Yandere Cultist Says You’re an Eldritch God?! (Yandere ASMR • Unhinged • Mortal Listener OR ARE YOU)

[@anomanderrake654]

This is a very bad excuse to get us in chains. Really, you could just ask.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Better to beg forgiveness, than ask permission? Isn't that the yandere creed?

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

🕳️😶‍🌫️🌺

[@mikevthewisp]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudioa yandere wouldn't ask forgiveness. They would say they are right and you better love them ❤. 🔪

[@hastur2905]

holy shit it's anomander rake from the malazan book of the fallen

[@anomanderrake654]

@@hastur2905 I made this account years ago when I read gardens of the moon and I keep forgetting about it because no one got the reference for years.

[@my_dad_came_back_with_milk]

Yandere cultist : your a eldritch god Me : not the worst thing a girl has said to me

[@ForgetLily]

What was?

[@F4T4L_N3O]

@@my_dad_came_back_with_milk I’m curious now aswell…

[@SamuelPrime98]

"I thought peeling away your mortal form was metaphorical" I was. . . I was kind of hoping it would be, too

[@BarbatosDeAnemo]

Well guess what? Elderitch beings are never simple and that's a fact 🤧

[@leonardl.church987]

Maybe the real Eldritch God is the friends we made along the way.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I mean....they did end up part of that god, in a way, so....yeah. Kinda.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@21eienni]

Find someone who loves you for who you are inside. Just like her.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Just make sure it's your eldritch soul she loves and not like...your kidneys.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@MeltyVampire]

No way the ghost hunters group is named piss im gonna cry from laughter

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

In the script, they were originally just PIS; but...I saw the opportunity for a very stupid joke, and of course had to go for it.

[@Ence-uu4yd]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio 100% worth it

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@mostlyjovial6177]

People In Sacred Seance Better known by P.I.S.S.

[@maritofuentes4690]

Listener seems pretty chill for a Eldritch god Normally being forcefully awakened results in the summoners being subjected to horrible fate so i like the idea that so i like the idea that the whole "dark lord whod take over the world" was the equivalent of a edgy teenager phase Priestess: my dark lord is the one destined to rule over the world , they will cover the world in shadows and do as they please Listener: please stop telling people about that, i was young Nyarlatoteph is still laughing at me

[@GabrielArdes-e5b]

AAAAAAA SUCKER FOR LOVE REFERENCEEEEEEEEEE

[@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051]

Like it's something so easy they don't even bother and any God who does is like just a edgy lord.

[@luckyrose2648]

It's like a edgy times they rather forget and pretend it never happened.

[@Dickenmyas]

I wish it was like a really chill god like he's not EVIL. it's just that what he does is viewed as evil, but the god is just some dude who happens to rule over darkness

[@Dickenmyas]

Haven't finished the video yet so hopes are up

[@M0DIDDLY]

"May I be permitted to rub this in anyone's face should they think even for a second that they're more favored by you than I am" I mean, if you can't then what's the point? Of Course!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's the spirit! Gotta give your high priestess bragging rights.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Here we go again Unchained and ready to play cult of the lamb the home game

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

“cult of the lamb the home game”💀

[@BarbatosDeAnemo]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@Gakulon]

goddess of darkness rather suits me, given my sensitivity to bright lights. Let the world be blanketed in a comforting dim glow at most!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

First decree of the goddess of darkness: no light bulbs over 20 watts shall be sold in the kingdom!

[@speedman69420]

yeah i am not giving up my lamps, I dont like stubbing my toes against my weights. It sucks acicdentally kicking a 5kg dumbbell. I dont want white light just yellow light but bright-ish. Btw how the hell are you supposed to drive if your headlights are 20 watt. Like i am not surviving a highway without my headlights

[@Gakulon]

@@speedman69420 under my rule as supreme eldritch deity, there will be large, widespread public transport initiatives and other public infrastructure projects. don't say the lady of darkness never did anything for ya 😎👉

[@BrownSugarShadow]

We’re casting Eldritch Blast with this one!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🐙🪄💥

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@0Z4ND3R0]

The amount of food poisoning in this video is perfect

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

lmao it's important to strike a good balance; not too much, not too little!

[@F4T4L_N3O]

As a fellow human from the mortal realm I can indeed confirm that I am indeed cooked.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

anyone: i'm cooked me, every time: 👀food? food? burger? food?

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺😶‍🌫️🕳️

[@F4T4L_N3O]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio funny you say that cuz I just made oatmeal lol!

[@SiySmic-True]

How many substances was this written on😭🙏🏾

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I can guarantee the writer was consuming at least water and air. Other than that? Couldn't say.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@deathscythe1098]

Cultist, Yandere, Crazy are words that mean something else to society. to me? well it translates to wife

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, wacky (fictional) cultists need love too!

[@deathscythe1098]

They do indeed.... they're the most loyal people ever, definitely wife material

[@nickvlahos4547]

It would be indescribably hilarious if this is just really robust gas lighting.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

God, that WOULD be funny...alas, Listener is JUST an eldritch god.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺

[@Lucidplays34]

Me: *goes out for the first time in a while* Cultist: THE GOD OF DARKNESS

[@Hsereal]

"K'resh". Wow, that is a dark reference. I like it.

[@zackihen4905]

Sorry no I'm not Cthulu I'm his Younger Brother. Keithulu: The Average Middle Aged Thing. Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

In his Lazy Boy recliner at R'lyeh, drowsy Keithulu waits dreaming. Much love from my side of the pond, as ever! 💖

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺

[@bolittle1]

Something that really makes your audios stand out (besides the great quality) is the humor. The P.I.S.S. joke actually had me laughing pretty hard

[@lemon_of_truth]

What if, your the edritch god!?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ultimate plot twist!

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺

[@elomthekiller]

I love yuno gasai!!!

[@lemon_of_truth]

@@elomthekiller as do I!

[@elomthekiller]

@@lemon_of_truth sorry just got power at my grandparents but no my house. I used the same yuno pfp for discord from like 2016 to like 2022 and now it’s a drawing of a silly black cat :3

[@snipsnip3797]

Now we need one where the listener is a eldritch god and bro just wants a casual life lmao

[@AttemptedVoices]

I swear, I’ve worn more chains than shirts… Only this time, she’s keeping me safe from traitorous blasphemers! So 🎵 bonuuus! 🎵

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

"I swear, I’ve worn more chains than shirts…" Should split the difference, start wearing chainmail!

[@AttemptedVoices]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I still got that extra twenty from the wholesome one.. might give it a shot. Unless the next one gives me free chainmail.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@thatguy2482]

The lore goes crazy🙏🏼

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you liked it!

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@that1otherJake]

Lol. The innuendos were just fantastic. 😂

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm so glad you enjoyed them! ^^

[@jameswilliams8555]

Hope the Kiresh (not sure if I spelled that right) series gets a continuation, would be excited if we got to meet our siblings.

[@edmundolastra3279]

I remember hearing another interpretation of the first script and loving the concept. You have truly elevated this series vel ❤ I adore the loud unhinged interpretation belting the quiet creeping progression of the toxic relationship between her and the eldritch being listener. The soundscapes, effects and performance were masterfully done and I adored the comedy mixed in with the horror. Thank you so much for such a beautiful work of art and giving us the oportunity to experience it.

[@creationx6337]

I’m glad that ended on a positive note because this poor cultist girl had hard. Even she deserves happiness and closure, am I right? And she found it with a present power

[@JustAsmr1]

He is just standing there MENACINGLY 4:09

[@Coolbeans3988]

KasumiVA did a fill of this script a while back and it's one of my favorite audios. This was a great fill Vanilla, Karesh thanks you!!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Glad you enjoyed it! I had fun with it. ^^

[@Tisconde]

I take off my hat again, you just make bangers asmrs, i cant stay a week without taking this damn hat😭😭

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Maybe you should stop wearing hats! (Then you can regale people with this little song instead: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJbOmmeAir-mg7Mfeature=shared )

[@graywill5395]

I hope theres a sequel where she gets her cuddles!

[@finnishthefinnish415]

I had heard this audio before, except for the ending. And the usual sound design of course, fantastic work

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Awesome, thank you! I’m so glad you enjoyed my take on the series!

[@ashirothecamramen]

Just saying, peak wife.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I know you're supposed to be willing to make sacrifices in a relationship, but I don't think blood sacrifices are what most people had in mind....

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@OptimusPrime-1984]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio "Would you still love me if I was -a worm- *the eldritch God of darkness?"*

[@SLEPhoto]

Oooo, tendrils of darkness huh? 😏

[@refurbishedtechpriest9076]

*Me:* "I'm not an eldritch god!" *Vanilla:* "Well I say you are my lord! And I should know, I've followed a few..."

[@mrcrazy8032]

I loves yanderes and i love neets. Thanks for making this

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, thanks for listening to it! I'm glad you liked it!

[@mrcrazy8032]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio a lot of your audio is well made and you know your audience as well, i love it

[@GlitchSpy]

Heart + Giving hands = Yandere Cultist Says You're an Eldritch God?!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Yep! You got it!

[@GlitchSpy]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio Yippee, that's 11 guess correct for the guessing game 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@GlitchSpy]

​@@Grimrose-dn6yi is that 🌺 Orchid Flower for me or Vanilla Velvet Audio?

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

@@GlitchSpy depends either way it's a flower for anyone because I'm generous

[@MidnightSmoke]

I really appreciate you championing the age of Midnight (Smoke). As my High Priestess you are over all the other priest and priestess, their ruler and my messenger to them. I have heard the first part of this story so thank you for telling me the full story. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@neko-chan1513]

The thumbnail art is so good I love it 💖💖💖💖

[@lol-2247]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😅 this will make a fine addition to my collection ☠️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's no moon. (It's an eldritch god!)

[@lol-2247]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio nice 🤣

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@luisemarcias66]

was just wanting her to give cuddles to the mortal form ./////. but alas, a woman of faith is one who has a strong resolve of her mission and none for attachment

[@ArceusZer035]

💚Reawakened and I have the absolutely best devoted worshipper.💚

[@mr.vesper5659]

Hey salvation is just a prayer away. 😂

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🙏 (And a blood sacrifice or two!)

[@BirdieSenpai]

This must be how Ganondorf felt in Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons. "I'm Ganon? The hell are you on about? What's a Triforce? I'm a king? I don't want to be a king; I just want to eat some fried chicken." Also, trying out cult girls since demon girls didn't work on me, Vel? [smug anime girl face] I expect probably nobody here realizes just how many Old Testament sly references there are in this audio, especially of Jacob, and it had me pointing at my screen like the Leonardo DiCapricorn meme.

[@zambekiller]

Dang it now I have to move to a different country weird mortals wanting me to remake their world

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Okay, but that's actually hilarious. "Yeah, okay I'm an eldritch god of darkness, but I just want to like...hang out. I didn't sign on for all these world-remaking responsibilities! I'm outie. ✌️"

[@zambekiller]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio wait wait wait I am not an Eldritch god of darkness I am the Eldritch god of kittens and puppies and rainbows

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Kittens and puppies and rainbows and you WON'T remake the world in your image?! TRULY YOU ARE A HEARTLESS DEITY 😭

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@tonyduong7711]

AND FOR YOUR NEXT TASK… Find me some of those wings from when I first got back, because damn! Even one such as I can’t comprehend how a frozen meal could be so delectable. A-Ahem. THUS SAYS KIRESH, RULER OF THE NIGHT

[@KashimoJoestar]

I was listening to this in a private tab but I just had to leave an algorithm comment and like because I didn't know it would be this funny

[@rip_asura.]

we need part 2 this was so good the voice acting was amazing❤

[@deadspinel6842]

VANILLA DROP DAMSEL IN DISTRESS PT 3 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

IT'S COMING. SOMETIME. I forget when I planned to put it in the schedule, but the script is sitting there waiting to be finished. (November? January? idk.)

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

🌺😂

[@surgegaming4190]

9:15 *start shaking uncontrollably* i feel it... I... I... *stops* um nothing happen o man i thought i was all powerful for a second

[@kiaradp82]

oh shiz she saw me in my king in yellow tshirt ...

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

KING IN YELLOW MENTIONED WOOOOO 🙌

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@sileriussiwar9388]

This is definitely one of your best ones!❤❤

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Wow, thank you! 💖💖

[@NotCadu]

One of the coolest asmr I've ever heard, funny how I was more scared of the girl than the eldtrich god lol

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you liked it! I had a lot of fun with this one.

[@cameronpollock9539]

This could make a really good series amazing work❤

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

This video is actually a full set of three scripts in one! So I guess in a way it's already a series. ^^ I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@jacksloth762]

I won't lie I would read a book like that I mean im a fan of the streets of new capenna this would be amazing

[@Aqu2008]

"wait.......am i an eldritch god or just an apostle of him !?!!?! COFUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER !!!!!"

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I sorta thought the Listener shedding their human form in such a goopy way made that clear but......guess not 💀

[@hello-ny5my]

Well this was good some may even say NEET:). Sorry for the bad pun but hopefully it made at least one person chuckle. Thank you for the video, Vanilla. They always make long days at work go fast when there is a video to watch afterward.🙂🧡

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Please never apologize for a pun! They make me happy, even when they make me groan, so can they really be considered “bad”? 💖

[@Alinori-h9]

I guess im trans-eldritch horror now! :3

[@thefallenangel4435]

Cant let gang know i fw this

[@wallofbrick]

Nice try octopus lady. 🐙 i won't be tricked. I'm a human being. I like the fried food and hot dog.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

But surely eldritch beings can also enjoy fried food and hot dog...

[@JessicaOrchard]

Shes catching on to us

[@wallofbrick]

I just wanna sleep at my house undisturbed. I was having a great dream.

[@donbon3]

got visions from spoiled milk, saw a hot dude and created a whole ass cult. crazy.

[@Monkey_Fru]

The listener and eldritch god beyond compression, horror and reason ⬇️ " *chuckles* she said piss, the boys are gonna love this"

[@G6ORL]

Someone calling me an eldritch god, has to be the nicest thing said to me all week so far.

[@braydenchan302]

She’s a little confused but she’s got the right spirit

[@mikevthewisp]

Im bad with certain foods... rancid milk, moldy bread.. 🤢🤮

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Reasonable. Maybe Listener better be the cook around the house...

[@zeroofachances5389]

Few days later shes soon wake up in hospital bed realizing it was all a dream from losing blood

[@couchbear6108]

For the last time im not your Elder God, I am a normal human.

[@Reapiii]

Oh naw she left but forgot the burger King 5$ meal?! Insane

[@lolStopthetrolls]

i died after she said toys are we

[@Kessogsasaina]

Lol me and the listener have very diffrent priorities he demands food i would of demanded cuddles, but everyone has a different love language

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm sure cuddles would come after Listener regains their strength. ^^

[@Slenderman0561]

I find it funny it's in my recommendation where my oc is technically an eldritch monster. So surprisingly this fit in some weird stuff he find himself in

[@ProblematicHuman]

Wonderful audio

[@aydenmattinson726]

Yandere cultist: your finally here Me: come on tonight was mario kart night i was gonna win with bowser

[@azurekite2428]

That was 10/10 I want more so much more

[@ArceusZer035]

Oh this will be a fun one 💚

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy it! I had a lot of fun with it.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@Pkhemi]

Ok warlock might be my favorite class but Eldridge god is a bit much... That would explain a lot tho

[@TheGuyWhoHasYourBread]

🤔 I don't sse any problem with her , she seems sweet. Just need get her off her "concerning" food palate, wine and dine her like a queen and you got a amazing wife

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's the spirit! I'm sure feeding her, y'know, edible food would do her a world of good.

[@luciafer0912]

Part 2? I feel this needs one

[@coreytobias8590]

Ngl when I read the thumbnail I thought it said I offer my toenail

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💀 Amazing, you were able to find a way to make the horror even MORE horrifying!

[@fabianbigdad5755]

I love your videos Please part 2

[@danielmancaniello2408]

I do believe that this is the first asmr video I've listened to that has a death count

[@gastari429]

Two types of guys: Imagine the smell🤮 Imagine the smell😎

[@cherrytheandroid]

Man Oreg is gonna be pissed

[@JuanR-pg9qh]

Her: *calls me "dark one"* Me: So I'm basically a cthulu like entity.....hmm OK, I'm interested, so let's do this, my little follower 😈

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🙌🐙🙌

[@liammahony598]

Someone should make a chatbot of this character and this scenario

[@potatoboi8964]

I like to imagine that after the listener awakes its just a blood loss induced hallucination

[@Colonel-Sigma]

Yandere cultists are the best. Especially when they get high on psychedelics and start doing blood sacrifices 😂

[@collingreen2069]

Oh sick I always wanted to be an unknowable cosmic being beyond comprehension.Awesome and free beer you ain’t say nothing but a word!

[@Clarkov]

Eldritch deity, huh? Well, I often get told I'm nigh-incomprehensible to whoever I talk to, though the autism may have something to do with that. That, and I accidentally scare people by just showing up next to them. Knowing me, I'd probably be an eldritch whatever associated with the cold, dandelions, art, falling asleep in strange places, et cetera. There's already been a bunch of jokes in-family that paint me as various non-human things... none of which are an unfathomable horror (yet, anyway).

[@trickydeathbringer]

I am a being of Chaos but pretend to be human so the Cultist is Definity hiding something more that just being human they are probably the Eldritch god.

[@morlayetraore5517]

Ahhhh mhhh yes....I love it

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm happy to hear that!

[@sethroberts2038]

Why can’t I just find love……..fire video tho

[@Imakittymoo1337]

I'm not an octopus named Cthulu... I'm a Demogorgon... You summoned the wrong thing bro.

[@IZAAK-ZK]

This kooky NEET girl is pretty charming… in a way. Best girl of the event for me (at least almost anyways)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm so happy to hear that! While I can try to guess ahead of time, I can never be sure which stories and characters will be hits with my audience. It's always gratifying when one is someone's favorite of an event! I hope every single one is loved by somebody ^^

[@IZAAK-ZK]

⁠@@VanillaVelvetAudio​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠You’re very good at bringing the most out of a script, and you have a huge audience too, 75k huge at least. I’m certain there’s a story and character for every one of them.

[@Grimrose-dn6yi]

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[@alkv7604]

Ma'am.. i am an Eldritch Goddess, but i wouldn't do anything bad, even if the world is... A mess... And please, go to a hospital, eating moldy food is not healthy! And i wouldn't want my most devoted follower (and perhaps lover?) be sick or worse!

[@superhero60SSK]

The um 😂😂😂 got me

[@soralantern3073]

Mmmmh.... Huh!? I think you have me confused with someone else. I hear you. I'm not the Dark one. I'm a Tree Spirit. You're a strange one. I don't need worship. I'm simply not the person you think I am. I think you ate too much Locoweed. It's a wheat like plant that when Cows eat, it drives them mad. If I'm this dark one as you say, Tetanus shouldn't be a problem. Ouch! What do you think I am, some kind of Vampire? Nothing is different. I'm not the person you seek. You're living and breathing for the wrong person. That's a crush. I'm not the Dark God you're looking for. Sure.You are a Certifiable Nutball. Just let me go back to the Tree from whence I came. I don't need it. Strange human. Mmmmh Huh!? Not again! What is it now, Agatha!? I don't have any dark purpose. I am a Dryad. Don't listen to her. I don't care. You think it is possible to have visions from food poisoning. This is gonna be one neck of a Nightmare when I get out of here. Nothing. I feel no different. Don't hurt them! Grrrr.... Just between you and me, my 'Followers', she's a lunatic. She'll hurt herself for some fever dream. Mmmmh.... Crunch! Grrrr.... I haven't reached full strength yet. It is not your fault. Mhm. It's fine. Yes, it was. You are still Worthy. A high priestess must be set aside from the rest. More followers. I'll help you. Perhaps. Of course. Really? I thought no one believed in me. The World shall see my true power! Don't be. You did your best. I am. How do you know? There could be a Millionaire underneath some ragged clothes. Don't judge by appearance. And what if they never do? Don't bother. You're mortal. You easily judge a book by it's cover. Because, I intend to use it on them. You are. But this is not a cult with only a high priestess. We need more followers. Then why don't you listen to it? I should cast you out for overstepping my Command. Fine, you may stay. But don't get jealous of others. If those mortals out there find out there's only one member, they'll easily destroy your precious cult. Then where will you be? You're being foolish. What is it? Fine. I understand you want to become part of me, but I shall not do that. You may sleep in my quarters. My mortal form would tend to shy away from a hug, but it's fine. You're welcome. There you go. Of course, silly little Mortal.

[@ubu1091]

Ĝ̶̛͇̪̰̀͐̽̂̈̄̎̉͗̈́̽͐̚E̶͕͉̺̿ͅT̷͕̗͊ͅ ̵̨͖͇̞͓͖̽̾͒͂̅͊̽͒̈́̇̓̋̉̀͜T̴̡̪͇͖̻̮͖̅͛H̴̬̘͖͉̲̥̰̟͔̣̙̫̦́́̑̐̚ͅĔ̴̜͓̰͗͝R̶̗̞̘̝̖̖͕͍̞̼͈͊̊͑̑̓͊̈́̿͆͋̆̅̔̃̇͜A̵̼͉̻̫͕̺̣̖̘̤͔̝̥͕̞͐̄͋̈́͝͝P̸͙͕͈̼̋̄̅̈̚Y̷̛̘̭̼͗͗͛̎̓͋̓͂̔̃͑̋͘ ̸̗̩̗͇̘͔͖̣̐͗͊͜ So says K'resh