“Tis but a scratch!”

English people abroad : why don't all these people speak English?? 😂

Sounds like a highly employable person!

fr tho it is like top 30 weapons oat

help

hi

I prefer antspur rapier for quadruple status effect with the frost rapier power stance

Why did they try to rhyme Balmoral and yanny?

I am so confused...

"That's not a knife!"

💠

Microbrachius dicki was my nickname in highschool

" 'tis but a scratch"

“Thanks, I needed to get that blister drained it was really bugging me.”

Ending you essay with "don't forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell button for notifications about further essays" is: Important Promotes your brand Reminds the reader to help your essays place in the algorithm Tells the reader they can stop reading now

I’m so autistic that I can barely tell why this is wrong.

What's the chess equivalent to an Izuna Drop?

Counterpoint: the estoc is the closest we have to an actual longsword in terms of size and the way it’s used

Tis but a flesh wound.

The creativity alone is great, would hire 😊

“Oh hohoho you dare approach me, instead of running away. You stab right at me. Even though your grandfather Joseph told me the secrets of…. *dies*”

W ms mcgaan

The drug crisis in the USA must be far more severe than we think here in the old world.

Would

chess is an example of a game ruined by competetive players

(Gets stabbed) "This is mine now"

The teacher called out average Indonesia college student's Thesis

My resume: Monkey see, Monkey do! Contact info: #$@-@&$+_#)@

"a simple yes would have sufficed"

The main thing that puts me off chess is that it's haram

canada is just canada but not france

"Guys, why is the moon falli--" *ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA*

Honestly, I'd instantly make him CEO. He's what this burger joint needs.

😂😂

"I play the Ultimate Purgatory Hellfire Burst Wave Motion Cannon gambit, and i shall win in approximately 17 moves."

"Sense of self-worth" is a pretty big ask.

Nice! Now send it to 385 applications and you might get a single interview. I'm not crying, you're crying.

“I don’t get this idea that Chess is a genius game… You could have Einstein or Nikola Tesla set up to play and they’d always lose to that psychopath that memorizes 50 board positions ahead of time. Computers are good at chess because it’s a game MADE FOR COMPUTERS.” - The Mind of Gordon Freeman

THE ENTIRE TIMELIME: (creative liberties have been taken) EARLY CRETACEOUS (1st Era, ~ 21 billion years ago) - Anomalocaris discovers the first primitive cave painting of a modern day crab and invents carcinisation. It's likely he turned into a crab. - The Oxygen Disaster happens, making so much more air. - The Pterodactyl reigns for 900 million years. Then the last one hits the ground. - Smilodon is the first dinosaurn to stand up on its hind legs, making it possible for monkeys to evolve. - Concavenator exists. THE STONE AGE (2nd Era, ~ 20 billion years ago) - Snorkasaurus gives birth to the first cavemen, and dies out becuase it's doing this instead of making baby snorkasauruses. - Oviraptors starve to death because raw eggs are disgusting. THE COAL AGE (3rd Era, ~ 19 billion years ago) - Cooking is invented. - 'The Talk' is invented. - Mellisuga Helenae is the largest predator dancasore to ever live. - Earl Sinclair appears as an uncredited extra in "Avatar 3: Lost in New York". - The '90s: cousin rob stops throwing out stuff from his garage. - 1998: president Obama discovers the first airplane, inventing flight. - September 10, 2001 Bulbasaur, the first flying dyanasar, is invented. - September 11, 2001: Earl Sinclair goes extinct, taking with it all the british people. Bulbasaur crashes into the stock market. - During the great depression caused by the 9/11 crash, early neanderthal alchemists manufacture "birds" (their second attempt at street legal flying dinnersaurans), but they go extinct due to the combined efforts of the New Zealand Government, the CIA, and earth's gravitational field. - the great depression causes the civil war. THE ICE AGE (4th Era, 19 billion - 1 billion years ago) - Iguana Don's kidneys are eaten by 21 cavemen, leading to his death. JURASSIC (5th and final Era of dinosaurs, 1 billion - 500 million years ago) - Dimetrodon is the most common and last dinosaur, it's very poisonous because of its diet of pufferfish. THE EDIACARAN (500 million - 2 million years ago) - a species of swirly looking weird rocks eat all of the dimetrodon to death, becoming the age's dominant predator, and then probably die because of the poison. THE BONE AGE (2 million years ago - today) - 2 million years ago: george washington invents photographs. - Today: flying dinosuars are still against the law. - New uncoveries in dinosaurology are made almost every tuesday. - OP makes this list which could become dated in the next century, hoping they survive to preserve the concept of truth. - The crab is still alive and well, at 29 [ _undisclosed unit of mesurement_ ], making him the oldest person in the world.

. How sharp are you

He is past the point of giving a shit

The timeline so far: - 1st Era: the Oxygen Disaster happens, making so much more air. - 2nd Era: The Pterodactyl reigns for 900 million years. Then the last one hits the ground. Smilodon is the first dinosaurn to stand up on its hind legs, making it possible for monkeys to evolve. - The Stone Age (3rd Era): Snorkasaurus gives birth to the first cavemen, and dies out becuase it's doing this instead of making baby snorkasauruses. Oviraptors starve to death because raw eggs are disgusting. - The Ice Age (4th Era): Cooking is invented. 'The Talk' is invented. Iguana Don's kidneys are eaten by 21 cavemen, leading to his death. - Jurassic (5th and final Era of dinosaurs): Dimetrodon is the most common and last dinosaur, it's very poisonous because of its diet of pufferfish. - The Ediacaran: a species of swirly looking weird rocks eat all of the dimetrodon to death, becoming the age's dominant predator, and then probably die because of the poison. - The '90s: cousin rob stops throwing out stuff from garage. - 1998: president Obama discovers the first airplane, inventing flight. - September 10, 2001: bulbasaur, the first flying dyanasar, is invented. - September 11, 2001: bulbasaur crashes into the stock market, causing the great depression that leads to the civil war. - 19 billion years later: george washington invents photographs. The Bone Age begins. - 2 million years later (today): flying dinosuars are still against the law. New uncoveries in dinosaurology are made almost every tuesday. OP makes this list which could become dated in the bext century, hoping they survive to preserve the concept of truth.

Totaply acceptable signature if you are named "Littlepip"

I feel seen

"pain. This is why i fight."

no relevant experience, a mediocre at best education, vastly overstated skill set. I'm sorry, but as it stands, you only qualify to be the president.

Just wanted you to know, that I tried this right now. It's not that bad, actually. (still waiting for my face to become normal again. not a big fan of purple, you know)

bro, that's literally me 😂

"Sorry, we've decided to hire someone else. Our interviewer didn't like your vibes or whatever. Good luck paying rent asshole."

John wayne gacy's first victim was almost definitely a child he molested after his first stint in prison, he wassupposed to testify but never showed up, there was basically no investigation and Gacy got to walk, its doubt fall they even knew he had just spent near a decade in prison for not only molesting his employees but hiring people to attack them to prevent them testifying.