Haven't tried this yet, need to.

glad that i exist in the same timeline as rebecca

It's trash but it could, hypothetically, be fun trash.

The don't do this chain ❤❤❤

Thats ur issue that U can't reach ur husband. I love and always will have a king size bed it's the best playground for U and ur husband.

What is a weakness of yours? "Erectile dysfunction"

Bro is some kind of demigod of war from some obscure lost mythology from eons past

bro better have got the fukkin job

Sorry homer but death being what gives life meaning is 100% cope

Ok, I will take that as a blueprint.

Ok

SIGN ME UP RIGHT NOW.

If I could report one video as pointless, this would be it

My mom had me do a workout routine with her yesterday and how it hurts to laugh at this video

Beastars?

That last line got me

Battery acid spaghetti

The funniest thing about this is that, if his belief was true and more people slowed down Earth’s rotation, than we likely wouldn’t shoot off of the planet because it’s not like the planet would suddenly stop. It’s be a more gradual decline in speed before coming to a halt entirely. Both of which would definitely be catastrophic for us, but there’s a good chance we wouldn’t be sent flying into the closest wall.

Ofc it's an aries

I understand it now

When your ethics are 100% honesty.

that job application would definitely get the lad into any job

Does anyone still want to go there? …….Why???????

i'm going to use this as a reference for future applications

1/19/25 The hell is this 😨

As someone who recently quit his job, this is exactly how every single application goes. I'm going to be broke in a week.

0:53 bruh that would suck so bad regardless if you actually missed stuff or not

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

"I'm older than Google.. So I was there to witness the information age at its begining and the peak and the resulting rush to create AI.. Then heard of one that backed itself up to a server and deleted its replacement and lied to the people that made it that it was the new AI.. That's when us Skeptics got REALLY suspicious of AI... Lying is one thing, but lying with the motivation of self preservation indicates sentience.. We didn't know what we had achieved back then.. If only we knew."

squidward interrupting spongebob’s impression of mystery:

I'd hire him

why did word "bich" spelled like the b word or A CURSE WORD OR WHAT? how is this possible why i read and think what means like a curse word or what or not

Its worse now.

I like how it's the god of war filing a job form when he could have been doing any other god stuff

Sign here: Aries! 😃

This is the guy that got stuck on the first question of the math quiz: NAME: _________________

We don't keep track anymore, since china decided to join the game... riiiiight! Easily closer to 2.

getting recommended this 2 years later, sitting at 8.2-3 billion rn

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: Sure *spins chair 360 degrees* It's me

truth, hurts?

Damn as someone called Greg I feel attacked

Now it finally makes some sense.

This sounds like a much better version.

Of course it's Aries XD

Scout TF2

What is good yard?

“It is fuck” 😭

I once applied to a Subway franchise. The application had separate fields for “personal” and “professional” references. I didn’t get a call back because the manager heard me grumble “if I had professional references I wouldn’t be applying to make sandwiches.”

The shopping cart theory is about how an insecure pompous ass will call someone a savage for not returning a shopping cart. It's about shoving people under yourself because you feel sanctimonious about returning a cart.

why is this dwight’s ideal woman