Powdered milk in carbonated water

[@JeaneyCollects]

At least they're not putting powdered milk in milk

[@LeoSquared]

Nor are they putting carbonated water in water

[@Bajongus]

Milk

[@Elipsis_]

Or water in water

[@therandomestguyever]

CARBONATED MILK

[@TheCallistocrat]

M E G A M I L K

[@Toflu]

*Potion of simulated spoiled milk* Gives the user affected by the potion an extremely bad taste in the mouths that lasts a day

[@charliegarrison9688]

Mouths? As in plural, meaning you have more than one?!

[@mayrakone]

@@charliegarrison9688 You heard 'em.

[@scrensaver_]

*the mouths*

[@luckyinky7849]

​@@charliegarrison9688 the nasal cavity is connected to the digestive system so it's technically a mouth

[@Jackalite]

@@luckyinky7849 time to eat chips this way

[@kyleshultz5481]

I mean, on the plus side, he’s an alchemist; most people don’t even get that far

[@brickpuncher1429]

I heard that this one alchemist got his brother killed and his arm+leg spaghetti'd off because he tried to resurrect their mom. I hope they're alright.

[@RuyVuusen]

@@brickpuncher1429 Well, at least they didn't transmute a dog, unlike that one sick excuse of an alchemist.

[@brickpuncher1429]

@@RuyVuusen Fair point, he doesn't even deserve that title, that sick fuck. I hear that he did the same with his wife and a crow!

[@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow]

“You are, without a doubt, the worst alchemist I’ve ever heard of.” “But you have heard of me.”

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

And now I'm for sure not the worst one ;y

[@NoobNoobNews]

Funny story. If you put the carbonated milk into the fridge, it will slowly fizzle away with time. Not only does the potion of instant spoiled milk be instantly spoiled, it actually unspoils itself with time and gradually gains freshness.

[@autismreal4]

so, it’s basically reverse milk??

[@Thepreacher_1]

So hypothetically if I keep putting carbonated water in almost spoiled milk if I wait long enough it will turn good again?

[@olliegoria]

*TO THE LAB BOYS*

[@ljr6490]

@@Thepreacher_1 No, the carbon will just dissipate

[@Thepreacher_1]

@@ljr6490 how sad source?

[@exp2745]

I love the "currently alive" modifier. Every other shitty alchemist at least had the good sense to create a concoction that removed them of this mortal coil.

[@lzrshark617]

"At last! My new tonic derived from nightshade and cyanide! Time to figure out what this-"

[@InsanePigeon]

Ah yes, my magical potion of bleach and ammonia

[@cumunist2120]

It means he hasn’t been mob lynched yet

[@timmiller1]

Ah yes, my magical potion consisting of sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter

[@pixelchrome2]

Ah yes, my magical potion, that consists of everything in my house, somehow doesn't have any smell, and looks like green something.

[@Seanderson3]

I never thought I'd laugh so hard at the phrases "My cereal is loud" and "Shittiest alchemist currently alive"

[@crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722]

No, he’s not the shittiest alchemist. That honor goes to that one guy in Fullmetal Alchemist.

[@pepethegenderequalityfrog9536]

​@@crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722 but does the guy is currently alive or not?

[@ArtyIF]

you can mix the Instant Spoiled Milk with rice crispies and use it as a weapon to knock out people from the sheer noise lol

[@silvvverlight]

tumblr dialect humor and pointed, melodramatic narration is a match made in heaven

[@thatloner2831]

Fr shit nearly killed me of laughter.

[@GivingAHootAboutOwlkalinity]

0:22 This "BAD" kills me every time. It perfectly captures the experience of Instant Spoiled Milk I think

[@davebotmkii6895]

The DELIVERY

[@gamingsquid6725]

Combine carbonated powdered milk with rice crispies cereal to make it louder

[@K4RN4GE911]

UNLIMITED CRACKLING *POWER!!!*

[@Rowcan]

Your cereal now sounds like a bucket of firecrackers.

[@grey2753]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE???" "Relax it's just my cereal"

[@tjenadonn6158]

Mic that, run it through some effects pedals, and you have the must have harsh noise album of the year.

[@brickpuncher1429]

What? I can't hear you over my cereal.

[@stefperb9531]

I accidentally drank some spoiled milk once and it had the fizz of sparkling water, so I can confirm that it would indeed taste like spoiled milk

[@GldnClaw]

Same with spoiled chocolate milk. Forgot and temporarily thought I was drinking orange juice.

[@jwalster9412]

I drank spoiled chocolate milk once. I remember how I could feel the fizz on my tongue. That was the first time I spat out a drink out of reflex.

[@lzrshark617]

@@GldnClaw I can't blame you; back in like middle school, a teacher dug out this random chemistry kit from somewhere in the classroom that for some reason included a carton of chocolate milk. Which was kept unrefrigerated. For god knows how long. I'm not even sure they remembered it was there until they brought the kit out. When they opened it, it legit looked more like orange juice than chocolate milk, and spoiled orange juice at that

[@nessa-parmentier]

I remember putting milk in my cereal, only to discover the milk was spoiled and I had just cursed my entire breakfast

[@elianhg2144]

holy crap sparkle water from Mario Odyssey seaside kingdom bublaine (2017) by Nintendo published for Nintendo switch systems!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!!11

[@killercross9929]

There has to be a trio that PERFECTLY emulates this. The curious dumbass The genuine person The nerd What in the D&D is this…

[@cyangaeming]

ultimate dnd party

[@gneu1527]

The curious dumbass is the user homunculus-argument, catgirlwheels is the geniune person, and the other guy is the nerd.

[@M1551NGN0]

Wait ain't I all these 3?

[@cyangaeming]

@@M1551NGN0 ultimate 3 in 1 frend

[@Ub3rSk1llz]

the movie harry potter trio i (because ron isnt a dumbass in the books)

[@datboief]

put the carbonated milk in rice krispies, mix in some pop rocks, and then you will have the loudest cereal possible

[@jwalster9412]

That would be a party in your mouth..

[@ridgelineenjoyer1517]

“He’s too dangerous to be left alive!”

[@sand__witch]

what's that one vine where the guy's cereal explodes. that's how you get that

[@aidenstanley7305]

absolutely not

[@arya31ful]

I'd either call this recipe "Tet Offensive" or "American School's Special". I prefer the latter.

[@certified_geek7536]

"I knew a guy in college who used to put powdered milk in his milk, to get 'more milk, per milk'"

[@AirborneAshes]

every economics chad

[@TheSleeplessSleeperAgent]

Valid

[@LeftyPencil]

Prob sweetened with condensed milk

[@Shaun_Jones]

I see no reason why that wouldn’t work, but it would probably taste like drinking straight coffee creamer.

[@Failzz8]

powdered milk+milk tastes amazing

[@waxwinged_hound]

Fun fact, using an acid to curdle milk is the first step in making cheese. This is often done with live cultures (such as Lactobacillus) that produce lactic acid from the sugars in the milk.

[@DodgerX]

Yea we just use vinegar

[@shitpostersingracia2931]

So were they just eating literally raw cheese

[@junokalita_]

​@@DodgerXvineger is an acid as well (acetic acid)

[@Gillsing]

So that's why my shower smelled like cheese after I used vinegar in an attempt to remove calcium buildups.

[@TheRealNiktWazny]

​@@Gillsinggotta love when a random chemic reaction happens in your pipelines

[@ameliashandcraftedmemes7888]

I once tried cereal with lemonade. My tongue went through the 5 stages of grief.

[@rheahorvath9274]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😜😜😜

[@kingnightmarevin]

Desperate times or morbid curiosity? I can't reason with why you would ever think of doing that

[@olliegoria]

​@@kingnightmarevinCant be anything but the latter. My poor assll eat that shit with water before I disrespect lemonade like that

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

“My five senses are at a dangerous level, you ever see me taste lemonade?”

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Why?

[@Whydoiexisthere-]

I love how the Very Loud CerealTM still stays very loud throughout the coversation.

[@Waflenoob]

This man just turned something disgusting into something to be proud of, what a Sigma move.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

What do black holes have to do with this? ... Or is that the wrong Sigma?

[@Waflenoob]

@@0_dearghealach_083 wrong sigma buddy 💀

[@L4mp15]

@@0_dearghealach_083 sigma is not originally from overwatch buddy

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@Waflenoob Well _technically,_ both kinds of sigma refers to black holes, one in a literal sense, and one in a metaphorical, lightless, joy-sucking sense.

[@SorielHDTBers]

But at what cost?

[@beware_the_mist]

I wonder what would happen if I put carbonated water in powdered milk

[@SentinelOfTheFirst]

The world isn't ready for that chief

[@aringrey]

put powdered water into carbonated milk

[@lonelygoat2716]

How about watery milk into carbonated powder

[@Toto-95]

"Oh for f*ck's sake..."

[@victoralexandervinkenes9193]

​@@Toto-95 yes indeed

[@dannypipewrench533]

0:46 The Rank.

[@ahleenah]

There’s actually a Japanese soda which is marketed as “carbonated milk” called Calpis. It has a confusing taste, going against anything I’ve ever known or learned, but it makes you want to come back for another sip. Especially the banana flavor. Edit: it’s called Milkis in those parts of the world that aren’t called Japan, if I remember correctly

[@quint3ssent1a]

Drunk it a few times, it's ok, sweet and milky taste.

[@riverdweller9912]

milkis and calpis are two seperate drink brands

[@qaq8409]

Milkis is from Korea while Calpis is from Japan

[@originalskyname125]

Tried it once but rather than carbonated, it taste like yogurt drinks

[@WistfuII]

"those parts of the world that aren't called Japan" What an interesting way of saying 'outside Japan'..

[@Pixelcraftian]

_"IT WAS ME, I SPOILED YOUR MILK!"_ - homunculus-argument, 10 years later

[@kohwenxu]

Hello there

[@W3tFloorSign]

What the hell are you doing here

[@eliasmg9144]

It was me barry

[@pixilator804]

it was me, DIO!

[@ぺいい]

HIIIII

[@mercernova5347]

“My cereal is loud”

[@Pawtacle]

They sold carbonated yoghurt here in Finland for a while. It wasn't a very long while. I wonder why.

[@Raoul.]

I want some

[@zias9464]

​@@Raoul. probably only once

[@Kickiusz]

I mean, yoghurt already _is_ spoiled milk, so that kinda makes sense.

[@screret4794]

Please don't remind me about That.

[@EvanG529]

What this tells me is that there needs to be a new method of fizzy drinks so that we can make fizzy milk a thing.

[@ZuperZucker]

It is a thing look up Milkis

[@little_jackal3923]

Its not exactly milk but a "Blackout" is vanilla ice cream and coca cola so maybe powdered milk and a _flavored_ carbonated water would better the potion

[@derpoltergeist8265]

Fizzy Milk: Boiled Beef Flavour. Delicious and refreshing

[@absolutelynot524]

@@ZuperZucker I was gonna say the same thing. Milkis is carbonated milk/yogurt and it's actually pretty good!

[@AlexDeath15]

Milkis (carbonated milk drink) is amazing and goes very well with spicy chicken and other korean dishes. Check it out

[@Pleyer7575lol]

0:41 Not Great™

[@ShadowTheParrot]

You know I was somewhat of an alchemist back in my day, I would mix all different kinds of sodas, juices, and milk, and drink it. Was it good? No! Did I do it anyway with a smile? Yes!

[@spectate0074]

We did that as kids in my neighborhood. We called it fear factor. I had the best "you cant drink this" drink ever. Shredded extra sharp cheddar cheese+milk+soy sauce+ tobasco sauce. Then leave in a windowsill to make the cheese melt, and the milk ferment. Give it a good hard shake. Then proceed to give it to that 1 girl in the group who would try anything.

[@JustSomeGuyThatAnimates]

@@spectate0074 Did she die from that bro??????

[@spectate0074]

@@JustSomeGuyThatAnimates lmao no just vomited then i gave her a lot of water to help her vomit. then some milk to settle the spiciness. After that she became the "leader" of the group. She earned it.

[@Closemusic16]

@@spectate0074 normal milk, right? right??

[@spectate0074]

@@Closemusic16 lmao yes. normal milk. the good stuff. the chunky stuff.

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

This is like when they made that sour patch kids cereal that was actually sour, and so if you tried to eat it with milk it would just cause it to instantly curdle 😋

[@LevitheEldritchAbomination]

Ohhh, I loved that stuff Some dude brought us an entire box filled with boxes of it I somehow never got tired of it

[@worldwidefunnyguy]

Probably better than Krave…

[@LevitheEldritchAbomination]

@@worldwidefunnyguy guessing you're tried it, how is it?

[@worldwidefunnyguy]

@@LevitheEldritchAbomination Horribke

[@LevitheEldritchAbomination]

@@worldwidefunnyguy oh

[@derekhasabrain]

I remember doing this as an experiment with root beer and orange soda as a kid. I even thought to do it with orange juice. None of them went well. It’s a miracle orange cream exists as a flavor

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

orange cream is alchemy

[@Regina316]

Cream is different, though. You can have sour cream and it's good.

[@derekhasabrain]

@@Regina316 …I forgot the “cream” part of orange cream

[@Immadeus]

At least they aren't putting powdered milk into a carpeted bathroom

[@jismeraiverhoeven]

Please tell me people arent seriously carpeting their bathrooms 🤦‍♂️

[@SaltPileMan]

​@@jismeraiverhoeven carpeted kitchen

[@BagelEnjoyer]

​@@SaltPileMan carpeted public restroom

[@WordlessLee.]

​@@BagelEnjoyer carpeted outhouse in the middle of spider infested woods

[@BagelEnjoyer]

@@WordlessLee. 2 cups vanilla extract

[@ambylotl]

I'd like to add that with the addition of carbonated water, you also lower the pH of the milk which causes the powdered milk's proteins to break down and curdle- so, not only do you emulate sour milk by taste, you also get actually spoiled milk :)

[@somethingsomethingsomethin6104]

"Here's that mill you asked for" "What's that noise?" "Don't mind the fizz (silent" its just a prank" laughter)"

[@hadtomakeachannel]

can confirm. source: putting milk in the sodastream 😭

[@m4y013]

​@@hadtomakeachannelok First The fu- Second Why

[@omp199]

Since carbonated water is more acidic than milk, meaning that its pH is lower than that of milk, I am guessing that you meant that you lower the pH of the milk.

[@ambylotl]

@@omp199 didnt notice i misspoke, yeah, the acid would lower the pH :D

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

Honestly the voice acting and sound effects really brings this to life in ways I wouldn't have thought of. I could imagine this as being audio from a movie or student short film or animation.

[@RaveDecoy242]

don't knock it 'til you tried it. calpis/milkis (essentially carbonated milk) is good, putting them on cereal (preferably cornflakes or some other lightly-flavored cereals) was great for me, but yes you do feel like an outlawed alchemist immediately afterwards

[@klop4228]

Milkis is great, but is it actually made with milk? I thought it was just milk-flavoured (maybe with lactose or something in it).

[@runeanonymous9760]

I thought the international release was Calpico? Is Milkis a different brand? I tried a free sample of it (before they realized that Calpis sounds bad to English speakers) at H-Mart once and absolutely hated it I don’t like normal milk but it was worse

[@rohanthezeroth]

smells like *lightly fried fish fillet*

[@HappyGardenOfLife]

Calpis is more like a carbonated yogurt than carbonated milk. It has to be otherwise the carbonic acid would curdle the milk.

[@ZuperZucker]

@@klop4228 made with yogurt

[@piousmuffin5285]

Having accidentally mixed milk and pepsi in the past, I can vouch for the result looking and tasting like a potion gone horribly wrong.

[@v.l.h.9193]

What are the circumstances where that happens accidentally :D my brother did that on purpose when we were kids, and yep, that definitely was something that should not have been done

[@tlotro625]

​@@v.l.h.9193 Both tend to stick to glass, so not doing one's god damned dishes would do the trick.

[@vikeghawlimz965]

Ah the pilk.

[@gothiiispiderz]

having purposefully mixed pepsi and milk like some deranged alchemist you'd find on Craigslist, i can confirm its both awful and one of the best things ive ever done

[@Victorsandergamer]

@@vikeghawlimz965 or milksi

[@funklestiltskin6140]

“It was a tough one this year, but it seems like Miss Sneed’s ‘Potion of Filing Taxes Incorrectly’ has finally been dethroned!”

[@TarotVylan]

I love the gentle whimsy you add to every post you narrate

[@urbanfrog]

Have we yet to reach the point, when we're ready to accept that some things, were never meant to be tried?

[@cahuni]

but Science only comes from After Crazy People try things other consider Whacky 😅

[@1ManRandom]

Never! A vast majority of human existence is based on people doing incredibly stupid shit that somehow worked out in the end. Just look at cheese! Some dude left their milk out for so long that it turned into a smelly, coagulated mass, and then they looked at it and went “Hmm, wonder what would happen if I ate this,”

[@infiniteplanes5775]

This whole incident brings to mind the phrase “god is dead,”

[@TheAttacker732]

We have not. Both in general, and culinarily.

[@Thepreacher_1]

Side note my friend once tired cheese and rice except the cheese was not a solid but liquid like the pre canned stuff made for sandwiches and has been sitting in the fridge for 3 days for some stuff stats in DND so he ate cold cheese mixed with rice . . . He later describe it as not as bad as you might think we later gave him the ability too eat whatever he wants with no consequences

[@Raphael-pg5op]

I can never get over "my cereal is loud"

[@ΜιχάληςΠετρομελίδης]

Infinite spoiled milk generator glitch (working 2023)

[@buffalocrackerdong6978]

In New York they mix carbonated water with some syrup and milk to make "Egg Cream." It's basically like a soda float, but less sweet. It's actually pretty good.

[@StarryOak76]

Sometimes things that taste terrible taste good with one extra ingredient. Unfortunately, as long as it doesn’t have that ingredient, it’ll still taste bad.

[@alexmaximus9134]

But wait, given its ingredients: carbonated water, syrup and milk, how did it get the name EGG Cream? I can see how it is a cream, but why is egg in the name?

[@Crazedgunman0]

​@@alexmaximus9134(cringe warning) BEHOLD THE EGG SYRUP.

[@LURKTec]

I'll take your word for it.

[@Kyandien]

Not alchemists making egg syrup in the comments what in the

[@-Name-here-]

I made carbonated chocolate milk in a soda stream once, now I know why it tasted so unholy.

[@thewizard2158]

My sister and I once put milk into a sodastream and tried it. It was curdled.

[@fredofasgarnia]

My man made instant buttermilk (kinda) - handy ability for an alchemist looking to up-skill his way into the Bakers' Guild!

[@1980woodpixie]

How

[@TheAttacker732]

​@@1980woodpixie Instant/simulated buttermilk is usually just milk mixed with a bit of acid. Most often vinegar, sometimes lemon juice.

[@cloudbrooks]

i love the sound effects, and the music WITH the sound effects (and voice acting ofc) make it so much funnier than i expected. i really expected yet another boring musicless soundeffectless video of someone just reading the tumblr post, but this was cool :D

[@ludger757]

Full mental alchemist...

[@tcscomment]

full carbonated alchemist

[@RisingSun42]

Technically he's also the best alchemist currently alive, considering there aren't too many other alchemists to compare to.

[@mirandagropen9761]

Anyone who works with nuclear reactions?

[@robloxgamerxox]

​@@mirandagropen9761those are people that work with nuclear reactions not alchemists

[@frowner_and_co]

What about chemists

[@RisingSun42]

@@frowner_and_co how many chemists do you know that have made whatever that milk thing is.

[@biastrafig]

​@@RisingSun42none. That's why they aren't the shittiest alchemist currently alive

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

I love the sound effects, they and the voices makes this more immersive than it has any right to be.

[@Zlyde007]

Carbonated milk drinks are actually a thing (brand: Milkis), ive drank them twice, and I have no memory of the experience from both times.

[@kysonromero6008]

I guess I’m more worried that you might have just repressed the very memory of the experience rather than just forgot

[@ahleenah]

It’s a confusing taste, but it’s good

[@paperswan]

Hey! Don't you dare to talk about Milkis like that! They have secret police and they are already on you for putting bad rep on their product

[@The1andonlyAbber]

Maybe Milkis are a memory loss potion!

[@2k7u]

As a kid, I once exploded my electric shower by spewing chlorine directly into it.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

How in the shit

[@BagelEnjoyer]

Why did you have access to chlorine

[@2k7u]

@@BagelEnjoyer Questions may not be asked.

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Electric shower?

[@albinocat]

@@BagelEnjoyer he lives in a society

[@Talking__Ben]

The only reason I'm not on the floor is because I am eating cereal at 2 in the morning

[@revvv3889]

In high school, I made an experiment on how plants behave in acid, base, and normal pH... I used cola, soap, and mineral water to water 3 plants and put each container in my room. One day, I accidentally knocked off the acidic soil and it just fell to the floor... For a week, my room smells like when you mix rotten eggs with diarrhea

[@Supperdude9]

...That's a lovely description.

[@gneu1527]

mix rotten eggs with diarrhea

[@ChipPerDoseShit]

I like how you say "WHEN you mix" instead of "IF you mix"

[@captainc0rgi]

Considering there are few to no people claiming to be also alchemists, becoming one is a feat in and of itself

[@paulborisiv519]

0:24 honestly, when i started hearing this, I instantly imagined that one super-hyper history teacher from RWBY, except explaining science, it just has that vibe and it's awesome.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Oh, this is hilarious!! I hope you're doing well, Jeaney, and staying safe and healthy in these current times. Godspeed, Jeaney.

[@beanbag8449]

"Shittiest alchemist currently alive" because anything worse than instant spoiled milk kills everyone who makes it

[@simondowns9436]

Just the four words: “My cereal is loud” would make anyone stop what they were doing and turn towards the speaker with curiosity and a sense of ‘Wait, wat yu just say?’

[@cheese4g]

I don't know why, but the addition of "currently alive" at the end killed me.

[@randomnoob101flyhightweek]

gotta respect the shitty-ness of the dead alchemists

[@JerW]

damn you're no longer currently alive because of that

[@yutahkotomi1195]

I might have to test this myself some time, just out of morbid curiosity and if it's really as bad as they say...

[@lonestarr1490]

*gulp* It is.

[@midnightfox5077]

The music makes this thing pure gold.

[@NoxyNugYT]

Thank you jeaney, for the science project idea

[@Iluvpie6]

All in all, I applaud this tumblr user for their dedication to experimentation.

[@realz_landmine]

jeaney never fails to collect

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

The elegance of speech and articulation by the alchemist is superb.

[@zerologic7912]

This reminds me of when my little brother poured monster energy on some milk and it turned to cheese

[@randomnoob101flyhightweek]

NOT THE MONSTER 😭😭😭 thats a waste of monster :((((

[@randomnoob101flyhightweek]

wait. MONSTER CHEESE :OOOO

[@pikaa-si9ie]

@@randomnoob101flyhightweek grind that monster cheese into powder and pour it on to Doritos Monster Cheese Doritos

[@GlassesIncorp47]

If wallace was a gamer

[@RinkuChan333]

Ohhhhh so that's NOT how they make that milkis soda? Because that stuff's surprisingly good

[@Hazel-xl8in]

it’s like the cement mixer shot! you do one part irish cream, one part lime juice layered on top of each other and when it mixes in your mouth the cream instantly curdles and makes for a truly awful sensation.

[@tcp3059]

Almost as foul as a Mat Shot.

[@StriderStryker]

It seems like his calculations of mixing these ingredients just made it 99.1% pure sourness.

[@LecherousLizard]

What the Potion Seller actually had in mind when he said "My potions are too strong for you!"

[@bennyrodgers5702]

The best pancakes I ever made we're because I accidentally used spoiled milk, which I think simulated buttermilk. I wonder if the added bubbles would also make pancakes extra fluffy? Or would they just be full of holes?

[@helenanilsson5666]

Don't know about pancakes, but I've heard that waffles turn out better if you make them with carbonated water, so maybe?

[@sunblade704]

I use carbonated water to make my pancakes fluffier, it definitely works (instead of just using milk in the recipe I use half milk and half carbonated water, the taste doesn't go bad). I even experimented with adding Fanta because my boss at the time asked me 😂

[@MarneusCalgar867]

@@sunblade704how did it taste?

[@DocumentNegativity]

I was dying when he said instant spoiled milk potion 🤣

[@kliveran]

His cereal now is very angry

[@real.name.]

I did that once with seven up. The "milk" turned brown-ish and tasted like sin.

[@Average_mazatlan_citizen]

"tasted like sin" damm

[@keels829]

That could probably be used to make AMAZING pancakes! It would have a bit of the tanginess that buttermilk or normal sour milk would provide, plus some added fluffiness from the carbonation! 😋 But don't drink it lol, just bake with it (I also have not tried this so idk how it would actually taste, but theoretically it should be really good!)

[@stripedpolkadots8692]

This sounds horrific written down

[@personmcdudeguy]

You could mix powdered milk and 7UP for pancakes. That sounds good

[@trisoulwolf3723]

That is a good point. Also if you run out of buttermilk (for pancakes), you can substitute it with milk with vinegar added to it. One tablespoon of vinegar for every cup of milk.

[@Human-san]

Powdered milk is only good for baking with in the first place, so that checks out.

[@kingnightmarevin]

​@@personmcdudeguy I'm taking away your right to cook

[@NotDelluxe]

That last addition made me laugh like a giddy gremlin

[@ethribin4188]

"Ive mastered the potion: instant spoiled milk" Perfection.

[@thephony1651]

Imagine carbonated milk in a bowl of Rice Krispies

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

All your neighbors grumbling to themselves; "He's having cereal for dinner AGAIN."

[@dangerouslysafe3]

I like the idea that we have medieval style alchemists congregating on the internet to create new and unusual concoctions.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I once did it with pepsi twist, just to test it. I put milk into a cup filled with pepsi twist, it created a foamy brown top, while the bottom was brownish white thick yogurt like spoiled milk. Tasted awful, but it did "detox" my body from both ends quite efficiently.

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

You have mastered the potion: Instant GI Cleanser, therefore becoming the _best_ alchemist alive

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

This just makes me wonder how they make milk flavored soda. Yes that is indeed a thing.

[@tlotro625]

Just how they make lemon ice cream, just add a ton of sugar.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

​@@tlotro625 it has been a while since I had some, but it didn't seem to have a lot of sweetness. I don't think it was extra sugary.

[@ahleenah]

And how they manage to actually make it taste delicious

[@SocialistStrike]

So, my boyfriend and I have a running joke of me being "obsessed" with Pilk, which is the infernal fusion of Pepsi and milk, which he cringes at the idea of. Pilk, of course, is not that different from this topic, but my boyfriend will be waking up to this video and the message : "Good news. I've moved on from Pilk."

[@MasterLagoz]

I think a soda maker might be better for making the Loud Milk Potion.

[@pinkdarkman]

You can also use a 'Soda Stream" device, which adds carbonation to liquids so you can make soda at home, to carbonate milk and get the same effect. I think Ashens did that on his channel like 10 years ago and also said it was disgusting lol.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

Phil Lester also did it 3 years ago, since his parents never let him carbonate milk with the Soda Stream. 😋 He also said it was disgusting. 😂

[@JohnyMeBoi]

i made carbonated coffee like that. it was horrible

[@jpjaye]

Nah that will bubble up and explode lol

[@Irish_Enderman]

Just hearing the words "powdered milk" made me recoil in horror, nevermind what the op did with it

[@PleasentDddd]

That explains a lot actually. Apparently combining my two favorite drinks doesn’t make a better drink. My two favorite drinks at the time were Coca-Cola and milk. I was 6.

[@strider_hiryu850]

flat carbonic acid doesn't taste sour tho. it just tastes.... blegh!

[@toanuva6178]

The Spoiled Milk Alchemist is my favorite Full Metal Alchemist background character

[@battleon81]

I think traditional cream soda actually did involve milk (now it's just vanilla flavoring). So there is probably some way to mix milk with carbonated water and end up with something that is actually edible.

[@BigMoTheBlackDragon]

Funny, adding milk to carbonated energy drinks isn't half bad. Add in strawberry syrup, and it's a melted strawberry float with a Sprite. Add in chocolate syrup though -- daemon ball-blaster chocy-milk. Sure, you have to stir it every once in a while (it will separate out), but that's because you are to week to drink it fast enough to have the full and powerful goodness of this god elixir!

[@Rocket_PC]

this is one of my favourite videos ever

[@rainedans8684]

Imma be real with you chief, I did the same with choco milk & a vitamin C supplement I, too, am the crappiest alchemist alive then

[@sand__witch]

that sounds _vile_ and i'm intrigued

[@antoncabotta5364]

LESS THAN A MINUTE!

[@kathryn74]

“my cereal is loud” you wouldve never thought…

[@Cephandr1us]

This disgusts me more than anything I have ever seen.

[@scarletblossom]

0:13 I thought it was about to say demanding to speak with my manager 💀

[@Obozo_Gaming]

"Hey guys! Someone posted a new speedrun of 'spoiling milk: any%'!"

[@roguespartan2854]

That is some top notch voice acting

[@valthenvega2434]

Fine example of “you’re in this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master” but in alchemist

[@aitorpikachu1009]

The voices, dialogue, sound, music, personalities. It's all merely the surface of a gold mine for what could be an alchemic sitcom.

[@henkerita1471]

My boy doing alchemic shit out there

[@heta_luna5887]

I love when science people just spawn in whenever they're needed to advance the plot of a tumblr threat

[@Ros2fi0]

Bro single-handedly revolutionized the yogurt industry.

[@holymasterchief]

I was in tears for an hour after I read the original tumblr post, it was amazing