most realistic representation of Chicago I’ve ever seen.

[@Sylv925]

As someone who lives in Chicago the most unrealistic thing was that the mobster had a business card

[@Bahtou1]

this is obviously staged every1 is white

[@whatiwonder4299]

The fits were spot on tho

[@badhabit8824]

It really really is

[@catboydale]

This is soooo true

[@borekminer]

The fact theres still cops to be blaring sirens means this is one of the better parts of the city

[@HappyGuy-cn9po]

💀

[@HappyGuy-cn9po]

In NOLA, it means you’re not in the city 😅

[@jordaneggerman4734]

​@@HappyGuy-cn9poMan, New Orleans and Kansas City the only two cities that need to put the state after, _on an abbreviation..._ and there are two KC's, so...what's New Orleans' excuse? Lol

[@HappyGuy-cn9po]

@@jordaneggerman4734 “NOLA” just sounds better than “NO”.😁

[@jordaneggerman4734]

@@HappyGuy-cn9po lol fair

[@A_Human_Male]

I've never seen a more accurate description of Chicago before.

[@Chuy2842]

This is just the hood the city is beautiful

[@Smile200-z4y]

Aside from a few muggings on michigan.

[@XGrimzukiX]

Sounds like a legit war zone on the weekends

[@bendover9620]

​@@Chuy2842Dude the whole state is the hood

[@mrrod3004]

​@chuy7934 na, don't play that, traveled the entire state of California and it's all trashed from democratic policies lol. So is Chicago and Seattle.

[@delinkwent7375]

Him dunking the hotdog is fucking hilarious

[@STaSHZILLA420]

Fun Fact: If you take someone's hotdog in Chicago, make sure its a sunny day. Because that will be the last thing you see.

[@kathleendavisfurdella8774]

its always sunny in philadelphia

[@shadzsee223]

Why though

[@MewTwo_YT221]

The person you stole it from.... is mostlikely armed.

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

​@@shadzsee223...because they will most likely respond with aggressive physical action resulting in severe injury and/or death

[@shadowling77777]

@@shadzsee223u ded

[@user-nd5yf8zq9t]

"your gomna be on the citizen app tonight homie" cold asf

[@nannerkingdom1749]

Nah da

[@specializededucation]

tf the citizens app

[@frosths1178]

​@@specializededucationit tells you about crime reports in the area. You can also go live and record events yourself for others to see. It's like the social media version of crime watching.

[@m1v1per95]

​@@specializededucationfr

[@M4TTYN]

Me near by in a close by metro city i fear this exact thing! to i make too many 911 calls so i actually end up on the citizen app! i hate it.

[@YIDEOUS]

“You gone end up on the citizens app tonight boa” is crazy🤣😭

[@manciv510]

That one got me ngl

[@aouyiu]

​@@daniellechuga7654 better you don't know

[@CalebzCreationz]

Bro u got 420 likes🤙

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

Homie

[@sanguine2552]

Never heard of jt

[@MichaelAlbanese666]

As someone who was born in Chicago and lived there for six years I can confirm I got mugged everyday XD

[@anobody6234]

This is the nicest part of all of Chicago and the surrounding area

[@misterree]

I can confirm. I'm the hot dog in the trash. A kind raccoon ate me, currently digesting me.

[@-undesirable-]

​@@misterreeyo, sorry, was kinda hungry.

[@Mint-tea1010]

​​@@-undesirable-you really don't have to apologize, it feels good. and don't ask how I know.

[@_y3k]

@@Wolf-tk6dk oh! look up! its the joke flying over your head!

[@_y3k]

@@Wolf-tk6dk dawg. it was never that serious.

[@ArmadilloJohn]

Last guy really pulled out the "it was all rigged from the start"

[@Bros_In_Love]

"Ring-a-ding-ding"

[@dizzytappy]

He just had an 18 karat run of bad luck that's all

[@revivalofnutrient]

Lmaoo Fr mans got couried sixed

[@jakestan1185]

I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle Jingle jangle

[@CreatorHub2024]

@@jakestan1185as I go riding merrily along

[@kwofeebean6337]

Bro is so good at acting he felt like completely different people

[@justinjames2436]

If you’re mentally challenged maybe

[@juspersonal7284]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@justinjames2436considering you used “your” instead of you’re* I think you’re there with him buckaroo

[@kwofeebean6337]

@@justinjames2436 kys

[@EggplantHarmesan]

​@@justinjames2436your grammar doesn't make you look any better than him

[@sunbear9374]

It’s a psychological things with the clothes and acting of each character, it’s pretty common.

[@Mista-white829]

The Portillo’s hat on the mafia dude got me😂

[@VELOCITY_EDITZ10516]

With the “BOYS TOWN BUTT BANDITS” 💀

[@archibaldc.1833]

Also known as Epstein's clients.

[@Vhvjdow0ajsbcdhcuei3o22-om4sm]

boys town is a real place, chicago is turning into a dump, only thing missing from the video is all the people smoking pot since it was legalized

[@Noob_Slayer_2.0]

Dat had me dying😂😂😂

[@semidecent6773]

Boston

[@HeroesHoshi]

W-why'd they call them that?

[@Fallen122]

When I was in Chicago a homeless man popped my tires and put a dead cat in the bed of my truck.

[@origintrackz5235]

Not as bad, but homeless dude in Philly asked for money i said na bro i dont got any cash on me. motherfucker said i take cash app😂

[@BearlyTired]

​@@origintrackz5235 Whatever works 😂

[@origintrackz5235]

I guess it was worth a shot😂😂🤷‍♂@@BearlyTired

[@BearlyTired]

@@origintrackz5235 Guess so lol

[@hayleyjones558]

I had a dude dressed in a clown suit, rushed into my car when i stopped at a stop sign and took my fried chicken. Chicago is messed up dude

[@troyschram7211]

I was in chicago for 6 hours, and it was EXACTLY like this. I've never seen a more accurate video

[@fictitiousnightmares]

A whole 6 hours, wow. You are an expert now.

[@azearaazymoto461]

@@fictitiousnightmares He survived a whole 6 hours, give the man some respect

[@sappypaws]

​@@azearaazymoto461For real

[@_Yombo]

You got shot?

[@Exotiiic107]

Try 27 years lol

[@Temprest_The_Tornado]

Bro met the definition of unskippable side quests 💀🙏

[@TheLegoGuy_66]

"You're gonna end up on the citizen app tonight homie"💀

[@dookies7736]

😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@VENUS-nq4gz]

That line took me out 😂

[@-aeshe-4951]

What's that

[@eigtea]

​@@-aeshe-4951shows crime and safety alerts around your area

[@user-ub4su5cx4f]

​@@-aeshe-4951it's an app that gives notifications for crime in your area

[@redeyesstfu]

As a official member and one of the generals of the Boystown Butt Bandits, this is 100 percent accurate.😂

[@benturner3458]

Sounds like a legit gang. Wouldn't wanna get on the wrong side of the butt bandits.

[@LilmacX]

Fr bro, as an ex hang around he lucky he met one the nice BB’s. ) ( ( )Y( ) Bøøtay Bændit$ fo real in them streets Bruh, never get caught lackin 💥🔫 🗡️🔪⚔️💣💀☠️ 📲💴💶💷💵💰💉💊🚬💸💵💴💶💷 RIP To my big uncle he jsut got popped

[@jesussal8289]

"You gon end up on the citizens app homie" 💀💀💀

[@AntonioMoreno-nl9kb]

I was looking for this for a minute lmfao

[@JesusHernandez-bs6yr]

This comment was top tier!!! Seriously 😂😂😂

[@tokageki]

What's the citizen app?

[@epicduck1269]

@@tokagekithe citizen app is a app that delivers instant and constant notifications about the area around you or if your a Chicagoan like me what’s going on in your city it constantly warns you of crimes,accidents,bomb threats terror attacks,or traffic,and homicides,robbery,and suicides take the front page

[@SammyLowkz562]

@@tokagekilook it up lol

[@narsbed4889]

The transitions are smooth bro.

[@RyanLynch1]

"you're gonna end up on the citizen app" is a great threat

[@cashcarti8937]

It was a little dark

[@HelloNyanCat]

Same pfp lmao

[@TheDarkFalcon]

What is the citizen app?

[@seantaggart7382]

​@@TheDarkFalconoh basically think of it as basically people helping 911 tell people whats going on around them

[@Tsbfg]

🦫

[@byronmann4525]

The gangster giving out side quests is what got me 😂

[@qlitch]

bro came in like a planned event at level 15 😭😭

[@klaudspeed]

This aint funny. I roll with the Boystown Butt Bandits.

[@garfieldreal66]

Level 1 crook vs level 99999 mafia boss

[@Avvxxx]

As a Chicago resident I can confirm you do not wanna be out at night

[@An_Attempt]

As a notice to anyone else that reads this comment: that is not normal for the rest of the world.

[@ian7897]

​@@An_Attemptit is normal for people in south america

[@goazer2]

@@ian7897 That's because they don't have 1st world social order because their governments are ineffective and corrupt. Like Chicago.

[@mikesch7672]

I don't need to live there to know I don't even want to fly over Chicago. Let alone stop there.

[@valorantkeys4709]

Definitely don't want to be walking down ally ways alone day or night.

[@JUJUCARS]

The fact that he actually posted up againist the trash bin is hilarious

[@PK-Sage]

Bro the citizen app joke was mad 💀💀

[@MrDoverfield]

Citizen app: give us money for the app to be remotely useful

[@pauldailey2102]

relatable

[@mariomario820]

​@@MrDoverfielddude fr

[@The_Beyond0]

I knew my area was horrible I had to delete that shit after realizing how much crime actually goes on. I was just downright disappointed 😂

[@mariomario820]

@The_Beyond0 dude I though my area was fine till I saw that there's like 5 sex offenders within a 2 mile radias

[@gibrantmartinez]

Im Mexican, passed by Chicago in winter. I went to get groceries in a Walmart, came back to my hotel truck where i was sleeping at the time, some mf! stole my fkin blanket and my stereo. Felt just like latin America. Thx to the Chicago people making me feel at home.

[@Dog15308]

I must’ve not been where all the stuff was cause I never saw a Walmart there, I think I was just too close to the city parts

[@joseangelrodriguezpolanco634]

There's no best feeling like feeling in Latin America when you go to the USA

[@hectohrz]

Born and raised. Lived all over including Cicero and Humboldt Park. I don't miss it.

[@FireAttack0811]

💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@chicagotypewriter2094]

Tbf, Chicago is only 1 letter away from Chicano

[@wbangling]

"the boys town butt bandits" 💀

[@assmane999]

Ya see?

[@purejokes3951]

Southside Italian Beef Brothers

[@nathanbarnhart7823]

Can I join two gangs?

[@briantalley8038]

Thinkaboutit

[@realtensaki]

@@assmane999riiight

[@YourRealDad-pz5fl]

Bro said "were at war with the Boyz Town Butt Bandits" hahahahaha😅😅😅

[@starrothejanitor5488]

Fun fact: the AR-16 is actually a real gun but never met production and was later retooled into the AR-18.

[@dontcopymystyle4469]

You just dropped some knowledge..💯💯💯

[@Guy_lost]

​@@dontcopymystyle4469lemme pick it up

[@BenTyrdafgon]

308 caliber, i have an ar-18

[@BenTyrdafgon]

AR-18 is the 308 Caliber version of the AR-15

[@420tomcat]

AR18 - 5.56 AR10- 7.62

[@mobyythicc]

Omg 😂 “we’re at war with the Boystown Butt Bandits” stopppp 💀

[@whosyodaddy763]

The crazy part is that their is a sect of GDs in Chicago that call themselves Boyz Town 😂

[@kingjofferyjoe3143]

​@@whosyodaddy763but it's also a gay version of that who are really butt bandits up north 😂😂

[@whosyodaddy763]

@kingjofferyjoe3143 dang I didn't know about that lol

[@grady383]

Stop what I'm not nott the police

[@Blockbuster-qx4xp]

Beware of their leader the butty warrior

[@fate_o_nate7847]

The homeless man hittin u wit the crack has me weak, but is also unlocked a new fear💀😭😂

[@CherryFlavoredAntacids]

Where I live in California, there are some homeless that will go rob stores and people, brandishing their hypodermic needles as weapons (they claim they have hep-c or aids)

[@ShinyGundamZero]

It's actually a thing, unfortunately. The most notorious organization that I've heard to do this was the "AIDS Family." I'll let you think about why they chose that name.

[@skunkyslwwper2283]

@@ShinyGundamZero howd they not get their entire face kicked in after the first time

[@rustyfisher2081]

​@@skunkyslwwper2283yeah for real I'd beat the shit out of someone for injecting me with something

[@myfatassdick]

Look up Bryan Cranstons death scene in the movie Drive THATS the real fear for that move

[@adam.minnich]

Why is this so relatable😂😂😂

[@Imaginaryfriendsarereal]

I have lived in Chicago my whole life and the hot dog getting thrown away since it wasn’t a Chicago style hot dog has happened to me 3 times

[@lily-if8ir]

Omg lol

[@wmumoose1]

Don’t make it four. Learn ya lesson! 😂

[@Benguin1]

@Gremlin-jv3wj I’m guessing you’ve been through the pain of having garbage sports teams like I did

[@Cumflavoredredbull]

Cap

[@wmumoose1]

@@Cumflavoredredbull what does hot dog have to do with hats?

[@K.A.Riley09]

"Man, not my crocs!" That sounded so genuine, line killed me

[@VysePresidentGeo]

Him too.

[@autismworldtravel]

😂😂😂

[@thesansthatasked]

Not my gumdrop buttons!

[@mr.blobberry3112]

Bro has 60 quests active at once.

[@Fencellisk]

And no surprise, failed them all.

[@jerryellis2184]

The fact he was about to go back for the hotdog it’s hilarious

[@Beni_on_60fps]

“Now your addicted to crack” 😂😂 I’m dying

[@MontaCollier]

😂😂😂😂

[@kristjanalexanderkarlsson822]

you're*

[@fucbruh]

@@kristjanalexanderkarlsson822🤓

[@swannoir7949]

In his case, Meth.

[@TogglePassive]

You're*

[@itsczyn]

The homeless dude with the Portillos box is taking me out rn😂

[@XpiritMusic]

That shit scared tf out me now i think im afraid of homeless people😭😭😭😭

[@user-sf4ld7sk9t]

“You’re gonna end up on the citizen app tonight” is an unnecessary cold line Edit: why can’t my notifications be filled with videos recommended to me or something? Edit 2: and yet when I make an original joke…

[@jeffpeepee3684]

"Homie"

[@parker489]

That’s what I’m sayin like that shit hard 😂

[@coreyguns556]

I swear😂😂

[@chris90sk]

That had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@cqgod]

🥶🥶

[@HakunonKishinami]

Damn the opening to Fallout New Chicago looking crazy

[@Rey_raY99]

This is the most accurate depiction of Chicago I ever seen in a short 😂

[@michalsakaluk637]

you never been to chicago

[@Rey_raY99]

@@michalsakaluk637 npc energy

[@mdffhj]

@@michalsakaluk637you haven’t either by the sound of it keep in mind not too long ago Chicago was the center of all crime lords and shady businesses

[@michalsakaluk637]

@@Rey_raY99 you never been to Chicago energy

[@north_borne]

​@@michalsakaluk637 Average Chicago Cope

[@Jaxodahomie]

Being a Chicagoan, I can confirm this is a normal Tuesday

[@Karmanator_]

True! I'm also a chicagoin

[@soalureclipsebunny]

Same fr

[@lxndon_3854]

Yeah, this just happened to me the other day

[@joannabaran-glazer9267]

I can also confirm that this would happen in Chicago sometimes😂

[@TheOath888]

What a cess pit of a city

[@WettFingerr]

“ Boys town butt bandits “😂😂😂

[@WhereNothingOnceWas]

A historically gay neighborhood!

[@allways8782]

what kind of shit!😆😆😆

[@patrickmcgovern676]

Of corse this is posted by a guy named wet finger 🤞🤘😂. Fair enough 😅

[@jong3122]

As someone who lives in boys town, thankfully my butt has never been bandited, but it is an ever-present fear

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

The last part legitimately scared me

[@joeyzhu3039]

"i just shot 17 ppl back there dont make it 18" "u gonna be on the citizen app homie" 😭💀💀

[@z3v..]

almost like i watched the same video

[@Jlk9711]

Hilarious.

[@SpiritSins]

Most creative yt shorts comment:

[@HowCouldYouu]

what is the point of this comment

[@somedorkydude6483]

I misread the comment as he shot 17 black people

[@thedarkwolfv7233]

"Yeah, hold on. I'll call you back. This dude has ketchup on his hot dog." had me 🤣💀

[@mileshorn1489]

I actually seen two drunk guys fight over ketchup on a hotdog during a cubs game 😂

[@AlanWilzig]

should be a national law

[@MSKDATNIGHT]

@@mileshorn1489no u didnt

[@lukasprien4338]

Fr

[@mileshorn1489]

@@MSKDATNIGHT sure did. Giants at cubs August 2014. Giants won 8-3. I had just left the team store and was headed back to my seat. Only game I have been to at Wrigley. That was the cherry on top to my Chicago experience 😆

[@Splicea]

Most accurate Chicago video ever

[@MrHiyou52]

Chiraq*

[@gamekuk9452]

@@MrHiyou52E

[@King-ks6xi]

“Your gonna end up on the citizen snap homie” is lowkey a clean ass line😂😭😂

[@nopenopeington4658]

the “you gonna end up on the citizen app homie” killed me 😂😂 edit: damn thanks for all the likes! i didn’t think me repeating what the dude said in the video would get so many 🤣🤣

[@SirEel5]

It also killed him

[@JustADude2069]

Accurate though.

[@thebluemoose8190]

Literally

[@Unarmed_bandit]

Nah, it killed him. 😭

[@BNOplayer]

Normal day in America 🇺🇸

[@That-Red-Dude]

1930’s Chicago in a nutshell

[@SpartanChief2277]

Not enough hispanic or black gangs tho

[@onepiecefannN1]

wow really?

[@That-Red-Dude]

@@onepiecefannN1 yeah but people shot each other over mainly alchohol

[@80PercentAshamedOfU]

@@SpartanChief2277 Didn’t need to be. Prohibition era was on the lighter side of things.

[@SpartanChief2277]

@@80PercentAshamedOfU I mean 40s then, many many gangs started from puerto ricans and blacks then later mexican migración in 1950/60s. SD, GD, LK, Raza, pp, soo many gangs and their colors even pink

[@user-zf9kx5wn7g]

I have lived in Chicago, and this is actually accurate 💀

[@ivanayoshi7161]

This isn’t how it’s like at all buddy

[@ShisuiDUchiha]

it depends what part of chicago you grew up on but most of da shi is accurate from da homeless crackheads to shootings to da portillos😂 italian beef be smackin on bro

[@qubed8465]

I lived there for 6 years and never saw anything here accept beggars and sirens. I did almost never go out at dark so that could be why

[@Mptappin12]

I remember as a kid growing up in the 2010s. This is exactly what I pictured Chicago like.

[@user-cs4vt7oz5l]

@@ivanayoshi7161yes it is, it depends in which part of the city you live in but mostly it is like this

[@ajbucher9440]

The constant siren in the background is completely accurate

[@blackjack5908]

Last one had real "You're face is on a T-shirt and your family is traumatized" vibes

[@v1nceexcepttheresnov1nce15]

He definitely meant to shoot him

[@sanabhigauraw4952]

Yeah i dont think he caught him by surprise

[@theraveninrapture]

he even reloaded his pistol, cocked it back, and shot him twice

[@treeoflife8060]

He definitely dropped down to floor

[@sanabhigauraw4952]

He probably had teardrops in his eyes

[@dededetheboi9913]

As a Chicagoan, the Portillo’s cardboard that the homeless man is sitting under is so funny 😭

[@InstantDeath-34]

Ah yes, portillo’s the epitome of Chicagos cuisine

[@TheFlexzingCat]

Portillo’s is literally delicious

[@uniqfox]

@@TheFlexzingCat it was but they changed up the menu a bit drastically

[@uniqfox]

@@InstantDeath-34 next to pizza

[@geist33w]

Cake shakes go hard

[@xt-cj7jg]

As a Chicagonian, this is lore accurately accurate

[@ShmuckCanuck]

As a cansidan it makes me giggle when Americans talk about cities having “dangerous people” and implying some of them are good at fighting 🤣😂

[@ShmuckCanuck]

Like you don’t even know how funny it is when Canadians talk about places they’ve been in America And they’ll be like wait you went to all these super dangerous places wernt you scared And it always goes the same way Nah; I mean it was kinda dirty t but hats just america isn’t it poor and dirty and rude But like o has to beat some dudes up but they couldn’t fight so they just kinda ran off once I caved in there eye socket

[@xt-cj7jg]

Yeah they think its like the most dangerous place on the world@@ShmuckCanuck

[@ShmuckCanuck]

@@slimek777 fr the only dangerous place in america is a third grade classroom

[@cybroX]

@@ShmuckCanuck America is dangerous because of gun violence, more guns than people and almost everyone has one.. your friend just wanted to sound tough I guess.🤷🏾‍♂️

[@TictacmanRBLX]

As someone who lives in Chicago I'd say this is actually pretty accurate

[@mattholland8966]

Nice to see Chicago has gotten better!

[@Drabpuppet]

Better than 1929

[@kyspls671]

I mean every year a 23 increase

[@riverkanitz8710]

Underrated comment

[@RockStar-pv1cp]

😂😂😂Best comment EVER!

[@anotherHelldiver]

All thanks to the Fully capable,Definetly not demented or communist president Joe Biden!

[@jessicaweikert1363]

Alternate title: how Chicago really is

[@kupo8701]

For real. My sister has lived there for about 15 years (in the city). This isn't too far from the truth.

[@LC-bc2gb]

lmaoo I'll never forget one of the times I was walking and this dude walks past me going "c*ack, c*ke, c*ack, c*ke" 😂🤷🤦🤦🤦 I was like 15 lol it was a learning experience. Now I live a little bit outside Chicago in one of it's shitty suburbs and it's not much different lol

[@yurrgee]

@@LC-bc2gbThat’s every hood, no matter what your age is😭

[@EditDoggo]

Nah that's Ohio

[@WrestleLuxury]

​​@@kupo8701because she lives in downtown 😂😂😂

[@tejwael3019]

damn even the cameraman can't survive in Chicago !

[@crackingpenny3186]

Woah woah woah how do tou know he died? He was drugged and didnt feel a thing so i dont know

[@isansabina1044]

Overused meme it’s so lame try better gen z

[@crackingpenny3186]

@isansabina1044 over used insult to base someone's personality and intelligence based off when they were Born. Try better next time.

[@isansabina1044]

@@crackingpenny3186 wow kid you also have no sense of humor y’all keep overusing jokes and dead memes like cameraman Oscar thing jit and Ohio

[@Jixsyyyyyy]

@@isansabina1044 I think you've forgotten that gen z isn't made up of solely little kids. Stop being such an elitist and grow up; nobody other than you even pays attention to corny memes.

[@BravoBrickStudios-tz8np]

Yo the transitions fire fr

[@justcharles7429]

LMFAO *touch* “ now you’re addicted to crack and are gonna live on the streets like me” 💀💀💀

[@dontreadthisplease2416]

Look closer. It's a needle.

[@ethanschannel]

He got injected with a syringe💉

[@big-boyballer]

​@@ethanschannel😩

[@SanguineSaint21]

Fun fact, the gunshots sound sample was from actual recordings of Chicago.

[@jeanangelo98]

“You’re gonna end up on the citizen app tonight, homie.” Sent shivers down my spine, NGL

[@PhiladelphiaCollins451]

Sorry for being too Canadian, whats the citizen app?

[@badgerbear6372]

Ye, I am Australian and ive got no clue what that is

[@natesofla8891]

Google it.

[@Xphyle-tf1do]

Its an app that updates in real time to crime through user reports. So people know to be careful. I'm sure they use it in other areas outside of Chicago but I personally haven't seen it used so commonly anywhere else. Just goes to show how bad crime is down there.@@PhiladelphiaCollins451

[@puppeteer1402]

@@PhiladelphiaCollins451just an app that sends safety alerts to people if something bad happens near them

[@Bag6i0o]

Homie didn’t even mess with bro but still got shot

[@lazyfree]

Nah that crackhead needle stabbing was too accurate😭

[@KeerHere]

little 5 yr old : HOW DO U KnOw?!?!?!

[@lemorewilliams7981]

Wow i hope not thats terrible

[@xxdirevice.9832]

@@lemorewilliams7981it’s true bruh😭

[@LostintheHate]

@@xxdirevice.9832they let that shit happen out there? Chicago = 🗑️

[@Daiu3000]

Unironically, this is a masterpiece

[@ramirezmanuel117]

As somone born and raised in chicago i can say that this is the Best piece of immersive journalism ive seen to date.

[@jibriltv1828]

I moved to Chicago a few years ago and this is COMEDY and it's accurate Here's a story. One time someone left a LIVING BABY on the pavement 1/2 a block away from my house

[@ramirezmanuel117]

@jibriltv1828 yeah that's messed up. I've seen some stuff man, used to do repos on the westside.

[@margaretzalewski7814]

Fr

[@adalbertogonzalez439]

FRRRR🤣

[@ivebeenmemed]

You allowed it to happen by allowing blacks to be here

[@MIZUANDTEME]

The cop sirens blaring in the background is killing me lol

[@amacodabeasto]

Boystown butt bandits got me 😂

[@michaelanthony79]

They did? Sorry to hear that.

[@amacodabeasto]

@@michaelanthony79 Man, they sucked.

[@subnaticashark2093]

@@amacodabeastosucked what? Dang sorry to hear that

[@SulidudeFN]

@@amacodabeastosucked what?

[@streezy4207]

Was Diddy the head hancho 😂

[@johnmichaelbanuelos]

"Boystown Butt Bandits" is an underrated line

[@theecharmingbilly]

The types to lift a pair of crocs!!

[@datmanjay420]

@@theecharmingbillyLMFAO 😂

[@miguelangellopezflorez295]

I didn't know. Now I do

[@Darthflips]

​@@brentsmith7013they probably had a better time there.

[@mrkbestpicturesa3306]

Every european explaining me why I shouldn’t visit America be like 😂

[@TierZEMO]

fr

[@trxpz_tj286]

Lemme rephrase “Every German telling me why to join their army and not americas army”

[@seether3345]

America? No. Blue state liberal run shit holes? Yea.

[@collinsmith3092]

Wait are you trying to defend Chicago lololo or making fun of it lol cause if your defended it your part of the problem

[@davidshepherd8917]

@@trxpz_tj286weird guy

[@HL2conscript]

bro really had the AR-1 and AR-3 from hl2 😭🙏