NOTE: This audio rp contains multiple scripts! From visiting your recovering yandere girlfriend in the hospital, to bringing her home and helping her adjust, and finally to your happily ever after! This is four bingeable parts in one hour long roleplay! Time stamps for each part: 0:00 💊Visiting Your Recovering Yandere Girlfriend in the Hospital 💊 [Reconnecting] [Hugs] [Holding Hands] [Mental Hospital / Psych Ward] [Recovery] [Kidnapping Aftermath] [Moving Past Abuse, Together] [Confession] [Guilt] [Apologies] [Low Self Esteem] [Self Hatred] [Reverse Comfort] [Reassurance] [Hospital Ambiance] [Loneliness] [Missing You] [Clingy] [Needy] 17:50 ❤🩹Bringing Your Recovering Yandere Girlfriend Home ❤🩹 [Healing] [Recovery is a Process] [Cuddling] [Confession] [Guilt] [Apologies] [Low Self Esteem] [Self Hatred] [Abandonment Issues] [Feeling Broken] [Crying] [Comfort] [Reverse Comfort] [Reassurance] [Driving] [Sunny Day Ambience] [Kisses] [Clingy] [Needy] 33:10 🍝Taking Your Recovering Yandere on a Second First Date 🍝 [Panic] [Abandonment Issues] [Starting Over] [Seeing Your Ex] [Breaking Down] [Reverse Comfort] [Reassurance] [Trying Her Best] [Losing Control] [Rain Ambience] [Kisses] [Cuddles] [Clingy] [Needy] 52:05 💍Valentine's Day With Your Recovering Yandere 💍 [Surprising You] [Proposal?!] [Fireplace Ambience] [Valentine's Day] [Snuggling in Bed] [Kisses] [We Made It]
@perishark2347 ай бұрын
Man, you make such great content VV. Thank you for all the hard work you do. :) makes my day every time
@krennopher12697 ай бұрын
Excellent Work!!! One of my new favourites.
@TrevorRicketts-w7x6 ай бұрын
Armpitfart request
@joshuamonson99737 ай бұрын
Teared up during the restaurant scene. For those of us with compulsive behavioral issues, the ability to recognize you can't control yourself around a trigger, and then excuse yourself from the situation, is deeply underrated. Listener should be very proud of their girlfriend.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Definitely. It's tough! Recognizing that you're struggling AND being vulnerable enough to admit it long enough to remove yourself from the trigger can be so, so hard. Pulling it off shows serious growth!
@anomanderrake6547 ай бұрын
We all love your recovering yanderes.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
And I love that you all love them! Maybe someday, when I'm truly flush with cash, I can try to commission a sequel series. ^^
@anomanderrake6547 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio velvet, you're the best and I hope you know it.
@IsaacClodfelter7 ай бұрын
Recovering yandere audios with happy endings make me so, well, happy. Whether that means they actually reform or the listener is already crazy and os entirely willing.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad. It's a fun trope! 💖
@randomcenturion72647 ай бұрын
We've can from "I can fix her" to "I WILL fix her." Listener isn't all talk, he's making this work for the both of em.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Listener is putting in the work necessary to navigate mental illness in a relationship together, you're right! That's admirable af. It's not an easy road, but everyone deserves healthy love, no matter how hard it may be to reach and maintain.
@chocmilk7 ай бұрын
Unfathomably based listener
@MR_Angelgd7 ай бұрын
The recovering yandere series has to be the best KZbin series I’ve watched. I definitely love the character development here 😭❤️
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
That's so nice of you to say. Both ItsEsmeJones (of the Dez series) and Turt1eShark (of this series) are some of my favorite writers to work with!
@Colonel-Sigma6 ай бұрын
Traitors: "Noooo, you can't keep doing this! That relationship has nothing to offer you!" Jaghatai Khan: "Loyalty is it's own reward."
@Subjecttochannel7 ай бұрын
Genuinely one of my favorite type of yandere videos. But she can still have a little obsessiveness, as a treat
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you're excited for a return to the recovery theme! I am too. ^^
@Subjecttochannel7 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Finally got the chance to listen through this, and it was even better than I could have hoped for by a wide margin.
@alexgids7 ай бұрын
She puts more effort in creating a healthy relationship than anyone I’ve dated.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
It's definitely best to date folks who are willing to put in the work to make a relationship as healthy as it can be. We all deserve that, I think.
@beeafraid227 ай бұрын
Des has returned in spirit
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Indeed!
@Ariz0na_AGU7 ай бұрын
DES! DES! DES! Des was probably my favorite character in fiction for a good four months Vaniilla sure knows how to make a good character
@Connor-t1k7 ай бұрын
Can we get more of Des please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@beeafraid227 ай бұрын
@@Connor-t1k don't go askin me
@Trev_a_Creator17 ай бұрын
I always love these types of series because it shows that as long as you have someone who supports you you’re able to do anything 🥰
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Definitely!
@TheYounglingSlayer7 ай бұрын
You know, it's a good thing I got help and it's Padmé that having these issues, because if it were still the other way around, there's very little that could stop me!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
...somehow, I feel Padme might be even more unstoppable. (Provided she's not pregnant with twins at the time, I mean.)
@Gerod2537 ай бұрын
A wonderful treat for a sick day. I love stories about acceptance and redemption. She worked hard for the latter, and truly came to understand and appreciate the former. Cheers!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to hear you're sick, friend! Here's to a speedy recovery. 💖
@Jarack257 ай бұрын
Aside from the Gorey comments and kidnapping, I can really relate to this character. Listening to a story about someone who has an artistic flare and has gone through some of the same experiences as me struck a chord and made me feel seen. Obviously not the best character to see yourself in, but...
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I think it's okay to see yourself in any kind of character, so long as you can differentiate good actions from the bad in your own real life and act accordingly. It's healthy and cathartic, even! Humans are complicated beasts, and fiction helps us untangle our emotions. It's fine to identify with a character's feelings, even if they do bad things, because obviously, you know things like kidnapping/murder/etc. are bad.
@TheChestnutBowl7 ай бұрын
This was so adorable! I wanted to give her a big hug. Glad she got her happy end.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you think so! Happy endings are the best, especially for characters who've been through a lot.
@Galimeer57 ай бұрын
45:50 "Hey, don't talk about my girlfriend like that"
@thegentlemen67297 ай бұрын
No she's trying to get better. The crazy obsession is like the best part of a yandere
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Don't worry, she can have a little obsession! Just...less with the stabbing.
@JustAdriiVibin7 ай бұрын
hey, big fan here. It's been like 2, 3, or 4 months since i've stumbled upon this asmr channel in the midst of one of the many restless nights that I had. The very night that I found the world of asmr, especially you, was the very day that the least enjoyable time of day became the one I always looks forward to throughout my whole day. I've watched almost half of your videos, each of them with their very unique scripts and characters that always gives me a mix of emotions every night for the whole duration I've been following this channel. I've always looked forward everyday for new videos to be uploaded that never ceases to give me a feeling of a rollercoaster ride whilst resting down my bed with my earbuds on and door locked. Your amazing videos helped me battle against insomnia that I didn't even knew I had (seriously hahaha). I will forever be thankful for giving us these wonderful audios that lifted my spirits up every night and even during the day. But it's been an awful time, and with me preparing myself to go up to the big world, and I have to let go of listening to asmrs. I wish I could've listened to more of your videos. This won't be the end of me, though. I will come back, eventually. I wish to see this channel, one day, to grow more like you've always wanted. I may not be here to listen to you, but we'll always support you every step of the way. Take care and see you around !! ^^
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Hey, my content will still be here if/when you come back. I think cathartic fiction of all sorts is a very human need, and consuming it is a noble pursuit, no matter where you are on your journey to self-improvement. I am always happy to be a waypoint on your way to something better, or even a comfy, refreshing oasis to return to when you need a break! 💖 I'm rooting for you, buddy!
@IronPiedmont7 ай бұрын
You know what, this proves it, Velvet is the Yandere Queen of KZbin! ^^
@Echo2-27 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Aw! 💖 That's so sweet. But I think I'd much rather be a duchess or something. If you're a queen, everyone tries to snatch your crown! And since we're talking yanderes, that would get stabby reeeeal quick.
@Fancy4056 ай бұрын
Stole this script but sure
@IronPiedmont6 ай бұрын
@@Fancy405 The script's author is credited in the description. If you're claiming that its stolen due to hearing another VA using it, these scripts are are available for public use as long as the author is credited.
@joshuamolina56194 ай бұрын
@Fancy405 Hey, very new listener to these kinds of things. Who else used this script? Genuinely curious, and always up for finding someone who does these kinds of audios.
@itsjustpaper6 ай бұрын
Recovering yandere has become one of my favorite genres
@Lilbeamer716 ай бұрын
These recovering Yandere audios are so good. You're the only creator I've seen do them well, and it only makes me want more people to try it.
@neofulcrum50137 ай бұрын
This would make a good anime. Different from the usual yandere type shows where the girl wants to get better and hopes the mc can see the beautiful side within.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
That would definitely make a great anime. I'd watch it!
@grug11327 ай бұрын
Best birthday present I could ask for. Thank you.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Happy birthday! And many happy returns, friend! 💖
@grug11327 ай бұрын
@VanillaVelvetAudio thank you ❤️. Honestly this audio is the best part of my birthday so far :)
@primrosevale19957 ай бұрын
Such a wonderful story with beautiful character growth and support. You do a great job bringing her feelings to life and how much she cares, and that she is trying to do her best for herself and for their relationship. Plus ngl, her having trouble prioritizing herself due to poor experiences in her past is very relatable as someone who's neurodivergent and felt they needed to people please and put their wants aside to survive.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I agree! Turt1eshark did amazing work with this series, and I was so happy to bring it to life. ^^ And yeah, neurodivergent here too, with lots of neurodivergent friends. Hard agree. It's tough out there.
@turt1esharkasmr6 ай бұрын
I'm also neurodivergent. I think a lot of my characters end up neurodivergent coded in some way even when I'm not actively trying to, haha. People pleasing is a hard habit to break out of. I'm glad I could showcase a story with someone doing just that ^_^
@kingaaronzz7 ай бұрын
Dang those crying in the series really made me feel emotional, your work is truly amazing. Keep up with the good work
@ripeapple73007 ай бұрын
OMG how do you keep putting up 30+ min. narrative asmr audios constantly? Geez, you are just waaaaay too good at this. Honestly, I'm so happy I can listen to your work constantly🎉😊
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Having so many talented writers to work with helps a ton! I'd never be able to pull this off if I were writing all my own material. I'm glad you're enjoying my content!
@grug11327 ай бұрын
Oh I can't wait. The 3 part adopt a recovering yandere is my favorite audio from you!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm glad to hear that! It's a popular series, haha. I thought it might be nice to return to the same themes this year a couple times, as a treat. ^^
@grug11327 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I'll look forward to it
@turt1esharkasmr7 ай бұрын
Thank you for filling my series! Its a pleasure to have my work end out Febudere this year. Ut was a wonderful event, Velvet!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Hey, thank YOU for your invaluable contributions to the event! 💖
@hello-ny5my7 ай бұрын
What an interesting way to end febru-dere. Self-help is a good way to end this month and Winter as a whole. For anyone else who needs it just know the hard times will pass at some point. Just hang in there and even if it is difficult, dont be afraid to ask for help.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Trying to get healthier is always a worthy goal, I agree. 💖
@substandardnerd6 ай бұрын
She seems like a real sweetheart
@The_Unknown_Writer--57997 ай бұрын
I haven't checked on this channel for the past months... but honestly this amsr video surprised me. Nice job. Take care.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Welcome back! I'm glad you found something you liked on your return! ^^
@shaekelley65007 ай бұрын
God this is an audio I will never not love. If only just because I've gone through my own pain maybe not like this obviously but I feel I got stronger from going through it and having people assist me on that journey. So audios where a person can admit they have a problem and better themselves for someone they love it's just beautiful. I'm proud to admit this you got this 6 foot bear to shed tears they are manly tears😢
@ChaplainBald7 ай бұрын
I will never be able to comprehend the lack of brain cells of those who, pretend to the have authority over what you can or can not put on your pizza. Let alone those sociopaths who think that a pizza topping could be a valid "deal breaker".
@ziadeternal44156 ай бұрын
Said like a true pineapple on pizza supporter. Good thing yall peoples opinions don’t count. Very very silly to try this psyop bull crap. Sadly for you pineapple on pizza eaters, it isn’t gonna work.
@Xephon_Ayato17 күн бұрын
My argument for deal breaker if they must have pineapple on it and me highly allergic to near death😅 well sorry if my life is not worth your topping
@ChaplainBald17 күн бұрын
@@Xephon_Ayato "Some of you may die, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice"
@Xephon_Ayato17 күн бұрын
@@ChaplainBald fair enough
@BlitzTheOissilent8677 ай бұрын
I love these audios so much! My strange way of listening to them involves me minimizing the screen, and playing Subway Surfers for literally hours at a time. It actually makes me play better somehow lol. I got the high score for this season while i was binging the Des series lol (some of your best work to date btw)
@CaliburnVT6 ай бұрын
I like to imagine this is part of the same universe as Adopt-A-Yandere, but a different plotline. It definitely gives me those vibes.
@ASMRjoe.7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: identical twins don’t have the same fingerprints
@purple2raven0127 ай бұрын
I love these audios. There needs to be more recovering yanderes in the world.
@carsonhowell31007 ай бұрын
Self help is always nice to see, much healthier than the average Yandere
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Definitely! Always good to work on yourself in a relationship. Especially if you tend to get stabby.
@josephmccormick62947 ай бұрын
For a split second, it made me think that this yandere would’ve been the daughter of Dez. I love this audio, Vanilla, another great work. Keep it up!❤️
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Oh gosh, I'm not sure I'm ready for a yandere daughter. I can't even keep a house cat out of trouble! And I'm glad you like it! 💖 Thanks so much for listening.
@theeternal27347 ай бұрын
You Really Know How To Sell The Crazy Girlfriend Vibe, Its Quite Amazing 😍
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I try. 💖
@ProblematicHuman6 ай бұрын
I love hearing the whole story together. She is so cute. Wonderful audio
@SergioAOrtiz7 ай бұрын
I have been called so many nicknames in this video! I'm so happy my yandere girlfriend is working hard to better herself!
@edmundolastra32797 ай бұрын
I didn't expect this to capture the feelings of being a partner to someone going through their own mental health journey so well. Thank you so much vel; this audio was something special
@Echo2-27 ай бұрын
This series was absolutely wonderful! Your delivery really sold it! Keep up the fantastic work, Velvet!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Thank you! Will do!
@the__wolf50877 ай бұрын
There’s something so poetic about ending Februdere with someone trying to no longer be a yandere
@moonshadowspecter6447 ай бұрын
I can’t tell which I like more, yours which is more mature sounding, or Lividy’s which is more cuter. All in all, amazing jobs on both ASMR performances (Note to who it may concern: whoever I say ASMR “performances” it means ASMR videos.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
@ubu10917 ай бұрын
These audios make me imagine that all these yanderes are locked in the same Arkham Asylum like facility.
@QuietEcho30257 ай бұрын
Vanilla once again offering the best audios, and an hour too?! Im almost feeling spoiled.
@BirdieSenpai7 ай бұрын
WOOO! Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waitin' for; that's what it's all about!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
🙌
@BirdieSenpai7 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudioNo better way to conclude February! Thanks for making my day off so groovy, Vel!
@silentnubbs11597 ай бұрын
Snap of all the days I listened it’s a day before my birthday
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Wow, a leap year birthday! That's rare. Happy early birthday, bud! I hope it's a great one, with many happy returns.
@IZAAK-ZK7 ай бұрын
And that’s the end of Febru-dere. It’s been quite the few month. Three events back-to-back. You spoil us, Vel 💖
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Aw, I try! Now I rest. 😴
@IZAAK-ZK7 ай бұрын
Well deserved 👍
@TheLittlestBun7 ай бұрын
Mental health is both a serious but sensitive subject but seeing artists do scripts of playing the characters with said mental health issues or just discussing the topic itself as of recently more and more has helped me to realize many things in my own life with my struggles grasping on how I should be proud of myself for how many years of my life and how many difficult moments I’ve survived up until now still being alive and kicking is something I really don’t give myself nearly enough credit for. Roleplays like this one helps me to not only feel loved but it helps to keep me sane it helps me fight my own brain hearing me being adored and romantically loved by characters played in stories being from the perspective of the speaker is a blessing in itself its helped me through so much over the years and I owe my life to all the artists like yourself who’ve done so much for me loving me for me and always encouraging me through audios to let me know that you love me and adore me just as I am that means so much to me even if I may not know you personally mommy thank you for your kindness towards me despite challenges in life I’m devoted still to trying with my best efforts because of people like you and the community of artists like you
@cupofearlgreytea76517 ай бұрын
I love your voice, Vanilla! But we gotta talk..... WHITE GRAVY on mashed potatoes, is the most sacrilegious thing I've ever heard in my life, everyone knows its brown gravy!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
HA! That was in the script, and honestly I wouldn't know. I don't like gravy! (Or mashed potatoes, for that matter...) 💀
@ZayZenBlaze7 ай бұрын
I'd have tons of respect for her just because she turned herself in. Even more so for the fact that she wants to be better, which I would support 100%. After all she does love me at the end of the day and wants to better for the sake of our relationship, which again I would be behind. And if she ever feels like she can't do it, I would be there to give the emotional support as well as anything else she needs. Awesome work Vanilla ^_^
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@zackihen49057 ай бұрын
Everyone deserves a second chance... And My Girlfriend is no different! Love will conquer all! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
It will! 💖 Much love from my side of the pond, as always!
@yandereneko55237 ай бұрын
It is completely understandable that she would get a bit obsessive. Nobody can resist a neko.
@TheRealShatterGlass7 ай бұрын
Dear Vanilla Velvet and Turt1eShark, thank you for making me cry. Thank you for doing this. Thank you so much. Sincerely, a guy who relates to the yandere and definitely hasn't kidnapped anyone nor went stabby stabby.
@turt1esharkasmr7 ай бұрын
I'm glad you could get a good cry out of this story ❤
@ArceusZer0357 ай бұрын
💚And now she can have a loving relationship without worry.😊 💚
@lilbluridinghood62965 ай бұрын
I like to think that the facility this yandere was in was the rehabilitation center the yandere, Deseré, from your other recovering yandere series ended up inheriting.
@FNWendigo7 ай бұрын
Stupendous job as always Vanilla!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Thank you! Cheers!
@Linkbatmangosling_17 ай бұрын
I hope you’re doing well Vel! Thank you for another great month of Yanderes!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm doing okay! I hope you are too. And my pleasure! It's been a fun month!
@Linkbatmangosling_17 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I’m hanging in there like a kitten in a tree! I’m glad it’s been a fun month for you :)
@Shaun-iy6es7 ай бұрын
This is really good and awesome 👍❤
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Thank you! 😄
@Shaun-iy6es7 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you are welcome 👌 👍
@just1randomguy6582 ай бұрын
Ngl, I feel very weird for saying this, but I cried at the end because of how beautiful it was. Going through the whole thing felt like an *experience* , and a very rollercoaster of emotions one. So the conclusion just made me very happy. Also, I love that the protectiveness, lovey dovey hyperbole and exaggerations aren't portrayed in a negative light. That's just part of who she is, and let's be honest, who isn't a bit protective of people they love? Like, just, AHHHHH, this entire thing is so good! The downs were really depressing and some of her self-hating was even starting to personally anger me at some points. Like, for real, I even paused the video sometimes to counter her points. And the crying was suprisingly (feels disgusting to type this) well done. Made me genuinely sad because of how real it was. Speaking of, HO-LY, the voice acting in this is really good! From the doubt, insecurity, guilt, and questioning, to the acceptance, assurance, mutual adoration, and pure care. It's amazing and comes across phenomenally. Love it, love it, love it, love it!!! Thank you so much!!!!!! First vid and I've already subbed without hesitation (not sure if that's saying much, but, eh). This is also the only one of these gf roleplays I ever actually commented on, and it probably always will be. I know I'm shooting myself in the foot by basically admitting that I maybe kinda sorta watch these, but this entire comment is full of being way too word-y and emotional, so who cares!!! Thank you for this, truly.
@just1randomguy6582 ай бұрын
And I'll also likely never type more than one "!" after a sentence besides this either, so, hope that counts for something...?
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 ай бұрын
This is such a kind comment, thank you! Don't feel weird/bad about the crying thing, though. Complimenting what you feel is effective acting is never amiss, no matter the context! Welcome to the channel! I hope you enjoy your time here!
@shubhamjuvatkar40234 ай бұрын
If my Yandere girlfriend is having pineapple on pizza, I would love her and respect her decision, but I'll still have my separate pizza with chicken toppings 😂
@leagueofleagues12367 ай бұрын
I wish I was there in person and just hold her and say just calm down and enjoy the night. Just breathe in and out and relax. No need to say a thousand words when you can show how you feel
@Alex511D7 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop grinning the whole time. This is so cute and so well done. I usually listen to something like this while I'm working. But with this recording I was so into it that I could hardly work. Thank you so much for the script @Turt1eShark and for the voice acting @VanillaVelbetAudio Many thanks for this great work. 😄👍❤
@turt1esharkasmr7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I'm so happy to hear you liked the audio! Thanks so much for listening! 💖
@NoName-ls3sk7 ай бұрын
This is a good audio to deep clean guns to, not sure how it fits into a criteria for that but…I’m here for it 👍
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Um. Happy to...help? (But seriously as someone with severe ADHD, I get it! Something to occupy the brain while your hands are busy is super helpful!)
@Coolkrobird7 ай бұрын
This. This is exactly what I needed and wanted. You amazing gift giver you
@TheShadowGuitarist166 ай бұрын
Awesome storyline!! You should do a continuation of this!
@Hayashi_Vibez7 ай бұрын
Love seeing the recovering yandere’s come back!!! More recovering yandere pls! ❤️❤️❤️
@Im-Cyber7 ай бұрын
Now kidnapping I can put up with... But pineapple on pizza??? Thats gonna hard for me to work past... Anyways Vel you killed it with this one!
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Yes! Jalapeno + pepperoni + pineapple pizza = incredible sweet, savory, spicy taste sensation. Try it sometime! If you don't like it, I'll give you double your money back! (No, I won't, I'll cry instead. But same thing, right?)
@bradlkelly7 ай бұрын
i listen to this stuff because this objectively rivals the usmc marine psyche testing
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
_Don't make a joke about them snacking on crayons, don't make a joke about them snacking on crayons..._
@nickvlahos45477 ай бұрын
YOOOO THIS GON BE POG
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I hope so!
@tyronemichel1227 ай бұрын
I NOW WANT TO LISTEN TO THE VIDEO 🤑👍
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I hope you enjoy it!
@KhanuHydra7 ай бұрын
Finally, together again ❤
@chrisrome44837 ай бұрын
You said my birthday perfectly. March 14th. Also I love your videos, you do so well on them and keep these up. They are great 👍
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Well in that case: Happy early birthday, bud! I hope it's a great one, with many happy returns! 🧁
@Stachelbeeerchen7 ай бұрын
"I cant fix her" So I send her to a therapist.
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Listener knows when to call in the experts! A valuable life skill.
@PaulRodrichSancti6 ай бұрын
"She is a red flag, but red is my favorite color." - Idk, 20xy
@shaundabomb7 ай бұрын
Why are asmrtists so good at crying? Like do yall just practice crying in your room?
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Don't be silly! We meet weekly to practice crying in front of each other and give helpful performance notes. But I've said too much. The first rule of cry club is don't talk about cry club....
@shaundabomb7 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio best asmrtist tbh
@J_ontheway7 ай бұрын
When she said she wanted pineapple on pizza that’s when I knew she was insane
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I love pineapple on pizza and am insane, can confirm.
@TotallyNotDracoTN2 ай бұрын
How is that crying so realistic?! 😢 i fooled myself for a sec thinking: where is she? Im gonna hug her and cheer her up. Then i realised it just was an audio....
@Madmantg14 күн бұрын
Fell asleep with this on and the audio conjured up the best dream/nightmare I’ve ever had XD
@litiangparra67996 ай бұрын
First time hearing this when you said Angel I was shook cause my names angel
@angellust694205 ай бұрын
At 7:02 she said Angel and I woke straight up because that's what my name is.
@madarauchiha9196 ай бұрын
I think this influenced my dream. I dreamed I had a yandere gf it started as a kidnapping and we got separated, but.instead of leaving her I actually went back, we ended up getting married.
@brandoningle88257 ай бұрын
When she said can she have pineapples on her pizza I immediately thought that I HAVE TO MARRY HER FOR SHE IS A KEEPER! Because I also like pineapple pizza.
@silenceexe94397 ай бұрын
She's never going to change fully. And that's fine. Deep-rooted issues can't ever be fully healed in my experience. The good news is she's trying. Just uh... Just don't order that bloody ex again please. >->
OHHH ITS THIS SERIES. MY FAVORITE. I absolutely adore how this is setup compared to how most yanderes try to or end up killing me
@Irn_Knih7 ай бұрын
Which ones are in the series?
@jinxredfox7 ай бұрын
@Irn_Knih adopting a recovering yandere is the first video and the rest are numbered.
@Britswife7 ай бұрын
As an Italian I feel traumatized, but as a Turkish I’m in love with pineapple pizza and siracha.
@PeterJL7 ай бұрын
Miss, please, I'm just an orderly. The person who you were involving yourself with is now in the witness protection program, you know this. Please don't make me get the doctors again, you were doing so well and these... 'episodes' only prolong your stay
@lemon_of_truth7 ай бұрын
This is disgusting! I can 100% accept a yandere but i cant accept her liking pineapple on pizza! Truly an outrage 🤬
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
This is me, dying on the pineapple on pizza hill! (throws self on sword) (But seriously, if you're dubious about pineapple on pizza, try jalapeno + pepperoni + pineapple pizza. It's savory! It's sweet! It's spicy! It's my favorite.)
@fruityMarshmeowlows_7 ай бұрын
mmm the listeners first date food order is top tier, im now hungry
@Senpai_Moe7 ай бұрын
Hype!!! 😤
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
🙌
@nukesgameing28317 ай бұрын
Proposing on Valentine's day is going on my list of possibilities. Never really thought of it, double special day made into a triple special day (my birthday is the 15th)
@GameTornado017 ай бұрын
Wow, the listener character in this is way smarter than me