POV: You watch the History Channel at 3am-Arma 3 Funny Moments

[@Cypherius]

Share with your fellow historians and eldritch being enjoyers !

[@ReinaSaurus]

post production got an orchestra of crabs to play for the intro

[@someopinion]

Maybe can't fully convince me

[@canhelpwithgames]

Mans a fellow cocaine cowboy 😂 a real heroin hero 😂 to the memer cummunity 😅😂😂😂

[@trueblue6388]

I gotta admit that I also said f**king white man when a generator blew up I front of me

[@trueblue6388]

1:18 I gotta admit that I also said f**king white man when a generator blew up I front of me

[@lebozo869]

Me patiently waiting for the BBC War Documentary production of this footage

[@Khornecussion]

Big Bling Crab makes the best documentaries.

[@thatonewolfguy]

18:00 bro really said "You're on your own Noble. Carter out"

[@Cypherius]

he did carter well

[@rexalley8397]

This is somehow less deranged than the stuff you see on the history channel at 3:00 am

[@Cypherius]

danm gotta try harder next time!

[@khezoboi]

Honestly you and raptor are pretty much the history channel now a days with how accurate this chaotic mess is. 2:15 : "be advised, enemy forces are deploying freddy fazbear, and he's feeling a bit quirky"

[@Cypherius]

very quirky

[@vikingzeroone9647]

"Wait, no- No! It's quirker than Fazbear!"

[@hades7830]

18:40 😂😂😂 I was not expecting the song lol 😂😂😂

[@Cypherius]

just a country song lol

[@TheNomad2142]

Ok, I need the name of it.

[@idreamofempire1056]

Oh shit it's The World at War documentary theme this unlocked a core memory for me I swear

[@Cypherius]

its soo good

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I was _WONDERING_ why that music was so familiar.

[@karlwest3309]

The greatest ww2 documentary every I have every episode on DVD and watch it regularly ❤

[@VPVi7]

Unhinged video at 3 am sure

[@TheW01fpack]

And here we see the wild Cypher being turned into soup by random white ladies that are too fast for the manager to stop.

[@justuspickle]

11:58 "please let this be a normal field trip" with the french?? no way!! _>Fronch scorch hits the wizard nitrous_

[@cpresuttis]

cypher really be brining me back to my teenage years of old school history channel at 3am with acient aliens

[@Cypherius]

gotta respect the classics

[@lucas50013]

That intro alone deserves a like. VHS orchestra and screen tear was a mood I did not know I have nostalgia for, but now I do.

[@Cypherius]

glad u enjoyed

[@TheEliteman300]

My Favorite Non-Euclidian combat specialist.

[@Cypherius]

thank you my friend

[@darkknightnine]

"he's comin for you guys he's comin..." "No he's not." "Yes he is!" "No he's not...HE IS!!!"

[@Tumama13_88]

14:00 if things were normal, it wouldn't be an Ignis op

[@Cypherius]

correct

[@TheSpanishInquisition.]

The history channel at 3 am was wild bruh, they really let them people cook.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Hey Cypher I have a deranged operation idea for you; it's a long story but stay with me: Basically, when Rubix Raptor played earth defense force six, he saw the mobile base spawning spiders, he told us NOT to invent a machine that does that, so naturally, I came up with a theoretically viable way to do so: If you clone the tissues of a spider, GMO them with CRISPR to be bigger, reassemble them like a reverse crab factory, oxygenate them with an artificial blood filter that puts oxygen and nutrients into the spider blood, thus bypassing the size restriction put on them by their inefficient lungs, replace their organic pistons with robotic ones, like from a V8 or something, replace their brains with a remote control unit like those scientists did to a cockroach, sew small-arms-fire resistant armor from their giant webs because spiderweb cloth is actually bulletproof like Kevlar, and strap a gun on each one, you get made-to-order Cyborg Spider Soldiers the size of dogs that don't tire, just change batteries. I can give more detailed descriptions if you need, just reply here or Gmail my Google account or something. So my operation idea is to have a mad scientist in the pine barrens invent these Cyberspiders, and immediately start pumping them out and cut off contact with the world after ranting about the coming of the Octopedal Messiah and transcending both flesh and machine. So you, MTF/CIA/FBI/Special Forces/Ignis Mercenary Corp/whatever fits, have to attempt to find his base in the pine barrens of new jersey while cyberspiders of various sizes and armaments attack you, culminating in burning your way into his web-blockaded base with flamethrowers, and facing off against the steel-plated mechaspider behemoth the size of an Abrams that the mad scientist has fused himself into. Just a fun Idea that I think the Ignis Corps would enjoy, and _definitely won't_ haunt your nightmares.

[@Bodacious-T]

2:31 The new build-a-bear looks great!

[@Crendermin]

Yup, seems about right for the History Channel

[@elementalgamer0732]

14:57 Bepis should have warned you of my predictions.

[@alphaandomega4422]

why do you have to be so accurate lol

[@elementalgamer0732]

​@@alphaandomega4422 I do not dare question the great Power Fishs gifts.

[@steves578]

3:16 sent my ribs into orbit man

[@Cypherius]

not my finest moment

[@haonsuni8146]

You know what, I could see it. I could see it and even have a dinner to it with friends, right after watching the 12 hour special about aliens

[@Daark_Karma]

I was not expecting to hear that one WW2 documentary music XD

[@sketchbook8177]

You can’t spell Arma 3 without 3 AM

[@Cypherius]

holy.......

[@PredatorHun87]

Chaotic action at its finest!

[@LoganSearles]

Was not expecting the WW2 documentary opening.

[@Cypherius]

gotta spice it up

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

bro thinks he's the critically acclaimed 1970 Documentary series The World At War

[@Cypherius]

i tried it ok lol

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

@@Cypherius And you should be proud Your editing skills only make your already amazing content absolutely superb

[@lordcommissareisenhart7039]

That op music is from the world at war documentary oh the nostalga.

[@SoulOfZ]

Everyone was glepping on this day.

[@malkarionanders289]

Me when ancient aliens came on and no one was home.

[@ArthurMorgan_Gaming]

The fucking world at war intro 😭 Might aswell be the mark felton intro lol

[@Cypherius]

ive been thinking of that for a certain vid

[@aussieman4791]

Holy shit, A World at War theme for that intro just hit me in the forehead like a fucking book. I think I still have all 40 episodes on a hard drive somewhere

[@rhino2960]

1:31 when the nat geo presenter realizes the wild dog pack is looking his way with that "ooh a snicker" look in their eyes. 2:08 all the starbucks employees when "special of the week" day comes around 2:14 everyone in the elevator when the fat guy that shakes the ground when he walks shouts "HOLD THE DOOR!" 4:34 Patrick Starfish when the good shit hits harder than he expected.

[@Scorch052]

17:48 ayo pause why cypher got a cervix???!?

[@Cypherius]

thought no one heard me lol

[@alphaandomega4422]

That intro felt like an old Kaiju movie BTW, have you heard of our Lord and Savior Glep?

[@Cypherius]

of course

[@wildboar222]

God that music takes me back

[@keyboard_warrior6494]

2:19 What in the RE6 Redfield campaign?

[@taylorlinyard3533]

I was surprised to see this recommended on my Disney Plus Home Screen, but hey, if Disney finally decided to put out some decent content for once, who am I to judge?

[@Cypherius]

wait what? hahahaha

[@taylorlinyard3533]

@@Cypherius Disney owns National Geographic, which have episodes based entirely on aliens and stuff, so this episode would fit right in! I don’t know, I was just trying to be funny, my bad. I’ll leave the joking to the professionals.

[@ayooooadrian]

Another intro that goes hard

[@Cypherius]

glad u enjoyed

[@sevenoupuro2529]

cypher, in the last video from rubix, it was you the '"goofy ahh" necron? that one who simply runs fast as hell and shoot SPECIFIC people?

[@Cypherius]

nah i was the knight, vid coming soon

[@kaffeesahne2120]

How do i explain the loud grunting noises of strong masculine men and the phrase im getting backshotted to my family

[@Cypherius]

very carefully

[@WTFisTingispingis]

ANOTHER GODDAMN MEGABOMB

[@Cypherius]

immmm sorrrry

[@badzilla1173]

Beautiful

[@OnyxEclypse]

Was that last op a Resistance op or did they use the Hybrids as default aliens?

[@Cypherius]

yep a resistance op

[@kamajuchikekenate]

Basically true😂 Also...ARMA's a lefendary game,ngl. though kinda wished more people got together playing it,instead of just few small groups as far as I know😞

[@wolfgangtheredbaron963]

Love the video. Can I get a list of the main mods used

[@Gamerboy8749-]

The ops Jay won't show you

[@Cypherius]

the lost tapes

[@discordinmymind6565]

🔥🔥🔥

[@Gigaknight1]

Man shut yo flying in the air aah up. *Joking*

[@Hpw1987]

Cypher, how did it go fighting WebKnight's goliath, it's a silly little guy isn't it?

[@Cypherius]

.....yea

[@Ascaris-T50]

Why did this video get at 3 am for me welp time to watch some idiots constantly get their shit ran

[@finn3979]

Легионы еретиков приветствуют тебя с обратной стороны луны. Делай дальше контент ради воли богов, и в их славу. Good job friend))

[@a.s4166]

Lmao bro the damn song 😂😂😂😂

[@blakedavis9383]

All hail the mighty glep may he guide you to victory

[@xanderzimmerman9867]

What is that outro song lmao

[@Cypherius]

uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@Americanbadashh]

17:00 Comedy gold

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

11:58 banna bus do do do banna bus

[@natedog182]

I have now made a Spotify playlist titled "Actually Invading Iraq(2003)". Because I was bored.

[@lazysalamander9748]

What is the outro song?

[@Cypherius]

you... uh dont wanna know

[@Demonsquirrel]

Hi

[@honooryu5374]

11:52 please do tell me where I can find this.

[@kevinroot8680]

hmm a bit to much gin i think

[@RoyalStarlord]

I wonder how cancer your missions would become if one or all of the soldiers are given Samus Aran's power suit and powers? :3c

[@Shaded_Wanderer]

The history channel used to be good until they changed it to american heroes channel where they only showed The pyramids and aliens for some reason...

[@randomradon]

I'm surprised you haven't modded in a rpg rocket on a stick yet

[@Cypherius]

soon perhaps?