Predator Asks Chris Hansen For A Ride Home

[@zarasbazaar]

I don't know who thought it was a great idea to have 6'4" Chris Hansen interview predators in those ground scraping chairs.

[@ekramer2478]

He still OWNED it!

[@iyanacoen8837]

Makes it harder to get up and run away😭😭

[@JASURBEK3838]

He’s 6, 2

[@Annie_Annie__]

I wanna know what the sound engineers said when the producers said “I know! Let’s do a sting on the beach!” It’s so difficult to hear anything on a beach. The wind and the waves drown out so much. Especially for microphones.

[@SylviByrne_]

​@@Annie_Annie__ I think they cried

[@spacekiwi9307]

"We can give you a ride, just not home"

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

WOw I'm so lmao rn! This is the funniest thing did u make this yourself. ;)

[@Gchildwarrior]

"But it will be your new home." 😂

[@adammatteson1982]

​@@GchildwarriorI was thinking the same thing😂

[@LubbockBabesFan]

Predator: 😐 Chris: 🤷‍♂ Police: Your ride is here🚓👮‍♂👮‍♂

[@Allison-p2c]

When my daughter was 13, she was doing her grade 3 singing. We arrived at the venue and the pianist arrived shortly after. My daughter said she didn't like him because he always stared (he had previously worked at her schools music department). I told her to trust her instincts and keep her distance. A few months later, he was caught in a sting meeting a girl! My daughters instincts were spot on!

[@spottiercamp8183]

Wait hang on I’m a bit confused she was 13 in grade 3?!

[@Allison-p2c]

@spottiercamp8183 no, she was doing her grade 3 singing exam. There are 8 grades in total. They are done independently, not in conjunction with her school.

[@Allison-p2c]

@spottiercamp8183 in the uk, school goes from year 1 to year 12. At 13, she would have been in year 9, her second year at secondary school. The first 7 years are in primary school.

[@kikineeks]

@@spottiercamp8183music grade 🤣 not school grade

[@lebomakhubedu6376]

That also spun me for a second ​@@spottiercamp8183

[@DrProfessorBello]

asking for a ride home is actually wild

[@problematicgoose]

Like boi imma give you a ride but it ain't gonna be to your home 😂

[@SpookyPirateQueen]

Right like how did he plan to get home before this happened? 😂

[@DrProfessorBello]

@@problematicgoose technically he did get a ride home

[@problematicgoose]

@@DrProfessorBello his new home, exactly 🤣

[@JakeyBro69]

Showing up in of itself is wild

[@NameSpikeDog]

"pred math" needs to be added to the TCAP bingo card lol

[@DarkbutNotsinister]

I have a BINGO card for TCaP too! And another one for body cam footage.

[@StayKindUnwind]

Nah there's honestly much funnier phrases used in the community. "Pred math" is mid at best.

[@caseyhammer7823]

Dude got two brain cells fightin for third place

[@talesfromhickville7152]

Underrated reply right here.

[@samblack727]

😂😂😂

[@Bobbymaccys]

I’m stealing this 😂

[@lisarcis]

*chef kiss*

[@luzhuerta1422]

😂😂😂

[@geoffduke1763]

Like he took 10 years of his age and still couldn't work out what year that would be...Real genius

[@zarasbazaar]

Can't imagine why he dropped out of college.

[@snipes503]

Note to self: Ask predators for basic math.

[@devianb]

He is definitely no Lovermangenius.

[@Annie_Annie__]

And he was born in 1980, which somehow in my mind makes it that much easier. (Or maybe I think that because I’m terrible at math, lol)

[@elleembee6335]

​@@Annie_Annie__no, it's that much easier. How do you not know what ten years younger is when you're born in a year that's a multiple of ten? This is like first grade math. Ridiculous.

[@Jules-916]

He may be wearing a Spongebob jacket, but his IQ is closer to Patrick's.

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Nah he's probably just delusional can't tbh smh.

[@tarantulamadness6191]

How dare you diss Patrick like that, this predator is far more stupid.

[@bigschmill294]

That's an insult to Patrick, he would never do something like this 😭

[@boltthunder2061]

to be far in the old days SpongeBob shared his IQ with Patrick

[@chasehedges6775]

@@boltthunder2061 They were both smart In their own ways tho.

[@lynzeedesantis5561]

Low risk= can't get a ride to the victim. Makes perfect sense. 🙄

[@TheImprovised]

😂😂😂

[@DaveWasThereMan]

Why do predators hate other predators. So many American men jealous of others. If they lived 3 hours south, their wife would be 12 instead of 18 lol

[@transpirater3768]

I simply do not understand how these people hear “I’m 12” and are like “hell yea”

[@ishitthenigiggle]

Hey you know the younger the grape the sweeter it tastes you know what I'm saying playa hahahaha you know what I'm saying

[@elleembee6335]

That's so gross to me. I was able to stop men who were leering, and licking their lips, at my daughters (standing between them and my child, so they have to look away from my child and at me, and giving them an angry look letting them know I knew what they're doing has always worked for me). They always ran away, thankfully. But parents aren't always there when it happens, especially when it happens online. And finding that healthy balance between protection and surveillance can be tricky. I'm just glad this time it wasn't a real child.

[@samanthamccue9942]

@@elleembee6335ughhh, this is so disheartening to read. If I saw someone looking at my future child like that, I would pounce 💀

[@MissGreenTeaLady]

I can't imagine. Even the thought of dating someone "barely legal" is disgusting.

[@fanime1]

​@@Zeitgeist2000dude, just because some people do it, doesn't make it right.

[@AnonymouslyChosen777]

THE SHIRT DANES WEARING HE LOOK PIMPED OUT IM SVREAMING

[@Andrew-ih2gz]

He do be looking good in that shirt. 😮

[@paulaleiva13]

Dane be looking goooood

[@emilyanderson8945]

RIGHT?! i LOVE it!!

[@dakotatotten5355]

Right I just commented the same thing haha 🤣 might delete so you got all the likes and he will notice . My man looking like WHERE THE GABAGOOL !! Fresh

[@Aemirys]

I know im loving the fit!

[@usagi32211]

That clip of Chris saying "When are you ready for me to pop that cherry" is one of my favorite moments of the whole series. It's like he's doing monotone slam poetry.

[@KaylynLCast]

How he kept a straight face without either vomiting (because a pred saying that is hella icky) or laughing (because the quote itself is forking goofy) is beyond me. Someone give that man an Oscar!

[@YourAdventChild]

the sunglasses make everything so much better 😂 The way he deadpan delivers that script with sunglasses on in that beach chair, a+ content, right there

[@Maxშემიწყალე]

Imagine being 27 and unable to do the math to figure out the year that would make you 17. Truly amazing.

[@chelseac8855]

I was thinking the same thing!!

[@apexfenix9623]

Listen mate. I'm VERY bad and slow at math. I gotta count back slowly to figure it out watch So I'm 21 Almost 22 that means that two years ago I was...20. so minutes three is...okay so take ten and take away three that's seven so seventeen. Which makes it five years.

[@williamfranciswhite450]

​@@apexfenix9623what?

[@Infodumptruck]

Panic makes you dumb

[@Braden_A]

This is one of the most point blank period cases and he thinks he is the victim??? That's truly insane

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

THats a hot take you know 😢

[@h0rriphic]

They all do. The mental gymnastics these pdf files do in a disgusting attempt to rationalize their evil, selfish behavior is unreal

[@mkmb2k934]

In their twisted minds, they haven't done anything yet so they believe they shouldn't be punished for something they didn't do

[@andy31793]

​@conclavecabal.h0rriphic but he was cosplaying with an adult who was pretending to be a child. There would have to be research done to see whether or not he was being targeted beforehand, perhaps by people at his school who thought he fit a profile and then began luring him into sexual conversations online.

[@westonkill]

Black

[@bmjv77]

Little did he know that he was about to get a ride. A ride to jail.

[@kalismith2833]

I can’t wait for Ken to show Dane the predator that gets hit by the shopping cart on TikTok

[@dessertrayyy]

Please tag me I can’t find the video 😭😭😭😭😭

[@willwithanxbox]

I saw a recent KZbin clip where Chris hansen talks about TCAP being a favorite show of inmates. Some guys said they were in the TV room watching when their epsiode came on and Chris said they had a hard time for while after 😂

[@mariehughes5932]

That would be so crazy! I wish I had the security footage for that moment. Just chillin then that whole room turn and look when he comes in the door. 😂

[@rbmac110]

Considering what inmates have been known to do to predators, that is absolutely hilarious to me

[@elvispressplay7735]

It's one of the few crime related things they actually let inmates watch. Usually anything that might incite violence is prohibited. Like having other inmates make day to day life tougher for you is considered part of the sentence. I have no problem with that.

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Man, that is just historically omg!😂😂

[@The_Crucible714]

Yeah, a real HARD time afterwards! 😏

[@elizabethnasekapow6718]

I started laughing as soon as Chris Hansen said, "even a stolen van." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diavolaangelica]

Why does Chris Hansen look like the Terminator? 😂

[@tahlia__nerds_out]

he was making me think of MacGyver for some reason…

[@hinastink]

buffs shirt is so tuff

[@Mangoboi699]

Tuff stairs tuff slabs tuff walls. Its tuff everything besides the bricks and such

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Yeah it's awesome 😂

[@mikaelabailey423]

It is quite fly

[@cocodiva0213]

I like it on him 💪🏾

[@BriannaBow]

LMAO THE SPONGEBOB PRED

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

ISnt that just humerous 😮😉

[@TheUnknownD]

I thought It was because he couldn't drive. 💀

[@redflamegaming1680]

How ironic 😂😂

[@Betty_Boop87]

I was drawing SpongeBob before this NOOOOOO

[@Betty_Boop87]

@@TheUnknownDme too lol

[@heathermcfarland6317]

He’s 27 saying he’s 17, so a 10 year difference, but he can’t do the math to figure out that should mean he’s born in 1990 instead of 1980? Really man

[@tahlia__nerds_out]

Part of me was hoping that he would be so incredibly bad at math that he would accidentally add 10 years to his age by saying he was born in 1970 😁

[@AnonymouslyChosen777]

CHRIS WITH THE SHADES IM HOLLARING BRO

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Les go les go man he's the :king

[@Eyebye13]

For some reason when I heard "the SpongeBob predator" I was expecting that he'd laugh like SpongeBob. CH: "Well, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline..." Pred: "BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Wow your so just soooo historical man isn't that comical😂😅😮😉

[@spatialdistortion223]

Hysterical*

[@fosterbennington6405]

@@JamesDheartsUndertaleMe when I’m from 300 BC

[@NotGarrettG]

@@JamesDheartsUndertaleso historical.

[@SippinFantasy]

No faith in our judicial system and how they handle these things... NO JAIL TIME??? literally disgusting

[@chad3232132]

I thought the same. Of all the offenders on To Catch a Predator, this guy incriminated himself more than almost anyone else during the interaction with the decoy. He outright said the stuff he was going to do. They had him dead to rights, but he gets probation?! A lot of guys got YEARS in prison for saying a lot less.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

I love TCAP reactions while doing laundry! Lemme get some snacks: Sweet tea and some dry-ass cookies

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

True😂❤

[@Ohflipsnap]

The ending to this video is the literal definition of "a cherry on top."

[@shivvypoppy]

Chris Hanson's rockin' that "Dad at the beach on his lunch break" look today. Boiiii! 🔥🔥🔥

[@pookithesinger7823]

Nah man, don’t be doing SpongeBob dirty like that 😂

[@Betty_Boop87]

SpongeBob doesn’t deserve this 😢

[@alittlebird2202]

When today actually is your birthday. Ken: "If today's your birthday, happy birthday!" Me: Yesss I've waited all year for this. 😭

[@sparkgonedark2153]

Happy Belated birthday 🎉🎉🎆🎈🎈

[@neileldridge724]

"predators I've caught" (Chris Hansen's podcast) is actually really good. Also it's crazy hearing him read these chat logs uncensored!

[@MamaStyles]

Danes “I hate predators” faces are the best

[@nexusonex]

Pimp daddy Buff with the silk shirt

[@Darkshade_01]

The SpongeBob predator has the mickey mouse predator found a worthy opponent 😂

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

He knows how to live life to the fullest isn't that just so comical ;)

[@Darkshade_01]

@@JamesDheartsUndertale I suppose so?

[@artisticfruitloops5097]

5:53 after this I got a Crunchyroll ad of man saying "IM ONLY 32 !! THATS NOT OLD!" and thought it was the predator freaking out💀💀💀

[@katrabbit]

I recently had a discussion with someone in a comment section on a different channel that was talking about age of consent. This person legitimately did NOT understand that even if the minor below the age of consent says "yes" to relations with a legal adult, it is still considered against the law and it is still gr^pe by legal definition. They wholeheartedly were trying to convince me it isn't against the law and is not gr^pe if the minor under the age of consent says "yes". Honestly worried me and was making me concerned for people who are around them. I don't understand how someone's mind can comprehend a "relationship" between an adult and a minor under the age of consent and actually spend time and energy defending such an action.

[@Sassy-b6c]

Yikes 😬

[@TessaBain]

You were probably arguing with a bot. They post things like that now, for some reason.

[@Lord_Shadowfang]

I'd say you were talking with a predator. At the very least, a predator supporter. Please report them. If they are guilty of something, awareness needs to be raised.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Were you talking to Sneak0?

[@Meowmiiiiiii]

Man got LOST 😭😭

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Yeah I agree

[@superblakefilms]

🎵Oooooo! Who went to the beach to pray on a teen? SPONGEBOB PREDATOR!🎵

[@crystalannsmith4111]

It's dads against predators I love them so much 😭🤣🤣

[@The_Crucible714]

That’s the show that chases them through public places (usually Walmart) out into the street yelling “he’s a child molester!” My favorite is the dude who jumped into his car, ran over meridian curb, smashed into a bunch of cars then got tackled by a store employee while trying to run and sh!t his pants. Now THAT’s reality TV!

[@daredevildave5405]

No dane, nothing can replace the beauty the Elegance And the simplicity of the lovely taser 😂

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

I AGree 😂🎉

[@Lukesrooks1]

3:45 I love how he was like “Yeah I wanna get to know you first I’m not like these other pedos who only want one thing”

[@jackimcgill2837]

Chris really did miss a GOLDEN opportunity to drop the Twilight "...how long have you been 17?" line.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Culture

[@MidnightRockstar]

Dude really asked for a ride home 😂😂

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Funniest thing I've heard all day im lmao rn! 😂❤

[@itsjoe420]

He’s been idolizing Diddy a little to much 😂☠️🤣

[@eodblue390]

The look of joy on Danes face when Ken says "they just start woopin on them Dane"

[@TheSleepSteward]

"85' I think?" You think!? Bro 😂

[@NatalieRose-u5t]

YES I'm so glad Ken saw the guys who slap the predators! Those are my favorite.

[@aprilmason1616]

Hahahahaha the spongebob stuff And asking for a ride, like no dude get tf out😂

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Yeah his mere presence makes me uncomfortable my conscious would be like this is morally wrong but get the freak out 😢😂😢😮:wink _;)

[@mrpathfinder7274]

Why does Chris look like Billy Joel in we didn’t start the fire 😂😂

[@NaudVanDalen]

0:10 Not the stereotypical white van!

[@gorlworldtarot]

It would've been hilarious if Chris said, "I can't give you a ride, but they can," and then pointed to the police

[@savvisavage247]

Dane's shirt is shirting today. lol love it!

[@psychmoose]

About where the cameras were hidden, Chris has stated that they hid them in sea shells which would also prevent too much noise from the wind.

[@anthonywarheart4413]

I loved that outro with the SpongeBob stuff! I'm sure it was just topical, but I'd like to see more little things like that in the future!

[@bluebirdoz9055]

The police officer saying 'don't resist...don't resist us..' hand on the taser just wanting him to resist 😂

[@tahlia__nerds_out]

I feel cheated that he didn’t resist more and get tased. This show is making me bloodthirsty (taser-thirsty?)

[@aretwothetoo7758]

I was going through the TCAP playlist and then you posted this!!!

[@kenziehansen2424]

I kept having to start the video over... couldnt focus on anything Ken was saying because of Dane's fire fit😮😮 why you have to go flex on us like that Dane?😂😂

[@TrooperLeary]

You gotta look into the chanel predator poachers. Gordon flowers is hilarious, he doesn't beat em up but he talks them into incriminating themselves and when the cops shop up he's like "I got you, I'll vouch for you" and he hands over the evidence. He's done more than Hansen at this point.

[@HeatherVasmr]

In CT we had a group called Pop squad (prey on predators) that would catch predators from all over our state. Outed guys that worked at local pizza shops, teachers, etc. yall should definitely check them out and review a video.

[@lpnkorn15]

This is one ive been waiting for....ah man how pathetic this dude was 😂😂😂 and extremely creepy at that.

[@Aimecat-m2f]

WHY DOES CHRIS LOOK LIKE THE TERMINATOR!?!?!?!? 😂

[@thelazyindividual7514]

It is my birthday today, i love watching you and im so glad you posted today

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Wow it's my cats birthday also 🙀 not eve4y5hign is abt u!❤😂

[@killkrys]

Danes humor is the the lil voices in my head i stg “JUMP HIM!!” what a mood😭💀

[@THETORTUREDSTONERSDEPARTMENT13]

It feels illegal to be this early and awake at 2:02AM.

[@firefly8589]

Oh wow, it's 6pm this side 😂

[@roguelettuce4842]

12 here

[@evolvingsoul2370]

Noon 👌🏾

[@megsyc.8062]

It’s 12pm on my side. Though if Ken posted 2am, I’d be awake too

[@travtrav420]

Stay off the booga suga

[@Aemirys]

Oooheee Dane looking sharp! Love the look bro!

[@SkY42424]

" Can i get a ride home?" omg.. your new home is jailll buddie!! Woowoo 🚨 🚔

[@kiwikrg]

Finding out he was an ex manager at Gamestop doesn't surprise me 😂 I worked there at 17

[@yukimasahiko]

I worked at gamestop, ours was a top tier place of getting thins stolen or robbed. And I was a woman who was hired on last and everyone else quit. So I worked alone for months and had to deal with a lot of sketchy people and deal with catchy everything up that was left for me to clean up. I wasn't even a manager, They finally got me a manager and an assistant manager. And I had to teach both of them how to handle the store and he ended up being laid off for a criminal record for not telling them. But I kept getting passed for management.

[@isabellawidmer]

Scott, that ending was absolutely bEaUtIfUl. Chef's kiss.

[@Pizza4Lunch]

He shoulda been like "yea i can give you a ride...in the back of a cop car" then the cops come running out.

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Wow what a great punch line ur awesome.❤😂🎉🎉🎉

[@mickey4125]

He's not Horatio Caine FFS 😂

[@Nonexistentcreature00]

Lol "i dont wanna walk home" MAN ya wouldnt have to if you didnt show up in the first place

[@mikemurphy4362]

wow 40 seconds is the earliest ive gotten to see a vid drop!

[@communistplays9949]

Bro fr couldnt do 80 + 10

[@abbochan4372]

the spongebob edit at the end 😭😭😂😂

[@saoirsecruise6713]

He is probably a psychopath/sociopath, or at least a malignant narcissist. Him asking for a ride or for Chris to get him a cab? And the fact he thinks he's the victim is classic behaviour from those type of people. 🙄

[@Coolbreeze2863]

Dane raided the rock's closet for that shirt.

[@zakugirl]

Even a stolen van....I want more context on that one!

[@staceys5447]

Imagine having a nice stroll on the beach then coming across this!

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Best beach day ever.

[@bellenott9136]

Thanks for the new video x3 , Also Dane looking Handsome, great Shirt !

[@TheImprovised]

No tazer necessary. He ate sand. 😂

[@austinaxley81]

Calling that 27 year old predator an old man hurt my feelings Ken, just wanted you to know that

[@booburner2088]

Buff pro would be a fun guy to have at a bbq😂

[@trinity.wilson5896]

Chris should have said “yeah I’ll give you a ride” and started walking with him and then bust out laughing and says “straight to jail” 😂

[@ToxicSpxwnz]

god these guys never fail to get worse 🤢

[@SapienSafari]

“Leaky Washington.” Sounds like George Washington has diarrhea.

[@jessicabasey9685]

thank god ken posted

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Hey he cures ur depression and stops u from lieing to urself

[@CuriousMisterG]

I STILL remember being younger in high school, and the thing I remember being a major taboo was when a Senior would date an incoming Freshman... There would be relentless bullying if that were the case because you were seen as an adult and they were still kids. Holy crap 27 AND TRYING FOR 12?!?!?!??!

[@jonburns2691]

i love seeing the videos of people who think they're catching a predator and then it turns out that its an actual minor

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

Stay delusional before u become one hehe ;)

[@A.I.A.M.]

found the pedo

[@A.I.A.M.]

child predator detected

[@jonburns2691]

@@JamesDheartsUndertale what are you talking about?

[@LiilYogurt]

It’s crazy how he was 27 so all he had to do was remove 10 years from his birthday to get 17. The math classes at predator college don’t seem great

[@dirbrody]

I never understood or liked the beach setup. But this one was the best!

[@quntface1518]

That ins't a new "trend", people have been doing it for years and it's not a good idea. Invariably they target the wrong people in mistaken identities and/or don't collect the evidence in the right way, leading to it being useless and that's before you even get into the fact that they are selling their channel on the idea of going out into public and attacking people for views, which is of course a very slippery slope.

[@enscootandbmx123]

Shoutout Shua we need more like him and Jay showing preds how we feel

[@loreofewins7878]

Earlier than a predator to the elementary school

[@magnus1383]

Not me seeing "I could be your furst" and only noting "He wrote first wrong..."

[@AirsoftBro567]

Hi Ken!

[@sikoya9998]

My husband just told me about these groups confronting pedos. Great stuff. Please do some videos on it

[@Darkopolypse98]

...low risk predator? the man literally travels???

[@Darkopolypse98]

hes a super duper high flight risk, what is the justice system smokin?!

[@yamidelacroix6729]

Asking for a ride home and then the fact he was a manager in GameStop, just the audacity of even thinking to ask for a ride...

[@annaintonti8839]

never been so early! love yall!