Powerful Wizard

[@jesupcolt]

A wise man once said, "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[@Soofkin]

A coward man once said, "if you're gonna talk, talk. DON'T SHOOT!"

[@PolterDev]

Thing i hate about movies is when the villian has trapped the hero and he cant to anything about it (pointing gun at hero) and then the hero flips the situation and has the weapon and then he fucking TALKS TO THE GUY INSTEAD OF JUST SHOOTING HIM AND THEN THE VILLIAN GETS AWAY

[@jeaton1224]

An, good ole buster.

[@juleswoodbury58]

The ugly

[@jesupcolt]

@@jeaton1224, Tuco.

[@FirstDagger]

Buddy didn't learn that his gun is supposed to be used as instant cast.

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

1st rule of Western Fantasy... NEVER piss off a Wandslinger!

[@mrblack5145]

Stephen King's "The Dark Tower" series, in a nutshell.

[@rosfell00]

Goddamnit I hate how accurate this is, and I haven't even read the last book...

[@mrblack5145]

@@rosfell00 erm.. *spoiler warning*

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

Never. Fuck. With. A Powerful. Wizard. This is like, survival 101 dude.

[@SirEcuadorian]

Unless you have a gun and quick senses

[@jackneeson591]

This post is from the future! :0 Also, I love the little bits of additional audio you added, this whole Saga being catalyzed by the OP telling the Wizard his hat looks stupid too (Implying that the Wizard started it) and the implication that OP had a picture of the Wizard handy as soon as he made it back to society (Plus the first fella he asks about it casually recognizes the Wizard and points to a presumably closeby TOWER like it's nothing) paired with your chosen accent setting it in the South US, a place both mundane and odd but had never struck me as a place a Wizard would live is just...beautiful. {-}7

[@PlebNC]

This is why you should throw a grenade in first. Best case, he ignores it and gets blown up. Worst case, he focuses on casting a spell on it allowing you to get a shot off or throw in a 2nd grenade.

[@tiagofigueiredo5659]

Why does the wizard fart every time he casts a spell?😂😂

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Recoil from casting a spell

[@Zach_Hazard]

In addition to being a powerful wizard he is also a powerful memelord

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

@@Zach_Hazard A true master is multifaceted in their skills.

[@humanoidwolf]

​@Zach_Hazard Merasmus is a powerful meme lord expect I'm no longer in debt to the Russian mob because due to fighting with Ukraine war. So the debt is canceled.

[@tiagofigueiredo5659]

@@humanoidwolf Right, how could I forget Merasmus

[@Human_leg]

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

[@MediocreHexPeddler]

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

[@Z-Bronze]

And fond of deserts.

[@thorkveld]

Isn’t this just the plot of The Dark Tower?

[@Viddaric]

"see ya in 10 more, fuckboi!" LMAO

[@HankHill429]

This reminds me of that doctor who parody where they just keep knocking the master into the sewer and every time he comes back it's been like 300 years for him lmao

[@KingslayerSenpai]

Zach being just a shitposter is some of my favorite content on the internet.

[@chaosmorris5865]

Could have been worse, you could have found the eldritch abomination with the head of an elephant and the mutilated body of man that the wizard uses to fuels his dark magics.

[@ZeSgtSchultz]

Pretty soon Zank will be making hour long lore reads about the 40 k universe just for some VA practice

[@Brannington]

this is the weirdest cover of In The Mouth of A Desert by Pavement that i've ever heard

[@Skelbton]

all these people telling me to cast incantations and brew potions! I just wanna grill for cripes’ sake!

[@keighne7650]

With enough targeting range, and loose enough definitions, we can grill all day.

[@brentkeller3826]

You gotta cast .416 rigby magic missile on sight.

[@stevetv5739]

Basically the Dark Tower series

[@anonymousman34]

Well dagnamit dang gone and jury ridged that one sonny

[@AesirUnlimited]

This is why revenge is a fool’s game.

[@judgeanon2922]

>security spells I laffed

[@TenkoBerry]

This is Great Keep up the good work 👍

[@TheAsylumCat]

Should've made a pact, wislt he spent those ten years in the desert and pick up a counter spell t' send his ass to the desert.

[@cropathfinder]

See this is why you shoot first with wizard just like u do with reality benders

[@steveknowsbest1069]

back to Nevada again

[@askamikaze3936]

Wise man said.. "SHOOT. DA. GUN"

[@cjnf11]

They are called ranged weapons for a reason...

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

Yeah, when you have a hard grudge you want to settle quickly, don't talk. Just end it when you get there. Same as in anime and any gamer who hypes themselves up. Stop talking and get to business

[@Delilah_the_dragon]

Next time you should use a different kind of small arms. Something like the M777 Howitzer. That's considered small arms lol.

[@crablion847]

Why did he even think pissing off a wizard was a good idea?

[@buckcherry2564]

Allegory for military recruitment and being shipped out?

[@yeaitsmobo]

basically.... off to iraq?

[@Sakki007]

why is there no Wild Wild West magical anime?

[@trenchcoatbandit]

eh ehehehehehehehe *fart* AH HAHAHAHAHA

[@Mortal2064]

:D

[@mono5676]

E

[@capello5688]

What a clever allegory for the US involvement in the Middle East